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Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
As peaceful as Princess Celestia has liked to keep Equestria, ponies are no strangers to fighting and squabbling. That's why they were forced to seek out the land in the first place! And with militia, guards, martial arts and pie baking, there's formal training for defense from threats (even if the ones the girls get caught up in are generally overwhelming forces of an often magical nature that aren't so easy to fight traditionally). It's best to be prepared, it seems. The Windigos haven't followed through yet, so even some family feuding isn't enough to tip the balance.
Potential allies should never be ignored, though, however small and unassuming they may be.The wild animal network is surprisingly well-informed, with a long memory.
>>25453857
Previous thread.
sex
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Bon Bon had lofty dreams when she was young.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=08kiduytGrY
Take the filly swimming.
>>25456713
cutest filly
I'd take her swimming any day of the week
>>25456713
At least filly can swim because I can't.
>>25456713
How does filly swim?
>>25456725
I want to put her on my shoulders and take her to Sugarcube Corner.
>>25456735
with her legs
Pony has hands.
>>25456674
12th for another twilicorn filler
>>25456713
I have a skin condition that makes me itch when I get exposed to water, but I'll take you swimming anyways.
>>25456740
modding a bicicle so she can sit in a tiny cart next to you while you ride all over ponyville
she's so cute
>>25456742
glad to know that Dash being stunningly pretty is a constant in any version of the show
that hairstyle is so pretty
>>25454920
Is Pinkie allowed to wear buttons?
>>25456741
I want to swim between filly's legs
WULULULULULULULULULULULU
Filly wants a sugar cube.
>>25456769
Maybe.
sax with ponies
>>25456790
Only a sugar cube?My filly wants an X-wing with movable wings.
>"I got you, Sunbutt, you're out."
>'NU UH, ANON, I HAD MY FORCE FIELD UP AND I WAS TOUCHING BASE.'
>>25456826
>trying to LARP with Celestia
Twilight keep making this face at me.
What does it mean?
>>25456816
das cute mang
>>25456856
Something something anal toys
>>25456856
She knows what you did last summer.
>Anon, as Arch-Magister of Moon and Star, I can no longer keep you in my castle.
>Apes like you will mine the gems underneath Canterlot.
>Do you understand?
>>25456856
>meanwhile, on an alternate dimension
would you
>>25456885
That dog that looks like Spike is even smugger
>>25456902
I'd need a lot of whipped cream on that first
>>25456912
Or just share it around with friends.
These aren't the kind of pies you're supposed to eat by yourself (none of them are, but you get the idea).
>>25456885
Took out the trash
Which one do you take for a ride, /co/?
>Pinkie Pie is SPARING you.
>>25456980
There will be Chariots to carry us home
>>25456985
Strike
>Come on, Anon!
>Drink my milk!
"What?"
"What the hell are you talking about, Twilight?"
>Twilight Sparkle moves towards Anon, and gives him a sly look.
>Anon, you're a human, and humans age must faster than ponies.
>If you drink my milk, you'll age more slowly!
>You can spend more time with us
>Twilight moves closer, until she presses her head against you, looking straight up into your eyes.
>You blush at this purple horse's soft touch, and gentle stares.
>You scratch the back of your head.
"Uh, are you sure?"
"I've never heard of this before."
>Don't worry, Anon! I've read 3 books about this!
>>25456980
ur mom
>>25456999
Ok then.
>>25456999
Well... neat.
Could one consider Angel as a bad guy/anti-hero?
>>25456999
I'd rather drink your sister in law's milk. Can you get her strawberry flavored ass down here?
why do ponies love burgs so much
>Twilight's Milk
>>25457038
>Cadance is touring the Crystal Empire
>Don't you want my milk instead?
>>25457040
This is one of my favorite plush images. Probably because Twilight is at a restaurant with a nice view.
>>25457053
Fine.
>>25457038
>strawberry flavored ass
muh dick
>>25457040
cartoons in general seem to be quite obsessed with burgers
i think because they are a well-known, visually recognizable, and easy-to-draw food
>>25457038
Luna's GLORIOUS ASS is cheese-flavored.
You know, because of the moon.
>>25457060
you know that doll got cum on later that night
>>25457063
i'm pretty sure rainbow has dashburgers syndrome
>>25457136
I'd like to see a Marejuice version of this
>>25457062
I know what I'm having for dessert, after my peetzer, that is.
how do we fix luna
http://i.imgur.com/FVCfcSB.png
12" anthro stallions
>>25457171
Are you going to drink her milk or eat her asshole?
>>25457136
>buttwhich
>my little shiny friendshic is male
every fucking time
>>25457163
>Celestia has siphoned enough of Luna's power, to regress her to a confident woman in her late teens.
>Meanwhile, Celestia looks like a beautiful woman in her early 30s
>>25457172
By not posting shitty humanizations?
>>25457172
putting the knife the neck
>>25457186
The slow blade penetrates the shield.
>>25457176_________________Both._____
>>25457163
fuck
10/10 would let dominate me with her boots, stepping on my face and genitals until i explode
Why is Sweetie Belle so emotionally manipulative to Rarity?
She doesn't deserve a sister as nice as Rarity.
pranking pons
barrel roll the filly
>>25457223
she's just a heartbreaker, that horny little minx
>>25456686
>tfw seeing how short the list of episodes left is
>>25457254
just like me
>>25457254
Sweetie Belle has Rarity in her hooves now. If Rarity misbehaves, she can pull that "you're not my sister" shtick, and Rarity has to put out.
ROUSEY GOT H A M M E R E D
would you an anon filly, sexually?
knowing that she used to be a fat virgin neckbeard?
>>25457236
I would
>>25457293
how good is she at fillylatio?
The next poster gets turned into a Zebra, courtesy of me.
You're welcome.
>>25457309
I will undead the thread now
>>25457293
No man, she's a child.
Also a fat, virgin neckbeard on the inside.
I would totally hang out with Anon filly though
>>25457248
and that's how chocolate rain is made
>>25457322
she's not really though
>>25457319
Congratulations
>>25457335
what the fuck is going on this pic?
>>25457333
she totally is
>>25457248
i pranked someone once and they were just mad and i felt bad
it wasnt fun at all
>>25457335
hyooo mo gway feuaw fie zhe zhou
>>25457338
It's fallout equestria, just waste your synapses thinking about it.
I just needed a zebra picIt's slavery
>>25457298
judging by the obsession with sucking dicks on this board, extremely
>>25457349
I think it's time for me to go to sleep.
>>25457340
there is absolutely nothing wrong with fucking a being who is chronologically of age with an adult mind and a child body
star trek taught me this
>There's an extended version that includes a verse by Diamond Tiara (my favourite verse in the song!) but it had to be cut for show length. Hopefully it will find it's way onto a soundtrack one day!
So, any takers as to what she sings about there?
It's We'll Make Our Mark bit of trivia.
>>25457340
I'm onto your tricks
>>25457216
Remove the boots and we have a deal.
>>25457367
Is that John DeLancie and Michelle Creber?
>>25457389
Does that guy have any website where he uploads his stuff?
>>25457389
im not usually a fan of the faggot meme but it is well used here
>>25457406
no, it's that creepy pedo brony and michelle creber
what was his name again?
>>25457388
She compares something else to a diamond and it's 2deep4me
>>25457388
Hard to say, but probably something sappy considering how impressed she was by the effort the CMC put into getting their cutie marks
>>25457406
>That
>De Lancie
Seriously, anon.Watch Star Trek, it's worth it.
>>25457395
you would think the boots would make her feet sweat and stink
>>25457409
dunno, derpibooru just cites the source as 4chan
>>25457423
Black "stick your willy in every filly" gryph0n?
eat the filly
>>25457432
Oh no you don't
You didn't need a transformation Anon, the pony was inside you all along.
>>25457438
http://compoundlift.tumblr.com/
Found it
>>25457420
I like the way that guys ponies, but also he makes them very cat-like
>>25457430
who would win?
>>25457442
dat nigga is living the dream
>>25457452
nice
http://40.media.tumblr.com/26fe2d06afec45dc1f6b5ae250174faf/tumblr_nxs7rtYrjA1rad3iqo1_1280.jpg
>>25457471
what the fuck
>"...T-the horror.."
>'....'
>"Really, Anon? You don't know Apocalypse now?"
>>25457471
this seems inappropriate
>>25457449
IT'S TIME TO PONY UP
>>25457449
>there's a pony inside of me
time to get the scissors
>>25457474
Well, atleast it doesn't have a dick.
>>25457490
you are now imagining him plowing deep into claire's tight teen pussy while michelle licks his balls, or him lying on his back while michelle rides his dick and claire grinds on his face
>>25457449
GET IT OUT
>>25457474
Need more thickness.
>>25457493
>not Heart of Darkness
Get out of my fucking face, plebhorse
>>25457474
it's ok
>>25457511
I'm actually not.
That's also pretty creepy
>>25457511
>now
https://derpiboo.ru/963203
>>25457533
>oh no, someone posted a link that wasn't completely awful! better post more of my shit to make up for it
>>25457471
I bet they got that fresh young vagina smell.
>that thigh touch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKZtKnCdD5Y&t=9m40s
filly needs help using her new iPone
Has anyone drawn Discord as a protoss yet?
>>25457570
>no more silly windows filenames
things you will do to a stallion butt
>>25457570
Set it to vibrate every 5 minutes, jam it in her.
>>25457610touch
Did someone say stallion butt?
How do I escape Pinkie Pie?
>>25457570
this filly must be really dumb
>>25457653
No, you misheard.
filly wants to know what an ona-hole is
>>25457660
You can't.
>>25457686
don't lie to me, anonymous
>>25457471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqtKFCv_exM&t=2m0s
dude deffo got a boner or else he's megagay
>>25457725
We were talking about Stallion Fudge.
>>25457695
my nickname for her
>>25457778
Fuck off
>>25456868
>Twilight gets a bunch of mouldings made of her princess futa cock.
>Twilight dildos start selling in adult shops. Sell out immediately.
>They're huge, oversized things though. Percentage of ponys in Equestria with stretched out assholes increase dramatically.
>>25457778
>That nose
Oy vey
>>25457778
Blackgryph0n you don't have to justify your pedophilia by trying to get us to agree with you, you'll always be a sick child molester and nothing will change that.
Admit it, >pic related makes you hard doesn't it
>>25457778
>no one is looking
I wouldn't mind an audience, bruh.
Funny how Twilight wasn't really even dealing with the ponies, she just saw them as a textbook problem to solve. Nice that this season they brought back reference to her antisocial flaws, but she seems more detached now as princess than she was in the earlier seasons. And it doesn't fit with season 4 where she was pretty much perfect.
>>25457731
lower left corner
she has a collection of apple bloom toys
that's adorable
Big Mac just hit puberty! He's cock voring all the fillies at the schoolyard that fell in love with him! Also a few colts.
>>25457731
This all seems incredibly stupid.
Maybe I'm just getting old.
Two fillies.
At once.
>>25457459
>Who would win?
implying they wouldn't join up, effectively making everyone else lose.
So did anyoneupload that bad dragon album anywhere yet?
>>25457925
>Creber's ballerina legs
>Claire's developing young body
>>25457959
Can you go be a creep somewhere else?
Human fillies are not for fucking, that is what the pony fillies are for. Please direct all sexual comments to the pony fillies in the future. Thank you.
Anon trudges out of the surf and onto the beach, backlit by the burning changeling fortress across the bay. He sags onto his knees, his pistol, empty, dropping into the sand as he collapses. The rescued pony drops from his shoulders and flops onto the beach, motionless save for a soft, erratic cough of changeling cocoon fluid burbling up out of her lungs. Anon lies in the sand, smiling, as everything fades to black.
>>25457959
I'm 99% sure he's taking extra long to change in her bedroom hoping that she'll walk in on him.
>>25457927
Aria > Sonata.
>>25457986
Exactly, fucking disgusting human lovers.
>>25457812
i bet it feels so food to be a little filly in a pretty dress
>>25457995
unacceptable!
>>25457855
is that the guy who is in relationship with sibsy and over the years he got ripped while sibsy became morbidly obese
>>25456674
I thought that orange one was a dude until like, 15 minutes into the episode when they kept calling her "Ma".
>>25458024
No, that's Mando
Dear mlpg,
today I discovered that john k peta makes for great reaction images
>>25458024
No, that's mando.
>>25457960
>Claire's developing young body
isnt she like 19 now
>>25458025
Don't blame grandma for being more manly than you are
>>25457927
Well, what does happen now?
>>25458024
No, that's Mando
>>25458031
That's Scootaloo, not Sweetie Belle.
She's just 16, I think.
>>25457925
>makeup make up makeup
goddamnit that's such a turnoff holy shit
>>25458029
Not as great as Karei's sneezing ladies.
>>25458015
How about both, plus one more?
>>25457995
Adagio > Sonata > Aria
>>25458057
I have no idea who that is, care to help?
>>25458070
>>25458072
I am fairly sure you know their stuff, probably just not their name.
>>25458093
No, anon. I am not rumbleanon. I am just a guy that jerks it to nezumi and peta.
Enlighten me.
>>25457844
The point was that she'd spent so much time in the castle waiting for this to happen that she naturally overplanned
>>25458070
I don't like big hair
>>25458103http://pururin.com/browse/5956/10/karei.html
Gross, it's getting all humany an shit in here.
>>25458105
Not to mention the situation was tipped in that direction from the getgo. The map never even explicitly states what they have to do when they get there and for all we know it calculates which ponies to send where as if it were a textbook problem
>>25458070
lmao tbhfam
Are you a pony yet? Can I come over?
>>25458125
>error, connection timed out
okay. This guy doesn't use exhentai or soemthing?
>>25458034
She has a man's voice.
>>25458160
That's just one more she's got over you
>>25458140
But, you're a human too!
Good news, Anon! You get to go to Equestriaas Darcy's mom
>>25458190
>ICS
It's weird but I share all of his fetishes, but still dislike his art.
I guess I don't like seeing Ben or Ash turned into sluts.
>>25458190
>as Darcy's mom
Bummer.
Too many bonbons
>>25458061
>busty adagio
she's flat as a board and i love it
>>25458215
G1 BonBon
>>25458215
>"CHAGGA SOLO, CHUN WOOKIE!"
>'W-what, Bonnie?'
>"I SAID BRING ME CAPTAIN SOLO AND THE WOOKIE!"
>>25458190
trash
Orange Slut horse
PURPLE
>>25458266
Purple is the worst.
>>25458266
PANK
The horse color of the day is
LAVENDER
post lavender horses
>>25458266
Purple is now appol
>>25458275
YOU'RE THE FUCKING WORST, ANON.
>>25458266
purple~
>>25458282
No
This is pancake
>>25458286
purple gets all the bitches
Transform the purple one into a more suitable form.
>>25458266
That purple lost her wings!
>>25458278
>tfw no lavender horse
>>25458304
purple used: pallet swap!
>>25458302
She should return that bitch to Celestia's trash pile
>>25458315
Now we need to change her mind, to make her think she's always been like that.
>>25458266
Who need it. I got it.
>>25458315
That pony could turn so quickly from ugly to cute if only she brushed her mane.
>>25458307
I don't know anon it looks like you got one there
>>25458325
YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF!
>>25458190
w-what comic is this
>>25458307
>>25458307
I WANT THAT LAVENDER HORSE
>>25458342
Is she related to Flim-Flam?
>>25458342
>third panel
Does she have arm extensions just for that?
>>25458286
censor the wings!
>>25458346
I thought you preferred her sister
>>25458315
Add item: Diaper (1)
Child's Hairstyle(1)
Moth-Eaten Sweater (1)
Nerd Glasses (1) +0 int
Add trait: Uselessness
Victim Complex
Bad Hygiene
>>25458344
Don't torture yourself.
>>25458342
sunbun is so cute when she's angry
>>25458302
they'd make a cute couple
>>25458346
You are probably going to need to fight some people for that lavender
Back to your dead general, dykelight shippers.
>>25458368
>cute
She's almost as much of a terrorist as Dash
https://derpiboo.ru/1024229
God tier unf.
>>25458370
lesbeans are best beans
I won't lie though, Ma Hooffield is THICC
Please do not style the ponies' hair for them.
>>25458387
I dont see how that doesnt make her cute
>>25458395
why is girl-girl love so beautiful
>>25458370
I bet they'd stay up all night andtalk about friendship
>>25458356
I prefer both lavender pegasi
>>25458418
You're finally back from fo4.
You think she misses the pony-cocks?
>>25458276
BUBBLEGUM WORST PRINCESS
>>25458379
And the final boss:Rumble
>>25458414
They are cute girls doing cute things it doesn't matter what they're doing as long as it's cute.
>>25458418
you mean ALL THREE
how can you forget the original and the best
>>25458418
Well this one's mine
>>25458425
Pony cocks still exist for her, they're just more of a tighter fit.
They're not a couple, they just know how to work together when they see something they want.
>>25458414
Because you can masturbate to them
Even when they're non-canon dougworld characters
>>25458446
My only regret is having but one dick to give to their cuntry
>>25458423
A little.
>>25458427
>beating up a little colt
the worst
>>25458433
can we include twily now that she has wings?
Filly is ready for school
>>25458459
those pantsu are lewd
take them off
>>25458459
Not with those tiny arms she isn't.
Official Cuteness Tier List:
1. Unicorn
2. Alicorn
3. Earth
4. the rest
>>25458442
>Sunset spends years working hard on expanding her holes.
>Travels thru the mirror.
>Her new EqG body has virgin, untouched orifices.
>Even a toothbrush handle is too much for her butthole to deal with.
Aww rattledicks.
Im having a farting parade
>>25458469
How can you be so wrong
>>25458475
She gets to experience the rush and satisfaction of progression all over again
>>25458469
Oh no anon, it seems like you've come down with a case of the shitpinions
and it's terminal
>>25458484
Anon that is, like, super gross and stuff.
Reminder not to give your love to ponies that don't appreciate it.
>>25458456
>not beating up a little colt
He'll headbutt you in the dick and make out with Flitter later.
You wouldn't let a colt get away with that, would you?
I have a magic pone
It sings to me
It shows me all the things
That i want to see
I have a magic pone
It helps me through
It helps me more than you
Ever ever do
It's magic
It's wicked
It's color, oh so vivid
It's super
It's so cool
It makes me look like a fool
>>25458490
i want to be there helping her gradually stretch her holes
>>25458508
THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN
>>25458513
Twilight stop fucking with that Anon.
HOOOOO-OOOO-OOOORSE COOOOOCK
HOOOOOO-OOOOO-OOOORSE COOOCK
>>25458469
Let me fix that list
1.Unicorn
2.Crystal
3.Pegasi
4.Zebra. Not zebras.
5.Earth
That's right, one zebra is cuter than all the Earth ponies combined.
>>25458517
>>25458508
that is a very small Rumbly horse
Honestly I hope they do more with Rumble, he is an oddball. Hes the only colt that uses the filly puppet, one of the very few that has ever been addressed by name, has a unique mane style and is the only confirmed kid brother in the show
I am surprised he shows up so rarely
>>25458518
YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS LITTLE COLT IS CAPABLE OFespecially when Flitter is involved
Princess
Responsibility
Denial
>yfw she becomes the next princess
>>25458575
Blah
Blah
Blah
>>25458579
I want to play with those ears.
>>25458585Best fetish
is it 2012 still
why are people still shipping rumble and flitter
Pony wants your phone number.
For her... phone number collection.
Filly is going to finish the fight.
>>25458611
It's cute.
>>25458575
I noticed that Twilight's been referring to herself as the "Princess of friendship" in the last couple of episodes.
I wonder how long until she finally starts wearing her fucking princess tiara and princess regalia, like the other princesses?
>>25458611
its always her or scootaloo for some strange reason
probably because he was the only known pegasus colt for awhile
>>25458636
More importantly, when is she reaching princess-tier wingspan?
>>25458611
Rumble is a little faggot. He's like that friend you had as a kid that got all the girls and acted genuinely surprised about it.
>>25458611
why not?
>>25458656
sensing a little envy there, anon
>>25458666
Rumble is the biggest slut.
>>25458656
kek
I wish I had a friend like that. It would be genuinely amusing to see him spaghetti all over himself.
>>25458654
HER BIG
I feel sorry for this little guy
Like he's just standing here being all cute and innocent and you people have to write stories about Flitter and Cloudchaser sexually abusing him and making him wear panties and laughing at the small spurts of cum his tiny penis shoots out.
Have you no hearts?
>>25458675
He's just mad that Rumble refuses to teach him the way of getting fillies.
http://bad-dragon.com/fbd/sounds/compiled_old/no-cock-like-horse-cock.mp3
>>25458735
rumble what's that exhentai link of that humanized wolf raping the sheep
c'mon boy I know you have it!
>>25458735
He shouldn't dress so provocatively then.
>>25458735
>laughing at the small spurts of cum his tiny penis shoots out
oh my god unf unf unfffffff
and the look on his face as they coax it out of him
>>25458735
He was asking for it
Wind Rider wasn’t wrong when he said you have to play dirty. A lot of the best athletes ever bent the rules.
This is awful.
>G1 MLP
>Full of adventures
>The ponies are constantly going on adventures
>Meeting weird and new creatures, like creatures who manage the forest, genies, hobos, witches, and Smooze.
>G4 MLP
>Any pretense of adventure or grandeur has been thrown out the window
>Barely any new creatures are encountered
>The main cast is almost as devoid of interaction as the G1 ponies, and there seems to be a conscious effort to avoid building their relationships
What went wrong?
>>25458792
>what went wrong
your appraisal of both shows
>>25458750http://exhentai.org/g/842816/8e8a6cba84/
>>25458824
I was kidding, rumbleanon
I already have that bookmarked
Little ponies.
Running after you.
added Fluttershy
Also whats new today?
http://i.imgur.com/eWwU84n.png
>>25458830OhSorry
Hopeless and lost
I feel hopeless and lost here without you
Hopeless and lost
I feel hopeless and lost
I'm without you
>>25458839
...rumbleanonare you secretely EA
>>25458834
run little ponies
run
>>25458819
Hey, I'm not going to lie, G1 MLP had garbage too.
But as far as adventure and wonder go, G1 blows G4 out of the water.
>>25458844
I have them both in my contacts.
Rumbleanon is cuter.
>>25458844
Nah.He's really cool tho
I want to be held by sentient ribbon friends
>>25458844
RumbleAnonis a girl
>>25458876
I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THESE LIES
>>25458856
>>25458876
I wish.
>>25458876
Wrong, rumbleanon is a cute colt
>>25458851
but thats wrong
G1 didn't even have a defined setting, you will never see a map of it for instance
G4 is the only pony series that actually features a fleshed out pony nation, with multiple cities, military ponies, airships, even distinct pony cultures.
g1 isn't even comparable
>>25458750
Someone buy and upload the god damn album
I've listened to this song too much already
If I touch ponies will they touch me?
>>25458775
Fairly true
>>25458750
I can't wait til someone mods in the songs into Fallout 4
>>25458579
What a happy filly
>>25458931
Congrats, you posted a pic of unutilized, wasted potential.
I don't know why you need a map, when it's just different types of ponies.
>Western ponies
>New York ponies
>Canada ponies
Not impressive. Setting does not equal adventure.
>>25458975
>Fucking ponies
>>25458975
Episodes that carry characters out of their norm into those settings does, however.
I am sorry you did not enjoy those particular pony adventures.
Sadly, not liking something does not render it non existent
Also try
>crystal city in the frozen north trapped in time for 1000 years
>flying greco-roman cloud city that manufactures weather
>crazy aztec monster and his mysterious evil pyramid and stallion cult
>that time they were comic book heros
>rampaging monsters in a dreamscape
>griffon slavs vs giant goat monster and the lost idol
helllllloooooo my little ponies
few days till Starlight's MADE IN EQUESTRIA
>>25459048
Those are good, but they're only a small part of the show's episodes.
>>25459056
hello Ms. Cheerilee
>>25459102
Did you remember to turn in your reports on who your favorite princess is?
>>25459056
Hi Ms. Cheerilee, when are you going to make another appearance with more than two lines of dialogue?
>>25459066
That's because they were examples, not a series synopsis anonymous
I have no intention going through G4 line by line to highlight every element for you
just enough to demonstrate that your original claim of no adventure or wonder in G4 was completely false was sufficient
>>25459116
When you stop asking you little shi-
I mean, soon I hope!
>>25459113
yes ma'am
>"A-anon, bruh, we gotta go, dude, I think I just called one of the princesses Jerry Garcia."
>>25459174
fuck you Ms. Cheerilee
>>25459056
Good morning Miss Cheerilee!
>>25459174
>the mudpony has a bad taste in princesses
WELL I NEVER
>>25459192
>>25459185
well, okay
>>25459126
w-where's Twilight's horn?
>"Okay Anon."
>"I got in your stupid fucking Dirty Horse Box."
>"Now what are you going to d..."
>>25459226
check spike's face for your answer
>>25459228
ha, I'll set up the "also dumb horse box" when we're done with this
>>25458586
That's not Skyla or Starlight
>>25458792
They got formulaic, toyetic, and "safe" in order to protect the brand
>>25459255
Nyx*
I am extremely tired and just want to draw pretty princesses
>>25459336
I wish I could get inside that scarf with winter Luna
>>25459336
Draw the two pretty princess sisters having a cuddle-off
to the death
>>25459350
they must enter the CUDDLE DOME
TWO PONES ENTER
ONE PONE LEAVES
>>25459368
are fillies allowed?
>>25459336
The only thing stopping you is lack of caffeine. Go drink some coffee.
>>25459383
it's not a good idea to give goats caffeine
>>25459375
They have to go in the slightly smaller filly sized cuddle dome that is located right next to the full size one
>>25459389
I wonder if a filly gets good enough in the filly dome league if they can move up to the major leagues
>>25459388
Your petty definitions of good and bad don't apply to goats.
>>25459398
Only if they get past the filly dome boss
I hear she is undefeated
>>25459350I was kinda just planning on collapsing after finishing the Luna
>>25459347
not much room in the scarf I'm afraid, but maybe the she could help you warm yourself anyways. Wings are warmer than you might think at first glance.
>>25459383
hell naw, not with as early as I have to get up now
FUCKING FILLYS, GET OFF MY LAWN.
>>25459428
Then go sleep and have a good day at work, Goat.
>>25459432
bullets don't harm fillies, everyone knows that
>>25459428
that's a really cozy luna
>"I-If I do this, you promise you'll donate the money for our new sound system?"
>>25459476
Why do you keep saying that I said I'd give it to you for free
>>25459476
Yes, now hurry up and open the damn window.
>>25459476
That collar looks like it was edited on.
>>25459529
what a ridiculous thing to imply
>>25459529
WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THING
Please do not collar the ponies.
Ponies are born free and should remain free unless they are convicted of a crime by a jury of their peers.
>>25459549
does this pony look guilty to you?
Would you eat a pony?
>>25459549
if pony wishes to wear the collar pony may do so
>>25459555
I'd eat out a pony.
>>25459555
Shhh anon, do not utter those words lest you risk summoning the vore fetishists
[No filly parking]
[Fillies will be towed at owners expense]
Princess Cha-La-La
>>25459588
how do you tow a filly
>>25459591
CHA LA
HEAD CHA LA
>>25459571I-I'm a pony
>>25459600
>>25459606
prove it, post your cutie mark
>>25459600
By their tail, duh.
>>25456674
Sorry im late, but i just watched the episode. Does this semen demon have a moniker yet?
>>25459608
I really really want to see the CMC have an episode where they spend time with one of their "off pairing".
>>25459676
That could be pretty interesting actually
>rainbow dash and sweetie belle
>>25459676
happened a while back in Apple Bloom's first episode
But yeah I wouldn't mind like a Rarity and Scoots/AB episode
>>25459689
Dash in nuzzling that filly! Someone call the police!
Good night, all. It's been a pleasure.
>>25459436you too, anon~
>>25459697
She's rather plump looking from this angle, must be all that winter fuzz
goodnight
>>25459687
>>25459689
It's be fun, but it wold be difficult to do all three in a single episode with the 22 minutes. Excluding the opening and closing you'd have like a maximum 5 minutes of screentime for each pairing. You'd really need to make it count.
>>25459649Porn When.
>>25459689
That one did not seem that off to me because Dash had so much interaction with AJ in that season
it was more like Dash and applejack lite
I want to see her try to deal with Sweetie Belle
>>25459649
I'll be honest, this is the first time a pony with clothing has turned me on this much.
>>25459716
That would actually be my exact choice, too
Cutest filly with the bestest mare
>>25459727
is it the low cut shirt?
>>25459716
That would be fun. But I have absolutely no idea what kind of plot would work for that. It would probably have to involve Scootaloo somehow just to make it seem realistic that their actually spending time together.
Like maybe Dash is gonna take all three to the Wonderbolts, but then AB and Scoot have to call in sick. Then these two ponies with nothing in common have to find a way to kill an afternoon.
>>25459763
Didn't we already have this in Season 1?
how does this make you feel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KQ9UZteq8OY
>>25459763
How about Rarity needed a sitter for Sweetie at the last minute and couldn't find anyone else. Sweetie is grumpy that she still needs a sitter now that she a cutie mark and makes Dash's life a nightmare while she's there.
I guess that's basically Baby Cakes again though
Somebody stop her reign of terror. She's unstoppable.
>>25459763
They could easily do something
There are a myriad of ways you could write a situation that sees those two stuck together.
Would depend alot on the writer what kind of approach they took with it though
>>25459745
Yes. Rarara a bad though
Your waifu/husbando is shit.
>>25459870
We are going to have to step outside
>>25459870
I'm kind of used to people having that opinion of her since MMC.
Some people still seem to go into a frenzy now over her wings and princess title even years later.
Make sure to give your ponies lots of hairspray and conditioner to make their manes as thick and big as possible.
>>25459934
Are you saying natural manes aren't beautiful?
>>25459937
Natural is beautiful, but bigger is better
>>25459887
oh boy what are we gonna do outside?
>>25459947
We're gonna make you a mare.
pony got you a shirt with this on it
and a button up sweater too
>>25459951
>I'M READY
>>25459697
was this you?
>>25459956
But Canada sucks
It's a sweet gesture but there's no way I will ever wear those.
>>25459992
But it expresses you so well!
>>25460031
I actually dislike the idea of anal
Feminize the ponies into submission
>>25459795
>>25460062
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/schedule/?view=changes&p=.htm
Alright! November 3rd, 2017!
>>25460111
You think they'll end the series with that movie?
>>25460111
Fuck, I can't into linking
>>25458730
>>25460101
>filename
is that how it works? Ponies are like some BSG level shit where each generation ends up being utterly destroyed by some folly of their own, or some other disaster, only for ponies to rise again in a different form in some other place or time?
Is that also why applejack is in every generation along with spike?
>>25460117
It'd be a waste of an opportunity to start a new pony series based on new characters, places and plots created for the movie.
The point of the show is to sell toys. The movie would have the same point, right? So at the very least they need to keep making toys.
And the movie could get more viewers of the show which would increase their toy sales further (a child is more likely to want toys from something they've been watching for a year than one movie they saw once in a theater).
Unless maybe they planned on moving the show to a bigger channel after the movie? It would be kind of weird as fuck to push a tv show that took place before a movie that got children interested into the show though, right?
>>25460168
I dunno, I've just been faking knowing about how TV shows work for years and no one's called me out on it yet
Filly wants to become a princess.
>comin to bed anon?
>Marker makes her way up to the witness stand.
>"Now then, show me on the filly where Anon touched you."
>*Boop*
>Gasps and lewd noises erupt from the stands, several mares faint.
>Anon starts to sweat beside a sleeping Gloomy.
>"The defense rests."
>>25460151
"I have to do something! I have to warn them! They have to start Project Celestia or the whole world will be thrown into chaos! Darn it, Applejack! Why were you so silly?"
>>25460183
It's not something I'm educated on either.
Although hey, November 2017 for a release date. That'll make the movie not available to buy yet by Christmas but all the toys will be and probably the later season box sets. It's a perfect opportunity to hook more kids on the pony show.
It could be confusing as fuck though.
>"Mommy, where did Twilight's wings go?"
>>25460243
LIAR! SHE WAS THE ONE WHO BOOPED ME! THIS IS ENBOOPMENT! IF ANYTHING I'M THE VICTIM IN ALL THIS!
>>25460272
yeah here's hoping, even if the show kind of trails off in quality I'll always enjoy cute ponies
and all they have to do is sell an addon wings piece for any of the old Twilight models
only $19.99
>tfw no Canterlot Wedding mane6 vs changelings playset
>>25460309
>addon wings
>MAKE YOUR FAVORITE UNICORN INTO A PRETTY PRINCESS
>GIVE YOUR FAVORITE EARTH PONY THE GIFT OF FLIGHT
>ONLY $19.99
It's perfect. We'll call it The Larson Conversion Kit.
>>25460336
>Discords deprincessifying wand
>It's an exacto knife
>Only for kids 13+
>>25460379
Not every problem can be solved with lesbian sex, Twilight.
Pony says punch the ghosts.
>>25460227
If I went to bed with Rainbow Dash I would never want to get out.
>>25460379
Suddenly Celestia is no longer my favourite princess.
>>25460379
no sense of right or wrong
>>25460151
she's a Ponylord?
>>25460463
CADANCE IS THE PRINCESS OF LESBIAN LOVE NOT TWILY
>>25460403
i literally can't think of a situation that couldn't be improved with a little of the clam-on-clam action
pony replaced all the air with wood
>"if anon thinks i'm dead then he cant rape me"
>>25460526
>implying pony doesn't do that because she wants to be raped
>>25460526
this image is perfect
i want to see cadie use her love ray
>>25460526
QUICK
SOMEONE DO A GLOOMY EDIT
>>25460526
But that's Korean
>>25460563
how did derpy get so japanese?
>>25460563
fuck you weeb
What is the best Android 4chan app?
>>25460605
i am looking for one also, i was using that old popular one but it wouldnt let me access /trash/ through it so i need new now
>>25460605
>phoneposting
Absolutely haram.
>There will never be a legitimate Celestia episode
>>25460605
Switching it off and using a computer like a normal person
>>25460621
I'm currently using Overchan but the imagen saving feature appends the board's name at the end of the filename. It's annoying.
It let's me browse /trash/, by the way.
>>25460641
>there will never be a Celestia
>>25460653
>there must always be a Celestia
>>25460628
are you saying you dont like to browse mlpg while in bed or taking a shit?
>>25460641
Best Momlestia image ever!
>>25460549
>a little filly with the power of coercing anyone she wants into being in love
That's totally not dangerous in the slightest.
>>25460704
can't help but wonder how many squabbling couples she used that power on were actually family members or something fighting about unrelated shit
>>25460526
>>25460560
>Horse pretends to be dead every time she's supposed to make a new thread
>>25460719
has anyone made a sibsy pony with the canon obese pony model yet
unwillingfatalvore
>>25460760
disgusting
>>25460665
>literal shitposting
>>25460749
i don't think anyone remembers who sibsy is.
she is not pony related anymore and is not relevant at all anymore
This is a diamond horse.
>>25460809
and her horse was brutally purged so there is zero relevance on either side now
I liked her replacement better anyway
G1 will dominate the hiatus
>>25460833
ya thats my wife stop posting pictures of her right now and delete your computer
>>25460838
Horses will dominate the hiatus
as it has always been
>>25460866
We'll see
>>25460856
Excuse you.
anyone know the source of the full video of the clip that shows at 1minute here
https://youtu.be/Bvvo5oFPl7Q?t=1m
>>25460838
>>25460883
They're cute in a ditzy shortstack kind of way
>>25460961
The more you see them, the more you get used to it.
I'm getting DnD cartoon vibes from the show.
Of course, having Nancy Cartwright, a Jazz Musician, and Trixie's VA in the show really helps.
breed
sweetiebelle'smound
>>25460585
>計算
Thanks for the new word, daapibro.
>Derpy can't into math
I'd teach them both how to do it.
>>25461008
again?
>>25460605
clover
>>25460621
clover works in /trash/
>>25461014
It was more of a hill than a mound.
>>25461014
More likeSweetie Belle'sSweaty Balles
>>25461034
I want my very own drone pony.
Just look at her.
>>25461091
I'm not looking at her until she puts her visor back on
she looks rediculous and she's missing some sort of critical alert in the corner
post the worst pony thing you ever jacked to
heres mine
https://derpibooru.org/1023447
Why is Applejack so silly?
Such a silly, silly pony.
>>25461091
I'd cuddle a robot pony.
I'd probably buy one in twenty years.
Especially if it could do things other than cuddle.
>>25461147
UNF
>>25461129
Am I lying? Am I telling the truth? Who knows???
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/11/19/156770.jpg
>After 100 years in Equestria, Anon finally realizes he's about to lose his virginity
>>25461129
>"Well it's not as bad as mine if it's not 3d futa anthro"
>It's 3d futa anthro
Well played, anon.
As you can tell from the score you're not the only horny teenager who jerked off to it.
These always work for me until I look at them and realize they're literally 3d pony head models attached to the same 3d porn body attached to the same 3d horse cock every time.
>>25461190
friggen horse
>>25461190
gloomy pls
These are the girliest-looking stallions I've ever seen.
>>25461190
I'd poke her with a stick.
Right in the butt.The stick is my dick
>>25461190
i would poke with MY DICK
HOOFFIELDS GETTTTT OOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Horse speaks to you telepathically. You don't know if you're going crazy or if she's actually talking to you.
She tells you that she's a little pony who's been trapped in this dimension and the only way she can return is if she receives true love's kiss. Horse wants to fall in love with you, and she's the only one who can talk to you.
She wants you to kiss her everyday until you fall in love with her and she can take you back to Equestria. It'll be going through the motions at first, but she's certain you'll both develop a deep abiding love eventually. But just in case, she wants you to go to town on her ladybits with your arm everyday too. In exchange she'll do whatever you want her to. Anything.
>>25461252
>you're the only one she can talk to
FTFmyself
>>25461252
kiss the horseprobably fall in love immediatelymiss her big cuddly horse body if she turns back into a small marshmallow horse
>>25461252
oh my god
i would so hard
i've wanted nothing more
nothing gets me going more than a feral mare's big horsey body
it's why i'm such a big celestiafag
>>25461201
What if you were a girly stallion.
>>25461335
is there explicit art from this artist, or something similar that's explicit
i need to get off real quick
>>25461252
>she wants you to go to town on her ladybits
Oh, baby, I'm totally down fo-
>with your arm
Enjoy the farm, pony.
>>25461276
>>25461335
>take care of the horse
>feed her oats
>brush her mane
>clean her hooves
>get backed up into a corner of the barn
>get her wet marehood rubbing all over your chest
>>25461337
I'd be happier
>>25461380
don't forget my face
i need that wetness all over my face so every breath smells of her girly muskunfffff
>>25461373
She just doesn't you to feel inadequate. She's a full-sized horse and she's got a lot of ground to cover, vaginally speaking.
>>25461454From BeastForum
From my understanding, Yes it IS possible to give orgasm with Your penis. It isn't always needed with fisting to brings mares off, because you CAN do this wit Penis Power by itself.
It isn't as many imagine Depth that is important, as in pretty much MOST cases your dick can reach the G-spot most well..
i want a sentient mare lover
Oh look
MLPG is talking about fucking IRL horses again.
>>25461493
neigh~
Every time I take a walk in Ponyville, Bon Bon verbally abuses me until I cry. And it's in her stupid annoying voice, too.
What do I do?
>>25461535
post flutters
she was the cutest of those
>>25461544
Let her fuck your asshole
>>25461551
>>25461573
I would feed oats from my hand and brush her mane
>>25461573
i want to pet that pony
what are ponies
>>25461618
we just don't know
>>25461618
sentient marshmallows
I want to be
were the ponies are
I want to see
wanna seem them dancing
>>25461702
>>25461618
Living fleshlights
>>25461252
Some testing is in order before I believe its not just a hallucination telling me to fist my horse
I'll roll some dice without looking, and if she can tell me what they show correctly 5 times in a row I'll go Rocky III on that horsepussy
>>25461716
such grace
such intensity
>>25461722
That's Princess Twilight Sparkle!And Fluttershy.
>>25461724
shit, your standard is way higher than mine
I was just going to ask if she could stomp her front hoof twice
>>25461493I want a sentient stallion cuddlebuddy
>>25461722
oh god that view is so cute
Hello?
>>25461749I mean, there's a decent chance I would just relax and enjoy the delusions either way, but I want to be sure
Have you bought any toys yet? I'm going to buy another set and a few more to gift this holiday season!
ᵀʰᶦˢ ᵖᵒˢᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵖᵒᶰˢᵒʳᵉᵈ ᵇʸ ᴴᵃˢᵇʳᵒ™
>>25461773
Ahh Christmas, the perfect opportunity to buy toys under the guise of gift giving!
youtube.com/watch?v=fuyP7igcE9Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M1LmRjxGqls
>>25461765
>you tell bon bon to turn her frown upside down
what happens next?
>>25461802
she turns you upside down
>>25461798
god damn it
I don't want to go through another round of this bullshit
what the fuck am I supposed to buy my family
what the fuck am I supposed to ask for
I hate the holidays
>>25461830
>what the fuck am I supposed to buy my family
cookies
>what the fuck am I supposed to ask for
a new car, a gf, Xbox One, an espresso machine, and gift cards
>>25461902
>>25461902
>>25461902
We should be able to solve this.
>>25461892
I'm going to get my own new car, I don't want an xbox or an espresso machine
and even if they did get me a gf it wouldn't be a cute horseboy with a giganto-dick, so what would the point even be
>>25461937
>I don't want an xbox or an espresso machine
c-could you ask and then gift them to me
>>25461950
no
get a jobor draw my kinks and I'll buy you stuff
>>25461966
wew lad i was shitposting but what are we talking about here
what could i possibly draw that would get a a thousand dollar brew machine?
>>25461989
a lot
Assuming $30 a drawing, (which would obviously vary based on necessary time taken and level of quality) you're looking at thirty something different pictures
that's probably a couple of comics with a bunch of single images strewn about.
If you're doing writing as well that would probably cut the number down a bit.
But what do I know, what kind of bulk rate should I get if I'm ordering a thousand bux worth of horse smut?
>>25461989
Can you do sprite work? Because in about two weeks I'm going to be able to drop a few hundred dollars for work on some character sheets.
