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Old >>6353974
Next poll needs to have an 'anon' option. Just for science of course.
why did I do this?
it's everyone from the last two threads plus a few noteworthy ones
http://goo
.gl/forms/UQhsqIoBViSiTlH53
I play Monster Reborn and special summon yume in attack position!
>>6354782
Anon, you already fucked up. Im not on there.
>>6354783
POT OF GREED ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS. I WILL START MY TURN BY PLAYING POT OF GREED WHICH ALLOWS ME TO DRAW TWO MORE CARDS.
Yeah just to say that I'm not his gf.
Poor cis girl, not only does she look like a man, but she has that dolt as a bf.
Look into my eyes it's easy to see
One and one make two
Two and one make three
Ayyyy the parents are on their way, my dad's back from holiday now
Time to slink back into repression for 3-4 weeks
>>6354781
Okie mum thanks there's an awful lot of jealous kids at school I guess
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445916
http://www.strawpoll.me/10445916
right now!!!
>>6354793
i haven't seen my family in 3 years
>>6354793
They already know.
>>6354801
i-it's just gyno
they won't ever see me as feminine with this face
>>6354804
I thought your sister was a tranny too or something
>>6354803
s-sorry anon
>>6354805
no
my dad's so absurdly anti-lgbt I'm sure he either had a bad experience or is a repressed something but the only other openly lgbt person in my family was a distant cousin who got effectively cut off by our branch for coming out as gay
>>6354788
you don't want to play me in imageboard yu-gi-oh. Walk away
>>6354803
I know. But it skeeved me out so I had to say something.
>>6354809
scratch the 'other'
lol
>>6354799
Thank you quid!
Hooray for popularity contest.
How's everyone's day looking?
I've got 8 hours of constant client satisfaction nonsense ahead of me, followed by a bunch of cleaning.
>>6354811
i only play children's card games
>>6354814
yw i thought it would be nice for everyone to be included on the liked trips list ^^
i gotta get to my house to do laundry then get back to the shop, all on foot ;_;
and i wanna sleep but i think i have to do this first
>>6354799
>i'm actually getting voted
i always knew i was cool!
>>6354799
sass leading the poll?
SUMMER
U
M
M
E
R
>>6354799
>which trips do you like
>didn't vote for myself
>>6354823
Good taste
>>6354823
I voted for you twice, thank me later
>>6354822
who the fuck is that?!?!?!??!?!
>>6354823
:(
>>6354818
let's play go fish
noice
>>6354823
i voted like for everyone
>>6354830
i am willing to play strip poker
>>6354782
btw can everyone see the results from this poll?
if not, post if you want to see yours
>>6354832
>only plays children's card games
>strip poker
>>6354835
We can't see the results. Show me mine!
>>6354835
Cannot see it compadre
Unless I am a dummy
>>6354836
is that not for children? i used to play that with my dad all the time
>>6354831
Eh?
Where am I at?
Not that I care or anything. I'm just asking out of scientific curiosity.
>>6354832
we'll play strip dominoes
So I had a dream where I had to wear diapers
>>6354843
idk why anyone would vote dislike for you
you're super nice ^_^
>>6354842
Was it followed by olympic wrestling covered in oil? That was the rule in my house.
>>6354796
Its alright, you shouldn't listen to them. You're unique and special and anyone who doesnt see that is just crazy, remember that me and your father love you!
>>6354814
Another day of blazing. I should call my manicurist and schedule an appointment..
>>6354848
Eh.
I did something silly last night while tired and in a depressive episode. Some people were particularly vocal about it... Including Robin for some reason *shrug*
>>6354848
Would you mind posting mine?
>>6354799
>12 votes for me
>mfw
>>6354814
>How's everyone's day looking?
I'm having that /tired but need to stay awake/ thing that Grace warned me about earlier.
>I've got 8 hours of constant client satisfaction nonsense ahead of me, followed by a bunch of cleaning.
What kinda job? Good luck
>>6354846
it wasn't a dream :O
>>6354848
Kind of don't want to see mine but also want to see mine
plsshow
>>6354835
could you just post them all? thanks?
>>6354857
W-what anon
>>6354845
Sheeeit
I gotta work on my approval rating
And my self marketing
Thanksanon
>>6354848
The "who?" option is very important in my eyes. You can't tell from the strawpoll if people dislike you or simply don't know you.
please vote more for kt8 she is going to think everyone hates her
>>6354862
Post more awkward webms
>>6354856
k. Winner has to sexually ambush Sophie
oh look, you won
>>6354854
sure
>>6354860
idk how
I could make a csv but that doesn't aggregate
>>6354863
yes!
that's why I made it, because the other polls were skewed as fuck
>>6354865
I... don't actually know k8 :(
>>6354865
I voted like for everyone because I love everyone <3
>>6354873
Red?
>>6354874
ew gross no
>>6354876
...
You're not as nice as you say you are.
And here I was thinking you were Red...
>>6354874
red
>>6354867
:c
we did some extreme edging for like 3 or 4 hours to get some guiness record cummies last night. we have to save anymore for shows n stuff
>>6354846
So is this weird or?
>>6354874
Red is not bad, s/he (what is it at the moment?) only has a special personality.
Kinda reminds me of one girl who was in my class in primary school.
>>6354869
Thanks anon
>>6354882
Red is one of the nicest people here!
(And is that type of special that doesn't hinder him at all.)
Red a cute.
>>6354866
I'm on my phone, I'm so sorry. I can do awkward pictures but that's about it
>>6354881
Anyone :?
>>6354880
fine I'll ambush her
>>6354869
Post mine please? I want to know how much of a literally who I still am
okay I made a spreadsheet of the poll results but idk where to upload it
anyone know somewhere I don't have to make an account for?
>>6354855
Tired but need to stay awake? Why/how is that?
And my work sucks. It pays more than it should, but it's bad work, and I'm eager to get out.
my keyboard is filthy
>>6354898
I don't think so, I still don't need the loo :S
>>6354880
post that picture of you sucking kiwi
>>6354903
>Tired but need to stay awake? Why/how is that?
Trying to keep a regular sleeping schedule.
>>6354889
It was a suggestion to improve your rating!
Who's the prettiest trip, /mtfg/?
>>6354870
Hi Sirona! Any luck in the search for a job with actual hours?
>>6354902
how do I convert it to an image though?
my last attempt wasn't entirely satisfactory
>>6354912
that guy everyone hates
>>6354912
___________^^^^^
>>6354916
Oh. That's a good question... Maybe take a screenshot/snip/push?
>>6354913
I've been handing out CVs like candy, but no bites. I'm about to start sending them to restaurants and janitorial companies...
>>6354912
Hmm... I think that Elanna's trip might be the prettiest. It really speaks to what's important in life with grace and sophistication.
hello senpaitachi!
>>6354930
Phienchaaan I had a weird dream
>>6354912
Sophie.
>>6354930
Hey Phie
How are you enjoying Hearts of Iron IV?
>>6354907
still can't keep her away from kiwi :c
>>6354930
Hi!!
have a job up here in yukon
cool right
I'm such a joke.
anyone with half a brain would be able to lose this weight... not that they'd ever get to this size to begin with.
>>6354930
Hi phienchen!
How's your day going?
>>6354937
...
>>6354938
'Sup Sheen.
Want some healthy recipes?
Might help with the weight loss.
>>6354934
what a whore
>>6354937
no I think yukon is pretty warm right now since it's summer
>>6354938
this is counter productive ya know?
>>6354938
Do you need help? Whats your weight? How tall are you? Whats your diet?
>>6354938
That's not true, its extremely difficult to lose weight. The fact you're putting in an effort to get healthy should be something to take pride in.
>>6354943
it is toasty and bright
>>6354936
But it was weirdddd
>>6354950
it's deleted
this took SO FUCKING LONG
>>6354918
>SWG
underrated post
why is your taste so great?
sometimes I feel not worthy of sharing a name with you bbgirl !!
>>6354931
hello!!
what was weird about your dream? D:
>>6354933
its not as autistic as 3, I like that.
I havent figured outhow to properlycreate division templates. Ive been attacking poland netherlands and belgium with light tanks and infantry. I want to use medium tank but idk how.
I also think combat width is to limited. Sometimes I seem to only have 7 divisions fighting when I am attacking from 3 directions, that just seems retarded. Overall I look forward to getting good.
Bonus points for sabaton soundtrack tho!!
>>6354935
>>6354936
harro :3
>>6354939
hai!
I just got up, it has potential today tho, I went back into a skypegroup of friends (not an mtf group) I thought I had lost because I am a dummy, but it seems to be going great :3
also football tonight. I am looking forward to that
>>6354951
The pretty one. The one with bangs and nice eyeliner. Which one are you?
>>6354954
I think I'm getting the hang of it
atm I'm creating a somewhat less expansionist Germany by making the Germanic countries fascist and allying with them.
I might expand in the future or just create an anti-soviet coalition
>>6354954
*lick*
How are you Phien-chan?
>>6354954
I was on a school trip or something for some reason and we had to wear DIAPERS
It was weird and I think I enjoyed it ;___;
>>6354934
DELETE THISS
>>6354938
I've lost 20 pounds since 5 months ago and it was mostly just consistency. Diet is the most important thing so eating at deficit is 90% of the work, losing chunks of the fat was from doing daily cardio like an hour of biking and weighted calisthenics. So it is just a matter of staying consistent day to day
>>6354942
THIS IS WHY I NEED FEMINISM
>>6354912
>>6354932
>>6354953
>no dislikes
y-yay i <3 u mtfg
>>6354953
>no dislikes and only 4 who's
Way better than I thought desu.
Thank you for posting!
>>6354953
> 7 whos
Well I do spend most time lurking while watching anime. No surprise ^^
>>6354969
>3 who's and 1 dislike.
Better than me I guess...
>>6354799
otp confirmed
is it a crazy idea to start chainsmoking, disappear for a while, gain a bunch of weight, ffs, quit smoking completely, hide certain aspects of my personality like music tastes and stuff, get voice perfect, and then come back and try to be stealth to friends that knew me before?
hard mode: friends I was already out to but never saw me in girl mode
Post likeable trips poll again
>>6354976
don't start smoking
>>6354953
btw everyone, there was one response that was 100% 'who' so I deleted it
so basically just take one from your 'who' count
>>6354965
Dawwwwh, birdie you're too sweet~
>>6354966
Dark hair, light skin, post a picture of yourself and end it.
>>6354976
Whats the purpose of the smoking part?
>>6354977
http://goo
.gl/forms/UQhsqIoBViSiTlH53
>>6354956
this one is me
I don't have many recent pictures that aren't reposts so this will have to do
>>6354958
I am playing a standard game, just wanting to get lebensraum im osten
but I wanna try to recreate the roman empire with italy at some point if possible
>>6354960
hello :3
I am kinda hyped for football tonight!!
how are you?
>>6354961
>diapers
EW
but youre a child anysway, so I THINK its still okay? dont let them meme you tho!!
>>6354966
its alright, uni is a chore but I guess thats a given anyway.
What are the results? Which trips are most likeable?
Any surprises?
>>6354941
I generally know what I'm doing with keto.
its just the enormity of what I need to lose and losing half a pound a day of infinity feels pointless
>>6354945
174cm/5'8", 127.8kg, 281lbs
>>6354944
I know
>>6354946
I shouldn't have ever gotten to this size in the first place
>>6354962
I have a treadmill and a bike here, the problem is I've been sick for like a month and my sister has had the past week off and I get embarrassed exercising because a few of my family members find it funny when I do things and decide to make fun of me.
she is back at work on Tuesday and I'm going to be killing myself on the bike
>>6354979
i already smoke desu, it's sad, i would be best girl otherwise
>>6354983
if i start chainsmoking nobody will think this girl who doesn't smoke could be me, i've never said anything about wanting to quit or whatever but i have willpower and so on
>>6354986
haha there's only one person i can think of telling besides my family, everyone else even people who would be really hurt would probably not be able to keep the secret lol
>>6354989
>football
>liking sport
Well, I'll just go back to my tanks
(archery is the best sport and I don't even follow that!)
>>6354988
>that face
y-you seem familiar
>>6354990
i found out people actually like me
>>6354989
N-not ew
A-am I a baby now :?
>>6354989
I tried to recreate the Roman Empire
but god damn French and Perfidious Albion allied with Yugoslavia
>>6354992
I'll prolly take my Fiancée's name for hardcore mode. I just don't want anything to remind me I'm trans.
>>6354976
it's only crazy if you fail
>>6355001
t-that must be it
>>6354988
Do you have any colored pictures? Im pretty sure you're the Sophie Im thinking of, you look like her. Do you get put in the top tier of tier lists?
>>6355004
SHE LETS ME SUCK HER OFF FOR MONEY FROM RANDOM SPECTATING MEN
>>6354962
do you ever communicate with kiwi?
>>6354999
qt
>>6355002
i like this
i'm going for it
>>6355007
That's a sweet gig
>>6355006
This one here I'm guessing? And yeah Angie or whoever makes them has had me on the penthouse row for a while
>>6355011
heyo who's this semen demon
I'll be in my bunk
>>6355013
How do you have such a feminine face?
>>6355010
>qt
Wtf?!
anyone heard from angie?
>playing world of tanks
>bounce more shells than my tank has HP
I AM INVINCIBLE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWKYpy__lfA
>>6355016
u
herd
me
;3
>>6355017
y
>>6355009
no but i tried to be friends with her about a month after we split. she removed me because it was too painful apparently
>>6355011
http://archive.loveisover.me/lgbt/thread/4659406/#q4659831
this always makes me kek
>>6355012
im the one who suggested we start it, so far its paid a lot of disney dollars
>>6355015
Soy milk and flaxseed and my hapa dad I guess. Thanksanon
>>6354993
I dont really like it I guess? I only watch euro/WCS every 2 years, I dont watch leagues or other local stuff :3
>archery
nerd
>>6354997
youve always been one bby
>>6354998
wow that sounds rough.
>>6355001
my term is 7 more weeks long sadly, and the hard part is still to come v_v
but I feel you on 1 year left. I am so looking forward to that!!
>>6354991
>5'8" 281lbs
gross
>>6354991
I lost 11 kg in 5 months or so without any exercise by simply changing what I eat and how much I eat. (From 75/76 to 64 now)
Always take small portions, that way it's easier to notice how much you eat.
Don't eat sweets at all. It's hard the first two weeks but after that you are fine. In the case of ravenousness eat a banana or other fruits.
Replace everything with stuff that has less calories.
toast -> crispbread, chocolate cream -> honey etc.
It was easy to lose weight this way for me. Actually it is working too good because my apatite has drastically decreased and I can't stop losing kgs.
>>6354992
B-But there is no need to make it worse. Simply disappear and stop. That's good enough.
>>6355019
that's a pretty squiddu
>>6355023
>nerd
You called?
>>6354991
We all have things we wish we could go back and stop ourselves from doing, don't let self loathing stop you from self improvement. You can lose the weight Sheen, I believe in you.
>>6355013
Yeah you're definetly the Sophie Im thinking of, I heard you went into camming and I never saw you posting around but Ive wanted to say hi to you for a while.
>>6355021
pls I'm really jelly
>>6355019
she did a final timeline and last pic was very sobering
>I still look like a man or some freak, and I'm extremely miserable everyday.
At this point, I realized there really is no hope for me and what's done is done. I could get revisions but I won't have the money for a long time and this was a one-shot kind of thing and I blew it badly. The only thing I'm doing now is to get my final affairs in order and then I can finally give myself the long rest I so desired.
>>6355033
waat
>>6355023
yeah I couldn't really beat them
I'm figuring out the game now
So it's easier
>>6355019
O you didn't hear? I'm an uggo guy :D
>>6355038
lol no qt bish
>>6355036
I am kinda scared of barbarossa. I dont have a lot of manpower left and only like120 divisions or something and france hasnt even fallen yet.
if they fixed the godawful AI from 2 Id probably still need to keep an army in france, which would weaken the eastern front massively, so Idk
>>6355030
heyo
>>6355033
>>6355035
shes 'killed' herself and 'detransitioned' more than a dozen times, and you clowns still fall for it every time
WHY
she will be back to shitposting in like a week or so
>>6355023
7 weeks! Im so sorry. You can do it though, one more year and we are thrust into the job market wew
What are you studying again?
>>6355031
Thank you so much! We haven't been around here much but yeah I'm into the whole camming business now. It's pretty ok and pays the bills and let's me do my art
>>6355032
We'll hey thanks so much, I really just guess it's low t and some little bit of Asian genes and luck? I dunno. Thank you though
>>6355041
I like how WW2 doesn't always have to start over Germany invading Poland
In my game, Hungary invaded Romania which led to WW2
>>6355042
>and we are thrust into the job market wew
you are, I probably wont, since I am studying history, which isnt exactly easy to get a job with :^)
actually I dont know if I will be done in a year, cause I really want a PHD, but I dont know if I can finance it so Idk yet.
>>6355043
yeah it seems to have way more freedom, its even possible to exchange danzig for slovakia and befriend poland and stuff, the game has a lot of potential.
>>6355030
r8 this qt octopussu
>5 to 8 in size
>spends much of their time hiding in crevices whilst displaying effective camouflage patterns with their dermal chromatophore cells
>diet typically consists of small crabs, and shrimp
>venom is 1,200 times more powerful than cyanide
>has enough to kill twenty six adult humans
>The venom can result in nausea, respiratory arrest, heart failure, severe and sometimes total paralysis, blindness, and can lead to death within minutes if not treated
>>6354881
Not if you were a spaceman.
>>6355041
hi :3
and well obviously lol
>>6355046
girl that is like amazing cute
>>6355046
9/10 would let kill me
>>6355043
c-can you win?
>>6355042
I'll aim to be as cute as you senpai
>>6355045
Oh hey I was original going to study history originally. I'm doing game art though now which could prove interesting job wise unless I get lucky I guess
>>6355042
I'm glad to hear its working out for you, how long have you been camming now? What kind of art are you into?
>>6355046
>blue ring octopus
no thanks
>>6355041
did you see the timeline?
normally people post their most composed pic showing their best at the end
she did the opposite, she posted ended w some pretty candid pix
>>6355057
she always posts her bad pics to justify calling herself a man
she got addicted to the dysphoria and cant let it go
>>6355058
worth it, forever.
what a cute
>>6354953
why do people hate amy?
>>6355062
do you pay attention to her tho
she is cute but
>>6355063
I don't pay attention to drama.
>>6355064
well basically she's a doosh
Which version of Fullmetal Alchemist should I watch? 2003 or 2009?
>>6355068
first 03 then 09, 09 is better though if you mean brotherhood
>>6355069
Yea I mean Brotherhood vs the original.
ugh how can i be cute
how can i feel cute
why aren't i cute
;_;.............
>>6355062
i looked her username in the archive and i think she's fucking hilarious
>>6355055
sophie said she forgot to answer but we've been camming for little over 3 months
>>6355054
and once again you prove that you have premium taste :3
history is a great field, and maybe Illget lucky, our job market for that is a little better cause hurr muh nazis are so evil hurr all the time
>>6355057
I saw, and I am not giving a single fuck. I stopped giving fucks about her antics in 2013.
I dont dislike her, but I dont trust her either.
>>6355061
yes, that would be nice. it would be nice to introduce a game mode that randomizes the decisions of nations more, maybe like the way you can turn off lucky nations in EU4, so you really get randomish games
>>6355068
brotherhood, the other one is way worse and a waste of time
>>6355068
I heard it's better to watch brotherhood if you're only going to watch one so that's the one I went with.
>>6355071
Iktf ;_;
>>6355066
Sorry
I'm probably weirding you out now v.v
>>6355013
weird question
did you go to school in southwest england? I feel like I recognize you
POST CELEBRITY CRUSHES!
(Alex Turner is hot <3)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nj8r3qmOoZ8
>>6355071
same ;~;
>>6355071
cuteicus makeius
>>6355079
husbando of my dreams
>>6355069
>>6355073
>>6355074
Brotherhood it is. thank you. See you in 27 hours.
>>6355079
Jewel Staite and Peter Fascinelli (the fastlane version from 2002/3) and, of course, (you)
>>6355066
That's pretty nice, its cool your job lets you follow your dream. Can I share contact info with you? Id love to talk to you.
>>6355072
So do you both live together and work together, or just work together?
>>6355073
Trouble with this game is I really have no clue how military works
Like it takes bloody forever a battle to be won and it takes forever to advance
>>6355088
>(you)
...
I don't know if you're being witty, and implying that the mass entity known as "(you)" is hot, or are actually talking about me. Since I'm no celebrity, I'll assume the former.
>>6355089
Well she's my fiancee and we've been living together awhile and we also "work" together. I would never in a million years consider or even disillusion myself into thinkng that stuff is work.
>>6355090
also this fella
>>6355079
I "crush" on characters that actors play but dont really know the actors well enough to be attracted to any specific celeb.
>>6355095
SORRY I MEANT EASTWOOD'S GOOKHATING SON
but you and me, we can start a club of handsome fellas
>>6355073
^~^
I was set on studying history in highschool but my first degree I pursued was in environmental engineering and that switched into archaeology but then I transferred out of that degree into game art. It's been a weird journey.
>>6355075
No not at all, I'm just surprised when people look up to me and shit. It feels good and very strange at the same time
>>6355077
Naww, I'm in the new variety of england
>>6355089
Sure thing, I don't have a Skype I can give out here but if you give me yours I could add you? Or I can email you so something? I dunno
Also yee we both live and work together, were engaged and such ^~^
>>6355079
KEANUUU
>>6355091
encircling is key, lock them in place with infantry, use armor to break their lines and cut their supply off. if you can encircle the capital, do it, but dont take it. ALL other units they have will go red and start getting high attrition, cause all supplies have to go through the capital.
do not attack
into mountains unless you know you will win
dont attack cities with tanks only regiments. theyre not good in urban.
be careful vs stronger nations in winter. attacker gets a huge malus during winter on average, wastes manpower and material and stuff.
>>6355095
>B tier
I expected more from you
>tfw i will never have my own jormy
>>6355102
The problem is I can't encircle them
I have armor divisions and shit but they won't break through the lines
even if I have 14 units attacking 4 they still seem to win
>>6355103
>tfw playing monster hunter generations w/ her in july
>>6355079
I like older men
>>6355105
try attacking the same stack from multiple angles, be careful about forts and terrain as well.
who are you fighting against?
>>6355101
wow, thats a long journey. I just got a bachelors in English and History and am now doing a masters in history. I did nothing for 2 years in between though cause being a tranny was too hard to study at the same time v_v
>>6355107
shes legit the only woman Id go gay for. shes just perfect. also stargate
>>6355110
as the comedian and now as negan.... hnnnnnng
>>6355101
idk
I feel ugly a lot so I tend to look up to lot of people, kinda jealously
>>6355110
I mean... I have a crush on Sean Connery from 80 50 years ago... when he first played Bond...
>>6355112
>Jewel Staite, Stargate
>>6355117
... From 50 years ago.
I do not have a crush on a 5 year old Sean Connery!
>>6355101
>MFW I thought Sophie was brit-bong but now I thinks she's a yankee
>>6355079
>>6355112
ugh
I have
Fighting against Romania in the mountains
Still I should at least be getting some victories right?
>>6355111
Okie, I'll add you!
>>6355112
Yee I took a half a year break to have back surgery (which I didn't want to get) so I could have a break to not crumble under the whole trans thingy. I should have had a bachelor's degree in archaeology and GIS in 2014 but I chucked myself and transferred schools and majors. Is masters a 2 year program over there as well?
>>6355114
We'll I'm honestly flattered either way, thank you! I hope everything is going okay for you and stuff!
>>6355122
I'm a Yankee but I'm basically Canadian. I grew up in rural Maine which 3/4 of the country probably assumes is a Canadian province.
>>6355116
So like, are you actually gonna get married then?
>>6355128
Awaiting eagerly, curious to talk to you more about camming and what thats like but don't wanna discuss it in an open forum.
>>6355118
>ywn be kaylee
>>6355132
>Fucking Biscum
I am not Bi
I am not sexually attracted to any woman.
>>6355126
not without Gebirgsjäger-divisions, I think its -80 for normal troops or something? it was a lot at least. also tanks are pr useless in mountains.
>>6355128
yes, 13 years school 1 year military (which I didnt get into cause too weak) 3 years Bachelor 2 years masters 2 years PHD is the normal way for my year I guess.
>>6355134
Added you! Also yes we're gonna get married and such, waiting on a few things first (like school being over for me) but it's a thing
>>6355079
I actually just want to be her tho
>>6355139
I'm kidding :(
>>6355139
meh
I'm just very used to the other games where non-mountain troops would at least work in mountains
Guess I should build mountaineers in my next run.
Honestly though, I think I need to buy an SS uniform to wear while playing
>>6355147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EXKWK17GJ90
for barbarossa!
>>6355139
Ooh, not too different than over here I guess, aside from the military stuffs but I probably wouldn't have been involved in that either cause back issues and such
>>6355150
How'd I guess it would be this song before opening the link?
Need to learn German so I can sing these songs
>>6355154
what about the part where you were a low-T homosexual
>>6355132
That's perfect 'cause I'm like a C tier trap trip :3
Daddy issues FTW!
>>6355157
My trip keeps fucking itself
Also listen buddy, I don't know who yer calling a homosex but I never have diddled with another man aside from paps
I'm deciding on where to go for ffs. So far it's between Marbella Facial team and Dr Bart. All I want done is Type 3 brow and nose.
Also would it be worth doing brow first, and then going to a specialised rhino surgoen? Or would it be better together?
>>6355156
>>6355162
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R3x4yQ7CI4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DpPdwUutvS8
>>6355167
Kaiserreich and Third Reich had some great songs desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKkRS4rL6Pw
>Mom comments on when I do something she doesn't like with "boys are so (messy/never put up x/don't like X)"
>Mom asks me if her outfit looks alright and when I answer she'll tease if I want something like it
>Little sister puts a hair clip in my hair because she was amused my bangs are getting too long
and Mom with the biggest look of sarcasm on her face tells me "it's very pretty".
>Everytime she sees a new piece of clothing of mine she wants to closely look at it to see if it's guy's or girl's clothing ("What do the back of those jeans look like?")
>Mom asks if I'm wearing mascara and then gives me the same very short and curt "it's very pretty" comment in the same voice you tell someone "it's nice".
Telling her was a mistake. The only thing Dad has done is stop calling me my birth name and stick exclusively to nicknames for the time being. Why are moms so shit?
>>6355172
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-iAfu8DFvA
this is one of my favorites desu
even though its napoleonic wars themed
>>6355181
The German anthem is pretty cool
too bad the first two stanzas are considered offensive
>>6355166
It's a bit early for ffs, isn't it? Or are you just planning 6 months out?
>tfw not a cishet male
>tfw not a cishet female
>all I want to do is be normal and have a normal life
REEEEEEEEEEE WHY DO I HAVE TO HAVE DYSPHORIA!!!!! I NEVER ASKED FOR THIS, AND NOW IT IS RUINING MY LIFE!!!
I DONT WANT THIS, PLS MAKE IT STOP
>Go out and about
>still aware of butt since yesterday
>realise people are looking at it
Oh Gods, how long has this been happening?
Paaaaaaanic!
>>6355187
You can have a normal life as a trans female
>>6355189
its fine, people are just imagining burying their faces in it
that's all.
>>6355190
>""""""normal""""""
>>6355193
don't ever eat raw shiitakes
>>6355177
Dont know about your shit mum, my ma's great about everything.
Tell her you're dissatisfied with her service and one more word out of turn and she's getting a pay cut.
She'll fix up after that.
>>6355190
>hormones every day for the rest of my life
>have to have a faggy sounding voice
>have to spend all my money on surgeries to make myself pass
How is this normal?
>>6355186
Planning for next year
>>6355187
You're just going to have to accept you're "a freak"/"one of those things" eventually. Transitioning isn't about becoming cis (although a few trips would disagree) it's about aligning your body more with your self and learning to accept the rest. Old, broken ass hons need more self-acceptance than young, pretty pre-hrt passing grills. How much you need of each depends on what hrt,ffs,srs can do for you versus how much you feel comfortable with changing.
You absolutely have to learn to accept some of it though. Even if there was a free operation to make you 100% cis and you got to relive your entire life as your identifying gender there would still be psychological/emotional/depressional/past events issues you need to sort with.
>>6355201
It's someone's normality. And they're probably more happy with it than you are with your current state.
>>6355190
>>6355187
>explaining trans shit to friends, family, whoever
>explain i'd rather be a normal guy
>"""ah don't say that, there's no such thing as normal xD""
every time
>>6355201
you forgot
>crippling passing anxiety and depression
>>6355201
It's normal for a tranny which is what you are so get used to it nigger
>>6355206
just bee urself c:
>>6355201
>have to spend all my money on surgeries to make myself pass
Not if you live in free shitistan
>>6355198
Shitake sashimi
>>6355193
:p I'm playing it up a fair bit. It's just a few lingering glances and turned heads. Because I have a long stride I walk with a little bit of a sway, so it's not so disposing, I just never noticed it.
>>6355203
The only difference between getting them done together vs separately is paying for anesthetia and fees twice vs once. Imo Bart is better at foreheads and facial team is better at noses
>tfw my 3 fav trips are also the most popular
I have common taste
>>6355212
>going to bad surgeons
>>6355219
Do you and elanna share puss pictures?
>>6355219
I guess there is an advantage to having to pay for it yourself
In my country, apparently SRS and FFS surgeons are piss poor
>>6355221
no. we dont really talk offboard. she doesnt even know what I look like without makeup (which a few others know)
>>6355213
google shiitake dermatitus
>>6355223
What do you look like with makeup?
>>6355216
Fuck. That makes this harder. I can't decide which is worse. They're both shit
>>6355206
hahaha yeah, i get that a lot, usually with friends parents (i had the parents of one friend 'adopt' me as a niece when i came out because 'so brave' or something)
'why am i such a freak?'
'don't say that, what is normal anyway'
'i hate my body'
'women come in all shapes and sizes'
don't forget the classic 'just be yourself, every body is beautiful'
>>6355223
Are you happy with the results of your SRS? I am looking to try and book mine soon but don't know where to go. What's your depth like, and does it look Cis?
>>6355214
hey better than my gait, i've had a limp since wrestling a guy in school.
I look like a wannabe gangsta sometimes
>>6355206
It's a tranny telling you that.
Either you understand that cis women look like all sorts of things and you get over it.
Or you become Angie.
>>6354796
Never actually seen another MTF with the same name as me. You're my first, I hope you feel special.
>>6355138
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446585
>>6355230
Imo u should think about facial team but idk if they do type 3 or not. I was thinking about going to Bart for my forehead for awhile before I settled on spiegel. Bart did ffs anons forehead too
>>6355233
>why am i such a freak
>i hate my body
in my life i always wonder why do people say these things to me?
I always respond with something dismissive like "mhm" or "okay" maybe even "whatever"
how am I meant to respond really
>>6354832
You played that as a child o_O
>>6355243
I do but also there's another Sophie here too ^~^
>>6355229
like a turbohon tbqhwy senpai
>>6355236
17-18 cm, selflubricating (we dont use lube for sex at least) and it looks cis. recovery was pretty hardcore though
>>6355243
Ive been here longer tho... ;_;
>>6355254
Let's see!
>>6355245
Some of ft's before and afters are insane. I just don't want to see my browbone from the front anymore lmao
>>6355254
So you think you could have sex with a guy in stealth and he woukd not know? Also how wet do you get?
>>6355254
I didn't trip for quite a while but I think you have been here longer either way
>MFW no (you)s
I mean literally how can I participate? By posting random comments like some sort of HPD attentionwhore?
As if!
>>6355254
Was recovery a problem after coming back to Germany?
I am really scared of it
>>6355262
That's how it works!
>>6354907
More like failing to blow kiw
>>6355262
Who even are you
>>6355266
Literally >:( !
>>6355206
>>explain i'd rather be a normal guy
I feel like I almost made it.
By 23 I had reluctantly accepted I was male but didn't like being male, I basically decided I was "trans but not ever transitioning"
The gender dysphoria decided to come along for my quarter-life crisis though.
I remember what my first therapist told me still "You can be whatever kind of guy you want to be." I still believe though that I can "be whatever kind of person I want to be". It's weird, 2 months into hrt and I'm kind of going through a strange self-acceptance period of "if I get stuck in the middle somewhere I guess I wouldn't hate myself." I still want to wring as much change out of hrt as possible but...
Well I guess I'm doing that "If this is all the change I get would I be okay with it?" kind of mindsets.
Sorry, rambling...
>>6355262
that's what i've been doing for the past 2 years
>>6355271
:3c
>>6355254
How do you afford SRS?
So many shekels desu
>>6354934
The only kiwi she could fit in her mouth
>>6355233
>women can be 6ft and have brow bossing and adam's apples and wide shoulders too!
YEAH MUM BUT THOSE WOMEN LOOK LIKE MEN
>>6355273
Well getting caught up in needing to look a certain way in order to be happy or having too high expectations is a recipe for suffering, so it's likely good that you're like that
>>6355246
well its more paraphrasing its like 'lets go do this thing that will make you feel like a huge monster, conspicuous and dysphoric- oh you don't want to? why, i don't understand?' and then you have to explain your physical body brings you distress and you're feeling like the token tranny at the inclusivity party every damn time.
i'd rather not be 'accepted' just because its cool. when none of your friends get you, or really want to, it sucks. this is why most of my best friends are trans, mostly trans guys. you just end up understanding some of each others problems on a level that doesn't need to be expressed in tiny detail and can get on with having fun.
>>6355263
Ill send you my recovery story in skype
>>6355260
if anon counts I was here on the first day of /lgbt/
I started tripping in april 2013 I think?
>>6355262
I love (you) tho!
>>6355257
https://unsee.
cc/pozabimu/
maximum dolled up good lighting/angles etc etc. I dont actually pass irl
>>6355259
vaggo wise? yes, the scars are hidden pretty well. my body/face doesnt pass though and I cant moan without sounding like a faggot
>>6355279
I dunno, I saved up for a long time (for no particular reason) since I was like 10 and accumulated tons of money over the years. I am ano and didnt need a lot of money for food after I moved out, barely bought clothes before I transitioned, had no hobbies and only bought alcohol every once in a while. I did some minor jobs for friends and family, won some money from poker (like maybe 200-300€, not a lot) inherited about 6k€.... Idk, it worked out.
>>6355269
OMG! I literally can't even with you !
I mean I basically -b u i l t- this site from the ground up with Moot!
I give you guys daily fresh OC, funny cringe greentext, I dazzle you with dank memes and I always know when to use stale copypasta and somehow this is not enough for you.
The worst thing is like everybody is literally saying, who the fuck is Sass!
Please vote in mu strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10446676
>>6354934
how come nobody ever told me cheska has nice bobs?
>>6355292
ugh I need to start saving then, hopefully working a few jobs will render me enough money to get it. I'm scared that I'll be disappointed with the results and just end up blowing thousands
>>6355292
Oh my, you're quite the qt!
>>6355292
>https://unsee.
>cc/pozabimu/
When did you know you were trans?
>>6355290
>YEAH MUM BUT THOSE WOMEN LOOK LIKE MEN
>Cara Delevingne looks like a man
Hiki detected
>>6355292
You pass irl, you're just an anxious mess who jumps to retarded conclusions.
>>6355303
>Cara Delevingne
>5 foot 7
>female brow and facial features
>no adam's apple
>not wide shouldered
???
>>6355314
Are you gay or bi?
>>6355312
Height aside she has strong jaw and strong facial features
Karlie Kloss has all that plus the height.
Reposting the objectively best tier list
Top tier
(You), (You), (You)
High tier
(You), (You)
>>6355314
I've watched Ur show does Ur gf ever top you? She has a micro penis :/
>>6355302
know that I should be a girl? like 5 I guess. crossdressed when I was in kindergarden. I transitioned at 22 and got mones at 23 tho cause repression :^)
>>6355304
tell that to the people that call me a degenerate freak irl :3
>>6355301
pictures are quite easy tho. I am looking forward to ffs :3
>>6355300
if you arent sure you need it, dont get it I think, its a pretty harsh experience for lots of people. the healed endresult is near perfect though, in my case at least. Id defo go to thailand though.
>>6355317
Dropped trip
it's funny that people claim this place is the anti-Susan's, because most of Susan's is basically crying about how they'll never pass.
The only difference with most of the baby trannies here is that they're somewhat right rather than merely insane.
>>6355068
If you want dark watch 2003
>>6355069
>brotherhood better
Oh plz
>>6355320
Is that your natural hair colour in the pic? always thought you were blonde.
>>6355320
eh idk, I don't feel too dysphoric over my dick but I doubt I could actually maintain a sexual relationship with it.
I do get mixed feelings over having it, sometimes I want it other times I'm scared of ending up with an ugly hole. What are the chances it will turn out good?
my plans for today were either going shopping for summer dresses, applying for new, better paying jobs, or both. so far i've got dressed, had a cup of tea and put my makeup on, and it'll be 3pm soon. last time i went dress shopping i had a bunch of huge fags with me which kinda offset me feeling like i stood out. nervous
>>6355333
Oh ok well you are pretty keep it up
Estradiol hemihydrate or estradiol valerate?
even with a bunch of surgeries that I'll never afford I'll still be ugly and manly
>Lost all my money on a rent
>Need 70€ to pay my ISP
>Fill some form for short term loan
>They call
>My voice passes unfortunately even if I don't want it to
>They reject me because that they don't belive I'm *male name*
Fuck.
>>6355079
This guy pretty much confirmed for me that I was into the boy benis.
>>6355342
The difference is negligible.
>>6355326
Darker? No thanks episode 4 with the chimera is dark enough :'(
>>6355342
Doubt you were asking me, but I'm on 4mg Estradiol Valerate.
>>6355314
post more rare cheska bobs
>>6355316
strong =/= male
they both look totally female
>>6355347
Do you have a job? I'm just gonna work a bunch of shit min. wage jobs and eventually save up for those surgeries
>>6355327
hopefully I can pass then ;~~;
>>6355336
nope, my natural haircolor is a darkish blonde.
my hair is lighter currently, but still kinda copper-ish. red is hard to get out
>>6355344
>Phienchen doesn't quite look like Sophie.
but its literally a german nickname for Sophie ;_;
>>6355337
I feel very similarly to this.
>>6355350
why were you doing girl voice omg u silly
>>6355361
Maybe it's time to ask yourself what others see, rather than what your delusions tell you
>>6355033
I views that timeline as well and I don't blame her for what she wrote. She looks like a mess and clearly ffs didn't do much for her. If I going to be honest, if I was in her shoes, I would be miserable everyday too if I looked like that
Sooo... I did a bit of calorie counting... What's peoples daily average here?
Because mine's 3132 and I'm loosing weight...
I used to eat way more too...
>>6355366
hush bb, you already pass~
>>6355079
my first boy crush was Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn, my first girl crush was a girl in my class :s
>>6355366
>but its literally a german nickname for Sophie ;_;
Unfortunately I don't speak German.
>>6355365
nobody wants to hire a man pretending to be a woman
>>6355373
>hush bb, you already pass~
>getting harassed for being a tranny irl
>pass
pick one
>>6355376
time to learn it :3
>>6355367
I really am unsure of what to do
except just cry out of indecisiveness
>>6355378
>time to learn it :3
Teach me.
>>6355372
You're counting wrong, aren't you like 5'9? And I doubt more than 170 pounds. Unless you are exercising for multiple hours and don't sit around the rest of the day you wont be losing weight at that amount.
>>6355378
>One person clocked me, how dreadful
>>6355379
Keep the penis until you feel strongly enough about surgery that you're willing to commit to it. It's a one-way road, don't go down it until you're sure. Until then, enjoy what you've got as much as possible.
>>6355378
You should post a pic of what you look like every day
>>6355378
I pick pass
>>6355369
what delusions are those?
i'm not the one that thinks beautiful fashion models have strong male features lmao
>>6355386
Good choice.
>>6355387
Just be a girl sluggo
>>6355381
I'm surprisingly active, and I can't sit still for more that 20 minutes. I leave my computer every 5 minutes to go run off to do something somewhere else in the house, I've taken up running, and a lot of it get's converted to heat (no, seriously, I'm a human radiator) and I'm losing weight very slowly. 1 stone in the past year and a half.
>>6355368
I used my normal voice. I am unable to speak lower. My cis brother have similar problem.
>>6355383
yeah but if I decide when I'm older, I'll regret not going for it
I guess I might as well save now and when the time comes, decide what do with it.
>>6355353
It was more heart breaking when I saw the original.
>>6355392
This
>>6355341
We'll thanks so much, I'll try my best
>>6355359
Let's see what I gots
>>6355372
>Because mine's 3132
it probably isnt.
I eat between 800 and 1200, but for some reason I am only losing very slowly if at all
>>6355384
no. I am fragile and couldnt take the harassment here.
>>6355386
REEEEEEEEEEE
>>6355382
it was 4 people that night alone tho.
and probably more that just didnt say anything.
>>6355392
>I think she'd know better from her own experiences.
People tend to blow one negative experience out of proportion.
Post Ur fav trips girls
>>6355390
why would I do that
Does anybody else get annoyed by other MTFs who act overly cutesey in an attempt to be feminine but just end up looking like children?
>>6355290
>Well getting caught up in needing to look a certain way in order to be happy or having too high expectations is a recipe for suffering, so it's likely good that you're like that
It is, I guess. Sometimes hanging out with my little sister makes me feel better, sometimes worse. Some of the traits I thought were so masculine I've realized were just genetic regardless of gender and I probably would have had them anyway. Her eyebrows are even kind of thicker than other girls, (she's shaped them a bit but she's not crazy). Then I notice how beautiful her hair and skin are and kind of feel creepy.
But it's super not fair to compare 25 year old male skin to 15 year old girl skin.
>>6355403
:3c
>>6355403
Literally 2000 of it is in junk food and nuts...
(1 cup of brazil nuts is 800 cals...)
>>6355401
Sophie boobs.
>>6355314
She had difficulty fitting kiwi
>>6355409
kit
birdie
akakakakakakakaka
flannel + puru
smiles
am
and pretty much everyone else
>>6355410
Cause you wanna be one
>>6355420
^~^
>>6355420
^~^
>>6355420
Are you the trip that has a crush on her? Or am I thinking of someone else
>>6355347
you dont know until you try
>>6355426
there's a few her's there
which one
>>6355395
really? so lucky. Get your dad ton pretend to be you or something
>>6355403
what happened?
>>6355422
not really
at the most I want to be a male on HRT
i'd prefer being fine as a male on testosterone tho
>>6355416
Do you eyeball the weight or actually measure it, chances are you are overestimating the amounts.
At your size it'd take a very active life style to burn that much. And from what you described, it doesn't sound like it's active to that level.
>>6355411
yeah a bit but then i dress like a poverty stricken single mom and my hair looks like a rats nest so maybe i'm just jealous i can't act like an anime
>>6355433
Really? Or are you just trying to convince yourself?
>>6355437
Transwomen who act like adults are my favourite thing.
>>6355428
Meant kit but I might be mistaking you for another trip
>>6355433
There's /femgen/ but you'd probably end up crying how masc you are there too.
>>6355435
Eyeball it, for the most part, but being diabetic, I'm pretty damn good at that (otherwise, I'd be 6 feet under already...) You have to remember that because I'm diabetic, a lot of those calories get used immediately by the insulin instead of being converted to fat. So if I'm not bouncing off the walls, I'm saving on winter heating bills.
>>6355404
because those are devastating. I was sure I passed before that happened. but I dont. I am just a disgusting freak. I am glad they opened my eyes though. I never noticed before how many people look at me with disgust in everyday life
I am still mad that voluntary euthanasia for trannies isnt a thing here, or at least gun rights. Id be gone ASAP
>>6355430
Idk they looked at me, like stared at me, and then laughed at me and stuff and called me a disgusting freak and stuff. at least they had fun I guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6355411
I getcha, fempai. I think it's dumb. It's like they traded pretending to be men for pretending to be girly girls. I think it's them trying to make up for lost time.
They could be "acting like their true selves". But it seems more like they're acting like anime.
I talked about my shit mum earlier. She's even giving me shit about if I'm going to act girlier and paint my room pink or some shit. I don't even like pink (red is where it's at), a lot of girls don't. I explained I wasn't going to pretend to be someone else but she still doesn't seem to get it.
Damn, I really do need to sit her down and have another talk with her...
>>6355448
>Wait I don't recognize those boobs, they're certainly not mine, mine are smallish
I'm the other Sophie, those are mine.
I wish trips would post long unsees more often. There's something really fulfilling yet poignant about talking with them anonymously for a limited amount of time...
>>6355440
I MAY or may not be crushing hard on kit
>>6355450
>(red is where it's at
Preach it.
>>6355451
>I'm the other Sophie, those are mine.
wat
I am the other sophie
>>6355446
>but I dont.
My aunt got called sir multiple times because she has no hips and is flat as a board. She's cis.
Guys, maybe I'm not trans, maybe I'm just autistic.
Is this possible???
>>6355450
My family were pretty good. I'm a chunky boot wearing goth who plays MTG and Dark Souls 3 and yet I pass well; don't need to be a girly girl just be yourself.
>>6355463
You wish they were mutually exclusive.
>>6355453
I talk to her on discord. She's a pretty nice girl.
>>6355438
yes really
wanting to be a girl in terms of biology is impossible and will only cause suffering
and wanting to be a girl in terms of other stuff, well I can act/dress/be on hrt how I want without needing to assume a "female identity"
>>6355442
When do I do that? I'm fine with how masculine I am.
Also I prefer it here and i'm basically still a tranny at this point.
>>6355458
I am the other other Sophie. Here, I'll become a namefag so you can spot me.
>>6355463
What's the difference tubeyqh
>>6355429
I live on my own.
But now I'm heading to the bank, to ask them by person for the loan.... I hope they recognize me as a boy.
>>6355463
It's possible
>>6355471
Well, if we're all changing names....
>>6355471
perfect, thanks!
I already like you!!
>>6355461
just because superugly women also get called men doesnt mean that me being called a man hurts any less tho ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6355481
>superugly
Lack of hips and small breasts =/= ugly, crazy
>>6355481
>I already like you!!
I am pretty great.
>>6355439
oh i act like a mix of petulant teenager and 1950s housewife. i wear skinny jeans, flats, scoop cut tshirts, plaid shirts, usually just tie my hair up when i can't be arsed to wash it, and spend most of my time in the kitchen wearing an apron, baking or something.
>>6355450
my mom likes going clothes shopping with me because when she goes with my sister, they end up arguing. she always tries to 'help' me and picks out the most awful overly fem stuff as if i'm some sort of crossdresser. its fucking cringe.
>>6355473
You're going dressed like that?? You're not even trying. You're going to have to pull your pants down in the lobby to prove you're a boy.
So any trips besides Sophie trip with their real name? Elanna I guess
>>6355483
are you trying to tell me women that look like men arent ugly?
>>6355484
its the name I bet
>>6355483
She fix some of that by getting a butt
>>6355488
I've been considering switching my Irl name to Sirona when the time comes...
Maybe something else though.
>>6355486
Nah I have gray jacket with me. They will probably think I'm a fag.
Speaking of faggines. Pride in Poland is tomorrow!
>>6355490
>are you trying to tell me women that look like men arent ugly?
There's a difference between looking like a man and tripping people's gender cues.
Also no, androgynous women aren't seen as ugly by society as a whole, otherwise they wouldn't be sought after by the fashion world this much.
>>6355485
>baking
Share with me your recipes.
Here's my cookie recipe:
100g light brown soft sugar
125g caster sugar
125g butter
1 tsp vanilla extract
1 egg
250g self-raising flour
150g chocolate chunks
Melt the butter, mix it with the sugars. Beat in the egg and vanilla extract, then add the flour. Mix until you get a consistent dough, then add in the chocolate chips.
Bake at 180*C for about 8 minutes (I generally eye it, basically once the edges start to go darker it's done. You can bake for longer if you don't like cookies as soft as I do.
>>6355420
>birdie
back the heck off, he's mine.
>>6355488
Cheska does too
>>6355488
Was Edie name actually Edie
>>6355498
>Share with me your recipes.
That's my calling card.
What do you want?
Sweet? Savory? Spicy?
What price point?
Healthy or thiccening?
>>6355490
>its the name I bet
Definitely.
>>6355485
>she always tries to 'help' me and picks out the most awful overly fem stuff as if i'm some sort of crossdresser.
Oh god, that's going to happen at some point to me...
>>6355488
Related: I'm paranoid as fuck someone is going to start working where I work with the name I picked out. Breana isn't super common and I'm just naturally paranoid though.
>>6355488
Kayla technically goes by Kayla I guess? Although I'm sure everyone she knows (all 3 of them) call her Kevin.
>>6355498
Thank you for this other Sophie I might make these today
>>6355502
True but she used to trip as Dollface. Also Kit trips under her real name.
>tfw I successfully nagged puru into eating better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q6EoRBvdVPQ
>>6355510
>>6355504
Pick something you think I'll like based on our rich history and friendship.
>>6355488
Phienchen is really close to Sophie as well tho...
like how Elizabeth would be to Elli
>>6355497
exactly. if youre cute-andro, you wont be confused for a man ever. theyll decide between boy and girl, but boy and man is NOT the same.
also, the fashionworld doesnt have the slightest idea whats actually pretty. most ''models'' are awfully ugly
>>6355509
flannel is my real name desu
>>6355517
... Ok
http://www.cooks.com/recipe/9f6774vh/white-chocolate-brownies.html
>>6355518
>you wont be confused for a man ever
Except she got confused for a man.
And she was modelling through most of her 20s.
So obviously something is off in your beliefs.
>>6355498
Are these chocolate chip cookies
>>6355519
Can you get some new images to post?
>>6355510
I haven't eaten good yet, if I manage to make it through a week with good diet then we'll celebrate
>>6355518
Also moeshit-loving hikis < designers, sorry
>>6355519
I just thought you like flannel shirts
>>6355518
I hope you can finally be happy with your appearance after ffs.
>>6355519
nice name
>>6355533
Name me one tranny who got ffs on this board who was happy about it
>>6355536
i got a nosejob i liked.
good morning mtfg? how is your day goin?
>>6355512
I REFUSE TO SHARE THE BIRD, EITHER HE'S ALL MINE OR HE'S NO ONES
>>6355536
>Name me one tranny on this board who was happy about it
Ftfy
>>6355538
What's up senpai
>>6355526
Yes.
>>6355524
Awesome, thank you.
I have a recipe for caramelised pork, which isn't pulled pork and makes an awesome sandwich filling.
>>6355537
Imo you were cute before and after the surgery but im glad it made u happy
>>6355536
I don't know, I just said I hope she will.
>>6355527
nah desu
>tfw my 6000+ image dank memes folder is on my desktop and I cbf getting it on my laptop
>>6355528
I'll just continue to nag until then!
>>6355531
well I do. Why do you think I picked it?
I get some funny looks when I tell people my name, but I think it suits me
>>6355535
>what kinda name u want?
>JFMSU
>>6355525
shes probably just modelled cause she looked 'interesting' or 'progessive' both of which are codewords for kinda ugly but interesting to look at.
>>6355530
>designers
you mean the gay men and old women that are pushing the anorexic look even if most men prefer at least some tits and asses?
also, I am not into moestuff.
>>6355533
even if Id be happy with my face, my shoulders are still hulk level, I am too tall and have zero curves, my neck is too thick, my ripcage is huge, my hands look weird, my kness are fucked up and my back is giant
>>6355550
Not picking a special snowflake name desu
I wonder who'll get >>6355555 desu
>>6355543
>Awesome, thank you.
I guessed randomly. I have other things if you want to give me actual parameters...
>>6355498
oh i just bake pies mainly. the best thing about baking is i can put some ingredients to one side and snack while i cook so i don't end up just making a pie filling and going 'screw this' and just eating that by itself
>>6355551
All I keep seeing is "the world must fit my worldview even if the worldview is diseased"
>>6355543
How many cookies do you make from that recipe
>>6355542
nm I'm waiting for my boss to get to work so he can unlock the restaurant kitchen
>>6355551
Sophie I wish you weren't so hard on yourself =( ilu regardless of ur body image issue ur my German princess!
>>6355539
>yandere
dropped lmao
>>6355498
300g (2 cups) self-rising flour, sifted
55g (1/4 cup) caster sugar
125ml (1/2 cup) cream
125ml (1/2 cup) lemonade
40ml (2 tablespoons) milk
Jam and whipped cream, to serve
Preheat the oven to 220C(428F). Lightly grease a baking tray.
Place the flour, sugar and 1/2 teaspoon salt in a large bowl. Add the cream and lemonade and mix to form a soft dough. Turn out onto a lightly floured workbench and knead lightly until combined. Press the dough with your hands to a thickness of about 2cm(3/4"). Use a 6cm (2 1/3") round cutter to cut out 8 scones, place on baking tray and brush the tops with some milk. Re-roll scraps to make a few extra scones. Bake for 10-15 minutes until lightly browned. Serve warm with your favourite jam
>>6355555
FUCK YOU BITCH
STOLE IT
>>6355555
>she gets penta 5's
when do we marry?
>>6355561
>not knowing who's yandere or not
We walk amongst you.
>>6355565
>girls marrying other girls
gaaaaaaaaay
>>6355558
All I keep seeing is 'hurr youre crazy youre opinion isnt valid' Maybe thats true, but its not going to change anything so
be my guest idc ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6355560
reality is hard on all of us. I prefer the realist approach. maybe I get to be a real girl in my next life
>>6355557
you're english right?
meat pies then?
braised steak and gelatinous gravy?
>>6355555
You....
Fucking aces lass, fair played and all!
>>6355499
>>6355512
>>6355539
>>6355561
>>6355565
your gf stole my pents
>>6355550
I thought your name here was that because you like flannel shirts and I didn't expect for you to use it in public. However,I suppose you could have pick the name because your Scottish or Irish
>>6355559
12.
>>6355557
I have baked a few pies, including an apple and blackberry pie which I successfully made a lattice out of home-made dough for which was cool but I just buy pre-made dough these days. Corned beef pie is nice.
>boil a bunch of potatoes, enough to fill your pie
>drain them, mash them
>add a tin of corned beef, mash that in
>line pie dish with dough
>fill with mashed potato/corned beef
>put on the pie lid
>bake for like 20-25 minutes iirc at 180*C
>>6355556
I'm not big on fancy pants european food or things with lots of spices. If you think a 50s British family would eat it, I'll probably eat it.
>>6355569
i just want you to be happy and not feel alone one day <3 maybe my words mean nothing but I'm gunna travel across the globe to give you that great big hug you deserve!
>>6355570
yes. braised venison with juniper berries, onions, mushrooms and half a bottle of port in the gravy. takes a couple of hours to cook down, so usually by the end of that, i'm hungry enough to not bother with pastry
>>6355562
>scones
Fuck yeah.
>>6355580
That was incredibly rood of her
tell her off ok
>>6355580
b-but girls cant love other girls! it's forbidden!!
>>6355582
yummmm
add some gelatin to your gravy
trust me, you wont be able to eat pies the same way again
>>6355582
Where ish in England are you from?
I'm in Cardiff.
>>6355569
I don't agree on the tall part though, you're what 5'7, 5'8? That's like a mildly tall girl, if you have to obsess over physical features, I'd strike that one off the list.
>>6355582
that sounds like it would be amazing over some egg noodles
>>6355592
I'm Norfolk, born and (in)bred
You're all mentally Ill
Stop before its too late
What the fuck are you doing with your lives?
