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Previous Thread: >>6044243
>>6045511
first for suicide
>>6045497
GOOGLE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V5ddJq3FvNU
>>6045511
Threadly reminder transbians are straight men and sex predators. Call the authorities on them
What up everyone?
I found this picture while researching for a school project on wikipedia, and it looks like I have a new waifu! Shame it's a nameless picture from 1997, so i'll never let him ravage my bp
Some of us will make it! Maybe!
>>6045511
suicide is bad, don't do it before 2 years hrt.
>>6045511
>>6045517
Please don't.
>>6045529
sweet, i'm in the clear
>>6045528
>>6045522
Hide transbian Threads
Ignore transbian Posts
Do Not Reply To transbian Posters
>>6045531
I'm trying not to lol, thanks anon.
Eberyone post index fingers nao
transbian thread btw
straights get out
kill all men desu
ey bruhs, msg me on kik: glennznl
>>6045545
If you cut up men, how will you get benis'd?
Red
if u trust that couple with ur phone u should have them take pics of you while ur being [spoiler]used[/spoiler] a good pet
>>6045528
>some of us, maybe
nice optimism
>>6045546
fyi this is the kik of a fat 34 year old chaser. hes disgusting and lives with his parents
>>6045543
>Eberyone post index fingers nao
OK anon._.
Reminder that you're all cuties
>>6045549
dont make me spank your butt again
>>6045553
Sweet of you c:
>>6045552
Toeesss
>>6045551
but im 19 and even Pan seemed to like my god tier appearance
>>6045552
maddie I practice my voice by saying "i love you maddie"
>>6045551
It was kind of obvious.
>>6045502
Birdy's not like that, he's got a big heart and and lot of love for everyone, it's just that sometimes our emotions can get the best of us and make us act a certain way we wouldn't normally.
I know and I don't agree with Birdy posting that log that had nothing to do with the argument, but from everything that I've seen and heard it looked to me like they were perfectly happy with one another even if it was a short fling and I really wanted to see their relationship flourish.
They're both great people and it's really saddening it had to be like this in the end, I just really hope they can work things out.
>>6045552
So shiny...
>>6045552
I prefer righty actually
>>6045565
A-are you me?
>>6045441
No I am getting my hormones the official way, cypro and estrofem.
>>6045445
>were you getting blood tests done
Yeah, they were okay actually. T low even for females, E a little low but still okay.
I still don't understand why is this happening to me.
I wish I had money to fix my manface since it's obvious hormones won't help me.
>>6045561
>like your appearance?
wtf are you smoking, lol.
lmao, you're a sandnigger.
>>6045524
Also post your historical waifus here:
>>6045557
If it doesnt leave a welt you're doing it wrong t b h
>>6045543
>>6045577
Dune coons are not allowed on my daddy's land
>>6045577
a blonde blue-eyed Aryan sandnigger though, subhanallah
Good morning/evening mtfg how goes it?
>>6045590
luke warm
>>6045572
>old person's hand
scary
i thought mtfg was mostly for people in their early 20s?
>>6045590
hi hi :)
going pretty well, how about yourself?
going to get raw salmon today with some friends :D
>>6045543
Eh what's the worst that can happen?
I hope kayla is okay and comes back and is still nice
>>6045590
Pretty well actually, how about you?
>>6045600
don't make fun of maddie pls
>>6045565
telling somebody you want to strangle them isnt your emotions getting the better of you. grace shouldnt have tried being with a chaser, avatar fagging with birds and tripping is a good technique but hes still just another fucking chaser and theres a reason theyre disliked.
>>6045578
i never had a role model growing up until i read about her, it actually feels really good to have a figure from the past to look up to and read about.
>>6045590
pretty good, had a bad day and hurt myself a lot practicing but thats just part of getting better. how are you?
>>6045602
salmon is the best sashimi, followed closely by fatty tuna
>>6045606
what happened
>>6045590
It's a rainy, boring day.
>>6045610
You are a credit to your people poop-anon.
>>6045610
I'll poop in YOUR bed fgt
>>6045610
fuck OFF jack black
>>6045612
>i never had a role model growing up
wew lad, now we know why you are a confused man
>>6045608
i don't know who maddie is but whoever that is that person must be pretty old
i don't mind old people but i don't want to interact with them, no offense
>>6045610
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bBIubgsfK8E
>>6045622
im literally decaying anon. you wont have to interact with me much more bc ill be dead soon from age
>>6045612
>i never had a role model growing up
is that the reason why you fuck dogs?
>>6045603
Ur mom is dead now nice job asshole
>>6045613
muff was mean to her because they've hated each other for a long time
>>6045623
>ou have never had it before?
haha, yaaa i've had all. that pic is actually mine from last time we went. like a couple weeks ago. I live in Korea so I get to eat yummy food all the time :D
>>6045461
touch my butt
fucking do it
touch my butt
DO IT
>>6045612
>practicing
practicing what? And I am pretty good, just another day of neet stuff.
>>6045511
If I commit repressional suicide I would exchange my soul so I would be able do one nice thing for every trip.
>>6045631
Oh well :/
She's mean to me anyway.
newfags being dumb as bricks
kayla is a massive sad case that has been shitting up these boards for like 6 years. pissed off everyone on /cd/ by crying abiut the same shit as they cry about now
the person is a nutcase
like absolutely has no value as a hu-mon
so stfu gem; you are retarded
>>6045624
LMAO!
whaaaaaaat
i love Antony and the Johnsons, and you can get good abo music but that's just...
quick, wash it out with the crying light or adam marrilaga.
>>6045543
Red light!
>>6045628
>tfw maddie turns out to be an immortal vamp
>>6045628
sorry if i hurt you, i know there is syndie squeak or whatever she's called who's 50 but i always thought older transitioners were pretty rare here
so again sorry for calling you old, that was disrespectful of me
>>6045644
dont bother, newclowns are too deaf to listen to anything anyway, no matter the topic.
sit back and enjoy the ride
>>6045638
nice slav meme
is bird gone
is birdgate ONGOING..
>>6045636
-narcs-
>>6045638
me>>>
>>6045644
as some1 from cd ya she was hard to help
>>6045620
post gems
>tfw so anxious that my dinner isn't coming out right that I wanna cry
>>6045638
best slav cosplaying ever
t. slav
im spoiling myself today, i have a soda, rice, chicken n pepper for breakfast
already halfway for my daily though!
>>6045656
wtf frogg butt
>>6045638
Hey, I have a Slav suit!
ive never had a role model either growing up desu
http://strawpoll.me/7411915
>>6045656
I guess
>>6045660
that sounds pretty good holy shit
>>6045644
She's been nice lately though; why discourage that?
>>6045636
*squeezes*
Waoh, ur butt is pretty fuckin gr8
>>6045646
fat honfinger/5
i can see your big masculine pores there
>>6045629
to be quite desu ive never fucked a dog, just taken the knot a few times.
>>6045637
my whip technique, i just got a new one in and its shorter than im used to so its much harder to use. what does neet stuff entail?
>>6045657
itll taste great grace, and even if it isnt perfect its probably going to be better than your parents cooking. it takes practice to get everything right
>>6045665
i think having a role model is good, but at the same time i think its kind of silly to think its needed. you can be whoever you want, and a person to look up to is just more inspiration for who you want to be
>>6045531
my gott.
>>6045670
I'm gonna beat you up
>>6045644
im aware of that I just dont think continually shitting on someone is going to help anything get any better
>>6045543
k
>>6045553
<3 you too anon
>>6045590
meh tbqh
>>6045678
>just taken the knot a few times.
>>6045682
fat hon finger, look at the pours on it
>>6045666
no kayla. I will always be nice to you directly unless you give me a new reason not to be every time. I dont have any problems with you. I do however think that youre crazy (I am as well, mine is just different). I dont blame or hate you for it. and I truly wish you a great transition. and if you have questions or want to talk to me 1on1, will try to help you (and anyone else that asks) as much as I can.
But I am not going to pretend that I dont know your past. I hope youre okay with that.
>>6045665
>>6045666
nah i dont hate u
i just think u can improve on urself and better urself, being mean isnt a good idea to anyone
>>6045678
Wait, being penetrated isn't fucking?
>>6045664
hey stop appropriating our culture. we're a culture not a costume
t. slav
>>6045657
>gas burners
hnngggggg, i'm sure you'll do greatttt, send me pics of the meal? looks to me 10/10 i would hire you to cook for me :P
>>6045612
>theres a reason theyre disliked
by a small vocal minority who all happen to be friends
gee I wonder why
>>6045678
>to be quite desu ive never fucked a dog, just taken the knot a few times.
>just taken the knot a few times.
>a few times
>a few times
i don't know if that was your best attempt to defend yourself but you are pretty much a degenerate dogfucker
>>6045705
picture i snapped of cherry blossoms a couple weeks ago :D
i like kayle
she is nice
also
my mom wants me to eat more ;___;
she wants me to be a fatty !!!
>>6045682
chaserfinger/5
I'm going to try and stay away from here. Getting thrown under the bus whenever its convenient is really shitty of you people.
>>6045688
That's knot that weird
>>6045692
B-but isla senpai, we're both girls.
W-we're just practising for boys, r-right?
>>6045680
Why ;~;
>>6045657
What's cooking Grace?
>>6045718
I'm sorry that the anons are bullying you Kayla, especially since you've done exactly fuckall to deserve it. I hope you'll stick around or at least come back soon :c
>>6045714
dude pooks wants me to be a fatty too
i feel u
>>6045718
what the heck don't leave
>>6045720
so you won't say no to nibbling on my precum soaked penis bb ;]
>>6045689
>>6045717
ilu <3 , hows this one?
>>6045718
you've improved a lot imo and I like nice kayla
:(
>>6045718
I cant blame you
sometimes I dont even know why I come here honestly
>>6045718
Sorry about all of this Kayla, you don't deserve to be treated the way you are right now.
>>6045735
Not you too gem... ;-;
>>6045738
If you're going to act like this then I'm starting to think that everytime we see you post we should tell you to fuck off.
>>6045720
Uh huh...
Idk if I can say yes or no
[spoiler]no[/spoiler]
>>6045718
I don't do this, Im sorry they are bullying you Kayla/
If you wanna talk to me Im open and I think you are a nice person and dont think you should be getting the shit you do.
Anons are dumb and immature
if you wanna talk skype me isla.charlie
or if you have discord IslaCharlie#9989
>>6045729
This sucks !!!!!!
Like she wants me to eat something that is 1k calories!!!!
>>6045738
you know shes been here for so long so if you think thats going to keep her from posting then you're dumber than I am
its just going to make her lash out more
>>6045745
defending a hon
>>6045695
it is, but i think a distinction is important with beast stuff because sticking your penis inside of a dogs ass is very unpleasant to think about, but getting fucked by a dog is a nice experience.
>>6045705
theres a technique to most everything, and using a whip properly is really hard. Enchiladas are great though, do you cook a lot?
>>6045688
>>6045710
i am a degenerate dogfucker, and ive been with other animals too.
>>6045720
can you knot? the puns get old.
>>6045730
>>6045746
u should eat 1200/day
no drama, only tits
Kayla was an ass in the past. She isn't now. Most anons who bully Kayla have old things they did that they aren't proud of.
Stop the bullying.
Why can't we be a big happy family?
>>6045730
Birdy would you be open to the idea of being friends with pan and getting to know each other instead of flinging shit at each other all the time?
>>6045746
or like 1600* desu
>>6045760
i'm open to this, if you want to post contact info, we can talk.
>>6045760
Pan has no sense of value XD
>>6045754
you really dont
unless looking at chests of little boys from auschwitz gets you going
>>6045759
Fuck off, muff.
>>6045758
are you anonymiss claire?
srsly this wuterfall tho
best I have ever seen
>>6045753
>>6045760
I already tried to be her friend but she got mad at me for being a man, mang.
>>6045763
Bird#0509
>>6045730
DEVIOUS CREEPY CHASER GET OUT REEEEE
>>6045758
She just had another anonymous spergout a few days ago.
You really need to tone down this forced cutesy attitude.
>>6045543
double jointed fingers senpai, freaks me out
>>6045746
T-this isn't practice? o.o
>>6045731
U-umm
>>6045749
>the puns get old
No they're knot :^)
>>6045769
/:
>>6045733
Hey whats up female mulder
>>6045765
Works for me senpai
>>6045775
I don't know whats up with me but I fee lliike a bunch fo emotiosn all at once
>>6045749
>ive been with other animals too.
F-for example?
>>6045738
You literally are shitting on her and trying to ruin her day
make her unhappy and make her feel like shit
thats horrible of you to do
she isnt going to stop posting because of you, she has been here for a really long time and its one of her 'homes' per say
she can be a super nice girl and doesnt deserve this.
>>6045758
THIS
>>6045754
This too
>>6045753
nooooo i dun wannna
it feels weird to eat that much
>>6045775
no
just touch my butt because its nice to touch :^)
>>6045767
I apologise but
>are you anonymiss claire
?
> tfw no qt African bf.
Some please come to my house and kill me no joke
does anyone want a (You)?
>>6045778
unsee.
cc/pisotenu
why not, I like feeling shitty
>>6045785
yah, you got it kiddo
who cares if they are nice- they hold no value and contribute only to themself.
cry cry cry give me attention cry cry cry bawww bawww ignore all advice repeat cry cry
useless
Ate my chocolate bar so fast I was wondering where it went. Bit sad now.
[spoiler]I was a bit sad earlier desu.[/spoiler]
Hey /mtfg/, how are all of you? I just had a nightmare.
>>6045789
Fucking coalburner REEEEEEE
>>6045802
Aww, I missed the fun. : (
>>6045789
>tfw no qt African gf
meanwhile
Who here /delicious snack/?
>>6045749
I try to cook as much as I can, I don't like eating out and stuff. And yeah I totally get you lol, anything to do with physical control I have a really bad time with. Way to clumsy.
>>6045713
Oh wow that's awesome, this is the only cool thing I get to see :/ (pic related)
>>6045804
Fuck off, muff.
>>6045813
>delicious snack
But those are olives
>>6045812
Q you say?
>>6045825
Exactly
>>6045820
how does it feel to defend a fetishist hon?
>>6045785
W-well I will admit, it is definitely nice to touch
>>6045782
I'm extremely confused right now lol
Hey /mtfg/ did your dreams become more vivid after starting hrt? Like I'm remembering a lot more of my dreams and even lucid dreaming without prep lately.
Tfw nobody wants to be your niga because youre a man and associated with homos like birdy
>>6045806
Something in the air was causing me to have Tourette's-type shakes and verbal tics, but that seems to have passed. Very weird. Beyond that I'm alright, though. What happened in your nightmare? I hope you're feeling better now that you're awake at least...
>sign up on susan's
>describe myself as a Transbender MacGregorsexual
>>6045759
I find it rich that you call kayla a fetishist and yet you took these kinds of pictures all the time and you wear diapers and stuff.
you are also a seasoned liar, lying about being able to afford ffs if you wanted and just a week or two ago you let slip that you're still on hrt despite insisting that you're not on them anymore
why dont you do the world a favor and kill yourself like you said you were going to
disappear into the woods and dont return
Has anyone ever considered in breaking their collar bones to get smaller shoulders?
I'm looking into it
>>6045808
posting unsees on my phone always does this :/
https://unsee.
cc/badipune/
>>6045806
meh
>>6045837
i feel; better now
>>6045777
nothing really, just attentionwhoring on omegle tbqh. It's an addiction.
what about you anon?
>anyone have advice to quit?
>>6045795
me
>>6045795
Sure
>>6045832
nobody is defending muff though
>>6045848
Yea i considered it in an au where I'm retarded
>>6045819
>only
That's incredible!!!! lets keep swapping pics :D
Also side note, talking to birdie now and sorting our differences.
>>6045859
I don't care for your opinion oddish
>>6045775
im knot kidding around here
>>6045783
dogs and a variety of insects mainly. some would say the insects dont really count i guess. mostly slugs and millipedes, ive tried spiders and roaches too. the slugs are probably a favorite desu. i really want to suck off a horse, i really love riding horses and taking care of them, but theyre hard to get around and own and such so thats not possible for a long time.
>>6045795
I bet (You) do
>>6045778
okay, but youll have to forgive my then budding breasts, its been a while unsee .cc
tosimaru
>>6045863
convince her to transition already
>>6045837
Yes.
So add me on skype.
Let me say right now though
It is only for reasons of random conversation / cant talk here, not for any lewd implicated reasons / me attempting to hook up.
I promise this.
isla.charlie
>>6045850
is it bad that the first thing that came to my mind was
"i bit that nipple"
and then i smiled?
>>6045855
i wish i looked cool in those glasses
>>6045861
i need to work on my figure though
>>6045842
Yeah, I noticed this too. I made some lifestyle changes just after starting HRT and started sleeping better and having a more consistent routine. Not really sure if it was the HRT or change in routine that changed it but ya I get a lot more vivid dreams and I tend to remember them better.
>>6045847
yee diapers rock
because I went through a camwhore phase
I had ffs
like a month or two ago I was on and off again
I will, definitely not going to let the wilderness do that tho
get a job kid
>>6045847
god fucking damn it i'm injecting everything from firmagon to progynon, i'm 1 and a half months off hitting the 5 month mark and it's not like i care about tits all that much but if i'm not seeing that kind of breast development, how ineffective is my hrt? what am i doing wrong?
>>6045864
2Baad
>>6045861
idk they're like...fleshy? and salty
>>6045870
not at all :3
legit made me smile irl
>>6045873
You didn't have ffs Gretchen
>>6045870
tummy/10, would kiss
>>6045644
fuck you muff
kayla was being nice now
>>6045847
wait is that muff
>tfw you definitely fapped to muff several times
now I feel weird
>>6045863
Wow that is just so cool. Like just the energy I imagine being there is pretty crazy. Seems so different to where I am.
I am moving to Alaska soon though and hoping to have more nature time. Sadly all I have done here is walked the beach and done some downtown stuff.
>>6045867
>unsee
>.cc/tosimaru
What is that on your breast, a slug?
>>6045842
I've had nightmares and sleep paralysis at an alarming frequency since starting hrt, but it's worth it
>>6045867
Dogs and horses I can kind of see the appeal of but I just find bugs too gross. As long as you aren't hurting the creatures I don't have anything against you though.
>>6045912
aren't you clever
>>6045912
I wish muff wouldn't drive attack one of the only good trips, but I never had anything against her besides that. I don't exactly hate her...
>>6045896
>D-degeneracy!
Nothing degenerate about appreciating a cute guy
>>6045909
Das pretty spooky are you taking any other meds?
also I actually managed to train myself to turn sleep paralysis into a lucid dream but it's still pretty hard not to freak out when it happens. You might want to learn how to do that if it's happening regularly.
>>6045678
>its probably going to be better than your parents cooking.
I hope so!
>it takes practice to get everything right
That's true, I've already learned stuff for next time
>>6045698
>send me pics of the meal?
If it's not a disaster when it comes out of the over, 25 minutes until I find out if I fucked up baked mac and cheese lol
>>6045722
See aboved, baked mac and cheese~
>>6045903
i dont wanna click sry
daily reminder if you transition because u were bored with your male gender and/or thought transition would help other life problems you are not tru trans and you are apart of the problem.
>>6045901
oh man, Alaska?! That's Awesome!!! What's in Alaska that's making you leave?
Here's a bridge shot from my commute home, excuse the reflection from subway window :P I go to school on north side of river but live on the south side.
>>6045930
its boobe
>>6045903
I liked it so much you have no idea
they're really sensitive so I really love that and wish I got it more than once in a blue moon
>>6045867
>Unfortunately the images were deleted as requested.
Fug
>>6045926
>baked mac and cheese
broccoli is good in that
>>6045926
Hope it turns out being good!
>>6045918
>kayla
>one of the only good trips
i feel like there's some mtfg skype group out there who took april fool's too far and decided to keep shilling the "kayla is a changed woman now, she's so nice and good!" to see how many people fell for it.
i haven't seen muff being half the one-upping, one downing, trannier than thou, lying, attention seeking, completely self-unaware borderline bitch that kayla has been and has a track record of being.
>>6045924
I take hrt and nothing else but I've had extremely bad insomnia all my life so :/
I might try training myself
>>6045819
>>6045901
the pictures youve posted are pretty comfy. Cooking is much better than eating out, especially getting to cook for other people. Then you get to go into plating properly and who doesnt love aesthetics. I bet youll enjoy alaska a lot though, its a gorgeous place for hiking most of the year if a little boring sometimes and expensive. I was there one summer and managed to have a ton of fun though
>>6045904
just a normal garden slug, theyre really hard to find now so if i really want to have fun i have to buy them which costs money.
>>6045910
the grossness of them is half the appeal i think, i was also deathly afraid of spiders and roaches and using them in that way helped me overcome that. i always catch and release though, i only hurt people who want it.
>>6045926
homemade mac an cheese is amazing, whats got you worried about it? you can usually fix stuff midway though, especially with something like mac and cheese
>>6045867
>mostly slugs and millipedes, ive tried spiders and roaches too. the slugs are probably a favorite desu
okay i wonder how is sex with slugs like?
like how do you do it even?
do you like let them crawl on your body like your sensitive parts and such?
>>6045944
Maybe I'll try that next time. I gotta go make some garlic asparagus I thought might be a good side now!
>>6045945
Thank you <3
>>6045950
>whats got you worried about it?
Let the noodles cook too long, kinda messed up the sauce I feel like
tfw this will never be you
>>6045939
naw I am fucking awesome
>>6045931
some day...
So I shaved my head
>>6045926
I hope you have enough for the rest of us!
>>6045958
I wish I was a slav :(
>>6045944
Whats the secret to getting (you)'s?
>>6045903
nice boobs isla
>>6045962
why :/
>>6045958
my triggers
>>6045951
yes
snuggling is the most important thing :)
>>6045958
god damn
>>6045962
no you didn't angie
you're full of shit
>>6045972
>>6045973
Oh come on.
You just got prank'd baby.
Bet you didn't see that one coming
>>6045973
Asking for them works.
>>6045944
I want anime cooking shows to be a thing now
>>6045932
>even bridges over there looks cool
>>6045932
>>6045950
As far as alaska goes, it's because of my mom which I am still dependent on. I plan on going to school up there though and get some job stuff going. I have family up there too and it should be pretty good. I just want to get out of the southern mentality really bad and I hate it here.
>>6045979
Technically shaving my head could mean not a full on head shave
This came up during the SF meetup:
The more you pass, the less people here say they want to fuck you, and the more sad and angry people get at your photos
Do you think this is true mtfg
>>6045958
time to kill myself desu
>>6045983
There are anime shows about cooking but they're generally more shounen sports battle anime bullshit than actual cooking.
>>6045958
Post moar of this perfection
>>6045966
i am a slav but i still don't pass
you shouldn't wish for something you would later regret
>>6045946
kayla is really shitty but she does seem to be a lot more laid back now from what I can tell
muff does all that shit plus she's literally a neonazi and if I recall correctly, one of that cabal that literally only transitioned to be able to chase mtfs more effectively, soo
at least kayla has dysphoria
>>6045973
boo
>>6045990
more or less true, this is half why I haven't posted any pics of myself on the internet in 14 months
>>6045990
true
but also
the less you pass the less people say they want to fuck you and the more they laugh at you
>>6045990
I think borderline-pass is the most desired; if you are perfect people resent you, if you look like a hon stereotype then people are disgusted by you.
>>6045981
Oh you
>>6045973
Hey thanks sammy
>>6045978
Snuggling is important and amazing ~
>>6045990
people hate me and i think i pass in general
at least in california i do
though there are also people who want to fuck me along with those that hate me
a dog peed on my side of the bed
what do
>tfw there's a qt from these threads sleeping next to you on your bed right now
>>6046000
That's not true, Kayla doesn't pass at all and gets attention with fetish clothes, drag queen bra stuffing, and extremely low light
>>6046016
trip on muff
>>6045956
slugs have a really cool method of movement where they sort of hug the ground and pull themselves along, and the slime helps with that. so when you put them on your dick then they grip on to it pretty strongly, slime all over it, and then their whole body moves up and down in this cool slimy sensation that really feels amazing. if you ever see a slug or snail on your window watch it, its pretty cool to see and always turns me on. they also feel nice on my nipples, mine are really sensitive and normal nipple play is too intense so the slugs are gentle enough to just feel really nice. and in general the degeneracy of it gets me off.
>>6045942
desu i only set it at ten minutes to annoy people who dont click in time.
>>6045957
i prefer softer noodles in most pasta dishes, and as long as the sauce isnt so thin it doesnt cling then just adding some more milk to it and stirring til it thins some will fix that.
>>6045988
its a nice place, youll enjoy it i bet if you like walking around outside at all. and it is very good to get out of the south, alaska is really conservative but at the same time people are really private and keep to themselves with almost everything. i more or less ran away from the south too, its terrible to live there
>>6045990
partially. if you genuinely just looks cis then people get jealous, and generally they dont want to fuck people who get a lot of sex anyway since they get insecure about it. girls who dont pass as well get perceived as easier targets for relationships i think
>>6046011
Pee on it's side of the bed obviously.
>>6046012
I was gonna say same but she doesnt trip anymore
>>6046017
Fuck off, muff.
>>6046012
pics or didnt happen
>>6046003
100% true. people call borderline passing people cis, but point out masculine flaws in actual cis women. its nuts
>>6045919
S-stop it, you're going to ruin the genepool for the rest of us!
>>6045931
Who the fuck would transition for these reasons? Who the fuck are you adressing this to? Id be shocked if a single person in this thread had those motivations.
>>6045934
Pretty good, glad to be awake. How are you?
>>6046000
>the less you pass the less people say they want to fuck you and the more they laugh at you
tfw for me it was "... the more people get angry/confrontational with you"
i must probably look more masculine/ugly which would explain why men always get so angry at me
>>6045988
>plan on going to school up ther
good luck!!!!!
>>6046012
i miss that feel
>>6046018
muff is always up there
want me to insult someone directly?
kayla is a hideous susans place tier hon
>>6046020
check out this slug butt
>>6046020
>to annoy people who dont click in time.
mission accomplished i guess ;-;
>>6045997
>one of that cabal that literally only transitioned to be able to chase mtfs more effectively, soo
yeeeah no, that's some grade A bullshit right there. nobody transitions without dysphoria JUST to chase other transgirls unless they're absolutely fucking mental (and hey, kayla clearly ticks that box!). the idea that it's a common thing and that there's possibly some "cabal" of transbian chasers is beyond thick.
it's far more likely IMO that legitimately dysphoric people while repressing, try and project their situation onto a partner before realising that doesn't work and that they need to transition themselves.
at the end of the day what are you going off to say kayla is actually dysphoric and not just a histrionic headcase?
>>6045951
Thanks, I'll do my best. Progress is being made at least!
>>6046029
I'll bet, you said you had a nightmare? ;~;
I'm pretty ok, just grinding away at my game and hoping that I can get everything finished for friday
What happens to a cis boy if they were raised as a girl?
I wanna eat Gwyndolin's boipussi
>>6046045
looking good! the bullet patterns look mesmerizing
>>6046020
>tfw no slug gf
>>6046049
they kill themselves because they arent trans
>>6046045
Im glad~
As long as you make effort then its good!
>>6046049
look up David Reimer
spoiler: ended with suicide
>>6046054
thats a nice image joan pie
>>6046035
the butthurt is real
were you the one who was dating that fat weeaboo cow that I made fun of?
>>6046049
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Reimer
STOP
BULLYING
MY
WAIFUS
>>6046037
Fuck off, muff.
>>6046062
NAME
YOUR
WAIFUS
>>6046049
They get gender dysphoria.
>>6046062
"No."
And I'm back
can someone please tell me my passability to fuckability ratio
>>6046020
that's interesting, thanks for including all the gritty details about it
i wonder aren't slugs like dirty or something? you made me slug urious but i always thought they ooze some toxic stuff or carry parasites or something
>>6046069
grace
carol
gem
ufufu (pls come back)
kayla
pleb
maddie
lily
>>6046077
n-no
i just wanted to spook u cause i'm mean
hi
>>6046078
you are the hottest daddy here tbqh
Why would someone raise their son as a girl, anyway?
>mfw my waifu must be asleep
>>6046080
I don't think you can have that many waifus
That's just a harem.
>>6046081
holy shit someone who remembers me
i don't know why i'm back, it is probably a bad choice just like all the other times
>>6046090
Come on Sarah, I don't forget anyone
>>6046077
More (you)'s and Duchovnys for you
>>6046045
That looks weirdly pretty.
>>6046074
Welcome back <3
How was life outside of these walls?
>>6046045
Yeeeeah, it was my first one in a while. Shit, only got a week left to finish your stuff? Is there hope?
>>6046080
Well.... At least I can be /pol/s waifu.
what is happening to mtfg
>>6046101
i'm happy and it scares me
how do i look like this tia
>>6046092
#goals tbhon
mebbe in a few years and ffs ><
>>6046101
faye is a cunt
>>6046101
rejoindre la révolution
>>6046101
got the gun in my hand and I point it straight to the target and I'm gonna blow my brains https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Va-6_60-gg
>>6046101
did you fuck faye's sissy ass pussy yet?
>>6046101
handbags
also apparently kayla has become a better person only by virtue of all of her white knights taking it upon themselves to be as much of a dick as she was.
>>6046101
muff came here and was mean to kayla and everyone thinks its unjustified because she has been being nice for a month
>>6046105
ten years of time travel into the past, then a year and a half of mones into the future. can i come pls, 27 is butts, i look like an anime protagonist with gyno
>>6046101
the future
>>6046080
I sincerly believe every post that says they like ufufu or think shes pretty must be ufufu herself, because she has a horrifying sunken face, straight dyke hair, and does her eyeliner like a 6 year old. This is, of course, why I assume she only anonposts to try to propagate this bullshit that shes attractive when she's permahon tier.
>>6046088
but i love them all
idk which ones are completely straight ill take them off the waifu list
>>6046101
a new world order
Talked to Birdie, feel pretty ambivalent towards him, seems he's just genuinely inexperienced and any harm he caused was unintentional. I can bury the hatchet on it.
>>6046120
I thought every white person in their 20s passed with no problems?
desu white people look the same to me
>>6046120
>ten years of time travel into the past
life sucks Tbh
>>6046081
because you made up a story about shaving your head and posted a sad picture
>>6046082
o-oh
hi
>>6046095
ilu
>>6046118
it's never justified to be mean to kayla, it just starts a bunch of wild shit
i trolled her once and felt vaguely bad about it after but mostly bad that the general completely disintegrated as a result
>>6046123
STOP
BULLYING
MY
WAIFUS
>>6046100
/pol/ here, got kik? ;"D
>>6046138
Dude I cant help it, it just drives me insane. Why does everyone on this thread love shitty looking trannies and then bully passers? Your posterchildren look worse than brucey and everytime you get a tranny who looks cistier you bully them until they run away out of jealousy.
>>6046101
It's returning to its roots; gg temporarily nice /mtfg/, it was nice knowing you.
>>6046051
Thanks ^^
Sadly most of the patterns aren't that exciting, most of them are pretty chaotic still.
>>6046056
Mhmm, and I'm giving it all I've got.
>>6046077
>>6046095
Thanks ^^
>>6046100
There's definitely hope. The assignment spec that I drew up called for 2 levels, a main menu and one boss battle, and at this point I've got most of the programming related to menus, level loading and the boss encounter finished. Right now what it needs is polish :(
>>6046133
Like anyone would care about a hon like me
>>6046118
>>6046137
literally every single time i'm about to fall for the "kayla is such a good person now" meme she does something outlandishly insensitive or inappropriate and makes me instantly remember exactly why she was so disliked for so long.
protip: trying to encourage her with supportive remarks isn't working. she's still a fucking whinge and stroking a person's ego doesn't lead to healthy character development.
>it's never justified to be mean to kayla, it just starts a bunch of wild shit
yeah, because people still choose to defend her.
look, she's repeatedly mean to other people and always has been, yet she should be forgiven for that simply because those people don't kick up the same fuss she does?
fucking bullshit.
if she's a special needs spacker she shouldn't even be here.
>>6046123
>hating on ufufu
>>6046128
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
like desu fampai, mos whites are gr9, but then there are my species homo honus, that fucks us up with the wholeall wite people pass, gomen white race.
>>6046143
Name one attractive feature about her, her jawline is jagged, her eyes are sunken, her makeup looks like it was done by a child, her hair is greasy and short, she cant even paint her nails properly. She's about as womanly as a trucker.
Fucking right girls this diet is blowing my mind. I'm down to 175lbs and I started out at nearly 200!!
only 25lb more to lose by June 1!
>>6046152
>stroking a person's ego doesn't lead to healthy character development
No, but stroking my dick with your dainty hands does.
>>6046101
I heard you thought I was cute that's really GROSS
>>6046132
Maddie you are gr8
>>6046158
is that u in pic
>>6046158
Holy fuck!!! No way!! You're sooooooo fucking fat as shit lmao when did it all go wrong m8 lmao
>>6046154
Im not hating on her, Im just stating the facts. She doesnt even pass, ca some one please tell me why /mtfg/ loves her so much? Is it because having a hon as your posterchild makes you feel more secure about yourself?
>>6046164
one day maybe when i pass
important ufufu poll
http://strawpoll.me/7412340
>>6046157
okay you know what
>>6046162
i agree with this post
>>6046132
add a massive jaw and stache shadow and that's me...
>>6046157
you crazy? ufufu is a goddess. she's the gold standard.
wuts up, u butts?
>>6046176
Basically your image.
>>6046116
She didn't do my makeup, put me in a dress, take me lengire, or fuck me!
>tfw Edie is just another confused straight girl that doesn't know what to do with a good quality shim like me ;-;
>>6046172
She looks a middle aged greek man, why would you have that as your gold standard? She cant even do her own makeup or take care of her nails, if thats your gold standard you're doomed to manhood. How awful can your taste be, /mtfg/. You all still have yet to name a SINGLE attractive feature about her. Presumably because there are none.
Just a heads up: next thread i'm going to request that the qt's of /mtfg/ post pictures of their underwear. Just letting you know this thread so you can get them ready, take them if need be; if you have penor bulge and aren't comfortable showing it, butt is also perfectly acceptable. Thank
>>6046132
cut proteins, cut down on makeup a bit, get thinner
>>6046178
Faye, why did you start HRT so late? How does it feel to be a hon. Post pics pls. Do you have man feet?
>>6046180
I still only own boy underwear though. ;_;
>>6046104
>>6046109
>>6046113
>>6046120
>>6046126
>>6046148
i don't like this....good thing i'm home now. the mafia can start to put hits out on the........"undesirables"....
>>6046116
i got to third base t b h
then we did a sissification photoshoot
>>6046118
>>6046117
kayla will never change 100% tho let's be honest
>>6046161
think again fagit i said that all the girls in the thread seemed to like the half of ur face u showed t('-'t)
but rly tho idk you at all and didn't get a good look at you. so i couldn't say either way.
>>6046178
WHO'S FAULT WAS THAT I TOLD YOU WHAT I WANTED TO DO
>>6046180
>being qt
>>6046183
Also perfectly acceptable
>>6046144
Nawh, Im too normie to have a kik I guess.
>>6046149
That's good, I'm glad there's hope. It sounds like you have it functional as is atleast
>>6046161
>Tfw birdie ignoring you again
Well, I guess Ill just go back to /cgl/ then....
Don't suicide but if you do use this op pic as a guide
What the fuck. How do you kill [spoiler]The Nameless King[/spoiler] in Dark Souls 3 solo?
>>6046161
>>6046184
>kayla will never change 100% tho let's be honest
nobody has given her the chance to
this past month kayla has been super nice because we've stopped picking at her
>>6046197
>/mtfg/ - Video Games
You've found the right place to ask Anon!
>>6046012
same
>>6046202
clownface talks shit about everyone on the board, she's the reason this place is toxic. She really likes having a trip she doesnt have to go anon to shit on, she's not going to give that up without a fight.
>>6046197
dark souls is a tranny game confirmed
>>6046190
Don't give up hope, someday Birdy-sempai will notice you~
Hey faye can you post a pic of yourself here? I feel like you have a terrible sense of fashion but with nice tits tho
>tfw everyone's playing dark souls 3 and youre still stuck in blighttown
>>6046158
Arent you like 6'2"? You're gonna look terrible at 150lbs unless you like the anorexic look and all of your bones visible
>>6046221
>tfw you don't even play video games anymore
>>6046217
>>6046221
Just rush through it and enter the fog gate. Super easy area if you know where you're going.
And yeah, what's with all the Dark Souls in this thread?
>>6046214
>Why do you think she can only be a camgirl instead of an actual whore?
Impeccable logic
>>6046190
Functional yes, fun no.
Could be worse though I guess, I'm not being graded on how fun my game is :^)
>>6046232
Shut up and get in the robot Shinji.
>>6046184
Yours obviously
>>6046182
My feet are weird, they're small for my height, and you can see the scar where they put the titanium rod in
>>6046242
wew didn't look
I want to play DS3 but the setting honestly scares me and the games stress me the fuck out. I guess I'm just too casual. 2spooky.
>>6046249
>people still going on tinychat
Kill yourself u waste of space.
>>6046256
I, what?
[confused_anime_girl_325.jpg]
>>6046249
>>6046190
MOAP DON'T GO I'M NOT IGNORING YOU
>>6046217
>>6046232
REEE
>>6046214
lmao the uppercased me wasn't even me. someone pretended to be me acting as if i had 'left my trip on' while posting despite the fact that the one that was left on was uppercased. which happens a lot since everyone knows faye's trip.
but if yall do want to know what i really think about you then just ask me, i'm pretty blunt and honest.
>>6046242
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
FUCKING FUCK
>>6046012
I want to know that feel.
>>6046255
I agree with this.
Can we get a souls type game thats not some gothic undead spooky setting?
>>6046277
Everyone knows your trip
>>6046277
ahahaha "oh SHIT I slightly edited my name instead of deleting my name field what a slipup"
what u think of me tho
>>6046284
right girl is best girl
>>6046291
You're a nobody
>>6046278
ur fault for clicking
Post your waifus
So dinner turned out okay, people liked the garlic asparagus a lot and the baked mac and cheese wasn't bad either. I learned stuff for next time, might try out a whole new recipe for that. Now I gotta clean up after I relax a little. x.x
>>6046251
Your feet are so nice, mine are all gross and bony :c
someone order me a pizza pls
>>6046313
post yr address
>>6046310
Looks yum!
>grace will never cook for you
feels mad mang
>>6046287
>>6046290
>>6046296
this is exactly my point lol. i like using faye's trip but idk. the whole everyone knowing it thing can be annoying when people actually think i'm posting mean/stupid shit when i'm being impersonated.... like i'm already a female impersonator and that's confusing enough
>>6046291
u know i like you lol
altho we barely ever talk!!!!
>>6046318
104, 2365 Gordon Dr, Kelowna, BC V1W 3C2
it is a starbucks
get it over here
I want pineapple, black olives, brocolli/greens, and anchovies
>>6046325
What is faye's trip? I wanna jizz on her thighs so badly.
Like, if I could pay faye and could fuck him, I wouldn't even fuck him. I would just masturbate and cry and jizz on her thighs only.
cornflakes are you here rn?
>>6046340
Yeah, now fuck off. Cunt.
>>6046325
You need to make a cute new trip together already
>>6046324
If anyone comes up here to visit me they are guaranteed at least one home-cooked meal from me!
>>6046353
grace where are you
>>6046358
'round Chicago, why?
>>6046347
nice new trip cfs
>>6046151
someone cares anon <3
>>6046385
aw im too far away
>>6046431
How far?
>>6046443
im in new york
>>6046463
are you that boy yesterday that wanted to be my bf?
so what do people not like me here anymore? is that whats going on now?
>>6046482
i have no idea ive never seen you be disliked before, only praise for you :/
>>6046482
:/ but beep i miss talking to you on skype.
i don't know about the others, mtfg is all funny and 'andbags right now.