Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgKs24zq8NM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dug5f
It may be pattern recognition that proves true, but then again, Twilight Sparkle still has no guarantees that the map can't not send any of them another time without making a full cycle, or that it can make bigger or smaller groups. The first time was all six, of course, but taking it for granted that it will work out as predicted might set herself up for future disappointment. How much does she really know about it after this much time? Is she doing any specific research? Or was all her energy spent in trying to figure out the locked box before? After that episode, and the ultimate fruitlessness of her studies, she may be approaching the Tree of Harmony and its gifts from another perspective. It's still a work in progress, any which way - she still needs to revise her friendship problem guide, too.The answer's in the numbers, she knows it!
>>25456674
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
FASTEST FLIER IN EQUESTRIA'S SISTER COMING THROUGH
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMES
>>25461830
>what the fuck am I supposed to buy my family
I usually just get whatever random shit is less than 50 bucks from here: www.oo.com.au
People love getting random shit off the internet!
>tfw family knows I can't afford gifts
>tfw they buy me pony stuff anyway
Christmas is one of the few times I choose to spend time with my family.
>>25461936
FASTEST* FLIER IN EQUESTRIA'S SISTER* COMING* THROUGH*
>>25461954
>family buys me pony gifts to get under my craw
>they don't buy me plushes or toys
>they buy coloring books and pony trading cards
>>25461949
Applejack I'm not sure you want to eat those
>>25461949
http://www.oo.com.au/Raskullz-Helmet-Unicorn-Pink-S_P381812C27.cfm
Oh my god
>>25461949
this is probably the best idea
I'll just have to go on woot or whatever the american version of this site is
>Not just giving your family gift cards to that place they like
>>25461990
>gift cards
>even a gift
just give cash if you want to be a worthless piece of shit
>>25461964
>I'm gonna turn you into glass, and shatter you one by one!
What an asshole
>>25461995
I do that too.Maybe I'm weird. To me money has always been the best giftNow I'm worried that everyone secretly hates the fact that I don't buy real gifts
youtube.com/watch?v=UKVUWdh3caA
Threadly reminder to give your ponies and fillies good conditioners and hairsprays, to make their manes as thick and big as possible.
Gonna stream some requests
http://derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
>>25462035
I love that beautiful horse.
>>25461995
Cash is the best, nignog
If you only care about yourself and looking like a good friend because oh look at this fancy piece of shit you got, you give them worthless pieces of shit that clutter up their house and they can't put it away without seeming rude. That's fucking torture that lasts all year round. It's selfish and demeaning and it's really just a trophy, a claim and a pricetag you put on their friendship, a memory tax for them to always think back to you.
If you're a mature, understanding adult, let alone someone who cares about the recipient, you give them cash. Cash can be anything they want or need; it lets them keep a secret vice a secret. It acknowledges that day to day luxuries and necessities change like the wind. It's the only way you can guarantee a bit of happiness in this world full of tchotchkes and meaningless gestures. It asks for no thanks in return, other than that the recipient spend it well.
>>25462073
She can steal a scene just being herself in the background, and Tabitha plays her perfect.
>>25462085
>>25462021
I completely agree that cash is the best gift, but that's because it's as close as you can get to completely eliminating the gift giving exchange entirely.
>>25462056
What requests are you drawing?
>>25462085
>>25462112
>not giving a thoughtful gift
why dont you guys just give them credit cards while you're at it? i'm sure it won't collect dust all year
>>25462145
anon
I have to go through this bullshit multiple times every year
if I weren't a socially useless piece of shit we wouldn't be having this conversation
how am I supposed to find several thoughtful gifts for several people that I would rather not associate with at all
it just doesn't make any senseand those pre-loaded credit cards are the dumbest shit imaginable
at least with gift cards it's a $1-$1 exchange
with those you're paying a service fee for a card with a fixed amount that is almost certainly going to lead to an inconvenient purchase at the end
>>25461967
I mean, were they the good kind of pony cards, for the game? You might get something decent.
My family usually gets me a pony calendar every year. Usually my younger sister's idea. I appreciate it.
>plushes
Do you honestly want some Walmart-tier plush? It probably wouldn't even be your waifu unless it's really obvious which horse you like the most.
Even a $25 build-a-bear pony is too expensive for a "gag" gift.
>>25462145
That's what I'm getting colt this year.
>>25462142
I'm taking them.
>>25462145
Thoughtful gifts are the best.
It's not about getting them something they want, the best gift is the kind of gift they wouldn't buy themselves because they never get around to it.Bought my mom a real nice set of pots and pans. She's been wanting to get back into cooking and has really shitty ones from a decade of abuse.
Gotta figure out what to get Dad now. Then worry about the siblings, who are the worst because they seem to change every six months.
>>25462191
Fluttershy listening to the new mixtape Treehugger made.
>>25462191
Sweetie Belle with a gift she doesn't really want
>>25462191
ONE OF THE HOOFFIELDS OR MCCOLTS
MAYBE THE LANKY ONE
>>25462191
Sweetie Belle with a gift she doesn't really wantthe gift of motherhood
Santabon
>>25462264
>gives you something really cool that you didn't know existed
>and a shitload of really good candy
>>25462248
>the lanky one
post the pone
Speaking of Christmas presents
Pony recommends Psychic Treadmill Repair Man.
Psychic Treadmill Repair Man is nice.
>>25462217
Thoughtful gifts can just be something you put meaning to. Both my parents are old and from poor families. One year when she was a kid growing up in the 50's, my mom asked for a jar of olives for Christmas because she never had thank and they seemed exotic, but never got any because her mom didn't take it seriously . Ever since my mom told my dad that story, he gets her a jar of olives for Christmas.
>>25462306
pony needs to get less obscure with her references
>>25462277
>>25462328
That fukkin' hat.
>>25462191
Horse Yoga with Treehugger
>>25462021
>>25462339
She's missing her big blue princess donger
What would your waifu get you for Christmas?
>>25462312
Yes. That's also a perfect example and another way to do it.
I remember buying my dad a special bottle of rum two Christmases ago. Ever since the pace maker and finding out he had coeliac disease (no gluten) he had been cut off from beer. It was probably a bad idea, but he had wanted to try that rum for quite some time beforehand because he liked the musician backing it (Kenny Chesney, we're hicks). I looked into it and it was indeed gluten free.I had shown it to him, not wrapped and casually the day before like I had just found it and bought it for myself. When he irritably asked why I was showing it to him I explained it was for him. After a beat he had suddenly hugged me stronger than I thought he would. I could tell he was still stressed out about "no more beer" since that was a common thing for him. Since then we commonly drink together. He still drinks more than me and on days I don't, but it was a a tough time in his life and he thought he lost his relaxer.
Boop the ponut.
>>25462370
Boop the ponut with my tongue.
Request from the stream: angry limestone.Just a quick something. Gonna color at least one of these.
If you like horses so much, why aren't you adopting one? Many of these horses are FREE!
>>25462367
>Ever since the pace maker and finding out he had coeliac disease
parents getting older is like living a nightmare and there's nothing to stop it
>>25462365
two plushies of each other for us to hang over the chimney like in the christmas episode from a couple weeks ago
or maybe just a signed photo of her
>>25462385
I know. My parents just finished up writing their will. My mom already had and beat cancer once, and my dad smoked for over 50 years. I just hope that neither end up slowly suffering through whatever way they go out from. And, honestly, I hope I get to see them die. I would hate to have my parents bury one of their own children.
>>25462365
http://www.eagleleather.com.au/butt-gnome-by-domestic-partner.html
>>25462385My grandmother told me on confidence she doesn't fear death but her biggest fear is losing her mind and her memory before she dies. Her mother had Alzheimer's and she says it only took her about a year to go from sharp to "completely gone".
>>25462365
Pony shaped cookies.
>>25462429
YES EAT THE PONY
>>25462421
I've considered just up and committing suicide at 65. Not that I'd have accomplished much by then anyways.
>>25462421
I've seen some seniles. Literally a lady walking with a caretaker and asking him "Who are you?"
That shit is humbling as fuck, really reminds me to not be an asshole, we're all getting there each second
>>25462437
Who are you?
>>25462441
I'M KILLROY
>>25462365
A book about animals
Why don't attention whores brag about waifuing pinkie pie?
I mean doing that would so fit pinkie
Where am I?
>>25462441
who AM I?
What is a pony?
>>25462381
THAT IS AN ANGRY HORSE
>>25462463
A cuddly pile of cuteness.
>>25462463
I am a pony
>>25462394
what's in that cup
>>25462481
Rainbow Dash!
>>25462381I want to touch her boulder
>>25462486
That blue one is kind of ugly.
Do you think Meghan will have pony fun on twitter again? Or will she be a pure professional now.
>>25462510
nuh-huh
>>25462381
This horse is really angry.
caffeinated
peanut butter
>>25462520
I am just happy I am not that pony. I am a cool pony.
WAKE UP
Five RD pictures in a row is enough.
how are we this blue today?
I thought we'd be pink
>>25462538
yes, dash is a cool pony
>>25462589Bake withthe pony.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>25462608
I'd bake with her oven
>>25462619
Woah is thatan adorable little clit I see.
>>25462613
I'm sorry bluefast
you are not
>>25461902
>Is she doing any specific research?
I'm actually kind of surprised that Twilight does not seem to have any interest in how the map works or what the maps actual goal is, apart from the obvious one of fixing friendship problems.
I'm sure people were already talking about this ad nauseam a week ago but I just can't stop smiling
does that make me a bad person
>>25462648
At least they aren't FOE references... I think
>>25462619
>tfw mostazathy is ded and not drawing amazing ponk anymore
>>25462648
I have seen two of those before I think, but only maybe twice, so it hasn't really been posted ad nauseam.
>does that make me a bad person
Why would it?
>>25462613
Hey! It's true!
>>25462648
There's also that white robot that speaks in an English accent, calls you darling constantly, and whose personality was based off a character from a TV show her creator liked. Her creator happened to be very asocial and eccentric.
It's not as solid as a reference as those are, but it kind of feels like one.
>>25462228I really need to work on poses more
>>25462697
Thank you, stallion
>>25462676
>Why would it?
I feel like most people would roll their eyes and dismiss any mlp reference at this point as shameless pandering
>>25462691
never thought of that, I can sort of see it
>>25462701
>shameless pandering
But it is
>>25462699
No problem!
>>25462694
>Filename
4 hours of birds chiring
>>25462697
Pony has discovered the wonders of Lumen Photon Therapy!
>>25462697
I like bread
I like soup
I like bread dipped in soup
but I'll be damned if bread bowls aren't way more trouble than they're worth
>>25462716
>just ASMR/whitenoise birdcall recordings
That would be amazing
>>25462711
no, really, thanks!
I know I ask a lot from you guys, but you always come through for me when I'm hungry
after I chug this down is there anything I can do to repay you
>>25462676
I can't stop listening to the EQG soundtrack
>>25462716
>>25462726https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-11SenAfzQI
>>25462694
Horse whinnying
>>25462737
Which movie?
transformation
into a princess
>>25462771
1 & 2, haven't seen the third
wat if tha thin gwent insid her buthole
>>25462785
I really like Welcome to the Show from Rainbow Rocks.
Would you guys want to watch a EQG marathon sometime this week?
Your waifu still loves you
>>25462781
I'm into this
I'm really into this
>>25462816
>Would you guys want to watch EQG
no
>>25462819
And I love her
![[Frowns Internally].gif](https://i.imgur.com/otxL1XN.gif "[Frowns Internally].gif")
>>25462816
>EQG
>>25462819
I know
>>25462816
Depends on when its being streamed, but generally yes.
>>25462829
Same.
>>25462823
I want a story about itI want a lot of stories about iteverypony should get to be a princess
>>25462768
if this was actually what happened, I would be way more cool with it
But I waifu another horse, so I don't care what happens to book horse anymore
>>25462844Twilight declares someone princess-for-a-day, and they immediately bloom into one
>>25462781
Why can't Moondancer just be flat
>>25462831
>Rainbow Dash attempts to create an earthquake
>if it's strong enough then it might be able to destroy Cloudsdale and stop winter
>>25462831
No Dash, I'm not gonna bang your ass
>>25462850
>>25462850
>Don't do it Twilight.
>Oh come on, it'll be fun!
>Don't do it, Twilight.
>Think about how much faster you'll be able to fly!
>Don't. do. it.
>Princess
>*fwoomp*
I like those two as well
>>25462876
Why would Celestial turn Anon into a girl? I think Equestria has enough of a male problem without stallions suddenly having even more options.
>>25462894
Equestria has a lot of female ponies
but no female humans
Pony transforms.
>>25462892
Is she okay?
>>25462899
pony expands
https://derpibooru.org/1014964
>>25462866
>BUT-
>>25462898
Equestrian stallions have their work cut out for them.
>>25462902
They just had a big lunch.Shes stuffed
>>25462902
She'll be incapacitated for a couple of days from cum overload, but she'll be perfectly fit afterwardand probably pregnant
>>25462899
Anon transforms
>>25462917
But anon was bitten by a mare, why did he turn into a stallion?
https://derpiboo.ru/1024546
DAMAN DAG
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW, THE FILLIES ARE EVIL!
>>25462894
I got your male problem right here
*grabs dick*
>>25462899
Reminder that noncon pony transformation is canon
>>25462920
>>25462926
unf unf clown TF unf
>>25462919
Anon I believe that is a mare
>>25462920
unf
>>25462920
unf
>>25462930
corwin pls
>>25462930
Corwin please.
Ross please.
>>25462941
smiling waifu is best waifu
Corwin pls comeback
>>25462953
Ross can stay go, though
>>25462953
He can leave his rat waifu elsewhere though
>>25462924
you're a chick now
whose dick are you grabbing
>>25462959
Fuck yooooouuuuu
Ratslob is unf.
>>25462964
No, she's fucking disgusting.
Okay nerds, we're almost at the end of the season. SO.
>Favorite episode
>Favorite new character
>Worst episode
>Worst new character
>>25462248
warning: prone to feuds
>>25462990
verrah nice
>filename
hehe
>>25462990
Eyebrow game iss strong in that one
>>25462984
the one with the memes
>>25462984
>favorite episode
Hard to say, there were so many good ones. I did really like Cotlm though.
>favorite new character
Donya
>least favorite
Princess Spike
>least favorite character
Dunno, Wind Glider maybe?
>>25463017
Ugh if it's not dicks, it's/co/ related.
>>25463020
>Donya
Who?
>>25463029
The pony with the funny accent and hat from princess spike
"Donya kno?"
>>25463026
>These people will never leave my fetish alone
>Autistic fucks on furaffinity and deviantart post picture of themselves but photoshopped and images of them in costumes
Fluttershy talking sweetly to your cock
>>25463044
It's impolite to talk with your mouth full.
>>25463044
I don't have chickens. I'm mexican but not THAT mexican, fuck.
Bubble Berry egging you on and teasing you with his hooves and tongue until you cum on a plushie of him.
>>25463069
>>/trash/
>>25463076
>>/b/
Pony made you some hay piayas.
>>25463044
>>25463086
Holy shit, pony is my new best friend ever!
Requesting pics of that chubby Hoofield mare.
>>25463069
I was just thinking the same exact thing, too bad you caught me just 5 minutes too late~god, as a ponkafag this post feels like the perfect combination of my 3 favorite threads on 4chan
>>25463096u-unf
>hoofields, led by a female, are good at cooking
>mccolts, led by a mare, are good at manual labor
Keep questioning them traditional gender roles, mlp.
>>25463133
>led by a female
>led by a mare
!?!?!?
>>25463137
Femare and mare
Do not make fun of accent!
Moondancer'snothingstop fetshizing her
>>25463159
I really liked her character, it's a shame she is used mostly as fetish vehicle
>>25463159
Moondancer'sspleen
Why is your plush waifu still in a box anon?
>>25463137
Male, mare, same thing.
Just ask Celestia.
>>25463159
>Moondancer's nothing
Indeed.
Moondancer IS nothing.
>>25463170
that can be said about every character on the show
>>25463211
There are a lot of characters that get/got normal discussion
>>25463189
She's not plush, she's plastic and 2" tall
And she's not in a box, she's sitting on my desk next to a little pewter dragon
>>25463170
It's her sweater, man. That hot, ratty, reeking of her autistic girl funk, sweater.
>>25463159
correct
I like how the ruined life of Moondancer is twilight's sacrificial offering to the princess cycle of equivalent exchange for the perfect royal princess life
>>25463208
How the fuck would you feel if your closest friend at the time ditched your birthday party and went on to become god queen of the country just when you were about to open up and let yourself out there for the first time
>>25463238
Does that meam she will lose her princesshood after fixing NEETdancers life?
>>25463239
>sudoku.jpg
I can't wait until Moondancer becomes Twilight's pupil in S6, then they can study and have book club andG-rated cuddling sessionsevery night!
>>25463279
what of their other friends
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25463331
None of their friends would want to be in a study group because they're not nerds.
mem
>>25462892
I literally imagined something like this like, yesterday.
Is there more
>>25463044
We need a femanon to do this asmr style. You have any idea what weebs have?
>>25463096
WHO IS THIS LITERARY GENIUS
Filly
>>25463468
Filly's mother
>>25463476
Outdated pony
>>25463476
a worryingly hot picture of filly's grandmother
>>25463442
This
>>25463486
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jr6SUgC0Po
>>25463498
>SFX
>BGM
Comfy as fuck
Falsetto really kills it though
>>25463520
well, make her roll in the poison joke first, Anon…
Pony wants to know if her time-out is over and she can stop sitting in the corner.
>>25463565
it's only been 5 minutes, she has to sit there until she understands what she did wrong
>>25462381
>DON'T DEAD
>OPEN INSIDE
>>25463573
No it's my mew pony
>>25463573
Why am I showing pony my dick?
>>25463605
you felt it was the right thing to do
>>25463624
Pegasi are snugle combat experts.
>>25463624
Why is Dash snuggling with that chinese bootleg toy soldier
>>25463638
it's the closest thing to you she could find
I need a comic of Discord turning anon into a mare and getting fucked by him.
Then telling the stallions of ponyville about it
I want to be smothered by a mountain of Twilight plushies
>>25463672
How about under a pile of Twilight Sparkles?
>>25463639
Yes you are
>filly
>>25463687
I'd rather a pile of Applethighs.
>>25463689
Filly cuddles?
>>25463700
Maybe.
Wereity's paws
>>25463718
Saffron's paws
Bit's paws
BitchAnon's paws
>>25463711
Cuddle the entire filly
