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We're all in it together edition!

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OT: >>6355591
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>tfw no suicide pact
worst trans community ever
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1st for purest love ~
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>>6356820
Maybe try Susan's :^)
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>>6356812
ohaiyo mtfg !!!

>tfw had big exam today and then work straight after

im really tired but glad i got it done t b h
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long distance is hard sometimes
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Nth for not having the cocklust
feelsgood
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>>6356826
Hey Kit!
Did you try my milk + honey thing?
How did the exam go?
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>>6356826
Hopefully this means more free time soon?
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Reminder that if ur boobs aren't at least a c cup u aren't trutrans
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>>6356826
how was it??
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>>6356837
Don't you have to also have lips thicker than 1mm to be trutrans? I'm afraid that rules you out.
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>>6356834
I did actually and im P sure it worked, cause i went to sleep p soon after. even tho i was p anxious for my exam when i woke up (and was feeling really tired)

>>6356835
i have two more exams this week coming up but yeah ! i will be SO GLAD to have them behind me honestly

>>6356837
o-oh

>>6356842
it was good i feel ! like idk, i didn't finish my last essay but i think i covered enough and i felt like i had atleast a decent grasp on what the questions where asking.


how are all you girls btw??
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>>6356843
Anon y must you come for me where it hurts...
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>>6356827
yeah thats why I don't do it anymore desu

>>6356837
>tfw lost weight
>tfw you lost it most of it from your boobs first then other places
>tfw pathetic B cup now
o well
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>>6356837
i don't need your made up criteria to know i'm not trutrans
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>>6356837
>2016
>not being AGP

bottom lel
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>>6356812
that picture is so fucking cute
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>>6356837
Will you be my flat boyfriend, Maddie
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I hurt, but I love y'all!
I had a sex dream
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>>6356852
I'm an older model, though, I'm stuck with ISA hardware...
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>>6356854
edie made it for us before she left ^_^
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>>6356837
>2yr hrt
>barely aa cups
._.

>>6356848
that's good! I knew you'd do well desu
I'm good today. I'm getting on a plane later to go visit my sister for the weekend :)
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>>6356849
Because you and your fellow "I'm a man" fags need to be stoned to death. Fuck off.
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>>6356859
im kinda retarded whats ISA again? =o
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>>6356848
Good luck with the exams, are you graduating?
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>>6356862
I'm a boy =3
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>>6356864
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Industry_Standard_Architecture
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>>6356848
Exams are hard but keep up the work! I'm sure you'll kill it!
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>>6356869
Same desu
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hello
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>>6356869
Then fuck off you giant barrel chested retarded hon
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>>6356861
thanks anon!! are you the anon that was so nice to me last night???

also that sounds cool t b h i havn't traveled anywhere for a while ! is your sister nice??

>>6356865
i need to complete more units, i think i can graduate about October HOPEFULLY that is my dream. also thanks for the good luck !

>>6356873
thanks red !! i hope you are well rn
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>>6356879
benicetopeopleplsty
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>tfw not allowed to drink in your house anymore
Just fucking kill me.
>>6356859
>tfw you are AGP but look like you have a CGA card in you
>>6356862
What else am I supposed to say about my shit then? Like, everything screams man on me fampai.
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>>6356884
>October
Then Canada tbqh.
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>tfw I realize that I've been in this general for the past 6 hours or so
This place is like crack. I know it's bad for me, but I can't stay away.
I really should make an effort to quit though.
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>>6356892
that is the goal rn
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Who is the most batshit tripfag?

My vote goes to Melly

>guns
>drugs
>the stupid ass shit shes does
>trump supporter
>a really shitty sense of humor

Red is next on the list because she is basically the /mtfg/ bicycle. Everyone gets to ride the bicycle.
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How long is good amount for practicing my voice?

I typically do 30mins is that too short?
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Ugh I always feel really tired and irritable during the last week before my next implant. Suffering desu.
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>>6356902
Kayla or Sheen
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>>6356848
you can do it kit!
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>>6356902
I like both of those trips tho.... I dunno who is craziest trip desu..
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>>6356902
I'm officially psychotic. Just saying... Just because I'm rather functional most of the time doesn't change that.
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>>6356902
N-no!
I'm no longer being a bicycle!
I like Melly!
Be nice
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>>6356916
http://youtu.be/2CTPLUcQAjk
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Daily reminder that
>you don't have a husband
>that you're being lewd with
>that he isn't taking you passionately right now
>that he isn't knocking you up

n with that I'm off to the market n starbucks
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>>6356930
I want a husband that treats me like a male princess
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>>6356795

Yeah, that does sound wild. I like to dress up en femme when I play gigs, but I've never done a striptease on stage. That sounds entertaining.
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>>6356884
u-um I think that was me. I was telling you you would do great today on the exam

and ya she is, but I have to be boymode around her which is kinda annoying :\ she lives in florida so it's super hot there right now

>>6356904
don't strain yourself, you don't want to damage anything. 30 mins is probably a good starting point but make sure to drink plenty of water while you practice!
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>>6356904

Nah, it's more about doing it every day than doing it for a long time.
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has anyone here done waist training? my steel boned corset just came in and im gonna try it for a month straight. any tips before i start?
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>>6356936
ohh?? are you not out to her yet? im kinda the same w/ my famiily rn

i hope your trip goes really well anon !

>>6356910
thanks !!! im giving it my BEST
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>>6356944
Start off wearing it for just a few hours,
then wear it for most of the day
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>TFW I develop crushes strictly based on personalities
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>>6356948
i thought during waist training you had to wear it all the time
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>>6356949
<3333
hi babe!
I want to be tool boy!
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>>6356949
Shame you're disgustingly ugly inside and out so they won't be reciprocated
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>>6356949
heya qt! how's it been? :3
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>>6356951
I wasn't able to do it all day at first
Take it easy
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>>6356953
>TFW red will never try to use an impact gun for you and almost drop it b/c scared of the loud noises and vibrations
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hi friends! how is it going!
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>>6356949
Who are you crushing on?
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>>6356939
>>6356936
That's what i thought too, thanks.
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>>6356962
I'm clumsy, ok!
And get startled easy
I'm a delicate boy
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>>6356956
Shame you've never met me or talked to me out of the shitposting splash zone
>>6356957
Helloo sweetheart! Hanging in there... Really just trying to find projects to stay busy and ignore depression.
>>6356966
I've a couple trips I crush on. Other people crush in them b/c they're cute...
I just think their hearts and genuinely witty sarcasm are really swell!
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>>6356970
Which trips? :3
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>>6356964
heya anon it's goin alright wbu?

>>6356970
ohh what kinda projects? aww what's gotcha feelin blue? =(
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>>6356876
>>6356869
>MFW I'm the only boy® here
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Anyone have any experience with acid on SNRIs? Is it a terrible idea?
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>>6356934
Actually, that one time the striptease part probably wouldn't have happened if we hadn't started mimicking lewd acts on the stage. One girl got her hand up my skirt and I guess she wanted a closer look at what she found there because she did remove said skirt, not me. That's when everyone else started stripping. And it just kept going further from there because let's be honest, we were all drunk at the very least. In the end, it just was that girl and I making out and getting completely naked in front of everyone. Standard nightclub fake lesbian fare, I guess, except well... non-standard hardware. The whole thing was just stupidly funny, really.
But yeah, I guess I really can't say I feel what cam artists do is wrong because, well, that would be like, white phosphorus calling napalm hot, you know...
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>>6356945
well I am out to her but I'm not out to my brother (I'm afraid he's going to get bullied in school for having a trans sibling because he's at catholic school) so she doesn't want to get used to seeing me in girl mode and then accidentally outing me to our brother and stuff.. :\

but yea ty! I think it'll be a fun weekend

>>6356967
just don't give up!! people here tend to quit after just a few minutes it seems like because they don't like how it sounds but unless you keep practicing it'll never improve
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>>6356968
This is why keeping you around the house for adorable animu-esque factor would be profitable for my cute receptors.
>>6356974
I'll never crush & tell on a drama board <3
>>6356983
That's cool
>I'm the MAN©
>>6356981
Working on a truck I'm rapidly running out of significant improvements to do on.
And I've been painting furniture. Lol
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>>6356983
>tfw only man here
>>6356993
That's me tho.
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>>6356981
mild painkiller abuse before i go to bed because it's all that quells the roaring emptiness
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>tfw 92°
Why has the weather forsaken me?
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>>6356992
I like how it sounded.
But when i showed a friend it i didn't get the reaction i want which kinda dishearten me.
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>>6356993
what about wood work? and woo ~ so handy to have around

>>6356995
drugs mess you up after a while anon :(
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>>6356992
>tfw stopped doing exercises regularly and now you have a high pitched nasally boy voice
>>6356996
Just do what I do and wear the same shit no matter what. Make sure to complain about the heat tho.
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>>6356995
Find other ways anon, you'll regret it.
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>>6357005
Oh of course! I can't let the weather know that it's won!
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>>6357011
Yes! That's the spirit! Now wear a black 3/4th sleeve and some jeans and get out there!
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>>6356983
You're a boy?
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>>6357007
>>6357000
i know, i know. just been a rough period recently and I don't know how to get out of it
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>>6356997
aww :( well as long as you keep practicing it'll get better and eventually your friend will be impressed!

>>6357005
>tfw everyone says you have an awesome voice in recordings but nerves and social anxiety break it when using it irl
;~;
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>>6357000
I 'can' do woodwork...
But I prefer metalwork & fabricating.
I have an dirtbike project I haven't touched in a year.
Idk.
Also, I'm rather liking boys starting to talk me in from of my garage as they drive by
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>>6357015
Currently wearing flannel and skinny jeans, should I add my wool knit hat?
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>>6356993
>>6356994
You're just girlyboys®.

If this transition thing doesn't work out, maube I can become internationally famous bearded lady.
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>>6357026
Or learn to be a bro with me
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>>6356945
woo!
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>>6357018
Cam boys grow Manly Beards©® tho?
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Roll Call! Who's here right now?
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>>6357033
hi i'm anon
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>>6357033
Shut your fucking chlamydia-ridden gaping-snatch of an excuse for a mouth.
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>>6357033
hi i am also anon
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>>6357028
You still getting mad™ pussy©, brah®?
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>>6357038
Pls no bully
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>>6357019
Do your best anon <3
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>>6357033
hi I'm also another anon
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>>6357033
hi
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>>6357033
hi nerd
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>>6357019
I've been trying to drink them away, but that doesn't hel p? Maybe drinking might be better for you? Or something less harmful?
>>6357024
Of course!
>>6357026
Have yo seen my chin and jaw? That shit is strong as fuuuuck.
>>6357033
I'm not here. :^)
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>>6357033
I am.
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>>6357033
meeeeeeeeee
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>>6357052
i have had previous bad times with drinking, eh, i will find something one day
>>6357046
thankx
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>>6357043
$U€ M€ BB¥™
>>6357045
You luff it
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Job interviews are terrifying someone pls hold me so I can calm down ;~;
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>>6357033
I've been watching brendan fraser movies and trolling /ck/ today this is my life
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>>6357075
whatchu interviewing for friend
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one of the kids in my class has been bullying me all year for being trans and im fucking sick of it! Raid this intlerable hate filled persons phone 5084002341
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>>6357075
I'm too scared to even try, but i feel awful not doing anything while my boyfriend works everyday.
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>>6357079
Technical writing at a small consulting firm
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>>6357075
elanna are you ok ???? ;~:

they can be really scare dont feel bad at all !!
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>>6357086
I know ye not, and you know me not, but I believe in you fully. You gonna go in there and kick ass
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>>6357064
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>>6357075
They're just talking with you. All they want to know is whether or not you can talk too.
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>>6357082
no
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>>6357075
*hugs* it'll be fine :3

>>6357086
that sounds like it could be fun 2bh
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Do you think any of the trips actually deserve a husband?
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>>6357102
I would be elanna's husband if she wasn't a shitlord who sees me as a girl.
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>Go to shoe repair place
>Sir
>Sir
>Sir, these are big shoes
>Sir, your wife has big feet
>Sir?
>Oh, you're talking to me
>Hahaha, yes my good man.
>You know what they say about big feet, though?
Hearty laughs were had
>My manly beard® enables me to crush the shoe repairman's hand for slighting my non existant wife.
>He can take it 'cause he's a manly man.
>My manly beard® shields me from judgement.
>My manly beard® is a badge of distinction
>My manly beard® is the result of being depressed for weeks on end and of stopping to care for myself.
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>>6357075
Sorry but you know the deal. Accent or lunch money.
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>>6357102
I'm str8 but I'll probs end up with a waif ;~;
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>>6357092
I just finished and my heart's like racing a mile a minute ;~~~;
I'm half and half on how well I did

>>6357083
;~;
Idk even a basic job couldn't be the worst thing.

>>6357098
They want me to describe why I have value to their organization. Those are hard questions when you're literally a science major applying for an arts job ;~;

>>6357091
I'm getting ok-er as I settle down ;~;
How are you doing kit?

>>6357101
*hugguuuu*
Ahhh ;~;
I'm hoping it would be but idk if I'll get the job I was probably very obviously nervous.
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>>6357102
Yeah, all those who want one, I guess. But I really, really don't want one.
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>>6357115
i hope you get the job elanna!
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>tfw asexual panromantic
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>>6357115
I hope you get the job elanna! I know you did your best and I am sure they will see this!
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>>6357121
:^)
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>>6357115
im ok ! im just cooking some food rn since i got back from work.

it's cool that you did the interview though !! they are like, really intimidating ! so.. you should be proud of yourself for that atleast :3
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>tfw you will never be on the opening collages or on a tier list
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>>6357115
I come out of every interview feeling that way ;-; the adrenaline rush and stuffs

I hope you get it! I think you probably did fine, they won't notice how nervous you were like you notice it
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>>6357145
I got you senpai.
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>>6357145
i know this feel. but honestly i hardly ever post here any more.

i've been too busy playing runescape and endless sky.
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>>6357115
I don't want to have to talk to anyone though.
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>>6357136
hi kit
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>>6357052
A manly beard® destroys strong™ chins and jaws every time.

>>6357064
Sue or suc? :3

>>6357076
>TFW I invented the throwing an ice cube in oil to to check for ideal deep fry temperature meme.
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-tfw have a bunch of friends in Japan from when you studied abroad

-tfw you're pretty sure all of them will stop talking to you once you come out
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>tfw you may have just lost a few irl friends over a fucking game
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>>6357110
https://clyp.it/rd0nbuld
;~;

>>6357120
Ty korra I'm really hoping I get this one too.
How's it going?

>>6357128
Hopefully ;~~~;

>>6357136
Thanks kit ^^
What are you cooking?

>>6357149
Especially not on the phone, except for how my voice was faltering. Phone interviews are their own kind of stressful but the job is a whole city away.
Do interviews get easier in your experience? The adrenaline is p crazy, I didn't even get this stressed over large finals.

>>6357155
Why not? It's an important skill to have
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>>6357159
To be fair, your degeneracy will bring shame on your friends.
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>>6357151
Yeah but we never use that one anymore
>>6357152
I'm a dedicated shitposter though
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>>6357165
I hate it.
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>>6356812
Here mtfg,

i think a few of you might enjoy this game.

its FREE.

http://store.steampowered.com/app/404410/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404410/
http://store.steampowered.com/app/404410/

its a space game and you are a space ship captain and stuff.
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>>6357165
oh im just cooking mince rn cause im poor cause i spend all my money on a steak the other night ;~;

its nice tho !!


>>6357151
i remember this pic, this must of been from last yr or something. i miss a lot of those girls

>>6357156
hey !! do u want to add me on skype?? kittustar
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>>6357165
That's the good stuff, see you tomorrow ;}
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>>6357173
>http://store.steampowered.com/app/404410/
Reminds me of Starport GE
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>>6357061
Ahh that sucks. Hopefully you'll find the perfect substance, anon.
>>6357158
Not when you are as manly as me.
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>>6357166
Shame and dishonor, you baka ignorant.
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>>6357165
god phone interviews are AWFUL I hate not knowing what the person on the other end looks like

idk I've done a ton of interviews for internships and parts of them are always tough for me because social anxiety. but they do get a lot easier, because you know what kind of questions to expect. so you kinda have stock answers in your mind which makes you less nervous about the questions and answers part. but I still get a bit anxious if I'm expecting a curveball. when I interviewed with apple I was super nervous because they are notorious for weird questions but luckily they don't ask them for interns.
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>>6357178
try it it's free. the system requirements are super low too. anyone can play this. i wish it was multiplayer tho.
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>>6357165
>Do interviews get easier in your experience? The adrenaline is p crazy, I didn't even get this stressed over large finals.
they're so stressful
like
when I can't tell if the person on the other end is actually comfortable with talking to me, I get really paranoid and start thinking they hate me or that everything's going badly and it never goes well
but when I can read body language it's fine.
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ROMANIA WHAT ARE YOU DOING ;_;
HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO BEAT A BUNCH OF FROGS
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>>6357173
damn right we love that game
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>>6357183
I hate getting the standard questions. I'd rather not know what's going to be asked and wing it.
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Rip trip anon
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>>6357183
>phone interviews are AWFUL
seriously seconding this.
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>tfw qt gf
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I wish I had someone I could talk to
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>>6357203
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>>6357183
Ugh it's the worst ;~; like I can't tell if I'm giving good answers or not and I have no idea how I'm doing ;~; I'm starting to notice a pattern to the questions they ask though, thankfully.

Did you actually get the apple job? o.o

>>6357188
This this this ;~;
I mean, if it counts for anything the interviewer sounded like she genuinely thought I had a good question for them, you can at least tell when someone is taken aback.

>>6357176
Awe, did your exam go alright at least?

>>6357171
That's something that changes with practice tho

>>6357177
Ok byee~
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>>6357206
Tell me your problems anon
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alright im out friends
cyanerds
<3
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>>6357189
how hard is it to beat a nation of gypsies?


>>6357208
tits too big.

>>6357214

duces
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>>6357189
Pretty hard? Seriously, Romania, though, how many divisions? Vatican grade I say.
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this is what i think kayla look like irl.
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>>6357216
>tits too big
You for real?
Also stop shit talking France you filthy prodie.
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>>6357189
>implying latinized slavs can do anything right.

:P
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>>6357222
Not enough autism unfortunately.
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>>6357216
>>6357220
>>6357225

EINS EINS
GET REKT
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>>6357210
that definitely counts for something. I still can't tell the difference between shock and delight.
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>>6357210
ya i think my exam went quite well ty so much for asking !! how do you feel your interview went?? is it a job you want??

>>6357189
vive la france

>>6357173
mm might be cool
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>>6357231
What are you talking about, though? Not a HoI battle plan hone wrong?
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>>6357188
>>6357199
phone interviews even worse with engineering jobs because the interviewers are always autistic middle aged men who speak in horribly monotone voice. you cant read a thing over the phone

>>6357195
I prefer more complicated questions personally as well but mostly because in engineering jobs those are the technical questions that let you show off your cleverness. but I'm also very good at stock questions from having answered them a million times so it's lower stress for me.

>>6357210
honestly my school prepared me really well for interviews so I'm pretty blessed in that regard. I only applied for one job after graduating and they loved me in the interviews and I got it no problem, apparently I blew the other applicants out of the water.

and technically yes, they sent my advisor a preliminary email that was like "hey we want to hire this applicant" but then something happened and they didn't like our scheduling so they pulled out of the co-op system. so I didn't get to work for them. I was the only one out of like 100 ee/ce/cs students who applied that got past the first round of interviews too :\

>>6357222
I would say that looks like me but I don't have bobs like that
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>>6357224
yah, for real. like it looks painful. how are you supposed to get her to go running with you? she couldn't pull herself out of a cardboard box. and yah. france is silly.

>>6357231
P-tan is ready to win the tour de france again
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>tfw really want a boy to do this to me
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>>6357244
football!

>>6357238
nope ._.
Viva la Kit instead!!!


>>6357252
Always! getting the double maybe? I am not gonna believe before semis tho, team isnt that good currently, was better two years ago
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>>6357203
Iktf.
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>>6357255
I want a high school anime romance ;-;
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>>6357256
Oh, that soccer thing? Didn't know it had started...
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>>6357262
>soccer
kill urself
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>>6357233
Oh it was definitely the good kind of surprise. Isn't shock and delight reasonably easy to tell apart tho?

>>6357238
That's good
Idk, I'm half and half on how well I did. On the one hand I had to sell myself for a writing job when my background is in chemistry and computer stuff and idk how well I did at that. On the other hand, I did have good questions prepared and felt like I was able to talk off the cuff pretty well

I actually want the job, it seems cool ._.;

>>6357245
Yeah you're definitely lucky, my uni did absolutely nothing to prepare students for interviews and that seems to be the norm.

Congrats though, even if nothing came of it that's pretty damn impressive that you would have gotten a job at apple.
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>>6357256
do it in a panzer for extra lols
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>>6357255
what's this from?

>>6357245
>because the interviewers are always autistic middle aged men
I don't mind being interviewed by the person who's going to be in charge of me, but that's usually the face-to-face interview. When it's just some secretary who's interviewing you because their boss is too busy to interview everyone, it gets a lot harder.

>>6357265
ack no. It's always, "oh" followed with a question. I'm not good with recognizing tone -.-
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>>6357264
>Not liking football
>MFW
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>>6357245
The interview training was one of the very few times I stayed in bed instead of showing up to class and sleeping there. I already had a government job contract I had been handed based on my exam ranking alone, and I really didn't want to work in the private sector ever, so I just boycotted the whole thing because the school insisting that trainees should also attend something that was blatantly designed for civilian students only was aggravating. I wasn't the only one to think like that.
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>>6357272
I think with shock generally the "Oh" is a bit flatter, possibly with an upwards swing at the end like a question. If they're delighted there will be more of an upwards swing in the middle like ooOOhhh. It's hard to pick that up on a phone though.
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>>6357256
>Viva la Kit instead!!!
Viva la Sophie !

>>6357265
oh that sounds rly good. job interviews are sooo hard, they are part of the reason i dont really want to quit my job rn cause im so scare about trying to find another one. but yeah !! also i hope you get it !!! i have my fingers crossed for you ! it sounds really cool
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Injecting hurts Red D:
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>>6357255
oh wait, it's from this, right?
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>tfw your trans guy friend posts pics of him as a girl and he's was more feminine than I'll ever be
Just shoot me :3333
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>>6357283
How much does injecting hurt? I remember Faye saying something about it a few days ago too
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>>6357265
three mandatory internships, 6 months each. my first one I had to apply to like 70 total jobs and got like 15 interviews before I finally got hired. I had no interview skills at all. by my third one I knew exactly what I was doing. so idk, it's one of those things you have to fail a lot but each failure makes you do a little better on the next one.

and yea it was honestly just unlucky. they only hire summer interns for 3 months but our programs were 6 months each and they basically decided they couldn't do it :\ it was a big confidence boost tho.

>>6357272
that's true too. although in many cases you at least get interviewed by someone who is doing the same job as you, not just some secretary. at my current job I got my first phone interview from a senior engineer and then later for in person interviews I met my manager.

>>6357280
actually I never went to real interview training either. I got my practice from just interviewing a LOT for a lot of internships.

I never wanted to work in private sector either, I want to be an academic but need that $$$ for srs and stuff, so I had to :\
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>>6357291
It hurts less when you go slow
The worst is when you do it with air bubbles
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>>6357281
yeah, tone is really hard to pick up on when your audio quality sucks

>>6357293
but like, senior engineers will ask better questions than secretaries, right?
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>>6357213
My family rejected my transition, so I moved far away to avoid them.

I have no friends in the new place, and I made the mistake of getting a gf who loves me as a man.

The only person I can talk to about anything is my gf, who loves me but doesn't want me to keep transitioning.

I just feel like my life doesn't have a future, if I keep transitioning I'll lose everything
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>>6357222
Me if you get rid of the boobs.
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>>6357284
yea its Tomo-chan wa Onnanoko!
>>
Who else wants to suck a dick right now?
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>>6357115
You won't get the job, you autistic hon.
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>>6357245
My last phone interview was for a bank and they spent most of it trying to trip me on my resume for some reason, or what felt like it, because the person on the other side was so frighteningly neutral she might as well have been their voicemail.
I felt less prepared than I'd felt for my other interviews that month.
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>>6357255
Not sad about my wasted youth one bit ;~;
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>>6357302
they asked me real technical questions about the kind of thing I'd be doing at work, so yea. much better than secretary stuff. I did talk to a hr person for a bit but that was just like really basic stuff and I don't think it factored into their decision at all
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>>6357314
I want to get my dick sucked right now tbqh.
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I'm watching american beauty. Weirdddd movie.
>>6357287
I wanna start dressing my male friends up in girly clothes for fun.
Maybe it will improve my confidence being a tranny
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>>6357330
Tell him you want that thing up your butt.
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>>6357297
>The worst is when you do it with air bubbles
that can like rupture blood vessels if the bubbles are big enough.

>>6357312
my friend recommended it to me a couple months ago
have they updated it recently?

>>6357321
ok, yeah, that's a decent confidence booster
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>>6357293
That's a good reason enough. I have a senior officer position in a government agency with an engineer title. My basic pay grade is above a professor's before even factoring in additional benefits. It's still much less than what I could have made working R&D in the luxury industry, but I think the pressure would have destroyed me much earlier. And there wouldn't have been the extended medical leave I'm on so... Bad career choice but it doesn't matter since I'm getting to retire 20 years early with very favorable terms.
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>>6357330
Holy shit lol
I would
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>>6357314
>>6357322
Match made in heaven. :^)
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>>6357335
it gets updated like every day with one page
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>>6357316
Don't bully, I'm only one of those things tbqh

>>6357282
Awe I'm sure you could find another one when you're done your degree, and you've also been working the whole time too so you have a better resume than me for sure. Thanks though kit ^^

>>6357293
It's times like these that I regret not doing an internship ;_; that sounds intense, but lets you graduate with tons and tons of experience
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>>6357330
he looks like a blast
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>>6357340
o.o oh shit
I need to catch up
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>>6357346
>he looks like a blast

It's ok, Kit just won the internet. We can all go home now.
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>>6357309
Do you love your gf? Or do you love having someone to talk to?
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>>6357351
>>>/reddit/
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>>6357346
Lmao
>>6357338
I ch-ch-ch-ch-chose him
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>all these engineers talking about internships
>killing themselves with work

>meanwhile
>got pulled directly out of college by my boss
>because of a paper I wrote and my prof showed him
>next to no stress
>do exactly what I'm good at and enjoy
>spend most of the day shitposting except when I'm in meetings

I feel bad for you girls desu
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>>6357354
the fact that you recognized it means you were there too
:^)
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>>6357319
>trip me on my resume for some reason
oh god I've had those before. they're the worst, they asked me really really specific questions about things I had listed on my resume. like the kind of thing where if I answered it was probably exposing trade secrets or something lol.

>>6357335
yup. feels good too to know the answer. even though now that guy who interviewed me makes me feel like a retard every day because he has 40 years of experience and knows everything.

>>6357337
that sounds like a pretty cool deal you have. yea idk once I get surgery I don't need money, I'm a person of few wants and desires. so even though university research isn't super well paying I don't think I need the money and I'll be doing something I love.

>>6357345
1.5 years of experience right at graduation. not bad desu

>>6357357
>killing themselves at work
I spent at least 4 hours today playing solitaire and posting on mtfg, so idk if anything is killing me...
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>>6357357
What do you do? That sounds a lot like my day except I answer a phone every once in a while instead of going to a meeting
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>>6357356
>never find anyone cute or interesting on dumb date sites
>anytime i do I'm too afraid to talk to them
There are only people who are too ugly for me, and people who i am too ugly for. That is it.
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Perfect illustration of what aging does to your body. Maybe getting SRS that late isn't such a bad thing, after all...
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>first summer on HRT
>resting body temp went up to 99.6
>pale skin impossibly paler
>this heat

I CAN'T TAKE IT
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>>6357362
JVP of Marketing at some company you haven't heard of desu

>>6357361
well thats good
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>>6357365
As long as you can has E forever...
You'll be an immortal elf
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>>6357361
With a respectable job and decent pay, it's easy to get a loan, so money for surgery isn't much of an obstacle, yeah. Better that than doing a stressful job you hate just to be able to pay upfront.
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>>6357371
Shit. I mean. I don't know that Harlequin person you're talking about.
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>>6353659
>>6353659
>>6353659
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https://psychology-tools.com/autism-spectrum-quotient/

How much of a sperg are you mtfg?
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>>6357345
I hate to rub it in but remember what I said about education?
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>>6357377
>How much of a sperg are you mtfg?

as much as you want me to be one bby
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>>6357377
12
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>>6357377
10 out of 50. Not much, I guess...
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>>6357361
I mean, the fact that he respected you enough to hire you is saying something.

>>6357365
>aging
you mean excessive use?
cuz I think every corporation has had their hand in that honey pot
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>>6357369
yea its great
>my code is compiling :^]

>>6357374
I try to avoid loans, idk. being in debt scares me. I want cash to just pay for it all up front
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>>6357377
>tfw when that was done across generals, lesgen had the highest average
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Who here mtc (male to chipmunk)
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>>6357398
Well, I guess the only thing the invisible hand of the market is ever good at is fist fucking, now that you mention it...
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>tfw manly taste in ice-cream
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>therapist mentions bdd again
>>6357377
>23
Fuck. I'm dangerously close to autismo.
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>>6357357
>successfully graduating college at all
>not amounting debt and failing out of it and being stuck working minimum wage
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>>6357398
trueee
I think he is grooming me to replace him so he can retire lol
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>>6357408
https://www.facebook
.com/SourceFedNews/videos/1199514293432055/
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>>6357377
Safe!
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>>6357405
Me
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>>6357386
I know what you said about education, shit didn't prepare me for the workforce. Could be worse though, at least I'm able to spin things favorably, and at least I can get a nice wage in theory.

>>6357403
Lmao that's actually funny

>>6357387
Less spergy than me would be nice, need someone to keep my sperginess in check <3
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>>6356812
>tfw no adri gf
>tfw adri doesn't post anymore
End me :(
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>>6357435
but you arent autismo, are you? does that mean I need a negative level auf autismo and actually function properly irl?
I am not sure I can do that ;~~;
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>>6357436
none of the portland team besides mado (maybe?) really post anymore

even i only post like once every other day bc its hard to quit
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>>6357429
>>6357377
I did this game once and i scored a 23.
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>family member comes over
>female
>the essence of feminity
>envy intensifys
>feel like sobbing
Anyone else feeling it?
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>>6357455
my sister i guess? idk i live with her now, she is so beautiful but.. i guess i am happy for her mostly.
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