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Previous thread >>6264607
First for Grace is a cute
>>6265495
Congrats! Super proud of you
>>6265510
second for grace is a cute
Who virgin here?
>7am and can't sleep
Send help
>>6265498
>Fuck off
>>6265514
third for i want flannels benis
>>6265515
Thanks!! Ya I am gonna wear a cardigan with it definitely but I think the dress is super cute and I like the neckline
Also Platy congrats on your weight loss progress so far, you've done a good job!
>>6265516
H-hi
>>6265514
>>6265510
I'm liking the thread already, thanks <3
>>6265521
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDGKK6y8OtQ
>>6265527
All those clothes are cute as heck, you're adorbs.
>>6265511
>prozac, cypro, and estrogen!
>mfw I'm on all of them
THEY WORK!
>>6265521
7am and I just woke up desu
WAIT A MINUTE
brisbane?
>>6265516
me desu
>>6265525
>:(
who /neverpass/ here
Let's hope this thread can be more civil <3
>>6265531
>:(
<3
>>6265530
<3 the dress is gonna go perfect with my sunhat
sup bitchez
>>6265532
me me me
forever hon
>>6265531
Radelaide!
>>6265532
>accepting defeat
No
>>6265528
>>6265508
thanks :3
>can't cut soda completely
it was hard at first, especially since I was at college and there's literally soda everywhere
but I got a brita water filter and started just drinking lots of water. It made me feel a lot better and now I can hardly stand soda unless its a mixer with alcohol
>exercise
I'm trying to do more, but neet sleep schedule gives me a slim window to go to the gym :(
>>6265531
hey flannel!
>>6265532
das me bayybe
>""""hidden"""" song after 10 minutes of silence in the last track
why do bands do this?
>>6265547
How's the room coming along?
>>6265549
>it was hard at first, especially since I was at college and there's literally soda everywhere
>but I got a brita water filter and started just drinking lots of water. It made me feel a lot better and now I can hardly stand soda unless its a mixer with alcohol
I usually just limit myself to 1 a day, and the rest of the time have water, lemonade, chocolate milk, or something healthier.
It's just
Cherry coke is too good to give up ;_;
>I'm trying to do more, but neet sleep schedule gives me a slim window to go to the gym :(
Fix them! What's stopping you eh? You're a neet! You can do whatever you want!
>>6265554
Folding laundry and picking up trash rn
>>6265555
>Cherry Coke
Vanilla Coke is the truly superior beverage
>>6265548
Suicide at 30 for me
>>6265553
because they are dumb and smelly
>>6265386
saaaaaaved
>>6265493
I can do steam. Add me: Isotera
I can't talk atm, but I should be able to later.
>>6265555
Try drinking tea instead of soda!
Green tea is pretty nice
>>6265516
Are you going to ask that every thread until you get laid?
>>6265562
Yuri is the purest form of love
wow these threads move fast these days with all this rich discussion huh?
>>6265574
Yup!
>>6265574
>says the former queen of shitposting
>>6265568
I don't want your dirty cherry anywhere near my pure vanilla
>tfw you swallow a hot salty load of protein
Who /ramen/ here?
>>6265555
you can fight it! I'm not lying when I say it made me feel a lot better, but if you only drink 1 a day you probably don't have that bad of an addiction as I did
>>6265576
i have epilepsy why do ppl keep posting this stuff
>>6265583
Isn't ramen mostly fat?
>>6265584
>you can fight it! I'm not lying when I say it made me feel a lot better
...
So... how do you have the willpower to not eat sugar, not drink caffeine and exercise.
Because I'm fairly sure that would kill me.
>>6265587
There's a high fat content, but noodles have a metric shitload of gluten in them
>>6265574
No one cares alex
>>6265586
Why did you click it? Do you not read filenames?
>>6265583
S O D I U M
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>>6265592
>why did you go out in a short skirt? don't you know guys will rape you?
>>6265583
>tfw you swallow a hot salty load of protein
I know that fe-
>Ramen
Oh, noo it's so bad for you.
>>6265583
>eating unhealthy food
No wonder you're fat
>>6265604
ramen isn't always unhealthy. cup noodle and stuff is tho which is probably what she's eating
hey sorry E I had to shower real quick
>>6265352
aww ok that's fine though! hopefully you find out cause I'd love to talk, it's been a while! and that's awesome :) glad to hear she's doing well!
>>6265603
>WHAT LMAO
what sirona posted was victim blaming!! I'm going to angrily blog about this on my tumblr
>>6265606
>she
>>6265571
yeee <3
>>6265572
alright, sounds good
>tfw tomorrow's my 8 month hrt mark and still look no different from when i started
;~;
>>6265596
I was about to argue that you're being pedantic, but then I realised that there's a better way to dispute that.
Going out in a short skirt does not get you raped 100% of the time
If you have epilepsy, looking at flashing lights seems to.
There is a disparity here.
Don't click on files that have the word seizure in their name.
To use your comparison, that would be like going out in a short skirt when you know your neighbor has a rape conviction and a fetish for absolute territory.
>>6265604
Lol
>>6265599
Real ramen isn't all that bad, and that's mostly what I eat these days. Instant noodles are junk food though
>>6265510
You would think Caitlyn Jenner is cute.
>>6265615
work them angles hon
>>6265589
most withdrawals from addictions can :^)
idk magic I guess? It's tough initially but your body learns to function without it.
>>6265615
Eric, I'm upset with you
>>6265616
>To use your comparison, that would be like going out in a short skirt when you know your neighbor has a rape conviction and a fetish for absolute territory.
still victim blaming
>>6265617
I've only had real ramen once tbdesu and it was super delicious but I always assume instant noodle when I read the word for some reason.
thread reminder that faye is a cis girl
>>6265619
>stop liking what I don't like t. Chaser
>>6265629
cissies need to get out
suicidal friend is depressed because he's been getting drunk every day for over a year out of unemployment boredom and he didn't realise alcohol can affect your mood
poor guy but also, fuckin idiot
>>6264614
I PUT ABV IN MY KORMA
i waNT MY SOUL TO DISAPPEAR
>>6264636
if it wasn;t for the drugs id be cryin right now
>>6265512
red i had an exam and it went okay1111
>>6265633
ah now we're epilepsy shaming
>>6265629
>huge shoulders, corset under dress, big calfs
Hon, please stop
>>6265553
wait til you try to import second coming by the stone roses
12 songs
followed by ~90 tracks of silence 4 seconds each
followed by 13th, hidden song
reeee
>>6265632
le chaser maymay
>>6265623
>It's tough initially
...
this is going to be like quitting cigarettes isn't it...
I do not want to go insane for 6 months again.
>>6265626
>still victim blaming
Yeah, I'll blame a victim for being stupid enough to risk that. Just like I'll blame the rapist for raping them.
Let me put this another way. A woman got a darwin award because she got knocked off a cliff while cycling beside it. She had a bale of hay on the back of her bike, and was knocked off by the sheep she was going to feed.
She was an idiot.
Going out and provoking a rapist by appealing to his fetishes is idiotic. Don't do it. If you're going to wear a short skirt, move away from the rapist.
It's called having common sense. You don't seem to.
>>6265629
trip on edie
>>6265629
>not knowing she's a gender queer Ftm troll queen
I've seen her clit on /soc/ you guys need to get out of this board more
>>6265633
>Clicking on a file with a seizure warning in the filename is far different than going out in public in a skirt and getting raped
>You're being fucking ridiculous
please tell me you're not this clueless
that anon is joking with you
>>6265640
Don't scare the kiddies at the water park edgar
>>6265644
no lmao this isn't nearly as bad as kicking a smoking addiction
All you need is like 3 week or so without it and you lose the taste for it pretty much
do think plants are happy with their lives/?
>>6265638
don't be mean to faye just because she tried to transition and become a guy, she will always be a girly girl at heart
>>6265650
>3 weeks
I... I can do that.
Wait, no, no I can't.
I can do it if I'm not also trying to diet. And exercise...
Though I suppose I could replace it with frugo...
>>6265659
Drink lots of tea! You can get super delicious ones.
Fuck this place
Fuck all of you
>>6265629
faye if you are here how did you get your legs so shapely?
i hate mine
>>6265658
>couldn't ask the rapist to just, y'know, not rape.
You would ask a snake not to bite?
I think philosophers have argued this point longer than we ever can, but in essence, I wouldn't binge on doughnuts because I'm a diabetic and I don't want to die.
You shouldn't click on things that will obviously give you seizures because you're epileptic and I assume that you don't want to die.
If you do want to die then why are you complaining?
>>6265661
But... I can't drink tea while I'm running!
>>6265662
Hey now, what's wrong?
>>6265662
rood
I think I'm gonna practice makeup and straightening my hair later
it's such a mess today
>>6265662
yeah fuck me pls
>>6265670
grace you might be a natural curly don't ruin it with straighteners!!
>>6265670
You're cute with the slight curls :3
>>6265638
daily reminder that faye is cis [2]
>>6265667
All this place cares about is people who pass or pretty.
The less fortunate are laughed at.
Elanna, Edie, Faye and other trips go anon to make fun of them.
No more, I won't be in this shit hole anymore
>>6265672
>>6265674
But what do I do when it's such a mess?
>>6265676
>All this place cares about is people who pass or pretty.
I mean... I'm pretty well liked, right?
Right everyone? I'm not hated or laughed at!
Somehow I don't think the trips do that all too often.
And if they do, they're anons, who gives a hoot. When you're anon, your opinion has no weight!
So cheer up, trip up, and engage with people!
>>6265679
learn to cg method
and get a lil trim!
>>6265676
Elanna isn't pretty, faye is all angles and edie looks like a clown.
>>6265676
elamna fuck off with your shitty rizon chat
>>6265679
>that
>a mess
girl dont make me post my Hermione tier hair
>>6265662
it was nice when we gathered to cry about not having biological children
Ah... I respectfully disagree.
It was rather unpleasant and I'd rather not think of it.
>>6265679
Your shoulders are big
>>6265691
I could probably 1up you on that one
>>6265695
>Googlin'
ohh sry sry I forgot that's not a normal acronym
curly girl method. I learned about it on >>>>>reddit, there's a curly hair sub that's really good
>>6265676
>Elanna, Edie, Faye and other trips go anon to make fun of them.
you really didn't need to get conspirative to make it sound worse, it's completely true that this works pretty much on hs rules that if you look pretty and act slutty people will rush to be your friend, or that this threads are pretty much about trying to become friends with the tripfags.
my favorite anime is bojack horseman
>>6265701
wheredoyouthinkyouare.webm
>>6265706
mine is hourou musuko, about a little transgirl and a transboy dealing with their dysphoria.
>>6265705
I don't get it though.
Like why attack less fortunate people?
We get that maddie is massive, angie looks weird, etc
But are people that bored that they have to attack them despite them trying to be happy with the hand that they were given?
>>6265715
i tried watching that but I got super sad.
I'm back under 130kg.
I gotta keep going until I'm under 70
>>6265726
trip on sheen
>>6265681
>When you're anon, your opinion has no weight!
Should I become Sirona again?
>>6265732
Same size as me. Sorry sis
>>6265695
This is why you don't take showers before bed
>>6265715
Lmao what a faggot
>>6265722
the thing is that most of the common targets really love that negative attention, and keep prompting people to give that to them.
it's funny that a lot of the people who pass or look objectively okay still have tons of issues, because there's this constant focus on looking a certain way that makes them feel like a fake (because all you were doing is trying to fake stuff). meanwhile the concept of going to a support group irl seems idiotic to them because no one would pass as well as they do so they have nothing to learn from other people.
>inb4 accusing me of being a hon
>inb4 passive agresive comments
>inb4 if you look cute there is no way you could have other issues
ok i'm done being a girl
pls respect me as cacogender now
>>6265738
Big shoulders, big hands, big feet, no hips. Such is life. :/
>>6265739
Looks like a longer version of mine! Move it out of the way now~.
being a woman is shameful
>>6265736
>Should I become Sirona again?
You should get your own trip...
Impersonating me only gets you hate.
It's not hard to come up with a name really. And it's not like it's permanent. I went by Agony Uncle for a while!
>>6265722
maddie can lose weight. angie is fucked
Why are reese's cups so gooood?
>>6265725
I creid like a baby and never could actually finish the manga. I read spoilers and mc doesn't transition, he just accepts he'll have to do what society expects of him. I don't think I can read that desu
>>6265681
>And if they do, they're anons, who gives a hoot. When you're anon, your opinion has no weight!
why come to 4chan, though?
the funny thing is that I interact a lot with you, while usually trips won't talk if not spoken to first. but my opinion doesn't matter, so cool.
>>6265751
Not any more shameful than whatever I am now, so I don't see how that's supposed to get me to change my goals.
>>6265743
This may surprise you but I actually would prefer if ppl didn't call me a giant bodybuilding man. But bitter anon is gonna be bitter so whatever. I have a realistic view of what my body looks like and I do the best with what I have. I just wanted to share my shopping haul in the last thread and maybe talk about clothes instead of memes or spergy anon flame wars about who is a hon
>tfw not sure if I did it wrong or not
I might ask my sis to measure me, she probably knows the right way
>>6265752
I think her point is that anyone could use your name and half the time people wouldn't know it's you and not someone else because they don't really care about you.
>>6265749
you don't wanna see my ugly pre-hrt mug Grace
>>6265732
yw! it's kinda a pain in the neck to do everything you're supposed to but if you like having curls it's worth it imo. if you have questions about it or whatever lmk!
>>6265771
If you're not comfortable posting it that's okay
>>6265773
Okay! Thank you for your help anon
>>6265715
That manga made me sad.
>Tfw no older stable trans role-model in my life when I was young and scared and filled with self hatred
It probably would have helped me.
>>6265760
>I interact a lot with you
And yet I don't know that because you're not a trip!
I mean, that's the thing about responsibility. It comes with power. Sure you can post as anon, but your opinion is far more likely to be discarded.
>>6265769
Thats... not actually true though. I've been impersonated enough times that people check my trip.
My defense against impersonators is a recognisable tripcode, and the impersonators themselves.
>>6265706
so fucking good. Last episode made me real sad, the whole thing makes me sad.
>>6265766
I think you're supposed to measure from the back?
>>6265764
I know that when there's a majority of trips it's easy to mix the anons. I wasn't there and I really don't know what you're talking about. I've seen your repression era pics when you posted them, never said anything because I don't even have the guts to keep mine.
I do know that every time you post a pic and doubt yourself you have at least half a dozen people telling you that you pass. I don't know anymore if it's like false modesty to get attention or you really fail to see people around you and compare yourself to them, and I worry a bit as I do whenever someone does that stuff because it's not a nice place.
I don't know why anyone woul call you a body builder, you look like a mom or a elementary school teacher who is too nice and can't control the kids.
>>6265766
bring tape down couple inches for shoulder circumference, if you dare
>>6265753
Maddie can't lose her skeletal structure and I don't think Angie is really fucked.
Her ffs helped her quite a bit imo
>>6265751
nah being a hon is shameful though
im waiting for this to swallow me up, its definitely startign now
>>6265785
>>6265790
I dunno, I'll let someone who knows what they're doing do it
I know my shoulders are big, just gonna try to not get sad, I don't wanna cry tonight
>>6265797
>I don't wanna cry tonight
Want some nice songs?
I can give you some nice songs...
>>6265778
>but your opinion is far more likely to be discarded.
that's idiotic. no opinion in 4chan should have any weight in your life. if you think that something you read is correct or incorrect depends on you, not on the person saying it.
i really wouldn't want people to trust me just because i've been around more than them when i say something, becaue that has no weight on what i'm saying. and i don't want to put effort in making relationships here when i could be doing that irl just so someone i'll never meet believes something i say.
>>6265764
I think you're really pretty
>>6265797
Grace I hope you don't cry!
You can talk to me if you need to discuss something!!
>>6265809
Agreed desu
>>6265788
>I don't know why anyone would call you a body builder
she used to lift
>>6265806
You have a point, but at the same time, I value the opinions of Sass, Grace, Puru, Basic, and others because they've given me good advice. I recognise them by their trips and names. Anons could give me good advice, but since I wouldn't recognise them, I always have to take what they're saying with a grain of salt.
It's just like real life. If someone gives good advice frequently, I'll trust them...
>>6265797
shoulders are a meme honestly grace, wide shoulders is the no. 1 supposedly "masculine" trait that is found on the most cis women, it's stuff like jaw shape and underbust you've got to worry about
>>6265788
Here's a gay sincere post.
Honestly I know my face passes but that's about it. No one ever yells at me to get out of the bathroom. Otoh, now that it is warmer and I have been wearing less clothing I feel like people have been staring at me, but that could just be part of being a woman. When more of my body is exposed I feel super clocky. It could just be me being paranoid. I know my voice doesn't pass because I get misgendered over the phone so when people call me miss or treat me like a woman irl after I've spoken to them it makes me super paranoid that they are just being polite. I hope that eventually I will have some more self esteem but I will probably continue to post in this hellhole until I feel like i have a normal life that isn't consumed by my transness in nearly every waking moment
>>6265809
>>6265811
Thanks. <3
>tfw you can't watch a comedy special because the comedian is pregnant and you don't wanna get dysphoric
>>6265835
Voice is something that improves over time and I bet you'll have a super great one :3
>>6265810
>>6265804
I'll be okay, I know I'm gonna be a cute girl despite the manly parts about me. It just takes some effort to fend off dysphoria sometimes.
Nice songs would be nice, though.
>>6265778
>Sure you can post as anon, but your opinion is far more likely to be discarded.
>being a trip makes you more valuable even though you haven't started transition, met transpeople irl or gone out in girlmode
>names attached are more important than the content
kek
you got a name because you want to be part of the cool kids club, not because you care about people transitioning in any way
>>6265838
>watching female comedians
that was your first mistake
>>6265818
Hasn't everybody here?
>>6265818
>>6265848
I'm going back to lifting
>>6265848
I just ate lots to deal with the depression and got super fat when I was repressing.
>>6265764
I personally enjoy a lot how you do this stuff because it makes people that really don't pass feel like shit. I've never demoralized sheen as well as you do.
>>6265838
Heavily pregnant women absolutely disgust me, makes me feel sick just looking at them. I don't know why.
>tfw ywn be ellen page
>>6265835
>I will probably continue to post in this hellhole until I feel like i have a normal life
Could you still post after that...
For me?
pls?
>>6265842
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Tu0RJIZRrM
>>6265844
>you got a name because you want to be part of the cool kids club, not because you care about people transitioning in any way
Uh...
Do you actually read any of my posts?
I care about most people. Not just those going through transition, or going through a rough period of their lives. If it seems like I don't give advice to transitioners, it's because it's not something I have experience with.
I'm here because I need that advice myself.
>>6265855
>I just ate lots to deal with the depression and got super fat when I was repressing.
Iktf
>>6265860
pls be in brisbane
>>6265859
i just get sad that I will never carry a child
>>6265852
You show them girl.
>>6265855
Oh yeah that's also fairly common.
>>6265825
>Sass
left for personal issues, i assume you don't really care
>Grace
who has pretty much zero experience and went in semi girlmode once in her life
>Puru
who is a mess as a person and shouldn't be giving advice to anyone until she puts her life together and I mean that with all the love in the world
>Basic
who is a reck that we try to keep going partially because we want to believe in late transition and partially because she has a real life support system
those are your examples to people to listen? and anon is always under that? you really come here just to make virtual friends apparently.
>>6265848
well i used to do a lot of pushups every day in my youth
now im just a high heel wearing, rainbow socks having, whoremoan taking sissy
>>6265869
I meant repression you twat
>>6265860
>ellen page
Why would you want to be a girl that looks like an underdeveloped boy?
>>6265869
aside from that chest tattoo, guy in the back is h o t
>>6265864
o-okay
>>6265871
>who has pretty much zero experience
With what?
>went in semi girlmode once in her life
Yea that's true
>Deleting Repression Gen again
Gee I think the tranny freak mods don't like me or something.
>"become a freak like us honey"
No thanks
People are dumb and don't realise who sass is
>>6265888
Who?
>>6265871
>>Sass
>left for personal issues
Will be back in time, and has been a good companion and maybe just a little bit of an inspiration when it comes to expressing myself fully.
>>6265871
>>Grace
>who has pretty much zero experience and went in semi girlmode once in her life
And is one of the nicest trips and gave me advice on when to take a break from this place... which has anons deluded that I amn't affected by drama.
>>6265871
>Puru
>who is a mess as a person and shouldn't be giving advice to anyone until she puts her life together
And is also able to tell me when I'm being an autistic fuck and I will take her seriously.
>>6265871
>>Basic
>who is a reck that we try to keep going partially because we want to believe in late transition and partially because she has a real life support system
Who is also Irish and has shown me the steps I need to go through to transition here myself.
I trust them because they've given me, personally, good advice before.
I can't trust anon because they can be anyone.
>>6265871
>you really come here just to make virtual friends apparently.
... Yes?
Is there something wrong with that?
I make as many friends as I can wherever I am. It's a good survival tactic.
>>6265886
>becoming a freak
I'm aiming for girl desu
>>6265880
pls b my brisbane gf
>>6265888
Hi Sass!
You dropped your trip!
>>6265835
I really want to be clear that I don't have anything against you except when you're clearly drunk and can't post a link properly, but I'm a bit jumpy after a another transgirl being abused by the police last week here and whenever I see the constant search for validation out of fear of people being fake in their niceness makes me feel like shit. If you interacted with more transpeople not realted to 4chan you wouldn't be in this constant mode of posting facepics that you know to pass.
It's also weird to see a demand for hugboxing mixed with a supposed rejection to it. It makes no sense.
>>6265873
Honestly I can't tell if you are coming or going, repressing or taking titty skittles.
>>6265872
I am sure you're a high heel wearing, rainbow socks having, whoremoan taking sissy with defined arms.
>>6265879
I... never noticed that dude.
>>6265896
I'm sure you all aim for it. You just won't hit it.
>>6265902
I'm not sass you fucking faggot
>>6265900
o-okay
>>6265906
You're Angie, right?
>>6265848
shaved my head with a safety razor, three times. that was my peak. gyms are expensive.
>>6265904
nope my arms are like jelly now that was a long time ago
>tfw i'm skinnier than ive been at any point in my adult life and i hate myself just as much as i always have
FUCK
weight loss is a fucking meme
>>6265896
I don't think that the forced anime cuteness is helping in that regard.
>>6265908
Sure.
You sure are Sassy though.
>>6265911
That isn't me.
I'm done with this place
>>6265903
Sorry, I didn't mean to imply or demand anything. You're right anon. Maybe I should take a break from this place for awhile. Sorry if I did something to hurt you.
>>6265909
*holds ur hand*
>>6265915
weight lose doesn't fix the issues in your head
Raise your hand if you're sad!
>>6265848
I lifted once in my life. Hated it, mostly 'cause I figured it would make me bigger, which I didn't want. Aerobics and lower body exercises all the way.
My right arm is a lil' bigger than my left though, 'cuz fapping. It's really subtle though, like 2mm.
>>6265924
tfw anon's not actually in brisbane
>>6265920
But why, anon-chan? Don't you desu desu desu?
>>6265922
Ah, gets hard to tell who's who when they just avatar.
>>6265923
See you tommorow!
>>6265911
I just use Simpsons memes to incriminate her.
Pretty funny desu
>>6265926
same Tbh
>>6265925
so far ive only lost fat and have lost no muscle
so im like a thin tranny with well-defined arm and leg muscles
fffffff
>>6265830
>wide shoulders is the no. 1 supposedly "masculine" trait that is found on the most cis women
please tell me you're joking
>>6265923
>Maybe I should take a break from this place for awhile. Sorry if I did something to hurt you.
I'm not like, kicking you out or anything. I don't know if you took it like that, although I say spending too much time in 4chan in general isn't good for real socialization. You didn't hurt me at all, so if that was a sincere apology there really was no need.
I was just being as sincere as possible because that's the good part of being anon.
>>6265930
s-sorry
ill swim to australia
What do I do if I don't want to be like this?
>>6265930
can i make love to u bb?
>>6265947
pls be in brisbane
>>6265939
there will always be another problem to fix and fill that isn't enough :^)
>>6265943
>I was just being as sincere as possible because that's the good part of being anon.
...
I mean...
I'm pretty honest.
I'm just also overly optimistic.
So I guess all my talk should be taken less that seriously.
>>6265912
Hardcore.
>>6265914
So you don't look like webm related?
>>6265927
LOL
>>6265940
it's robin telling you about the things she sees in the real world, I really would take it with a couple glasses of salt.
>>6265939
hawt
>>6265939
Oh fuck off
I've been on hrt for a long time and I got nothing. I have AA breasts on a 35" chest with a 32" underbust, 43" shoulders, 30" waist and 37" hips.
So you need to shut the fuck up
>>6265954
>webm
Exactly what I thought transgirls were when I was growing up and a big part of why I thought I wasn't one!
>>6265945
Give in, basically.
>>6265948
if you stick ur venis in me sure
>>6265962
>OK person who has been posting here for literally 3 weeks
Hey now!
That's a little mean don't you think?
I intend to stick around!
>>6265954
my chin/jaw is not that big
my forehead is not that square
everything else is pretty spot on
making fun of me anon?
>>6265970
Give in?
>>6265968
I am sure your personality more than makes up for that.
>>6265971
I don't have one bb I'm cis
>>6265952
I don't even know who you are. I come to a place where I can find people with similar issues and I don't have to worry about how they'll see me the next week, that way I can release the worries of forcing a smile when I don't feel like it.
I don't see myself as a mean person and I don't have reassons to attack anyone in particular because my standing won't change in anyone's eyes.
>>6265949
le tranny life face
>>6265966
>>6265967
i don't think it's hot at all its GROSS is what it fucking is
>>6265968
maybe you should cry more about how your ffs made you look manlier (????)
>>6265980
Just fuck off
>>6265961
cis women, regardless of where they live in the world, have small shoulders/torso and large hips/bottoms which is the complete opposite of male born
robin/edgar is fucking crazy for saying otherwise
>>6265979
Accept this is what you are and have to be.
>>6265984
I still love you for your feminine benis
>>6265987
>ffs
Never had it
>>6265962
>I'm not all memes and validation seeking.
but we all are a little, I mean, look at this stuff it's hilarious
>>6265998
ROLLING
>>6265986
Fair enough. I won't judge you for that. I just don't mind tripping because I don't feel like it hurts my ability to be honest.
But I'm a little bit of an odd ball. Sorry if I offended you anon, I didn't mean it like that at all.
tasting
Just because it was mentioned today
post music you love to keep spirits up /mtfg/
>>6265992
Dang flabit ;_____;
>>6265970
>Exactly what I thought transgirls were when I was growing up and a big part of why I thought I wasn't one!
Ace Ventura detonated so many repressions.
I remember asking my parents about tucking after seeing that movie.
>>6265939
all i can think of is not eating skeletal muscle and sim-full body cast level of laziness?
>>6266000
Fucking grace I can't with you rn
who wants to be my weed smoking buddy
We can smoke up and watch comedies together.
Maybe eat food.
>>6265975
>making fun of me anon?
A bit. But it's just bantz. I don't even know how you look.
>>6265987
A well defined female body (or close approximation thereof) is attractive. I sincerely doubt you have anything approaching visible muscles but, hey, you at least lost weight.
>>6265990
You need to work on that personality.
>>6266000
hey thats pretty good
>>6266007
Hi qt
>>6266000
C H E C K E D
>>6265888
>Knowing who the fuck sass is
That's part of her whole sense of being, right?
>>6266007
>>6266014
>>6266016
Professional shitposting at its finest
>>6266003
Get mad. Change yourself. Suppress the mental illness
>>6266012
I love weed it is my drug of choice.
>>6265987
>le tranny life face
you mean this?
>>6265998
rolling i guess
>>6265915
I heard Taylor swift is like 130 and my height
So I need to chop off a leg, what do you think, left or right?
>>6266013
What's there to work on?
>tfw essentially going to spend a year in isolation
a-are there any phoenix trannies here?
Hey, what does mtfg think of using self hypnosis/guided hypnosis to aid transition? Like ik most of the hypnosis videos out there are fetishist agp stuff, but what about just using autosuggestion etc to ease in some changes like mannerisms etc? Is ot even possible or does even entertaining this thought make me sound like an ago hon? I mean... If i could make accepting myself as trans and putting repressing away using this it would be great as i have a lot of doubt still, mostly about how everyone else will react etc.
Should i look into this or stop being an agp hon?
>>6265915
o-oh
>>6266028
Taylor swift is pretty in spite of being a skeleton with no butt, not because she is thin.
>>6265968
>35'' chest
mine is 42-44''
>32 underbust
mine is 38
and I have the same waist/hips
oh and 19.5 *across* shoulders
and i'm 5 foot 11
you're cis tier
>>6266031
Looking for more people to rape? Fuck off
>>6266012
okay, if you promise not to corrupt me or take advantage of me
>>6266031
I've been alone practically my whole life, it ain't so bad
>>6266012
get a fucking job, why did you even graduate if you're gonna smoke weed and shitpost everyday?!
>>6266031
that sounds fun
>>6266028
How did you get so lucky with hrt?
>>6266032
sounds pretty damn agp and im not sure what one would get from doing that but you do you
>>6266011
>>6266021
What happened to the previous general?
>>6266015
Heys
>>6266020
I CAN NOT :p
>>6266043
>with hrt
Faye only grew boobs, all the rest remained the same.
>>6266021
It's too late in the day to get angry
Plus I've been drinking since Monday night so I would end up doing something stupid again.
>>6266012
yeah im down ive been smoking so much weed lately
have you ever seen the movie windy city heat its a comedy masterpiece imo
>>6266029
I have no idea. I was just trying to be polite. How do you tell someone that she's been dealt a rotten hand in life?
>>6266037
>you're cis tier
Shut the fuck up
Look at you averafe cis girl.
They aren't that big
>>6266050
>falling for the faye is mtf meme
>>6266031
will they fuck with your hrt in the guard or will they be cool with that? because if they don't make you detransition and considering how you've been managing the pressures of regular life it might do you some good...
Fresh dysphoria coming through!
>>6266032
>self hypnosis/guided hypnosis to aid transition?
I put no faith in it.
Mostly because I might have tried it a few times and it didn't work.
(though if your interested in the topic, Anton Szander LeVay wrote about it a bit in the Satanic Bible. It's under magic and rituals. From what I've seen, it's the willfull manipulation of the placebo effect. To give a brief explaination, if you can convince yourself that by going through ritual hypnosis, you will start acting more feminine, you actually will.
There's a reasonable amount of evidence to back it up as well. It's not actual magic... just the science.)
>>6266044
Idk, its not about getting turned on from it, but just using them as help with acceptance i guess? I still fall in puts of repression where i want to kill myself, and when im out of them i just look for other ways of rationalizing not transitioning. I guess i sorta want to get rid of this thought pattern?
>>6265995
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>>6266005
i dont know what any of this post means @___@
>>6266013
i dont really have anything approaching visual muscles unless im flexing, when i do have them.
i did lose weight and i would like to continue to lose weight until im down to a solid 135. or even 130. i just wanna be skinny and lanky as fuck.
>>6266026
yeah i guess
>>6266028
yeah that's where i want to be. model-tier weight. i dont think its going to end up mattering that much in the end because my skeleton is terrible either way, but...
>>6266033
the weight loss feels good for sure
i just, idk. idk
>>6266062
I wonder what her underbust, shoulder length, hips, waist size is
>>6266032
Why would you feel like you should be a woman when you have no idea of how to behave like a woman? What is your end goal?
>>6266062
I had a few similar but didn't want to post them.
>>6266012
Can i join the tranny-hippy weedsmoking commune with my shitty polish bud? :3
>>6266064
you shoooould
it feels like a cross between weed and acid
>>6266062
Thanks for this fresh dysphoria, I was feeling ok for a bit but now I'm back to normal.
>>6266019
I really loved that game. Best fps in a loooong time waiting.
>>6266069
No one here besides poo on toast and Maddie habe even close the same proportions
>>6266078
Sure!
You into free love, lmao?
Hairs starting to grow back after stupidly shaving my head.
Look like a kiwi fruit
>>6266064
>supply affection
I don't know how ;~;
>>6266074
I have physical dysphoria, i walk manly and usually act manly-ish. Thats where some of my doubts come from too - the fact i never acted female. But i cant help it, i hate looking male, i hate my adams apple, ny jaw my dick. Fuck ive had a phantom vagina since i was 11. Feels bad desu
>>6266065
>I'm moving in with my mom senpai
I though you were going to the psych guard. The question remains, will she fuck with your hrt?
>>6266066
you don't cheat your mental health, you work slowly to fix your issues or find ways to live with them. if you really need it you search for professional therapy.
there's no magical way to wake up on day and be fixed.
>>6266086
ur measurements are fine u nut lmao
>>6266084
Oh hell yeah! And it looks like Id did a good job with Doom too! So.... maybe I'll pick up that game? I mean, just from the gameplay it seems like it would be fun, but what I liked about Wolfenstein was just how much they played with the idea of BJ being a complete idiot. It was so much fun to play an absolute Lug-nut of muscle and bone. (And maybe just obsess over how much I wanted to be picked up and ruined by him...)
>>6266092
Hugs, compliments, and being nice
>>6266087
You guys can fuck around, im strictly monogamous but on my end (meaning the other person does whatever, untill ik about it i dont feel its cheating tbqh i kust hate being lied to)
>>6266081
>you're not alone
most cis fems would be kill for that too
>>6266076
>She got hips
All angles.
>I'm just going to kill myself
Please don't.
>>6266081
What do you think of this webm?
>>6266095
>measurements are fine
Maybe in bizarro work but the average female is much, much smaller
How naive are you?
>>6266094
not at all. and I'm NOT going to a psych ward in arizona.
>>6266099
What's this now? I heard my calling cards being listed...
>>6266035
It helps sooo much with my anxiety and cuddling with my bf and getting head pats while high is truly great
>>6266098
Lmao, in the old world the bit at the start was so jokes.
you could depend on him for bashing heads but anything else... lol
you know, a part of me still wishes I could have been like him. Huge dude, commanding and able to toss anyone. Oh well!
>>6266103
Too late, me and pleb are doing it
>>6266104
my measurements are a bit smaller than yours and I have to agree with this statement.
>>6266050
I had boobs since I was ten so even that wasn't new
>>6266043
Uh hormon disorder probably, which might have cause me being trans in the first place, but I'm not that great, most people on 3 years hrt can look ok.
>>6266036
O...ok yah it might be bdd, but.... >>6266069
Same, but I'm like a fucked up skeleton wearing an exoskeleton... Like doom or something
>>6266088
this isn't repression general.
you can fuck your folicles and get some areas with slowed or lost hair growth.
>>6266093
just look at people in irl and be concious of how you behave, practice at home or safe spaces if you're afraid of people mocking you I guess.
but the idea is learning to behave naturally, not finding some recipe or guide, nor training as if it were a heavy excercise to memorize.
>>6266104
about as naive as someone who came out 10 years ago and started transition 8 years ago
which is to say ur whining about fuck all
>>6266100
Well, can you hug? Or share compliments:3 I love doing that with people!
>>6266069
>i just wanna be skinny and lanky as fuck.
With that weight you probably are (or are pretty close to it). Now fles your biceps and take a photo. I could use a laugh.
>>6266019
>game about evil nazis winning ww2
>humanity has progressed beyond modern technology by stealing kike tech that they hid from the goyim
>a filthy kike sabotages the concrete well so uberconcrete is only as effective as regular concrete
>>6266094
Ik theres no magical way, and i do go to a gender therapist, but i think i cant magicly hope to be fixed if i dont try to work on it myself. I think self hypnosis might be a way of self help, maybe im just being dumb.
I just dont want to feel like a freak when i think about my life anymore :(
tfw my measurements are roughly the same as that anon's and people here REEEEE at me whenever I post pics
>>6266116
Plebmayne and you are not doing it.
>>6266103
Pretty good. Feel pretty terrible but then again I feel terrible seeing in shape women around my age just walking around in public.
>>6266122
I can do all ^^ and cuddle, fuck i need somone to cuddle with ;-;
>>6266107
didn't you slize your arms for absolute no reasson in particular? i'm not trying to be a meany or anything, but you should seek help...
>>6266132
I've never seen your photo flannel. Hop to it.
>>6266112
I mistook you for Sass...
And now I want a bf again.
>>6266114
>Huge dude, commanding and able to toss anyone.
0///0
Pls...
I need.
>>6266125
... I like the concept of restoring freedom?
You realise I'm Irish, right? We suffered 800 years of cultural repression under the brits and then started showing terrorists around the world that when you detonate the bomb, you make sure you're not in the blast radius... they don't seem to have gotten the memo though.
>>6266135
Ah lost trip, changed to a laptop from a phone
>>6266098
BJ just wants to raise some kids somewhere and stop fighting the goddamn nazis
>>6266132
You look like shit my man. Standards here are absolute rock bottom.
>>6266140
I don't want to get REEEE'd at ;_;
>>6266142
Well, I'd love to cuddle you, since you're a dear.
>>6266143
I wanna be his wife...
He's sexy and would be fun to tease. And he's an a complete gentleman.
(think how sexy his muscles would be in a well tailored suit!)
>>6266148
Ive never seen you too, you wont get reee'd flannel :3
>>6266127
working on stuff makes you feel good even when you don't achieve your results inmediately. but you have to be aware of it to really improve.
just pay more attention to the people around you and be concient of how you behave. it's like learning to type without looking at the keyboard.
>>6266147
I know, friend
>>6266149
>tfw no red bf to cuddle me tonight
Why live desu
>>6266046
Mods can't handle the truth
>hey these people are resisting the hon propganda
>better delete it!
>>6266140
She a cute
>all that people behaving like little delicate girls when they can't be that even if they were born cis
>all that people that look actually good throwing around fake modesty
>>6266148
body pic, we've seen your melon
>>6266158
Aww
I can give you headpats
>>6266164
my melon?
>>6266164
so far flannel has posted
>chin
>side chin
>frontal face
>butt
>stomach
and her hip ratio was brutal and destroyed all my self worth
>>6266169
>side chin
>butt
I have posted neither of these
>>6266168
maybe it was shit hrt, senpain.
>>6266134
Jellybean (that girl) is a huge koreaboo who can't dance. She's fairly short, with short limbs and cearintly does not looks like a model. It's all due to high heels and tight shorts and top.
If she can make it work I don't see why you can't at lest try.
>>6266148
Post in on unsee. I won't REEEEE.
>>6266168
Nuh-uh.
>>6266119
I will be the bald grill then ;____;
Streamlined and shiny like a bowling ball
>>6266173
No because through out those 3 years my levels were in cis range everytime
>>6266099
w-well I get really tense and nervous when people try to touch me so it might take a little while, and some dank weed :^)
the other two things I can do tho, no problem
>>6266172
clothed butt (mostly hips) and frontal side chin.
W E W L A D
E
W
L
A
D
>>6266175
Try us
Hons like us need to off ourselves
>>6266178
But cuddling is so nice and warm and comforting
>>6266182
who
>>6266165
Aww thanks red ^^
>>6266185
>I've only posted hips from the front, and what does frontal side chin even mean?
it was dark, front or back could had been the same
frontal side chin is a frontal shot of only a side of your chin
>>6266168
Yah I'm agreeing with fufu, our only differences are I have a few inches less on the shoulders, I have a few more on the ub and hips, and I have 8 inches more In the over bust
>>6266195
But your breasts offset your broad chest unlike mine.
I swear people are fucking retarted
>>6266195
when you said that female partners never cared about your breasts you were trying to agro Edie or were you sincere? because I can't imagine that being true...
>>6266178
>I get really tense and nervous when people try to touch me
that doesn't make any sense as big a flirt you are. why??
>>6266195
Your bust and underbust are only bigger cause of your big breasts
>>6266195
>8 inches more In the over bust
cis girls out reeeeee
>tfw you theorycraft mcdonald's burger toppings with your gf
>>6266211
that looks like a shot from the back, but I'm not go mess in photoshop to get more detail
>>6266213
...
In almost every fast food joint that has it, secret sauce is just mayo and ketchup mixed...
>>6266103
Angles are a bdd meme that was used by passers to explain why they felt bad yet somehow looked good
Don't support cancer cis tier passers and their bdd, just say no to anglememin
>>6266211
Just post the damn photo already.
>>6266217
Apparently wendys uses mayo ketchup + a bit of horse radish. Not sure if its true, but it works amazing as a topping
>>6266217
http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2014/03/salsa-golf-argentine-ketchup.html
>>6266193
>Why???
they're ambitious and have the drive to make humanity great again
all they have to do is close the death camps
I mean, they've got a moon base and have started colonizing mars
also the uniforms are all nice
I mean
they nazi's aren't fascists they're /fa/scists
>>6266222
horse radish is added in most japanesse dishes, I'd assume it adds some kind of something.
>>6266216
it isn't ffs
I had my other arm behind me to pull the shirt tight, and that arm is clearly in front holding the camera
>>6266219
fine
the question I wanted answered is whether or not I need to lose weight, so if anyone wants to give an opinion or w/e, that'd be great
>>6266218
Bdd is a meme
I have proved it plenty of times
>>6266019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySXsFk3v-_E
More like.
>>6266230
oh shit
thats really good
hip waist height?
(weight?)
>>6266204
Uhm yah I've always had some breast, and I've always asked girls to suck on them
When I met my last ex they were full grown and I just said I had a hormone disorder.
When I was on Grindr a couple days ago as a guy, I'd literally show guys my chest and say I was embarrassed, in truth about 1 in 25 said no after seeing it, most asked me out after
>>6266230
>those hips
My death date can't come any sooner
>>6266234
I will be listening to this while I reduce tanks to scrap in my KV-2
>>6266233
no you haven't
all you do is post your pretty face and say
>SEEE
>>6266230
You could always get more toned and get cute girl abs if you wanted to but you look hecka skinny as is
>>6266230
obligaroty reeeeeeeee
>>6266141
Sirona confirmed as being transbian for Sass.
sort of like the lowest tier transbian coupling
I'm not sure if they would be under CybaXMaddie or the same level...
>>6266230
That's just someone's abdomen. And no it doesn't need more work, or loosing more weight.
>>6266239
Fair point, but... do you know who designed them?
(did he have more designs?)
>>6266233
Just come to terms with being ugly and move on with your life.
Jesus Christ. I did this at 12 years of age and now I'm happy because I don't waste energy in hoping I'm not ugly.
>>6266243
It isn't pretty
Everything about me is manly except my fave is that of an ugly girl
do I have bdd?
>>6266230
Cisssssss girrrlsssss gettttt outttttt
>>6266249
you could google it, I'm sure you don't like anything anons say.
It was Hugo Boss, he had to make a public apology and now he's cool unlike Heidegger.
>>6266121
yo ufufu, someone made a comic based on you in OW
>>6266239
they still chose the designs from his tender
so like
>>6266253
Why should I?
Ugly girls are the lowest on the food chain
>>6266186
I wouldn't know ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>6266256
says the cis girl
>>6266262
I'm sure they were all glorious and the correct action would had been offering them to other nations to have the most /fa/ world they could have had.
>>6266257
So the SS all black uniform was designed by Karl Diebitsch... Who was a Nazi. An SS-Oberführer.
I stick to my guns on the Nazis having good fashion sense.
>>6266137
arizona will likely send me to a male ward even though I'm legally 100% femal
>>6266217
McDonalds secret sauce has no ketchup, friend.
mayo, mustard, sugar, pickles, paprika, onion salt.
I used to be big mac chef in hamburger university before the jews threw me out.
>>6266258
SO she has somewhat wider hips.
>>6266274
>mayo, mustard, sugar, pickles, paprika, onion salt.
AH HAH! I KNEW SOMEONE WOULD FALL FOR IT! YES!
Now I know!
>>6266277
those arms are looooooong
>>6266277
>not wanting to look like that
>>6266137
>cutters
>literally the lowest tier of humanity
absolutely disgusting
>late evening
>sun is only just barely below the trees
>my precious nighttime is reduced to 9 hours
Summer can fuck right off
>>6266069
just rambling conjecture. creatine while often overused as a supplement seems important in maintaining muscle on immobilised parts of the body. i've often wondered why vegan athletes are so often wiry endurance athletes, but the idea that they might be smaller due to not being able to keep muscle as well during *any* period of inactivity like simple rest i just made up thinking about it. i don't really kno, and i don't think u wanna b wiry
>>6266284
my arms are that long ._.
>>6266288
I'm disappointed that you don't have that saved as "krabby patty secret formula"
does anyone here need their bp fugged at all? im trying to lose my virginity
>>6266277
>posting pic of cis
stare at it all you want but male and female skeletons are different
>>6266291
Sent you a message on fb
>tfe you want to put your penis in her expenis
>>6266273
>time to find out
with who tho
>>6266285
reasons
>>6266289
it's 2hot2live
Tfw sad
Tfw been drinking
Tfw drunk sad makes it x100
>>6266292
but the krabby patty secret formula is completely secret
>>6266304
You sure can't, especially being a tranny
>>6266295
>cis
>those hands
what?
>>6266263
Yes you are.
Accept it and move on. There's more to life than attractiveness. Oh wait. You're pretending to be a woman. Guess you really are worthless then.
>>6266304
>Check it with Google images.
http://nataliemarlo.tumblr.com/post/135693461492
well, I guess my envy for flannel has greatly diminished.
>>6266230
>that hip/waist ratio
Tome to off myself... Did you start like that or did it come after hrt?
>>6266315
Yeah you just don't understand
Typical naive garbage
>>6266255
possibly
you have other self-esteem issues though so it's hard to say whether it's bdd or just that
you're definitely prettier than you think
>>6266305
Actually... I might post this on /ck/ just to see their reaction.
Eh, tomorrow. I'm going to bed.
>inb4 "Sirona, you don't stop posting once you go to bed
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I'll be back in 5.
>>6266255
no, it's everyone else that's wrong.
>>6266318
sorta started like that but I think they got wider when I was on blockers
>>6266332
Yep its time to off nyself then
>>6266230
Hello flannel i am attracted to your body of don't change it
>>6266255
i dont know about bdd but you definitely have wtcs
>>6266336
depending on how old you are you could still get them with mones...
I think the best lesson I ever learnt on this board was not to compare myself to other mtf or cis women.
hi friends, how are things
my cosplay stuff for a con in my city is arriving tomorrow so i'm super pumped to finally be kongou irl !!
i'm pretty terrified someone is going to call me on "crossplaying" because of my giant manshoulders but ye i hope it goes nicely
also these little neckscarves are great while you're waiting for your trach shave
>>6266230
>tfw ywn rest your hands on flannel's childbearing hips
why can't i just be in brisbane, why have you done this to me god
>Mfw will never have the face of andreja pejic
>>6266332
You need to go wider.
>>6266342
looks good
>>6266342
Eyyy K-chin. I hope you are well. Any particular convention you are attending?
>>6266342
Cons are super fun and I doubt anyone would say that to you :3 Make sure to take pics in the cosplay!
>>6266340
18, but puberty didnt hit me hard yet, still barely browbone and no adams apple. Über Slav genes desu
>>6266342
why do you always aim your pics in a way that make your shoulders look much bigger?
>>6266351
wait, so slav genes are better? I'm confused.
and I hit puberty really really late. My arm hair is only starting to darken as of a couple weeks ago.
>>6266320
Or your just a vapid tranny whore who regrets entering a realm of pure vanity.
You could have wrote books Mr King
>tfw no qt gf to take care of you
Is it gay if she sticks her penis in you but she's a boy?
>>6266360
so you're saying that if you don't pass you're not a real woman?
>>6266360
Do you feel gay?
>>6266354
Idk, ive heard it here and i think they are better. Like, heres my adams apple at 18, its there butnive seen cis girls woth bigger ones.
And slavs are just better, tbqh, have you seen out blue eyes blonde guys?
>>6266358
I will take care of you!
>>6266363
yes, you keep calling each other in female terms but you're just sick. if people don't see you as a woman it doesn't matter what your feelings are.
>>6266352
so you dont see her face
>>6266365
I certainly feel the gayness reading her posts.
>>6266372
you want to be my caretaker?
>>6266363
let's say, hypothetically, this girl passes but tries not to pass and just looks butch/queer and sometimes insists she's a boy
>>6266360
ur just another dyke showing ur true colors
fucking fags
>>6266363
No, she says she's a boy
>>6266365
Sometimes...
>>6266378
Let's say nothing. Elanna says it's a boy.
>>6266373
>what are manly looking women
>
But honestly i sort of feel you. I would hate being called a woman rn, pre hrt etc. I look like a guy amd i would feel like a caricature if i were called by female pronouns atm, even though hearing them might feel nice.
>>6266374
what's wrong with my face exactly? i have a Y chromosome and i started at age 25, are u expecting a cis girl face? i'm not even bothering with FFS other than the shave, i'm pretty comfortable with it.
>>6266380
>dyke
>having sex with a man
>that identifies as such
>using his dick
>>6266387
transbians that go for transwomen are pretty much making fun of the idea of them being women. it's just gay sex.
>come back to thread
>rude anons still here
guess ill be back later on
>>6266355
I don't even look like that anymore
And there is nothing wrong with being vain!
>>6266385
that tranny face! what's the deal with that? why does everyone do it? should I?
>>6266382
Then it's only gay sometimes
>>6266360
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>6266368
My entire face is pretty andro-masculine. The only thing that's really bad is that the corner of my jaw isn't really rounded, but I've had that since birth. I have a little bit of a brow and my nose is a bit wide, but neither are terrible.
Also, full beard. :/
>have I seen out
what?
I'm baaack!
For a bit.
>>6266393
Wait, what?
I mean, when aren't there rude anons? Just ignore them and talk to us instead!
>>6266393
>muh hugbox
>>6266401
>been talking with anons all day
>a trip shows
>anon don't matter
>tell an anon that anons don't matter
>>6266396
yes it makes you look cuter in selfies and what else matters in this world?
>>6266398
Ive got no beard yet happily, only the small baby hairs on upper lip every two weeks. My face is alsp like masc andro-ish, a bit more masc than a few years ago but not full on alpha-testosterone monster tier like arab or even german (isnt that the same now?) guys.
I meant our, not ut :P
>>6266360
oh she uses her gt? d r o p p e d
>>6266408
does it work with any face? who came up with this technology?
>>6266405
So trip up! I cant keep track of anons!
I didn't mean that I'd ignore you, just that I'm not able to tell you all apart.
After all, I'm perfectly happy to talk to anyone, but if they're just as faceless and unrecognisable as the bully-anons...
>>6266374
>that bag
shopper-a-holic eh? me too :( :)
>>6266342
>Mythbusters trans cosplay
that would be a no
>>6266415
you have to learn that bullying doesn't make you wrong or right, just unfriendly. you always have susans.
>>6266374
when will i be able to go girlmode in a shopping mall?
>>6266391
It might be straight if she's a boy though
>>6266383
But you're talking to them and they explained their identity in full rofl
>>6266397
Being gay sometimes is something I guess I'm ok with
>>6266412
Why is this a bad thing :(
Daily reminder that if you do something with your life people won't notice that you look like shit.
>>6266421
Being unfriendly does mean that you dont want to tak to the unfriendly person, tho, its not about the anon being wrong or right
>>6266420
oh no no no i'm cosplaying as kongou not as
omg that was just a regular outfit
>>6266423
Whenever you want anon.
>>6266415
Bully anons are recognisable. In fact I'm in love with one in particular
>>6266421
>bullying doesn't make you wrong or right, just unfriendly.
I don't like people who go out of their way to be unfriendly though. I'm perfectly happy here, I'm just saying that I don't know if you're the original anon I was talking to... or if you're been nasty to me in the past, or anything like that.
I should probably go to sleep, I'm embarrassing myself...
>>6266426
ur a fag elanna just admit it
>>6266428
Friendly people are always prone to lie, because that's part of being friendly. As I said, the case in point is Susans.
>>6266432
Spartan?
She'd make a great transbian.
>>6266344
iktf ;-; reality is evil and awful
>>6266436
Whingie come the fuck on.
>>6266436
You can be brutally honest without being rude tbqh. Poking a flaw out for hours on end is being rude, saying somone looks like shit when they do and ask for an opinion isnt being rude.
Its about how its said, not what is said. Maybe its different in america lol
>tfw family is way too loud at restaurant
Fucking hell I swear
So we've moved on from tfw no bf to I'm a boy as the go to obnoxious spam 50 times every thread phrase?
>>6266432
is it me
>>6266432
I can't tell them apart from trips trolling as anon.
>>6266374
>Black socks, white shoes
pic related
>>6266385
that one sort of works
>>6266445
aren't you stoned, though? or was that flannel?
>>6266426
its not that gay anymore, elanna was supposed to be turned full gay
>>6266439
No that's a shit tier newfag
>>6266435
I'm not gay I just like girls with penises who try to look like boys and be caring bfs
>>6266449
examples in this thread? i'm willing to blindly believe you.
>>6266439
Spartan doesent bully though
Also I'm not a girl
>tfw my boyshorts came in the mail today
>tfw i have to wash them already
>>6266445
>not liking loud families
Are some sort of upper crust briton/WASP?
>>6266342
>>6266420
cant unsee
h-hey, I think I fucked up my HRT...
>>6266460
>Get goyshorts in mail
>Needs to wash them
did you shit in them or did your anus just give up and all the lube came out?
>>6266460
did your boyfriend mess them?
>>6266448
No its the qt from last autumn/winter who caused many a shitstorm
>>6266457
dykes like you make me sick
1 man 1 woman, that's the way it's supposed to be
>>6266465
>not washing clothes when you buy them
I saw an episode of House MD about that fucking up your life.
>>6266464
looks like edgar
does anyone have size 13 womens? if so where do you buy your shoes?
>>6266277
i want this to be my body ;_____;
i should starve myself more
>>6266461
Yeah I'm trans WASP and my family are Irish shitlords
>>6266463
Me either
>cringes at the thought of everyone laughing behind the backs as tranny dressed like jamie Hyneman parades around the target bathrooms
>>6266459
That Halo anime is pretty much the worst thing I've ever seen, and I've seen footage from the Hiroshima nuking.
>>6266474
>tfw ive never washed any clothes that i ordered online first
h-how dead am i?
>>6266443
That isn't me asshole and stop calling me that. Telling the truth isn't whining
>>6266477
get THICC chicken
>>6266477
yeessss goood goyl
>>6266482
the guy from house did buy them from a truck that was used to move farm chemicals, but you can never be sure.
>>6266482
Its worse woth clothes from actual stores. With online its 50/50. Cause in the store other people put them on to try and you know... Slme dont wear underwear etc. I. An online store it dependsif its fully online or also has a ohysical place.
>>6266474
But that kid ONLY wore brand new unwashed clothes.
>>6266409
>arab
>german
>bad jokes
I have some british and some german genetics mixed in, which explains the brow.
And I mean, my face hasn't really gotten much worse since last year. 2-3 years ago was pretty significant though.
>>6266474
Was it the one about lupus?
>>6266479
>Irish shitlords
Is there any other kind?
Get over yourself and enjoy your family, they're making an effort to be around, what I'll assume is a whiny celf centered shitplebe.
>>6266477
Don't, that type of body is only desired by gay fashion designers and no one else.
>>6266469
But she's a boy? Don't be a shitlord anon
>>6266481
So your saying it's not as bad as nagasaki
>>6266463
frick time to never wear this shit ever again
thanKS JERKS
>>6266490
oh th-thanks
>>6266492
Its not much of a joke desu. Have you visited berlin recently? Its pretty bad, the arab invasion is going strong. Londons in the frontier, they elected a muslim fucking mayor of the city ;-;
And yeah, german genes have high testosterone imo. They all like ubermensch.
>>6266486
Who profits from someone NOT eating? Surely (the imaginary) Jewish boogeyman would rather she got all big and fat on junk food?
>>6266491
I think it was a particular pair of jeans with a particula kind of agrotoxic but I saw it feels like I saw it 10 years ago, so I wouldn't really know.
>>6266496
Ur cute in it tho
>>6266476
am i the only one with big feet?
magic eight ball, will i ever find a cute gf to be nice to and sometimes playfully mean to?
>>6266496
>letting mtfg get to you
>>6266501
>german genes have high testosterone imo
>phien is the most delicate and small girl here
>>6266508
>Tfw you bully your gf and tickle her lots
>>6266496
Just because you wore the same outfit as tv walrus doesn't mean you have to throw it out.
>>6266513
>we all accepted the converse® way of life
someone else told me this the other day
please no
>>6266477
NO GET THICC IT'S THE ONLY WAY
>>6266510
Well theres exceptions ofcourse. But slavs on the other hand tend to be androgynous to some degree, like look at stav strashko or andreja pejic
>>6266510
>most delicate and small girl here
maybe now but she was ufufu size pre-op
>>6266527
n-no ;__;
>>6266502
fashion industry jews who charge hundreds of dollars for tiny pieces of clothing that cost them cents to make in a sweat shop
the food industry jews are who you are thinking of
>>6266524
>slavs on the other hand tend to be androgynous
really?
>>6266531
>my boyfriend is 100% not gay i swear
>he's just cool with my 8' and acts like a repressed faggot
>but no gay
>Tfw can't tell if people actually think I'm a girl when they get confused at my boymode at work and female pronoun me or they think I'm MtF and are just trying to be nice
It's a weird feeling when it happens.
>>6266538
Not all, im talk about averages. Ofc there will be ubermasculine slavs and super feminine germans, or neanderthals. But typical slav features arent neccasarily masculine, theyre soft, usually a bit rounded.
COME ON! GET IT OUT YOUR CHEST AND JUST SAY IT!
multiple posts a minute and then dead for 7, what happen?
I hate all of you well most of you :)
>>6266551
I like trains
>>6266535
thats not what i meant and u know it!!!!!
>>6266553
ily tripfriend
>>6266555
you just can't get away from that phallic imagery eh?
>>6266551
I though for the longest time that Elton Jhon was one of the beatles.
>>6266551
I wish I was a boy
>>6266551
I've been molested and raped but I liked it
>>6266551
I take Pec Pills
>>6266551
i wish i was dead
>>6265565
If i have to
>>6266551
I'M SECRETLY CIS
>>6266506
trutrans have lower testosterone than fetishist men so don't develop large feet.
>>6266568
i wish i was death
>>6266551
>pic relevant
>>6266551
Im really disappointed by the lack of butt posting in these threads of late.
>>6266570
Nth for
>secretly
>>6266571
>tfw low test fetishist
truhons be mad :^)
>>6266555
you always get the best repeating numbers and im starting to think it isn't a coincidence, i'm starting to think something's going on around here
>>6266551
i'm a cis dyke who got too deep into queer theory and ended up transitioning ftm only to transition mtf so i could fully know your pain so i can fight for your rights for you
and thats the honest truth
>>6266551
I fap while looking at myself the mirror
>>6266586
you do look the part
>>6266581
It must be.... A jewish consipracy.
I have one more post to get off my chest. I just had a long conversation/argument with my mother about my body size and everything.
I told her I wear a women's medium to compensate my rather broader frame and she tells me she wears the same size which kind blew my mind because my mom is much smaller than me. This makes me think that there is some bdd going on and I see myself as broad because of my under developed chest.
Idk what even to think anymore.
>>6266580
but honey how could you? i bet your bell hasn't even gone off. how will you ever run in the Trans National now? you could be doing yourself an injure if you haven't settled down, got married had a family first
>>6266589
why does titch always get compliments,
literally can't do anything wrong
>>6266551
im a cis male who has been lurking here 24/7 since august in the hopes that one day a series of events will occur that will end up with me getting a trans gf without having to put it in any effort besides just being in the right place at the right time
and i will continue to lurk here 24/7 until that happens
>>6266598
youll just end up a getting a trans gf of yourself
How do I become the feminine anthony bourdain
I just wanna travel the world eating new foods....
and meeting foreign men...
>>6266597
I don't know. I personally enjoy her being a bitch to people and usually agree with her points when there's one presented.
I also think that the nose job was terribly vain and didn't affect her passing in any way.
>tfw i slept all day and a bunch of maymays and sexy photos of my gf were posted
why do i miss everything good?
also hi mtfg!! how was your day?
>>6266601
get a sugar daddy who also owns a media empire.
hi ~
>>6266558
i support u keeping some plushy milky skin, but uhm that's me talking
>>6266601
>femboy eats foreign cuisine and gets fucked by strange foreign men
you should pitch that to vice they'd probably be interested in a show like that
>>6266551
TFW NO DIAPERED TRANSBIAN GF
>>6266581
I post here constantly so it's probably a coincidence. But I may also be Jewish.
>>6266561
Never
>>6266574
Can you maintain my steam engine?
https://youtu.be/N0JAvuc8KOs
>>6266605
titch is being a bully
>>6266610
I laughed but it's probably true, just add some marijuana angle if they don't seem completely sold on the idea.
>>6266506
UK male size 12 here
I knew a guy shorter than me in high school with size 14s, he had to have his trainers specially made at a place in the next town to order
I think I overdid it at dinner. I did not need to eat that flan for dessert ;_;
>>6266551
I seriously considered changing my name to 'Marlene'
>>6266606
my sugar daddy owns a contract company.
>>6266610
I seriously should!!!
"Hey Vice, this is Red, and I'm about to eat this amazing Punjabi street food and get fucked by the great grandson of the maharaja"
>>6266617
yeah a femboy who tries foreign cuisine, foreign dick, and foreign drugs
i'd actually watch that
>>6266625
It's literally the same as 90% of their content but a bit better...
>>6266624
film a pilot desu
>>6266617
"hey Vice, this is Red and I'm about to get high with this Maasai chieftain and he's going to fucking RAM me"
>>6266605
http://imgur.com/a/9obRi
>>6266620
biggest peen detected
>>6266601
that's a dream life
>>6266605
I got a couple of shifts at the local chocolate factory, the machinery broke today so I spent half the day eating pralines and finally went home with about 5kg of chocolate and sweets.
>>6266615
what'd she do now?
>>6266616
you have BDD, i've said this a million times lmao!!
>>6266623
i had noticed that!! does my card mean that i weaken hons and they attack me, or that i'm the queen of hons and helping them get strength?
>>6266622
i changed my name to Lithuanian
>>6266632
yeah it's like all of their content in a single convenient package
i think red could also have the potential to be america's femboy sweetheart if she plays her cards right
What music, mtfg?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v
?
=zSzfpaB1ERs
>>6266577
that can be arranged
>>6266636
>kayla
must be why anon so angry today
>>6266640
it means you weaken hons and they attack you lol
I think it's the best designed, which isn't saying much sadly
>>6266633
I will! After I apply to grad school.
This is pretty much what I do anyways when I travel...Always research the greatest place to eat, and find some qt guy to get fucked with/by. I did it in Chicago twice, gonna do it in SF and portland, except with guys and girls, and maybe some non-binary people (because SF and portland)
>>6266650
This one isn't too bad, but it's not as brutal as the others.
:/
hello everyone how are you
>>6266635
Red make this happen I want to watch this
would be top-tier 10/10 /comfy/ travel program
>>6266624
How do I get a sugar daddy like that? I'm sure I can play the role but the finding eludes me.
>>6266637
only ~7.5 inches desu
>>6266636
>>6266650
omfg L M A O
i have to say they're all kind of mean, but the sheen one and the kayla one could apply to anyone and they're fucking hilarious
>>6266639
wait what
is this real life??
>>6266644
I don't think america is ready for a femboy sweetheart yet. They've been trying with all those runway shows but it's not catching on.
>>6266645
https://youtu.be/tSKuFXvO_Ns
Not really music but I enjoy her voice, it makes me feel like I'm there in the front hearing her commie bullshit over the speakers.
>>6266658
"Hi Vice, this is Red. After sucking the cock of a Tapirapé chief, I'm being paddled down river in order to imbibe Ayahuasca and participate in an orgy "
>>6266640
i destroyed a thread over baby feels and dissolved into fits of manic laughter and crying as everyone imagebombed or abandoned the thread after feeling worse than i had in the first place
it honestly made being so upset over never being able to be a biological mother and to give birth to my own children almost worth it
>>6266664
flaccid
>>6266636
>literally using the first pic of me in makeup in public
ugh
Also hi mtfg, feeling better, spent all day building a 10 foot tall cat enclosure for my 2 cats and it turned out great. I guess woodworking is my new passion.
>mfw gf put the vaginal suppositories into the fridge before she left
I'm in a relationship with satan D:
>>6266687
check ur vagina privilege
>>6266644
awweee shudup
I just have simple goals:
Eat tasty food
Eat cock
Take drugs
I don't think I could be America's Sweetheart! But I would like to make those swarthy foreign men happy!
"Hi Vice, after shipwrecking somewhere in the Maghreb, I'm hoping to let some Berber guy take me back to his place, let me taste his EXQUISITE couscous that's been stuffed in a dead lamb , let him bareback me, and then smoke hash"
awoo~!
>>6266679
I liked that thread, I didn't need to recheck the adress to remember it was about being trans.
>>6266687
That's kind of hilarious
>>6266679
yeah I had to leave that thread because of D Y S P H O R I A
>the college I'm going to soon has health insurance that offers FFS
>>6266679
>that pic
why is she wearing a bra with no tits?
>>6266691
>goals don't include programming
dropped
>>6266666
Well I do have to pay for the chocolate I bring home and just breathing the air inside can give you diabetees, but yeah its real life.
I got 2,2kg of pic related for 1,2€ and they sell Toblerone and Oreo for distributor prices.
>>6266694
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B55Jyln9IWU
>>6266694
looks like old gang is coming back
+ufufu
>>6265615
If you turned your head anymore your head would snap off your neck and reveal your spinal chord.
>>6266636
kachow
>>6266694
did you get the :awoo: steam emote yet, jormy
>>6266706
I program in my spare time
>>6266679
>tfw don't have to deal with it as a trans feel because I know I'd be a fucking horrifying parent anyway
how do parents explain death to their own kids, like wtf
>>6266709
bitch what do u mean PLUS ufufu
I AM THE OLD GANG
>>6266708
DELETE THIS!!!!!
>>6266709
But I never left!
>>6266716
t-theres an :awoo:?!?!?!?
>>6265679
Wow you look so feminine I don't see how anybody could say you look like a man :^)
>>6265633
grace, don't abuse the hugboxing. after a certain point people stop seeing praise as anything but lies if you don't control your positivity.
>>6266636
tfw too C-list for people to make one of me
>>6266718
tfw not into IT, tfw not into programming, tfw mechanic work..... am I just a fetishist?
>>6266691
>tfw no femboy cock to sip precum from
>>6266722
yeh it's like $10 last time i checked
>>6266727
you don't spam your face, you tend to scape whenever anyone talks about your cis pics.
>$10 awoo
tempting desu
>>6266727
im happy i didnt get a card ngl
>>6266679
oh
am i the only one who would never want to birth a child and feels no dysphoria over that? lol
>>6266707
jfc where do you live?
>>6266721
>tfw gangs of mtfg
"Hi Vice, I'm here at the E-Sports Tournament, among the fantastic tribes of NEETs and Neckbeards. I hope to vape their many e-cigs, and eat their ingenious Cheetos, maybe make a few of their men happy~"
>>6266551
a trip touched my penis and i'm going to sue her for emotional distress because she didn't touch it with her mouth too
>>6266724
>>6266723
>posts from 3-4 hours ago come back to haunt me
I've always thought positive of kiwi's appearance and have maintained that opinion since I met her. At the same time, she never did believe me.
>>6266722
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmUKkBRkTxM
>>6266731
IT is hard.
I hope Kaylee gets her certs in it.
i really need to be held right now
>>6266739
nah my first cat died of skin cancer
I don't think we ever had the conversation, I read enough books and stuff I just sorta gradually became aware by the time I was like 10
then came the grip of unshakable existential terror
>>6266741
pizza is always the solution senpai
my partner and I made a mooseshroom pizza earlier
>>6266750
if she focuses and gives it priority she'll be fine
>>6266563
I thought Elton John and Eric Clapton were the same person because their names sounded similar in my head.
>>6266739
>ywn hold your children's head in your chest and tell them everything will be alright and that they don't need to fear dead
>>6266746
i believe you, i just can't see it myself :c
>>6266683
post your best current pic and we'll use that instead
>>6266683
Photos of the lions' den?
r8 voice
https://clyp.it/kyq3023g
>>6266742
kayla Kayla KAYLA
>>6266551
Almost nobody on mtfg passes and I don't even have high standards. But I'm afraid to say it because of the backlash I would get.
>>6266754
yeah thats what im having!
was gonna do burritos but was too lazy to go to the store heh
tfw u see ur reflection and you want to die
i learned about death when my grandma's dog died which was tragic but removed from me. the first time i experienced death firsthand, i dropped a sofa on a mouse by accident. total write-off
>>6266765
Fully passes
>>6266770
you literally cannot stop shitposting
>>6266769
tfw u hear ur voice and you want to die
>>6266774
I thought it was a valuable contribution, I even read it.
>>6266765
Every bit of yourself that you show makes you look more and more like the ideal woman for any chaser, you should be our board tan.
*waits for someone to make a new thread*
How should I get revenge on gf for icey vag ?
>>6266775
iktf
>>6266779
>inb4 botched header
>>6266756
Stav identifies as female and transgender though, she just prefers to keep it 'male' professionally
she did some interview with a Tel Aviv magazine a few months back, google it
femgen went into meltdown over it
someone hold me please
>>6266767
Everyone would call you a hon and a bully, it's not that bad.
>>6266778
my voice actually doesn't pass at all desu
I sound like some weird english hon
>>6266746
If you don't want people to comment honestly on appearance then stop posting pictures.
>>6266780
take a shit in the sink
>>6266767
Ok bro
>>6266743
hahaha
>>6266789
record clyp.it
>>6266792
you can take a shit on the toilet's tank, so when they flush a new piece appears, it's called an upper decker.
>>6266790
>honestly
90% of what you hear here is bullshit
Yea, I know I look like a man
But you aren't doing it just to give an honest opinion or help or somethin'
You just wanna be like HAHA YOU LOOK LIKE A MAN to try and get me upset
I don't quite give a shit about that.
>>6266774
#realtalk
>>6266787
I don't want to be isolated from my only trans group just because people don't pass or put any effort into their appearance.
>>6266728
can you even use that shit
>>6266812
you're anon, they'll ignore it. we're not even really part of the group or anything.
>>6266796
your voice is a bit too nassal, in the sense that you block all air from the nose to keep the tone. try breathing while you speak, you'll lose the tone from time to time but eventually you'll have a weider range.
