Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
It may be pattern recognition that proves true, but then again, Twilight Sparkle still has no guarantees that the map can't not send any of them another time without making a full cycle, or that it can make bigger or smaller groups. The first time was all six, of course, but taking it for granted that it will work out as predicted might set herself up for future disappointment. How much does she really know about it after this much time? Is she doing any specific research? Or was all her energy spent in trying to figure out the locked box before? After that episode, and the ultimate fruitlessness of her studies, she may be approaching the Tree of Harmony and its gifts from another perspective. It's still a work in progress, any which way - she still needs to revise her friendship problem guide, too.The answer's in the numbers, she knows it!
>>25456674
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
FASTEST FLIER IN EQUESTRIA'S SISTER COMING THROUGH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
>>25461830
>what the fuck am I supposed to buy my family
I usually just get whatever random shit is less than 50 bucks from here: www.oo.com.au
People love getting random shit off the internet!
>tfw family knows I can't afford gifts
>tfw they buy me pony stuff anyway
Christmas is one of the few times I choose to spend time with my family.
>>25461936
FASTEST* FLIER IN EQUESTRIA'S SISTER* COMING* THROUGH*
>>25461954
>family buys me pony gifts to get under my craw
>they don't buy me plushes or toys
>they buy coloring books and pony trading cards
>>25461949
Applejack I'm not sure you want to eat those
>>25461949
http://www.oo.com.au/Raskullz-Helmet-Unicorn-Pink-S_P381812C27.cfm
Oh my god
>>25461949
this is probably the best idea
I'll just have to go on woot or whatever the american version of this site is
>Not just giving your family gift cards to that place they like
>>25461990
>gift cards
>even a gift
just give cash if you want to be a worthless piece of shit
>I'm gonna turn you into glass, and shatter you one by one!
What an asshole
>>25461995
I do that too.Maybe I'm weird. To me money has always been the best giftNow I'm worried that everyone secretly hates the fact that I don't buy real gifts
youtube.com/watch?v=UKVUWdh3caA
Threadly reminder to give your ponies and fillies good conditioners and hairsprays, to make their manes as thick and big as possible.
Gonna stream some requests
http://derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25462035
I love that beautiful horse.
>>25461995
Cash is the best, nignog
If you only care about yourself and looking like a good friend because oh look at this fancy piece of shit you got, you give them worthless pieces of shit that clutter up their house and they can't put it away without seeming rude. That's fucking torture that lasts all year round. It's selfish and demeaning and it's really just a trophy, a claim and a pricetag you put on their friendship, a memory tax for them to always think back to you.
If you're a mature, understanding adult, let alone someone who cares about the recipient, you give them cash. Cash can be anything they want or need; it lets them keep a secret vice a secret. It acknowledges that day to day luxuries and necessities change like the wind. It's the only way you can guarantee a bit of happiness in this world full of tchotchkes and meaningless gestures. It asks for no thanks in return, other than that the recipient spend it well.
>>25462073
She can steal a scene just being herself in the background, and Tabitha plays her perfect.
>>25462085
>>25462021
I completely agree that cash is the best gift, but that's because it's as close as you can get to completely eliminating the gift giving exchange entirely.
>>25462056
What requests are you drawing?
>>25462085
>>25462112
>not giving a thoughtful gift
why dont you guys just give them credit cards while you're at it? i'm sure it won't collect dust all year
>>25462145
anon
I have to go through this bullshit multiple times every year
if I weren't a socially useless piece of shit we wouldn't be having this conversation
how am I supposed to find several thoughtful gifts for several people that I would rather not associate with at all
it just doesn't make any senseand those pre-loaded credit cards are the dumbest shit imaginable
at least with gift cards it's a $1-$1 exchange
with those you're paying a service fee for a card with a fixed amount that is almost certainly going to lead to an inconvenient purchase at the end
>>25461967
I mean, were they the good kind of pony cards, for the game? You might get something decent.
My family usually gets me a pony calendar every year. Usually my younger sister's idea. I appreciate it.
>plushes
Do you honestly want some Walmart-tier plush? It probably wouldn't even be your waifu unless it's really obvious which horse you like the most.
Even a $25 build-a-bear pony is too expensive for a "gag" gift.
>>25462145
That's what I'm getting colt this year.
>>25462142
I'm taking them.
>>25462145
Thoughtful gifts are the best.
It's not about getting them something they want, the best gift is the kind of gift they wouldn't buy themselves because they never get around to it.Bought my mom a real nice set of pots and pans. She's been wanting to get back into cooking and has really shitty ones from a decade of abuse.
Gotta figure out what to get Dad now. Then worry about the siblings, who are the worst because they seem to change every six months.
>>25462191
Fluttershy listening to the new mixtape Treehugger made.
>>25462191
Sweetie Belle with a gift she doesn't really want
>>25462191
ONE OF THE HOOFFIELDS OR MCCOLTS
MAYBE THE LANKY ONE
>>25462191
Sweetie Belle with a gift she doesn't really wantthe gift of motherhood
Santabon
>>25462264
>gives you something really cool that you didn't know existed
>and a shitload of really good candy
>>25462248
>the lanky one
post the pone
Speaking of Christmas presents
Pony recommends Psychic Treadmill Repair Man.
Psychic Treadmill Repair Man is nice.
>>25462217
Thoughtful gifts can just be something you put meaning to. Both my parents are old and from poor families. One year when she was a kid growing up in the 50's, my mom asked for a jar of olives for Christmas because she never had thank and they seemed exotic, but never got any because her mom didn't take it seriously . Ever since my mom told my dad that story, he gets her a jar of olives for Christmas.
>>25462306
pony needs to get less obscure with her references
>>25462328
That fukkin' hat.
>>25462191
Horse Yoga with Treehugger
>>25462339
She's missing her big blue princess donger
What would your waifu get you for Christmas?
>>25462312
Yes. That's also a perfect example and another way to do it.
I remember buying my dad a special bottle of rum two Christmases ago. Ever since the pace maker and finding out he had coeliac disease (no gluten) he had been cut off from beer. It was probably a bad idea, but he had wanted to try that rum for quite some time beforehand because he liked the musician backing it (Kenny Chesney, we're hicks). I looked into it and it was indeed gluten free.I had shown it to him, not wrapped and casually the day before like I had just found it and bought it for myself. When he irritably asked why I was showing it to him I explained it was for him. After a beat he had suddenly hugged me stronger than I thought he would. I could tell he was still stressed out about "no more beer" since that was a common thing for him. Since then we commonly drink together. He still drinks more than me and on days I don't, but it was a a tough time in his life and he thought he lost his relaxer.
Boop the ponut.
>>25462370
Boop the ponut with my tongue.
Request from the stream: angry limestone.Just a quick something. Gonna color at least one of these.
If you like horses so much, why aren't you adopting one? Many of these horses are FREE!
>>25462367
>Ever since the pace maker and finding out he had coeliac disease
parents getting older is like living a nightmare and there's nothing to stop it
>>25462365
two plushies of each other for us to hang over the chimney like in the christmas episode from a couple weeks ago
or maybe just a signed photo of her
>>25462385
I know. My parents just finished up writing their will. My mom already had and beat cancer once, and my dad smoked for over 50 years. I just hope that neither end up slowly suffering through whatever way they go out from. And, honestly, I hope I get to see them die. I would hate to have my parents bury one of their own children.
>>25462365
http://www.eagleleather.com.au/butt-gnome-by-domestic-partner.html
>>25462385My grandmother told me on confidence she doesn't fear death but her biggest fear is losing her mind and her memory before she dies. Her mother had Alzheimer's and she says it only took her about a year to go from sharp to "completely gone".
>>25462365
Pony shaped cookies.
>>25462429
YES EAT THE PONY
>>25462421
I've considered just up and committing suicide at 65. Not that I'd have accomplished much by then anyways.
>>25462421
I've seen some seniles. Literally a lady walking with a caretaker and asking him "Who are you?"
That shit is humbling as fuck, really reminds me to not be an asshole, we're all getting there each second
>>25462437
Who are you?
>>25462441
I'M KILLROY
>>25462365
A book about animals
Why don't attention whores brag about waifuing pinkie pie?
I mean doing that would so fit pinkie
Where am I?
>>25462441
who AM I?
What is a pony?
>>25462381
THAT IS AN ANGRY HORSE
>>25462463
A cuddly pile of cuteness.
>>25462463
I am a pony
>>25462394
what's in that cup
>>25462481
Rainbow Dash!
>>25462381I want to touch her boulder
>>25462486
That blue one is kind of ugly.
Do you think Meghan will have pony fun on twitter again? Or will she be a pure professional now.
>>25462510
nuh-huh
>>25462381
This horse is really angry.
caffeinated
peanut butter
>>25462520
I am just happy I am not that pony. I am a cool pony.
WAKE UP
Five RD pictures in a row is enough.
how are we this blue today?
I thought we'd be pink
>>25462538
yes, dash is a cool pony
>>25462589Bake withthe pony.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25462608
I'd bake with her oven
>>25462619
Woah is thatan adorable little clit I see.
>>25462613
I'm sorry bluefast
you are not
>>25461902
>Is she doing any specific research?
I'm actually kind of surprised that Twilight does not seem to have any interest in how the map works or what the maps actual goal is, apart from the obvious one of fixing friendship problems.
I'm sure people were already talking about this ad nauseam a week ago but I just can't stop smiling
does that make me a bad person
>>25462648
At least they aren't FOE references... I think
>>25462619
>tfw mostazathy is ded and not drawing amazing ponk anymore
>>25462648
I have seen two of those before I think, but only maybe twice, so it hasn't really been posted ad nauseam.
>does that make me a bad person
Why would it?
>>25462613
Hey! It's true!
>>25462648
There's also that white robot that speaks in an English accent, calls you darling constantly, and whose personality was based off a character from a TV show her creator liked. Her creator happened to be very asocial and eccentric.
It's not as solid as a reference as those are, but it kind of feels like one.
>>25462228I really need to work on poses more
>>25462697
Thank you, stallion
>>25462676
>Why would it?
I feel like most people would roll their eyes and dismiss any mlp reference at this point as shameless pandering
>>25462691
never thought of that, I can sort of see it
>>25462701
>shameless pandering
But it is
>>25462699
No problem!
>>25462694
>Filename
4 hours of birds chiring
Pony has discovered the wonders of Lumen Photon Therapy!
>>25462697
I like bread
I like soup
I like bread dipped in soup
but I'll be damned if bread bowls aren't way more trouble than they're worth
>>25462716
>just ASMR/whitenoise birdcall recordings
That would be amazing
>>25462711
no, really, thanks!
I know I ask a lot from you guys, but you always come through for me when I'm hungry
after I chug this down is there anything I can do to repay you
I can't stop listening to the EQG soundtrack
>>25462716
>>25462726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-11SenAfzQI
>>25462694
Horse whinnying
>>25462737
Which movie?
transformation
into a princess
>>25462771
1 & 2, haven't seen the third
wat if tha thin gwent insid her buthole
>>25462785
I really like Welcome to the Show from Rainbow Rocks.
Would you guys want to watch a EQG marathon sometime this week?
Your waifu still loves you
>>25462781
I'm into this
I'm really into this
>>25462816
>Would you guys want to watch EQG
no
>>25462819
And I love her
>>25462819
I know
>>25462816
Depends on when its being streamed, but generally yes.
>>25462829
Same.
>>25462823
I want a story about itI want a lot of stories about iteverypony should get to be a princess
>>25462768
if this was actually what happened, I would be way more cool with it
But I waifu another horse, so I don't care what happens to book horse anymore
>>25462844Twilight declares someone princess-for-a-day, and they immediately bloom into one
>>25462781
Why can't Moondancer just be flat
>>25462831
>Rainbow Dash attempts to create an earthquake
>if it's strong enough then it might be able to destroy Cloudsdale and stop winter
>>25462831
No Dash, I'm not gonna bang your ass
>>25462850
>Don't do it Twilight.
>Oh come on, it'll be fun!
>Don't do it, Twilight.
>Think about how much faster you'll be able to fly!
>Don't. do. it.
>Princess
>*fwoomp*
I like those two as well
>>25462876
Why would Celestial turn Anon into a girl? I think Equestria has enough of a male problem without stallions suddenly having even more options.
>>25462894
Equestria has a lot of female ponies
but no female humans
Pony transforms.
>>25462892
Is she okay?
>>25462899
pony expands
https://derpibooru.org/1014964
>>25462898
Equestrian stallions have their work cut out for them.
>>25462902
They just had a big lunch.Shes stuffed
>>25462902
She'll be incapacitated for a couple of days from cum overload, but she'll be perfectly fit afterwardand probably pregnant
>>25462899
Anon transforms
>>25462917
But anon was bitten by a mare, why did he turn into a stallion?
https://derpiboo.ru/1024546
DAMAN DAG
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE FILLIES ARE EVIL!
>>25462894
I got your male problem right here
*grabs dick*
>>25462899
Reminder that noncon pony transformation is canon
>>25462926
unf unf clown TF unf
>>25462919
Anon I believe that is a mare
>>25462920
unf
>>25462920
unf
>>25462930
corwin pls
>>25462930
Corwin please.
Ross please.
>>25462941
smiling waifu is best waifu
Corwin pls comeback
>>25462953
Ross can stay go, though
>>25462953
He can leave his rat waifu elsewhere though
>>25462924
you're a chick now
whose dick are you grabbing
>>25462959
Fuck yooooouuuuu
Ratslob is unf.
>>25462964
No, she's fucking disgusting.
Okay nerds, we're almost at the end of the season. SO.
>Favorite episode
>Favorite new character
>Worst episode
>Worst new character
>>25462248
warning: prone to feuds
>>25462990
verrah nice
>filename
hehe
>>25462990
Eyebrow game iss strong in that one
>>25462984
the one with the memes
>>25462984
>favorite episode
Hard to say, there were so many good ones. I did really like Cotlm though.
>favorite new character
Donya
>least favorite
Princess Spike
>least favorite character
Dunno, Wind Glider maybe?
>>25463017
Ugh if it's not dicks, it's/co/ related.
>>25463020
>Donya
Who?
>>25463029
The pony with the funny accent and hat from princess spike
"Donya kno?"
>>25463026
>These people will never leave my fetish alone
>Autistic fucks on furaffinity and deviantart post picture of themselves but photoshopped and images of them in costumes
Fluttershy talking sweetly to your cock
>>25463044
It's impolite to talk with your mouth full.
>>25463044
I don't have chickens. I'm mexican but not THAT mexican, fuck.
Bubble Berry egging you on and teasing you with his hooves and tongue until you cum on a plushie of him.
>>25463069
>>/trash/
>>25463076
>>/b/
Pony made you some hay piayas.
>>25463086
Holy shit, pony is my new best friend ever!
Requesting pics of that chubby Hoofield mare.
>>25463069
I was just thinking the same exact thing, too bad you caught me just 5 minutes too late~god, as a ponkafag this post feels like the perfect combination of my 3 favorite threads on 4chan
>>25463096u-unf
>hoofields, led by a female, are good at cooking
>mccolts, led by a mare, are good at manual labor
Keep questioning them traditional gender roles, mlp.
>>25463133
>led by a female
>led by a mare
!?!?!?
>>25463137
Femare and mare
Do not make fun of accent!
Moondancer'snothingstop fetshizing her
>>25463159
I really liked her character, it's a shame she is used mostly as fetish vehicle
>>25463159
Moondancer'sspleen
Why is your plush waifu still in a box anon?
>>25463137
Male, mare, same thing.
Just ask Celestia.
>>25463159
>Moondancer's nothing
Indeed.
Moondancer IS nothing.
>>25463170
that can be said about every character on the show
>>25463211
There are a lot of characters that get/got normal discussion
>>25463189
She's not plush, she's plastic and 2" tall
And she's not in a box, she's sitting on my desk next to a little pewter dragon
>>25463170
It's her sweater, man. That hot, ratty, reeking of her autistic girl funk, sweater.
>>25463159
correct
I like how the ruined life of Moondancer is twilight's sacrificial offering to the princess cycle of equivalent exchange for the perfect royal princess life
>>25463208
How the fuck would you feel if your closest friend at the time ditched your birthday party and went on to become god queen of the country just when you were about to open up and let yourself out there for the first time
>>25463238
Does that meam she will lose her princesshood after fixing NEETdancers life?
>>25463239
>sudoku.jpg
I can't wait until Moondancer becomes Twilight's pupil in S6, then they can study and have book club andG-rated cuddling sessionsevery night!
>>25463279
what of their other friends
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25463331
None of their friends would want to be in a study group because they're not nerds.
mem
>>25462892
I literally imagined something like this like, yesterday.
Is there more
>>25463044
We need a femanon to do this asmr style. You have any idea what weebs have?
>>25463096
WHO IS THIS LITERARY GENIUS
Filly
>>25463468
Filly's mother
>>25463476
Outdated pony
>>25463476
a worryingly hot picture of filly's grandmother
>>25463442
This
>>25463486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jr6SUgC0Po
>>25463498
>SFX
>BGM
Comfy as fuck
Falsetto really kills it though
>>25463520
well, make her roll in the poison joke first, Anon…
Pony wants to know if her time-out is over and she can stop sitting in the corner.
>>25463565
it's only been 5 minutes, she has to sit there until she understands what she did wrong
>>25462381
>DON'T DEAD
>OPEN INSIDE
>>25463573
No it's my mew pony
>>25463573
Why am I showing pony my dick?
>>25463605
you felt it was the right thing to do
>>25463624
Pegasi are snugle combat experts.
>>25463624
Why is Dash snuggling with that chinese bootleg toy soldier
>>25463638
it's the closest thing to you she could find
I need a comic of Discord turning anon into a mare and getting fucked by him.
Then telling the stallions of ponyville about it
I want to be smothered by a mountain of Twilight plushies
>>25463672
How about under a pile of Twilight Sparkles?
>>25463639
Yes you are
>filly
>>25463687
I'd rather a pile of Applethighs.
>>25463689
Filly cuddles?
>>25463700
Maybe.
Wereity's paws
>>25463718
Saffron's paws
Bit's paws
BitchAnon's paws
>>25463711
Cuddle the entire filly
Pony has been eating coffee grounds.
>>25463672
>Twilight clones herself to make her own princessstack
uppity bitch
>>25463692
>does nothing but hard work all day long
>is still somehow obese
>11 days until the finale
>>25463772
Do we know anything about how long the haitus is gonna be?
>>25463780A year, apparently.
>>25463780
It'll be longer than any of us can bear.
>>25462619
>that little horse clit
Even in lewd ponies are adorable.
>Today is Homemade Bread Day
>>25463784
Kill me
>>25463768
S-she's not obese she's just like, 8 feet tall.
>>25463796
No need for that, the hiatus will do it soon enough.
>now have to check the filename on every image to make sure I don't save image.jpg
send help
>>25463814
Which addon do you use to get the custom filename rather than the 4chan one when downloading a picture?
>>25463815
4chan X has a download button in the post menu that keeps the filename
but I was talking about the fact that they're mostly compressed pngs
>>25463817
>4chan X has a download button in the post menu that keeps the filename
Now I feel really stupid
Coming soon, to a hiatus near you…
>>25463828
I'm really not looking forward to all the inevitable doomsaying
hug the cat
hug her
>>25463840
I don't want her to cry all over me.
>>25463848
hug her from behind then.being hugged from behind is the best thing
>>25463835
However tempted I am to dismiss Anons who claim "the magic is gone", they do have a point.
The show and its fans have changed.
Things aren't the same.
I enjoy the show, but the fandom? Not so much any more.
Transformation into a stallion
>>25463855
I do still enjoy the fandom, I just have to filter a lot more negativity than I used to.
>>25463828
them's some big fucking wings
I like
>>25463863
They are part of the whole "becoming an intergalactic entity" package
>>25463804
I want it to end quickly, with no pain.
I think Equestria Girls was a good idea. Am I alone?
Why aren't you working on your finals right now?
>>25463874
Even if I liked it.Yes, you are.
>>25463875
my what?
What's a final
I'm a filthy neet
>>25463875
I'm a NEET.
>>25463875
Because i've already finished ny education and am working full time?
>>25463878
I always knew fillies were worthless
>>25463875
Because Europe doesn't have finals around this time, they come in February.
>tfw still feel the same magic with the show but everyone posting on this website mostly feels like a suicidally depressed sociopath who cuts whenever an episode isn't 11/10 worthy.
Honestly, I'd love people's minds to be wiped of what eps aired in S1, and then have them aired randomly now. All the "this is fucking shit" posts you'd get to a good half or more of the eps would really put peoples silly shit into perspective.
That being said, I don't think the fandoms THAT dead, You see ponies on the frontpage ofDAevery day, fimfiction still has a lot going through itso much so most of its never read, there's still a constant stream of art, and music? Well, those songs mashed up of noises taken from whatever aren't as popular anymore anyway, and music mostly comes from slower, more low key people nowadays.
The hiatus will suck though, but its nothing new. Outsider interest in the fandom has dwindled and honestlythank fuck MAD TV and its ilk can go die with their shitty parodies
Why the fuck did I type all this garbage
>>25463878
>>25463877
get a life
What if you booped a drake on the nose?
>>25463887
But Anon...I still like the show, too.
>>25463889
I don't have a life.
>>25463875
I'm not smart enough for college.
I'm comfortable with being a NEET, no stress, no responsibilities and I spend the majority of my day naked.
>>25463874
Well, instead of just rejecting your opinion out of hand, let me ask:
Why? What part of creating a pseudo Monster High out of pone do you think is a good idea?
Even giving the idea an unreasonable benefit of the doubt, perhaps claiming that this is the creators acknowledging the role "humanized ponies" played in the early fandom or something, I don't quite understand your thinking.
>>25463887
>Why the fuck did I type all this garbage
for some reason, you care.You must have no friends or hobbies at all to care so much about this.
>>25463894
Hence « get »
>>25463887
>Honestly, I'd love people's minds to be wiped of what eps aired in S1, and then have them aired randomly now.
That's what I have been saying for a while now, especially every time "muh Faust" is brought up. Her own episodes, i.e. the opener, would be shat on nowadays.
I also agree that the fandom itself is far from dead, /mlp/|MLPG took a significant hit though - and since a lot of people hardly venture outside of these it can easily give them a false impression.
If I want to, I can still visit a pony art stream at pretty much every time of the day, I could go and look up wubstep remixes of songs if I felt like it (they are still being made), the daily feed on DA is still so huge that I just delete everything where the thumbnail doesn't interest me right away and so on.
> a suicidally depressed sociopath
Those have actually gotten a lot less though. There used to be a time where we couldn't have a single thread without the depressives talking about how much they hate their lives and that they want to die and so on.
I wonder if they just stopped doing that or if most of them left.
Why couldn't it just be some wholesome Cup/Pound mother/son cakecest?
>>25463895
>I'm comfortable with being a NEET, no stress, no responsibilities and I spend the majority of my day naked.
But that is only true if you've got autismbucks and those don't really cover food/electricity/rent unless you live in a hovel in the ground surrounded by thieves and immigrants. In that case stress should be the norm since you have a high chance of dying/being robbed every day.
>>25463887
Are we in the same thread?
The reactions to most S5 episodes has been overwhelmingly positive
>>25463875
Uhm, because...
>>25463911
Maybe he browses the weekly stickies.
>>25463911
>The reactions to most S5 episodes has been overwhelmingly positive
Well you see I took a little trip over to theweekly stickynow and again, and people claim to quit the show and "this is the final straw" every week.
>>25463914
study.
>>25463911
He said "this website", so I assume he meant /mlp/ in general.
Which generally tends to like the show a lot less than MLPG. Even if you consider half of the "It's shit" posts to be memes.
>>25463906
You will never feel that shock at sincerely enjoying something like "Winter Wrap-Up" or "Suited For Success" again. I know I sure won't.
Perhaps some of my passive-aggressiveness comes from having this horrible, horrible place as my main contact point to the fandom.
>> a suicidally depressed sociopath
>Those have actually gotten a lot less though.
The probably "took care of themselves", Anon…
>>25463887
>>25463911
>Tfw I still feel the magic of the show
>Tfw irl friend doesn't
>>25463919
>He said "this website", so I assume he meant /mlp/ in general.
I don't know nothing about that pile of rubble
>>25463917
Which really sucks, I like the concept of the sticky, since there the discussion will mostly stay on topicat least for longer than in MLPG
Sadly, their opinion is often so negative that its just not enjoyable to talk about the episode with them. Its beyond me why someone who doesn't enjoy the show anymore would continue watching and then getting mad at it for months or years.
>>25463924
Even if they're usually shitposting threads I'm glad that our mod seems to like the show.
>>25463917
/mlp/ is full of people who pretend to hate everything just to fit in
>>25463922
>>The probably "took care of themselves", Anon…
>tfw Kraut probably off'd himself
>>25463909
Well at least the projects I live in are next to a bunch of stores.
The last one I lived in was way, way shittier.
>>25463923
>friends I got into the show were even more fanatic about it than me
>all but one stopped after s2
>the last one made it only halfway through s4
>>25463931
I wish /v/ would leave, first they bitched enough to get us exiled to our own boardwhich wouldn't be too bad, if rule15 wasn't in placeand then they still can't leave us alone
I've seen a lot of people in this website who thought the show ended just because they haven't heard about it lately. Or jumped ship because of Twilight's wings.
>>25462384
What if anons accidentally rape them? You have to consider the repercussions when dealing with mlpg and equines.
>>25463942
My daughter hasn't pone'd in quite a while, Anon.
She's gotten older and has an IRL horse in the meantime, so it's not exactly something I'm gonna bug her about.
If she does take an interest in the show again, I think she'll like S5. (Also, her reaction to S3 is one of the reasons I get salty about fanatical anti-Twilicorn wingnuts…)
>>25463953
>I've seen a lot of people in this website who thought the show ended just because they haven't heard about it lately
The monster hiatuses really weren't a good idea. You cannot expect the casual watcher to remember that this show was supposed to start again at some point, especially when the final of the last season had no cliffhanger.
Would probably have been a smarter decision if they just had multiple short hiatuses than one large one
>>25463960
Nobody wants to fuck actual horses here.
>>25463962
>Also, her reaction to S3 is one of the reasons I get salty about fanatical anti-Twilicorn wingnuts…
What was her reaction?
Wood working ponies are for working your wood
>>25463907
>That mom pony's body
Jeeze
>>25463970
I hope without the buzzsaws
>>25462384
>If you like horses so much, why aren't you adopting one? Many of these horses are FREE!
>free horses
...what's the catch? They go and check them every two months or something?
That's basically free meat for one year right there.
>>25463968
She fucking *loved* MMC.
She had the feeling it was like Twilight graduating, and she really looked forward to S4.
/me remembers singing "A True, True Friend" with her on a long hike a few months later…
>>25463965
It's only a matter of time,given that magical ponies will never be real.
>>25463981
>She had the feeling it was like Twilight graduating
Which is pretty much what it was. A lot of Anons like to claim that she got her wings out of the blue for finishing some more or less irrelevant spell, but that was hardly true - she spent three season (and a lot of time before season 1) on being basically the most dedicated student you could imagine and solved a shitload of problems, including saving the world a few times. It was fully deserved.
>>25463970
That is a worryingly attractive redneck pone, Anon.
>>25462984
favorite episode: Amending Fences.
favorite new character: Moondancer.
worst episode: Easy. Princess Spike.
worst new character: Neal Dusedau, for writing Princess Spike and even messing up a Discord episode. But choosing a character in the show, Troubleshoes.
>>25463993
best McColt coming through!
>>25462984
>Favorite episode
Amending Fences.Too many feelings about my old friends. It hit me hard.
>Favorite new character
Moondancer
>Worst episode
The castle one, I don't even remember the name.
>Worst new character
DT's mother. She basically existed to redeem the former.
This is the best McColt
cute ponies
>>25462984
>>Favorite episode
CotLM
>>Favorite new character
Moondancer
>>Worst episode
Princess Spike
>>Worst new character
Troubleshoes
>>25462984
they were all kinda good
I don't care
I said they were all good
I don't care
>>25464030
I agree
>>25462984
>Favorite episode
"Crusaders of the Lost Mark" may not have been the "best" episode, but I love that it happened and was touched by DT's redemption.
>Favorite new character
I have high hopes that Starlight Glimmer will be one of the series' most memorable villains. I hope she's still interesting afterwards, too.
>Worst episode
This isn't an episode, but "Friendship Games". Yes, I managed to watch the whole thing, and even enjoyed some of it, but it also convinced me that most 4chan users do NOT understand what "toyetic" and "shilling" mean.
>Worst new character
Those fucking Yaks. God, ponies really are just a little *too* nice, why they didn't kick their asses out once they started wrecking shit is a mystery to me…
>>25462984
Amending Fences
Starlight or Moondancer
Princess Spike
Troubleshoes, I guess, I don't dislike any of them though
>>25464030
That's not even a colt.
Filly downloaded an app of herself on your phone. She didn't even knew there was an app of herself there, or why.
>>25464048
>Those fucking Yaks.
THAT POST IS NOT PERFECT!>why they didn't kick their asses out once they started wrecking shit is a mystery to me…
Because the show generally has the message that violence doesn't solve anything.
Pony made you breakfast.
>>25464048
>why they didn't kick their asses out once they started wrecking shit is a mystery to me…
Attacking a warmonger nation is not a good idea.
>>25464070
The top half looks tasty but that cheese(?) dripping onto the napkin kinda makes me wanna throw up
>>25464070
That's nice, but another pony already made mine
>>25464070
>all that horse saliva
>>25462768
Twilicorn will end soon.
>>25464068
>>25464072
I don't disagree with either of you, but…
Rarity kicking a manticore in the face.
No, FiM isn't pro-violence, but it sure isn't anti-self defense.
>>25464068
Worked pretty well for the yaks
>>25463279
Not going to happen, Starlight Glimmer will take Twilight's title as the new princess and Twilight Sparkle will turn back into her unicorn form in the finale.
>>25464086
I think the writer's focus was the problem. It was an excuse to have Pinkie to stupd shit, disregarding the other character's in the process.
>>25463253
Yes, she will.
Is Starlight Glimmer a chubby pony,or are they all chubby ponies?
>>25464084
Nigga, if you're going to shitpost about her wings you could at least post cute art of her in the meanwhile.
We've had quite a few chubby mares, haven't we?
Cup Cake
Big Wig
Torch Song
Acorn mare from canterlot boutique
Popcorn mare from made in manehattan
Chubby hoofield mare
>>25464086
Actually, the show has made a point to make clear that violence is never rewarded
Every single fight scene has always amounted to nothing, and solved no problems, which is something I really like, specially because they never outright state it
>>25464093
>>25464093
She isn't chubbier than most other mares, but we've seen chubbier and skinnier ponies.
>>25464099
Except the yaks, who wreck shit up constantly and then the main six apologize and throw them a party.
>finally made it 24 hours without masturbating
g-go me
>>25464130
Report it for being posted to a blue board
>>25464130
Wished that I was a mare getting fucked by a were timber pony
Wished that I after getting fucked by said timber pony I would become one
Wished that I was turned from a human male to a were timber pony mare at night.
Wished all of that, but with anthros.
>>25464156
>anthros
>were timber pony
>were
Duh, of course it would be anthro.
>>25464146
Just 6 more of those and you'll be "normal"!
>>25464095
Don't forget Nurse Sweetbelly... I mean Nurse Sweetheart.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcU-5-nBZhs
>/trash/ has rekindled my love fornonanthro pokemon porn, digimon porn, and fat things
I don't know why I ever stopped.
Vampiric fillies
>>25463856
Can I play with your new horsepenis?
>>25464066
Tap the filly
>>25464193
Not unless you're an older mare giving me a 'treat' after servicing all those other anons,stallions,diamond dogs,griffons and dragons without even leaking pre.
>>25464190
Biting anon
>>25464200
What the fuck
>>25464200
Ahh, Filly Futasia, the magical realm filled with "special" surprises…
>tfw about to drink my third coffee of the day
>>25464223
Just drink an energy drink, they last me until lunch.
>that stallion in the back
What the fuck
>>25464232
>not butting your enemies to oblivion
>>25464223>tfw i've had six
>>25464190
Incubus colts
>>25464251
Succubus mare turning anon into an incubus colt.
>>25464223I usually drink a pot of coffee a day. When I first wake up if I can't get through my second cup I'll start to nod off. I get awful headaches if I don't have any caffeine after 4 hours of being awake. I should probably cut back but I genuinely like the taste and it's great to idly sip. Just bought a water filter thinking it'd help, only a little bit.
Which pony drinks the most coffee?
>>25464223
I just drink iced coffee.
>>25464257
>>Which pony drinks the most coffee?
>Hooffield on McColt Angry Sex Action
>>25464251
Incubus colts that look like this
>>25463875
I wasn't in school this semester, but don't worrybestpony. I'm gonna work hard next semester.
>>25464257
Switch to half-calf, then ween off caffeine all together.
Everyone's become reliant on caffeine these days and they wonder why they can't sleep.
>>25464257
The trick is stop drinkng coffee after 6PM. That way it won't be able to fuck up your sleep so much.
>>25464268
holy shit
I want this more than I should
>>25464268
haha okay
that is hot
>>25464274
>decaf
damned horse women
Filly reveals she wasLORD JARAXXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGIONall along.
>>25464274Yeah, I would prefer to be completely off caffeine, 100%.
I've never had trouble sleeping, but I have a solid sleeping routine with enough physical cues my body gets the memo. I'm only 25 though, so I'm not sure how much of that is my relative youth cushioning my bad habits though.
>>25464279Well obviously, I'm a a functional coffee-holic. I stop drinking it about 6 hours before I want to sleep. Soda helps, surprisingly. I don't get the sugar rush but I get the crash. My dad is the same way.
>>25464264
That seems like a sensible answer. Twilight sits on her ass more than the others and she got a higher education which probably let to those bad habits.
Which pony drinks the least? If Pinkie Pie isn't allowed to have any out of fear I'd suspect Dash drinks it the least after her.
>>25464290
>that song is like 6 years old now
Celestia does not exist.
>>25464297Sugar rush isn't really a thing
>>25463887
MLPG for the most part seems to still like the show. I keep an eye on the weekly episode stickies every new episode and even there with all the bitching and complaining the strawpolls seem to reflect a more moderate overall opinion than the thread's contents do. A lot of the time I've found reasonable people and opinions when I ask for specific things people like or hate. Problem is that it's drowned out by a whole lot of "it's shit" and similar posts. Anons that dislike the show currently or are riding any number of memes around disliking it are just really loud.
At least it's not the comics. Bad as those may be on average, it seems like there's no hope for them anymore. There's hardly any praise for any of them that can be seen over the criticism, which to be fair seems to be mostly deserved. Makes me afraid that even if good stuff were to start to come out it'll still be a problem since it'll probably have the small stuff blown out of proportion.
>>25464300You don't exist.
>>25463875
I already graduated, but I picked a dumb school/major so I'm now a NEET
drippy pones
Colt has arrived.
>>25464339
Anon, that is a mare.
>>25464336Aren't you afraid of losing your phone with all those pony images there?
>>25464344
Why would i be?
>>25464339
I'm not sure that's a colt. I might need to physically inspect it.
>oc:air raid
...hmm, alright, it checks out but he's using special camera angles to make his jaw look less square.
>>25464087
If the ponies had let is escalate Celestia and Luna might just have banished the Yak's empire to some shadow realm.
>>25464091
>wingsanon does not only skim over the thread to check for pictures of alicorn twilight, he also checks the textposts
what the fuck man
AS I TAKE
MORE COCK
HORSE COCK
WRAP MY DICK INSIDE A SOCK
>>25464290
Pact the filly
>>25464344
Oh no, if anyone ever sees the download folder on my phone they'll find out I love cute ponies and ginormous tits!
>>25464422
>not cute ponies WITH ginormous tits
>>25464433
That too, but I don't have any pictures of the Adorable But Forbidden One on my phone because I can't post them here.
/trash/ sure is nice though
>>25464422
That's disgusting.
I would literally tell her to walk off a bridge.
>>25464462
Rude
I need it
>>25463875
Because I don't go to school
>>25464478
that's incredibly adorable
>>25464478
Me too
Who is your favouriteS4horse, MLPG?
>>25464478
I want it
Why is Celestia SO FUCKING HUGE
>>25464508
those princesses need to get some sleep
>>25464508
She's a big mare
>>25464516
Sleep is for the plebs
>>25464508
because she's the best.
>>25464520
Pa McColt meets Celestia when
>>25464478
Actually, Anon. I need it.
>>25464519
maybe, but even princesses need their beauty sleep
>>25464537
well if it's to get beauty then they need several centuries of it
>>25464537
I mean, Celestia managed to rule both day and night for a century
Or maybe she's just a big fat phony
>>>/v/316914383
>>25464541
you know it's not okay to tell lies on the internet like that
what would your pony waifu think
>>25464543
maybe she slept between moving the sun and moon around?
>>25464547
she'd think "wow, it's true, the princesses ARE really ugly"
>>25464549
How can one person be so wrong?
>>25464549
>he's still lying
>>25464554
>>25464555
As expected of uggo lovers.
>>25464544
You know, there's a lot more level people in there than I expected. Sure there's still the usual "Fucking bronies get out. REEEEE," but there's a whole lot of posts of people who just don't care too.
>"Mom, Twilight finished all the donuts."
>>25464560
anon you'll eventually have to stop lying about this stuff
might as well stop right now and save us all the trouble of dealing with your blatant lies
>>25464563
Guess what, most people never cared in the first place
>>25464554
>that gif
>Everyone thinks Hasbro recolored Button Mash so JanAnimations could keep doing animations.
>They ignore the fact that Hasbro told him that is he so much as farted like a horse they would sue him into the 3rd century.
>>25464605
Who the fuck thinks that?
>>25464607
All of his retarded fans.
He got told to fuck off a while ago and his fanbase doesn't want to hear it.
>>25464573
Are those fishnet stockings or carbon fiber armor legs?
>>25464635
both are equally unf
so it doesn't really matter imo
>>25464635
Liquid plastic.
Celestia said it would look sexy.
It took three days to get it out of her fur.
>>25464673
Wouldn't that be kind of extremely toxic?
>>25464289
>horse
>posts human
Pony's legs can't support her weight, but she's happy that she could satisfy your fetish.
>a fucking emoji is Oxford's Word of the Year
>>25464683
Celestia is kind of a dick.
>>25461902
who drew that hideous op image
>>25464689
>it's not even a good emoji
>>25464689
we are in the age of memes
embrace the memes
>>25464699
It's based off the popular Anime Outlaw Star.
>>25464699
http://ponidoodles.tumblr.com/post/133366677879
>>25464733
what a smart japanese horse
>>25464750
>that scrunchy on the end of her tail
What the fuck is the point
>>25464757
It matches the one on her mane, idiot.
>>25464757
so her tail's ends don't go all over the place
also it matches the one on her actual ponytail
applejack does it all the time
>>25464713
Fillies would love memes.
>>25464760
Wow, rude
>>25464757
yeah, like applejack
>>25464767
>only one candy
do you even BON BON?
>>25462984
>Favorite episode
Hearthbreakers
>Favorite new character
Moon Dancer
>Worst Episode
Slice of Life
>Worst New Character
Starlight Glimmer probably, she was pretty forgettable
>>25464790
>>Starlight Glimmer probably, she was pretty forgettable
>>25464800
I don't dislike her by any means, it's just that there haven't been any particularly bad new characters this season. I definitely have high hopes for her return in the finale.
>>25464800
She was in two fucking episodes and was a pretty shit villain.
>>25464809
She's the second best villain though
>>25464813
I want to bang Fluttershy on that bridge
>porn artists reblogging political shit
This is why I only follow porn reblog blogs.Besides, a muslim telling us that we should accept and embrace muslims because ISIL? That's not fishy at all.A "good wolf" is still more likely to kill your livestock than a dead wolf.
>>25464729
I like that guy's art, but what bothers me that he draws the haunches differently depending on if they are in the front or back
>>25464689
What is it?
>>25464835
would you be diamond tiara's friend
>>25464817
>Second best villain.
Yeah, no.
Discord, Chrysalis, Cadence, Diamond Tiara, Fluttershy, Starlight.
>>25464832
>>>/iraq/
>>25464843
Only if she swallowed.
>>25464843
with filly benefits?
>>25464843
Yes.
>>25464843
never
>>25464843
I want Filthy Rich to make me her new mother.
Press X to Pony
>>25464843
After her redemption maybe, but not before that
What about Silver Spoon?
>>25464881
Maybe.
>>25464874
>you will never cuddle a cute insecure tsundere filly
>you will never tell her that you forgive her past sins
>she will never open herself to you to talk about her feelings to you
>>25464881
She's just a 2nd rate DT, I wouldn't be bothered if she never shows up again.
>>25464893
I thought she showed some great personality in her recent episode where she told DT off, she's better than a 2nd rate DT now
>>25464838
http://blog.oxforddictionaries.com/2015/11/word-of-the-year-2015-emoji/
>>25464929
I want to rear those rearing fillies
>>25464929
>twitter/instagram cancer
of course
>>25464938
Those fillies already have parents.
>>25464943
you don't know that
Filly became addicted to being pet.
>>25464951
You really need to be careful not to overpet the pony
I love this horse
>>25464970
Do you love her enough to never touch her bolder?
I love kissing pone.
>>25464978
Do NOT touch her bolder
>>25464999
go on anon
I won't say anything
>>25465050
Don't pressure me, anon
DED
>>25465091
That's what happens when you touch her bolder.
>why aren't you moving anymore?
>>25465104
I'm sleeping.
HERE'S DERPY
eternal neigh
>>25465142
Does anyone have the screenshot of that episode thread?
>>25465154
Thanks
>>25465142
>>25465154
This pretty much tops it for most universally positive show related shitstorms, right?
Anything you guys can think of that the show could do that would top that?
>>25465154
>TERSE
>>25465142
>Typing in the chat instead of just watching the fucking episode
>>25465181
>not being able to do both
>>25465181
Episodes can be rewatched later. You can only shitstorm in chat once. Assuming you can't multitask of course.
>>25465154
>January 2012
Has it really been that long?
Holy shit
Should I get a Limestone or a Marker horse plushie?
>>25465172Marker pony becoming canon.
>>25465218
yes
I wish to make a cartoon stallion ejaculate.
>>25465218
Are there even Marker Pony plushies out there? If not, than I'd say one of those. Really your choice though. Would you like one more than the other?
>>25465247
I don't think there are
I think I'd like the Marker one more, if only because of its novelty
>>25464422Bigger.
>>25465154
>Leth
>Ugh why
Love is dead.
>>25465154
>HER ASS IS IRON
I know it was rumored for November 3rd, 2017, but in case you guys were wondering about that movie date it looks like Hasbro confirmed it.
>>25465199
>I'll have been on the ride for 5 years this coming September
I know It's not as long as since S1, but that's still a weird feel for me.
http://webm.host/a0dae/vid.webm
>changing cutie marks
Limestone Pie is a fucking changeling
>>25465315
An episode about a friendly changeling cut off from the hive, trying to blend in with ponies, and being found out by one or more of the main 6 sounds like it would be a cool concept.
Hottest to nottest
Mother/son
Father/son
Mother/daughter
Brother/brother
Sister/sister
Brother/sister
Father/daughter
>>25465172
Crusaders of the Lost Mark
Slice of Life
Pinkie Pride
Twilight's Kingdom 2
>>25465373
Mother/anything and Father/anything is complete shit
The rest is alright I guess
Was there any Glimmer sneaking around the background this past ep?
>>25465389
I'd think she would've been found by now if she were in there since people are likely keeping an eye out for her now.
>>25465383
What about mother/mother/mother?
>>25465399
WHOA BABY
Milf on milf action
das it mane
>>25464827
>tfw my state denies freedom haters
feels good man
>>25464713
i get high on memes
DANK memes
you're not a bad dragon
you just need a bad dragon
Filly ate your keys.
Why aren't you using the superior operating system? Twist uses it, so it must be good, right?
http://www.ponyos.org/
>>25465521
Why did filly do it?
>>25465547
Still better than Windows.
>>25465470
>tfw my state is open to the floods of fuckers.
Doesn't feel good at all.
Anyone else notice this easter egg in WBD?
>>25465632
>green
>and purple
>>25465635
no not that. Check the filename for a hint
>>25465654
>literally
>literal
>expressed by letters
>books have letters
>green book
>purple book
I'm going over to the Greasy Slut, anybody want me to pick up anything?
>>25465654
It's "literary", not "literally" you fucking mongoloid.
>>25465666
I'll take a double bacon slutburger, a large filly fries and a stack shake.
Make that a triple bacon slutburger with extra zebra sauce.
>>25465659
Not what. Who.
>>25465661
Check again, you're close
>>25465688
What the fuck are you talking about you idiot
>>25465666
Pick me up one of these.
Make sure they make me a fresh one, too.
>>25465688
Uh... book fort?
>>25465695
just one?
>>25465666
Medium salad with the dressing on the side.
>>25465666
Get me one of these, extra cheese, please, Satan.
>>25465695
good lord that puffy vulva
>>25465695
Can I fuck her in the restaurant?
>>25465700
I'm not super hungry, I recently ate.
Gentlemen.It's a nuclear device.
>>25465694
>>25465697
Owolicious' ghost on the right side
>>25465724TIME IS RUNNING OUT
Stallion is presenting his butt towards you
>>25465728
Who?
>>25465736
Boop the butt
>>25465736
Are those three apple-shaped bongos?
>>25465717
Is it your birthday?
>>25465742
Twilight's owl from season 1-4
>>25465769
Who?
>>25465769
Who?
>>25465769
Who?
Christ its like a shitpost mobius strip
>>25465769
Who?
>>25465781
>>25465786
>>25465791
>>25465798
This guy
>>25465803
Twilight isn't a guy.
>>25465154
I always like seeing my little derpy screenshot in this one
>>25465803
Who?
>>25465808
>>25465814
The guy on her back
>>25465808
He might be
>>25465830
Who?
>tfw next episode is AKR's last pony episode ever
>>25465836
he looks kind of uncomfortable as a guy
hard to blame him, it must be rough having a nice sleek crotch and then going to having a bulky dong in the way
>>25465836
What is it like fucking a pony nerd's butt?
>>25465837
The owl
>>25465855
mathematical
>>25465850
It must have been really awkward when he was being colt sat by a stallion who can basically spread love magic.
>>25465857
Who?
>>25465857
Who?
>>25465857
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PdLIerfXuZ4
These guys?
>>25465869
it's a good thing Cadence wasn't a guy
he may have interpreted his love spreading cutie mark very differently
>>25465895
It's not rape if the other pony loves it.
>>25465895
holy shit that would be straight up rape if cadance was a guy
>>25465873
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>>25465882
I hope Marble doesn't plan on staying on that farm all her life.
>>25465922
You know how you can't be exactly hypnotized, only convinced into doing something? I think Cadance's magic works like that
>tfw no twily to mindrape you for all eternity
>>25465939
Who's this bunny OC?
>>25465939
I want to rub that fluffy chest.
>>25465954
IT'S MY STYYLLLLEEEEE
>>25465940
Male Cadence is The prince of Pudding Pops.
>>25465922
All males rape.
filly wants to get her tongue pierced
>>25465940
That's still fucking scary.
I understand how Diamond Tiara can convince others to do her bidding as a talent, but Cadence doesn't even have to suggest it, she just casts a magic do what I want spell.
>>25465981
Good thing she's on our side!
Please
Guydance is a very lovable pony who would never rape, coerce or otherwise sexually exploit another pony
>>25465967
It's true. Sex is rape by definition
>>25465978
look at Dash's giggly blue crotch
>>25466012
I starerape.
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>>25466047
Just a balloon's ride away!
NEW HORSE WHERE?
I love Princess Twilight Sparkle.