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S05E25 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
S05E26 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Previous thread: >>25660804
Ponies are real.
Equestria is real
>>25665877
got u bro
>>25666421
NOT LIKE THIS
NOT
LIKE
THIS
>>25666398
I have no idea how you managed to watch that movie. I mean, duncan gets shot through a shield.
A SHIELD. I Couldn't bring myself to watch it after that.
>>25666421
Hey nobby
good horse
>>25666428
fourth for daring dont and daring did and the golden cactus
>>25666431
wow, you're a fucking idiot
>>25666433
blame to daring did and the golden cactus
There is a canon timline where Celestia can't stop the Flim Flam brothers.
>>25666421
I want to antagonize that pony. And hopefully not have my face caved in.
Would you buy an action Pinkie and Dash?They're sold out right now since it was a 2014 SDCC toy.
>>25666421
>Nobby isn't beb anymore
Today is gonna be a good day.
>>25666428
Duncan getting shot through a shield was dumb.
Since Lynch invented the weirding module, I guess he invented a magic anti-shield bullet that suddenly goes .5 MPH when it touches a Holtzman shield.
>>25666428
They shot some kind of stupid seeker hybrid at him though, you can see it slow down before going through
>>25666450
do not antagonize the pony
>>25666450
>antagonizing Limestone
Good luck
Touch the pony.
>>25666471
>salty pony
>>25666467
>>25666468
Eh, it's not a bad movie in itself, you just gotta treat it as a dune fanfiction kinda thing.
Now, jadorosky's dune would have been fucking insane. I recently read stuff about him and I found out that he was the author behind the metabarons, which when you think about it makes complete sense.
>>25666468
>>25666471
I'm gonna do it.
I'm gonna touch the boulders.
>>25666498
YOU WILL DOO NO SUCH THING
>>25666496
But that guy's Dune movie never got finished. For all we know, it could have been even worse than Lynch's version.
>>25666496
I think we all have oru own things that trigger us when it comes to Lynch's Dune. For me it was the fact it didn't differentiate at all between Harkonnen house troops and the Sardaukar. That made twitch, but I digress
>>25666498
DON'T DO IT ANON
THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY
>>25666507
it would have had dali as the emperor, anon
nothing could have gone wrong
>>25666423
ah shit my bad
>>25666518unf
>>25666502
I'm doing it.https://youtu.be/5NylmdC_uEM
>>25666515
The preliminary script was 14 hours long, and Dali wanted like a million dollars for his role.
That movie had mess written all over it.
Filly has been practicing the secret hugging game you like to play with her with the other fillies and colts at school.
>>25666507
It could never be a watchable movie, anon.
Still, that's how you make a Dune movie.
>>25666534
I know anon
I'm joking
>>25666532
DON'T USE THE DYE
THAT'S CHEATING
OH BOY THE EPISODE IS ABOUT TO START.
GET IN HERE, FAGS
stram.party
>>25666546
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUCK YOU
>>25666546
5000 years Sombra no-cuddle dungeon
it's time mlpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6wKMzY1l-8
>>25666518
I want Limestone to dominate me.
>>25666552
>Dungeon
>No cuddling
What do you even do in a dungeon then?
>>25666552
I didn't think Sombra was that tall.
>>25666553
The best PMV ever
>>25666561
Suffer
and contemplate the misery you have wrought
>>25666569
Oh well, jokes on you, humans only live like 80 years.
>>25666566
Sombra is huge
his mane also blows around in a non existent wind like Celestia and Luna's
whatever his deal is, he benefits from the same size and mane upgrades the two top alicorns do
He also has the slit eyes like Nightmare Moon
he is huge for a pone
HEYA GUYS! READY FOR THE NEW EPISODE?
>>25666518
Now turn the bottom Limestone on her back and it's perfect
>>25666575
You will continue to serve time after your skeleton transformation
This guy is killing me
>you need to rip the wedding dress to rape the bride!
>>25666584
What a weird cold open.
I wonder what Celestia wants Twilight's baby pictures for.
>>25666595
yeah okay but where are the ponies?
>>25666595
Hell yeah, man, he's fucking old school
>>25666575
A certain diabeetus medication could possibly extend that to like 120.
>>25666594
>Telling skeleton jokes to my jailer for thousands of years
I guess I'll get a skele-ton of practice for my comedy routine.
>>25666615
Who gives a shit
>>25666602
Probably inside him.
>>25666588
>>25666627
IN TRAINING
>>25666634
Training for what?
>>25666595
>>25666605
Oh, it's that guy. That guy bugs me too.
At least read the fucking book you're raping before you try to pretend to make your dumb impossible to make movie.
And that ending
>"Let's duel to the death."
>they fight
>"I win, Paul is dead."
>"No Feyd. You are Paul."
>"We all Paul now."
>>25666640
No john
you are the pauls
>>25666625
FILLY HAS LEARNED THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUE [1000 CRACK FIST]
>>25666638
maximum ponying
More fillies for the filly gods.
Amethyst Star rulez!!
>>25666657
How to train your filly
>>25666658
FILLIES
OH SHIT, WHAT IS TWILIGHT DOING
>>25666640
>hey guys!
>David Ly-er, I mean Alan Smithee here!
>Check out this Dune book I used for the extended cut!
>Pretty neat, right?
>So I was thinking the other day, about Quinoa
>And you know what I thought?
>That girl never drank a Pepsi once in her entire life.
>And she was so happy about that.
>And that's why I put the Weirding Modules in the movie!
>>25666657
I wish for the animated edit of the Diamond Tiara kissing the Silver Spoon after their noses touch
>>25666671
She is a pretty cute pone
>>25666672
I hear they are a bit difficult
stallions are far more fun to work with
Pone is not accepting my sacrifice.
What am I doing wrong.
>>25666673
STRONG FILLIES
>>25666705
You must know the specifics of what that particular pony likes
the offering must be of the right type, in the right place, at the right time
>>25666704
How about colts?
>>25666689
a hearty lynchian non-pony kek
>sudden dance number of ponies doing the locomotion
>>25666590
no prob boss
>>25666727
I SPECIFICALLY SAID BOTTOM
>>25666727
He meant the other one should be upside down.
THEN things get really weird.
>>25666691
I want to play her in an indie game
>>25666733
I thought you were being figurative
>>25666719
Probably have the same energy and attention issues fillies have
you would either need sedatives for the pone or a constant supply of energy drinks for yourself to keep up with the little buggers
>>25666740
>>25666726
Evidently, he was offered to do Return of the Jedi, before he took the Dune job.
I would have loved to see his take on Ewoks and Jabba.
This is one hardcore grandpa.
>>25666740
You are actually weaver in disguise, I knew that!
I'm going to marry Pinkie Pie
Shit is getting comfy. What a wild ride.
>>25666783
At least find something that actually looks like it could be in the show
Those shadows are way too blurry and her eyes are wrong
>>25666741
Well i'm going to train one of each.
>>25666677
>>25666782
>>25666796
you know, if the roles of that pictures were reversed, it would not be safe for work.
>>25666796
Prevent things like that picture from happening, or you are going to have a bad time
Did you rike it?
>>25666803
>i've never heard of femdom
>>25666792
Plus the way the shadows are put on makes it look really flat, like its a bunch of 2dimensional pieces on top of each other
>>25666805
The ep would have finished 30 minutes from now you goof.
>>25666762
>entire story is out of sequence
>palpatine is an old man dying in a bed
>Jabba is a man in a wheelchair that transforms into a giant earthworm puppet
>when Leia kills him he turns into a tadpole that looks suspiciously like sperm and gets swallowed by C-3PO who starts to take on his traits throughout the movie
>at the end of the movie Ewoks take off their costumes in slow motion resembling the actors underneath
>they sing Yub Nub backwards and are lifted into the sky leaving skeletons in their place
>they were dead this entire time
>>25666805
it's not even on for another 30 minutes
>>25666805
>silent hills will never be a thing
>>25666803
Fillies are allowed to be cute lewd.
>>25666461
>nobby isn't ded
>cheshire isn't ded
>scherzo isn't ded
>unity is here more often than I thought
>goggles isn't ded (but hasn't given us an update on the campfire pic in a few days)
>shiro has revealed himself
It's been a good two weeks.
>>25666827
more like silenced hills lmao
>>25666829
>Duneposting
is this some kind of epic meme
>>25666796
I enjoy that picture
even with its mildly lewd implications
>>25666835
Wait, goggles isn't ded?
>>25666824
>Jabba is a man
That's not unprecedented
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Sf4eb9l__4
>>25666451
The action Pinkie looks funny enough
>>25666792
Man, you expect me to put effort into my shitposting?
>>25666822
>>25666825
I-it started early like last week.shit
>>25666804
I'm going to allow it.
If filly and colt want to explore eachother then they should be allowed to do so.
>>25666835and once break starts, I've got an art project I want to start for the holidays
Fillies kissing fillies.Colts kissing colts.
>>25666861
NO NO NO NO THATS ALL WRONG
>>25666839
I want to see the delightfully lewd continuation.
JUST
DO
IT
*SMACKS LIPS*
>>25666863Fillies having non-romantic filly fun with their mouthsColts holding and hugging and cuddling each other casually in public
>>25666841
She started drawing a campfire picture with the CMC and some other pones IIRC
She hasn't reposted the progress in a while though so maybe she gave up
>>25666861
let's forget about the colts
Apples
>>25666875
Damn, where is the cap of Shia-pone when you need it
>>25666855
>I've got an art project I want to start for the holidays
Aw yeah
>>25666872
My favorite part about these kind of gifs is seeing them start to move as they're loading and then get faster when they finish loading.
Future generations will never understand this pleasure.
>>25666855
How much longer till you Murricans get your break?
>>25666887
Do you wanna get hit m8?
You guys...
>>25666887
How would i every be able to forget about the colts?
>>25666913
I just told her she looked ugly in all that lipstick
>>25666913
I just told her I was going to marry Rarity.
Pony says you cant trust anyone, not even themselves
>>25666920
Never forget about the colts
do nice things for them
>>25666887
>filly anon is a faggot
ha!
>>25666947
do nice things_to_them
>>25666956
Well booping and petting and CAREFUL belly rubbing are all acceptable
>>25666956
do nice things underneath them liketyingtheirshoesand thenpattingthem on thehead
>>25667003
Colt wants more. He says it's not enough.
>>25667003
>CAREFUL belly rubbingGod it's so embarrassing for both of you when you're just giving your colt friend a belly rub and he pops a boner in public.
>>25667011
That will have to do until he is older
>I saw Anon with his thingie all hard and he was stroking it and looking at drawings of my friends and he started making weird noises and suddenly all this white stuff flew out of the tip!
>It was the strangest thing I've ever seen! What was he doing?
>>25667010
>tyingtheirshoes
>their shoes
>shoes
>>25667015
COLT WANT
>>25667013
Well hopefully he is smart enough to roll over pronto before things get too weird
unless he is doing it to troll you and your weird human sensibilities
in which case hes just being a jerk
>>25667019
Where did he keep these pictures? Did he ever offer to take pictures of you or put you in a situation you didn't feel comfortable in? Did his thingie ever get hard while he's been around you?
>>25667011
You couldgive him a big hug.He will most likely hug you back.
>>25667020
You know, theirhorseshoes
>Hey anon, you got any more of those dank memes?
You've been arrested for touching the filly.
>>25667042
The only shoes he would be wearing would be those snoots in the winter.
>>25667019
>Anon was trying to make a cake and paint the CMC on them with fudge
>but the nozzle was clogged so he had to squeeze really hard
i like to imagine if celestia was real and a human woman she'd look like this
>>25667049
Sure kid, knock yourself out.
>>25667039
I need a pictura of anon hugging colt.
>>25667084
We could use more pictures of boy horses getting hugged in general
starting with colts yes but we need some huggified stallions too
>>25667081
i like to imagine if celestia was real and a human woman she'd look like the woman on the right
>>25667036
>Where did he keep these pictures?
on the compooter
>Did he ever offer to take pictures of you or put you in a situation you didn't feel comfortable in?
no
>Did his thingie ever get hard while he's been around you?
His thingie is almost always hard!
>>25667075
Oh, that makes a lot of sense! That's so sweet of him!
>>25666920
by turning them into fillies
>>25667049
Not on me. All I got are old actual memes.
>>25667093
>>25667093
>You will never be a predatorial griffon in Equestria
>You will never make a habit of flirting with stallions and making it clear to them how much physically bigger you are
>You will never let stallions know what it feels like to be the smaller partner.
>>25667111
i like to imagine nicole and i meeting in her hotel room after the con and her letting me play with her feet
>>25667124
Oh god this filly has chin/cheek cancer.
Someone put her out of her misery.
>>25667093
"Dis is mah coltfren!"
"Well, we haven't talked about that really. We just had a pleasant eveni-"
"Shh shhshs. Shh. I gon give you all mah sugacubes when we get home."
>there are people that don't think colts are superior to fillies
Everyday I am reminded I am surrounded by people with the shittiest taste imaginable.
you guys aren't just booping without protection, are you?
that's how cooties are spread
practice safe booping
>>25667159
he says while posting featherweight
>>25667159
You are wrong
>>25667150Sexually aggressive Derpy is still my favorite thing
>>25667146
aww that took my like 15 minutes
>>25667162
My pony never leaves the house without her boop shield equipped
>>25667178
I think she's cute anon
>>25667164
>>25667168
There's no hope for you people
>>25667178
I'd put it in a dress.
>>25667124
Don't turn the colts into fillies. We already have a surplus of fillies.
>>25667178
The chin just has the wrong curve, so it looks really weird like the side of her face has grown a pouch of fat.
>>25667177
I can't tell if he's tickling or fucking him.
>>25667205
Oh wow, a G1 Pone
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUKKhZ6aA9E
i'm in the mood for sexy older mares
post some
>>25667222
Probably both
>>25667209
I'd put him in a lot of things.I'd put a lot of things in him
>>25667224
>chocolate jimmies on ice-cream
>>25667222
Ponies are so cute one kind of just leads to the other naturally.
More stallions being hugged or something like this
I want to watch a stallion crying :'v
>>25667142
fuck, Nicole is so hot.
WHY IS THERE NO CELESTIA EPISODE YET NICOLE
WHY GOD
>>25667238
>calling sprinkles jimmies
>>25667243
>I want to watch a stallion crying :'v
>>25667238
EAT THEM
>>25667003
I get a boner just by rubbing shoulders for more than five seconds with another woman
If she were to actually pet me I'm sure I'd get a raging hard on, it's only naturalI'm a colt
>>25667227
>>25667248
is itrustling your jimmies
>>25667293
4 years ago, that was considered the apex of humor and meme culture.
>>25667293Oh god not him but is that what that refers to. I never made the connection. It all makes sense now.
ANON'S GUIDE TO DATING PONIES
-Physically trap her in a room, and eventually your life
-Insult her face, her body, her brain, her cutie-mark. The lower her self-esteem, the higher your chances
-Brag, not lying but close. Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal. It releases a hormone in her ovaries called Insatia that makes mares ovulate for sex.
-Dress like her dad, it releases a hormone called Moanatonin
-When you get into an elevator with a mare, press a higher number than her and then make a big deal about it
-Sing a song that you supposedly heard on the radio and then make fun of her for not knowing it
>>25667311
>Moanatonin
>>25667300
even four years ago I already hated it
which made it all that more efficient
I wonder what will pop up next now that black twitter speak has been killed off by the filter
>>25667293
>>25667300
I desperately want it to make a comeback. For some reason I saved it in my pony folders all those years back and I thought it was a MLPG only meme.
>>25667132
Cosmo did something like that once, it was fun
Granted that was his transformation horse turned griffon, but still. There was also another artist on derpi that did some stuff like it but I can't remember who they were
More stuff like that could be funny if done right
>>25667337
maybe posting ponies will come back
>>25667311
>Make up a story about how you single-handedly murdered a wild animal.
what do you mean with "make up"?
>>25667350
I like the way Minuet stomps her hooves while she's giving a ponyjob
>>25667344
I bet Fluttershy would like it for the cute animals
>>25667350
Out of context stuff is always funny
>>25667348
Those faces kill me every time.
>tfw no burly bf stallion to cuddle for warmth
>>25667343
That does sound fun. Size differences are unf and a big griffon flirting with stallions and making them uncomfortable and emasculated sounds strangely funny and sexual.
>>25667377
mares were designed to interlock with each other for maximum warmth
I threw a dice, and this time it rolled over to Discord and his clown parade.
derpy.me/randumbshack
>>25667375
>tfw no bara goat dad to cuddle with
>>25667378
doesn't even need to be that much larger than them, though that probably happens naturally
I think its more about playing up their predator features in certain ways
>>25667348has shout done any friday comics in the last two weeks?
>>25667344
if they ever lift gr15 that might actually happen
my best reaction images are all pones, so I'd be tempted to post them on a lot of boards
i want to lick some mare pussy
>>25667397
Like laying a huge griffon wing over their back and gently scratching under their muzzle in a friendly but "if you ran I could catch you" sort of way?
>>25667405
Yeah, he did the "It's easy, you just need to make a friend," one.
Can imagine he spends a lot of time helping with the kid, though.
>>25667388
>Discord's Clown Parade
>>25667311
>Doesn't even make a cool acronym
I can't trust this guideBut I will dress up like Rarity's dad if she's into that
>>25667414
go to bed dash
Filly reminds you that she will be a mare someday~
>>25667388
that means we also get a celestia, right?
>>25667432
what about filly anon, is he doomed to remain a filly forever?
>>25667377
fuck
why can't i be a cute fuzzy lesbian mare
>>25667420
Oh, right. I even saw that one but somehow forgot about it
>>25667416
Yep that sorta thing, even if that particular example is probably a bit blatant
I think its more fun if kept subtle or implied, never being directly stated but made clear though other means
You would need somewhat clever griffon to do a good job at that sort of thing though, or one that knows the pony in question rather well to know what specific buttons to tap
I
>>25667432
Tell filly that age is just a number and that I'm tired of waiting.
I like it when we're catbirds
>>25667420
>Can imagine he spends a lot of time helping with the kid, though.
I can't fucking believe shout had a kid
like, shit man
fuck
I've been here too long
>>25667427
i'm hungry
hungry for cunt juice
i got it from my pony
i got it from my pony
>>25667469
On the 17th it'll be five years since I've started watching pone and posting here and it's been making me feel weird as hell.
I can't tell if it's good weird or bad weird
>>25667488
>Cunt Juice
>Bottled and sold at all fine stores in Equestria
>It's like pussy juice but tastes like bitter fruit and gives mares a raspy voice
>>25667508
I wanna rub Gilda's floofy chest tuft
>>25667438
Filly Anon is doomed togrow up and become Colt Femanon's girlfriend.
So how do you rank the episode today?
>>25667526
it wasn't very memorable
>>25667514i wish i knew what pussy actually tasted like
>>25667525
>implying filly Anon isn't stuck at that age
>>25667502
Are you a satyr bragging about the amazing pony butt you got from your pony mama?
>>25667525
If Anon or Femanon do anything lewd with each other they will both be sent back to Earth.
Discord told me so.
>>25667508
I don't remember the first day I came here, but it was about november/december 2010
I have been here five years on and off
I am starting to think I could have spent these last years better
>>25667547
the four spots on top of her ass which stay almost stationary make it look very weird
>>25667568
>I am starting to think I could have spent these last years better
Even if you had spent them on something productive there would still be something else that would have been more useful than what you did.
>>25667538
I remember licking a pussy the first time I had sex. I don't remember the taste, so I can guess it wasn't so important.
>>25667502
pon pon ponponpon
pon pon ponponpon
pon pon ponponpon PONY
>>25667289
Fucking inmortal mares
Watching their subjects die
Every day, every year
>>25667593
Fluttershy really knows how to pon
>>25667593
>tfw pony will never pony you
>>25667508
>>25667568
>2011 and wanted to see some awful shit
>went to /b/ and saw a bunch of ponies
>wtf kind of trolling is this
>the /b/read got to me try it
>watched season 1 and discovered EqD
>never went back to the /b/read because it was just a circlejerk
>2012 and want to see what ground zero is like
>visit /mlpg/ and never leave
>still go to EqD because I think the two balance each other out well
>a month later the /mlp/ board is made
>I think the general is no more but then see those crazy fuckers from /mlpg/ are still creating their thread
>swim aboard from the piss and continue hanging out
It's been a wild ride
>another saturday night
>I only know it's saturday because my grandma wanted to know if I wanted to grab a pizza for her
Being a NEET is tough.
HOLLA HOLLA GET $
>>25667627
Sometimes I wish I could go back to those 'golden days'.
I've been here since 2010, but back when the thread was super active and always had something going on I'd only pop in for maybe an hour per week.
Now that it slowed down a lot and we have maybe as much happening in a week as we used to have happening back then in a day I cannot stop spending all day here.
>tfw even if you show up on time to the party, you still somehow manage to fuck it up and miss the most fun part of it
>>25667643
this is the worst fucking image macro I've seen in a long time
>>25667633
>Being a NEET is tough.
You could always get a hobby that structures your week a bit
>>25667660
that would require will to live, anon.
>>25667633
>Being a NEET is tough.I know.
>>25667663
>that filename
>>25667568
>I don't remember the first day I came here, but it was about november/december 2010
I only remember the date because it was the same day Swarm of the century aired I think. That was my first episode.
>>25667652I want to make that mare feel like a princess
>>25667568
i've been on this ride since somewhere between s1 and s2.
i regret nothing.
>>25667633
>>25667667
I know that feel.
>>25667731
I regret 75% of it
>>25667643
i want to jump around on the moon with pony
>>25667731
>>25667776
I regret only some things of it.
>>25667730
harshie a cute
>>25667821
Lewd too
>>25667802
i want to john madden on the moon with pony
>>25667837
of all the ponies I'd want doing that, she's pretty far down on the list
>>25667837
i like how she looks like a big cat
i suddenly have a strong desire to cuddle a pony
>>25667854
>suddenly
>>25667851
>is there anything anon wouldn't copulate with?
>>25667846
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD
>>25667877
I'd even fuck Twist.
how do mares masturbate
like in real life
>>25667912
Rub against walls and fences I think.
>>25667912
they rub up on a fence post or something of the like
>>25667902
There are a lot of ponies i'd rather fuck than Twist.
I'd still fuck Twist raw.
>>25667910
So theres in Infraggable Krunk filly, will we ever see a Major Glory and Valhallen filly?
>>25667912
rub against shit
>>25667846
My sides
>>25667916
i wish they'd rub against my face
>>25667921
i love those little guys
>>25667919
>you will never walk in on celestia in heat
>furiously rubbing her soaked, winking marevag against the wall as she whinnys and moans
What if Sunburst turns out to be Celestia's son
>>25667956
>you lock eyes with her as she's mid thrust half way up the wall
>she slowly drops her rear end back down, which lets out a loud noise like a balloon being rubbed
>>25667921
>>25667917
God i love fillies
What if Sunburst fucking exploded
https://derpibooru.org/1019424
>>25667986
look at those cuddle buddies
>>25667995
Sunset shimmer was right, cutiemarks cause explosions
>>25667971
I'm an only child, bruh.
>>25668006
>I am sorry Miss Pie and Miss Apple.
>But the cancer is terminal.
did somebody say 2010-2011 nostalgia?
because i think i heard somebody say 2010-2011 nostalgia
>>25668006But Fluttershy's futa cock is still biggestby a lot
>>25668009
I want to join their cuddling.
>>25668006
I'll take the one in the middle
>>25668026cutie marksonballs
>you will never go to equestria
>your house will never be a hangout for ponies whether you like it or not
>>25668023
>Big Celestia is clopping to you
>what seems to be the problem anon?
>>25668062
is
is that a thing?
>>25668023
I only have one MLPG flockdraw saved and it has anthro in it
>>25668074
I can't sleep or think clearly at work, doctor, my heart is pounding and I've got this insatiable hankering for ponuts that I just can't seem to quell.
Can you help me?
>>25668074
There is a persistent stiffness in my lower extremities.
>>25668101http://imgur.com/msXrCUo.png
>>25668117
>>25668119
Fuck y'all this was a great intro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9TBUmbBqEM
>>25668094
Anon that is lewd.
>>25668144
>someone thought this would be a good thing to draw
I'll never understand
https://derpibooru.org/1031714
suprise, it's pone
>>25668094
I think this is the first time I've seen this get deleted
>>25668186
>It's Pone!
>Get em!
>>25668186
oh hi pone.
looking a bit floofy in the chest today, why don't you stop over my cabin for a bit so i can groom that for you
>>25668177
https://derpiboo.ru/1036803
https://derpibooru.org/1008054
>I will never be corrupted by this monstrosity
>She will never turn me into a big breasted anthro broodmare
>She will never impregnate me
>>25668186
That's not pone, that's cat
>>25668144
Sometimes I hate my dick
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/5/1037474.png
At least try to face your beb with some honor, and don't dream of booping again.
pony put on special clothes for the occasion
>>25668290
I don't like them.
At all.
Pony should remove them, this instant.
>>25668207
Anon, professional groomer.
How... how was the new horse episode
socially awkward horses
>>25668340
It was good, wanna watch with me?
>>25668340
Has it really been a week since the finale already? How many more weeks of this do we have ahead?
>>25668300
but they have a little heart on the panties where her mare bits are, isn't that great?
>>25668398
I'd fuck this girl until she's an orgasmic puddle of pleasure, then give us both a break until she was ready for more.Because I know I'd want someone to do the same to me.
>>25668436
I'd Snails' mom.
>>25668403
Like 50.
>>25668177
>smelly pone analingus
surprisingly okay.
>"I'm sorry Anon, but it looks like you contracted acute Pegasitis on that last trip to Equestria.You have 6 months to live."
>>25668436You'd both get nervous and end up watching TV togethersilently
>>25668403
Fifty six.
Pony unknowingly wags her tail when next to you.
>>25668403
No one knows
I need to draw something.
I really, really need to draw something.
But my mind is blank.
What draw.I'll start after I put up the tree.
>>25668493
Fluttershy wearing a too short skirt and way too tight panties.
>>25668493
Male griffon comparing his wings to his tiny male pegasus friend.
>>25668493
Pony putting up the tree
>>25668467
Pegatits, you say?
>>25668493
DRAW GLIMMER
YOU HAVEN'T DRAWN GLIMMER
>>25668493
Celestia and Luna decorating a Horse Christmas tree
>>25668493
>>25668509
Colt lifting a leg to pee on the tree
>>25668493
Pinkie excitedly opening the next chocolate window in her advent calendar in the morning?
>>25668493
Sweetie Belle wearing anon's boxers
>>25668468
anon I will rut that mare senseless
>>25668493
rarity eating papajohns
>>25668493
Treehugger huffing Moondancer's sweaterOr Harshwhinny molesting anon in his sleep
>>25668542
What about a slightly unattractive Anon wearing Sweetie Belle's panties and feeling pretty? Much to a distraught Sweetie Belle?
>>25668493
Nightmare moon being evil, but not that evil and she's really cute so everyone just lets her do it and dawws behind her back
>>25668554
you're a real creep anon
>>25668493
Fluttershy singing a lullaby to a bedridden, very sick and disgruntled Dash.
>>25668493
Dash wearing a really ugly Christmas sweater that Fluttershy got her.
>>25668562
If you don't think sleep molestation is hot then you're dumb and I probably hate you
>>25668510
The casual, upskirt panty shot almost takes a backseat to the breast expantion. Almost.
>>25668551
She would probably faint if she heard you say that
Post Sweetie Belle
I need more Sweetie in my life.
>>25668597
>teasingly rubbing her back as you describe how you're gonna pound her till she's a drooling mess
>she's practically hyperventilating at this point
>you can audibly hear her winking
Hope anyone here likes some Eternal Night Rarara
>>25668493
Draw Glimmer and the Countess wrestling
>>25668624
I do, I do!
>>25668624
Look at that best pony
>>25668624
Better than regular Rarity.
That mane suits her way better than her regular abomination.
>>25668624
You bet your ass I do
>>25668624
yes thank
>>25668652
POST EVERY SWEETIE
>>25668624
Is Rarity really such an opportunist like this?
I mean, she's basically living out her dream in pretty much the same way but at the same time, she was a pretty loyal subject of the old regime.
>>25668493
Ponk giving Twily a really, really ugly Christmas/Hearthswarming sweater.It's made of rocks.Twilight still likes it.
>tfw no celestia and her nasty disgusting womb hook covered with rust that drags you inside her shit encrusted abyss of a vagina
>"God, are you really into this?" You look down at the Crystal Empire helmet as you lift it out of pony's 'toy' drawer.
>Pony nods sheepishly from the bed, hiding its face behind its forehooves.
>"So what, you just put it on and.. follow my orders..?"
>You blush.
>"You're into some weird shit you fuckin' horse."
>>25668692
please do not kinkshame the pony
>>25668656
I'd like to ration my Sweeties
>>25668468
Probably. We'd have to agree to this online then hopefully one of us will take the initiative.
>>25668622
Teasing her without release sounds fun as fuck.
Pony says let's mosey
>>25668657
>Is Rarity really such an opportunist like this?
Probably not. Rainbow Dash was one of the guards stationed at the castle, so saying that Rarity was an opportunist is like saying that Rainbow Dash was an oppurtunist.
The same thing probably happened to both of them, and it probably went along the lines of
>Now that your beloved princess is gone, you will all serve me or die. Rarity, you are the only one qualified to be (insert occupation), you will fulfill this role. Rainbow Dash, you will serve on my personal guard or dungeon.
And after a while, they just got used to it and accepted their new overlord as oppressive as she might be. They probably can't stage an uprising because they didn't know about the Elements of Harmony.
Doesn't seem like opportunism, more like becoming tolerant of their situation after being forced to serve her for years
>>25668639
>>25668648
>>25668649
Thank you guys
>>25668643
>best pony
You must be fuckingcorrect
>>25668644
>That mane suits her way better than her regular abomination.
I'm not sure Anon. They're both pretty nice.
>>25668727
Anon that's communism.
Sweetie doesn't like communism.
Post Sweetie.
When was the last time she wahaha'd, mlpg?
>>25668754
filly is counter-revolutionary.
the punishment is more cuddles.
>>25668754
how about her good friend, Scoot
>>25668746
Nope.
Rarara's standard mane is worst.
>>25668746
>becoming tolerant
Would you saythat they were perhaps even loving?
>>25668766
Filly is busy cuddling her teddy.
>>25668769
God, look at that face.
>>25668746
>They probably can't stage an uprising because they didn't know about the Elements of Harmony.
I wasn't talking about any silly uprising but I can see them at least being aware of the fact this pony acted quite horribly towards Celestia and brought them a life of eternal nightlife.
>>25668769
That's not Sweetie
We best pone now?
Where did pony put my hand grip trainers
>>25668790
of course not, but maybe you'd like a real unicorn
>>25668784
well if an uprising is completely out of the question, all they can do is keep on with their lives, a fucked up government is still a government
Which pony leads the best faction to grind rep with?
>>25668799
Sweetie is the only unicorn i need.
>>25668792
If by best pone you mean Sweetie Belle
>>25668814
I mean the best sisters
>>25668794
she's using one right now
she'll give it back when she's done
>>25668807
she's gotten very good at being a filly
>>25668822
Sweetie or bust.
Rarararararara get out.
Pony flops onto its side, paralyzed by your human venom. It whimpers fearfully as you kneel over it to deliver your feared cuddles.
>>25668770
>Rarara's standard mane is worst.
You deserve execution.
>>25668764
>density.jpg
Kek
>>25668776
>Would you saythat they were perhaps even loving?
Judging by how the scene played out, Rainbow Dash seemed to have adopted the ideal of Nightmare Moon as the worthy ruler.
>YOU'LL TELL HER WHAT SHE WANTS TO KNOW.
With Rarity, she seemed to adopt a kind of "same shit, different day" attitude. She just kind of seems annoyed with the situation but just deals with it. Kind of like Zeke from inFamous if you guys have ever played that. She just seemed distant from any interaction Twilight or Spike, refusing to even look in their directions at moments.
>I don't socialize with dragons
>The tapestry is only changing... AGAIN.
>I don't know how you know my name, but I am far too busy to entertain some -tourists- ridiculous fantasies
I'd say Rainbow Dash gained a "you are my ruler and I will serve you at all costs" mentality, while Rarity gained a "No one talk to me, and let me do what I have to do."
>>25668830
She was always an exceptionally filly filly.
>>25668844
Someone like you doesn't even deserve a Rarity.
>>25668794
>>25668823
Don't you ever try and stop her.
>>25668860
I hope she can teach me the ropes once I become a filly
>"There is no escaping, Anenome!"
>'Grrrr, you monster, Frodo!'
I want to be turned into a chubby mare
>>25668867
you laugh now, but after months of doing that those thighs could crush your head into a diamond
>>25668861
I wouldn't want a Rarity anyway. Why would i want a Rarity when there are hundreds of better choices to be had. Like Sweetie. Sweetie is an exquisite pony.
>>25668867
God I'd just watch her exercise with that.>>25668881
uuunf
http://tetugakuzonbirakugaki.tumblr.com/image/134588470602
http://tetugakuzonbirakugaki.tumblr.com/image/134588432147
You know, maybe it's just me but I don't find either of these arousing.
I think it's removal of agency of the participants.
>>25668870
Sweetie is too busy fillying to give you any ropes.
She also wonders how you could have gotten by in human world without learning how to use rope.
>>25668876
>not a stallion
>>25668899
That and the art style is high not pleasing to my eyes.
>>25668899
I think they're both really hot, but that's just me.
>>25668899
I find the second one arousing
if only because I kinda get off to noncon elements sometimes
>>25668881
>>25668895
She'll have lots of time to exercise in prison
>>25668889
that scene just makes me feel really peaceful and happy
post more pony beach scenes
>>25668927
>Mare prison
The lesbianism would be so rampant.
If Dash survived she would flourish.
>>25666913
poor sweetie belle
>>25668899
I love the concept of the first one but yeah the art style really kills it for me
>>25668899
The art style isn't very arousing
Its kind of a weird mix of detailed sketchy stuff and flat colors that's just distracting
The concepts are pretty good though
>"Woah woah I'll help, but ahhhh... I mean, you got any horse money?"
>"What are dese. Is this a lot? It looks like.. fake plastic coins. Bits, huh."
>"Ugh, look, let's trade favors. Hey, you. Yeah- in the back, the yellow one. You like to dance?"
>>25668902
see she needs to show me how to be adorable and stupid at the same time like that, she's good at it
>>25668937
It probably depends on the jurisdiction. Like in Appleoosa you'd get thrown in a cell, and Canterlot has a dungeon etc.
>>25668920
what the fuck am i looking at
>>25668962
Sweetie is sad you called her stupid.
Now she does not want to show you anything.
>>25668978
A poor man's hoihoi.
>>25668984
>a poor man's poor man's Nezumi
>>25668968
Posting 1 more Rarara because best ponyand this is fact.
>>25668968
why is sweetie such a violent pony
>>25668792
>tfw no pone game
>ever
>>25668976
>Canterlot has a dungeon
A dungeon full of desperate mares wanting a cuddle slut.
>>25668984
>>25668991
The style really isn't similar to either of them.
I don't think it's trying to be either.
Unless I'm missing something.
>>25668899
First one is great because of /ss/.
>>25668979
I'll make it up to her
>>25668992
I like you, whoever you are
You have good taste in pone and you draw cute pone.
>>25669020
It's not, and they aren't similar to each other either
Where the hell are all these new drawfags coming from
>>25668904
I like BHM just as any other fetish patrician, but I prefer TGTF over regular TF on most occasions.
>>25669042
>they aren't similar to each other
Dude, it's pretty clear Hoihoi just tries to copy Nezumi's style
>>25669028
You better
>>25669005
You don't even know what you would want.
I've been keeping track of some of the thread stats since mid October but I have been too lazy to actually put the data in a proper form all this time.
Here's the one for the 2nd half of October, from 15th till end!These take more effort then expected.
>>25669060
>Warharmmer 40k is a ripoff of Starcrap!
>>25669056
New ones?
Reminder that Daring Do is a super, duper cutie.
>>25669060
How is Nekubi's style similar to either of theirs?
>>25669078
Except Nezumi has been drawing for at least five years longer than Hoihoi and is infinitely better
>>25669060
It's not like she draws ponies anymore, the nip mlp hate cabal closed, so she's free to return to drawing not trash.
>>25669065
I want a Harvest Moon clone with pones.
>>25669086
I like her colors
>>25669069
I can see you put a lot of effort in this thing
I will reward you with a post so you will feel good
>>25669028
I bet tickling Sweetie would cause cardiac arrest.
>>25669098
>is infinitely better
this shit taste
kill yourself faggot
>>25669086
of course she is, she's just a different color scheme of the cutest pony there is
>prisoner rd is a tag on derpibooru
Neat.
>>25669110
Nezumi actually knows anatomy, I don't like his stuff at all but at least it's technically good
Hoihoi is just terrible all around
>>25669069
I haven't been paying attention lately, but IP count has been closer to 70 pretty consistently lately
>>25669117
.Nezumi actually knows anatomy
how is that a good thing you autistic prude
Pony wants the joj.
>>25669115
>trying to flirt your way out with the guards
Two days isolation.
>>25669037
...y-yah, y-you too...
>>25669125
Oh, you're just the idiot who pretends to masturbate to horrible shit
Just disregard my posts then
Honestly, I don't even see a lot of Nezumi's style in Hohoi's stuff.
Always thought people said that just because they both draw prolapse and grotesque vaginas
>>25669098
Is this supposed to be proof that someone is ripping off someone else? Because I don't think anyone said anything about quality, who has been doing what longer, or whose better than who
>>25669124
83 on average actually.Maybe I should put some additional info into the empty space below Twily
>>25669117
Hoihoi pays attention to anatomy too. He isn't one of those lazy anthro artists who just don't want to draw ponies or humans
>>25669069
Im confused what your x-axis is measuring
>>25669135
you're the one who masturbates to horrible shit
>>25669056
I panicked and hit the emergency hiatus glass.
>>25669132
>Dash getting some privacy so she can masturbate in peace
>Open the door after two days to get hit in the face with a waft of mare funk
Pinkie's ghost is haunting MLPG
Half the anons have seen her both shitposters and me.
And if you think we've have too much of EA's homemade cum, just tell me where those party hats and cakes keep coming from.
>>25669145
Thread number.
>>25669145
Threads.
I guess I could just merge the info down to days, but then I'd actually have to watch for the times, right now I am just picking the info for each thread and then assign them to the day at which they ended
>>25669069
>that fucked x-axis
Twilight would be disappointed
>>25669139
>Always thought people said that just because they both draw prolapse and grotesque vaginas
And because they're both Japanese. "Japanese artist" is a tag on Derpibooru too I think. That doesn't mean one is copying the other of course
>>25669150
Why would you do that anon
its too early
>>25669139
they both have that waxy muscly style
its clearly an attempt at emulation at least
>>25669175
I do what I want.
>>25669204
>>25669177
I wouldn't really describe Hoihoi's style as "waxy"
But maybe I'm taking the word too literally
https://e621.net/post/show/386849
https://e621.net/post/show/294495
you guys sound like blizzdrones t__bh
>>25669255
>>25669255
>>25669255
Mmmmmmmmagic.
>>25669222
>wingpit hair
Well that's enough internet for today.
>>25668822
>that ONE pity point
Still great
>>25669150
>WEEE OOO WEEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO WEE OOO
>PONIES
>PONIES
>PONIES
>PONIES
>PONIES
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.
I love princess filly pone.
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