>>8006336
This isn't funny at all.
You always have the least funny memes of al 4chan, lit.
>>8006339
you might want to look up Hemingway
>>8006535
On /pol/, a similar image is popular where a Turkish man turns into a cockroach. Can't find it right now, but this reminded me of that meme.
lmfao
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3577223/Reading-Harry-Potter-books-makes-children-MENTALLY-ILL-says-headmaster-warns-letting-addicted-fantasy-novels-bad-feeding-heaps-sugar.html
>>8006545
al would you please get him something to drink
>>8006549
I think there's no character stranger and more off-putting than the curmudgeonly headmaster of a middle school
it's like the intellectually rather than physically insecure equivalent of a bullying pe teacher
>>8006544
>>8006549
Will this ride ever end? Why is reality so often stranger than fiction? Why is there an idiot on every fucking corner?
>>8006557
fuck, this describes my middle school principal perfectly. every assembly he'd come to the stage and launch into some fucking long, droning speech. literally every kid in the hall would sigh as he walked on, it was really loud, so he definitely heard it. it was always some kind of high-minded moral lesson like "dont watch porn" or "respect your elders" and it went on for about 30 minutes. i also went through this phase when i was 12 where i refused to listen to anyone and told everyone to fuck off because they didn't have "the right" to tell me what to do. was having babbys first existential crisis at the time, so it sort of makes sense. i got sent to his office and he said "you seem to have a very inflated opinion of your rights." i called him a retard and walked home.
anyway i liked what you said and im stealing it so thank you
>>8006549
This, kids should be reading Titus Andronicus.
>>8006279
>>8006452
It's still not funny m8
Someone post the Bloom discernible talent one pls
>>8006346
Except for the trolley meme, that one is plusgood.
are Mira's feet humorous?
>>8007801
>mira gonzalez will literally never make you lick her sweaty feet
>>8007810
>ywn stay inside all day being mopey and smoking cannabis with Mira
8000000
well shit
>>8000000
>>8006452
Hemingway wouldn't write "sucking on cigarettes".
>>8009002
what the fuck
>>8006279
A liberal sophist homosexual Athenean philosopher and dialectic was teaching a class on Socrates, known teleologist
"Before the class begins, you must get on your knees and worship Socrates and accept that he was the most highly-evolved being the world has ever known, even greater than Homer!“
At this moment, a rude, unshaven, pro-dog ex pirate slave who had masturbated 15 times a day and understood the futility of society and fully supported eating and drinking in the market stood up and held up a chicken.
"How would you describe a man, pinhead?”
The arrogant professor smirked quite Persianly and smugly replied “A featherless biped, you stupid cynic”
"Wrong. This chicken's been plucked since you made this observation. If man is a featherless biped and knowing thyself, as you say, is possible… then it should be a man now"
The philosopher was visibly shaken, and dropped his hemlock and copy of Apology (of Socrates). He stormed out of the room crying those Athenean crocodile tears. The same tears liberals cry for the “slaves” (who today live in such luxury that most are only beaten once a day) when they jealously try to claw captured catamites from the deserving ruling class. There is no doubt that at this point our philosopher, Plato, wished he had lived in a wine barrel and eschewed societal views of normalcy. He wished so much that hemlock to poison with and save himself from embarrassment, but he himself had philosophized against it!
The pupils applauded and all became Cynics that day and accepted no one as their lord and savior. An eagle named “Antisthenes” flew into the room and perched atop the Republic Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The students masturbated several times, and Crates of Thebes himself showed up and enacted the principles of asceticism across the country.
The philosopher lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He died of the gay plague "The Plague" and was tossed into the underworld for all eternity.
>>8009139
”Wrong. It’s been 58 years since you published Syntactic Structures and plunged us into the dark age of cognitivism. If it was language was not simply a semiotic system among many and Universal Grammar, as you say, is real… then we would be speaking Hebrew now”.
The professor was visibly shaken, and dropped his chalk and his favorite Bill Cosby sweater. He stormed out of the room crying those anarcho-syndicalist crocodile tears, the same tears liberals cry for the “poor” (who today live in such luxury that most own refrigerators) when they publish tracts condemning right-wing dictators and ignoring the atrocities of left-wing rulers in Peru, Angola, Pakistan, and Equatorial Guinea. There is no doubt that at this point our professor, Noam Chomsky, wished he had pulled himself up by his bootstraps and become more than a sophist anarchist professor. He wished so much that he could blame his actions on the environmental influence of the academic ivory tower, but he himself had argued against it!
The students all predictably applauded at this positive stimulus that day and accepted B. F. Skinner as their lord and savior. An eagle named Radical Translation flew into the room and perched atop the American Flag and shed a tear on the chalk. The pledge of allegiance was read several times, and Willard van Orman Quine himself showed up and abolished all cognitive psychology departments across the country.
The professor lost his tenure and was fired the next day. He was sent to Guantanamo Bay for political subversion and was forced to watch looped footage of Foucault laughing at him for all eternity.
>>8006549
>Writing on his blog, Mr. Whiting, head of the independent Acorn School in Nailsworth, Gloucester, thinks that people should have a 'special licence' to buy fantasy books.
Why do so many English people like the idea of making something they have a personal distaste for require some sort of licensing? First guns, then tools, then silverware, now books.
>>8009139
>>8009143
This was fucking brilliant
>>8009143
that behavioral psychologists name?
>>8007810
Feet are fucking gross.
>>8006452
This gets posted in all of these threads. It has never been funny.
>>8009171
alban einstein
![735045843_80359[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/FLA9tpu.gif "735045843_80359[1].gif")
>>8009320
>>8009131
o i am laffin
![1462614099128[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/VDnyJ6f.png "1462614099128[1].png")
OC
>>8009761
>making me want to fuck bloom
stop it
>>8009840
Fucking him is the only way to gain his powers.
>>8009752
Woaaaaaa!! Sprinkle the original problem with some alephs and meaningless rates as to give the impression that there's an objectively correct answer to the problem!!!
>>8006452
Hemingway isn't Bukowski
>>8009971
woosh
>>8006452
Hemmingway*
>>8009002
To be fair to that autist, how often have you not read a post or simply seen the layout of OP and the first couple of replies and had a Déjà vu?
Also does anyone have the screencap of the vorefag from a couple of weeks, or maybe it's been months, back?
>>8010014
Damn, someone should really write a book in this style. I'd read it
>>8006545
>tfw can't unGoogle this
>>8010227
>flawless shakespearean pentameter
>unstressed verb with a stressed pronoun
whatever you must tell yourself to feel superior.
>>8009143
>and was forced to watch looped footage of Foucault laughing at him for all eternity.
kek
>>8009314
Thats topkek
>>8010005
That's what you get for posting a math joke in a /lit/ thread.
>>8006695
Is this a paradox?
Does anyone have that caption of the thread where a nice girl writes enthusiastically about her recent reads and anons rip her a new one and ends up leaving the toxic shithole forever?
>>8010014
Fuck, you could probably post this in a feels thread on any other board and no one would think anything of it.
>>8010668
I want to believe that footnote just says "banged"
>>8009752
There can't be Aleph-1 people on the right-hand track; there can be at most Aleph-0 people on either side since they are able to be put in an ordered sequence.
>>8009355
One.
>>8009355
kek
>>8010976
I saw a woman reading a romance novel in the sun when I was on my lunch break once. I almost told her about cataracts but I spilled my spaghetti all over her. Her new service dog likes me.
>>8010976
top kek
>>8011081
>writing in your book
>>8009338
fuck you
>>8010322
>he has never seen a trochee in the second foot
>>8010535
yes
>>8006656
so he was right
>>8006549
he's right, if you feed kids harry potter you end up with real actual adults that act like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kxQv6MdTe4E
Has anyone got the adventures of buzz and woody written in the style of McCarthy?
>>8006279
>>8010976
Classic.
>>8009163
>being anti gun-control
>>8010122
is this to be the next trend in literature
i'd personally be astonished to see people seriously reading memes in my lifetime
>>8011170
top prose
>>8011081
top kek
>>8006531
He probably never said that. But if he did fuck thats stupid reddit pretentious fuck
>>8010720
Aleph-1 can be put in an ordered sequence (assuming the Well Ordering Theorem). It's just really long.
>>8013532
hahaha epic meme, bro
>>8006549
>The Shocker.jpg
>>8013517
It's true though. Animorphs is done for.
Dumping a couple I've accumulated from /lit/ and /his/ lately
>>8010976
I never found this funny, just got feels.
>>8013632
>>8013653
fuck me top post
>>8009131
fuck
>>8009752
I want off this ride
>>8013681
These are all correct observations but you can't deny that all three somehow manage to be fucking good books.
>>8013653
Ok I fucking lost it at this
One of my favs
Sartrye
>>8010008
no thats wrong
>>8013703
I don't use Goodreads for the community, I use it to keep track of what I have read and to find new books.
>tfw your image folder isn't as big as you remember and all the good shit you've seen on the internet over the years is lost forever
>>8006336
Fucking kek
I don't know why this made me laugh so much
>>8006545
idgi
>>8013761
Oh man I remember that christmas post
>>8013789
jesus christ
>>8013631
you dont need two 'is' there
>>8006695
The trolly problem meme fb page is really top notch shitposting, I enjoy almost every post.
>>8012046
>watched this for what felt like a good 5 minutes
>check time
>1:41
>mfw
>>8012046
MEIN GOTT
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>>8013870
how the fuck did you make it to 1:41
>>8013703
>The Communist Manifesto
>Recommends it for: Anarchists!!
>>8010008
Hemmmingway*
>>8012046
I actually feel a little ill
>>8013897
Kill the sound, imagine thrusting your throbbing member into her scarlet painted whorehole, the soothing sensation of her shrieks replaced with suppressed gargles, her eyes tearing up and dilating with fear as she realizes you will not let go of her head, that she will not be drawing breath again.
>>8011072
im reading the doors of perception now. its about, like, taking peyote to understand how retards work i think
>>8014020
Is that third image a reference to autism?
>>8013989
It pains the soul that oldfags like you are so rare. I am sure you'll get multiple (You)s complaining that you 'should seek help' and 'ew' and whatnot.
Stay beautiful, creep.
>>8014022
Yeah. Süperman as autistic. Someone just said Huxley has better ideas than Orwell. Is this pic, potato.png, at all accurate or just trying to be funny?
>>8014038
im sorta half and half on it. made it as a joke, doubt many will take it too seriously
they shouldnt
>>8013989
you should seek help
>>8014044
Mmkay
>>8006549
>>8009131
>>8009143
>>8013789
here we have a joke that dialectically expands itself.
>>8013989
whatnot
>>8009143
Anyone got a screencap? Just got here and the first half was deleted.
>>8013681
shouldnt have used 'quirky' twice desu famalam
>>8006545
pure unsubstantiated balogna
>>8013703
> Read Robinson Crusoe the other day
> Wrote a review
> Checked out other reviews
> "This is one of those books that really serves to remind a modern audience of why we should kill whitey[...]"
mfw
>>8009131
Hearty kek
>>8009752
I'd pull the lever just because it would look cool.
>>8013637
audibly kekd with the combined energy of a thousand suns
>>8013805
best thread
>>8013805
HAHAH. Oh yes I remember.
Must have been before I was forced to come out.
>>8012046
she's 25
>>8014892
>>8014898
>>8014902
>>8014905
>>8014913
>>8013532
>he said something I didn't like and enjoys something I don't like
>better question his masculinity and insult his intelligence
every single time
>>8013532
better than not having one at all
>>8013989
noice post, would read again
>>8013703
Brendan is 100% right though
>>8011093
>men and women have the same essence
Well meme'd, friend
>>8011582
>>8012049
>>8013922
kekked at that too
>>8007844
Why even live?
>>8015492
Better than only being a side character.
>>8015492
>not being the hero of your story
come on m8, get it together
>>8015492
>a female character being the main hero
your story is shit m8
>>8014566
I really wish I lived near a lake. I would just get a rowboat and paddle every morning or night.
>>8012127
>Being pro-Jamal-fucking-your-wife
>>8011072
>no leaves of grass
Shit selection desu
>>8006279
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Sgz_5iIRdg
>>8016124
>#TRENCH FOOT
>>8016124
Sounds like fun, how could you be against it
>>8013703
tbqf Old Man and the Sea was as good as Hemingway was ever going to fucking get.
>>8016144
I think it has something to do with people respecting the war in which large numbers of lives were lost and instead of teaching your students and preparing them for the future, you have them prepare for their twitter.
>>8016124
b-but what if i don't know what 'instagram caption' is
>>8006549
oh, that's you don't know what a grudge the russian orthodox church had (and still has!) against the poor harry
the funniest thing that i read it's when some russian christian writer (a woman ofc) wrote a parody about harry where the magical school is supported by the devil and the children fly on their mops because invisible devils carry them etc etc
also it seems it can be even more hilarious in the future, takinjg some political hues together with religious
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/04/the-russian-orthodox-church-is-having-a-full-fledged-freak-out-over-harry-potter-and-its-hilarious/
>The Russian Orthodox Church has apparently joined forces with the country’s Ministry of Culture and military to produce a film condemning satanist foreign powers, inspired by Harry Potter and Nazism.
>According to the clip, the main antagonists of the picture are represented by “an academy of sorcerers and wizards” in Scotland, who “mend the minds of children with presents and magic, that create demons, invisible to human eyes” and seek to “topple our country from inside”. Our protagonists are Russian military school students, who decide to rescue their peers from the castle walls of the wizard school.
here i began to giggle
>According to the synopsis of the film on its website (spoiler alert) the wizards are in league with NATO, whose warships appear to threaten our protagonist’s daring escape at the film’s climax. With the power of prayer, the cadets summon Russia’s nuclear fleet and thus, NATO retreats.
i think it's mostly a bullshit though
>>8016165
PTSD game strong
>>8016163
It's still a good exercise.
Do you actually think you would be as good at memeing if you didn't practiced everyday on /lit/?
>>8016176
Bullshit that i believe.
>>8016549
oh my fucking god
>>8016782
>>8013989
are we doing that katie thing again? someone send this to her
>>8006336
>>8006544
>>8006559
>>8012046
I would do things to this girl the geneva convention probably considers war crimes
>>8012046
What's wrong with these people?
somebody post that ana/lit/ics poster that has wittgenstein and russell on it
>>8016847
that cover...
>>8016767
well, considering that you were brainwashed by fox news and stuff, no wonder
>>8016945
all I have
>>8017001
>Derrida? what the fuck is a derrida?
My sides
>>8016950
It's not a real cover
I hope
>>8009143
Lel why would Quine abolish cognitive psychology departments? I see nothing in his work to suggest that he would. I would imagine he'd support cognitivist approaches to language and cognition.
>>8006336
I wish that would exist :(
>>8012046
I made it to 1:57. Wow...how does this person have over 100,000 subscribers? How can someone who isn't 11 enjoy a video like this? Why do I spend my time complaining about a youtuber on a Proto-Indo-European carpentry appreciation forum when I could be doing something meaningful with my life? I don't even really want to talk about how cringey this video is. Who are we to judge? At least she's doing something with her life. I feel like we are the people DFW was talking about when he spoke of spectators who drenched everything in irony and poked fun at everything. Ugh. I hate us. Or maybe I just hate me. Either way, I want to stop being such a pretentious ass and live life sincerely. It's too bad I'm too much of a coward to do that.
>>8013922
Anarchists do take a lot from Marx's critique of capitalism so it sort of makes sense.
>>8015681
Thanks I've been looking for this for a long time
>>8013738
keked hard
>>8017532
I feel your chaotic pain, random person.
>>8017444
It is funny. I laughed out loud quite a lot while reading that book. I agree with his book too; he just keeps make sarcastic and snide remarks though.
>>8017532
I believe only work can save us from this
and I mean any kind of hard work
diligent and dedicated people are better than usme
Hitler was right: Arbeit macht frei
>>8006531
>Cheetah morph in Animorphs #11
The morph used in Animorphs #11 was a Jaguar morph, acquired when the team went through a sario rip and ended up in the Amazon. The cheetah morph was from #37, where Rachel took over the team and they used the cheetah's speed to catch the super-fast Garatron
Does anyone have the Monseuir post about Blood Meridian?
Got a good fucking kek out of that.
>>8017717
Hahaha fuck me.
>>8016124
I've honestly never visited the twitter or the instagram websites ever.
I do use facebook once a week or so if I remember to check it. I had myspace back in the day. social media is too "busy" for me.
>>8010702
kek
>>8017594
It's not supposed to be funny, ironic, or sarcastic.
>>8011081
>tfw someone reposts my oc
>>8017772
what are you, like a 14 year old version of the Unabomber?
Been meaning to shop up a proper-looking version of this but it might ruin the aesthetic.
Anyone have that post about a Stem student disrupting an English Literature lecture.
Some great imagery in that one like:
>Afghan Clogs block the doorways
>Free Range hens jump out the nearest window
>Hippies splutter coffee on to their beards - or something like that-
Fucking gold.
>>8017789
>Providentially, we are endowed with enough manic enthusiasm to keep us plowing onward and making more of ourselves, bragging all the while about what billions of years of evolution have bidden every species to do anyway.
>survivors follow [Nietzsche's] lead as a perverted pessimist- one who has consecrated himself to loving life exactly because it is the worst thing imaginable, a sadomasochistic joyride through the twists and turns of being unto death.
Maybe I have a weird sense of humor, but lines like these kept me chuckling throughout the book. There are lots, but the pdf online is not the same and I too lazy to type them all out.
>>8006531
Animorphs #11 specifically is the first novel I ever read on my own
>>8017573
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5R8gduPZw4
DFW felt it too. I can't find anyone who can articulate it as well as him. I watch his interviews over and over again. One of these days, I'll do something. You will too.
>>8017603
I'm not sure if I agree with you. It depends on what you mean. If you're talking about really challenging, fulfilling work that leaves you exhausted but also pleased with what you're done, yes. That is what will save us. If you mean constant busy-work to keep your mind off how much everything sucks, no. That's just a distraction.
>>8006329
underrated post
>>8017880
>he exists as certainly as unicorns and your prospects for success in life
FUCKING REKT
Hissing, hackles lifting, the chicken's head rose. Kahlan pulled back. Its claws digging into stiff dead flesh, the chicken slowly turned to face her. It cocked its head, making its comb flop, its wattles sway.
"Shoo," Kahlan heard herself whisper. There wasn't enough light, and besides, the side of its beak was covered with gore, so she couldn't tell if it had the dark spot, But she didn't need to see it.
"Dear spirits, help me," she prayed under her breath.
The bird let out a slow chicken cackle. It sounded like a chicken, but in her heart she knew it wasn't. In that instant, she completely understood the concept of a chicken that was not a chicken. This looked like a chicken, like most of the Mud People's chickens. But this was no chicken. This was evil manifest.
>>8018880
was he rly pro-pedo?
>>8019063
I never knew him and Sartre defended that sort of thing once in a petition until I came here.
>>8014073
>The Mahabharata
Nice
>>8016908
Turks don't look like that
>>8016124
#TRENCH FOOT is not even a valid hashtag you can't use spaces
>>8012046
She's kinds cute
![tumblr_nk52k2sfWo1tw8qtuo1_500[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/WGWjQMU.jpg "tumblr_nk52k2sfWo1tw8qtuo1_500[1].jpg")
>>8017532
>How can someone who isn't 11 enjoy a video like this?
they watch it for the plot :^)
