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First for based Stefan
>>6355591
Kill yourselves already
is there a tier beyond hon
>>6355576
>>6355599
NOT AN ARGUMENT
>>6355576
>50s British family
P
R
IRISH
D
E
http://www.food.com/recipe/steak-and-guinness-pie-jamie-oliver-429784
http://www.food.com/recipe/southern-fried-cabbage-with-sausage-507731
http://www.food.com/recipe/pan-broiled-steak-with-whiskey-sauce-209205
http://www.food.com/recipe/robyns-crock-pot-herb-roasted-potatoes-195725
http://www.food.com/recipe/boxty-138744
http://www.food.com/recipe/dublin-coddle-irish-sausage-bacon-onion-and-potato-hotpot-288885
>>6355591
I shall be leaving soon, but it was nice to finally talk to some MTFs on my wavelength.
>>6355607
Hope you kill yourself
So now there's a total of 3 trips + namefags with the name Sophie.
Is this just a weird coincidence, or is Sophie a really popular name among trans girls?
>tfw I seriously considered the name Sophie for myself, but ultimately wound up going with something else
>>6355601
man in a bad wig?
>>6355609
Die in a fire double-faggot.
>>6355606
sirona
it is your duty
to introduce sausage rolls to the greater american public
>>6355599
DO YOU WANT ME SHAHT?
>>6355604
Why the look O_O
>>6355609
You too, anon!
hii /mtfg/
how are you?
how was ur day?
i just spent like 2 or 3 hours grinding souls to get the washing pole in dark souls :_:
>>6355617
...
THEY DON'T HAVE SAUSAGE ROLLS?
>>6355607
Someone help! My mirror is hugboxing me!!
>try to sleep last night
>have a horrible time at it
>mild earth quake hit just as I was trying to go to sleep
>it triggers anxiety
>roll around in bed for four hours
>my hippy neighbors rooster makes a shit load of noise
>look out of my window
>day light
>some how fall asleep
>my body wakes me up at 7am
>as I am typing this I realized it might have been a mild acid flash back
>the text I am typing has color too it and is wavy
>I close my eyes and I see awesome patterns.
This is why I don't drink or get high any more either because whenever I drink, smoke, weed, or even get a runner's high for that matter I get a mild acid flash back.
Well, I am going to get my exercise in and hopefully come back home and pass the fuck out again. My aunt already said I don't have to come in for work and my to do list is very short. I might go to hollywood and go party tonight though. idk, last time I hung around this group of friends we down a few buckets of AMF and then drove down to jumbos clown room and kind of under the nose of management had a rum and coke party. After which I drove home all fucked up.
I haven't drunk a soda since I was 17 so you might know what I mean .....
Yeah maybe I should just stay home ......
>>6355619
>>6355618
ayy flannel
I reckon we should be friends desu
you seem cool and know dank memes
>>6355601
yes, I'm in it
>>6355624
oh
I thought you were american
no, they don't
>>6355613
>tfw Sophia, not Sophie
Yay! I'm different!
>>6355587
That only makes it better~
Don't you have a gf too?
>>6355585
Naw she deserves all the gets she wants. You go take your failed gets elsewhere.
>>6355627
Is that picture promoting bernie?
>>6355632
This is not acceptable.
I will migrate and fix this... you know... eventually.
(Why did you think I was american? I'm on during euro hours...)
am i starting to look slightly less boyish and moving closer to the andro zone? i cant tell ;\
>>6355613
it's a cute as h*ck name. I would've loved it but I don't think it suits me and certainly doesn't fit my surname
>>6355629
skype me
kate.flannel
but like not now I'm going to bed really soon
>>6355643
kay senpai
i'll just add you
>>6355623
Oh how the mighty have fallen.
>>6355642
>h*ck
???
>>6355639
I don't know but its a travesty!
I like em just after they've cooled down just enough to not scald your mouth
>>6355647
You never know if mom is watching, and you sure as hell don't wanna get caught.
>>6355613
It's in the top 10 of girl names in most western european countries, in America it's only really uncommon in the US.
who here feels like a lumbering great idiot here? i had a huge growth spurt in my late teens and grew 7 inches taller and even 10 years on, my internal body pattern never caught up and i keep hitting my hips, butt, elbows, shoulders and head on fucking everything
>>6355647
what the h*ck
>>6355613
I've met more transwomen named after seasons than named Sophie, including myself. Until today, at least.
Go for a non androgynous, non exotic name and you'll be fine.
>>6355643
>tfw you're too socially anxious to add anyone on skype so you just drop your skype every so often and hope that people add you
It's Cpl_Punishm3nt by the by...
I try not to accept anyone I don't recognise though, so you might have to let me know what your skype name is here...
>>6355651
They're best when you customise them slightly.
(add a pinch of spice to the sausage meat, or fill them with cheese, or something silly like that)
>>6355647
h*ighjac*ck
>>6355647
I like to keep things g rated, so I censor foul language.
>>6355634
m-maybe. . . . yeah im a degenerate too u_u
>>6355628
Although his expressions are funny I'm not British so I don't get the meme
Attn there is a discord group where all the popular trips hang out and they won't invite us in
>>6355660
have you had them with grated carrot?
makes them so sweet
>>6355664
>implying the purest form of love is degeneracy
>>6355660
they're honestly nothing special. much better uses of both biscuits and sausage exist
>>6355638
fuck no, I am a trump girl.
I don't really care for his polices other than maybe trade and gun rights, but I kind of just want to cause anarchy which is why I am supporting him so much.
I am almost at anime villain nihilist tier.
Also anyone want to meet up in sf next week? I will be there around Thursday and I am coming back early Sunday, eg leaving around 5am so I can be with my dad on father's day. still not 100% for sure yet though.
I am going to Seattle around the weekend of the 4th of July. I would like to meet some people up there too, but I will most likely be busy with my cousin and this one guy I like.
whelp bbl I need to go work out.
>>6355669
I guess that means I'm not popular then ;_;
Hey guys, please convince me to stop taking HRT and go back to repressing. I don't want to be trans
Being with a taller guy is so awesome.
Sometimes I cross a guy who is 6.7 or something - giant. Can you image having a bf like him?
>>6355666
the meme is he's a charmless fuckup poor people and /pol/ likes because he wants to important africans instead of eastern europeans because empire pride worldwide frenchies better run and hide or something
idk basically. the meme is british people are ugly
>>6355669
Which discord do you mean? There are quite a few.
>>6355625
You have to masterbaite to reflection in mirror to stop it from doing that.
AGPower
>>6355669
I am not in that either tho
>>6355679
My best friend in school was consistently a foot taller than me. He's not 6'7" and I'm 5'7", though we don't talk anymore.
>>6355687
Brown sauce. Occasionally barbecue.
>>6355687
colman's english mustard you fucking PLEB
>>6355678
>taking HRT
good girl
Is there an active discord atm? I'm looking to procrastinate.
>>6355679
>TFW when don't has good slav giant BF to manhandle you in bed.
>>6355692
Bit too zesty for my tastes
>inb4 "YOU EAT BUFFALO GOUJONS WITH SWEET CHILLI!"
Yeah yeah, whatever
>>6355682
uk food is just meme shit desu. you guys have worse tea culture than asia, worse sausage and beer cultures than germany/austria/belgium (and the us for that matter when it comes to beer), worse bread and biscuit culture than pretty much all of mainland europe. eastern europe does potato dishes better than anything in the uk. honestly is there any food that britcucks are good at?
it's kinda like defending spam. everyone knows spam sucks, but the people who grew up eating it love talking about how great it is because they don't want to admit their childhood was bad.
>>6355687
Sausage rolls are meh. Good snack food but the sausage tends to be on the bitter side.
Sausage from the barbecue and in a bread roll, now THAT is good food. .
>>6355687
Are sausage roll the British version to pig in a blanket
>>6355702
Steak and kidney pie.
Cant beat brits for that I guess.
>>6355702
Britcucks, no. Potato-niggers though, we've mastered the art of potatoes and beef.
>>6355706
No, sausage rolls are mini-sausages baked in pastry.
Pigs in blankets are mini-sausages wrapped in streaky bacon and baked.
>>6355693
I wish I could just eat the whole stack and be a girl tomorrow :/
>>6355681
I thought the idea was we imported British people back from Canada and Australia.
You know, all the junior doctors that head to oz because the pay and working conditions are better there.
Britain has a culture of stealing culture through its once pretty big empire.
That's what makes it great (people will say)
>>6355702
>honestly is there any food that britcucks are good at?
Roast dinner, stew, savory pies, chips
>>6355702
Isn't the meme that U.K. food is bad
Alright
I will FINALLY
get up and put on clothes and makeup
its getting ridic.
hi nerds
Right dudes and dudettes, I'm heading off.
kik is Sophie_x_T
>>6355713
that's just a microcosm of the "white people are evil" meme and fails to look at anything in the context of there being a world history prior to 500 years ago.
>>6355722
>dudes
rude
good morning my fellow depressed degenerates
>>6355727
>depressed
Implyin-
Yeah, actually you're right.
>>6355710
Pig in a blanket in the US are mini hotdogs or sausage wrapped in a pastry
>>6355702
you're right. it's because of inventing canned food and the industrial revolution, it destroyed our own native, peasant food culture and meant that brits had to essentially eat dog food tier foods while stealing from the rest of the world.
fleeting economic success as a superpower made us cultureless slobs. eastern european food is so good because they're still peasants. they know good, locally sourced ingredients and traditional dishes, and they manufacture them. the movement to take back british food and to source things locally in the uk is bourgois garbage and won't catch on.
i mean literally the only good foods to come from the industrial revolution are pasties and sausage rolls which is so people ould hold food and eat without needing a huge sit down meal which kinda detracted from the slave labor. uk a shit and yes i'm upset
>>6355727
My favorite kind of degenerates
>>6355727
hello tomato girl
>>6355720
at like 5 pm, nice.
>>6355633
yay! Congrats on being a rebel.
>>6355642
>but I don't think it suits me and certainly doesn't fit my surname
Heh. I decided against Sophie for pretty much the same reasons.
>>6355655
Oh. That's interesting.
I'm American, and I wouldn't say it's really uncommon, but it's not super common either. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6355659
Hm, yeah.
I've seen a couple trans girls with my name before, but I don't think it's significantly more common among trans people than cis people, so I should be ok in terms of not having a stereotypically trans-sounding name.
>>6355702
>mfw brittania h8rs
>>6355731
>meanwhile in Ireland
"Daddy? Can we have something interesting for dinner tomorrow?"
"Shut up and eat your prátaí"
Since Edie left who is the new trip queen?
>>6355740
We have feudal trip warlords because the monarchy fell apart.
>>6355724
white people are great and so is britain i love both
>>6355740
>implying the Reichprinzessin was ever usurped
lets have some math fun
solve this faggots
>>6355745
102
>>6355745
22
Are you redoing elementary?
>>6355745
270
>>6355740
It's Kayla
>>6355737
"Daddy can we have something interesting for dinner tomorrow?"
">implying we'll have any food at all"
>>6355745
first for 102 meme
>>6355741
>>6355740
mtfg right now
>>6355745
105?
>>6355740
me
its 110 morons
>>6355724
>>6355758
didn't you detrans?
>>6355745
Either 101 or 102 depending on whether it's + one or two flowers in the third one
>>6355740
its me
>>6355707
too specific, I'm talking categirically here. I had some kidney dishes in beijing that was amazing, doubt brits can compare with their kidney pie. altho I will concede you guys do good with your savory pies (sweet pies though, not so much)
>>6355708
>has never heard of hungary or poland
>>6355713
they ruined indian cuisine, for sure
>>6355714
>roast
middle eastern countries slam anyone else in the world except maybe brazil in this category
>stew, savodry pies
*maybe* I'll give you these, although scandanavian stews are phenomenal
>chips
canada has you beat already
>>6355731
ya you put it a lot less condescendingly than me, ty.
>>6355763
this
>>6355755
>Three kingdoms
>Not Five dynasties and ten kingdoms
>>6355762
no
>>6355763
oh shi- i didn't realise there were two.
you win.
>>6355765
Dated a polish girl. Even she admits that we're better at potatoes and beef.
They've got better alcohol and are more christian though.
And then we introduced her to Poitín.
Yeah, that went about as expected.
>>6355760
That's not how order of operations works, ms California dreamin'
nevermind. its 105
The yellow flower is worth 1 the blue is worth 5 and the red is worth 20
I didn't notice there was a double yellow flower
>>6355744
We have a duarchy
Maddie rules the Americas and Phien rules Eurasia
>>6355771
wait which maddy are you?
i win
>>6355766
>explain your working out
she just didn't follow order of operations and read it left to right
2+20*5
22*5
110
Tfw no bf to kill me.
>>6355765
i probably should have been general and said savoury pie because you;re right
i'd love to travel and try more foods around the world honestly that would be the shit
>>6355763
Huh, I didn't notice that.
Maybe the 2 yellow flowers next to each other is supposed to be multiplication, and the answer is 100 + √2
>>6355760
>You added
You're suppose to multiple first
>>6355745
who gives a goddamn fuck about math
i cant even remember fucking fractions
>>6355779
myself? i aint that grandma lookin ass one if thats who youre thinkin abt
>>6355787
But notice there are two yellow flowers, so in fact the yellow is 1 so its 1+20 x 5
1+20=22 so 22x5=105
You add first duh.
>>6355791
That is the third option here
>>6355773
I guarantee she was just saying that to be nice
besides, it's hard for insiders to be objective. perhaps she did like it, but it could have been because it was new and exciting for her
>>6355790
I want to go to beijing again but I don't know when I'll get an opportunity. I was just lucky enough to study abroad
>>6355794
Nah I was talking about the ridiculously, painfully, gut-wrenchnigly beautiful one.
>>6355745
Hey come on, at least start with something easier first :^)
>>6355763
I didn't see that extra flower. I've been bamboozled, hoodwinked, lead a stray
>>6355797
You're being willfully obtuse and I refuse to entertain you further
>>6355794
>Thinking word problems are math problems .
>MFW
>>6355802
i mean i know about a maddie here that looks like a 30 yr woman
not really a girl but woman, sure
other than that i have no idea who youre talking about
>>6355801
>she was just saying that to be nice
Considering we bicker constantly, I doubt that somehow. She's pretty patriotic too. Still, this is an argument for another time.
>>6355797
Quit being dumb and learn about order of operations
>>6355808
i dont even know what youre saying
>>6355797
ITT: Kayla purposefully feigns being a retard at maths to prove how unautistic and trutrans she is.
>>6355816
>she
It doesn't matter, you can even distribute, you still get 105
you multiply if its like this 5(1+20)
>>6355803
30
Also it's impossible for that to be a right triangle
Unless you're talking about the right triangle made by the height line, then I'm pretty sure it's impossible to know because there's not enough information
>>6355803
>>6355823
we learnt BODMAS/BIDMAS
how come you multiply before you divide?
>>6355813
Oh no! I've been out-autism'd!
>>6355823
>BEDMAS
>not PEMDAS
>>6355794
I think you're taking this girl thing a little too far. No reason to pretend to be a complete retard it's not cute Dr
>>6355815
It's not really about math, but(t) logic.
>>6355807
nvm 106
>>6355826
Multiplication and division are the same thing, just like addition/subtraction.
You do all the multiplication/division in the same step, and if there's multiple operations you do in left-to-right order
>>6355834
oh, its 85
>>6355830
>>6355832
i dont get it
im pretty sure every one here takes being a girl too far
>>6355803
You need trigonometry for this
>>6355839
its 85, i i didnt notice the the last blue flower had 4 petals
>>6355839
I had a retarded maths teacher desu. He stopped me from XKCD memeing at him. Since then, I've said brackets.
>>6355721
leave this place satan
>>6355721
CYKA BYLATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>6355809
Glad you deleted that
i'm sorry for starting this, jesus im confused
I guess the real answer is negative 81
>>6355721
N E R D S
>>6355847
nyet
>>6355846
nyet
>>6355841
Well is the 10 associated with the whole side of the larger triangle or the base of the right triangle associated with the hight?
Because if it's the whole side, the larger triangle isn't a right triangle but the answer is 30
If it's part of the side, you need a lot of trig
>>6355849
which is precisely how well you pass on a scale of 1 to 10
>>6355851
a nuuuuuu cheeki breeki iv damke............................................
>>6355853
eat shit
A guy just stared right at my tits and laughed
Who here weird /mangirl/?
>>6355849
Don't worry about it, lessons learned from mistakes are often the ones that stick the longest.
Like when I discovered fire is really bad for your skin.
i score terribly on logic puzzles and math things unless i have something physical to help work it out, so i can do money easily. i'm bad at spatial awareness too. but i can grasp abstract concepts, words, self expression and emotions fine. is this autism
https://clyp.it/vzej3xu3
>>6355855
you know it's true, hon
should have rode your dirtbike all the way to repression gen
Okay let's be honest.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10447414
>>6355856
>raises hand
I'm all genderfucked rn
>>6355858
idk
i awas surprised to find out i have a 115 iq
im definitely autism
>>6355858
No, it's memesex (and the opposite of autism)
>>6355864
you're an angry man in drag
>>6355820
That's not how the equation was setup why would you change it
>>6355863
>cruz
Goodmorning everyone!! How are you today?
>>6355842
Following that logic, it's 81 or 83 (or 80+√2) depending on how you interpret the yellow flowers change
>>6355868
no dude my names maddy
>>6355858
>i score terribly on logic puzzles and math things [...] but i can grasp abstract concepts, words, self expression and emotions fine.
That sounds like the opposite of autism.
>>6355863
>someone is unironically voting for hillary
I'm used to sleeping on my stomach, i can't do it anymore with it hurting ;-;
>>6355874
Heya Grace! Did you sleep well?
>>6355874
Good morning. :3
I am super lazy today, how are you?
>>6355880
>unironically
>implying someone didn't vote for it as a troll
>>6355821
ya there's not enough info to solve it. the big triangle cannot be a right triangle (would require the two segments formed by cutting the 10 unit segment to have complex values 5+/-sqrt(11)j and 5-/+sqrt(11)j) and because the position of the bisection isn't known then those two triangles can be anywhere between 0 and 30 with the sums of their areas equal to 30.
>>6355827
sry...
>>6355845
ya it's a meme image.
desu they both are
>>6355881
Titty monster
>>6355875
It's 81
i mean
>>6355863
I'm only voting dem because of the supreme court
>>6355881
I share your pain, sleeping on the side is the next best alternative but I miss the variety. It's like I get all the downsides of having tits without even having actual breasts.
>>6355863
Make a poll for second choices
>>6355894
Hiya Grace!
Preemptively wishing you a nice day!
>>6355874
hi
I didn't get enough sleep
>>6355886
Look at kayla dropping her trip to white knight herself.
gg, everyone knows you're a borderline AGP faggot.
>>6355875
82 not 83
>>6355874
How does it feel to be 4Th most popular trip?
>>6355897
Exactly
I wouldn't mind as much if i actually had breasts.
>>6355863
Good thing Bernie won't be an option
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twX-FraN4QE
>>6355907
Sir your T rage is scaring the girls here
>>6355915
Good thing Scalia's death makes a dem congress a no-brainer for anyone but yume
>>6355859
The queen awakens from her slumber
fuck
tfw guzzling moonshine at 11am
>>6355902
That's true, I'm back to sleeping on my chest and I've got some tiddie
>>6355852
Ten is the hypotenuse and we know the angles for a right angle triangle. Once you get your side opposite and adjacent plug in area of triangle formula
>>6355920
Won't be queen once necrom ends her life
anyone else sick of being 2 different people all the time?
>>6355902
>>6355903
<3
Thank youuu
>>6355906
Aww, go take a nap! Did you have a lot to do today?
>>6355913
Weird desu, still not used to this whole popularity and being liked thing
>>6355923
trade me
>>6355920
newfags cant be queens, sorry
>>6355916
Translated into plain english, my observational remarks are making kayla feel deeply unsettled by the truth.
>>6355859
It's from getting throat fucked by the breathing tube because of the general anesthesia.
>>6355933
No I've got the perfect amount of tiddie and I'm going to keep it >~>
>>6355930
Living the sociopath dream.
>>6355935
How does it feel to be most popular trip?
>>6355924
but that larger triangle is not a right triangle
>>6355944
rip me
>tfw crush is straight trip and your a tranny
>>6355945
Its not that, it's the fact I still have to hide my self under a masculine persona irl.
>>6355931
I don't really have anything to do today. I hate sleep deprivation, though.
>>6355935
I'm not new!!
>>6355880
>TFW Trump got Rek't and Stump't by Hillary
>>6355945
im a sociopath
>>6355939
Translation: my attempts at trolling a transgirl have been fruitless. Maybe if I ask my mother for advice on how to put trannies in their place
>>6355955
why is this tweet being memed so hard
its just like your average youtube comment
>>6355949
>but that larger triangle is not a right triangle
And the answer is 30
>>6355955
>what are bots
>>6355961
Translation: I'm kayla with my trip off, and because I still live with my mother, I assume everyone else here is also a man-baby who can't move out.
>>6355964
Poor sad Trumpet ran out of hot air to toot?
>>6355964
Yeah, idgi either.
Are people praising it ironically?
>>6355953
Nap nap nap~
Thats what I'd do and then regret it when i wake up after oversleeping
what are you thrashers blasting rn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGJVMH1UrOY
>tfw telling people my hair is long because Im a head banger
>>6355946
I dont think I am the most popular trip?
>>6355954
yes you are, sorry
>>6355965
no we dont. the dollface mafia is the other power. and maddie doesnt rule anything. it would be ufufus turn, or angies if we consider edie gone. but I dont.
>>6355966
but the question specifically states, find the area of the right triangle. honestly since they say triangle, singular, maybe you assume that the two right triangles formed by the 6 unit segment are congruent which makes the answer 15
