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No effort edition
Post fillies
S05E25 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
S05E26 - The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
>am I sexy yet?
Scritch the filly.
First for Moon.
oh, i forgot
Old horse: >>25651376
>>25655552
I'd fuck EqGAnon
I mean I'd probably burn my dick off right after but I'd still do it
Just watching the CMC episode now
Diamond Tiara a shit but her song part was way better
and was Pip always this small?
>>25655576
>pip
Yes
You are not allowed to touch the Fillies, Celestia forbids it
>>25655582
I mean I know his model was always smaller than the others
but holy shit he's tiny
>>25655332
Psychiatrist.
I tried to follow all those advice on how to turn your life around but none of them changed that I feel indifferent and unmotivated about everything to the point where it is almost impossible to finish a task as simple as making a phone call.
Spike signs up for the high school production of Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Forcing the fillies toevolve.
>Designated ponying streets
socially awkward ponies
>>25655620
>His country does not have designated fillying streets
Literal non-countries.
>>25655627
What the fuck third world country are you from where that's legal?
>>25655646
Why, Equestria, of course.
>>25655576
He's a very little pony.
Welcome to hiatus MLPG, please form an orderly line in order to receive your daily pony ration
Whatanimeare you watching right now?
>>25655576
Finished the episode
>songs were shit
>CUTIE MARKS WERE SHIT
Toothcolt was terrifying
Derpy in a uniform was cute
STRONGFILLY WAS CUTEI NEED TO DRAW HER
>>25655693
>anime
Literally worse than Hitler
>>25655698
>songs were shit
I will deck you
>>25655698
>songs were shit
U wanna go m8?
>>25655698
She truly is.
>there are people here who like post-S2 songs
how
>>25655728
S5 had the best songs and if you don't agree your taste is shit
>>25655732
I can't remember any of the songs from S5 right now. Not even a single lyric or phrase.
>>25655748
Then you're a dirty pleb
>>25655751
To be fair I have not rewatched a single episode aside from catching a glimpse in a pre-episode stream.
That habit kinda died for me after S3 or so.
>>25655858
There's never time for ponies.
Only beb.
>>25655866
Stop being so negative all the time
>>25655894
gettttt dunked on!
>>25655709
>>25655711
g a r b a g e
a lot of it started with weird speaksinging. I don't get why DT's mom gave in so easily either.
>>25655932
>a lot of it started with weird speaksinging.
Well, it was a musical episode.Like MMC.
>I don't get why DT's mom gave in so easily either.
She only existed to redeem DT and drive the plot along.
>>25655939
>Well, it was a musical episode. Like MMC.
Both were shit
Strong Filly and Diamond Tiara's faces were the only saving graces
>>25655965
Tell Colt to get out of that dress and makeup and ill go on a date
Are deer elves?
Do not steal ponies from your dead friends.
That's just disrespectful.
>>25656054
no
I'm in the middle of the pregnant Pinkie one right now
>>25656014
ITS FUCKING ELEVEN AM
YOU CHODE
>>25656060
ALRIGHT
KEEP WATCHING
>>25656061
Good job taking that bait.
Why aren't you having fun with pony in a snow day like this?
>>25656069
Why are ponies so cute?
>>25656069
that pony is dead now
You're favorite pony is a shit
A SHIT
>>25656069
I live in central california. It never snows here. We have summer, and weather that vaguely resembles winter and fall. That's it.
>>25656069
Because shehates winter.
>>25656069
I habe no snow.
>>25656075
Because they are.
>>25656081
Go to the mountain then.
>>25656069
I do like snow ponies
>>25656088
Got anymore Ponies playing?
>>25656097
I'm still not over how awful Rarity's snow outfit was that episode
>>25656098
Just this, I guess.
>>25656069
I don't have any ponies.
>>25656110
What would she wear, if I must ask?
RIP in peace Scott Weiland
>The pony blushes as it steps into the office, takes the pencil up with its mouth and signs the various waivers.
>Trembles a little but nods, breathing raggedly as it explains what it wants to the clerk, and is pointed down the hallway after handing over a bag of bits.
>The pony steps into the darkened room and nods as the attendants close the door behind it.
>There's a click.
>Out of the darkness comes a deep, booming voice. "Who wants... some belly rubs!"
>The pony squeals.
>"This cake here, what can you tell me about it?"
>>25656245
Looks like she's dreaming of sucking dick.
>>25656260
please do not ship the autocrats
>>25656272
Whos the artist?
>>25656272
>I must extermiboop the Anons!
Oh come on, you're no fun.
>watching pone on dailymotion
>player fucks up and marks it as a 22 minute advertisement
>>25656272
Boop'n an' shit
>>25656272
I thought Robomarker was crying from the thumbnail.
>NMM villain song never.
>>25656437
You'll never catch me
>>25655794
>>25655728
>I haven't watched a single episode
>Though I'll make some retarded claim about newer episodes though
People like you are scum.
>>25656461
>rewatched
>>25656461
He said rewatched, not watched.
>>25656461
You could take your own advice, since you clearly didn't read his post correctly
Is MLPG nothing more than a long running Pepsi advertisement?
>>25656639
unf milf mares
>>25656588
No, we shill for Dr. Bebber
https://derpiboo.ru/443767
Boop the pony.
>>25656789
>left handed
>>25656794
Disregard that, I just saw the full pic.
No more booping! It has gone too far!
>>25656835boop the flowers
>>25656835
no
more booping
can't stoop the boop
PONIES PLEASE
I ONLY HAVE SO MANY FINGERS
AT THE END OF THE COLTURARA EPISODE
WHO LEVITATED THE TRIANGLE
>>25656871
The ghost of boops.
>>25656871
The cutest CMC
>>25656871
Sweetie Belle, notice the green aura.
Alright, got caught up till right before the finale. I'll watch that tonight.
Any quick requests? I've got few minutes and a notebook.
>>25656883
Applebloom doesn't have a horn
>>25656896
Princess Celestia just waking upand none too happy she has to get out of bed and raise the sun.
>>25656896
Countess Coloratura and Sapphire Shores having a dance-off
>>25656896
some of the hillbilly girls showing off their building skills
>>25656916
As much as she hates waking up early to raise the sun,she hated raising the moon much more.
>>25656896
CMC POP STARS
>>25656916
>>25656945
lmao 5head
Filly wants a colt for Christmas.
>>25656973
What a grumpy little Princess
>>25657020
How dare you
she's a very big princess
the biggest, in fact
>>25657027
I bet Fausticorn is bigger
>>25657035
Fausticorn is fucking dead
>>25657041
You're fucking dead,dweeb.
>>25657041Faust has been reappearing at ponecons, Fausticorn is alive again
>>25656973
GO BACK TO SLEEP
CNN FOUND A MLP PLUSHIE ON THE CA-SHOOTER HOUSE
>>25657079
What pony was it though? That's super important.
>>25657085
A rock
http://www.ibtimes.co.in/my-little-pony-friendship-magic-season-6-release-date-new-cast-member-658086
>Nyx just got deleted for no reason
>>25657087
Only a quick shoot, Ponka leg
>>25657090
>SPECULATION
>RUMORS
>However, from the trend we have seen in the past seasons, we can hope for an April 2016 release
>and for the season feature 26 episodes, much like the first five.
> Rumours also suggest Starlight Glimmer, who was the main antagonist of the Season 5 premiere and finale, may become a regular cast member in Season 6.
I'm not sure which I'm more ashamed of, ibtimes for their useless article or you for linking it.
>>25657098
Like she should, that waste of space.
>>25657108
>may become a regular cast member in Season 6.
Amazon post the preview of a new book and its about "Starlight Glimmer the new student of princess twilight"
>>25657090
>we can hope for an April 2016 release
>hope
>>25657120
>rumor
>suggest
>may
This isn't a news article. This is literally the same kind of speculations we make in these threads based on the information we have available. In fact, this is the same speculation we made.
They didn't even bother mentioning it was based on the book.
Why are online journalists so awful?
>>25656973
thanks bruh
>>25657149
Why is Derpy a super saiyan?
Hey MLPG
I have the solution to all your problems!
All you have to do is make a friend, It's that simple!
Identify it horsefuckers
Terrorist home
Terror has a new face
>>25657181
Looks like a cat.
>>25657120
>Starlight Glimmer the new student of princess twilight
yes, that was established in the finale
>>25657181
>"Jerry, what kind of computer equipment is that in the room?"
>Jerry ignores the question
>He keeps pointing out other interesting tings, like shredded documents in a waste bin
>She repeats the question about the computer, Jerry seems annoyed at first but then accepts the question
>"Okay, not a bad question. Let's see... an LG monitor... a speaker... you see, Karen, the FBI took the actual computer. Uh... an all-in-one print-scanner... here's a bag of mixed nuts..."
>Jerry begins to look at other things in the room
>>25657181
What you don't point out is it was found in a baby's room.
>>25657188
The screencap is a Littlest Pet Shop.
>>25657221
anon you're drunk
go to sleep and come back tomorrow when you can put more effort into your post links
Is that fag still here who suggested.Macro rarity blow jobs?
>>25657227
Oh sorry, I didn't know you wanted a link: http://www.breitbart.com/video/2015/12/04/watch-landlord-allows-nbc-news-cameras-inside-san-bernardino-attackers-apartment/
I just googled "Bernadino shooting inside attacker's apartment" and got the video.
4:30 in and I don't see the pony yet.
>>25657230
I don't know but I am sure interested!
>>25657227
Oh. Wait. Post links... I gotcha now.
Yeah, sorry. I work nights so I'm a day drinker.
>>25657177
Thanks Twi, very helpful.
>>25657249
this is what these two talk about all the time
I didnt have the chance to watch the finale with /mlp/.
What did you guys think?
>>25657262
spectacular
>>25657262
It was fine.
>The royal sisters sleep in their regalia, because they were trying to design nightwear for thembut everything they made was "Too Sexy".
>>25657262
Amazing. I cannot wait for further Glimmer episodes
>>25657262
The concepts of the alternate timelines were great
As a story though, it gets like a 6/10
>>25657262
meme factory, look this baby
RAKING GLOPS IN THE HOT SUN
I FOUGHT THE PONE AND THE PONE WON
>>25657286
they're serious with the meme shit on the show these days, it's kinda depressing
>>25657262
>watching the show with /mlp/
why would you purposely subject yourself to that
>>25657321
It was great, we actually liked the episode on the thread>missing the /) (\ on each start/end of season
>pony
>>25657400
hey, lighten upit's just a rock
>>25657400
Can i touch the pony?
>>25657395
did anyone ever make a mod that let you play skyrim as a non-anthro pony?
I'm too afraid to search the nexus
>>25657408
You may only touch this one.
>>25657412
It probably uses that awful Gmod model
PONECRAFT WHEN
Don't take this the wrong way, but I wouldn't let a brony near my kids.
>>25657456
>Build a Stable
>Train 10 Mares
>Applejack must survive
>>25657408
>>25657439
why was this pony so angrywhy do I want her to yell at my dick
>>25657439
Where on the pony is touching permissible?
I'd watch Gilda and Limestone getting into an argument.
>>25657483
I would play the fuck outta that
>>25657490What if Luna joined in
>>25657494
>you will never watch them fight viciously, slowly transitioning to extremely aggressive sex
I'd watch Gilda and Limestone bully anon.
POST YOUR CRACKSHIPS
>Maud x Trixie
>Gilda x Lily
>>25657492No limits.
>>25657492
her soft bits
>>25657524
>He supports Gilded Lily
Faaaag.
>>25657492
In the nostrils.
>>25657524
I like discord and twilight
>>25657525
I'm going to touch that entire pony.
>>25657536
Sorry to hear you've got shit taste anon
>>25657545
With yourrock?
My Rainbow Dash dakimakura arrivedI can't stop cuddling it
>>25657545
I want to touch her sister.
>>25655728
There were some good songs in MMC
Hearts Like Horses and Pinkie Apple Pie were great songs
I guess the Our Town song was good
>>25657573
>she's practicing shaking hooves
Socially awkward is hardly even beginning to describe her.
>>25657573
so does anyone else thing it's particularly weird that she's supposed to be pinkie's twin?
like she's had an honest to goodness biological clone around this whole time and failed to mention anyone but maud and her grandmothers
>>25657559
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/630920
i cant decide what pie sister to marry
>>25657581
>she will never mhm on your dick
>>25657588
marry all of them
https://derpiboo.ru/1036724
unf
What if ponytouches you
>>25657608
I would touch pony
>>25657601
unf
>>25657612
unf
>>25657601
his art is so lewd
https://derpiboo.ru/1031103?scope=scpe0105156840f224e8eef06c579e0597bbe3ae2264
>>25657608
h-hit me, doc
>>25657598
unf
>>25657622http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>25657608
>>25657630
THAT'S THE STUFF
>>25657630
I don't know why I love this so much.
It's probably the spinning suns.
>>25657619
>the position of the arms compared the the dick
how?
>>25657640
its mr fantastic
Limestome laughing at how pathetic anon isMarble being creeped out by Anon's advancesMaud being general uninterestedPinkie considers you a friend and nothing else, just thinks you're being silly or pranking her
>>25657601
unf indeed
Does this pony know how cute she is?
long horsey tongues
Just saw the finale
So S6 will be MLP : Equality is Magic?
did the feminists win?
wemane 7now?
>>25657684
What are you gabbing on about now
>>25657682
>Ungulatr will never animate Dash kissing Fluttershy
Crimus soon, anyone elsedreading the stupidpony gifts from family?
>>25657311
>Clapping is a meme
Anon do you have a mental disorder you need to tell us about
>>25657684
Didn't you watch the finale? Twilight empirically proved that her friendship is more important than Glimmer's, and that without it, the world would be destroyed.
>>25657684
>So S6 will be MLP : Equality is Magic?
The whole episode just proved the opposite.
Are you sure you watched it?
>>25657700
No, because I'm not an idiot that lets my family know this shit.
>>25657700
>telling your family that you're into ponies
some things are just easier to keep a secret
>>25657700
I'm dreading not being able to get any presents because my schooling and living costs ate through all my saved up money
>>25657700
>Dreading free swag.
Nigga, if it was worth the risk of exposing powerlevels for free plushes.
How extreme would you go to get free plushes?
>>25657704
anon it's a meme face and you know it
and the teeth colt and strong filly and all that other shit
they're really packing them in these days
>>25657736
I'd kill a man for a good plush of my waifu or OC.
pet the ponies better
>>25657744
Teeth colt isn't a meme
>>25657700
>telling your family
>telling anyone
I don't give a fuck if my plushie has been spotted by accident on a few occasions, it has never been discussed and never will be
>>25657744
Tell me more about these memes, Anon.
I saw Luna in an episode once, was that also a meme?
>>25657746
Anon, are you the same Anon from this morning?
>>25657700
My family knows, but they'd rather get me board games cause I like those more outwardly.
>>25657767
I really like her mane in this pic.
Also her belly.
>>25657744
You can't really be surprised. They had an entire episode about memes this season
Fucking fillies.
>>25657780
No. First post in this thread.
Wonderbolts vs. Royal Guard in a game of hoofball.
>>25657809
>fundraising game
>tickets for the game barely move
>but the tickets for the locker room meet and greet are going for 20x face value on the secondary market
>>25657809
>Hoofball.
>Luna keeps trying to bring back the traditional game of "Smother them in oil and let them wrestle."
>She doesn't see why it would not be great fun.
>>25657805
Huh, I wonder if that was fake or if that dude got arrested.
>>25657816
>>25657832
What would happen in the game?
>>25657767
Pony should pet pony
Pony asks, "How big are your boobs?"
>>25657854
>"Owns a body Pillow with an Anime girl on it size."
>>25657853
Pony shouldrub other pony's belly
>>25657843
Soarin suffers a career ending injury when Shining tackles him horn-first right in the wing.
>>25657869
>Shining becomes an alcoholic to deal with the guilt, and it ruins his marriage
>>25657867
Yes
this is good
and also canon
>>25657869
Soarins own fault for OOGLING THE CHEERLEADERS AGAIN!
>>25657874
>Without her husband Cadance suffers from severe post-partum depression and Skyla has to be taken away for her safety
>Twilight ends up raising her niece as her own
>It took Twilight a lot of magic to break out of that crystal prison.
>You are now aware that Twilight murdered Dash when she missed Starlight that one time.
>>25657901
>In an ironic twist, Cadence was still Chrysalis.
>She's so fucked in the head now she actually thinks she is Cadence.
Who would win the game?
Which one of the pie sistersdo you want to sit on your face?
>>25657916
None of them.
I want their mom.
>>25657916
Maud
>>25657917
Yes, this pleases me
>>25657917
FS is so cute I can't even
>>25657916
Pinkie. Unless Maud has a champion's ponut.
>Limestone Pie will never yell at your dick
>>25657917
This scene was too adorable for the world ending repercussions it caused.
>>25657814
nightmare moon pls
>>25657939
>Limestone, Luna, and GIlda will never form the "Yell at Anon's Dick Club".
Weekly meetings every Tuesday night.
>>25657959
What about the "Meekly Look at Anon's Dick Club"?
Wind Rider is a special guest commentator on the Wonderbolts-Royal Guard hoofball game.
>>25657967
Fluttershy, Marble Pie, and Coco meet every Thursday night.
>>25657967
fluttershy
coco
marble
>>25657975
>As punishment for being a douche he has to do the commentary next to pony John Madden every game.
>>25657997
What happens?
![519235153-Bush-Says-He-Kill-Baby-Hitler[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LlByyZP.jpg "519235153-Bush-Says-He-Kill-Baby-Hitler[1]")
>>25657904
One less menace in Equestria
What if a pony version of Howard Cosell does the commentary for hoofball games?
>>25658001
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dnrPJSXWqsg
He has to translate this every time.
>>25657983
That would make a pretty good harem
>>25657744
>making a silly face is a meme
>having a strong filly is a meme
>having a colt with buck teeth is a meme
No, that's a SIGHT GAG, you autistic shit.
Those are fucking jokes.
They're there to get a rise out of you, for you to smile or get a chuckle out of it. Just like when they say something that's kind of silly or witty or make an off-hand comment.
They're not "pandering" to you and wanting you to create the next "epic meme" out of a screenshot. They're trying to entertain.
If a joke fails it's because it just didn't work for you. You can't nail them all, some of those failed jokes will work on others. It's not because they're trying too hard. If a joke works really well and we post it a bunch it's not because they're pandering to us and we're taking the "meme", it's because we liked the joke.
>>25658054
I know right?
I need a pic with all three of them together.
>>25658069
They're memes Anon
>what's a meme, Mister Anon?
>>25658072
I don't think you understand what a meme is. And my name isn't Anon, it's =.
>>25658073
Your butt
>"Hey, Junior's been down in the dumps because no one uses the sub anymore. Could you guys maybe browse and do a few posts?"
>>25658069
anon it's literally to pander to bronies
they're literally memes
>>25658089
I try marker
but I feel like it's pointless these days
>>25658077
Ok Equal Sign you say you meme loving fuck
>>25658089
I'm always hanging out with Junior
>>25658091
Even if they were pandering, what they're making isn't memes. You don't "make memes". You can try to force something to be a meme by trying too hard to push something but that's not a meme.
If they're trying to appeal to bronies that's not memes, that's pandering. But outside of episode 100 they're not doing that either.
Twentypercent_____
>>25658123Bueller
mornin /co/
>>25658073
A termemal disease that affects fillies like you. Sorry you had to find out this way
>>25658131
BUT ITS AFTERNOON
ARE YOU A TIME TRAVELER?
>>25657700
My family doesn't know I pone, I am safe.
Also the poll for the MLPG hiatus strams is over, most people voted for 10-11pm UTCor GMT, it's the same., so that's when it's gonna happen.
I will be starting with the season 1 opener on Sunday on https://derpy.me/YYnFiI'll see if I can get it embedded on stram.party instead so you don't have to deal with accounts
>>25658108
They've been pandering with these memes all season
>>25658153
I approve
>>25657700
I asked for a Twilight Sparkle piggy bank and I'm pretty certain my little sister is getting me a pony calendar this Christmas again.
I'm looking forward to it.
>>25658073
An idea, behavior, style, or usage that spreads from person to person within a culture
these two memes have arrived, for pets and cuddles.
>>25658153
Can we replace old marker with robo-marker?
She seems more efficient and her horse pussy probably vibrates.
>>25656272
>>25658153
I am in awe
>>25658170
You should post a screen cap of one of these "memes" you love to talk about.
>>25658153
you glorious bastard
>>25658153Not to be difficult, but could we get that in gif format as well?
>>25658194
Nice try MemeAnon. You aren't getting any memes outta me
>>25658153
Marker X RoboMarker OTP
>>25658158
http://stram.party/
>>25658189
I'm okay with this.
>>25658191
>Can we replace old marker with robo-marker?
>>25658229
Yes, very good. Thank you.
>>25658237
Much thanks.
>>25658189
I submit to the ponies' demands.
How much did you like the Month of Rarity?
>>25658249
it was a bit excessive
>>25658158
>>25658243
You ARE going to stream in HD, right?
Does livestream even allow that?
>>25658249
'Twas fun
>>25658186
And that's why almost nothing the show has done can be considered a "meme". For the show to be transmitting memes, the meme has to pre-exist and be reused by them to further the meme.
Real examples of memes the show has used:
Twilightlicious (which was started by Tara), used by Apple Bloom
Princess Big Mac (which was encouraged and pushed by Big Mac at conventions)
Derpy (they picked up on her back in Season 1 and made her cross-eyed full time)
Real example Equestria Girls has used:
20%
One could make the argument that they're "trying to start memes" by "forcing silly faces" and "saying silly things". But they've been doing that since Season 1 before they knew about us. That's the nature of cartoons. They're not the ones who are making the memes; it's the fanbase who likes something and reposts it endlessly everywhere.
>>25658270
not unless you pay extra
>>25658279
Why not ustream then? Last time I tried I could stream 720p for free.
>>25658233
Get out of here and make way for the new hotness.
>>25658270
Isn't viewer cap also a possible concern?
>>25658287
I'll look into it, the livestream thing is just something I whipped out quickly because I already had it and know how to get it runningand I am not at home tomorrow so I had to come up with something quickly
>>25658249
The only way the show can top it is if we can 4 Rarity episodes in a row next season
>>25658158
use Castamp with OBS and embed it into stram.party
>>25658191
ROBO MARKER HAVE NO PUSSY.
ROBO MARKER ONLY HAVE ROCKET HOOVES FOR REMOTE BOOPING.
>>25658275
I would also like to add that in addition to the silly faces and forced saying not automatically meaning it's trying to start a meme, they're also the lack of repetition.
How often do they reuse a silly face? There's things they like to do like make them wall-eyed when they gasp and they scrunch but the ones that really grab our attention are usually never reused.
ONE YEAR
I wish the post the Comet Horse
Who is the best horse
Perhaps someone has some comet horse I do not have
>>25658319
Don't worry, according to the amazing journalism research done by ibtimes, it could be as early as April 2016: >>25657090
Apple
jack
>>25658297
>>25658287
Yeah, I just tried it, you can stream 1080p with a free accout on ustream. It would probably be best to switch to something else if livestream has a quality/viewer limit.
>4DE just sent me a package.
>Dash, Butters, and Rara.
>MFW I had given up on these things months ago.
BestFilly
>>25658342
Daapi
>>25658345
What software do you use?
>>25658370
https://obsproject.com/
just werks™
>>25658305
OBS absolutely refuses to work properly for me and I don't know what I am doing wrong.
>>25658375
What do you mean "refuses to work"?
>>25658349
On a scale of 10 how cute are they?
Would you have paid 20x what you paid for something of this quality?
>>25658373
Okay, back to trying to figure out why it doesn't work for me
>>25658382
Output for half the sources I pick is simply black and for the other half it squishes everything into 4:3 even though I told it to use 16:9
>>25658386
Out of 1-10, They have cutie marks on both sides -10.
Manes are perfect, the material is different from the body making them feel softer.
The fill is just right so they are firm and can stand on their own.
Just enough depressed sweat shop child is put in it.
Rarity has the correct eyes.
I would have paid at least 10x the asking price these glorious bastards ask for this kind of product.
>>25658386
That mouth seems a bit weird.
>>25658233
Marker, I could never replace you
>>25658397
Did you set your stream resolution to a 16:9 resolution in the settings?
What sources are you using? For streaming a video you should only use window capture and select your media player (at least that's what I do), just don't minimize the player or it won't render the video (if you want to select another window you can but don't touch the player)
>>25658303
It must suck to be her
>>25658412
Who cares about the mouth, i'm just going to cum on it.
>>25658428
Such grand plans.
>>25658356
That's note even remotely silver spoon.
>>25658356
She's ok
But i've seen better
>>25658425
I miss Klondork.
>>25658303
Or a super amazing one where she wahaha-s, is at the top of her game and there is no one to pull the episode down for her (ike that dick from Rarity Investigates).
Do you guys still like Best Dazzling?
>>25658437
>>25658455
I can't believe what I am hearing
I heard if you kiss a filly or a colt on their cutiemark five seconds after they get it you'll be granted eternal good luck and will be considered a friend by their entire family.
>>25658511
She's just cuter, anon.
>>25658511
DT is super cute
SS is just super cuter
>>25658532
>tfw no kid anon x silver spoon /ss/
>>25658534
please what?
>>25658561
Make that colt anon.
And make it happen.
Pony would like to preform the safety dance.
>>25658559
i wanna go a-boopin' with marker
Nightmare Moon demands an heir.
>>25655693
Fruit basket
>>25658606
I want to be her hair.
Like literally, I want to be turned into her hair.
Nyx is canon as smarty pants
>>25658583
>misread this as urging anon on while giving birth to a foal
I love how even Discord got an episode (Make New Friends but Keep Discord), but Celestia hasn't had shit.
She barley even makes an appearance on the show anymore.
>>25658671
Unf
>>25658229Alright, change of plans, with a bit of help and playing around with the settings I got it to work on ustream, can you embed https://derpy.me/UlZAx instead?
>>25658673
Who?
>>25658673
Anon why must you wound me so?
>>25658673
That's what sometimes happens when you don't have the voice actor anymore.
>>25658673
Meanwhile, she have been constantly shit on in the comics for many issue. You can't help but feel sorry for sunbutt.
>>25658511
Has anyone drawn the Glimmer meme clap yet?
>>25657814
>pony will never gift you awful sweaters
I'd even wear them
>>25658707
The comics can't help but ruin canon characters like Celeste, Sombra, and Starswirl
>>25658671
>>25658677
mpreg is indeed unf
>>25658712
I would wear mine with pride.
SMOKE ALL THE PONIES!
>>25658733
Thanks.GLimmer is such a pretty pony
>>25658606
>it's the third night in a row
>sleep paralysis
>You're not quite awake or asleep and it's kept you from getting a good night's sleep
>but you'd wish for insomnia to be the worst of it, as Nightmare Moon's teal eyes stare from the darkness
>She stalks up towards the side of your bed, talking about how she's been so cold from her exile; how she has felt this cold even since rejoining her sister
>It had been a long while before she realized what was still missing
>and she intends to fill that tonight. With you.
>Whether you like it or not.
>Silver-clad hooves caress your face, and press urgently against your hips as something hot and wet makes itself known
>A steady dripping of unspent lusts
>As she guides you inside, she whispers things into your ears
>How lovely you are and how fine of a specimen you've become
>How you're going to give her suuuch good heirs
>How she just knows that you can do what those stallions, countless suitors, failed to do before her exile
>You will do it, won't you? She ask as she speeds up and lands harder
>You'll make her dreams come true tonight, won't you?
>Before you could even begin to answer your mouth is claimed, conquered by a long and serpentine tongue
>She stares into your eyes, and the following command is absolute
>"Breed Me!"
>Your passion is spent, over and over until you are sure you've run dry
>She makes sure of that
>When you awake the next morning, there's no trace of last night
>But a few months later, Luna begins to show
>>25657398
>More pony
>>25658762
I don't want to impregnate that pony.
>>25658785
Pony production.
>>25658786
are you feeling okay?
>>25658762
>Luna begins to show
>turns out NMM was just sexual tension that was finally spent that night
>after the child is born, she even considers letting Celestia out of the moon.
>>25658786Welcome to the family, "Father".
>>25658762
I want to impregnate that pony
I want to impregnate this pony
>>25658812
>Child gets sick
>Dash bombs a hospital
I wouldn't chance it
>>25658824
>you know it's just a tv show for kids, right anon?
>>25658824
>she's pushing the foal out
>comes out with the force of a double rainboom
>the birth was a bombshell
>baby's alright, though
>>25658835
How does that make what your character did on that tv show any better?
>>25658800
I want to impregnate this.
Well if I had to impregnate an evil pony.
It might as well be this.
>>25658860
>I think maybe you need some fresh air
>>25657877
Hngg
>>25658824
>LUNAHU ACKBAR!
>INSHALLAH WE WILL WIPE THE WEAK INFIDELS FROM THE SURFACE OF EQUESTRIA!
>>25658410
This is good to hear. I'm really happy there are good plushies being mass produced.
I hope you and your pony harem have many lovely nights together.
>>25658898
I just got back inside. Were you gonna send an attack cyclone to silence me or something?
>>25658410
Do you know if there are any European sellers?
>>25658812>Cider time with Dash
>The good stuff, with Pinkie long gone
>eventually, full of cider, she asks about any romance you had back on earth
>naturally you gloss it over, how abou-
>She interrupts you; surely a stud like you has had PLENTY of partners, right? Who was she to think otherwise
>Yeah...
>I mean no way you could beat HER stamina, but you probably did pretty well
>For a human, that is
>Your pride is hurt, and you figure you may as well shovel some bullshit back
>You go oh about your own personal conquests, mixing personal experience with your best storytelling
>Then she tells some stories of her own back
>Eventually she demands that you show some of this AMAZING Cock Magic to her
>But only if she promises to show some of that acrobatic piroettes she was boasting about
>The following makout session could be mistaken for a lighthearted fight by the casual passerby
>She's (un)surprisingly agressive, taking the first victory. Lip biting and wingplay put her in the lead
>But during the second round it's your time to shine with your fabled Manual Dexterity. She didn't realized she liked having her bits pinched and tickled, and you managed to grasp victory
>The third round is neck and neck, with the two of you against each other and leaving behind a pool of sweat.
>You're screaming
>She's screaming
>You're creaming her
>She's still screaming
>The competition ends in a tie, and she agrees to a rematch
>In about nine months when trophy is delivered
>>25658958
talk about a trophy wife!
>>25658984
Talk about eye candy!
>>25658958
>all while still in the pub
>>25658921
She's closer than you think
https://derpibooru.org/1036942
>>25657916
UHHH
>tfw artbando/artfu suddenly has a gf/bf
>it's another, lesser skilled artist
>>25659032
>not anthro
>not vore
>not futa
>no shit or diapers
How dare you link good porn. I didn't want this boner, I wanted to be disgusted.
CuteOCs
>>25659065
just say who they are already
Shouldn't you be in bed? There's a new episode tomorrow?
>>25659032
>mare will never punish you
>>25659106
sleeping = 0pone
>>25659106
uncalled for
>>25657916
All of them. I want to be the family cushion.
>>25659032
RIP
>>25659072
To be fair, the one on the right is pretty close to anthro judging by the shoulders and hips
>>25659130
Don't you have clothes to rip?
Why the fuck don't they just do weekly shorts?
The eqg ones worked out great and there are so many cool things they could toy around with in little side stories.
>>25659072
>not anthro
One of the right is anthro
>>25659156
How long do you think it takes them to make something?
>>25659121
This Anon knows what's up
>>25659156
The EQG shorts were pretty memey
>>25659171
>tfw I said I was going to bed and someone posted that top bit and I thought they had just made it for me
So I'm watching the jodorowsky documentary of dune
and apparently jodorowsky trained his 12 years old son in martial arts for two years in order to make him the perfect Paul
that's kinda extreme
>>25659194
Jodo does not fuck around.
>>25659206
yeah but
12 year old kid
the son admitted he hates it for what he did
I mean
what the fuck man, that's child services material
>>25659142
>>25659160
It's semi-anthro. It's got those really weak anthro shoulders and ridiculously thick hips but it's not explicitly anthro. It's close enough not to bother my dick.
>>25659225
that's often
>>25659233
>>25659225
How did that quote come about again
also does anyone have the vocaroo of it
>>25659007
>others get in on it
>orgy at the pub
>eventually becomes a regulated competition
>Dash comes out on top every year
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rOYk6gpUF28
WHAT
>>25657922
I'll draw it when i get home
>>25659246
I have actually no idea, it just was there one day when I opened the thread.
>>25659249
russians harnessing the power of the super fx chip, what else is there to it?
>>25659249
ART!
>>25659249
Neat, Russian Pixar stepping up their game!
>>25659306
I found their concept art!
>>25659246
Somebody wrote a paragraphs long rant and another blacked out most of the words so that phrase was all that was left.
>>25659194
And it was still a shit movie.
>>25659331
The best way to deal with rants.I kinda miss it when he had turbo autists like the guy who bought a $500 banner to "make us mad"
>>25659325
>Celestia will never give you a hug and pet your head because she really enjoys it
I'm so lonely
>>25659325
>>25659378I like these kind of pictures
>>25659387
haha oh man
you still have it
>>25659398
Of course I do.
I also have a backup of my whole pony folder so I will never lose it.
>>25659249
I clopped so hard to this
>>25659225
>This meme actually made it into the show twice
don't remind me
>>25659416
I only remember episode 100, which was the second time?
DRAW STRAM WHERE?
>>25659387
>tfw even if you could draw something like this on purpose, you still wouldn't post it
>not even ironically.
Every time I notice something is wrong in something I try to draw, I end up trying to fix it.
Oftentimes to my own detriment.
>>25659416
I hope that you forget to dress warmly the next time it gets cold in the middle of the day.
>>25659423
Last Nightmare Night episode.
>>25659434
Sometimes you just have to infuse yourself with unwarranted self-confidence
Thigh-highlight Sparkle
>>25659350
I really wish there wasn't so much blood, because this monsterpony is unf.
I like my monster girls to be monsters that happen to have a vagina.
>>25659480
Look at that tiny panty glimpse.
>>25659434
but anon, making mistakes is fun!
Sometime you guys say something and it makes me want to kill you all.
>>25659405thank you anon
>>25659510
Does it have to do with my fetishes?
>>25659480
>Lewd the highschool students. Lewd them all.
>>25659518
Yes.
Stallion is ready for his usual Friday night. Are you?
HERE'S DERPY
I drew best princess
>>25659543
There's Derpy!
>>25659540
Stallion needs to stop pretending to be his sister.
um, here's fluttershy
>>25659575
I don't see anything. Are you sure?
>>25659526
If you don't like my fetishes then the ponies won't like you.
I spent 5 years corrupting them.
Every. Single. Last. One.
Your waifu is probably a changeling with a huge cock
Your favorite princess is an evil queen with two massive cocks with testicle udders.
Your least favorite pony is probably pushing loads and loads of foodscat on your waifu
>>25659547
it good
>>25659547
Pronces Twalot
>>25659575
prettify that pone
>>25659581
she's just bashful
>>25659583
Can I corrupt them too? Or purify them just to corrupt them a different way?
Someone should draw Fluttershy with Rainbow Dash's 'Sombra' timeline haircut
>>25659602
why is that pic doing it backwards
pony should pony pony
>>25659622
Both are good.
Give me a step by step of your average ponying.
>it's possible to lose the ability to breathe subconsciously while asleep
>>25659664
1. Pony
2. Pony
3. Pony
4. ???
5. Pony
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78ljfawOKLc
Pone is sleep.
>>25659543
Yes I can confirm this is in fact derpy
>>25659664
1. worship quiet yellow pony
2. repeat
>>25659662
I will start with the crystal ponies.
Pony says that the world is too chaotic and needlessly complicated. The only way out is to kill yourself.
>>25659664
>mix the sedative into dinner
>wait until a bit after dinner
>carry pony to bedroom
>pony pony
>>25659701
We haven't had much crystal horse in quite awhile
>>25659703
It can't be helped
>>25659744
No
I refuse to live ina world where everything is a copy of a copy of a copy
>>25659701
How would you corrupt them?
Pony says she's ready to reveal to you who she is
>>25659797
I swear to god, if pony reveals she's Old Man Jenkins again...
>>25659797
I already know she's a writhing mass of tentacles.
>>25659823
BEHOLD
>>25659833
Speaking of writhing masses of tentacles!
https://derpibooru.org/1035554
Did you think aboutnot DJ ACID today?
would you be a little mean to the ponies?
>>25659874
Yes
>>25659879
>Anon drank all my roofies
>Now neither of us will sleep alone
>>25659872
God damn I love weird porn
>>25659879
>would you be a little mean to the ponies?
No.
Unless they refuse to make friends with me, then I'd become the new villain, Super-Bully, and thus force Twilight to redeem me and bring me a bunch of friends on a silver plate.
>>25659903
Flawless plan, I like your style
>>25659903
Twilight sees through your strategy and dumps Snips, Snails, and Twist on you.
"Have fun with your new friends Anon! I'm sure you'll spend so much time with them that we wont see any of you for days!"
>>25659872
It's weird. I can't stand girls with dicks. But give them a writhing mass of tentaclesand a vagina in the middle of themand I'm 200% ready to go.
>>25659194
This is why weirding modules were better
Filly is prettier than you.
>>25659932
You're okay, Anon
>>25659949
she doesn't have to rub it in
>>25659903
I would actually like to see how something like that would pan out
>anon finally gets to Equestria
>ponies all ignore him/are totally disinterested
>except this one crystal pony that is also new in town
>who anon also finds annoying as shit
How long would it take for anon to snap in a scenario where the only pony that wants anything to do with him is an annoying no name pony thats not even from ponyville
>>25659958
Anon would impose himself on the ponies.
>Starlight Glimmer: Anon, mypotato.
I love Princess Cadance so much
what would you do with your filly waifu for a day?
>>25659989
>Starlight Glimmer: No, Comrade Anon, it has only begun.
>>25659949
I want to get pretty with filly.
>>25660020
how is your filly fashion sense?
>>25659958
Why wouldn't the no-name pony be enough? Does anon only care about ponies with meme appeal?
>>25660023
Are socks, saddlesand collarsgood enough?
>>25660038
might be a little much for a tiny filly to wear all at once
>>25659999
Have big adventures and tons of fun
>>25660041
I'll start with socks, then. Socks are cute.
>>25659999
Take her to the zoo.
>>25659999
My waifu is already a filly.
breed
>>25659755
It's so beautiful. Does a place like that really exist or did Luna just imagine it?
PANK ME UP INSIDE
>>25660055
I hope you asked her sister if that's okay
>>25660063
We are all pink on the inside Pinkie
>>25659872
I wish tentacle genitals were more popular
>>25660071
Pinkie is extra Pink on the inside
and the outside
>>25660053
Fluttershy was such a cute colt
>>25660063
IM PENKING AS HARD AS I CAN
![sig-4140027.Bear_kisses_Fluttershy_S3E13[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/yNEcc8E.png "sig-4140027.Bear kisses Fluttershy S3E13[1]")
>>25660053
>take filly Fluttershy to the zoo
>she wants to see the polar bears
>you turn your back on her for one second and she falls into the pit
>oh god
>...the bears just hug her
>>25660084
>colt
What
>>25660085
man those extra large collars are great
they are like triple cute on pones
>>25660059
That was Luna's dream, so she just imagined it. Wouldn't be surprised if a place like that existed somewhere in Equestria though
>>25660125
yeah I liked those ones
it's been a while since Rei has drawn ponies in collars
I BELIEVE that the mirror has an alternate universe
I BELIEVE that the Principal of Canterlot is the ruler of that world
AND I BELIEVE that Sunset Shimmer speaks directly to a Pony Princess form of me!
I AM A SCIENTIST! AND A SCIENTIST JUST BELIEVES!
>>25660146
I wish he would do more
especially a stallion I don't seem to remember him every doing one
>>25660156
let's not go crazy
>"Anon, don't squish me! I'll fart!"
you have to date yandere filly for one year or no pony for three years and then you get to date pony
what do you do?
>>25660078
Do you think she'd let me inspect her pinkness levels?
>>25660164
But thats the cutest kind of horse anon and I am sadly low on new collared stallion pones
>>25660181
I can't think of anything Pinkie wouldn't let you do
Unless it meant hurting any of her friends' feelings of course
A lovely night for a lovely pony
>>25660102
daww
>>25660224
>that's so nice of you to say ~
Do most people actually have Derpibooru accounts? I'd kinda like to make one so I don't have to always reset the filters, but at the same time I'm a bit paranoid as it seems that if that type of info were to leak there may be some serious issues. Account info from one of the largest pony sites on the web seems like a big target for malicious intents.
>>25660244
I have had one for years
you don't have to enter any personal identifying information
>>25660244
you can just make up an email address and use that, there's nothing that can be traced back to you unless you outright put personal info on their site willingly
>>25660244
What kind of information do you think derpibooru keeps?
The worst thing they have is your email address and a password. Don't use your typical password and use your junk email address.
Do you think Pinkie Pie is also pink on the inside?
>>25660287
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0jQ0SgFLKU
>>25660287
We should conduct an anal-ysis on Pinkie to determine her pinkness levels.
I dare you to search your favourite ship on Derpibooru, sort by score,descending, then go to the last page.
FlyingSaucer going on a date with a cuteFerengipony
No, their map pagers don't have a vibrate function.
>>25660328
no
pone pone only
>>25658153
>beep boop, motherfucker
>>25660338
What about people pones?
>>25660338
What about a diamond dog.
A really cute diamond dog.Who used be an anon
>>25660409
negatory
no doug monsters
horse pones of the tiny, colorful magical variety
>>25660167
They're selling those a nearby Shopper's drugmart, along with a host of other various MLP merchandise.
My resolve is weakening...
>filly
>>25660424
>doug monsters
>>25660445
>>25660445
that filly knows how to party
Noi~!
>>25660531
noi stop being lewd
>>25660474
FS starts shitposting whenever someone brings up EQG
>>25660559
Girls can't breed girls!
>page 10
>>25660659
looks like this thread is about to go...belly up
>>25660585
>flutterdash
>>25660664
yes
horse belly up
>>25660670
is that a positive reaction?
Filly thinks you're cuter than her.
>>25660724
go to bed colt
>>25660724
I'm not cute.
>>25660724
Twist pls go.
pone
a pone
a female pone
pone
a drop of golden pone
>>25660804
>>25660804
>>25660804
Childhood friends.
