Omg ur so cuth
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give me your fucking kiks
>>6002515
Persephonebb1965
Everyone reply to this post by impersonating a trip.
>>6002536
My name is Ufufu and I no longer post here.
>>6002515
misscock87
>>6002536
look at me gois im so ugly amirite, i love hentai <3 :D ;33
>>6002520
But FFS was done only my forehead. I'm much slimmer now. And I don't have doublechin!
>tfw your ribcage is fucking looong
>>6002536
I don't pass at all! Look at this photo of a cis girl I've posted one million times and see how manly I look.
Also, please gas the gypsies and Jews kthx.
>>6002536
dANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANKDANK I'M EPPPPPPPIIIIIIIIIC!
>>6002536
im anon and im a big gay
>>6002500
Nikky pls
I'm a big tough burly man
guess which trip I am impersonating
I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and a big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt
>>6002550
sameeeee
ima measure ribcage brb
>>6002536
tfw no precum soaked penis to put inside my every nerd boy orifice
(someone please fuck me to make my life not feel meaningless and worthless...p-please)
>>6002558
>tfw emma took back ur measuring tape
oh no oh no oh no
>>6002555
>big
>burly
pls I could hold you down and bully you no problem, you're such a girly looking man I don't know how anyone could call you "sir" with a straight face.
>>6002536
*sucks dick racistly*
>>6002552
That was actually funny.
>>6002536
helo
>>6002555
Your teeth oh god! Why mine are all small and undeveloped. I can't even smile like you.
And your hair. You half-asian bitch! You look awesome!
>>6002560
A trip who isn't (You), silly.
>>6002579
>You look awesome
There are times when I just don't know what to think of some of the posts here.
>>6002536
Why don't I pass after a day yet? (posts angled selfie)
>tfw
>tfw
>tfw
(attention whores with weaboo images and pretends to be retarded)
>>6002536
When the voices get too loud and I yell at them the doctor says I have to take the blue pills.
>>6002555
who is the trans person in this image
>>6002555
God damn Angie you are cute as fuck. Like ridiculously cute. That's a really beautiful picture
>>6002536
Did I mention I have a disability? It's being unable to get hard without a girl farting in my face but accidentally letting out a little bit of shit that falls in my mouth.
>>6002605
fucking kek
>>6002605
most accurate yet
is this a meta thread? this doesnt seem right.
>>6002536
I can't believe I was so stupid.
I'm detransing and I hate all of you. Everyone here is living beautiful passing lives as women and getting SRS soon and I'll always be a man.
I'm going to burn all my clothes and slash my wrists in a bathtub full of ketchup.
...see you tomorrow
>>6002536
btw did i mention how great having a vagina is?
>>6002627
perfect lalalarry
>>6002536
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
I had the most thought provoking metaphysical realization while on DMT the other day. Now let me explain at length why Bush did 9/11.
>>6002627
Autism speaks.
>>6002634
not enough trump
>>6002633
I thought it was yume
>>6002536
I thought boys would be impressed by my Transformers action figures and massive pile of old dried cum rags but I guess not ;~;
>>6002536
OMG GUYS, don't you see? The JOOZ are behind everything, and we should all go on /pol/!! Btw you are all degenerates.
>mfw my sleeping schedule is mega fucked up and i'm supposed to hangout wit a friend today
>>6002536
DURR DURR DURR
DURRRRR
DUUUUUUUUU
DUUURURUU DURR
ps tinychat / therapedungeon
>>6002659
Hi Angie
>>6002652
I agree btw I am totally not repressed trans okay, I may have had dysphoria when I was younger and told my girlfriend that I thought I might want to be a girl and I might be escaping my problems by joining the navy but I am totally not repressed okay
>>6002660
Oddish deserves the shit Angie gives her desu. Unforgivable
>>6002658
invite em round and smoke mad og killa ak kush top secret weed
>>6002536
OMG how are you gurls? :))))
I just finished flashing my bony ass on cam in front of my adoring fans. (◠‿◠)
I made a ton of money. Now I am going to take a belt sander to my face to remove all the make-up. (▰˘◡˘▰)
Why is everyone being mean to each other?
ROFLMAO
>>6002536
TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP.
Why aren't you degenerate faggots voting for Trump?
>>6002673
topkek
im so ugly and here's a load of blog posts about my boring ass life and i pass no i don't pass im a ugly man, fight me bitch, im so in love Aife is fucking my intersex dick right now guys btw did i mention im intersex. i'm intersex guys. here's a poorly shot and bad lighting webcam pic, fuck you im normal im not even trans fucking fetishists fuck you Robin
>>6002536
There will be no foolish wand-waving or silly incantations in this class. As such, I don't expect many of you to appreciate the subtle science and exact art that is potion-making. However, for those select few who possess the predisposition, I can teach you how to bewitch the mind and ensnare the senses. I can tell you how to bottle fame, brew glory, and even put a stopper in death. Then again, maybe some of you have come to Hogwarts in possession of abilities so formidable that you feel confident enough to not pay attention!
>>6002674
What makes Trump a good presidential candidate?
And no memes please.
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha oh wow.
Mtfg is hilarious now. Just shits shitting on each other.
>>6002673
you forgot to mention the part where she says that minimum wage (what most of us earn) is stupid and she earns that in a day
>>6002682
ahahahaha
>>6002669
idk i don't wanna around him
>>6002673
THIS IS THE BEST ONE LMAO
you didn't include my fayeposting tho
>>6002685
i said that one time as a joke omg
>>6002691
Nah thats cool keep the dankest dro hidden I feel ya
>>6002682
Maybe if I suck enough dicks I can stop hating myself xD
>>6002691
edie how big is your ex bfs peen?
The qt redhead with the septum piercings
>>6002700
To be fair, that's half this board
>>6002682
>literally not even trying
>>6002683
Im a europoor but honestly whenever I hear people here legitimately talking about american politics especially trump its hard not to cringe
>>6002710
>he says while his country is being raped by rapefugees
Whenever I hear people trying to say we should be more like Europe I bust out laughing. Nah, I'd rather not be poor and getting raped by Somalis
>>6002710
germany pls
>tfw no one knows me so I don't get shat on
Feels bretty good
>>6002712
>He literally gets his news from former redditors
i feel like i really need to hug someone at all times like im basically always hugging a pillow or whatever and people get annoyed because i want to hug them am i autistic
>>6002661
not enough desu's tbqh desu
>>6002712
>all of Europe is Sweden and Germany
I'd rather be called an idiot then a American
>>6002718
Obviously
>>6002721
depends
are you attractive?
>>6002698
y-ya
>>6002702
the one in pic related? like not big at all lol. like small t b h. but i never cared rly.
>>6002723
>implying France, Belgium, UK, don't have muslim problems
>>6002723
same thing
>>6002723
white people amirite
>>6002716
that's so cute
>tfw no black boys to gangbang me
>>6002728
you forgot Denmark on that list too. I'm pretty sure Austria isn't too happy about its situation either.
>>6002726
yes he a qt. post noodz pls
>>6002712
God you're an idiot, they don't even want to go to most EU countries. Try googling it for 5 seconds.
>>6002712
>Jordan took in more refugees than the EU combined
>muh rapefugees
>>6002737
i couldn't do that honestly. he really loved me and idk. i broke his heart and was kind of awful to him. i feel bad enough as it is and postin his stuff would just be worse idk
>>6002750
>2 million is a big number
The fact that it could overwhelm most of the US states means nothing. It's literally not even 1% of the EU's population.
I am a parody of myself
>>6002751
Wows he's actually gorgeous
>>6002754
>tfw you can't tell whether this is a fake sheen
Also sheen, please stop putting yourself down okay.
>>6002739
>they don't even want to go to most EU countries.
this is true, they want Germany and riot if they don't get their way. last I checked refugees are happy to be safe
Hey /mtfg/
I wanted to try losing a few kilos and was wondering what was the lowest calorie acceptable for transgirl?
>Also I see there's been more drama than usual
>>6002755
admittedly i've dated some fairly attractive (i guess subjectively?) men. i like to make them look better than they are tho honestly cause i kind of treated most of them rly badly at some point. like ginger guy i just like.... kind of ran away after he fell for me and let him feel worse and worse and wasn't there for him. and guy in pic related was my major ex and i totally didn't actively help him in his life when he needed it, and i let myself get depressed and sink wit him. relationships suck fampai. main thing i learned is that if u get to date someone who you not only really like but who really likes you then you need to do everything you can for them. i'm not makin that mistake anymore wit ppl i date.
I'm too scared to lose my virginity because I don't want the guy to get poop on his dick.
HULP.
>>6002762
depends what this is
http://www.bmi-calculator.net/bmr-calculator/
I ate 800cals today : }
>>6002762
You're still human. Assuming your metabolism is girl now, find your calorie maintenance number, subtract 500 from it. If you can actually count calories worth a damn in theory you should lose 1 pound a week (sorry it's in burger units). Make sure to recalculate this every other week.
Based on your height and body size there is definitely an absolute minimum needed for your body not to shit itself. Definitely keep it above 500. You should probably keep it above 750 as well.
>>6002752
i dont really care so much about politics but if germany took in 2 million refugees thats over 2 percent fo their population desu.
>>6002762
i eat 1200 max per day, i usually dont eat more than 1000. also work out every other day of course. cut out as much sugar as you possibly can no matter your deficit, its the main thing thatll fuck you and biggest contributor to your weight. the "youll gain weight if you dont eat enough!" thing is untrue, just dont start binge eating after youve lost and youll be fine. also you oculd look into taking an EC stack, it can do wonders for appetite control and helping you lose. great taste in animus.
>>6002767
buy enema kit. give self enema.
>>6002763
youre better now at least, and i doubt youd have it in you to hurt your faye bae.
>>6002767
Eat light, have a good diet with less meat and more greens, clean yourself, if you're really worried, get an enema.
And wear protection godammit.
>>6002752
>2 million is nothing
most of them are in young adult to adult age range. If you factor in that 20 million germans are also in that age range that means 10% of 18-30 year olds in germany are Muslims. That's a huge demographic shift.
>>6002779
i mean i'm way better now but it took like ... the last guy i dated sobbing on skype to me because i had blocked him on everything else, and the guy before him saying he felt like i didn't care about him, and the guy before him telling me he couldn't stop thinking about me and that he hated himself for it, and the guy before him getting drunk and asking me why i didn't love him back to get me to stop being that way. and yknow the sad thing about it all is that all these guys were like 6'2"+, handsome, had their own lives and were good on paper and all this shit and like looking back that was the only reason i was dating most of them. because they looked good standing next to me and that was more important than like a real relationship for whatever reason. and then i met faye and none of that superficial shit matters. maybe i've always just been a lesbian or something and used men to validate myself lmao
sry btw i'm in a bloggy mood cause i'm sipping coffee at 9 am on a sunday
>>6002798
There is really no better place to vent than here
Sorry for my sperg rage earlier with sexual assault.
I overreacted and owe everyone something.
It was my fault honestly.
>>6002798
I've done the same thing desu. i feel like ive treated most of my exes really shitty and there wasnt any real purpose in it. i think its really common for trans girls to look at guys as a kind of validation or accessory, and its pretty common in cis girls too and guys as well. its easy to stop seeing somebody as a person and just look at how they can advance your image and trans girls are especially vulnerable to that given issues with their gender and presentation. doesnt make you a bad person, youd only be bad if you were still doing it. and now youve got a proper relationship and it seems to a good healthy one as well.
desu if nobody blogged here the thread would be so dead. im just waiting for my fave brunch place to open for some nice healthy chicken and waffles followed by 12 hours of starving myself
-side note
Eating greasy foods after a hangover is basically a cure.
Makes you stop feeling like total shit physically.
Headaches and grogginess get basically deleted
>tfw stick finger up my bum
>still no cum
Am I infertile
>>6002818
or you could just stay hydrated while you drink and never get a hangover in the first place.
Why do we have two threads right now?
>>6002824
I did stay super hydrated.
In 5 hours I had like, 4-5 bottles of water.
>>6002824
this doesn't work when u get older or if you drink a retarded amount like a child who can't deal with her emotions and stress
>>6002808
:c i guess ye. i usually just only talk about superficial dumb stuff tho i guess and that kinda blogging gets annoying i think.
>>6002816
i guess so. a looooot of my trans female friends are the same way and honestly like i guess that has prob influenced it a bit as well. and it's no one's fault really i don't think but i still feel really awful about how i've been in the past with this stuff. also we're not in a relationship yet or w/e but i'm just happy about the going out on dates/spending time together/getting to know her thing now cause no matter how it ends up going (even tho i reallllly want it to go well) i'm learning a lot about myself and i really value the time i get to have with her yknow?
>>6002825
Define "we"
>>6002825
there's 3 active mtf threads, the passing thread, translesbian thread, femboy (trans in denial) thread and trans help thread
we basically run /lgbt/
>>6002826
weird then
>>6002839
remind me to not get older or drink a retarded amount then. ill stick to sipping fruity stuff
>>6002840
even if youre not in a romantic involved relationship you still have a relationship with her, but i get what you mean. and that sounds like a pretty ideal thing, especially when youre not sure about stuff.
>>6002825
because somebody made the other one and didnt title it and somebody made this one and people came here instead
Hi :3
>>6002877
Hey ^_^
>>6002877
love u carol
>>6002877
Good evening
>>6002721
youre just lonely anon. it sucks but it doesnt make you autistic
anyway, off to brunch
>>6002721
Hug me anon , I could use a hug as well.
>>6002721
hugs are the best and anyone that doesnt let you hug them shouldnt be trusted
Why do I like cute yuri so much. I'm not even full-on transbian, I'm not too sure I'd enjoy sex with girls, but I'd totally cuddle up and kiss with one.
>>6002922
because girls are nurturing and sweet and caring and it appeals to the cutesy side of you, esp if you find girls appealing too
>>6002921
This. So many hugs at yesterday's party. I slept easily for a change. Needs to be an everyday occurrence.
>>6002949
of course, everyone can always be a shitty person
Is it better to have big thighs or small thighs :?
>>6002840
Glad to hear that you're sorting out the troubles you had in past relationships, and that you're growing from your experiences in this one. You always read as so upset with yourself - it's delightful to see you pursuing a relationship that seems to actually be making you (and her) happy. I wish you both the very best.
Oh, and thanks for the recommendation yesterday. I'll be looking into it extensively.
>>6002956
Medium thighs. Not bony, not thunder thighs.
Though from what I've been told by guys, big thighs is better than skelethighs.
As long as you're not fat nor skeleton it should be okay I guess.BMI 20 best BMI.
>>6002956
depends, people have different preferences
I think meaty thighs are the best though, personally
MFW: After chin/jaw surgery I'm gonna dye my hair purple!
>>6002956
Bigger is better bb.
I have finally decided to try out Tumblr. What are some good trans blogs that I can follow?
And yes, I know 4chan hates Tumblr. Fight me.
hiii
>>6002965
Why go through all that trouble only to make yourself instantly clockable?
s-so do i have cute thighs :?
>>6002775
I ate 1000 cal
>I would've eaten 800cal if I didn't have those 2 choc truffles balls...
>>6002778
well that gave me 1400 cal per day, does that mean I should be eating more?
>>6002779
we don't get EC stack in australia, something about it being able to be used to make methamphetamines....
>great taste in animus
It's the only decent one I could find from the last two seasons... ;-;
>>6002969
>Trans blogs
Why would you want that. Unless you're one of those people whose whole identity is being trans.
>>6002965
>>6002971
It just looks sooo cool to me. I don't know why.
>>6002815
>I owe everyone something
No, you don't.
>It was my fault honestly
No, it wasn't.
Please don't blame yourself it was entirely my fault
>>6002970
I'm going to sleep now but still hello
>>6002974
a-anyone?
>>6002978
Yeah maybe I overdid it. But I like this look.
tfw no chaser boy to facefuck
>>6002977
Tips on how to pass
>>6002986
ask kayla
any chaser here? i got something soft and wet for you to suck on
>>6002986
Google is better at that.
From what I've seen, trans blogs on tumblr are either just personal blogs or bitching about SJW stuff. Hell, I've seen them hate on trans people who actually have dysphoria (they call them truscum), saying that you don't need dysphoria to be trans and shit like that.
Not saying tumblr is shit, it's okay if you only follow funny/cute blogs, but I wouldn't say it's too good for trans stuff. Tumblr trans is different than actual trans, if that makes sense.
>>6002974
pls?
*plays sad piano*
>>6002970
oh look what the cat brought in, it's the cocktail sausage boy
>>6003001
After 5 minutes on Tumblr I deleted it. "You don't need to be feminine to be a girl". I noped the fuck out of there so fast.
>tfw you wake up and you are still a fat ugly man
>>6003023
*cute girl
>>6003019
Well they are right. I mean just look at this thread.
>>6003019
>See someone claiming to be MtF
>They have a full beard
>Look at their claim, look at their picture again, try to figure it out
For god's sake how can you consider yourself a woman if you won't even take 5 minutes to shave your fucking beard. If you had actual dysphoria it would mortify you to have a caveman beard.
>tfw school tomorrow
I don't wanna ;~~;
http://strawpoll.me/7334598
>>6003036
You forgot the "never transitioned option".
Still, this should be an interesting poll.
go to channel4.com/programmes/the-undateables then scroll down towards the take quiz button then take quiz and post final results
listen here you little shits *farts*
>>6003050
naaah
>>6003051
gross ;~~; why are anons so gross :?
>>6003036
Does it count as transition if you're a failed tranny.
>>6003064
What makes you a failed tranny?
>>6003070
Not passing good enough to go full time, looking like a man with boobs.
>>6003061
says the UK dude who is completely oblivious of US politics
>>6003028
Folliculitis, it looks even worse and hurts like fuck. For some people it's not an option to not have facial hair until they've had laser. Which is what I'm currently doing.
>>6003073
why such a dick anon?
>>6003073
don't be mean to carol
carol deserves nothing but love
>>6003072
Trip on pleb.
What's that site called where you post a picture or something/someone and it has to guess what it is?
>>6003077
nice sarcasm
>>6003073
>voting for someone who has no political experience
Yall need hobbies. Being here day after day treating each other so terribly. Go outside, play with dogs, read a book.
>>6003090
i just finished breakfast and am heading out to hike, want to join me?
>>6003026
nah, that's not me.
who /nu-male/ here?
>>6003100
for pussies
>>6002576
hello
>>6003088
>voting for career politicians that are corrupt to the core
Besides canada just elected a ski instructor
>tfw no sugar daddy to pay for ffs
>tfw you're mostly a ugly fuck-n-chuck fag for most people you have sex with
>tfw the only people you build up meaningful relationships with are people who already got to like you as a friend for years beforehand so the chances of hopping on grindr and finding an arrangement who'd be interested in an uggo like you are nil
>>6003109
I can let the scat slide but green texting?
Filtered.
>>6002552
haha this was great :3
>>6003109
>implying anyone has a sugar daddy to pay for ffs
What do you do for a living?
>>6002552
Trip on nikki, angie, red , pookie, sophie,
>>6003120
I'm a uni student
>>6003090
I'll go play with dogs if u know what I mean
>>6003109
im a guy and not had sexual or any kind of intimate contact for 22 years
dont know what love is and isolated myself from my groups of friends in school.
id say you have more chance than I, I can see myself dying right here with my chin on my fist someday in this exact position having never done anything
>>6003143
Anon nooo thats bad don't do that
>>6003140
Ever heard of part time work?
good morning sunshine sparkles
>>6003159
>employment
>in New Pakistan
>>6003168
suck my dick
>>6003171
>be British
>live in the first world
>think that your life is hard
Lmao, tell me more :)
>>6003168
*pours ketchup on u*
>>6003178
>be American
>get shot
>>6003149
It's knot bad!
Crappy puns aside how you been Carol, I remember you from my old tripfag days. Did you get hormones.
good morning!
>>6003178
>live in the caliphate of Britain
>burgerlandians and euros think that we have it good
>>6003185
*claps*
>>6003181
pour motivation onto me please
>>6003168
love u kay kay
>>6003199
I just have ketchup and chipotle mayo
>>6003168
You fuck your bike today?
i am dieting but all i want to do is eat an entire box of chips ahoy cookies
help me ;__;
>>6002536
what about miss cock
she's a good girl
>>6003168
Hey Kayla. Welcome to the day. Also: so happy to hear that your dad has fully accepted you. I was busy at the time, but I teared up badly.
Got any plans to make this day yours?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NyOTaHRBTXc [Open]
Doesn't anyone have any hormones left?
Sorry I'm late, Mr. President!
I kinda, got hung up back there!
-Pilot, you armed?
I'm packin'!
-Who is that guy?
-Put him on speaker.
-Pilot, identify yourself
Testosterone, sir.
I told you I wouldn't let you down!
Just keep those girls off me
for a few more seconds, will ya?
Okay. Androgen Niner, Androgen Seven, take
flanking positions. Look after this guy, Okay?
All right, boys.
Let's give Mr Testosterone some cover!
Gentlemen! Let's plough the road!
We'll draw them off and it's all yours!
Oh-ho! Look out! Comin' through!
All right, you estrogen assholes!
In the words of my generation,...
...up yours!
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby, come on!
Good luck, buddy.
(laughing) Hello, girls! I'm baaaaaaack!
>be British
>wait up to 3+ years for GIC appointments and RLE
>or selfmed with really expensive dodgy looking online suppliers
>always worry about get blown up by 'refugee children' or beat up by Britain wurst supporters for being degenerate
I'm glad life is easy in the first world
OH FUCK YEAH
JUST GOT MY STUDENT LOAN PAYMENT IN
IT'S CYPRO TIME
Does anyone have the image of the shy anime bernie supporter becoming a sultry, lewd trump supporter? I need it.
>>6003212
Oh I do have BBQ sauce, spicy and sweet. Sweet baby Ray's
>>6003209
Edie.
You cannot eat those cookies.
I am dieting.
And need them all mailed to me.
>>6003208
Oh sorry to hear, hopefully you can get them soon enough. You're still young so at least there's that!
And I wasn't here for too long so I guess not many people would remember me!... Plus I'd rather not say it right after making a joke about dog fucking lol.
>>6003216
Probably going to drop my dirtbike another $100 bucks and refresh all the ads for it. Also get more stuff packed for my move.
>>6003205
no, I don't get horny often
>>6003203
I <3 you too!
>>6003181
I would rather you pour it all over some grilled cheese sandwiches
>>6003179
={}
>>6003176
no thanks
>>6003219
>be South African
>no such thing as the government giving me HRT
>have to wage slave so that I can self med
>came close to death in 9th grade when there was a literal shootout at my house
>2 murders in my area this year
Shut up, you have no idea what a hard life even is.
>be British
>check bong
>6 bong
>get stabbed by a paki
>be American
>forget to go to do homework
>go to school
>get shot
>two weeks of school no homework
>starts clapping
>be Indian
>go to toilet
>throw incense in
>have to poo
>find designated shitting streets
>be Canadian
>election season
>DUDE WEED LMAO
>100% of votes
>>6003144
I honestly don't believe there is anybody in the world who can't find love, even Hitler had a wife and kids senpai
If I can find people who (eventually) like me with all my autism and my weird-ass animal face, so can you.
>>6003219
QHI, sweetie. They're right there in your country, their product is the product advertised, and the only shady thing about them is they couldn't care less if you have a prescription.
>>6003236
I wonder how my cousins are...
>>6003229
i literally just tossed my head back and cackled
aND I CAN SMELL THE COOKIES AND THEY DON'T EVEN EXIST
HOW DO YOU STAY STRONG?????
>>6003246
Depends. If they live in Cape Town, they should be A Okay.
>>6003236
I saw chappie last night, I feel so sorry for you. Since you are a white refugee is there any way for you to immigrate to a safe society quickly?
>>6003236
>no such thing as the government giving me HRT
doesnt that also mean they dont stop you from getting on mones? doesnt sound too bad.
>>6003240
Hitler was one charismatic bastard too though. If he got millions of people to support him, I bet there were a lot of hos wanting to support his dick.
>be saffir
>go to jburg
>get killed
>God bless Nelson Mandela
>>6003247
You have to hurt yourself. Buy a giant bunch of celery, chop it into little chunks, and snack on those whenever you want to snack. You'll eventually get tired of chewing, and trick your stomach into thinking you ate anything substantial long enough to last until your next actual designated eating time.
I don't know if you know this but if you were a gay soldier in 1980's south Africa they would give you free gender reassignment
Hey, how's everybody doing today?
ons vir jou zuid afrika
de la Rey de la Rey sal jy die boere kom lei de la Ray
>>6003231
>also, I have serious learning difficulties and am failing my degree
>We need Corbyn
What a surprise someone who's failing at education supports Socialism
>>6003261
God Bless Yume's rape hotel.
>>6003261
Are there any food places named Johannesburger King in there. If not that's a missed opportunity right there.
>>6003269
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljPWYJx06PU
im starting to realize how much time i waste here.
bye bye, see you in a year when i turn out qt than all you hons kekekekekekekk
>>6003286
see you tomorrow senpai
>>6003277
How is it my hotel if if wasn't even in the same state when that stuff happened? Don't blame me for the actions of immature children by association.
>>6003278
ahaha I mean that'd be great but idk if the town is nice enough for things like that anymore... Rip Joburg
>>6003279
What the frig orxy
>>6003253
I hear that Australia and New Zealand takes in white saffas, but only if you have money. America and Europe are both nearly impossible, unless your spouse has citizenship or if you have job connections there.
>>6003258
Tbh I have no idea, but I highly doubt I would be arrested for self medicating.
>Tfw muscle bound god now working towards becoming a girl
All I can feel is someone very terrible will come of this
>>6003262
oh god lmao
i think i might have to do that. i used to eat celery a lot but then i ended up just like dipping it into an entire thing of ranch dressing s0 in the end it was useless. also i think i'm deluded from not sleeping because i was just in my own head for like 5 mins and once i came out of it i had no idea wtf was going on around me ;__; this is muh life when i don't work
this is why no one respects chasers
>>6003290
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G8CeP15EAS8
>>6003301
They are men. Deal with it
So, gonna buy me some Androcur. What can I expect in terms of effects and stuff? Should I start at 25mg or, seeming as I'm already 5.5 months in, should I start with 50mg? And do you take it before or after meals?
>>6003309
Edgar pls just give up, were worried about you.
>>6003295
You're gonna make it brah
>>6003309
I got started with 50mg so I'd say go with that. And you take it right after a meal from what my doctor said.
I'm not sure I can compare effects with spiro since I never did that, but my T levels are down to female range so I guess it works at least. I think it might provoke drowsiness or something, I started being randomly tired/sleepy a lot after starting HRT.
Also it's much harsher on your liver than spiro, so if you're a heavy drinker please quit that before your liver explodes.
>>6003240
I hope so, not gonna lie though I lost hope and thats probably hindered my chances a lot.
I just sorta loaf around and avoid people now
>>6003314
I feel really angry confused and disgusted
Struggling to keep myself composed in front of family and not start shouting abuse at them
Being unable to lift is making extremely pent up
I have another 4 months of this to go
lol @ bernie voters
>>6003327
Why 4 mos?
Doing anything else like cardio to at least burn off some energy?
How's everyone doing today?
> tfw no rich Russian bf in Monaco with a trap fetish to be your sugar daddy
>>6003240
I could have found love 1000 times over with my alpha male body in the past
But I kept getting dysphoric every time it was reinforced I was a man and always terminated the relationship no further than kissing
I hate the fact I want to be a women and be submissive.
My mind is so fucked I can't even fuck a fleshlight
>>6003327
Self med when?
>>6003334
Eww.
But russians age like sour milk left in the sun.
>>6003331
There's autism everywhere.
>>6003327
Same.... I don't know how long I have until HRT but it does feel torturous not exercising. Maybe do something in the meantime like learning to play a musical instrument, or getting gud at a video game?
Traps aren't gay
>>6003333
Secrecy and consistency
Need to keep it secret from family and need to have regular doses
Cardio is working. I'm losing muscle at a good rate
But it's not enough. Even 10k in one session is not enough. I keep adding more and more ks on.
The relief only lasts for a few hours at most.
At rest I either become extremely suicidal, angry or both.
I can't even cry.
>>6003335
Work on the strange belief that there was something more worthy about masculinity and "dominance" than femininity and "submission". You weren't better as a man, and you aren't worse as a woman. The sexual role you want to occupy is more receptive and softer, but no less active and involving (at least if you want to enjoy sex).
>>6003343
I weep for my country
>>6003346
Are you medding some right now or waiting completely? I waited to move out before starting myself.
That pent up stuff sounds like it sucks but it should get better over time as your body gets more used to not lifting.
Lots of us say they were able to cry easier and loat some of their male anger shortly after starting hrt though that hasn't changed for me. I was never real built or anything, I think I'm just naturally angry but it fucking sucks. I rage at stupid shit.
>>6003360
I thought Harper, Trudeau and Mulcair were shitty candidates but Canada is spoiled compared to the memes y'all are sending out
do any of you know if its possible to get surgery to shorten the midface, like move the upper jaw higher up in the face. im not thinking about liplifts
>>6003342
I'm sacrificing my power.
My ability to intimidate.
As a child I was weak and inadequate. Bullied. But when I discovered a man could literally use pain to make myself stronger.
To build a shield of armour.
Even in high school. I constantly heard whispered "holy shit look at that guys (insert muscle here)"
That silent ability to bully scrawny guys of the gym equipment by mere presence
The intoxication of power. Knowing that no one in my year could hear me in an arm wrestle.
To exude no effort on the table while they struggled and went red in the face to simply resist 1% of my power.
It's a feeling akin to godhood.
And now. I have to give it up to be happy.
>>6003367
>like move the upper jaw higher up in the face
not possible
>>6003339
idk man, big Vlad's still going strong
>>6003301
Does anyone know where this picture came from? I swear I know that guy on the right.
>>6003367
Last time I checked nope, we're fuked. I have the same issue, my distance from lips to eyes is too long.
>>6003371
I did too, I used to intimidate the fuck out of people and I was scrawny till I was 18. I don't miss a bit of repressing, you find that if you are scrawny and girly now a days then every where you go people are nice to you. All I hear now is here dear, hi sweetie vs what do you want sir, can you go now sir
>>6003382
that's because women are delicate lil flowers that need extra special care otherwise they start crying and bleeding blood from their vaginas
>>6003375
>big
he is so short, he gave up passing potential for repression
>tfw you get fucked so hard that you're walking funny the next day
>>6002560
10/10
>>6003373
>>6003378
well fuck. theres gotta be something
i wonder if pic related is just a load of photoshop then
>>6003394
Cheek implants nigga
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BbIUyWJyu1s
I wonder if one day I'll break free and commit a repressive suicide
just end my existence pls
>>6003390
story
>>6003383
Same here. Grew up thinking men had to be men and always felt disgusted with myself. Several times I came close to doing something about it but freaked out and went the opposite way and made a change to be manlier. Wasted years doing stupid things like that, but I'm glad I'm doing something now.
>>6003390
idktf
>>6003394
different camera lenses, different distortion, pic related
desu long midface isn't a death sentence unless your outer face silhouette is also really thick, like mine
if you have a narrow face with long midface you can still look like an unconventionally attractive cis girl, e.g. my sister who has the same midface as me
>>6003390
Well. That's me jealous. Are you still hooking up with your ex, or...?
>>6002536
Rape! Rape!
go to 5:55 for the worst most unprofessional srs surgeon ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PjM598R77rM
>tfw kraving kayla kuddles
/\
/°°\
>>6003390
How hard did your ex go?
Is it normal to go cross eyed or have your eyes roll into the back of your head when you're cumming? Seems to be becoming more common for me.
>>6003195
The only people that think Britain isn't a lameass shit hole are Harry potter fangirls
>>6003413
>waking up during srs
>>6003410
i want to believe that its just my camera thats just distorting shit too much. still, i think its a little long.
what does your sister look like? i wouldnt say i have any very marked features in my face
>>6003382
Fuck sake I tripped over the ankle I sprained after I fell off the treadmill at 20mph
Fucking phone
>>6003413
yeah got kind of a fear of waking up during FFS, I imagine that'd be even worse, it's been yeeeears since I last had general anaesthesic
>>6003412
Jocelyn is actually hot now desu. Wears as much makeup as Edie, but still, better off than 99% of this general nowadays it seems.
>>6003427
is that image real wtf??? thanks opama
>>6003426
similar to me but less browbone and a small, slightly receded jaw
and almost blonde
don't really want to post her pic, she's pretty famous on tumblr but idk, feels kinda sketchy
>>6003432
I fucking hate my freakishly small feet
I always fucking trip up on stuff
>>6003431
HHHHAAAAA
That wasn't general anesthetic, they didn't even intubate her. If that happened in a real country they would all lose their license to practice medicine.
>>6003408
>going clubbing with ex that evening, meet up ahead of time to hang out
>watch timecop and cuddle
>despite intentions not to have sex, clothes immediately start coming off
>end up getting DP'd doggie style
The thirst is real ;~;
>>6003411
Y-yeah >.>
>plan on going clubbing with ex
>end up sleeping with them
>>6003416
Really hard, really long ;~;
>>6003431
Trip on Perez
oh wait here we. Gooooo
Pain endorphins just got released......
>>6003413
this is the stuff of nightmares, holy shit
>>6003435
yea i can understand why you wouldnt wanna post family. i hope you are right that it isnt a death sentence. ill keep looking for procedures though, i find it hard to believe that if you can get a Le Fort of the upper jaw, that they couldnt shave a bit of it off at the same time
if i start hrt before 19 am i fucked and will be a hon?
>>6003342
>tells other people life is okay
>spends 22 hours a day complaining about how terrible life is
Okay you've got to be trolling
>>6003429
yea, i hope ill have forgotten this horrible clip before long
>>6003444
Oh... I'm glad you're getting your sex, at least. Hopefully you can get a guy for you. Maybe when you move to a new town.
Be sure to socialize a lot when you go. It's easy to get isolated when you leave your whole social reality a few thousand kilometers away.
>>6003448
Who is that?
>>6003462
Depends on genetics
>>6003462
The only sure fire way to pass is to transition the third Monday after your 19th birthday after a month long fast
>>6003480
asian, small-medium build
>>6003484
>Asian
Probably fine. Post pic?
>>6003489
too lazy to post it, but i used to go on tinychat and people said i'll be fine, but i find it hard to believe that hrt actually works. maybe im just be irrational because i've only seen some minor changes on hrt after 2 months.
oh my god I want this in my mouth
http://i.4cdn.org/b/1460307731758.jpg
>>6003453
>>6003456
No, just one guy with easy rear access. Fingers and dildos accomplish the same thing in the end, although given how amazing it was I'm actually gonna make two guys a goal.
>>6003474
Yeah, and in the end it's just that, two thirsty and single people hooking up, still lacking for a boyfriend ;~;. That said, I did some questioning and it sounds like that coworker of his that's been making lewd jokes about me is very single and very thirsty, so maybe worth a shot.
Also, it's strange, when scenery changes and I'm in a new place I tend to be very social, and I'm hoping that when I move that happens. Being in the same place for too long gets me into a rut of not going out of my comfort zone. Thanks for the advice akaka.
>>6003462
>before 19
if only you knew how much id give to go back and do that. its shitty enough knowing you are already in your 20s before starting
>>6003500
but its a penis
>>6003501
friggen sloot
>>6003500
But it has sprinkles.
That will ruin my diet.
>>6003505
but I like penis
>>6003502
im in hs but i still feel like i wont pass. life is funny.
>>6003494
youre not going to notice much for months yet. even if you went for chemical castration and took lupron itd take at least 3 months for your t to really shut off. hrt does a good amount, and you already look good. youll be fine
>>6003500
i admit im curious about how they stuck them to it, thats neat
>>6003501
with how much you lewd post i bet you do have easy rear access. good that you got some sex though, and having an actual threesome is entirely dependent on the ability of the two people fucking you so make sure to be picky
>>6003530
You can start predicting whether or not you'll pass after a year of hormones. Before that, it's just guessing.
>>6003527
>this is what hormones will do to me
Oh god...
>>6003530
Asian hons are more common than you think.
>>6003501
>tfw still haven't been spitroasted
now THERE'S a mental image for you folks while you eat dinner tonight
I'm so fucking ugly and shit all I've done is wake up at 1pm and stayed in bed crying, shovelling raw halloumi into my fanged more like some kind of lactose ogre
>>6003541
there is nothing wrong with wanting cock anon
I've been an insatiably slutty faggot from the moment I started uni and wasn't living with my sexually repressive parents anymore
>>6003549
you
look
fine
I know it doesn't make the dysphoria go away but you've got to recognise at least that it's the crazy talking, same as angie, same as nikki, same as brad
>>6003555
Relax.
I'm gonna be on hormones for years before I ever go fulltime.
I'll just force myself to go boymode and wear cute girl clothes in private so Idon't feel dysphoric
>>6003555
iktf ;-;
>>6003541
yes, eventually you will buy a dildo and place it on a shower wall and slam into it till your butt makes a slapping sound and your boobs swing wildly as you imagine its a real penis in your butt
great now I made myself horny
well this might be a weird thing to ask, but is it safe for a guy to take progesterone? will i loose sterility or something? im not mtf, but i know its neuroprotective for glutamate receptors and, conidering my drug use, it would be good for me to take progesterone. I guess this is a good place to ask because some of you know more about hormones than doctors.
>>6003564
becoe sterile*
>>6003541
desu i started liking girls more on hrt. people change all the time and some people end up liking dick the more they come to terms with being female and such. just dont stress it anon
>>6003555
yes, 2 months is nothing. literally nothing has happened to your body at all really. and yes hopefully dark souls 3 will be as amazing as demons souls and provide many months of escapism for all
>>6003549
i never knew what a halloumi was until today but man that shit looks tasty. im going to have to get some and try it
>>6003563
Not just yourself >~>
>tfw don't want to get chubby again but scared losing weight is harming female development
helloo
>>6003563
>tfw I already owned a dildo and buttplug before I trashed them due to repression
NO NOOO THEY WERE JUST SEXTOYS
>>6003533
>with how much you lewd post i bet you do have easy rear access.
H-hey ;~;
I'll be selective though, although I'm not sure I know many guys that would be down for a threesome.
>>6003517
i-i'm not a slut ;~;
I've just gained an appreciation for having both something in front and something in the back.
>>6003545
It's been a goal for a while for me too, no shame in that.
>>6003541
Not necessarily, I would blame lack of sex before blaming hormones for being dick crazed, although hormones definitely planted that seed
>tfw human garbage
has anybody got any tips on self-acceptance?
>>6003585
kek, I always was trying to put stuff in my butt too
When I was a teen I would use a frozen hot dog stuffed inside a rubber glove
>>6003578
I'm in the same place, is a bmi of 21 really bad? I want to get down to 18
i think i just realized that i'm only sexually attracted to men but that i'm both sexually and romantically attracted to women l o l
t b h this explains my entire life
why did i never understand this before???
>>6003558>>6003560
I got up and got ready and actually put makeup on to take some nice pics for my gf because I mostly take pics with my webcam with artificial light because I'm practically nocturnal what with working evenings. Looked on the mirror, literally a man. I feel so old and gross so all I've done is binge eat and leave mascara stains on my pillow
>>5999002
>>5998973
I showed up and we chatted a whole bunch and finally he told me he doesn't like me sexually. Well he does. But he doesn't want to have sex with me. We went on a date anyways and it was really really nice, he was real affectionate and held my hand a lot and touched me and kissed me and stuff and then we spent the night drinking and watching movies and cuddling. He kissed me a lot just.. never on the lips? and he fell asleep spooning. We woke up and chatted and cuddled more and then hung out on his balcony and then he made tea and we drank it in bed, chatting about stuff and he showed me some books. and then i left.
He was still really affectionate. Lots of hand holding, lots of kissing, arm-around shoulders, eye-contact and smiling and laughing and intimacy and stuff. And he was a really nice cuddler. And i guess we already had sex that other first night, so it's like the sexual tension is kind of out of the way, i didn't really find myself distracted by lewd thoughts or anything. It was a REALLY nice date and we didn't fuck but there was absolutely no shortage of affection and intimacy. Which, I guess.. i'm super ok with, desu? He still wants to keep spending time together and i'm more than just a little eager to agree.
If anyone cared to know how it turned out.
Anyways, good day, /mtfg/ ~
I'm just a little hung over
>>6003605
>"hurr durr this is my personal blog and i think im relevant enough that people will actual read this shit"
yeah, no. fuck off circle
>>6003578
You're on hormones now, this is the time to gain weight. Not too much, of course, but enough to fill out your figure.
>>6003582
Heya!
>>6003587
Results may vary, there's no guarantee on when the benefits will peak, or how quickly you'll change. There are factors like diet and genetics to account for too. I was just saying don't start worrying sooner than a year from starting - not that there's no hope after a year.
>>6003587
im getting it on my xbone, my pc wouldnt be able to run it at 60fps anyway so ill just double dip whenever the dlc is out and ive upgraded. also, good taste on skelly mode, looking good in your chosen fashion is the best.
>>6003590
lots of guys will be down for a threesome, its pathetically easy to get one together. finding two guys who will actually do it well is harder, but cute girls tend to have an easier time so you should be fine.
>>6003591
get a hobby
>>6003598
you should become as skinny as you want to look, dont worry about numbers and labels for your weight.
>>6003574
did you even read why i came here?
>>6003581
Im not that much of a junkie, i have a decent job, im currently studying. ive kept my habit to once per 1/2 weeks for the last year. I just like to get high from time to time, and not damage my brain too hard :)
so is progesterone gonna fuck up my benis?
>>6003591
I'm lazy, and found it took less effort to accept that I'm garbage than to constantly deny it.
Whatever else you are, you'll always be you, and that's something nobody can ever take away from you. Take comfort in that.
Stuff like that.
>>6003623
Your body will convert it to testosterone it's why trans girls are recommended not to take it from the get go
>>6003591
Either try working on solving your issues, or get antidepressives if depression's keeping you down.
Self-acceptance is about recognizing you do have the power to change things and you can get control of your life I'd say. It's not necessarily about accepting how things are right now, but about knowing you have the power to change for good.
>>6003603
The more girls and guys I meet the more I realize it's kinda the same for me. Though I think feminine guys might be fine too in the emotional level, it's mostly regular or manly guys that I can't relate too much to emotionally.
Also for some reason I could just fuck a guy without knowing his name as long as I know there's no AIDS or something, but to have sex with a girl I need to like them in an emotional level first.
>>6003628
P gud~ Yourself?
>>6003621
I only focus on numbers because I don't trust my own judgement, I feel really fat all the time based on looks but other people have told me that I'm fine
>tfw will never have an qt older sister
>instead i have two little sisters
:(
>>6003637
No Robin that's honestly the worst tHong i cold do. I'm gonna cry today but I'll see if I can pull some extra shifts this week, maybe see family, see when Aife wakes up if she wants to watch something, but I try and stay grounded in reality even if it is too real sometimes. Retreating into fantasy and drugs was my repression technique, I'm over that.
>>6003621
Idk, I'm a nerd and the guys I know are all nerds, so I'm not sure how down they would be. That said, none of them really fall into the category of guys I want to sleep with, or else I probably already would have :/
>>6003654
I have an older sister. She's awesome but I spent my whole life jealous of her
>>6003431
>jocelyn
>hot
hahahah
>>6003674
She has no idea that I'm trans (I think). I'm also not sure how she would react.
>>6003652
if you feel fat then the answer should be obvious. if you actually lose too much weight then youll notice that pretty easily, just focus on having a body you dont feel disgusted by.
>>6003661
well if theyre not people you want to sleep with it doesnt matter. although its not always the best idea to sleep with a lot of your friends, some people get weird about casual sex. youll find some guys with nice dicks and good bodies though, guys like nerdy girls
>>6003661
Oh? What's your type? What kind of guys do you want in your harem?
And np. Just worry about people getting isolated. It's happened to too many I know, and...yeah. You're pretty, sweet, and clever. There are people glad to know you everywhere you go.
>>6003680
oh. are you pre-hrt or still in the process of transitioning? do you have other siblings?
rare kayla fresh from /b/, nsfw
https://unsee.
cc/pazetusi/
>>6003687
proofs that it's Kayla? why would she do that after the shame of the miss cock incidents??
>>6003686
I'm pre-hrt, and no, she is my only sibling.
>>6003697
that's her bed
>>6003654
>tfw older sister
>tfw she's accepting and all that, but I've never told her how painfully jealous she has always made me
Having an older sister has its downsides
>>6003681
I have been told that sleeping around isn't wise, although I suppose it depends who you're doing it with. I'll start looking around though, I'm hopeful there's someone who's a good fit that likes nerdy girls.
>>6003683
About the same height as me, fit but not too muscly, a face that looks good with stubble or a short well kept beard, and most importantly, intelligence and a sense of humour that jive with someone who grew up on /b/.
Thanks akaka, I'll try my best not to be another one of those people who become isolated. Picking up a hobby before moving is probably a good idea, might force me to leave my apartment more often.
>>6003699
Hey, is it weird that I've always longed for an older sister to be in an incestuous relationship with? I sounds like a stupid fantasy, and I know it probably won't work in reality, but I've wanted an older female figure in my life. Am I weird?
>>6003710
Oh... Yeah, I can relate with the whole jealousy thing, except with my mother. She had me when she was young but she still looks young even at 38.
What's it like having an older sister?
Does anal sex hurt???
>tfw still a virgin because too scared
>>6003714
Sounds pretty understandable. An older sister would love you unconditionally, so she'd be a desirable partner.
>>6003710
sleeping around is fine, but if you have really good friends you trust a lot you should be careful about sleeping with them. a good friend is worth more than a good hookup, so if you do want to fuck make sure youre both totally okay with casual stuff so you dont make anything awkward. and a hobby is a really great idea for any reason, it makes you more interesting to people and gives a nice outlet.
>>6003714
no, lots of people here have a mommy fetish and sibling stuff is common too, especially with people who don't have an older sibling. and wanting an older female figure is very normal as well.
>>6003726
If you do it wrong. You have to train/loosen your bottom first, and use lube. If you do it right it'll still feel weird, but not painful.
>>6003714
I guess it's normal for you to fantasise about it, but the reality is different. Because I grew up with my siste, I feel zero sexual attraction to her.
Oh good i have work. Today is basically my Tuesday. And i am so fucking sore.
>>6003710
I have a younger sister. She's five And she's never misgendered me and she legit sees me as a sister.
Its nice.
>>6003737
What should I train/loosen my butt with? The most I've done is my index finger.
>>6003726
use lots of lube
stick a finger in until it feels nice and loose
then stick a second finger in until that feels nice and loose
stick ur cock in very slowly and just put the tip in and let it sit there until its loose, and then take it out and put more lube on there and on ur dick, then stick ur cock in and everything should be ALRIGHT
once u get the hang of it that procedure takes like 30 seconds
daily reminder that poppers loose your asshole in seconds which is why so many gayfags love them
>>6003750
Wait I'm kind of confused. How can I stick my cock in my own butt?
>>6003749
THAT A BOY COFFEE
INCEST WINCEST
>>6003747
Anal beads, then plugs/dildos. If you can reliably use the latter without pain (with lube, obviously) then you should be okay to try anal. Remember to relax instead of clenching, and preferably use an enema or something to clean yourself out before training/actual sex.
>>6003749
...same
>>6003752
What are those?
>>6003755
oh you mean by yourself
just pretend i im talking about a dildo or something
also trim ur nails before u do it or it will HURT
>>6003755
>How can I stick my cock in my own butt?
amateur
>>6003725
It's interesting. We never really got along when she lived in the same house, and I'd definitely say my parents put more faith in her not being a fuckup. We get along just fine when we don't have to live together at least.
Idk if my experiences are typical though, she definitely falls somewhere on the autism spectrum but hasn't been diagnosed.
>>6003730
Yeah, that's good advice. Idk, I don't think they'd have issues with that, I'm the one that tends to get attached to people I have sex with so it's something I need to watch out for.
>>6003746
That's awesome, is the rest of your family accepting?
>>6002536
>.>
<.<
*makes insulting presumptions about people different from me*
>>6003770
Yea. Everyone in my family is good about it, with some reasonable limitations regarding the more conservative members.
>>6002536
VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA VAGINA.
PASSIVE AGGRESSIVENESS.
I'M JUST TROLLING XD
>>6003764
>what are those?
drugz
So I think my friend I've known for ages might be bisexual. How can I find out for certain?
2 months until I finish all my A level exams, can get a full time job and afford to self med
I'm so exited but I just hope I can keep dysphoria down and focus until then
>>6003794
try to sleep with them, transition, then try to sleep with them again
>>6003803
Coffee loves black guys?
>>6003805
w-what? im asian and i like other asian people desu
>>6003803
nah mang gotta keep up with that wincest you kno what im sayin? HAHAAAAA
... deformed babies
sheeeittt
>>6003807
Nothing wrong with incest fetishes or legit incestuous relations/sex
killing myself feels like it would be so much easier than buying food today
>>6003811
Hi cyba. I really, really wanna fugg my cousin. I'm 100% normal, I swear.
also, cyba x cyba's twin brother yaoi fanfic WHEN???
>>6003821
tranny incest WHEN???
>>6003821
Did your brother get touchy feely when you transitioned?
>>6003803
They're cool with it, I mostly hope that they're OK not having grandkids. My sister is unlikely to have kids, and I couldn't even if I wanted to now.
if we are talking about siblings, my sister came out as lesbian last week
I guess after my brother had a son the rest didn't need to carry on our families genes anymore lol
If I don't orgasm when having sex, will the guy be offended?
I literally can't orgasm, ever.
>>6003832
>KEK
fuck off you ugly chink
>>6003835
thanks hon
>>6003834
>being focused on orgasm
>ever
>not just rabidly squirming around under the covers doin' stuff and feeling no pressure to perform or meet any target or goal, a pure bundle of sensual energy
lrn2sex
>>6003812
Don't do it anon. Wait until you see Trump's presidency. Its guuna b gud
>>6003822
>>6003823
Not yet but I am so much weaker than him now (I was always slightly stronger b4 hormones) that he'll wrestle me a bit and end up completely dominating me. Its pretty hot tbqhdesu. I am not sure if he is getting me back for 20 years of destroying him in fights or something else. I want him. I have been getting increasingly flirty with him. I think it will be easier once I am out of the closet.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd15wAZjjy0
>tfw hormone wars will never be a real game
>tfw /mtfg/ and /pol/ will never face off against one another
>>6003834
girls fake it all the time
>>6003844
>Not yet but I am so much weaker than him now (I was always slightly stronger b4 hormones) that he'll wrestle me a bit and end up completely dominating me. Its pretty hot tbqhdesu. I am not sure if he is getting me back for 20 years of destroying him in fights or something else. I want him. I have been getting increasingly flirty with him. I think it will be easier once I am out of the closet.
Did you use your girl voice to talk to him yet?
Maybe you should keep wrestling until he starts making going lewd.
>>6003844
Do you have a picture of you and your twin brother together? You two sound so cute <33333333333
>>6003846
>tfw hormone wars will never be a real game
that's strange because I have been playing it for the past 14 months
>>6003832
>just make the family tree end at your generation desu
That's what's gonna happen by the look of it. I feel a bit guilty about it sometimes.
>>6003844
thats really hot actually, i hope you manage to get with him. i always thought being in a relationship with a sibling you really liked would be cool
>>6003855
on the bright side once people can have designer babies nobodies genetic line will matter at all, so at most itd just last a few more generations anyway
>from agp hon to animu waifu
But seriously I'm so glad I didn't gave up.
>>6003855
same. no more people with my last name will exist (well its not that rare of a name). my uncles all had daughters. i was the only male. i didnt bank sperm either... rip
somehow nobody cares or at least they dont show it
>>6003871
T-this is possible...? So you're saying I'm not destined to become a hon if I try? Thanks for the inspiration :^)
>>6003871
seeing stuff like this gives me hope
>>6003871
date me
>>6003880
What I'm saying is don't get fat. The rest is genetics and money.
>>6003854
Kayla help. I'm scared about the Estrogen invasion that's gonna happen to me
>>6003851
I always use my girl voice around him. I plan to. I tuck whenever he is home so that if he starts pushing I don't get a boner
>>6003852
I won't upload pics of others without their permission. Thanks anon;-) pic related is me b4 hormones. He is like that only with shorter hair
>>6003830
Kayla fug ur sister and brother.
>>6003834
Just fake it and tell him his cock is huge.
>>6003832
I'd bet there are more who don't want to admit it.
>>6003871
Ur pretty now
>>6003872
You could give adopted kids your name
>>6003880
That depends, do you have a pic of your face?
>>6003871
deffo one of the big success stories along with Maddie and Faye
when did you start hrt again???
fuck I wish I had your level of facial genetics
>>6003892
im pretty avg in terms of weight. my parents are rich, but idk if they'd pay for my surgeries. and my genetics are pretty shiet imo desu
>>6003854
War is coming.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZ86H-D7I5o
You heretic! You have betrayed your gender!
The world of men shall not fall this day!
>>6003894
how are you doing now?? I look pretty much the same as you desu
>>6003897
? She had ffs
>>6003906
Much better. Hormones worked better than I thought they would
>>6003897
>when did you start hrt again???
25yo. I'm 28 now
>>6003906
>>6003906
Boymode
>>6003919
Nice boob genetics, does your family have big tits?
>>6003925
My mom is small (im bigger than her) but my sister is big.
>>6003832
I... I can actually confirm... I won't say who I am but I dated someone for years before our families both figured out that we were related
>>6003872
Idk, it used to be something that bothered me a lot more, and while I do think about it from time to time a few things really made it easier to accept. Looking back, thinking about if I'd stayed a guy just to carry on the family name, it's unlikely I could have. I was functionally incapable of being male, or having kids from the getgo.
>>6003858
Possibly, although my family will have died out before then.
How do you get a prescription and how do you get blood tests?
pre everything
>>6003948
Get a on appointment with a therapist for gender dysphoria.
>>6003953
How many sessions does it take?
What happens when you get an official diagnosis?
Do they refer you to someone who can prescribed you hormones?
>>6003871
you just gave me so much hope
how long on hrt and who did you get to work on your face?
thank you so much for showing that its possible
>>6003955
Idk. If you are in a hurry, order some 100mg spironolactone and 2mg estradiol pills off of inhousepharmacy.vu. Pay via echeck to avoid a request for a prescription. Take 100mg of spironolactone and 2mg estradiol every 12 hours. Tell your therapist that you are self-medicating. He should refer you to an endocrinologist who will write you a prescription.
>>6003955
Depends, which country are you in?
>>6003953
How do you get a cyba gf?
>>6003967
*idk because I self medicated. I only have experience with American healthcare.
>>6003970
[email protected]
>>6003975
Then do what I did for the quickest results. Are you sure you are trans?
good mornin you jive turkeys
>>6003979
100% sure. So, this should only take like one session, right?
>>6003871
Did you lose any weight? But wow, you look so different, it's amazing.
fuck... I wish weed was legal it would be nice to get high and watch beauty and the beast rn
*lights every man i used to talk to on fire*
>>6003997
You're in cali it's practically legal just say you have a sore back and get prescription
>>6003997
But weed smells bad
>>6003981
good afternoon I ain't no turkey
>>6003998
what the
>>6003997
Fuck you watch Cinderella instead
>>6004004
fuck off chaser
>>6004002
its not really legal, plus you can't get employment if you have a card or have it in a pee test
>>6003997
getchaself a card breh
>>6004004
Hi birdy I
like your new trip
>>6004008
My Skype is cyba.teknik
>>6004009
Hey what's up anon, you wanna be best friends?
>>6004014
th-thanks
>>6004016
post pic of face chaser. i bet ur balding
>>6004008
>nothing good can come from old relationships really
What about booty calls?
>>6004017
Nope to both! Two people here know what I look like though, sux4u.
>>6004016
I think it's time we turned this eagle into a cute little sparrow
Eh /mtfg/?
>>6003959
>FFS just forehead
>3 years HRT. (2 DIY, 1 year legit)
>I lost weight
>>6004020
get a gf instead to do scissoring.
>>6004020
you should have guys you arent with and have never been with lined up for that. also its different when youre a horny girl looking for hookups with guys, which you are
>>6004027
who r they. why r u a chaser
i think hrt is melting me. yesterday i had a job filming a little concert and after a bit i could barely hold the camera up. i was so shakey and sweating a river and now this morning i cant lift my arms
im becoming a beautiful delicate flower desus
>>6003988
> 96 kg -> 74kg
> 68 kg is my target weight
>>6004027
Hi there birdperson people seem to know you already but I only pop in when I'm bored and not dealing with work so Hi~
>>6004010
In AZ the card protects you for getting a job unless they would lose something because of being federally involved. Additionally the Fed said it's no longer doing anything in like 20/30 of the states that have medical card systems anymore unless it's proving to be illegal in another way.
>>6004033
How much weight did you lose?
>>6004033
just forehead? no way you look so different, was it mostly weight or hormones that made such a huge difference?
i can only wish ill end up half as well as you did. lucky bastard
>>6004046
Did you start losing weight as soon as you were on hrt or did you wait a bit? Did it not affect your fat distribution and boob growth?
>>6004030
I have an idea of what you mean by this and the answer is NO.
also
>eagle
>>6004032
b-b-b-but I'm a guy!
>>6004040
The way you type is awful familiar (´∀`)
>>6004047
Hey! How are you?
in another year kayla is going to be a cute little stoner chick
>>6004056
Not bad, daydrinking a little, not wanting to go back to work but tomorrow is Monday and all. Might play some league idk, now that I have a jobI can't find things to just waste all day with as easily it's weird.
>>6004059
With mommy issues.
kayla a year after srs
>>6004056
ur not a man, ur a bird
and i've known you for more than half your life
>>6004059
my aesthetic desu
drugs can be nice
<3 herbs
Post your weight /mtfg/
>>6004056
I wasn't asking.
Forced transition to make you a cute little birdy
What happened to ufufu? Why does she never post anymore?
>>6004056
eat shit fag
>tfw gf
>>6004076
110-115 lbs i go up and down
>>6004064
yooo i might b da illest butt i aint got no flu
>>6004070
hahaa
>>6004076
141 lbs
>at work
>daydreaming about something
>one of my coworkers comes and bothers me
>"hey why do you look so upset cheer up"
>realize at this moment that my obnoxiously chipper attitude has caused people to be distressed when i dont look happy
>which is unfortunate because i have resting bitch face
>>6004087
Kek.
I could benchpress you
>>6004062
I'm currently neet so I don't know these feels, I wish I wasn't though haha.
Who's your main?
>>6004071
But I'm a male bird (*´・Д・)
>>6004078
Unless you're double my size and stronger than me you ain't forcing NOTHING.
>>6004089
W-wow anon that's really hurtful!
posting weight is absolutely useless if you dont include height u dumb fucks
hurr durr 100 lbs @ 4'2"
hurr durr 100 lbs @ 8'9"
>>6004090
Post her butt.
>>6004076
150 pounds
>>6004097
no you wouldn't you little fag.
>>6004076
Jesus Christ I just weighed myself and I am 46kg :/
>>6004076
190 ibs, 5'8", pre-hrt.
I want to lose weight but I'm worried that if I keep doing it while on hrt it'll fuck with my development, specifically in the chest.
>>6004099
>male
What the fuck. Get the fuck out if you're not trutrans REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>6004093
damn, im so envious of you. id give so much to have a face like yours. pretty sure ill never even get close...
still, who did you have do your forehead?
>>6004115
Wait you just realized that?
>>6004099
Well. Then.
This is going to be easy.
>>6004076
163 lbs, trying to lose weight tho
>>6004115
did you really just notice birdposters a random male chaser?
>>6004118
Bart did
>>6004076
135lb
im 5'9
>>6004105
Ayy lmao.
>>6004123
Such a sharp nose you have.
>>6004097
kevin?
>>6004099
I was neet for almost 2 years leading up to getting this job so it was huge, also first job I've gotten where I was hired female/treated as such, it's a nice feeling, has helped me start feeling like life is getting back on track for me, it was so jumbled and derailed focusing on transitioning for so long.
As for league, I'm actually a weird one and Taric has been my main for a while so sad to see him get changed, Rammus is a strong pick for me as well, tanky characters basically. Sometimes I'll do like Rene/Riven/Yorick but yeah I just like tanks kinda hah.
>>6004123
oh shit, i think i recognize you, someone posted an image of you some time ago, i think.
i keep getting more reasons to see him
>>6004076
160 at 5'7
>tfw fat
>>6004128
No male names pls.
I wanna be a girl now
>>6004127
yeah but I really like it.
>>6004076
5'9 108
>>6004076
About 170. Should manage to drop down to 160 by summer on my current diet, so long as I stick with it. 150-155 would be a fine weight range for me.
>>6004137
good luck big boi
>>6004141
LOL
O
L
>>6004133
>i recognize you
Like IRL? Or from other site?
>>6004141
Blue board.
Also, disgusting, go away.
>>6004143
Trip on, me.
Also, 5'11".
>>6004141
W H Y
>>6004141
MISS COCK WANTS HER CUMMIES
LMAO
>>6004153
Because it's Miss Cock derpanna.
Same reason why you erp.
>>6004153
because the buff poster is turning me on
>>6004157
When was the last time I erp'd?
>>6004141
looking cuter and boobs look rounder
>>6004110
W-what, how can I make it better! ヾ(゚Д゚;ヾ)
>>6004115
You're kinda late, anon, but I'll still be your friend~
>>6004120
It wont be because I'm still bigger than you, haha.
>>6004122
What the, I ain't no chaser!
>>6004132
That's good! I've been neet practically all my life, hopefully one of these days I can get out of it cause it really sucks.
Are you me? I mained Taric for a while when I first started, then it was Shen > Malphite > Yorick, and now I currently main Galio.
>>6004158
That's not how normal people react to feeling that way Kayla... Did you used to be one of those guys who would send out dick pics randomly to get people 'to go for you' as well or something?
>>6004146
>tfw my powers are slowly fading
I'm scared of the hrt
>>6004141
miss cock!! nooooooooooo!!!
>>6004165
hat's how sissies react tho.
>>6004158
Oh...uhm
You know I'm transitioning...
>>6004162
When are you not erp-ing?
>>6004164
>I ain't no chaser!
>been neet practically all my life
Wow, what a great life you must have. Not even chaser, probably not even transgender, either. Just, why...?
>>6004175
>didn't mean to include dick
>full frontal shot
>>6004180
Every day since November. I don't think you know what that acronym means.
>>6004141
im not a chaser anymore
>>6004179
Oh wait I remember you. You insecure roid monkeys totally ruined the gym for me.
>>6004179
oh im wet now
>>6004164
Oh yeah it's definitely overrated as a way to live. Good luck on breaking out though, I feel like if I could anyone could, I mean I'm almost 25 at this point fuck.
I doubt that unless you're a weird trans girl, but yeah I haven't played much Malph/Galio honestly but they are all great tanks, it's a fun playstyle I think people really under-value the ability to just walk into the enemy team when you choose to.
>>6004171
...wat...
>>6004175
That's a pretty big 'oopsie' there then.
I figured you'd have more hip/waist definition too desu
Thanks for making me feel better about my body today :3
>>6004183
Hey even if they are it's not like anyone here never repressed at all..
>>6004187
RIP
>>6004186
And I think you have a very selective memory. I guess we are all in for another two hour woe is me, no cock in sight erp extravaganza starring derpanna and few select trips.
>>6004188
Oh well. I was once a chubby little pre teen.
If you hate the roidmonkeys enough you can become one
>>6004184
HAHAHAHAAH
>>6004166
you realize there are other muscle groups besides biceps and triceps right?
>>6004191
>I figured you'd have more hip/waist definition too desu
shit angle, I still do have a larger butt and hips, camera got fucked up when I reset it
>>6004076
190# 6'
>>6004196
Erp = erotic roleplay
Where's the roleplay?
>>6004196
Lewd posting is far from ERP.
>>6004201
>implying I'm trying to gain muscle
>>6004202
The irony is that I missed the pic because I updated after You deleted lol.
I would send you a clone of my past self if I could Kayla.
>>6004213
You can stop picking on me any time, I have been good for the past week.
>>6004076
145lb 5'9 I will be thin by autumn ^_^
>>6004205
>Where's the roleplay?
Your whole fucking persona.
Will I become chubbier after HRT?
>Tfw ERPed three times
It felt awkward as fuck but people wanted it and I wanted to make them happy. And that's how I discovered I suck at putting actions into words.
>>6004227
yes but in a good way if you start out skinny
>>6004218
anyway you would fuck me with that Spartan body of yours before you transition?
>>6004227
Your'll need less calories. I'm pretty comfortable at 800-1200 kcal
>>6004224
I wasn't aware you knew me in real life and could make that kind of judgement.
>>6004219
Not like you ever laid off back when you used to talk shit towards me.
>>6004183
What did I do to you? Do you want me to be a chaser?
Do you want me to chase you, anon? Is that it?
>>6004191
Thanks, I'm trying!
Tanks > all.
Oh and I'm not repressing anything desu, I haven't been messed with and called a chaser for almost a week now, I don't know why anon is bullying me suddenly but it's pretty cute!
>>6004237
Well I turned over a new leaf so if you want to be the bitter one be my guest but I am now happy kayla.
>>6004241
Kill yourself. This place is reserved for trutrans people only. Just accept that you're a chaser or super fucking repressed, because no cis male would actually hang out here anyway. Kill yourself.
>>6004236
I'm making a new folder to put besides jormy's confused anime girls collection
I call it - elanna's smug anime boys
>>6004246
im flattered
>>6004232
Well I certainly would. If was back at my peak form. And my repression was in full force.
But I'm due to start hrt in September. Granted if my catobolic muscle killing regime works out.
>>6004236
we're in a fight now
>>6004248
>because no cis male would actually hang out here anyway
That's false because I'm here! Do you wanna be best friends?
>>6004251
heh
>>6004251
My job here is done
>>6004254
?
>>6004253
you in usa?
>>6004262
me and you, we're fighting
>>6004274
Why? ;~;
>>6004255
Are you telling me that all this time you've been avatarfagging here and you're not even trans? And they say we're the ones with a mental illness.
>>6004265
No. Unfortunately.
I'm sure past me would have loved you.
I mean it's a bit pointless now since I'll turn into a girl isn't it? and that Spartan bod will be replaced with tits and a skinny body.
I've lost a lot of muscle since those pics. So I doubt I'll be to your taste any longer.
Besides. I hate my dick.
>>6004287
no one here is trans
its all a front
>>6004285
without drama, the thread will die
>>6004255
Why on earth does a cis guy even hang out here anyway? Really?
>>6004271
Well I have been doing fine all week before you came to start stuff. Guess I will go for a few hours since you want to start trouble.
>>6004255
Get the fuck out if you're not trutrans.
the chaser's life is the life for me
>>6004287
You're really late, but yes! Hi~
>>6004297
I dunno, I like it here and have friends here.
>>6004299
〔´∇`〕
>>6004271
I know, I know! I was just saying haha.
>>6004305
Lol.
Welcome to my life. Even with all that muscle. Still a virgin.
>>6004296
But I don't like being the focal point of drama, even if I'm an attention whore.
>>6001728
New bread
oh shit good morning
>>6004220
lets work hard!
>>6004323
>119 images
hmmm
So what's happening /mtfgay?
>>6004372
trying to figure out how to make my brain accept being a weird girl-boy-thing-hybrid so I can get the fuck on with my life
still trying to process the things muff said a couple of threads back
talking about drugs on kageshi, that girl Jade who's always on there is kinda cute
Any osufags here know if it's possible to get my osu to work in fullscreen on my second monitor? I want it tall so i can play osumania with it.