Episode 523: The Hooffields and McColts
Written by Joanna Lewis & Kristine Songco
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFiVwMFGWcw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3dtoow
How did you like the episode? Were you glad Twilight and Fluttershy finally got their map quest? What'd you think of the Smokey Mountains and its inhabitants?
>>25431973
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Episode 522: What About Discord?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lYZG-osXw
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3cus4l
ANIMATIC PREVIEWS FOR EPISODES 524 (SONG) AND 525 (SEASON FINALE PT. 1)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETMPVpJDHoA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXz7qCiiWbs
Episode preview
https://derpy.me/HooffieldsMcColts
Nov. 21: Episode 524 –The Mane Attraction
An old friend of Applejack's has become a huge pop star and Applejack fears that the singer's manager does not have her best interests at heart.
Episode 525 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Starlight Glimmer returns to seek vengeance on Twilight and her friends and has acquired a spell that could change the past, present, and future of Equestria forever.
Episode 526 –The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Princess Twilight's efforts to stop Starlight from altering the past continue, but she fears that they may be in vain.
Ynop.
GET UP GET DOWN
>>25436222
Ynop eht noij?
why arent you mating your mare
>>25436195
what kind of nerd reads comics though
>>25436243
I'm kinda scared of relationships
>humans have no magic? That's silly, every living being has magic in them!
>now spread wide, Anon.
>>25436305
like, my arms?
>>25436291
its okay anon
she will help you through it
>>25436248
>>25436326
whoops
Didn't mean to quote
>>25436356This makes me want to die
>>25436378
It's okay, anon.
You can only die alone once after all.
>>25436195
>Were you glad Twilight and Fluttershy finally got their map quest?
Yes, was about time that the map finally let her go on an adventure again.
And even though she didn't get to solve the problem herself, Twilight was still super adorable.
>>25436378
I held hands with a girl today and she was the one that started it
does that make you want to die, anon
>>25436243
>tfw atryl will never draw pones again
>>25436416YeahBut I'm happy for you
>>25436416
3dpd
>>25436305
this is giving me some lostdragon vibe
I don't like it
>>25436416
>no hooves
>>25436416
your waifu said she's leaving you
>>25436428
lostdragon is a special kind of fag
Why aren't you holding her hooves right now?
>>25436442
Which is kind of a shame, since his art style is really nice
It was better than Griffonstone and the Coco episode
>>25436482
I want to be turned into a small colt that always gets kidnapped to be used as a snuggle toy.
>>25436498
where is my fgm art
my fetish gets absolutely no love
>Had to have surgery on my balls once
>Just seeing lostdragon's name sends shivers down my spineI don't care what anyone says. Castration is the worst fetish
>>25436495
Fuck off female Spike
>>25436526
>you'll never kill tirek over and over again for a whole weekend
>diving the graph of an alternating current by butterflies
Fucking Twilight
>>25436195
Umm "Solve Quantum Physics"? welcome to dimensional theory.
>>25436527
>>Had to have surgery on my balls once
I'm so sorry Anon
>>25436305
>>25436428
>>25436442
>>25436459
>>25436482
>>25436498
https://derpiboo.ru/873240?scope=scpec341d3983a2bbf26c0f27e322e6cf33c036dc0c4
Is this what you guys are referring to? He castrified this MLP scene.
>>25436527
no shit its the worst fetish
people who get off to mutilation of others are sick fucks
>>25436539
>aromatic system with elements of harmony as substituents
What the fuck kind of drugs is she creating?
>>25436527
All of his non-castration stuff is top tier though.
>>25436537
>you will never do a solo run with a monoelemental unicorn and some shitty griffon bodyguard from normal to hell without maphack or cheats
>>25436551
I'm not sure what commutative algebra has to do with quantum physics
>>25436558
boop
https://derpiboo.ru/573810?scope=scpe3c9591d157e9c1b9ee9efda09fc3f89bc32fbf0c
>>25436539
I like the molecules with their cutie marks attached
1-Dash-5-Rara-cyclohexane
it forms very strong bonds
>>25436558
>castrified
Don't dew that.
>>25436558
hooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooly shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit
>>25436558
>loading the gif in mouseover mode crashed firefox
>click restart
>forgot to check off the box for sending a report to them
>specifically mentions that it will tell them on which website it happened
I'm sorry Mozilla employee. I hope you don't mind castration gifs too much
>>25436582
Very end of the Episode, Listen hard.
>>25436594
I remember seeing that a long time ago and cringing like a bitch.
Now I see it and I'm just like "meh"
>>25436611
I know what she said
I'm still not sure how a theory in commutative algebra is related to quantum physics at all
>>25436614
its practically the only female genital mutilation pic in existence too
this is shameful
>>25436605
Fuckin' lel
>>25436598
>cyclohexane
its most likely benzene and she was just too lazy to add the double bonds
>>25436558
That's more hilarious than it is cringing.
You guys are nerds.
>>25436627
Would that make itdouble Rainbonds
>>25436539
>twishy to the power of cupcake times pie over cake
I want whatever drugs Twilight is taking
>>25436662
And Dash is an egghead
>>25436620
Oh, I see now.. the closes stuff we are at figuring out on QCD. It does have a topological space factor in those equations. we are still working over a 2D plain.
Was this episode supposed to be a parody of that American story where the family starves to death and eats one another?
>>25436594
Holy fucking Christ, guys can you fucking calm it?
>>25436703
There were lots of American family feud stories
>>25436662
Nuh-uh!
Please don't castrate the ponies.
>>25436703
no anon, its a parody of the hatfield and mccoy feud that ran for near 30 years in kentucky and west virginia
>not having "castration", "grotesque" etc filtered
>>25436711
>I can't NOT click this link
nice meme Anon
>>25436724
>having filters at all
>>25436724
good for you
https://derpiboo.ru/16017?scope=scpebce7a7dabd3f36c63fb8c795c316250440d32def
This picture was the picture that lead into my descent into fucked up fetishes.
>>25436735
>man I sure love swimming through all this shit instead of just hiding it, I'm so hardcore lmao
>>25436745
>I'm so hardcore lmao
now where did this come from?
Wind Rider did nothing wrong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1A7gBS3QiqA
Everyone please stop, have some soothing music to change the mood.
>>25436754
>didn't invert everything around twilight before the steamroller
trash
>>25436766
You having a giggle, m80?
>>25436766
why are you shitposting anon
>>25436783
wut
>>25436724
>>25436735
I can't imagine what it's like to browse Derpibooru (or MLPG) without a loyal filter pony
>>25436810
I don't filter anything on derpibooru because I don't get angry over shit posted there, and I also don't see anything often enough to warrant a filter
>>25436526
>tfw you will never play Diablo 2 for the first time, ever again
>>25436810
Using the tags and search function, maybe?
>>25436828
>not using derpibooru filters
How do you live?
Whenever I try to look up porn without my filter literally 90% of it is trash
Would you?
>Still bitches about content he can't even/ doesn't want to see
>>25436850
Yes, she is a big mare after all
>>25436843
>How do you live?
I use the search function?
>Whenever I try to look up porn without my filter literally 90% of it is trash
Do you search vague terms?
>>25436850
What kind of question is that?
>>25436850
usually if an episode is mediocre there's at least cute ponies doing cute things, but all of those hillbillies were ugly as hell
The opportunity to sell new toys is just too much for this season finale. I bet you it's not going to go back to status quo.
>The Mane 6 become teens again, and lose any sense of progress in their lives.
>They always think they've been that way.
>>25436843
>Whenever I try to look up porn without my filter literally 90% of it is trash
<what I'm looking for>, !futa, !anthro
Done.Maybe I'm too casual with my derpibooru usage (I don't even have an account), but that works for me.
>>25436851
>or bitching about content he doesn't have to see either
>>25436870
>The Mane 6 become teens again, and lose any sense of progress in their lives.
>They always think they've been that way.
But that's just EQG
>tfw we will never have an episode where the villain wins and that's it
>>25436857
I usually just search "explicit"
I'd rather just set up a filter for things I don't want to masturbate to once than make an overly specific search every time I want to masturbate
>>25436881
Exactly. I wouldn't put it past hasbro to do something like that, to make the mane 6 more "hip" and "marketable.
Especially since they already did that in EQG
>>25436897
>I usually just search "explicit"
That's why your filter is hitting everything you dip
fuckin' puritans in this general
>>25436870
>filly mane 6
>no Spike
I see no downside here.
>>25436865
there was one which wasn't, from the family that could grow food really well
I didn't save the pic, but she was a kinda lanky redhead IIRC
>>25436783
>>25436811 Was that it?
>>25436915
I literally explained in the next line why I just search for explicit
>>25436921
>Slender Fluttershy with braces
Sign me up
>>25436893
But anon, these stallions manage to run away after conning the Apple family too many times.
>>25436865
I thought they were fine tbqh
>>25436955
>Villains
>>25436955
>Villains
IDW, pls.
>>25436893
Well, it's kind of still bound by the fact this has to be broadcast to kids.
Kids aren't dumb, but a "villain wins" story, especially considering they most likely don't always have parents/older siblings to tell them there is going to be another season where friendship prevails, may not really be such a great idea.
>>25436962
a couple were okay, but nothing to write home about
it's too bad one family wasn't super cute like the Pies
>>25436865
>not wanting to cuddle with these mares
But it was a good episode and it was Fluttershy, not Twilight, that manage to solve the problem using her animal power.
>>25437020
the pones fell victim to the show trying to push the ugly inbred hillbilly trop a bit too hard unfortunately
this resulted in way too much ugly pone and beard
there were a couple of decent mares in the mix though
>>25437026
>I call them my bestiality powers!
>>25437026
The first time I saw the one with the red poofy mane I thought she had a beard.
And I thought the inbreeding went too far.
>>25437026
S5 truly is the eyebrow season
>>25437048
most of the mares have their beards above their eyes in this episode
>>25437052
Also the clothing season.
Ponies are just layering them on.
>>25437026
You know, with a little bit of work and Rarity magic I bet those lanky blueish ones could be pretty hot. I do like lanky ponies.
>>25437026
>That scene.
>All those potential lethal blows those ponies were about to lay on one another.
I'm waiting for the soccer moms to scream "TOO VIOLENT!"
>>25437052
You can always go back to season 4 bg ponies
>Original ancestors of the two families saw the valley and deemed it beautiful.
>Want to protect the animals in it.
>Proceed to destroy the ecosystem.
>Pony logic.
>>25434211
The one thing about ending the fued is that the family members will want to "mix."
>>25437130
I'd say that's good for them, after generations they could need some fresh blood in their lines.
Looks neat!
Fluttershy was adorable this episode
she's a super cute pony
>You will never get a cake full of ponies.
>>25437183
Good, that sounds expensive.
>>25437052
Also the waifu season.
>>25437223
Also the season we got a shit Discord episode.
>>25436243
Is thatcum?
>>25437236
Afraid they only have unhappy meals
MLPG QUICK
YOU ARE GIVEN THE POWER TO RESURRECT ONE AND ONLY ONE DED DRAWFAG
WHO DO YOU CHOOSE
>install Chrome or I'm telling your waifu about your browsing habits, Anon!
>>25437250
Poor Luna
>>25437130
that's good, no one else wants to mix with them anyways
>>25437236
But pony, McDonald replace their cashiers with touchscreens!
>>25437267
Fuck, that's a hard decision.
I think I'd pick Rose though because of the drawfags I really liked, she drew the most for us.
>>25437268
>there is a fucking chrome shortcut on the taskbar
>>25437282
Chrome is not a clever pony.
>>25437268
Where is her friend Firefox?
>>25437267
Ross.
>>25437267
Gotta go with MadMax.
Most other drawfags simply chose to leave the ride.
>>25437267Ghost
"You said books twice."
>>25437308
Not cool man...
>>25437312
I liked that gag a lot
I want them to do stuff like that more
>>25437301
Max Max is literally fucking beb
>>25437268
I already did.
Its just not my main browser.
>>25437278
I wish.
>tfw no episode link without terrible audio desync issues at the end
Which country would you country?
>>25437325
Exactly why I had the choice with the resurrection clear.
>>25436195
The video in that youtube link to the new episode sucks ass.
The video stutters badly, and the audio de-synchs.
>>25437052
Moondancer blown the fuck out
>>25437344
>>25437366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbQCZnBeZ84
Here, this should be fixed.
>>25437344
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nI8u3ywwwdE
>>25437072
those mares are way too excited for pie
>>25437378
I really dig that anon
>>25437026
holy shit what episode are these from
Literally Fluttershy
look at that smugass bunny
>>25437312
I liked Flutters almost collapsing under the bags
>>25437401
Literally today's episode
>>25437407
Fluttershyis a robot?
>>25437412
Fluttershy is the weakest poneIt just makes her more qt.
>>25437410
Why is she skeptical looking? The dog is cute.
>>25437424
fuck you asshole dont give me any spoilers
>>25436195
I gotta say I really enjoyed this part: www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFiVwMFGWcw&t=15m45s
>>25437440
>dog
>>25437452
>guys, please don't post about an episode THAT HAS ALREADY AIRED AND EVERYONE HAS ALREADY SEEN
yeah no
>>25436447
Because we broke up
>>25437452
You asked.
Also:
>browsing the general without watching the episode
>>25437480
She's like a disney princess
If Starlight Glimmer permanently changed the timeline, what would you change about the Mane6/Equestria?
>>25437491
fuck you
>>25437502
go to hell
>>25437491
suck my dick
>>25437515
I wasn't talking about that.I was talking about Twilight oinking.
Heart eyes.
>>25437520
this desu senpai
>>25437519
I would tell them where they can find Tirek while he's still at his weakest and thus save the Treebrary
>>25437519
Get rid of the Mane 6 and replace them with the Meme 6
>>25437539
If a human is in Equestria, Anon could just walk up to Tirek before he drained too may ponies, and hit him with a stick a lot of times until he cries.
>>25437312
I thought she was gonna say "I like books" and have it be a reference to Blazing Saddles.
STOP BEING SO CHILDISH, LUNA
STOP
>>25437545
heart eyes on ponies always get me
>>25437556
>Twilight evacuates the area where Tirek will show up
>and sends her secret weapon
>hypersexual Anon
>Tirek regrets the day he was born
>>25437577
but why
I SAID STOP
>>25437582
>UNF UNF CENTAURS UNF
>>25437588
>I'VE BROKEN EVERY BONE IN YOUR BODY, HUMAN, AND YOU'RE STILL TRYING TO RAPE ME
>>25437539
And the owl
>>25437604
>Rawr, I like it when they play hard to get!
>>25437585
Luna no, act responsible
>I've seen a lot of weird reasons from your kind to come to our world, but 'fuck every race in Equestria'?
How powerful is the unicorn teleportation magic?
>>25437660
Seeing as how Twilight needed the balloon to get to today's episode, not that powerful
>>25437660
Cabals of Unicorns raised the Sun and moon before Celestia and Luna came along.
>>25437677
She just wanted to save mana.
How many different ways could Twilight kill me?
>>25437658
Its still better than the guy who applied because he wants to be your sister's son.
>>25437696
That's telekinesis, not teleportation.
>>25437706
She could use magic to grip your heart, and squeeze it until it bursts.
She could cast a "want it, need it" spell on a rock, and throw it over a cliff.
She could turn anon into an egg or bug, and step on it.
She could turn you into a filly and erase your mind, effectively killing you.
She could gore you with her horn
She could shoot magic lasers at you.
She could lift needles telekinetically, and shoot them into your brains
>>25437706
She could:
>vaporize you
>timestop you until you suffocate
>teleport you to the Sun / space
>magic beam you to oblivion
>reverse your gravity
>impale you with her horn
>choke you
>>25437737
Teleportation of matter is overpowered.
>>25437677
I don't think Twilight can teleport to places she's never been to or has never seen.
The largest distance she's ever covered was in Dragon Quest, with multiple ponies accompanying her. It took her a few attempts but she managed to return to a previous point they had been before.
>>25437698
There's probably magical exhaustion to consider too.
how do you resist shoving your face into filly ass every time you see it
Filly is going to romance Jacob.
>>25437737
>She could use magic to grip your heart, and squeeze it until it bursts.
I never realized I had this fetish until now
>>25437821
>>25437821
Go watch Indiana Jones 2
>>25437811
Every time I get near Sweetie Belle, she starts squeaking and runs away.
Saying something about me
>Hanging out with Discord
Shavethe filly.
>>25437737
But her horn is not even sharp to begin with.
Well unless if she is dive bombing you but I dont think she can impale me.On the other hand...~
>>25437853
fillies are naturally hairless
andpuffy
>>25437737
>She could turn you into a filly and erase your mind, effectively killing you.
That's not the worst way to die.
Remember when we used to go through like 20 threads on episode day?
>>25436195
>dat butt strutt
unf
>>25437658
EVERY HOLE IS A GOAL!
>>25437767
>There's probably magical exhaustion to consider too.
What even determines how hard a spell is to cast? Sometimes she seems to struggle with a single thing, like when she fought the Ursa Minor, and then she goes and harvests the apples from hundreds of trees as if its nothing.
>>25437881
P.. pleasethis makes me want to draw twily.
>>25437872
Yeah, but you'll always be wondering why Twilight gives you sinister, awkward smiles.
And you'll also be wondering why she takes so much of an interest in your development.
>>25437875
remember mlpg thread simulators?
pepperidge farm remembers
i miss the early days of the fandom, when it was still somewhat "edgy" to like ponies
i hope the 2017 movie will bring back some of that
How come Princess Celestia wants to be my sister and be my mother too?
I don't think you can do that
>>25437872Your mind would go into panic mode, giving you flashbacks of your entire life, except that most of them would be incomplete and hollow as the mind erasing spell goes around destroying your synapses and deleting the data from your neurons, making it a horrible experience of non-existence until your mind is completely wiped.
>>25437896
Draw her then if youre so great
>>25437904
she could be if she was your father's daughter who married him
>>25437896
do eet
>>25437907
>Mass Effect Prothean message flashbacks.
>Hey anon!
>I'm a giraffe!
>>25437904
She turns you into a filly.
On some days, she's your gentle Mother.
On other days, she ages you up, and makes you her coequal that she can fully trust and confide in, a perfect sister(unlike Luna).
>>25437907
>>25437897
But in the end she also deleted all my suffering and created a happy pone, even if its not really me anymore
there is literally nothing wrong with pedofoalia
>>25437891
There's definitely something to frequency. The more often she uses a spell the easier it is for her.
In Season 1 it felt like she would cast teleport just to practice it even when it was overkill. In the pilot she seemed to have difficulty with it then in Applebucking Season she spammed the shit out of it while talking to Applejack.
As for the Ursa Minor thing, she had never lifted anything that large (to our knowledge) and she had never milked all those cows at once.
All of the apples... well lifting a single apple-sized item is probably pretty easy... I don't know how targeting works but if they're ready to harvest, just pulling up on everything might work? ...or take all the leaves off with them.
Plus we're going to have to give the animation staff a little leniency. Unless it's clearly scripted it could be an exaggeration beyond what the rest of the staff feels is reasonable.
>>25437941
But after a while, you'd wonder why you were worrying so much, and forget about your previous life.
Then you'd giggle, and nuzzle against a wickedly grinning Twilight Sparkle.
>>25437942
>Hey Anon, I'm an Ant!
https://derpibooru.org/1022944
>>25437976
Twilight
You have to stop going around showing ponies your asshole.
Nobody wants to see that nasty ass crevasse of yours.when was the last time you washed that thing?
http://vulapa.tumblr.com/post/133224733520/ruffled-up-splashed-on-and-spruced-up-against
Sorry for the poor-quality thing.
Filly asks what a loli is.
>>25437958
The size seems to matter.
No one has any problems carrying shopping bags or papers en-masse, so lifting up a bunch of apples at once doesn't seem unreasonable.
>>25438020
just like you, it'ssomething that i desperately desire but can never have
>>25437561
Five will get you ten that was in the original script and the editors nixed it.
>>25438020
A weird fashion sense in Japan.
>>25438020
A human filly.
seems like there wasn't a lot of excitement for the episode today
>>25438043
A cute one, you mean.
>>25438073
End of season syndrome. I'm not hyped for the next episode either.
>>25438079
>Twilight Sparkle has been feeding Luna pancakes that are turning her into a Gothic Lolita filly.
>>25438027
Which seems backwards to me, but I'm not the one making the semi-consistent rules up as I go, the show staff is.
So yeah, I think we can both agree it's definitely easier to carry multiple things than one big heavy thing.
I wonder if by default the multiple things move in relation to each other, as if they're one thing. Rarity showed she was able to rotate a lot of things all at once, but all of those things were rotating around the same point, at the same speed I think.
I wonder how surface area factors in. Do you think more surface area would make it easier because you would have less weight per square inch or do you think a larger object of the same mass would be more difficult because there's more to cover?
>>25438073
>Division by infinity.
And this is the same pony who recites the square root of a non-square down to the last decimal...
>>25438108
do you even limits?
>>25438118
Do you see any limits written in there?
>>25438118
She's using it as a number.
>>25437483
>>25437440
>>25437412
I want to carry fluttershy's books for her
>>25438108
She has cutie marks in there and you're concerned about the infinity symbol?
Also there's apparently molecule shit in there?
>>25438125
it could be behind her hoof
Twilight spackle is a very smot pone
is twilight able to turn herself back into a filly?
there'd be nothing wrong with fucking her as a filly if she had the mind of an adult, right?
do you think she'd be into that?
>>25438017
look at all that scraggly hair
wet ponies are happy ponies
>>25437938
>>25437910
just a fast draw.
http://i.imgur.com/4SdsZIP.png
>>25438134
I would too, her back must be aching because of all the bookhorse books.
ARE YOU READY TO FUCK SOME HORSE ASSHOLES
>14 days
>>25438073
What's cupcake times pie divided by the square root of cake?
Flutters taking care of the critter cavalry.
Orig size: http://imgur.com/u22LJEF.gif
>>25438184
oh my
>>25438184
why do you always draw jaws and ears so weird?
>>25438178
water makes the horse sad
>>25438199
Very good
>>25438218
She can always do the dog thing to dry herself.
BUTT FEATHERS
>>25438230
The horse does the dog thing
but remains sad
>>25438205
Well the ears are weird since I do the ears that way. As for the jaws I just copy the shows jaws and snout, I just dont add the air holes though.
>>25438201
Perhaps later I'll finish it.
>>25438218
That horse would be happy if the water was 80 proof.
Quick simplelewd requests?preferable r63
>>25438199
Cute.
>>25438243
I think you put too much emphasis on the front of the jaw, especially when they have open mouths.
It makes them look like they have massive chins.
>>25438258
i dont know what that is but i want moondancer
bonus points if you add cock
double bounus points if you add diaper
tripple ponus points if you add papajohns
i want a pony version
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1447504140834.webm
>>25438199
hnnnnnnnnnng
>>25438191
Square root of cake is 0.3 or one third of a cake-> times a cupcake equals the approximate amount of pastery one should consume with tea or coffee.she forgot to add the the last part though
>>25438275
Too many butts.
>>25438258
Applejack lying back on the couch with a sounding rod deep in the urethra.
>>25438263
Hmmm come to think of it, the jaw line is a bit emphasized so yeah, thanks for the input. Perhaps I will shorten the lines.
>>25438244
I agree.for science!!
>>25438275
oh my god
>>25438275
I'm not even gonna bother asking.
>>25438258Offscreen Elusive using his magic to tease Blitz in his wonderbolts uniformOr Elusive modeling cute frilly panties
>>25438258
R63 Big Daddy McColt making out with R63 Twilight Sparkle
>>25438184
I hope you finish this. Make the dong an actual dog. Not a damn Diamond Dog.Thanks either way drawfriend. Too bad it's not Flutters. I like seeing her have sexy time with her animal friends.
https://derpiboo.ru/928870
>>25438011
what was it
>>25438258
Flutters sitting on a pumpkin with no stem visible but satisfied look on her face and goo under her. Bonus points if it's the mouses house from todays episode.
>>25438258
Big Daddy McColt and her enormous bush
>>25438371
Loli ponk.
>>25438199
>that mouse
Oh my goodness, Fluttershy's somotherly
>>25438350
>Fluttershy
This reminds me that I need to finish this one too...
http://i.imgur.com/Jvx108a.png
>>25438275
Fucking Japan
>0:27
Alright, as long as they know they're being fucking weird again.
>>25436195
>Mute the main theme song
>I can still hear it
>>25438357
oh my god, that's unf.
>>25438418FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENS
>>25438418
>muting the song
>>25438382
What's your artist name so I can search for it on derpibooru? I wanna see what animal fun you've drawn the ponies getting into.
>>25438199
you do great work as always
Rate season's episodes, from best to worst.
>>25438469
>all the episodes
nah
Pony is not for interspecies.
>>25436865
I'm sure they clean up real purdy.
which stallion is still a virgin?
pony fucked up
>>25438453
https://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Alemon
I mostly draw fun stuff.
>>25438523That one time with Gaffer doesn't count
>>25438523
Define "stallion virginity". Does it depend on if they've taken it up the butt, does being the top of anal sex with another stallion count?
Or is it purely if they've inserted their stallionhood inside a maregina?
>>25438553
Fun stuff is fine, thanks.
>>25438553
I've came to your stuff several times. Thanks bro.
>>25438575
I want to watchgoodmagical girl shows with pony. A better pony.
>>25438553
Dear Drawfriend
Please draw milfs like Cherries Jubilee.
>>25438589
I want to chill watching slice of life anime with a filly.
>>25438642
that is super unf
RAINBOW DASH GRAB THE FILLIES!
Filly requests that you hug her and never let go, she's drawn a diagram on how basic bodily functions will be carried out with this arrangement.
>>25438617
Cherries Jubilee is a mother?
>>25436850
Ain't nopony got time for that...
>>25438642
those pons love to fuck
>>25438642
Now kiss.
DO IT!
>>25438642
Aren't they distant cousins?
>>25438689
unf
forever hugging is one of my top fetishes
Best non-pony?
>>25437242
That's racist, faggot!
>>25437411
Angel Bunny is still cute!
>>25438649
Can you imagine how cutesy a show for children would be in a world that's already cutesy and for children?
Which part of Equestria do you want to see featured next?
>>25437976
You're a racist, Twilicorn!
>tfw we will never see a young version of the royal sisters
>>25438735
dash's right hoof
>>25438712
Spike, followed by Gilda and Greta. I consider Zecora a pony or she'd be there too.
>>25438151
It will be cute and see her adventures in Canterlot with Princess Celestia and Spike as a filly.
>>25438735
The beaches north of haysead swamp. MLP better have a beach episode, its been delayed far too long.
Your filly has been delivered. Have you picked up some filly food and a tiny bed ?
>>25438734
Didn't they play commercials for that all the time during nippone.
>>25438189
Off with her wings!
>>25438642
That carrot is going up one of their butts. I don't care which but it's going there.
Cadance just raped Spike with her futa cock.
>>25438735
HOLLOW SHADES
IT'S TIME FOR SPOOKY GHOST FOREST ADVENTURES
>>25438797
ew no that would ruin it wasting food,
vag only
>>25438780
Only if said beach episode features Luna and Celestia as the main characters trying to have a relaxing vacation while Twilight and Cadance take care of their duties.
>>25438797
Why not in between their vaginas at the same time for doubled fun?
>>25438793
>twily loses her wangs permanently in the finale
you have no idea how fucken happy i would be for this
>>25438734
I'd imagine her getting her first awkward cartoon crush, too.
What are some flaws of the show?
>>25438832
Not enough ponies
>>25438824
Not gonna happen!
>>25438832
Spike
>>25438832
I miss it making fun of its own tropes. It takes itself too seriously these days.
>>25438780
>They all want to hang out at the beach, just 6 friends chillin'
>Suddenly Canterlot nobility show up
>Celestia and Luna appear in bathing suits
>Rarity decides that those are the new thing, scramble to make her own cutting edge suit from seaweed and clams
>Twilight has zero fucks to give, goes nude
>AJ and Dash get in a sandcastle building competition that gets increasingly ridiculous
>Pinkie blows them both out of the water
>Fluttershy befriends a flock of walruses
>>25438824
>>25438814
It's gotta be the butt. It's just not the same if it's going into the other holes.
They can "share" the carrot and stick it up both of their butts at the same time if they want; butt-to-butt.
>>25438832
it feels like its written for small children
>>25438846
>Walruses
>At the beach
U wot?
>>25438850
>butt-to-butt
thats hot, you have convinced me to change sides
>>25436558
>>25436594
W-why...?
pony has anger issues
>>25438850
I will accept your butt to butt fun, as both still enjoy themselves. You win this time, Gadget!
>>25436195
The video you uploaded (on both sites) are completely out of sync dude...
Could you please re-encode it and upload it again?
Pony wants tobecome a cute unicorn wizard and make a name for herself, but her new responsabilities won't let her reach her dreams anymore.
>>25438921
>you uploaded
>>25438921
Use this one instead:
>>25437379
>>25438860
They're on vacation.
Duh.
>>25438910
Looks like RD's lips have lipstick. Not sure why. Perhaps the line thickness. Only mention it cause it looks kinda cute.And like she wants to suck some horse cock.
>>25438910
They should wear somesnoots
pony is smurfing
>>25438950
Rainbow party!!!
>>25438955
snoots are for fillies
Daddy gator sees all
>>25438990
that was a very odd commercial
>who is that ugly filly with the red mane and why did Twilight's dragon sent us a photo of her, Tia?
>>25438980
And colts
>>25438792Jewelpet is pretty dope
>>25438950
That can't be Dash, she wouldn't be caught dead wearing lipstick and makeup!
>>25438950
To me the idea of Dash sucking some cock is very hot.
Twilight Purple was cute in this episode
http://thehorsewife.tumblr.com/image/133224717925
>>25438949
>>25438944
Aw guys, thank you so much!
>>25439039
goddamn that's unf
>>25439039
This blog makes me sad.
Filly is in heat.
>>25439031
Well you just know she's going to shut down any attempt at going into the rear entrances. So she better be pretty eager to suck her boyfriend off with that little mouth of hers.
>>25439025
That's probably why it looks cute. Not something she's prone to do.
Tex unf's on the inside.
>>25439051
What if she likes mares, not colts?
>>25439051
>dash
>boyfriend
>>25439049
Finger filly and watch cartoons.
>>25439025
Yeah, that's why she needs to be persuaded.
>>25437561
It's still a kids' show.
>>25439074
I wonder if Rarity would take the Rainbow out of Dash's mane, and make her more uniformly-colored.
>>25439080
It didn't stop them from referencing Wuthering Heights
Or Gone With the Wind
Or Grand Hotel
Or The Big Lebowski
>>25439080
...made by adults who have referenced a lot of things before.
What if Wind Rider teamed up with Lightning?
Who is the comfiest pony?
>>25439104
Wind Rider is Lightning Dust's grandpa.
>>25439119
He's where she gets her "Win at any cost" attitude from.
>>25439118
Probably Twilight.
She's a fat twiggy piggy, so her ass would make a nice pillow.
>>25439118
Pillow Filly, but only after you enlarge her
otherwise she's too small to comfy properly
Why does Rainbow Dash has so many enemies?
>>25439145
Because in order to make her look good, the writers need to make people even bigger cunts around her.
Rainbow Dash can't stand on her own merits, it's always a case of
>This person is even worse!
>>25439118
>>25439128
Fluttershy yes
I'm going to put my face in her mane!
Any chance of G5 being as good as G4?
>>25439170
No.
>>25439170
It'll probably be CGI
>>25439191
I mean, technically, it already is
>>25439164
I want to cut her Mane
It would force her to gain more confidence.
>>25439118
Comfiest horse coming through.
>>25439199
But her mane is beautiful
I want to touch it but I don't want to mess it up
>>25439192
Well, usually when they say that, they mean 3D models
>>25439207
It's not messing up, it's an improvement.
Angel would like it, too.
She's the cutest mane 6.
>>25439229
Fluttershy looks like a lesbian now.
Is that your plan? To turn Fluttershy into a homo?
>>25439238
She really is
>>25439241
People do that enough regardless of manecut anon
>>25439241
Haircuts only turn people gay in weird salon transformation stories/green text.
>>25439268
what a nerd
>>25439025
WHAT A QT
such a fuzzy touffe
i just got here, why aint people shitpostin about the new ep? it wasnt good was it?
>ANOTHER new board
>>>/news/
>>25439292
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huHY5ViHRYw
>>25439292
This is getting excessive.
>>25439377
What do you do when you're so tired?
>>25439387
draw dumb bullshit until I can fall asleep
>>25439377
I want to hold that horse and never let go.
>>25439377
Maybe we need more exercise.
>>25439415
SEXERCISE
>>25439377
>tfw no tired pone to be tired with
>>25439423
SEXORCISM
>>25439387
wait, you probably meant Gloomy
>>25439292
Ugh, why? Did someone on /qa/ just ask for it and Hiro thought it would be a good idea?
>>25439134
Twilicorn is still racist!
>>25439453Nah I meant you
NO WEH
$350 FINE
Isn't she pretty?
>>25439460shit oops
Gloomy's feeling uppity.
>>25439550
PAY THE COURT A FINE
OR
SERVE
YOUR
SENTENCE
>>25439550
AM I BEING BOOPED?
>>25439550
SUPLEX THE HORSE
>>25439569
SUPLEX HER HOW?!
GERMAN?!
DRAGON?!
TIGER?!
I NEED DETAILS!
>>25439569BOOPLEXTHE HORSE
ponut means pony nuts right
TODAY WE OWN THE SUN
>>25439619
what would you even do with a Sun?
>>25439569
CRIME NEVER PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYS
>>25439601
Is that like a regular suplex only with you hitting your nose on the ground?
>>25439632
Whoa
Thta's lkinda lewd
>>25439642
you say that about everything
>>25439612
why is there a giant duck nodding next to fluttershy
>>25439656
Oh that? They aren't really "together" or anything, they just have an arrangement
They're duck buddies
>>25439656
Why don't YOU have a giant duck?
>>25439687
Because I'm holding out for a giant pony, duh.
>new /trash/ board
>20 pony threads
So this board is just /b/?
>>25439632
poor gloomy
>>25439702
it's /b/ with things that aren't allowed on the actual /b/
there's literally nowhere else on 4chan where you can post pony/furry porn undisturbed so everyone flocked to it
>>25439702
It's /b/'s /b/'s.
It's where shit goes when it's either against all the rules or of such low quality that literally no board wants it. The cancer of the cancer, the trash of the trash.
If 4chan is the asshole of the Internet, /trash/ is the infection on the hole.
>>25439716Except loli and shota, apparently.
Dash just handed you this
>>25439721
loli isn't allowed because even if it's legal in most places it's still pretty shady, and since 4chan already attracts the attention of the law relatively often the mods don't want to give them even more excuses to snoop around.
I wonder if they know there actually is an area known as the Smoky Mountains?
>>25439734
how did she hand it to me?
Sisterly.
>>25439778
>it's just an expression, dork
>>25439779
must be fun to be a filly and have a filly sister
I would need to be the one who gets to wear the bow, though
>>25439774
In a row?
>>25439767
Yeah it's 2 hours away from where I live, the Hooffields and McColts are fairly good representations of the kind of people that live around there
>>25439774
>tfw saine ded and hat us
>>25439774
I have sucked exactly one(1) dick.
>>25439791
I gotta hoof it to you, you really gave me the business
>>25437942
No Twilight, this is a giraffe
>>25439831
NOBODY out giraffes this princess!
>>25439837
but that's just a longneck
>>25439632
Gloomy's cute when she's surprised
G1 horses were cute.
>>25439850
this is going to be a long hiatus coming up
I hope all that growing doesn't start to do weird things to her
>>25439837
>>25439867
>tip
I can't tell if I want to fuck that Butch Mccolt mare or that pink hooffield mare.
>>25439858
holy shitthis would be perfect if you could see her bare feet
>>25439858Is it wrong for me to hope that this general, and the entire board, dies during this hiatus?
>Let Luna die for a decent mid-game weapon.
>Save Luna to get an amazing late-game weapon later on.
You know
It's not impossible that we'll get a shorter hiatus in exchange for another mid-season break.
We could see pony again in spring.
>>25439893
ALWAYS SAVE LUNA
>>25439937
De Lancie tweeted that the staff told him it would be a year long
>>25439888I'm awful at drawing feet, sorry
>>25439937
That's funny, Anon.
>>25439950
many people are
>>25439893
>not saving her because she was a cute pony
I would just sell the weapon to a merchant anyways.
>>25439950
when you don't draw something often you tend to be awful at it
Kill the pony.
Don't kill the pony.
Pet the pony.
>>25439950
Just take the msob route and pretend you don't need to improve because you appeal to a niche and people that like your stuff in that niche will suck your dick.
>>25439956
This.
Even amazing weapons in mid-game make me feel guilty even when there's no strings attached. Because it's this amazing thing I shilled a ton of money out for that becomes absolute garbage in comparison to the late game stuff just lying around in chests for me to find for free.
Kiss the filly.
please stop teaching the fillies cuss words
>>25439950
Hey, just trace them from porn! That what most foot fetish artists do.
Also make them ridiculously over-detailed compared to the rest of the drawing.
And have them take up 2/3 of the canvas.
>>25439982
or I could practice a bunch and git gud
>>25439982
>you appeal to a niche and people that like your stuff in that niche will suck your dick
it's funny because that perfectly describes most mlpg artists
>>25440007
The opposite of what msob does, then.
>>25437900
>i hope the 2017 movie will bring back some of that
kek
>>25439992
Poop is not cuss you fucking worn out slut.
After 3.5 years of academic writing I cannot wait until I get the chance to write narrative again.
>>25440007
GIT THE GUDDEST
>>25440075
Anon stop trying to get goat train to draw you creepy fetish porn.
>>25440057
WHAT DID I JUST GET DONE SAYING
NO
WEH
Guess who's been written out of the show?
>how's that degree going, dear? About to graduate yet?
>>25440094
Got it, chief.
>>25440115
Rarity?
https://derpiboo.ru/1023089
>>25440123
Rarity, you and I both know I suffer from a chronic case of the stupid.
So to answer your question, badly and no.
>>25439025
what a cute pon
i would tell her she's cute even if it means losing a few teeth
>>25440123
I graduated back in spring, Rara
https://derpiboo.ru/1023086
>>254401684/10 horse parts.
>>25440139
w-what is it?
>>25440225
never respond directly to fillies
>>25439682
god dammit anon
>>25440226
Why not? They're just fillies.
>>25439812
if there wasn't such a stigma about being gay where i live and i was sure i wouldn't get any diseases then I would consider sucking a few dicks
>>25440235
trust me
>>25440245
>DT is thinking about murder already
good night, all - it's been a pleasure
>>25440260
goat night
how come all the pones in this episode were ugly? is this what hill people are like?
>>25440245
It's too late, she's already latched on!
>>25440260
good night gloomhorse
>>25440260
Good night.May you dream of large apples.
>>25440281
the best apples are the small ones
>>25440260
you're always welcome'cuz it's mutual
Press Pony's cutie mark to hear her talk!
>>25440285
>>25440310
>>25440312
But guys.
All apples are good apples.
>>25440245
I'm sure whatever they desire is manageable.
>>25440064
>"Mmm, bananas!" - Celestia
kek
>>25440440
Sparkler leads a rough life
>>25440456
Remember when she used to be Ponyville's top planner?
Filly, what's my name?
>>25440507
>not the pony!
>>25440440
i wish we knew more about sparkler
what else does she do?
>>25440525
Eats peanut butter
>>25440525
Well she used to be the best Sparkle in all of Ponyville...but Twilight took that from her too
>>25440525
She's a single mom living a stressful life.
>>25440579
You've come such a long, long way...
>>25440610
how come the slice of bread doesn't get princess gear too?
>>25440622
Oops, sorry.
>>25440633
I don't know why but I laughed
>>25440651
oh I thought that cover thing was your eyes
>>25440651
yes, dronepone?
>>25440651
kiss the dronepone
>>25440665
>c-commander
I tried booping myself
I don't get it
>>25440678
aw shucks
>>25440672
Should've gotten more useful cutie marks
>>25440651
She's got an urgent alert in the bottom right corner of her visor.
What is it for?
>>25440678
PQ a QT
>>25440718
>PLEASE ACTIVATE YOUR VERSION OF DRONE PONE
>>25440720
I want to take care of drone pony
>>25440720
I loved that series of pictures
>>25439774
thats like not even a lot of dicks these days
>>25440711
How hard did you boop?
>>25440782
pretty hard I think
>>25439779
>tfw i am such a brony i dont even know if they are canon sisters or if its just fanon
can I chill with drone pony?
>>25440763
Me too
>>25440770
They're really good
>>25440720
what does PQ stand for?
>>25440792
We're never told on the show that they are sisters, but the fact that they are always together and look alike seems to imply it. They might have been called sisters by the staff or the card game or something.
>>25440792
It's probably gotten indoctrinated into canon, just like everything that happened in the 100th episode
>>25440788
Pretty hard? Gotta do it with conviction, Anon.
>>25440800
I think it's the dumb name the plane pone thread gave to dronepone.
>>25440814
I'm afraid
>>25440123
One more semester, and mandatory summer classes.
>>25440792
>>25440808
>>25440812
Them being related is still the realm of fanon. Even the trading cards have never put them beyond "long time friends."
>>25440808
those are some quality horse butts
>>25440824
Just relax and let pony take care of everything.
>>25440808
>you'll never settle once and for all whose is biggerIt's Flitter. Flitter's got the bigger butt.
>>25440858
that's too bad, I like tiny butts
Am I a monster for preferring humanized?
>>25440878
>I'm not going to sugarcoat this, even though I really want to
>yes
>>25440821
>>25440728
>>25440878
What if your humanized waifupreferred you get turned into stallion
>>25440878
I am afraid so, anonymous.
>>25440864
it's cool. you can have the other one.
>>25440888
I want the eraser
>>25440885
But, but...
>>25440895
>watching my waifu get plowed by a giant, flared horsecock
I have no problem with this
>>25440909
You said "prefer" which means you like ponies less.
I'm sorry, you are a terrible person.
>>25440911
Who's a silly pony?
>>25440924
all those erasers are pretty great though
>>25440929
>I am!
>>25440921
What if your waifu was the one with the giant, flared horsecock?
>>25440944
don't fucking tilde at me
>>25440941
Considering my history on e621, I'd welcome this
>>25440957
That's it, no dessert for a week
>>25439858
>little anon
that looks like regular sized anon to me you cunt
>>25440973
mate I will insult your favorite pony and call her ugly
>>25440941
As long as she doesn't want to fuck me with it, that'd be great.
>>25439999
>autohoofllatio
unfo
>>25440986
>unfo
is that the Spanish word for unf?
>>25440984
Anon, she is going to fuck EVERYTHING with it.
And there's nothing you can do to stop her.
I'd boop this snoot.
guys
I'm out of filly treats
and it's almost midnight
>>25440064
your plan to trigger me has succeeded, well done ruseman.
The P-Files
>>25441005
you're not supposed to feed the fillies after midnight anyways
Bubble Berry on the edge and frotting
Last thread on the board!
>>25440245
pip is so small, there is no way i would ever vote for him
>>25440808
It would be fun if it turned out they are not sisters. It'd be like a reverse Star Wars for the porn.
>>25441004
that horsey muzzle is just perfect for it
>>25441019
>It'd be like a reverse Star Wars for the porn.
haha
Be sure to moisten your princess daily.
>>25441040
Looks like she's having a wet dream!
>>25441040
Pony is plenty moistened as is.
>>25441040
Don't do that to my mommy!
Anyone else feel like the old Hooffield grandma should hook up with the tiny McColts leader?
>>25440984
>okay with wife having big horsecock
>but not okay with her fucking you
what's it like being a humungous faggot?
I dare you to pick one
>>25441072
can I just kill myself instead
>>25441072
>none of them are PoC
0/10
>>25441072
AJ, because I want to glaze those appleabs in my cum.