Let's talk about this cutie.
Pacifier in anus when?
I bet she wears diapers
>>27459277
stop giving me fetishes, anon
There has to be some logical/biological answer. I saw someone say something about their physical features being similar to humans, but I don't see how a quadruped equine with huge eyes and (usually) an equines snatch is similar.
i've fucked hollow zucchinis
This should be obvious
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
For all of Rarity's celebrated successes, she's still a relative newcomer outside of Ponyville. Carousel Boutique may have attracted the attention of big names like Sapphire Shores and Hoity Toity, but even after breaking into the markets at Canterlot and Manehattan, she's still one of numerous other designers. What about the other fashion stores lining Saddle Row? How have they taken to their new neighbor?
>>27452958
Previous thread.
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
Previous thread --> https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/27449254/#27450311
Boss two: The Flim Flam Brothers
>The Flim Flam Brothers have grown tired of their constant failures at ripping ponies off and have now used their know-how of machinery to build devastating contraptions.
>They are now harvesting materials to build even more destructive machines, eventually having the fire power to take over Equestria.
>Instead of bothering Twilight and her friends again Celestia as decided to send you to deal with them.
Flim and Flam of 50 HP each and you must instruct your heroes which one you want them to attack. To summon a hero you must post a pic of your chosen hero, the target you want them to hit, and optionally a description of how they attack. Damage is determined by gets. If a hero gets no gets then it will be ignored in order to keep the thread going at a good pace. For every successful summon get I will write a short green. Rerolls are fine as long as the rules are followed.
Dubs is five damage.
Trips is fifteen damage.
Quads is thirty damage.
Quints is half whatever the health is.
Sexts is instant win.
The hero to strike the final blow will dethrone the mega sex god of memes Faust, take her title, and will be remembered by Anons everywhere forever.
>"Well look at this brother of mine, it's the bipedal beast!"
>The twin unicorns look down at you with sneers from their harvester.
>"Well what do you know, it seems that the princesses think so little of us that they have sent a coward that can't even fight his own battles!"
"That's real rich coming from you Dumb and Dumber 'cus you both need to make these little toys to do the fighting for you!"
>The brother turn their harvester to face you, it's claw ready to grab at you.
>"Then let's put it to the test, your cowardly magic VS out brilliant machinery!"
>Ready to wipe the floor with them you charge your first summon spell, the fight is at hand.
Who do you summon first?
>>27457395
Sunset will destroy you
>>27457588
Well, you got the dubs, but you ain't got the pic. Brah I'm sorry but I make the rules and enforce them.
>>27457596
Sunset will rape you and the boss
Twilight wants you to read her a bedtime story.
What do you read to her?
>>27456335
the ponysutra
>>27456335
The Joy of Sex
>>27456335
Naked Lunch.
>When you remember that one time you wore a DJ-PON3 Hot Topic t shirt to school.
>>27455713
how old are you?
>When you remember that you wore a Fluttershy Hot topic t-shirt to school.It was a women's shirt, too
>>27455725
Rite now 21
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Gemima's Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/FFVMA7pn
Version: 1.3
Recent updates: Old HP system is back.
For new players: Post the nearest three items to your RIGHT excluding computer accessories, then post what race and gender you'd like to be (Earth Pony, Pegasus, Unicorn).
Open up the left door.
>>27454934
/inv
Take Manhorse's Silver-tipped Great Sword and equip it.
>>27454934
Follow Starlight
There is literally no reason to (still) hate this character.
>>27453853
Except for autism.
>>27453853
why the fuck are its wings so big
>>27453870
ezeneca pls.
Fifteenth Anniversary Edition
This is the superhero general, mainly starring Sunset Shimmer as Spider-woman, but any and all mlp/superhero content is welcome.
green away faggots
Featured: Our newest addition: Voidborn
http://pastebin.com/VRcwJQfG
Live writefags by storysize:
untitled 7 - http://pastebin.com/P4Mawhsw
treppahcs - http://pastebin.com/ps2Ts8J1
superkeaton - http://pastebin.com/u/superkeaton (in parts)
Dead Writefags by storysize:
Beans - http://pastebin.com/yNaJFuz0
Red - http://pastebin.com/hTFVft7x
Shocker Anon - http://pastebin.com/CYSHBCi1
Roommate Anon - http://pastebin.com/vqHxXiMY
FemAnon - http://pastebin.com/xkSzdr5V
Previous Thread: >>27371277
>>27444055
>Be Anon.
>Be seriously pissed.
>“That look on your face...”
>Chrysalis was laughing.
>“Sorryyy~ I just couldn’t resist.”
>You let her laugh herself out as you hide your techwear in your backpack.
>Her laughter slowly dies.
“At least someone is happy.”
>“Okay, I’ve collected myself. Haaa... That was fun.”
“Speak for yourself.”
>“It was mean, yeah. But anyway... I really don’t think Flim kept the bits of your body which were charred. Or that it was any good. Fire does destroy so much.”
>Hmm...
“And what about anyone else? Who even knows that I...”
>You were unable to finish the sentence.
>“Well, the people present-”
“Who was the last guy, I didn’t know him.”
>“Hmm? You mean Dr. Connors?”
“Would I know his name I wouldn’t have asked. But I know that name.”
>“Yeah? He does research involving anything ‘super’. He made big parts of the serum that triggered Flam’s little goblin incident.”
“You sound like this all amuses you. Flam and... Hydra. Those are no jokes.”
>“It is when you are me.”
>...
“And who are you? You’re not a normal employee of Flimdustries, and you’re not even a- you have abilities.”
>“Flimdustries...?”
>Damn, you said that nickname out loud.
“Don’t change the subject.”
>“And here I thought I could shake your mind off.”
“You’re not going to give me a good answer, are you?”
>“Let’s see what the best one would be. I’m an interested party.”
“Interested in what?”
>“In ‘not being bored’.”
>You narrow your eyes.
>>27453434
>She had her arms raised and does a pirouette, looking up in the sky.
>Centipede? Ten Rings? What?
>Well, at least Weapon X was dead.. right?
“You want to bring it all down? You’re an anarchist?”
>“Oh no, I do think some kind of /government/ needs to be in place, you know, for the greater good, even though chaos could be fun for a while too.”
>You don’t know what to make of her.
“Soooo...?”
>“I just don’t like to be bored. And you... You might be my ticket into Hydra.”
>You gulp.
>She wants to use you as a pawn.
>“But don’t worry, I’m... your ally, okay? I’ll look out for you, and in turn you continue to do what you’re doing, okay?. Loyal to those who’ve been good to you, remember?”
“You’ll protect me?”
>She smiles.
>“I will.”
“And in turn you want me to dance like a monkey?”
>Her smile fades.
>“Don’t insult me!”
>All the cheerfulness from earlier was gone.
>“I’m not looking for cheap amusement, and neither will I gamble your life on ‘fun’, you understand me? I offer you friendship.”
>She almost spits that word.
>“And you think I’m some kind of villain.”
>Now you feel bad.
>Would she not be seriously scary right now you’d feel worse.
>Her anger evaporates after a while.
“You have a weird way of offering up friendship.”
>“Yeah? I’m no expert in that field.”
“No, apparently not.”
>There was a small awkward pause.
>“If you’d ever need protection from them I will do so because I will finally be able to interact with them. But that doesn’t mean that you will not be protected, or that I don’t care for your life.”
>She sighs.
>>27453445
>“I know people who’d willingly sacrifice a life to accomplish a small task. Just recently someone died for a simple message... ‘Hey, I’m here. Want to come out and play?’ It’s despicable...”
>There is some puzzle piece you are missing, isn’t there?
>“What do you think?”
“Uhh... Life is sacred?”
>She tilts her head.
>“Give me your hand.”
“Wha-?”
>Confused, you raise your injured hand again.
>“No, the fine one.”
>Even more so, you do as she says once again and give her your good hand.
>She then produces a pen (from somewhere) and begins to write on it.
>’Chrissy’ with an heart-dotted ‘I’ and her phone number.
>“Girl number.”
>She comments.
>“No booty calls, but do use it when you’re in trouble or want to go out crime fighting.”
“Girl number...”
>You reppeat her words like a moron.
>You don’s have Sunset’s number yet.
>But Chrysalis is not...
>“I’m 24 by the way.”
>Oh?
>That’s certainly within a date-able margin.
>What are you thinking about, you have Sunset!
>You shake your head clear.
“You’re not the /real/ Black Widow though, are you?”
>“I am who carries that mantle at the moment.”
“And the real one?”
>“Nobody I have to worry about.”
“The name is for a constant double agent where nobody ever knows which side she's on.”
jap edition
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Previous thread
>>27448553
>filly
>colt
>>27452958
Touch horse
Let's have some pony related cringe
>>27452704
https://youtu.be/HeuzblW_vEUim sorry
What a fat disgusting whore. First she eats herself satisfied like a gluttonous pig, then she hands someone else the pig.
Fucking bitch.
>>27452082
I'll hand YOU my pig if you don't stop this shit.
>>27452082
He invited her there. It's his own fault. She didn't have to give him the exclusive interview, but she did. The LEAST he can do is have her pig for her.
>>27452082
>disgusting whore
This isn't your personal blog, don't come here to talk about your sister.
Boss one: Nightmare Moon
>Nightmare Moon's returned and has captured every threat to her rule such as the mane six and the princesses.
>She is now ready to claim all of Equestria, but there is one hero left who can stop her, you, Anon the Summoner.
>Why a summoner?
>Because your not gonna let your ass get handed to you, let the poor saps you summon do that for you.
Nightmare Moon has 100 HP and you must summon heroes to drop it down to zero. You summon a hero when you post a pic of them and describe how they attack her. Damage is decided by gets, but rather you get a get or not I will provide a short green about how their attack goes.
If no get then hero is kill, and no damage is done.
Dubs is five damage.
Trips is fifteen damage.
Quads is thirty damage.
Quints is half whatever the health is.
Sexts is instant win.
The hero that beats the boss is made mega sex god of all memes and forever remembered by Anons everywhere.
>"Oh, it's the hairless ape."
>Nightmare Moon grins as she leers down at you from her throne.
>"Here to give up peacefully and become my pet?"
>You remain silent as you charge the spell to summon your first hero.
>"Or maybe you're actually crazy enough to try and fight me?"
>Laughing at her own joke she doesn't notice you let go of your magic, summoning-!"
Who do you summon first?
Praises the sun!
I summon Bowser, Lord of the Koopas!
Stab the fucker.
>It is movie night in Ponyvile where all the residents gather around the townhall to watch a film.
>Princess Celestia and Luna are guests to the event.
>It has been four months since you came to equestria.
>The ponies (especially Pinkie Pie) wants to see a human movie.
>You pick (Pic related)
What happens next?
>>27449004
They kill you because you're an Aryannefag
>>27449014
Here is a
>Implying
609 - The Saddle Row Review
Written by Nick Confalone
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4
Now that things are slightly settled in for Rarity For You, the Manehattanites can handle the day to day operations. The landlord might still want to encourage his daughter's ventures into the world of fashion, so patience and ingenuity should win the day there. Who knows what she'll be capable of once she learns more of the ins and outs of the business? She's certainly not lacking enthusiasm - she just might be a bit ahead of the curve, is all.
>>27443044
Previous thread.
>filly
>filly
Princess Cadance and the Spring Hearts Garden still storytimed here!
>>27385781
(EqG) Twilight's Sparkly Sleepover Surprise still storytimed here!
>>27385480
604- On Your Marks
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x43ayph
605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz
606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb
607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq
608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3
610 - Applejack's "Day" Off:Rarity struggles to get Applejack to relax at the spa; when Twilight and Spike attempt to take over Applejack's simple farm chores, it turns out to be a more difficult job than they thought.
611 - Flutter Brutter:When Fluttershy's self-absorbed brother starts freeloading off their parents, she encourages him to move out. Unfortunately, he moves in with her instead, forcing Fluttershy to stand up to her brother and help him get over his fear of failure.
613 - Spice Up Your Life:Pinkie Pie and Rarity are called to Canterlot to solve a friendship problem. Once there, they discover a father and daughter whose relationship is strained as they struggle to keep their restaurant open. Pinkie Pie and Rarity both want to help, but have different ideas on what "help" means.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
