Sooo, am I crazy or is Starlight stronger than Twilight? Every fucking appearance she's had, she's been pulling off some crazy shit.
>>27236159
She is. Starlight is better with magic, but Twilight is better at subduing people with "muh friendship". At least, she was until today.
Have you only just realised this? Even after she could steal cutie marks?
>>27236159
Only if you ignore or forget every crazy magicks Twilight has pulled off so far. Only a few weeks ago i remembered she can use mind control and make ponies go through solid crystal
I have a question for you guys
Let's assume that you somehow make it to Equestria and meet your waifu. There's only one problem: she's not interested in you. Maybe you're just incompatible, maybe she just wants to stay friends, maybe she's already in a relationship. Basically she will never, ever, love you.
My question is - would you keep her as your waifu and pine over her from a distance or would you honestly consider a relationship with another pony, considering you would be in a position to do so after all?
>>27236152
Damn.
I'd never really thought of that.
>>27236152
I would probably go build a house and live in the undiscovered west, trying to forget about how she rejected me, and cry myself to sleep until I eventually give up and hang myself on a tree, waiting to be found by paleontologist hoerses centuries later.
No matter what, the suffering just doesn't end, does it?
I don't have a waifu, while I jack off and everything I can never find myself wanting to have intimate or even non-sexual relations with another thing, waifu or in real life.
The closest thing I probabily have is a motherfu, I'm not sure if motherfu implies sexual stuff or oedipus but I don't want it anything like that. I just want to be her small colt son, doing everything I can to make my motherfu smile as she loves me unconditionally.
I know what you're thinking, it's probabily trauma, maybe it is, I don't know even issues with my parents? but that's the thing. I've never had issues with my parents but I've never found myself in nearly a decade thinking of them as such, even though we're in close contact. I think of them as friends that raised me, and not parents. I'm not adopted either.
But when I think of being with my motherfu, being able to make her smile and just generally having a happy life in Equestria, it's one of the last things that can still make me cry. I'm still not sure if I have any innocence left in my tiny shell.
>Earth ponies have to make cakes manually. >Starlight Glimmer creates one instantly with magic.
>Mrs. Cake is afraid it would put her out of business
>Pinkie even says the cake was good.
What are mud ponies good for again?
>>27236117
don't forget she just combined it all together, cooking utensils and box's for the ingredients.
spoon in the cake
>>27236117
Making crop grow faster? I don't know.
Strength and apples
Is Ember a Tsundere?
>>27236106
Is op a faggot?
>>27236106
it's canonically her defining character trait other than having dragon pussy
>>27236106
Sotp posing listerine freds.
good night /mlp/
>inb4 kill yourself and forgettable pony
>>27235998
>>27236031
sweet dreams flutter butter
>>27236031
Sweet Dreams, Flutter Butter
For a bunch of guys who love to watch a show glorifying friendship, happiness and peace you sure are a cynical and vulgar bunch.
>>27235950
We're in the process of being treated okay.
we're still on 4chan
>>27235950
/board
/life
Just watched the new episode, and holy fuck. Why was Twiggy being such a cunt? Why was Celestia acting like fanon Celie? Why were there so many awful facial expressions? Why was the pacing all over the place? What's with another cringey opening scene? Why was Cranky there? Why was Vinyl being called by her stage name?
I liked that we got to see more of Trixie as a character, but that was just about the only good thing in the episode. Her friendship with Starlight will probably never even be brought up again. What are the new writers trying to pull here?
So many questions, all i know is after ditching celestia like that twilight is sooooooo being bumped from princess to pony again.
>>27235926
This episode felt like it was written by 10 people in the span of 20 minutes, where all of them were unable to communicate with eachother. Seriously, it was one big mess
>>27235964
Yeah, that's another thing. Since when has Twilight lost concern for the Princess in favour of another issue? She could've brought Celestia with her, and then she could've recited her lesson to her like old Twiggy would've. This is the first time I've had a problem with her new character. Good job S6, you lost me. I'm sure glad I'm not a Twifag right now.
>Oh god, pandering!
>Holy hell, pandering!
>"I am an autist, but even I despise pandering!"
When did /mlp/ became so filled with genuine faggots who can't watch a minute of an episode without opening the shit-hole they call their "mouth"?
Consistent background characters and harmless throwbacks to the fandom are among these little comfy nice things this show had forever.
"Pandering" is another word to add to the list of words that have lost all meaning.
Just ignore the fools and keep enjoying the show.
bronies are retardedly self-centered
>>27235727
>Let's chose a perfect friend for a reformed Magic Hitler that will have to attend a dinner with Princess Celestia
A DJ, an impaired mailmare and a fucking donkey
Are you for fucking real?
http://pastebin.com/Pu749mrT this talks about what the fuck we're actually doing
>>27235697
Arriving back from the past, DICKS is ready to take on the world. or would be, if they din't have one little problem. Trash.
Using the same lair for to long has let it pile up, and being villains, none of them have taken it out,until it has reached SUPER proportions. Something must be done!
I need
1.Sheets
2. What junk your character has left around
>>27235738
http://pastebin.com/hirneSC9
Smutty magazines, junk food wrappers (they're Dreadjaw's wrappers Kero, I swear!), exercise equipment (haven't used that in months), boxes of board games with the little icosahedron dice and the pony figurines (they're a hobby, nothing more), unwashed clothing (It's not his day to do laundry).
>>27235738
http://pastebin.com/8V88tWpt
Had a rough breakup lads. Ponk thread for a quick smile please?Hooves or none is fine
>parents barge into my room
>tell me that I have a month to go outside and make some friends or else in getting kicked out
Help me mlp, I don't know anything about friendship
>>27235658
Pay someone to pretend to be friends with you.
We're your friends anon.
>>27235658
Step 1: get a job
Step 2: save up over the course of your month
Step 3: move out and remove all contact with your parents
How do you respond if Trixie came up to you asking for help because she was raped?
>>27235482
I'd realize that I'm walking in circles.
>>27235482
Wonder why she would ask her assailant this.
I would >rape her.
again.
https://youtu.be/QzCydHvUx-c?t=70
What the FUCK is this SHIT
Does this writer even watch the fucking show
Why was the scared of the manticore
WHY
FUCK
LITERALLY THE
FIRST
FUCKING
EPISODE
SHE ISN'T SCARED AND KNOWS WHATS UP
AND NOW SHE'S SCARED AS SHIT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
What if this was a storyboard addition?
>>27235446
She wasn't scared of the manticore, she was scared for Trixie's safety. Sit the fuck down.
>>27235446
>He thinks any of the current writers ever watched S1
I still don't trust either of them.
>>27235379
bump
>>27235379
>Look at them just standing there.
>Menacingly!
>>27235379
Trixie's eyes aren't as shiny, they look almost dull. Is she actually suicidal?
I AM AT WORK WITH A HORRID DOWNLOAD SPEED SO I CAN'T WATCH THE EPISODE
WAS IT SHIT? DID THEY RUIN MY WAIFU TRIXIE BY MAKING HER A "I SUCK AT MAGIC AND LIFE ;_; JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP" TYPE? DID THEY EXPLAIN WHY SHE ISN'T APOLOGETIC LIKE AT THE END OF MAGIC DUEL? PLEASE FUCKING RESPOND I MUST KNOW
>inb4 y r u at work feggit(NIGHT SHIFT)
>inb4 catalog, nigger, use it(EAT SHIT WITH EXTRA CUM ON TOP, THERE'S NO THREAD THAT ISN'T SHIT THAT ANSWERS ME)
>inb4 any other non-helpful reply(FUCK YOU)
>>27235307
Yeah, they shipped her with Snails.
>>27235318
THAT'S BULLSHIT BUT I BELIEVE IT
FUCKING FUCK I NEED MONEY BUT THIS IS KILLING ME
>>27235307
Calm down. The episode will be there tomorrow. Wait and watch it yourself instead of having autists give you a predisposition. FFS OP, they're just Technicolor pones.
