Set The Whole World On Fire Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: it's always too late
Last thread: >>25543115
>>25558564
>"I love this part!"
>"No shit you love this part you egomaniac."
>"Quiet down, I want to hear."
>>25558564
Widespread death and suffering.
>day 60
>curse is still unwavering
>your fluffy innards have soaked up celestia knows how much drool from unwarranted naps
>oh no
>she's hugging again
[packined plushie noises]
>>25558607
full pic, pls.
Whelp Gar is about to be destroyed. Was fun knowing him
>>25558678
>173 is a giant rocky teddy bear
What the fuck
>>25558720petthepone
>>25555440
Well, Thanksgiving has kept me from posting here all day, but that's okay: Now I have time to type up those other CYOA ideas I had. Comedy was the most-requested genre for a new game in my last strawpoll, but adventure was a close second. And as it turns out, most of my remaining ideas were of that genre. Have a look and a vote, if you please:
Star Swirl Quest: A young Star Swirl has to travel from his peasant village to the unicorn capital while avoiding dangerous beasts, rogue bands of ponies, and the untamed wilderness, surviving on his wits and his magic alone.
Pony's Island: Dragons and ponies don't usually get along very well. But when disaster strikes and sends a newborn wyrm plummeting into a Canterlot citizen's window, the pony takes it upon him/herself to return the hatchling to its parents - by travelling across Equestria and into the heart of the badlands.
Grand Rounds: After nearly a decade of study and hard work, you've finally graduated medical school and earned your license. Your first job is to help these ponies at a local hospital. Your second job? Well, we just brought in this old stallion with an unidentified virus...
Purpose: You've been constructed for a simple reason: Centuries from now, disaster will strike, and you must prevent it. But to ensure your success, you must follow three rules. One, let no harm come to life in Equestria. Two, never stray from your course. Three, you may not rest until your job is done.
Copii de Noapte: In the years following Nightmare Moon's banishment, a cult devoted to reviving her early came into being, siphoning small amounts of her magic and using it to plague the countryside with fearsome creatures. Soon, the stars will be aligned just right to allow Nightmare Moon to be freed. You are the only pony with the power to purge her dark army and stop her return.I swear there's no more after this. Probably.
http://strawpoll.me/6111279
>>25558805
Just do more death.
>>25558763
Stay safe little poner.
>>25558805
>escort mission
>for a fucking wyrm
Blitz needs to help Easywash away the anger.
>>25558850
Sounds funny to me. A random upper-class noble taking it upon themselves to venture forth and return the dragon to it's home.
>>25558881
Considering recent events I think Blitz would ratherlet 'er ripand see ifa soul can be cut.
>>25558850
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qkrKTAOv2M
stream uphttps://picarto.tv/TheBirdieBin
>>25558720
It's probably SCP-173-J
>>25559259
actually live.
>>25559604
Pones in winter coats when?
>>25560385
start learning to draw anon. Be the hero we need.
>Hijacker is tumblr trash now
>>25560581
yeeeep.
the nips autists come out too fast.
>>25560596
I cant say I knew they would come out THAT FASTlike literally less than 2 minutes
>>25560581
>>25560596
On one hand: Space Dandy.
On the other: 'those people'
Tough choice.
im fairly certain
stream crowd quality
is entirely dependent on kingsfolly's presence
>>25560823
No one likes him, but Nips doesn't ban people from his streams.
FUCK
MOOT
have a wip
http://i.imgur.com/0YJdI2D.png
>>25561214
>moot
You're gonna make me cry
>>25561214
i can beat this
>>25561214
>Moot
Moot is dead.
>>25561219
Holy shit that's adorable.
pls no bully
lewdhttp://imgur.com/NjTu7Cz
>>25560823
zippy and archivist ain't any better.
gay horses abound
>>25560823
>>25561404
its what you get when your chat consists of tumblr users
also rip hijacker
>>25561404
I'd say they're better than King, but they aren't great.
>tfw archivist reads and posts in nipsquests, Hijack, and JAD
>>25561403
>>25561403
I-I'm need more
>>25561488
I* need more
Fucking autocorrect
>>25561214
>http://i.imgur.com/0YJdI2D.png
The last panel makes me laugh so hard.
>>25561403
This is relevant to my interests
>>25561578
colt quest guards confirmed not good with kids.
>>25561403
Steelie looks awfully cute and vulnerable here.
>>25561633
They are good at bullying, it seems.
>last thread
>>25561699
>shit quests autistic Anon
>>25561699
>gonna bully every thread
>Choosie hate super quest though
>cuddle around stallion
>>25558910
Welp, where I live, prices are turned. Whisky is more expensive than vodka. And moonshine is almost free.
>>25561403
Nips god damn it I just woke up.
>>25561214
This is all kinds of adorable. Continue.
>>25561816
If the comic gets any longer, it'd go down better as a cyoa.
>>25561816
Only because Anonguard was able to keep his PTSD down.
Anon, do you think they'll drop my quest?
Anon, do you think they'll like this post?
Anon, do you think they'll try to break my balls?
Ooooh aah, Anon, am I good with words?
Anon, should I run for memes and lewd?
Anon, are the trolls too shrewd?
Anon, will they feature me online?
Ooooh aah, is it just a waste of time?
>>25561843
I don't get it.
Active threads
Super Screwed: >>25547410
Hijack: >>25489241
Threshold: >>25530123
YRWYS: >>25555594
Sunset: >>25492329
FOE: >>25527895
11-54: >>25347924
Trottingham: >>25457965
Alchemy: >>25445919
Space: >>25553699
Urban Survival: >>25519018
Galloping Steel: >>25540189
>>25562003
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lX3uCuFKlqw
Kekking
>>25562094
>Super ScrewedMan, we're never getting a fanclub after this.
>>25562567
Well maybe a fanclub of psychopaths but...
And now, it's time for everyone's favorite game:HOEDOWN!
What we need from the audience it'ssomething you want to keep a secret
>>25562681The bad decisions I voted for.My normie lifestyle.
>>25562681
Wow! This is so funny! And it's totally related to CYOAs!...
>>25562681My secret lewd fanart of some of Nips quests that I drew.
>>25562711
>keeping it secret
>>25562681The reason I don't read Space
>>25562724It's on the internet but you'll have to dig to find it, and it's not good. That's why it was posted in secret.
>>25562694
Right! ''The bad decisions I vote for'' Hoedown
Laura Hall, do your magic...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iZkz1aRfGs
One day I was lurking, it was just like everyday
until the story reached a point of bathroom sex and lewd
I decided to not have sex, because we would be gay
And as the drama quiclky came, the thread faded away
>>25562918
Nice rhymes, you nerd.
So, I just watched 'Jurassic World' and at some point while watching I thought to myself, "this movie would scare the shit out of Spearmint or at least bring back bad memories".
So it got me thinking what other movies shouldn't be shown to other CYOA pones?
What films would cause which ponies to have painful flashbacks.
>>25562571
Yeah, somehow I doubt that one would be full of cute little colts and fillies.
>>25563217
Saving Private Ryan
The Thing
Hero pls
>>25563217
>Anonguard
>literally any war movie
>>25563217
I was in that movie.
>>25563721
Wow I didn't know dinosaurs liked cyoas!
>>25563762
>>25563844
>>25563844
What the hell Anon are you velociraptorphobic or something?
Hey guys. I'm going to start a Spartacusesque CYOA in a few hours. I wanted to know if it would OK for me to put characters from entrapment in my story, like Nadine and Sunny Days?
>>25564321
Do I know you?
>>25564321
Oh! I know who you are!
I recognize your style
You're Coltshan
>>25564321
I believe the best thing to do is ask Bath.
Personally I'd like to see Sunny left be since she got best end after all that shit.
>>25561699
>try fuck one thing fuck make much dead
>>25564321
I'd say leave them alone. It'd be cruel to drag Sunny through anymore horrible combat situations.
>>25564434
And that's exactly why he should do it.
>>25564321
What, you're so retarded that you can't even make up your own characters, but have to take others from other CYOAs?
>>25563217
Dumb and DumberBlitz and Gar
>>25563217
Highway to Hell - Nadine
![1448002872745[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/0vwUQgA.jpg "1448002872745[1].jpg")
>>25564450
Yeah, who would do that?
>>25564451
>at every gag everyone laughs but Blitz and Gar just glance at each other and sink further into their seats
>>25564514
Dandy-kun
>>25564514
I enjoy Dandy's Johnny Bravo-esque portrayal in Hijack.
>>25564519
>It's ok... They're just laughing with us, right Gar?
Since I told Vamp to die, knowing I could always simply start a new thread, I was going to do that tonight.
However I forgot that this computer lacks the OP images I was going to use, specifically some that were made in this thread a while back.
There was one that was a take on pc related that I really wanted to use.
If someone could post that, I'd be very appreciative.
>>25564973
You mean this one?
>>25564973
Sorry lad, this is all I got.
i'm working on a small project right now for my next update
this is what i have so far
>>25564992
Don't run with knives kids.
>>25564990
Naw, that was my shitty attempt at coloring Bath's lineart.
>>25564991
Damn, it was in that same thread, but I scouring desustorageI remember when it was hennison :(is no fun...
>>25564992
Well that's unfortunate.
>>25564973
>>25201564
>>25565037
Ah, thanks!
>>25565016
>tfw had to change my links from heinessen to Moe because there was no archive back then.
I feel old.
>>25565016
>Heinessen
RIP
>>25564990
>>25564991
>The CYOA that got ruined by batfags shoving their autistic batmemes into it right at the start.
>>25565133
Isn't that the one that has every batmeme but doesn't apply them to the batponies?
>>25565133
Funny way to say "because quackula is shit"
Hmm, should I use this or >>25201564
for the next thread?
>>25565133
>bat ponies are a meme
neat
>>25565223
>I am retarded
>>25565231
At this point, they are nothing but walking memes
Is Panzermane what you get when you cross Coltshan with actual writing ability?
>>25565232
>>25565232
Fitting considering how badly we got beaten up last thread.
>>25565232
I don't read Vampony. Did her her loving boyfriend follow bat pony tradition and chris brown her?
>>25565232
>Batshit
Yes, you are retarded.
>>25565268
Single and bi.
>>25561699
>hard bats
>>25565260
i wouldn't say that.
coltshan doesnt have a creative bone in his bodyso I would say he's hijack without any art skills
>>25565263
That's the one.
>>25565263
Trottingham comes back after a short break:
>>25565299
>>25565285
>>25565277
But that's a mare.With a stupid face.
>>25565277
That's a fucking ugly face.
>>25565350
Mares can get hard too ya know.It can get dangerous.
Where were you when Gar was obliterated by a vengeful Slav bird?
>>25565416
The third thread
>>25565416
The fifth thread.
>>25565350
>>25565376Bear with me, I don't have relevant bat pics to associate with this caption
>>25565429
>>25565464
Just remember that if you're waiting on Gar to do something intelligent at any point throughout the story, you're going to be disappointed
>>25565483
>trying to think of male CYOAbats
>can only think of Sam Fisher pone from RGS
shit
>>25565532
Shiny, Hype, the antagonist in US,Gar, Mellow Flicker.
>All this circlejerking over fanmade batcancer and Gar
This really is more than enough proof that your CYOA will almost never be talked about here unless it has autistic batshit in it.
>>25565591
I know that feel, but don't be so autistic about it.
>>25565532
Space bat.
>>25565591
You mind mind if I rub these fries on you?
>>25564321
You're certainly welcome to use any of my characters, which goes for anyone really, but I'm not sure why you'd want to use Sunny Days or Nadine. Both of them were effectively slaves for about a week before Springvale was attacked and in that time Sunny went to the bath house once and Nadine killed about 5 of 8 ponies in the arena. Neither of them really had that much impact on anything really.
So if you have some really good reason to do so, go for it but if they're just going to be in the story for namesake then I'm going to warn you that it's not really going to help much of anything.
>>25565591
>Gar has entered Shiny's vocabulary as an adjective for all his problems and malice
>>25565636
>You're certainly welcome to use any of my characters,
>Implying they're your characters
Prove it, anonymous shithead.
>>25565576
>Shade
>Antagonist
>>25565687
It's true
Here's my alcohol
>>25565687
What if I told you I had photographic proof that I am The BathWaterHero.
>>25565725
post your liquor collection with date and time.
>>25565725
make it pornographic proof and we have a deal.
>>25565636
Nadine bby it's ok, this time you wont have a bad end
>>25565852
>Choosie trying to coax Nadine out of her house after she refused to participate in another cyoa
>>25565861
>Common, this time I have a really nice QM for you. It's .... uh ......
>>25565889
>N-not Bath!
Did someone ask for a really nice QM? ^:)
Also Threshold is up.
>>25530123
>>25565861
How would convincing Anonguard go?
>>25565991
With a lot of pulling
>>25565861
Either you come out or we'll pull you out, because you signed up for a 5 quest contract and by god you're going to fulfill it
>>25565991
Choosie turns up in guard armor from the wrong cyoa and tells him Equestria needs him again.
Anonguard thinks about questioning it but the voices say it's fine.
>>25565991
What kind of sick mind would interrupt their happiness.
>>25565824
That wouldn't prove much.
>>25565850
Nobody wants to see me naked. I don't even want to see me naked. Trust me, I've seen me naked.
>>25566016
"Who the hell are you?"
>"I'm uhhh... Skipper Choosie."
"..."
>>25566115
"Can't you just nuke it again"
Anybody have that pic of Alga from Archipelago Nips drew? It's not on the fanarts page on the archive.
>>25566147
"Sorry, but the nukes are powered by suffering."
>>25566166
>pone tears are made out of Uranium.
>>25566115
>I'm general... Marriott Suits!
>>25565721
>>25566016
>Choosie turns up in guard armor from the wrong cyoa
I like this idea a lot
>>25566267
>Choosie in guard armor
Sexy
>>25566330
Admiral Choosie when?
>>25558805
>Not joining the cult
pfft, loser.
I'd gladly join it, so then I could stop worrying about skin cancer.
>>25519018
Possibly painful shoplifting shenanigans are back
>>25566330
>she already has the tailwrap
>>25566432
All she needs is an eyepatch, some shrapnel wounds, and ptsd and she'll be waifu material.
>>25566512
>"I'm already a CYOA mascot, RITSpon"
Now all we need is a drawfriend to draw guard Choosiepossibly with lewd
>inb4 hijudo adds that to the pile and it never gets done
Hey /cyoa/, how often do you fap per week?
http://strawpoll.me/6118342
>>25566554
>implying
Treads comic is ready for linework
Cyoakkake is ready for linework
Weeb Shade has roughs (might change the pic though. )
Blitz and gis drinking isnot even close to being done I'm sorry.
It's getting there. Ensign choosie wouldn't take long at all, unless you want a real pass as opposed to a binary pen sketch.
>>25566599
I don't even remember Blitz and Gis drinking being requested but okay.
>>25566554
>The voices are practically gushing with lust over the guardpony in front of you.
>You invite her in to wait while you get your equipment.
>She turns to look at your accommodations on the wall.
>You plant your hooves on her back and force her front down, mounting her in the process.
>You feel bad about cheating on Whispen like this, but the voices wouldn't steer you wrong.
>>25566599
1. I didn't know those last two were requested
B. I don't like sketches
>>25566632
>implying we'd ever have anonguard cheat
>>25566641
>1
>B
>>25566632
Would Choosie be a good gerbil pone to be with?
>>25566702
She can help Anongaurd get his head unstuck from the exercise wheel
>>25566733
>The pony's soft crying and whimpering could be heard throughout the cage.
>Sitting by his side was a mare softly stroking his back.
>"You really are a problem pony. No wonder they sent me to help you first."
>>25566799
He's at it again
>>25566822
>>25566810
>Choosie goes around helping cyoa ponies solve their problems
>It's Gar's turn
>Choosie quits the next day
>>25566822
Gonna lurk to see you run the gauntlet.
>>25566822
>>25566822
> This world is not too different yours and mine
So I don't want to read about it. Saves me some effort.
>>25566856
Who are you?
>>25566856
>spring
>>25566864
>>25566882
Noone.
>>25566864
>>25566882
Engrish quest MC
>>25566965
He needs to add the MC's name to his introduction then. I did search on his "Introduction & brief summary" and that word isn't in it. Odd oversight.
Goddammit. It
Why can't coltshan just talk to a QM.
Why must he bumble around.
>>25567100
Talking to a QM wouldn't help much. You have to understand the format and Coltshan just randomly stumbled upon us and seems to have not participated in a single quest.
>>25567100
>Why can't coltshan just give up for good
FTFY
Who will take Coltshan under his wing?
>>25567149
Read the suggestions so far, it's off to a good start. Might be enjoyable for a while.
who exactly was Coltshan again? I tend to forget or mix up the names of QMs I didn't follow
So has colt said that his quest is about recovering your kingdom from an occupying force yet?
Thousands of coherent ideas, too drunk to write.
>>25567304
>Thousands of coherent ideas
don't be too sure about that, Anon.
>>25567323
DUDE
>>25567335
MEME, LMAO!
>>25567323
Coherent in my mother tongue :^):^(
>>25567349
I'd tongue your mother.(b '_' )b
>>25566822I admire his spirit. I think he'll be a great QM in due time. But yeah, he could really use a helping hand.
>>25567100
He's been given a lot of legitimate constructive criticism from some QMs hanging around, but it remains to be seen if he's finally understood any of it.
Still, it doesn't look categorically terrible from the start, so it's possible he's trying to change things. I'm glad there's still people willing to play his CYOAs and give him a chance though. And I'm sure if it starts sucking, they won't hesitate to let him know.
>Super burns down a building
>Urban blows up a supermarket
What's next? Coltshan nukes an orphanage?
>>25567726
I would really like to see how one only nukes one single orphanage.
>>25567726
Lurker destroys every- oh...
>>25567758
Nuke Hand Grenade
>>25567758
Toss the nuke into an orphanage, have the princesses put a shield around it to contain it.
>>25567758
It's a really big orphanage, with tens of thousands of cute orphaned foals.
>>25567804
Noooo!!!
Now where else Am I going to find myself a daughter!!!
>>25567713
>He actually did the train thing for the OP
heh
>>25567887
This is still a thing?
>>25567988
>it's very important that I keep telling them I don't care
>>25567884
This is a pretty pone. I wish to sex her
>>25568324
Yeah... you should probably look elsewhere.
She's kinda hard to please.
>>25568324
She looks like a gypsy. I wouldn't trust her.
>>25568506
I see no problem
>>25568645
Where do they sell squirrel-sized cigarettes?
>>25568674
Canada
>>25568674
>Buying cigarettes.
The squirrel has class, he wraps his own.
>>25568730
Time for capitalism! Now with more cardboard tanks!
>>25568741
I see no cardboard tanks
Or is it just me?
>>25568792
Maybe we'll get the chance to buy one?
>>25568792
It was false advertising. Equestria doesn't have consumer protection laws.
>>25568741
Dropped for false advertisement
>>25568810
Same
>>25568792
>>25568799
>false advertising
Why do you follow such a shit quest?
You know guys, I'm not feeling JAD anymore. I think we need some new text quest to take up the mantle.
>>25568864
I hear Coltshan is running
>>25569063
FORWARD
Oh yeah, Threshold is running. I always forget.
>>25569730
Oh shit, thanks for reminding me, anon.
Damn you guys really fucked up Dandy.
>>25569796
What'd they do?
>>25569819
Said "you've died repeatedly" despite previous hints the players have said.
>>25569828
You don't fucking tell him that. That just brings up terrible questions of existence and continuity. And encourages stupidly reckless behavior. IIRC the players don't have complete control right?
>>25569850
>You don't fucking tell him that.
Too late to say that now buddy.
>>25569850
We'd had the same discussions before but he only reacted to it today...
>>25569850
No they do not have full control.
It also harms the relationship between the anons and Dandy. Since, you know, they've let him die three times.
>>25569796
He's fine. He's a big pony, he'll get over it.
>>25569908
>Just listen to us, you've only died three times so far!
>>25569907
There's a few factors that can affect how Dandy responds to you guys. First, he needs to hear what you say. He sort of gets bombarded with most of your instructions at once, so it can be hard to make everything out when a lot of you guys respond in different ways. Second, he's more likely to reply when he's not busy, or focused on something else. In the past, mentions of him dying or of meta shit would usually be one or two fleeting comments amidst several other ones, and usually in the middle of some other sequence of commands or tasks or whatever.
This time, Dandy was explicitly asking you guys a question, and he only got about four answers, almost all of which alluded to him dying and one of them saying it outright. That was enough to arouse his suspicion.You ALMOST managed to play it off, but then that one guy spelled out how shit works and Dandy started to freak out.
I've decided to share my rare Pepe with you guys
From long ago when there were only draw threads
>>25570130
>GC
