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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friends Forever #23 (Fluttershy and Applejack) and the Holiday Special are still storytimed here!
>>25631565
Starlight Glimmer's start in her philosophy was when a childhood friendship was separated by a cutie mark. It seems that Sunburst completely fell out of touch with her - did she make no attempts to contact him in his schooling? And however gifted he may have been, she herself seems rather talented in the magical arts - if she's still behind, there could be quite the wizard in training somewhere out there in Equestria. Could Twilight have ever met him in passing? She's made mention of high-level unicorns before - perhaps he's on his way there right now.
It does seem a little curious that he's vanished so totally from Starlight's life, even after she'd grown into a mare. She's shown no little aptitude for information gathering and pony location, and he's been on her mind for years.
>>25655538
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Ponies are real.
Equestria is Real
>>25660822
well duh
>I want you to tackle me
>as hard as you can
Would stronk filly even stand a chance against pic related?
>>25660854
isn't that stronk filly
>WHY YA'LL AIN'T BREAKIN THE SOUND BARRIER!?
>>25660885
AHHHHH
AH
AHHHHH
>>25660860
>implying
>>25657922http://imgur.com/Cb7sGPn
Got home a tad later than I had hoped. Sorry for the wait! Hope ya like it
>>25660933
well that's fucking unf
>>25660933
I really like thing
So are you king of the dorks by birthright or...
>>25660933
jesus
that's a good one
>>25660966
I claimed the crown by katana duel for the honour of a m'pony.
>>25660804
>Still only one piece of porn of the two on derpibooru
Wow.
Marry the japanese horse.
>>25660979
>Straight porn
>>25660925
Why are you such an egghead?
>>25660933
Gracious.Weren't you going to dump your stuff on the sub? Lewd can go on /art/ so long as it's under spoiler tags.
>>25660933
Yoooooooooooooooooooooooo 10/10
>>25660925
Why am I such a clork?
Why! Rainbow Dash! Didn't anyone tell you? Clorking out is all the rage right now!
>>25661005
>at least I'm a pony and not a big smelly human
>>25660933
Nice one, Nippers
A Howard Cosell pony does the commentary for hoofball.
It is ten thousand years after the Butlerian Jihad.
Mankind has been forced to expand their consciousness with the spice Melange. This substance is found only on the spice-planet, Equestria.
>>25661026
At least I'm not a domestic terrorist
>>25661043
that extra quiet when you're wearing big headphones and forget to listen to anything
>>25661043
Burger music
>>25660933
oh my
>>25660933
whoa nelly.
She's really up in there.
>>25661049
you pretty much are
>>25661043
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O03TDT6rZBg
>>25661083
Ah sure do love these dubs of ours.
>>25661065
How d'ya figure that?
>>25661083
you could have at least waited to have a chance
Wind Rider is a special guest commentator on the Wonderbolts-Royal Guard hoofball game.
don't forget to wash your princesses
Early to bed, early to rise.
With pony.
>>25661129
Makes a pony healthy, wealthy, with a big butt.
>>25661137
Should have gone for a rhyme with thighs, anon.
>>25661150
how would you handle this situation?
Lewd edit when?
>>25661172
Raspberry until situation was resolved.
>>25661129
Oh, I'm rising all right.
>>25661172
By handling the pony.
The pony knows.
And she does not approve.
>>25661037
the pone must flow
>>25661198
>twilight doing a double take in the back
applejack's ass must be some kind of local celebrity at this point
>>25660933
Now that you're apart of us nips, draw gloomy
>>25661239
That's years of apple bucking paying off.
>>25661016
>Anon confusing Nips with me
SorryI'm organizing the stuff now, dissapointment incoming.
>>25661037
>season 6
>villains are organized crime ponies
>one of the gangsters inexplicably resemble Baron Harkonnen
>>25661239
Twilight just likes marebutts
>>25661232
A WOMAN CANNOT BE THE KWISATZ HADERACH
Besides, Twilight would make a great Mentat.
>>25661291
All those years of Canterlot prudeness are finally breaking after 5 years in the stix.
>>25661277Take it as a compliment. I don't usually expect to see Nips poke his head in here, and the fact I confused the two of you means you're doing it right, right?
>>25661285
As long as it's a pegasus with puny wings.
>>25661232
Twilight looks high as balls.
>>25661313
Who's confusing who with who?
>>25661297
It'd be great if there were a Piter-esque pony. An amoral Machiavellian adviser to Celestia who's more important to have around than to let go for being mean.
It'd teach kids about how sometimes you have to put up with assholes.
>>25660860
>>25660910
No.
Fillies.
Ponies.
Colts.
Not stallions.
>>25661325
Because she's eating all that spice
>>25661359
But colts grow into stallions
Filly wants to be a magical girl and have silly adventures with you.
>>25661354
god dammit parker get away from my waifu
>>25661362
Then they're aren't.
>>25661346
Nips and Shiro, I think he said he went by. Though I suppose paying attention to the lineweight would have prevented that mix-up.
>>25661372
>waifu
twilight sparkle had already two childrens,sorry.
>>25661361
>Twilight get's high as fuck off some magic herb she got from Zecora.
>Stumbles around ponyville screaming out something about being the kiwifruit hatchback
Twilight, I only meant to stay a while.
Sex.
Ponies.
Sometimes both in the same sentence.
>>25661347
The problem is, MLP takes a "convert to friendship or completely ostracize them approach".
Like with Svengallop
>>25661440
Mostly because it's on an optimistic stance that everyone has the potential to be a good person
>>25661426
and never with fillies
milf mares
>>25661454
being friends with the main characters and being a good person aren't related
>>25661455
ponies should wear skirts more often
>>25661475covering Shota-Anon in kissesand sucking his dick
>>25661496
yes they should
it's nice to have something to reach under and pull off
I liked those little butt skirt things we saw on ponies a while back, but we don't seem to see much of them anymore
>>25661496
And eyeshadow
All ponies should wear eyeshadow
Filly is thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.
>>25661523
I want Rarity to teach me how to put on eyeshadow correctly
after I become the filly of course
>>25661403
CELESTIA
THE SLEEPER HAS AWAKENED
>>25661218
perfect
>>25661517
I didn't like them
they were more like...weird butt cloths
I hope you remembered to love your changeling today.
>>25661564
that is one happy bug
>>25661560
what a cute filly who also now is of age
to do pony things
Why is Sweetie Belle retarded?
Filly wants to be your mare.
>>25661589
she's not retarded, she's just a little air headed
>>25661563
well there was this too
but I liked the butt cloth better
Why hasn't Sweetie Belle realized I've kidnapped her yet?
Why doesn't = realize that Sweetie Belle's kidnapped him yet?
>>25661496
cute mares in cute skirts is always the best
>>25661625
skirts provide a much better opportunity for butt peeks
>>25661691
that is one spooky butt
If you like it then you shoulda put a mark on it.
I want to be turned into a little filly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbX8O-IPHIc&feature=youtu.be&t=295
>>25661660
I wonder if it's annoying to have a tail that hikes the skirt up though
especially a flagging tail
>>25661347
>>25661440
>lanky stallion with a goatee (or a goat with a goatee)
>convinces them to false flag Discord so they have another magical ally
>put together the anti-monster taskforce
>indirectly prevents democracies from growing beyond the city-level to secure the throne
>engineered the bison / Apploosa conflict with the knowledge that Twilight's team would bring it to a peaceful (profitable) resolution and open up the precedent for further colonization in the desert
>sponsors policies (and missions) that disenfranchise the Griffin Kingdom to prevent them from being a threat
>>25661730
We all do, anon.
>>25661739
Well, it's not like Celestia is bright enough to do any of that on her own.
She looks really good on that throne, though.
>>25661761
I don't.
>>25661691
>"go ahead, anon."
>"touch it"
>>25661770
YES YOU DO DAMMIT
>>25661653
She's been at the "sleepover" for THREE DAYS
She hasn't even asked where all the other party guests are yet. She just keeps eating snacks, watching TV, and messing around with your stuff.
>>25661783
>"TOUCH IT"
>>25661789
No I like my dick too much.
>>25661802
If I touch the pony butt, do I get to claim it?
DilfDorks
>>25661802
I love that look
It fits perfectly into an already hilarious scene
>>25661735
On the bright side an aroused mare would be incredibly easy to spot.
>"Hey, you didn't answer the door, so I decided to come in through the window instead. I guess you thought I was a burgler, but it's just me, Rainbow Dash."
>>25661874
JESUS CHRIST
>>25661874
I always leave my windows open just in case a cute little pegasus wants to have a chat.
None have ever shown up so far.
>>25661874
Dash plz.
Stop pressing your balls up against my window
>>25661898
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6pP0YO8KGQ
>>25661874
In or out, Dash! This ain't a fucking barn!
>tfw you try to keep your yard looking nice but ponies keep eating it
>>25661874
DASH! WATCH OUT FOR THE SHOTGUN TRAP!
>>25661934
just spray some exlax on it, they'll get the hint
>>25661874
STAND MY GROUND!
>>25661950
>"nice try, I remembered to disable those this time!"
>>25661951
>next morning Anon wakes up and goes out to get the paper
>"Theres shit EVERYWHERE!"
>>25661984
SUCCESS!
Now harvest your glorious bounty of horse apples.
>>25661984
I may have not thought this through
Anon catching the pegasus virus
>>25661874
Even worse. You gonna blow up the fridge because it makes ice?
>>25661978
>this time
I can't stop jerking it to Dash
>>25662104
>it didn't hurt that much
>I got better....
>pony
>>25662137
I want to stick my hand in that tuft lite
>>25662130
>"Is the human gone?"
>>25662160
Yes. Send out the filly.
>>25662182
The battle filly, or the surrender filly?
>>25662187
Both.
Cutie.
>>25662187
Send out the battle filly TO surrender.
Battle Filly needs to know just how fun submitting is.
>>25662226
I'm not going to do that to battle filly, it's all she has left
Filly knows what you've done to your previous fillies.
>>25662245
I would rub that patch
Nips hasn't done anything good in months.
>>25662260
Nod sagely, then ask what sort of tea filly would like at the inevitable tea party.
>>25662260
I give fillies everything they could ever want. My only condition is that they wear a collar. Seems fair to me.
>>25662260
Raise them into beautiful productive ponies with high self esteem?
>>25662122
Careful anon!
If you pull on it too hard, it'll come off.
Butt, of course.
>>25662332
>Futa luna bumming you until your hole goes numb
>>25662242
I'm gonna hug that filly
Do you think Season 6 will touch on the eight magical items of Meadowbrook?
>>25662516
unf
anyone has that image of twilight being offered money by a human hand. plain white background
>>25662605
I'd like to know more about them
>>25662587
its too late anon I have already hugged nearly all the pones
>>25662607
I bet she knows some chastity spell that stops you cumming.
So no matter how furiously you're jacking it/getting sucked, you'll only ever get right on the edge of blowing a load.
>>25662643
unf unf unf
>>25662630
Are you saying ponies only have 1 time use?
>>25662667
No anon but you should allow them a cool down period
>>25662675
I'm going to RAPID HUG A PONY
>>25662687
NO RAINBOW DON'T DO IT
DO WHAT YOU WANT BECAUSE A PONY IS FREE
YOU ARE A PONY!
>saturday
>>25662516
>specifically says pussy
kindly kill yourself in the most painful way possible
>>25662759
that's weird, it got slowed down
>Reason to be alive in 2016
- Another season of pony
- Samurai Jack 2016
- Jojo part 4
what else is there
>>25662696
wait there we go
>saturday
>>25662779
CoD Ghosts 2
Battlefield 5
Masturbation
>>25662782
its trying to stop you
>>25662779
Rainbowdash asked nicely that you do.
>>25662789
oh yeah, new horse!
>ungulatr will never draw pony and diamond dog messy kisses
>>25662789
>another work week starts
>>25662815
Every year.
Every day.
ponks into thread
>>25662874
what a pony
>>25662206Lick the freckles.
>>25662892
Not blue enough
We did it Rarity, we finally became Made in Manehattan
https://derpiboo.ru/1037090
UNF
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25662984Mwah!
>>25662984
REALLY DASH?
RIGHT ON THE SCREEN?
>Your waifu got fat.
What now?
>>25663023
exercise and diet
>>25663023
Consider my methods a success.
>>25663023
Obviously she must be pregnant. Begin preparing for child-rearing and designate one room a "baby room."
Hopefully this is the first of many.
>>25663053
Very much this.
>>25663082
jesus
you may as well just roll her around
>>25663023
unf fatty Acid unf
>>25663023
play with her belly when cuddling obviously
>>25663023
Encourage her to gain more
>>25663082
>tfw you will never have a loving applewife with which to rear children together
Why must reality hurt us so.
>>25663091
Please don't roll the pregnant pony. You might injure her foal.
>>25663138
I don't use an iphone
>>25663133
I want to experience both impregnating a mare and being the pregnant mare
QUICK GIVE ME YOUR BEST PONY MEMES!
>>25663163
>being the pregnant mare
thats pretty fucking gay anon
>>25663163
You came here to impregnate mares.
You came here to be impregnated.
You see now that you cannot do both.
>>25663192
isn't it kind of literally not gay?
>>25663200
if you're going to dream, dream big
>>25663138
I always liked the idea of ponies messaging you over old, dumb stuff they just learned about kind of cute. The greentexts where ponies send you instant messages of old lame memes they just discovered and think are the greatest always made me smile.
>>25663210
It's only not gay if you're female. If you're a guy wanting to become m-pregged, that's your own problem.
>>25663218
I would love that, to be honest.
>>25663240
do you have them all? I never saved those, I know there were more
>>25663097
I would love for someone to draw a fat DJ Acid
>>25663254
I've got nine of them, and I don't know if anyone did more than that.
>>25663200
Become Impregnated
with yourself.
>>25663292
Okay, look, that's just weird and strange. Cloning yourself and using your own body as the incubator is just asking for all sorts of terrible things.
>>25663323
opiucnic must be apples
>>25661874
>you thought I was a burger
I would have answered the door then.
I miss Glitter Glue. A lot.
>>25663336hee
>>25663334
Picnic, actually.
stallion made you a burrito
And this is the last one I've got.
>>25663399
That's hilarious.
>>25663399
Thanks Anon, those were all pretty enjoyable.
>>25663399
thanks a lot anon, appreciate it
>>25663271
Nicole Oliver really doesn't like being called Sunbutt.
>>25663360
>wall of text
>nervous run on sentences
sounds about right
>>25663490
I just want to pick her up while she all compact like that and place her into a perfectly Flutter-sized box
>>25663418
>>25663420
Is it really still Anon with the default name being = still? I wonder how long they'll leave it like that. Didn't it stay this way about a week or so after the season premier then they changed it back?
Pony was not very impressed when she learned that you bought her Christmas present at the pet store.
>>25663521
so we have some hours left before it goes away
>>25663360
she's asking for it
>>25663522
Well she loved it when she thought it was just a jar of grass that made her feel funny.
>>25663522
Does she want me to return her squeaky toy or not?
>>25663541
Whenever the mod who likes having some fun with this board decides it's been long enough, is my guess.
>>25663576
I liked it a lot more for the premiere, it made a little less sense for the finale but I'm glad they still did something. Do other boards get anything like this for special events?
Are you guys ready for tomorrow's episode?
>>25663681
Yes!
>>25663681
that feel
What draw?: Fetish edition
Good times.
>>25663719
Fluttershy breastfeeding Rarity
>>25663719
Sweetie and anon body swap
>>25663723
why is her cup so small
>>25663743
Little cup for a little pony.
Filly
Is a material girl.
And she's living in a material world.
>>25663804
I'm glad she likes that song
But does she need to sing it every waking minute of every hour
Does she even know the rest of the lyrics
>>25663826
Yes, and no - respectively.
>>25663573
Cats always know the comfiest places to sleep
What was so bad about this timeline again?
None of the ponies seemed that bad off. A little more cold hearted maybe, but that's it.
>>25663853
I'm still disappointed the splotch isn't part of her cutie mark.
>>25663849
It wasn't the right one.
>>25663849
It didn't seem too bad at a glance. The most obvious bad thing about it would be Celestia being imprisoned in the moon. Despite NMM's excuse that it was the same punishment she got, Celestia didn't exactly try and create everlasting day in the first place.
I think what the writers were trying to make it seem like a bleak, heavily militaristic kind of society with all those guards, especially with Dash being one of them. None of the ponies seemed happy and Rarity was bigoted against dragons.
>>25663849
There were fewer alicorn butts than average.
>>25663890
>Rarity was bigoted against dragons.
>dragons are assholes
Yes and?
>>25663915
It's not exactly a good mark on someone's personality if they treat someone poorly who greeted them in a friendly manner.
Not saying that it's unreasonable with dragons and all, but it doesn't look great from our perspective.
I want to be Princess EA's pet.
>>25663963
shut up
>>25663963
Maybe you could inPONECRAFT
>>25663849
I just rewatched the scene with rarara in it
>the castle isn't open for viewing today
>today
>the castle isn't ever open for viewing
I'm going to marry Princess OC.
>>25663979
gave me a north korea kind of vibe
>>25663370
Twilight soon found that over consumption of technology is detrimental to friendship and had it removed across the land.
>>25663994
starlight filly was a cutie
Starburst was a moron for not colting that
http://i.imgur.com/DCzEHhA.png
I swear to Christ, some of the disgusting shit this fandom produces leaves me at a loss for words.
>>25664010
what's wrong with the bottom left picture?
ponies are cats now
>>25664010
Please explain what is "wrong" with top right and bottom left?
>>25663994
Starburst should have pounded the blank off that.
>>25664026
>now
Why does EA whore out Star Wars games, but doesn't touch the Dune franchise anymore?
>>25664010
what's wrong with the top left and bottom right?
Colored that thing.Sub thread is up, I guess http://mlpg.co/art/res/15357.html
>>25663991
does it smell and taste like cum
>>25664067
ohh, you're the one who drew that Dash
I didn't even know who you were but I've saved a bunch of your pictures, good stuff
>>25664029
>>25664019It's Loss
>>25663991
talk to a doctor, not us
Filly has begun releasing her pheromones. Soon Anon. Soon.
>>25663994
wasnt Starlight more or less FiW Twilight?
I'M JUST A FACE OUT IN THE CROWD
I THREW MYSELF INTO MY STUDIES
TO HAVE THE WORLD UNDER MY CONTROL
I EQUALIZED THE COMPETITION
NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME
IT'S NOT
EVIL
>>25664120
Tell filly that she is not old enough for sex, and that she should go and play
>>25663971I want her to use my face as a seat after a long day in the sunand then giving me the honor of tongue washing her ponut,marepussy and her massive dickI wonder if her scat is foodscat or regularboth are unf
>>25664120
I don't think I can be any more attracted to filly, her pheromones are useless
>>25664006
>>25664031
>Starburst
Isn't it Sunburst?
Also, i'm assuming he will have a role in S6
>>25664093
no smell
>>25664106
yea but it's late now
>>25664130
I think it depends on what you like
Lewdprincess tailors herself to her partners
>>25664139
yeah it is, my bad
I guess he may have a role in S6 if they actually keep Starlight around. At the least I could see an episode where she seeks him out.
>>25663991
and it's not pre?
>>25664139
>a role
yea as Starlight's rutting tool
>>25664172
>Mr. Anon, what is "pre"?
>>25663994
I wish starlights back story was different. She should have been the one who got the cutiemark first, for doing insane amount of magic. Suddenly, her parents enroll her in a school for gifted unicorns. She loses her best friend. She gets sad. Gets mean to the other foals and ostracizes herself, or maybe her talent manifests differently than the others there and is made fun of. She goes back home and sees that starburst moved on. He got his cutie mark and has moved on to a school for his talent. She blames both her cutie mark and her natural talent, as well as other cutie marks and talent, as the reason she lost her best friend. She sees cutie marks as nothing more than dividers for ponies.
>>25664197
pre cuddle
>>25664172
what alarmed me when I sat down on the toilet and noticed a drop, and it wasn't clear so likely not pre
hopefully it was
>>25664092
>fanon bullshit
>>25664202
I actually kind of like where you're heading with this, but remember that it would have had to have been something condensed down into only a minute or so.
Her back story seemed kind of uninspired for how she turned out. Her getting a cutie mark early and much different than her very best friend would have played more to how she felt about them.
>>25664197
It's like when the vagina lubricates itself when the person's aroused, Sweetie.
>>25664237
I think a person's first post in the thread says a lot about them
>>25664159
Well it seems now that Starlight is reformed and interacting with the whole M6, she might be a permanent member, it would seem as a wasted opportunity for them not to do anything with Sunburst
Also things like this>>25664189
are always a plus
>>25660804
Who are these OCs?
>>25664240
in hindsight, mightve been a good idea to have a weak motive
That way Twilight could break it down in a minute
You couldn't break down someone's ideology in a min if they really were set in their ways
>>25664279
>that feel
PostDorks
>>25664248
Does my hand look like a damn sandwich Scoots?
>>25664273
I guess that does fit pretty well considering how quickly she seemed to change her mind at the end there.
Pony peeked at her holiday present.
I hope you guys and your waifus have a good night.
>>25664158
Even turning herself into a handsome diamond dog and impregnate me with a bunch a pups?
Obviously the night would be filled with load moaning and tail pulling.
>>25664327
that's okay, it was a decoy
>>25664299
Huge dorks
>>25664299
Knees weak, mom's spaghetti.
>>25664350
unf unf muscle unf
Why do we have generals that you need to follow for 20 threads to follow what's going on?
>>25662036
Pony wants to be a quantum chiropractor.
Why is there hardly any art of filly Starlight and Sunburst
>>25664401
Me too.
Episode in 9 hours!
>>25664413
>You will never have a pretty dress
>you will never have a shiny horn and graceful wings
>you will never have power of a kingdom
>you will never be treated like a god
>you will never have Stallions lusting over you
I love Princess Chrysalis and some day I'm going to marry her!
>>25664447
>Princess Chrysalis
You must sleep in this bed with the sisters.
>>25664458
There is no room
>>25664463
there is room inside of the mares
>new phone
>download the MLP game just for the hell of it
>not having any fun
>Somehow manage to sink 2 hours into it trying to get more ponies
>Almost end up shelling out cash until I see the gem prices and prices of ponies
>Still playing it
I hate this
>>25664468
>an arm or a leg inside each sister
That's an unf
>>25664463
There is, that space in the middle.
>>25664470
it's too bad you didn't play it when it first got released, there was a hack to get infinite gems
>>25664463
But I still want them to be all mine
>>25664432
>I will never ever have my hooves painted
>>25664458
>>25664463
I know how to make room
Body slam them out of the bed, sending little ponies flying.
>>25664463
Let them sleep on top of you, they can be a pony blanket
>>25664470
Get it from amazon underground instead. Much easier to get pones
Miss Cheerilee's increasingly desperate personal ads
>>25664491
Don't encourage me to spend more time on this game
>>25664522
Think of all the ponies that you haven't collected yet
>my favorite pony isn't available as a funko vinyl fig
I'm the sad.
You've got nothing on usNananananana
Worst pony asks why you think her episodes are shit.
>>25664533
Maybe playing some more wouldn't hurt after all
>>25664598
but worst pony never had any episodes
>>25664605
boop
>>25664598
>Can't decide if worst pone is Dash, Twilight, or Fluttershy
>hate most of their episodes equally
Do ponies have the ability to not be cute?
>>25664601
Body pillows are great but dakis are shit.
>>25664616
you just hate wings, don't you
>>25664619
I like the dude earlier today who described his breast size as "owns a anime girl body pillow".
>>25664624
I love wings.
I just hate bad episodes and bad ponies
>>25664641
I'd enjoy a spin off with these 4.
>>25664641
Wings are the greatest.
>>25664641
well then what are your favorite episodes?
>>25664641
Is that text in the center left side supposed to also be pink?
>>25664683
Flitter: Why are we playing this, CC? I am awful at this game.
Cloudchaser: Because Thunderbutt over here sat on the air ride.
Thunderlane: Well I didn't see it... It shouldn't have been on the floor
Cloudchaser: I hate being the princess.
Rumble: Can we play something else, Flit?
Flitter: C'mon, we're doing great.
>>25664717
>jigglypuff seen from above
>>25664652
I wouldn't say "greatest", but they are very nice.
>>25664674
Season 1:Suited for successDog and pony showBoast bustersLook before you sleep
Season 2:Sisterhooves socialSweet and ElieteHearth's warming EvePonyville confidentialDragon Quest
Season 3:One Bad AppleMagic duelGames ponies playJust for sidekicks
Season 4:Flight to the finishRarity takes manehattenMaud PiePinkie PrideFor whom the Sweetie Belle toilsInspiration manifestation
Filly says that it's unwise of you toLOWER YOUR DEFENSES
>>25664809
>Flowey's DEFENSE has dropped to 0!
>>25664605
What an adorable little grump
How do you build a pony butt?
>>25664851
Use some Jelly and Play-dough, mold the butt, and let it sit for a bit
>>25664616
>Hating the ponies I like the most
Anon I'm going tocivilly disagree with you and move on, have a nice day
![870431__fluttershy_shipping_blushing_suggestive_animated_screencap_upvotes+galore_lesbian_edit_bedroom+eyes[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/N3JSOuj.gif "870431 fluttershy shipping blushing suggestive animated screencap upvotes+galore lesbian edit bedroom+eyes[1]")
>>25664877
I think its stupid that Starlight messes with timelines and almost destroys Equestria then gets instantly forgiven, meanwhile, spike can mess something up like in Princess Spike and cop a load of shit for it
hey hey everybody
BRING ME THE SECOND DERPIEST PONY!
>>25664826
>undertrash
https://fuwa.se/f/Lajsgf.webm
I guess it's just me....again.
>>25664946
>disliking something good because of a spergy fanbase
You'd think ponyfags of all people would know better.
What's the difference between the raw and the color corrected episodes on yayponies?
>>25664947
I'm here too!
>>25664947
Are you a pony?
>>25664960
The iTunes version of S1 was kind of washed out, CC fixes that
>>25664956
Different anon. There was a undertale spam yesterday and that was annoying as well
I want to drag Luna into a back alley and pump her womb full ofbroken glass
>>25664971
Don't talk like that about my mom.
359 days to go!
>>25664977
COME THE FUCK OUTSIDE
Pony wants the joj.
What are you asking your waifu for for Xmas?
>>25665001
NOW GET THE FUCK BACK INSIDE!
>>25664997
>>25665004
To exist.
>>25664067I had a bunch of those filed under the wrong artists, one of the Lunas as Mewball for example
>>25665028
Pony just ate ten caffeine pills
Pony can taste sounds
>>25665057
Get filly to the hospital before she dies of a heart attack
>>25665057
Uh Pony...
Those were my acid...
You owe me like 50 bucks.
>>25665057
What does sobbing taste like?
Pony is eating.
I have placed the cucumber behind the pony.
I repeat.
The Cucumber has been planted.
>>25665073
>Pony died from a heart attack
>>25665085
>tfw I will never get my money back now.
BIG
FAT
HORSE
HIPS
>>25665082
That sure is a fat penk.
>>25665142
she looks cheerful
>>25665028
What the fuck is that file name supposed to mean?
>>25665154
She's a very happy chubby villain
>>25665155
You having a giggle m8
>>25665155
I WANT TO MARRY YOUR PAWTOES ROOGNA
>>25665142
I want to pinch those cheeks.
I love Princess Nightymoon
Who is the Cheekiest pony?
>>25665241
Cheerilee's cousin, Cheekilee.
>>25665250
>not her other cousin, Breekilee
Filly wants more totato chips.
>>25665240
>Don't use that name!
>>25665291
Pet the evil horse
>That time in your life when you think you may be developing a problem.
>>25665321
Get a plush hammock. Stop confining them.
Pony can't stop this feeling deep inside of her.
You just don't realize what you do to her.
When you hold her in your arms so tight.
You let her know everything's alright.
She's hooked on a feelin'
High on believing
That you're in love with her.
>>25665321
>developingI'm kind of jealous though
>>25665321
>problem
Those aren't even custom plushies
>>25665331
I do what I want, REEEEEEEEEEE
>>25665340
I don't love that pony.
>>25665340
why is she so cute and huggable
>>25665345
Yes problem, not disposable fucking income.
>>25665321
Who is the one below Luna?
>>25665373
Pony of Doom, some custom the dude who wrote the song Brains for Billy and Mandy did.
>>25665355
What did they all cost?
>>25665383I thought it was Nyx at first
>>25665390
The Twilight, Pinkie, Rarity, Flutters and RD are all 4DE ones so, they cost the going rate those guys charge.
The others were around the same price range, the Luna was the only one that cost over 25 bucks.
Also the Derpy.
>>25665402
Just give me a number you dork
>>25665392
I wouldn't buy one of those to even burn it to show the video to /mlp/
>>25665402Give that Luna a hug from me
>>25665402
Oh! Is that Derpy the Build a Bear? It looks pretty nice. The biggest issue with those is the manes. Do you feel she has enough mane to comb it down? and get something resembling her hairstyle?
>>25665408
I dunno, rough guess would be at least 250 bucks.
That's guessing high.
ponies in suits
>>25665416
>250 bucks
Heh
One of my plushies cost 350 bucks, another one cost 100 bucks and I'm commissioning another one for 200 bucks
>>25665414
She has plenty of mane, it just seems stiff at the base, but I guess it could be made to go where you want it, really.
It's solidly built too.
>>25665411
You got it, mang.
>>25665429
I guess I am saving a boatload on my plushes then.
Child labor, hooooooooo!
>>25665429
Are you the guy who has the batpony plushie?
>>25665446
>It has a physical form now.
LARSOOOOOOOOONNNNN
>Got into this fandom telling myself I would never buy any merch.
>The show will pitter out in a year.
>Wake up the other night clutching my Luna plush.
>It felt good.
One day I'm just gonna go full tism and commission a plush of my faggy OC.
Did Anon ever deliver the pics of his gore covered Fausticorn he stole from a crime scene?
>Want to take a full photo of all of my swag.
>Can't because all of my cards are ded.
>Only viable camera I have is my potato phone.
>Oh shit, I have a working card for my camera I forgot about.
>Corrupt.
>>25665486
Of course not
>>25665505
Few things horrify me as much as shit like this image.
Is there an Australia Pony or one that is close?
>>25665107
It's been said before, and it merits saying again:
"Fat Pony is Best Pony"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wMyx32x7z44&user=BiggyBrony
This is pretty patrician
>>25665392
>>25665409
I would buy one tosnuggle with.
>>25665524
Her teats were deemed too small and she was banned for being child pornography.
>>25665517
>Not the video of the diver trying to recover the body of his friend and finding out too late that the body got tangled up and we get to watch him die too on video.
>>25665547
What?
>>25665560
It's an Australian joke...
Pony lays down and accepts her fate.
>>25665582
Ponies don't do that...
>shipping your oc with main characters/princesses
>giving them kids
>>25665582
Geez pony, I just want to pet your belly.
>>25665573
Who drew this?
>>25665605
>>25665608
It looks like nobby's style
>>25665611
>nobby
>coloring
>>25665614
>>25665613
Search the archive.
>>25665505
Is that a cave diver?
>>25665630
No, that is a man committing suicide.
>>25665634
More info?
>>25665637
How much more info could you possibly need?
>>25665640
As much as I can get before an unknown force drags me into a tiny hole, and I disappear forever.
>>25665650
Dude goes in a hole.
He never comes out.
>>25665668
>tfw she stumps Twilight completely
>>25665672
She trolls the fuck out of Twilight in that scene.
>>25665659
Living with a pony would be awkward as fuck.
>implying you can boop Rara through her boop shield
>wake up
>saturday
>new episode t---
>realize seasons over
fug.
At least i found a new series with some glorious horses being filled.
https://static1.e621.net/data/4e/70/4e705ed41746d749695861fa80e70dfe.jpg
>>25665672
Twilight is a retard who can't into basic moral arguments
>>25665696
This is the Equestria I want to live in
>>25665696
>dat buttplug
>>25665710
>>25665711
The pink mare on the left is his mother being filled, and the two top mares are his sisters.
>>25665608
Nobby with Goat's coloring
>all these fat pony's
>>>/trash/
>>25665728
>pony's
Just watching the finale now
It's great to see all the old favorite villains, like horrible CGI Timberwolves and Rainbow Dash
>>25665728
Should we be discussing that guy that crawled into a hole instead?
>>25665742
I want to crawl into Twilight's hole
>>25665740
Yeah they keep using them cgi wolves for some reason.
>>25665749
They paid for them, they have to make use of them.
>>25665724
Time to put on a little makeup?
>>25665746
>"Starting is easy, all you have to do is make a friend!"
>>25665746
Me too, anon.
Me too.
Who else here /drunkandnakedonafridaynight/
>>25665794
Someone needs to make one of those dating sites but instead of for dating it's for friendship.
I want a foal.
>>25665806
>Not the superior anime image.
Do you ever just feel really alone and that it will stay that way?
>>25665845
The original is better. He looks more dead and it's animated. Yours looks like typical cute guy but caught drinking by the girl protagonist how embarrassing.
>>25665852
Every day, why do you ask?
>>25665852
Do you ever feel like MLPG isn't really the place to post blogshit?
>>25665857
All the waifu talk just gets to me man, im sorry
>>25665820
>Frndlr
>>25665853
The image he took that from isn't even Anime.
Alright, all caught up on pony now
Any draw requests? It's pretty late so I probably won't deliver tonight, but I'll have em ready tomorrow
>>25665873
Limestone facesitting
>>25665873
Sunburst and Starlight playing games togetherNo lewd please
round
thick
musky
smooth
sweaty
pony nuts
>>25665873
War Dash and NMM Traitor Dash standing together and looking bretty cool
>>25665873
Sunburst and Starlight playing games togetherlewd
>Sunburst is going to be the big bad for S6.
>>25665893
>NMM Traitor Dash
>traitor
>implying she isn't proudly serving her country
>Today is International Ninja Day
>>25665903
Post your favourite ninja then
>>25665903
Are shurikens allowed for today?
Filly wants ahoof massage.
>Mom found bloody plushes and freaked out.
Fuck.
>>25665915
>bloody plushes
>>25665915
This fictional story is pretty entertaining.
>>25665915
People stopped believing your dumb story yesterday, just stop
>>25665908
I guess.
>>25665915
>He didn't wash them
Your mom is justified to be freaked out. What the fuck is wrong with you? Leaving your friend's blood on them is disgusting.
You can't even cuddle them like that. I bet the blood is matted and all flaky now.
>>25665924
>>25665925
>not enjoying this work of fiction that happens when we ded in the morning
>>25665915
SHOULD HAVE USED HYDROGEN PEROXIDE ON THEM
>>25665873
The Countess table dancing after her career took a nosedive
>>25665928
Hey man, that's pretty much what I said I was doing.
>>25665915
I am looking forward to how this fanfiction will unfold over the hiatus.I really do
>>25665930
>bleaching your ponies
>having plushies
>paving hushies
>not putting your ponies in the fridge
>>25665938
>not having plushies
>>25665946
Applejack wants to know if you're going to help her turn her friends intoblondes
>>25665936
>I am looking forward to how this fanfiction will unfold over the hiatus
I enjoyed seeing MLPG light up when they caught wind that it might have been legit.
Even if they were tugging me along, the fable was fun enough to write, and it entertained you guys.
Hardest part was in the middle of it when I had to explain how the suicide went down, and I apologize right now if it hit anyone personally.
NEW EPISODE WHEN
>>25665975
>and I apologize right now if it hit anyone personally.
Wait. You used suicide as an excuse for a fucking joke tale?
>>25665986
The marathon is in 2 hours.
>>25665986
Anon, you might want to sit down for this
>>25665975
>Folding because it wasn't PC enough to continue.
Fuck.
>>25666000
Guess I'll stram after that, then.
>>25666006
how bout you sit down on THIS?
*unzips dick*
>>25666025
Acting facetious and hiding behind a smile wont help your feelings
>>25666019
>Implying I am going to risk a ban over a fake mans death
>>25666019
No, it's because we all know it's fake and people stopped caring, thus defeating anon's intentions of spurring some, even if off-topic convo going.
Oh no, pony seems to have forgotten her purse. Is there... any other way to pay you~
>>25666062
I guess she can wash some dishes.
>>25666062
EAT
ALL
THESE
EGGS
Oh my god
>>25665946
>>25665990
At least we have Randumb's stream today and the hiatus stream tomorrow
>>25666077
Where can I get one?
>>25666146
that is 2cute
>>25666139
http://epicrainbowcrafts.deviantart.com/art/Princess-Celestia-large-beanie-w-faux-fur-576059653
>>25666150
Almost as cute as__you
>>25661232
>all the ponies have blue eyes
No thanks, keep melange to Dune. Besides, ponies already have personal shields.
>>25666185
>check the price list
w-well, maybe not
>>25666187
THE SLOW BOOP PENETRATES THE SHIELD
>>25666186
oh gosh
>>25666197
They seem pretty reasonable
>>25666202
How are you today FS
Well, he is later allowed to hug Twilight despite being ill so I guess you could boop 'em.
>>25666206
I suppose they are reasonable since it's all handmade, unique ponies.
They are still insanely expensive when compared to the 4DE ones for example.I wish I had a job that paid more than just the bare minimum
>>25666197
>XL
>$900-$1100
>there are people who actually payed that
>>25666208
poneless
>>25666213
Aren't we all?
>>25666213
>tfw no qt pone
>you will never snuggle with a real talking anthropomorphic pony horse
perfectly
plump
ponies
>>25666185
>huge-ass horse pillow
I need one
>>25666227
>tfw no new cute horses to watch this morning
>>25666270
>tfw no new qt breezy this season
>tfw probably never again
>>25666270
I had a good day until now... why, FS, why?
>>25666270
Why are the Stallions always the saddest?
>>25666276
blame anon for bringing it up
I guess we can throw a >tfw no pone party or something
Nyx had a nightmare and wants you to hold her
>>25666280
they are also the cutest so I guess it balances out
>>25666282
Someone should abduct Notch
Then force him to watch all the seasons on repeat till he is broken and craves for more
Then have him use his wealth to create more pone
He's not doing anything useful with it anyway
>>25666294
Seeing he's a /v/irgin, he's probably immune by now.
come on
where's the new horse
I gotta post nonpone stuff
last post for Pinkie Pie
>>25666387
Fuck your Pinkie.
Princess Twily is my nigga.
I'm going to marry Princess Celestia!
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