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Meep >>5831374
>>5833033
hold me it's a long way down
no make it yuri or at least aap
>>5833033
This thread is pretty gay.
>>5833036
> Fleshlights.
Eww, fuck no.
Butt stuff, desu.
XD wats ur fave yaoi mine is boku no pico
>tfw anon knows how to make you sick and hurt you now
>constantly blaming you for bad mouthing yume/adri/gem every time anon does it
>>5833050
Trip on faye
>you will never pass
Kill me
Red is busy having a dick up her butt since finding a bf last week. But i hope she breaks up since i miss her clyp.it and furry posts.
who here has the /mtfg/ wheel of bullying?
I need to know who to bully
>>5833050
faye rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzTuBuRdAyA
>>5833053
Yes I do because they actually are lol
>>5833047
Look for stuff that's slim and has a flared base. Stick to silicone from reputable manufacturers like Tantus. Glass and steel can work too but are not the best place to start. Get a thick water based lube, I like sliquid sassy.
Magic wands can sometimes work despite dysphoria. Applied to perineum or through tucked panties works for some people.
>tfw will never make this for kayla's birthday
I wanna passsssss
>>5833066
LMFAO
>>5833043
ur pretty gay
>>5833066
>tfw will never buy a gun for elliot's birthday
:-(
>>5833066
>2 stars
>>5833070
To the gas chamber.
>>5833072
u get em girl
>>5833043
T-thank
>>5833073
don't call her that :(
>>5833067
i wanna pass away in your arms.
please respond
>>5833058
>tfw bitch and moan about no boob growth in months
>a week of binge eating ice cream later
>can now push boobs together and am a finger's width away from having cleavage
i know what i must do... nothing but whole, organic milk for milkshakes, heavy cream in everything, ice cream constantly. i must become the dairy queen
>>5833084
Or be faye and take breastmilk pills to have your boobs bigger as long as you take that shit.
>tfw you hop out of the shower and instead of seeing a girl you see a big eyed boy
Sigh...
>>5833079
>her
wtf.....
>>5833080
I want head pats, a friend, to pass and a good dicking.
>>5833083
You can bully me if you need somebody to take your bullying urges out on...
>>5833084
Reading this in Cr1tikal's voice made the post 10/10
>>5833093
i offer all of those things.
>>5833093
>>5833097
oh god i didnt read the last one. literally ntr.
>>5833092
Get ffs already?
>>5833096
i like u
>>5833092
Pssh, you're seeing things again; boys have flat chests and penises, you have neither.
>>5833094
you'd do that?
you'd really take the place of the designated trip to be bullied?
talk about attention whoring Joan you bitch ass nigga
I DEMAND A GF
>>5833110
Yes~, call me an attention whore more~
>>5833112
What do you have to offer?
everyone bully Joan
>>5833097
Girls can't give a good dicking.
>>5833101
;A;
>>5833105
Ffs doesn't fix a broken brain. The problem exists in my head.
>>5833108
But my face ;_;
>>5833091
do they work? what pills?
>>5833119
is that an invitation to try?
>>5833123
Gt's cant satisfy me, probably.
>>5833120
BDD
>>5833131
bitch please i will ease all of my tension and t-rage by fucking your brains out. i am the manliest manhon in the universe.
>>5833120
It'd help you pass and you could hypothetically feel better?
>>5833096
Critikal is so fucking hot i don't understand how he's this attractive and i'm rarely attracted to guys
>>5833115
idk we can cuddle and stuff (i really really want to cuddle)
im a little of cute sometimes i have to get my hair fixed
i have small boobs you could play with if you want
>>5833120
Have you considered seeing someone about getting evaluated for or treated for body dysmorphic disorder? I don't know if something like cognitive behavioral therapy and/or medications would help, but I really hope you can at least try something...
>>5833131
not all of us have small gt's~
>>5833120
see a therapist
>>5833136
ffs does not fix self image problems even if you pass
>>5833146
sorry i'm too disgusting for you anyways.
>>5833033
>literally this thread
>>5833114
So needy! I hope that you're doing well. Haven't seen much of you since you were conflicted over whether you were trans. Have you come to a conclusion? Regardless of conclusion or lack thereof, are you a less conflicted attention whore?
>>5833152
Shit
Could you ask your parents for some money?
>>5833154
BDD to is a meme :)
>>5833157
i love aap so much
>>5833144
That's pretty agp
>>5833156
I'm too disgusting to leave my neet cave.
>>5833163
idk about that
>>5833163
hi angie
>>5833168
>ywn invade lain's neetcave
nohomo
>>5833137
I wanna touch his beard desu. His voice is just so nice to listen to and he's a really funny guy.
>>5833140
You should try making your post with that first instead, you sound pretty cute and might actually get a gf if you don't just demand one~
>>5833157
>>5833152
>I pass
>Constantly talking about looking like a boy
Alright then, keep on fishing
>>5833176
>you sound pretty cute
:3
>>5833173
Hey baby ;)
>tfw people make fun of your accent
I'll just kill myself
>>5833175
Sounds lewd.
Ahhhh I still can't sleep its 5am and I'm sober now. I need to stop drinking.
>>5833183
>cute is 'making fun'
:'(
>>5833177
Fuck you
>>5833162
No I can't
>>5833187
Surely you could
They're your parents, they'd be concerned about your wellbeing if you told them
am i the only one here who is completely happy with how i look? it's reinforced by the positive attention i get from complete strangers, but without it i would still know i look good.
>>5833171
Yeah but me, brad and ffs anon have showed how we all still like like men
>>5833186
>retarded sounding yuro shitter with male voice is cute
pls
>>5833193
reee
>>5833181
Good luck anon, I'm sure you'll find a nice girl soon!
>>5833193
You probably don't have BDD or a similar form of illness and are a content person
I'm glad for you anon
>>5833187
I don't do charity work
>>5833215
>I'm not fishing
wew lad
>>5833215
ill make you swallow my precum soaked shotgun~
>>5833198
idk what kind of men your use to seeing but I can guarantee you all three look like girls, ffs anons hairline is worse after surgery tho that sucks
>>5833215
I will die laughing while you will die trying ;)
>>5833215
Well then
I don't know what to say except I hope you feel better soon
Hey, I have a lot of questions.
I'm 18 MtF, pre-hormones. I want to lose a bit of weight to help with passing, I'm already pretty good, but I feel like I could do better. So I started dieting and exercising last week. I started at 150 pounds and 5'11." My diet is mostly cutting out meats and adding some fruits and veggies. I exercise with a structured 20-30 minute jog every day, on top of a lot of walking and manual labor as part of my normal routine. I lost 5 pounds in the one week so far, and I want to hit a target weight of 130 pounds. Already my parents are noticing and joking-not joking about me being anorexic. I find I am actually less hungry over time as the diet goes on, I think it is because I am eating more wholesome food and my stomach is shrinking. So my questions are as follows:
>I am losing weight at a healthy rate?
>Is my target rate healthy?
>If these aren't healthy, what would be healthy?
>What should my diet be?
>What should my exercise routine be?
>What do I do to get my parents off my back?
>>5833205
Male voices are handsome not cute.
What is the best type of dress to wear to prom? I want to be wearing all black.
>>5833215
>kindly swallow a shotgun you dense, irritating fuck.
the irony is fascinating.
>>5833232
tfw too ugly to be handsome or cute.
tfw just entirely disgusting freakish manhon.
>>5833238
i k t f
>have to wear baggy hobo clothes all my life because girl clothes look ridiculous on me
>>5833204
i think i have high self-esteem. is that rare for a trans person?
>>5833246
>asking a cis male about trans issues.
>>5833230
Come back another time kid. The shitposting is real rn
>>5833246
rare indeed
just look around, you'll see very few here actually happy, even passers
Very lucky
>>5833230
>>I am losing weight at a healthy rate?
Probably, I lost a lot of weight pretty fast and didn't have any real problems
>>Is my target rate healthy?
No, at your height 133 should be your minimum weight.
>>What do I do to get my parents off my back?
Kill your parents.
>tfw ur a girl
:)
>>5833230
First week is not sustainable because it's mostly water weight. Don't expect that rate to continue.
>>5833253
One day ;_;
>>5833250
yes you would, because you're petty and need validation.
>tfw decent body to transition
>tfw still looking young even when im 24
>tfw i get misgender sometimes in boymode
a small face surgery, laser hair removal and hrt and it would work great, if i wasnt poorn and extremly depressed
i hate this depression so fucking much, i cant do anything other than to spend all day and night crying in my room
>>5833250
it sounds like you want to so maybe you should do just that. there's your solution.
>>5833259
you already are a girl and you always were a girl
>>5833152
Well, BDD is apparently relatively treatable by therapy and/or meds, but both of those would require at least some money and I couldn't guarantee that you in particular would respond... Yeah, though, that's unfortunate. It's probably a good idea to try your best to question your automatic thoughts about how you look to yourself and others and assess when they're based in rational thinking and when they're not, that seems to be one of the more important things that helps with cognitive behavioral therapy type things...
>>5833222
I think it's due to the features we hate and how we compare ourselves to cis women
>>5833262
Are you... Me?
>>5833262
Get on hrt if you're not already on it. It can help your face some and it some people get some reduction of facial hair.
>>5833266
But I don't look like a girl at all.
>>5833271
Nice meme
>>5833275
but you're not me. :')
>>5833261
If I wanted validation I'd go out and fuck somebody like a normal human being.
>>5833265
>projecting
>tfw 6'1 broad shoulders
Should I just end it now /mftg/?
>>5833277
why are they calling you cis male? i'm assuming you're not?
>>5833283
I'm not a cis male
It's just a shitty meme
>>5833283
>they post anime and use a tripcode
>they must be trans
>>5833281
i believe it's you who projected while saying "neck yourself' while crying and whining about being depressed though. again the irony is evident here.
I've told my gf twice I've detransitioned she just said "you missed one pill oh nooooo, shut your ass up"
>ask boyfriend if we're gonna have kids
>he says yes, i ask how
>he says we'll have to just keep trying
>>5833281
>projecting
Maybe you should look in the mirror again.
>>5833293
he's a keeper
>>5833288
Tell me how I'm not trans?
>>5833158
Haha, hi Akaka! Well, I think that's how I've been before I started talking about that and I still am, but oh well; I'm not stopping transitioning or anything at least, haha. And yeah, I've not been on /mtfg/ as much in the past week or so, but it's been for a positive reason, hehe; I've been spending more time talking with someone on Skype chat so that's eaten into my /mtfg/ shitposting time. :)
>>5833274
i rarely feel like i have any chance of ever passing, im not on hrt, i dont have a job and havent find any in a lot of time and my parents are extremly homophobic
>>5833287
>meme
way to deflect the truth, bootlicker. you are really good at being a parasite to the personality traits of elanna.
>>5833292
you're not allowed to detransition. shut up.
>>5833282
No, Gwendolyn Christie is very pretty
>>5833293
>tfw no nice bf
>tfw no pass
>>5833292
faye pls dont
I love u
>>5833272
post pic
>>5833296
get on hrt, you've been memeing about being trans for forever without getting off your lazy ass and doing anything about it so noone believes you anymore when you say you're trans
>>5833291
That's not how projecting works.
>>5833282
Why kill yourself when you've got the perfect build to be a cute amazonian waifu
>>5833298
>parents are extremly homophobic
You're 24, that shouldn't matter at all. Hell I started hrt a week or two before I turned 18 while living with my parents and I initially thought they wouldn't be accepting.
>i rarely feel like i have any chance of ever passing
If you use that as a reason to put off getting on hrt you really will have no hope of passing.
>>5833236
Have you considered a black dress?
>>5833293
I think I might let myself get lost in the charm of a boy life that. Really happy for you.
>>5833292
are you actually going to detransition or is this a joke again?
>>5833292
Stfu faye
Fuck. Sorry...
>>5833313
that's exactly how it works, by projecting their suicidal tendencies onto others.
>>5833311
>leave chasers alone
why should i listen to your stupidity because of your bias towards being validated by him?
>>5833308
So anyone who isn't on hormones isn't trans?
>>5833308
>what is australias retarded healthcare system
>and implying you had your transition figured out at her age
eat shit
>>5833315
I've been thinking about it...
Seriously though, what style of dress works best on trans girls?
>>5833297
That's great! Shoot. Now I'm jealous of everyone. Maybe I'll try dating again next month, instead of waiting for June.
Unreal how lonely I get these days...
>>5833270
thats pretty normal, i still hate my jaw even after ffs so I understand what you mean
>>5833321
Telling someone to kill themselves isn't projecting. If I say that it's plainly obvious that you wish for the sweet release of death whilst being a sad empty depressed fuck myself, it's likely that I'm actually the one who wants to die. Now if I tell you to kill yourself, that's just because I'd honestly prefer it if you just killed yourself.
Kill yourself.
>>5833322
Kys
>>5833323
are you refusing to take hormones or are you in the process of getting there? two different things obviously?
>>5833311
> I know they're not real, I've very thoroughly established that they're not. On a rational level I see that I'm having some sort of dysmorphia, but that doesn't change what I see and the emotional response that follows.
Right, I know that; doing that sort of thing does seem to help get the emotional response under control as well, though.
>>5833331
you're obviously projecting.
>>5833322
I'm a chaser now?
>>5833323
its been FOREVER and you have done NOTHING twoards your transition but sit here and whine about it, maybe if you actually put effort into something related to it people would believe you
>>5833324
shes really not in a bad place
>>5833326
she could be on hrt within a few weeks, and have it ordered tomorrow if she actually cared enough to do it, but she just doesnt and is fine living as a guy
>>5833340
tell me you're not, since your word has so much weight to it. you're literally spending the time you could be using to look for employment to shitpost on a tranny general.
>>5833313
>You're 24, that shouldn't matter at all. Hell I started hrt a week or two before I turned 18 while living with my parents and I initially thought they wouldn't be accepting.
how shouldnt that matter?
they're paying my college and all my life, im midway in college because i get sick very often, which my parents pay too
Fuck it, I'm out for a tonight, I'm not in the mood to deal with this.
>>5833329
Go for it! Although actually I haven't done anything to deserve this, she's the one who went out of her way to contact me, hehe; I seriously don't deserve this kind of luck, but anyways I hope you end up being equally lucky. :)
>>5833327
Break your features down.
How high/low is your natural waist?
How broad are your shoulders? Hips?
What kind of breasts have you got?
How do your legs look?
Etc..., etc...
There's certainly general things, but this is your prom, right? Get the perfect dress for you, not some generic trans girl.
>>5833336
true but
>implying every transgirl transitioned younger in worse situations
>implying that if you dont immediately transition the second you know you're trans than you arent
>implying that shes a man just because shes afraid of how her friends and family will react
>>5833347
Neck yourself faggot.
>>5833324
Didn't notice I was making a friend distressed in a conversation cause missed the last half of a sentence and just feel bad now. IDK I'm one of those people who just feels like they have to say sorry a million times. Figured I'd just dump it here cause people usually ignore my posts anyways. I don't think they hate me I just feel like an idiot.
>>5833355
projections tend to be very transparent.
>>5833351
i specifically said "some of us".
making zero effort towards it is pretty telling that they aren't trans.
what is self-medding?
>>5833355
>You can take hrt without your parents knowing.
they will find out eventually.
also i take blood exams every month, cant they find out by that?
i still have many years in this house to take a risk
>>5833356
everything cool?
>>5833355
>What world do you live in where being trans is so glamorous someone would want to pretend to be trans
ugly chasers
>>5833359
My dad hasn't noticed anything in 3 years.
Thought those anons had finally stopped shitting on me but I guess not
I'll go back to being anon
>>5833348
Your being a sweetheart probably had a lot to do with it. But thank you for the well-wishing. I'll need it.
>>5833369
back to the chase on anon
>>5833369
>guess people would've changed their views towards cis male chasers overnight.
>guess not.
>guess i'll keep shitting up threads.
then you wonder why we want you gone. spineless as fuck.
>>5833369
not replying to them also works, they only shit on you because you react
>>5833359
>they will find out eventually.
You can hide it for quite awhile.
>i take blood exams every month
What for? And do you need to show your parents the results?
>i still have many years in this house to take a risk
And supposing you don't die you'll spend plenty more years living in your body and living with the consequences of your decision to start transition now or later. At the age of 24 you're approaching that cut-off point for potential passability in the future. Every day you're not on hrt is a day you'll be more masculine than the prior. If you're really trans the longer you put off transitioning the more you'll regret it.
>>5833342
Have you ever thought that some people just hate themselves enough, or are just plain so depressed, that they dont immediately jump out there and do the thing they want most deep down?
If kuppys not trans then I'm not either, nor just about anyone who transitioned after puberty
>>5833358
besides the one line I mentioned australia I was speaking with the assumption that shed self med, which she would need a mailbox and job for unless she came out and her parents were accepting
and shes young and still in school so if they dont then shes fucked for a while
>>5833369
Next time you come back you should probably say that you've started HRT, whether or not you really have; that seems to be what they give you the most shit about. Although I'm sure they'll just find something else to give you grief about, I don't really understand it.
>>5833380
This weekend I'll be free to look for a job
There's your answer ok
>>5833033
I actually can't believe I fucking did this I'm so retarded.
>be me
>16 y/o
>made a gp appointment
>was going to ask for a referral to a gender therapist
>got scared and couldn't stop thinking about it
>appointment rolls round and I just tell him some stupid shit about not being able to concentrate
>month later
>mind keeps drifting to hurting myself or thinking about what everyone would think if i killed myself
>enjoying college
>have great friends
>im just afraid of what my parents and what my friends would say, and I honestly just fucking can't bare it
I really need some advice, I'm getting pretty sick of living like a fucking hermit and not being able to function because I'm scared of what my peers will think of me.
>>5833390
okay sorry for asking?
>>5833378
i'm sure it has absolutely nothing to do with him being ignorant and literally unwilling to do anything to improve. notice they always deflect and straight up "leave" when confronted with criticisms that are valid?
>>5833386
you can get those things while still in school. he's just literally refusing to put in effort.
>>5833388
>you should be a pathological liar like kayla
oh, too late to suggest that.
>>5833386
i want to suck on your bulge and swirl your girl balls around in my mouth
>>5833397
tmi
>>5833367
I thought my dad hadn't noticed for the six months I was taking hormones without telling him; it turned out that he knew from like a month in but just wanted to stay out of my business. Probably this is going to be the same story with all my friends when I decide to come out to them and they tell me 'yeah dude, we know'. Why don't people say anything? ;_;
>check my blood tests
>T levels are within guy levels
so should i kill myself now or later? im already on 200mg spiro
>>5833401
now
Post a selfie of yourself right now.
>>5833401
>spiro
there's your problem. :')
>>5833401
Never. Give it time and keep working with your doctor, it's gonna be okay.
>>5833401
Were they absurdly high before starting or are you just resistant to spiro for some reason?
>>5833400
Only thing my dad has said was something about how certain things can mess up your hormone levels.
Sugar pills
>>5833391
You don't need to come out the moment you get on hrt, if you really are 16 you could be starting at a better point than most of us here in this thread did. Like I said to the other anon up there, starting hrt doesn't mean coming out right away, and the longer you go without starting the more you'll regret it.
>>5833401
If you're self-medding, you might not be getting a full dose, and could also consider ordering a stronger AA. If you're doing official, then idk, if your doc is willing to prescribe stronger AA you can ask, otherwise your T should eventually drop with time.
>>5833411
>admits they're tripdropping to shitpost
they are literally the definition of spineless.
>>5833411
mm salty girl balls
>>5833403
Is it time for a new tier-list already?
>>5833421
i was just pranking. spiro is fine.
>>5833419
Are you cute?
>>5833423
Grace is cute.
>>5833414
are you seriously going to make fun of someone for dropping trip because anons are attacking her and making her feel like garbage?
what the fuck is wrong with you
>>5833425
Trip on Grace
>>5833426
>trying to talk reason to them
>>5833426
"hey maybe you should actually use your time to do something productive towards transitioning instead of crying about your epic dysphoria feels on 4chan for hours every single day."
"no"
>>5833421
>ill try~
N E V E R. You're absolutely not allowed to. No "I'll try", I wanna hear "Okay Gracey, I won't kill myself and I'm gonna keep going and be the best girl ever"
>>5833423
>>5833428
>>5833425
Grace is cute. (For a boy I don't come close to passing yet lol)
hormones don't do absolutely anything (unless you already look fem before)
>>5833428
I'm not Grace.
>>5833432
Good thing I already looked fem then.
>>5833350
Oh, sorry for the late response, IDK anything about dresses really.
I am 5'11" with hips about 2'6" high
My shoulders are 16" across
No tits
Average legs, kinda' thick for a girl.
If I posted a pic would an anon help me?
>>5833433
Okay Grace
using this place to fill that big gaping whole of uncertainty that comes from realizing you're trans and suddenly extremely alone is dangerous, it's like getting into a relationship when you aren't stable and don't love yourself
>>5833430
Hey fuck you
I wasn't even crying about dysphoria today, I made no mention of my own personal dysphoria and you still come and attack me
Piss off
>>5833441
>implying you should only be judged on your current actions and not past actions you've made no efforts to change since.
that's not how it works, sir.
>>5833433
Whoever you are, thank you. <3
>>5833439
Trip on grace
>>5833426
i would like rub your tiny girl balls and lick the saltiness off of the skin inch by inch when you hadn't showered
>>5833434
Good for you, I am happy for you
[rages internally]
>>5833062
>when I'm detrans that's the real me
>when I'm detrans that's the real me
>bae
>>5833449
http://iwitnessbullying.org/
>>5833449
>>5833397
>>5833417
Please seek professional help.
>>5833453
I'm not even trolling. I was always mistaken for a girl when I was younger and throughout teenage years. I had long hair then too. I wonder if I'm one of the cases where I'm legit meant to be a girl but something triggered the Y chromosome instead. Yeah, it's nice to pass flawless but it's kind of annoying too. Since I'm pretty I get too much unwanted attention, sometimes I just want to be fucking left alone..
>tfw fleas biting me cause my cat has fleas
>>5833469
Get your cat treated already geez, how do you think your cat feels about it?
>>5833444
I'm sorry that I'm a pathetic lazy shit who won't get of their ass and work towards their desired goals.
There, now that I've fucking admitted it will you fuck off and leave me alone?
>>5833474
no. you're literally beneath kayla in terms of progression. kayla of all people. just let that sink in.
>>5833478
At least I don't attack people for no good reason
>>5833478
Kayla fucked around for years before doing shit about her gd, and has done nothing but fuck around since taking hormones. Stop talking out your ass.
>>5833480
those are pretty good reasons. it's the same reason everyone attacks kayla for being a fucking retard.
>>5833478
>>5833482
I meant Kayla attacking people dipshit
>>5833466
[rage intensifies]
>tfw no muff diapergal gf
>>5833473
I've tried everything. They're like super-fleas
>craving queso dip
>have had nothing but trash food all weekend
I really shouldn't but I reaaaaaallllyyyyy want to
>>5833491
But if your body is telling you it needs something, shouldn't it get it?
>>5833491
Whenever I crave junk food but I know I really shouldn't, I imagine myself having a loud poop session on the toilet and my crush could hear me. Have some fruits instead.
Lipstick color: I hate way to many flamin hot cheerios
>>5833489
muff? like hairy?
Why is he so perfect, girls? :3
>>5833496
Whatever
I'm done talking to you
Find someone else to berate in the mean time
>>5833494
She's not pregnant?
>know your leg is hurt
>know it's going to be painful
>know you're going to go down the worst hills you can find
>know you need the adrenaline
>know you need to forget and become the next you
>>5833498
Wow, I really need to get my eye brows down again
>tfw pregnant
>>5833497
Oh no, I don't want to imagine that!
>>5833500
Dan's hotter
>>5833501
classic kuppy avoidance. you realize no matter how much you try to kiss elanna's ass, you won't end up like her, right?
>>5833498
aren't u the singer from sum41?
>>5833494
My body has had enough delicious chips and dip this weekend, like, the past two days it had some, it does not need more tonight.
>>5833497
That's really gross but made me giggle lol. You've got a good point. Gross question but uhm, how does HRT affect "poop sessions"? I think it's made some changes for me :T
>>5833499
no
like muffins
the trip
dummy
>>5833508
>tfw you will never get pregnant
yes it is a potato. mirror isn't dirty just over 100 years old
>>5833504
You don't know that!
>>5833509
Or imagining yourself with a flabby gut while having sex with them works. Junk food is necessary for a healthy diet too, you don't want to drive yourself insane there. But if you know you shouldn't, you probably shouldn't. I'm not anorexic or anything, just a healthy superficial gal.
>you will never have a friend to drag you out of your neet cave in grilmode
i love all of you so much
>>5833517
>You will never clean cyba's mirror
>>5833510
Wow, ur wrong
>>5833513
It's been known to make some changes in your bowel movements. How is it different? If you don't want to share, that's completely fine.
>>5833525
would sexbang/10
>>5833523
Go to bed Mirin.
>>5833520
But I already have a flabby gut. ;_; I didn't really until I started HRT, my sister has something of a fat belly too despite not being particularly overweight so maybe it's genetic for girls in my family... I guess I need to start getting serious about diet and exercise.
>>5833521
..i'm here.
>>5833527
I think this is the best way I can put it: I'm pretty sure my body is preparing me to take a dick :T
>>5833521
Where is your neetcave, maybe we can find someone nearby to be that friend for you.
apparently these are men's socks somehow
>>5833524
That's just how glass looked 100+ years ago when my great grandfather bought it
>>5833531
But not here.
>>5833534
Sweden
>>5833533
Looser stools or impacted stools forcing you to use an enema? Sorry, a bit ambiguous for me. :')
>have to take medicine as a suppository
>dad asks "are you okay doing that? have you ever done anything like that before?"
>>5833535
Cute socks, bro.
>>5833505
faye pls im worried about you ;~;
>>5833533
Eww Grace, eww. (Although yeah...)
>>5833517
I like your outfit
>>5833536
i'll start saving. hopefully my voice isn't disgusting by the time i see you..
>>5833505
Are you going skiing?
>>5833537
Y'know what I'll just talk to my doc next month this is too embarrassing lol
>>5833543
IM SORRY I THOUGHT I COULD ASK THIS WITHOUT IT GETTING TOO GROSS BUT I WAS WRONG ;_;
>>5833505
>become the next you
what is this flowery hon shit?
>>5833536
Oh. Well I guess it's time for you to move someplace like Portland if you want someone to drag you out of your neetcave at times, either that or find someone local.
>>5833547
Ah, no problem. I think I know what you mean and although it's not talked about for obvious reasons, it's not abnormal. :)
>>5833535
Boy socks best socks
>>5833541
I want to hurt
>tfw u will never be one of the lucky passers who were always androgynous and cute and now easily pass for girls
>tfw you will always have a big ugly nose, small deep set eyes with a scary serial killer look, short eyelashes, thin upper lip and a big ugly head of a brawny bully
>>5833547
"Hey doc, I think my body is preparing itself to take a dick, is this normal?"
>>5833547
Haha, sorry, I didn't mean to make it sound like I was actually seriously grossed out. I've had some trouble myself but I assumed it was because spiro was dehydrating me.
today i went to the birthday of a trans friend and i my mom knows she is trans and asked me if there were more weird people like her, i said yes and she said "oh so you were the only normal one"
real girls read books like this
>>5833553
cute. post sole.
>>5833554
before transition I was beefcake mcfattybro, anything is possible anon, follow your dreams.
>>5833553
please don't hurt :c
thats not good.
bad
bad faye
>>5833548
I will always be trapped in the ugly larval state since I am a repulsive manhon who's more masculine than 98% of all men today.
>>5833555
Oh my god this so embarrassing but I'm dying I hate all of you lmao
>>5833550
Thanks anon lol, sorry!
>>5833557
Idk Joan I'm sure my doctor will have an answer next month and my butt will survive until then lol
>>5833562
I know this feel all too well
>>5833554
dw about it.
Not every girl has to look 10/10 super model quality, plus you'll always see yourself not as good looking as others perceive you.
Cis girls have the advantage of living under the microscope their whole lives.
>>5833560
Nothing is possible, I am 1 year on HRT and I don't pass. My Slav genes doomed me from the get go.
fucking stretch marks never go away. how am I supposed to wear shorts this summer when I look like an animal was trying to claw through my thigh
>>5833572
>tfw stretch makes are going away
what is this sorcery?
>>5833572
>I look like an animal was trying to claw through my thigh
Pretend you work with animals!
>>5833572
tell them you have a rescued cat
>>5833570
>tfw 3 years hrt and don't pass
>tfw will never enter the butterfly stage like 99% trips here
>tfw don't even care that this is honspeak
>>5833580
Idktf
>>5833570
You can pass with Slav genes. I mean, I have Slav genes and I don't pass, but I think some other people can, and maybe you're going to be one of them!
>>5833580
>tfw nearly 5 year hrt don't pass.
>>5833528
But Dan's not a bear, that means Jon is superior by defaut :u
>>5833559
I don't have a sole, I lost it years ago
>>5833591
We will settle this, ones and for all :D
http://strawpoll.me/7017213
>>5833582
>tfw you become a butterfly but you wanted to be a cute fuzzy moth instead
;_;
>>5833594
is that what i think it is poking out of your jeans?
>>5833585
I get misgendered every day so no I am not one of them. There is no way I am ever going to pass.
>>5833594
LEWD
>>5833590
Why not?
>>5833596
I don't follow web celebs, which one is a transgirl in denial again?
>>5833599
>master cock
>little faye
>faye's willie
>>5833606
genetics and can't afford ffs.
>>5833594
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
If you don't pass, why don't you pass? Do you think you will eventually?
>>5833596
>look up Danny Sexbang
>expect someone similar to Jon Tron
>fug he's actually kinda attractive
>>5833611
1) because of my height (6 foot), my face (rugged masculine) and my body (narrow pelvis + wide shoulders)
2) no
>>5833611
>5´10"
>manly as fuck face
>16" shoulders
>no hips
>big feet and hands
>too ugly to even pass as human
>huge man ears
>extremely deep voice
>>5833600
Do you exercise?
>>5833594
lol agp masterdom
>>5833618
is that you lain?
>>5833618
>>5833615
This is a cis female
Honestly height is irrelevant when it comes to passing. What's more important is generally how you conduct yourself and how you dress.
If you atleast look a little androgynous, have long hair, and wear highly feminine clothes, you probably won't be mis-gendered.
>>5833510
OH GOD YES DANNY PLS
I don't think i like sex or would ever have sex with any white guy except Danny
Did yall see the new videos for the cover songs. He was so cute in them
>>5833614
>tfw no crazy haired jewish husbando to play retro vidya with
y even life
>>5833611
1) height (6'4"), bone structure, face (although that can be taken care of with surgery at some point I guess), voice (I need to practice), general demeanor (ditto).
2) Probably not, but I'll give it my best shot.
>>5833624
no, i've heard it. mine is deeper. also when your throat is better i would love to talk more.
>>5833625
i have long hair and wear androgynous clothesbut everyone calls me "sir" anyway
>>5833628
Danny is cute, but Jon is just so hot :3 I want to make love with him :c
>>5833628
>tfw no bf to play vidya with while he plays with your hair and touches you
>tfw Faye is going to hold ur hand
>>5833630
Stop trying to be masculine Faye
Just accept it
You're a cute girl
http://strawpoll.me/7017252
http://strawpoll.me/7017252
http://strawpoll.me/7017252
>>5833618
try being
>5'11
>andrew lincoln face
>19" shoulders
>big feet and hands (veiny)
>no hips
>big dadbelly
>holocaust survivor chest
>huge protruding man ears
>fag voice
>>5833630
W-what
>>5833632
Voice chat is spooky and your voice wasn't deep plz
>>5833625
I don't know what people gender me but I have long hair, a man face and wear boy and andro clothes.
>>5833633
>androgynous clothes
See you're problem is that I said
>wear highly feminine clothes
>>5833637
you lucky bitch
>>5833644
you know i don't bite. it's something we can ease into until you're comfortable. i just want to be here to support you. voice will do a great deal for both of us.
>>5833643
I look like this except long brown hair and i'm a fat piece of shit.
>>5833647
I don't know what I did to deserve this ^.^
>>5833651
You can make it
>>5833625
you're really retarded, right?
a 2m MALE is way different bodywise than a 2m FEMALE. Or you think a 2m guy is going to have a body like that? lol, i can laugh just from imagining the broad shoulders
>>5833651
So what you're saying is you look nothing like that.
>>5833645
I don't want people to laugh at me
>>5833636
>tfw no bf to slyly slip his hands down your top to distract you midgame
>tfw no bf to slyly lift your skirt and trace his fingers up your thigh when the trick with the top doesn't work
>tfw you don't just end up fugging on the couch
;~;
>>5833627
I havn't seen the new vids, is this another star bomb vidyo :D
>>5833635
Personal opinions, Jon is definitely cute tho
>>5833654
I already failed ;_;
>>5833656
I have those features kind of.
>>5833658
I've always just wanted to get tickled and poked playfully while playing vidya
>>5833594
pic related
>>5833585
somik chan is a slav
>>5833596
danny but only because jontron is so fat that when he has a heart attack while fucking you in the anus you will suffocate and die from the weight
>>5833618
16" shoulders are fine
>>5833636
tfw no bf/transgirl to succ while they play vidya
>>5833658
What is this sorcery
>>5833665
those moles are gross
>>5833644
You aren't going to care about that as much eventually, so why don't you concentrate on the good stuff until you don't care any more
>>5833664
or you could cuddle them and playfully distract them while playing.
succing is pretty tempting tho
What if Maddie got drunk and went to go pick up a gay man at the bar and got raped/HIV?
this thread gets worse every year, cyba is new and i already hate her a lot, faye is getting worse every month and this place is full of trips hugboxing each other just like reddit.
>>5833671
There's no good stuff :-)
>>5833677
What's wrong with Cyba?
>>5833678
Make it good then
>>5833673
>tfw you made a game out of succing ex that was a DJ while he was on the decks, and gauged success by skipping his records
>>5833684
I look like edgar.
>>5833611
>only three months on estrogen
>masculine face
>p bad hairline
Checking to see if my little baby regrowth hairs have become full size hairs yet is a curse, it's like watching grass grow. I might pass eventually tho idk
>>5833677
Cyba is okay and faye is kinda funny. There are worse trips here than that?
>>5833682
attention whore AGP
>doing lewd on skype with the boyfriend
>he tells me to put 2 fingers in my butte
>it hurts like heck, he cums from my moans and i'm left unsatisfied
;~;
>>5833677
>full of trips hugboxing each other just like reddit.
It def goes on with some people but not all of them. Depends on how nice they are.
>>5833689
the uglies, kayla and angie
>>5833686
On the decks?
>>5833690
I didn't get that impression.
>>5833436
I'll take the lack of response as a no
>>5833693
>angie
>trip
>>5833690
meh
she seems ok to me
>>5833693
It's funny angie is still so hideous after the FFS.
>>5833699
how long have you been here?
im pretty sure i have been seeing her going full AGP since she came here, posting feets, nudes, belly all the time
>>5833658
Its nsp, they did covers of take on me and everybody wants to rule the world. The take on me video was especially well done.
>>5833696
Mixing, spinning, playing records etc., and in this case failing at it because of succ
In a long term thing, you start to get creative in your methods of sucking penis :S
>>5833677
I hate how much looks are mentioned, and I hate meme words like hug boxing, trip, and agp, literally eternal memes I'm forced to see 50 times a day as if they have meaning
>>5833710
Kero kero
>>5833673
>>5833677
why do you hate me?
>>5833680
still legally male
>>5833688
just stop paying attention to it. one day you'll look at your face and it will all be grown in
>>5833690
while can be an attention whore at times (no one to talk to irl) I am not agp. probably transbian.
>>5833692
trips go anon to be brutal.
>>5833691
use lube
>>5833705
That's better than seeing the same old anime pics over and over. lol soles are agp?
>>5833710
same with the 50 anime images that are posted 20 times every day
>>5833716
Kero kero kero!
>>5833719
kero kero?
>tfw ugly hulking permahon
>tfw look in the mirror just now
>tfw I totally pass, just need to finish laser and get bangs and I'll look literally fine, probably don't even need surgery
what the fuck
why does my brain do this to me, idk if it's false hope or if I'm just delusional the rest of the time
WHICH IS THE LIE
>>5833722
You're delusional the rest of the time.
>>5833722
bdd
>>5833721
Ke kero
>>5833709
Sounds hot desu
Imagine that while he is on stage (or did you actually do that?)
>>5833725
you're fat
>>5833727
Yuuuupp
>>5833693
kayla is batshit insane annoying
angie is the same but to a lesser degree
cyba shows too much nudes
cfh is just fucking weird and creepy
amy victoria just attention whores never posts anything else
elanna is mostly attention whoring and whining
faye is sometimes creepy
bexe is too emotional about dumb meaningless shit and kind of retarded
mirin is too susan's place
i mostly like everyone in here ;)
>>5833722
>tfw ugly hulking permahon
iktf.
>>5833733
>amy victoria just attention whores never posts anything else
yeah p much. I fish for compliments more than a cis girl on facebook.
>>5833726
Lewd af .///.
Sadly never did that, I was pretty occupied mixing as well the times we did parties.
>>5833733
>no complaints about me
>i never got any cyba nudes
Well this is turning into a poor morning
>>5833744
you're irrelevant. at least cfh is a creep.
>>5833733
Yay someone paid attention to me
>>5833733
>faye is sometimes creepy
gooooooooo onnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>5833733
what about me
>>5833733
True enough. Maddie cries too much but she's nice enough.
>>5833733
I am convinced that Kayla is trolling 90% of the time
>>5833744
I only emailed 2 people my nudes. except that time I posted my vitiligo penis on unsee. cc
>>5833748
a lot of anons think her fucking blacks is gross
>>5833748
Ain't nothing wrong with that if it works, I'm a sad pathetic creature that feeds on (You)s
>>5833750
Ur a qt
>>5833752
yeah i think kayla trolls more than 90%. it's the fact she does it at all. for oddish, who cares. let her fuck whoever she wants. suck a black dick, lick a white girl, have a party honey
>>5833754
kuppy? grow some self esteem and don't take shit from bullies. it's tragic how easily bullied you are
hey Faye I found your british counterpart
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2916146/I-living-lie-says-British-Army-s-transgender-officer-Soldier-says-tour-Afghanistan-nudge-needed-change-way-life.html
>>5833554
move to the UK anon, the majority of our cis girls look like pic related or worse so as long as you get laser and train your voice it'll be fine
>>5833759
[email protected]
I think it's odd. I would never do it, but if it makes you happy... I have a much more taboo attraction so it seems pretty "normal" to me
>>5833766
You can't have guns in the UK. Pretty shit country imo
>>5833766
Faye went to Afghanistan?
>>5833769
>more taboo
^code for incest
>>5833655
shoulders like cis female model Rain Dove (pic related, on the left)?
>>5833773
I believe she said she was in the military as a boy for 8.5 years
>tfw you have bdd
>tfw you're ugly as fuck
>tfw you're an annoying attention whore and noone likes you
time for bed I think. goodnight
>>5833779
I like you Elanna. Sleep well.
>>5833766
>‘In Afghanistan I was living an act, I was acting for everyone around me,’ she said.
>"There was no let-up where I could stop the act. Previously, I relished my own time where I could be honest with myself."
I know this feel, I was basically just executing my programming
>>5833773
I went to Iraq
>tfw he pulls out his 7 x 2 cock
>>5833777
You're doing every god's work atm anon.
>>5833766
No wonder most of you say I pass.
how is it that NONE of you are my gf?
i am so angry wow
>>5833769
>more taboo
Dogs, huh...
>>5833787
Was 911 an inside job?
>>5833790
I want this
>>5833794
Are you the same one from earlier?
>>5833797
No, the Iraq war was tho
>>5833800
>Are you the same one from earlier?
i dont think so
i have girlfriend-posted in the past though
>>5833777
>>5833655
>>5833791
whoops, wrong pic of her, meant to post this one, she's on the left
>>5833764
I'm just spineless as fuck and terrible at fighting
I tend to just accept it mostly
>>5833803
How does it make you feel having served in a false flag war? Not being coy, but I do want to ask a veteran who shares this belief.
>>5833779
Don't think that way about yourself
Sleep well
>>5833821
What I did was work on a small team to go after actual terrorists that we were 100 certain were aiming to kill massive amounts of civilians, or had already done so. This is including the head of Isis, back when it was just aq running across the boarders in fear.
I'm not ashamed of stopping "isis" from killing everyone they did for a couple years
>>5833790
>tfw
>>5833829
>its illegal
>it isnt bestiaity, incest, pedo or necro
I...i have no clue.
>>5833779
I think you're pretty. And i like you. I just dont always have anything to say to you because you're sort of in this intimidating nexus where i wanna talk to you but have no clue what to say. Night.
>>5833832
Faye could you beat me up?
>>5833829
You're one of them homosexuals, aren't you?
it's incest. jeez.
>>5833843
>>5833753
why
I dont get it
>>5833843
How an you be cousins with a dog?
>>5833832
How many confirmed kills do you have?
>>5833829
do you want to have sex with retards
>>5833864
nope
Anyone have any tips on how to soothe yourself when you feel dysphoric or have been clocked?
>>5833866
Is it rape? Pretty sure rape is illegal.
>>5833870
copious amounts of alcohol
>>5833874
New trip, Red?
>>5833872
nope not into rape
>>Tfw you've had a carbon monoxide machine the WHOLE TIME
who else knows this feel?
>>5833880
>comparing me to that
rude prank.
>>5833870
distract yourself with other things like playing vidya or rampant shitposting on this very site or listen to music so loud in your car that you have to yell to sing along to lyrics that work too well for whatever mood you're in
>>5833844
post bulge
>>5833881
incest?
>>5833881
is it an inanimate object
>mfw laying in bed texting faye for an hour
nini mtfg
>talk to maddie for real
>within 5 minutes you realize she might be one of the most amazing people you have ever met
>>5833905
<3<3<3
>>5833910
you cant go to jail for being attracted to something illegal
is it old people with alzheimers
>>5833910
You're actually gonna go to jail? Woah cyba, that means you've actually done the illegal thing you fetishize
>>5833910
is it people who are a day away from being of legal age
>>5833910
so is it brothers?
marrying first cousins isn't illegal in the USA or UK so it's not that
>>5833929
can you give us a hint jeez
>>5833891
>nice
but it's true..
i hate literally all of you
>>5833940
>just recently started liking living
necrophilia?
>>5833945
thanks i like you too
>>5833940
It's incest ain't it?
You didn't respond to any of the posts suggesting it was
>>5833947
im reporting you to the police have a nice life in prison
>>5833957
hello, police? cyba said she did something illegal. i'm not sure what it is, but it's definitely illegal.
>>5833962
forced pregnancy fetish confirmed
>>5833965
nope also that's not illegal afaik
>>5833947
The increased chance of creating life that is forever less than the majority of society, however small, is imo too large a risk to take in exchange for getting off.
Incest is hot in wapanese comics anyways. A+ fetish. Personally, my sibings are all disgusting and i couldnt feel romantically toward any of them if i tried. Well, that is, the ones i know. I have two siblings out in the world who i don't know and its actually kinda scary to think i could run into them any time. Another reason to avoid dating whitey. I'm rambling.
>>5833960
>>5833957
Conspiracy to commit incest is probably not a crime any govt. would really want to pursue.
d-do I p-p_ass?
>>5833970
please sing to me.
>>5833975
you can't get ahead in life like that.
>>5833977
>>5833978
>>5833980
oh. thank you.
>>5833970
Don't like white people, Oddish?
>>5833992
she only fucks blacks
>>5833992
[obligatory coalburner meme]
am i fucked?
>>5833993
isn't oddish a full blown tumblr/sjw/sissy/cuck?
>>5833996
trip on raifu
lol cyba wants to fuck her brotherrrrr~~~
equal parts gross and cute desu
is he more bearish or twinkish, cyba?
>>5833996
no
>>5833996
Literally the only thing this picture shows us is that you have wide shoulders. If you want a useful judgement, post your face in passgen.
>>5834006
i'm almost certain face will be fine so i'm not that worried about that
>>5834001
not that person sorry
>>5834003
did my best
is this ok?
>>5834019
yep, that standard range is really low
>>5834015
if your face is fine, those shoulders will be fine
your neck muscles are pretty small too
you'll want to check out fashion mags to see what clothes suits them best, but it'll be fine
>>5834028
thanks!
>>5833962
Whatever your fetish may be
I ain't judging
>>5834033
apart from my *alleged* fetish I am a cookie cutter transbian
>>5834041
I thought you were bi?
>>5834043
yep. I could probably only be in a relationship with another trans girl
>>5834027
thanks for the input
>>5834029
you think so anon? here's head to scale and fuck it nobody will recognize me
>>5834045
I think I understand
I'm bi but sometimes I feel only a relationship with another trans girl could work
>>5833966
>laws
Pft, chyea, well. Doesnt stop the tru fans, raifu. Just buy a lil doggy bachelor tux online and find a blind pastor. Where there's a will.
>>5833977
Sure thing
https://clyp.it/ol1udbm0
>>5833986
White girl, i know for certain.
>>5833993
Technically i dont fuck anyone because I'm aromantic
>>5833997
No, i like cucking. Not being cucked.
>>5834052
nice trolling bro
>>5834058
What makes you feel that btw?
>>5834065
not trolling, why would you think i am?
>>5834060
thank you! you have a nice voice btw.
>i like cucking.
sick fuck. :')
>>5834068
.....
>>5834071
honestly anon if i'm that fucked that you think i'm trolling ;_;
>>5834073
no that's not what i meant
>>5834066
Idk but I think only trans girls would "get" me. They know what dysphoria, clocking, etcetera feels like
>>5834069
>you have a nice voice
Thank you! If only it were a girls :')
>sick fuck
:'''')
>>5834075
well what did you mean then? sorry
>>5834077
iktf
I feel like a cis girl or guy would kinda just act like "get over it" when mentioning stuff like dysphoria
transgirl relationship seems pretty great though, but I don't know any irl
>>5834078
i'd imagine the singing background would help you have a higher understanding of finding notes and such? i can't detect pitch, i need a visual indicator. my main problem is being incapable of actually talking at higher pitch. holding the note has become the easy part.
=^)
will I pass mtfg
>>5834079
you come here as "pleb". you changed your hair and took your glasses off and now you're trying to come off as someone else. do i even need to tell you this? it's obviously you.
>>5834090
no i swear to god i'm not them, i just wanted input
>>5834087
exactly, I wish we weren't so rare. I am going to tranny mecca (Portland, Oregon) to rectify this situation.
thread is dead.
>>5834086
>>5834090
pleb is LITERALLY asleep. she has a completely different nose, her eyes are a different colour and that's not her house. also pleb is fat.
>>5834095
I'm just gonna either hope I meet one irl
or get a long distance relationship
>>5834052
don't slouch
you need to work on your posture, work on your eyebrows and look for pics of cis women with your face type so you can figure out a different hairstyle
not sure whether long hair would suit you
and GET ON HRT
>>5834089
get hrt
work on posture
fix eyebrows
get bangs & ponytail
get a waist training corset
take much better care of your skin
and yeah, quite possibly, can't really see your jaw though
>>5834106
is there anywhere reliable to get it without a prescription anymore? i can't get one because reasons
>>5834117
inhousepharmacy.vu
>tfw you comit formating errors and must deleted your post.
>tfw you comit the error 2 times more.
>>5834119
>>5834119
>>5834077
This is how i feel at this point. I just want a romantic ace life partner to hold me and make me feel pure.
We r all chases anyway
>>5834088
I can talk in a pitch that falls in a female range, i do have trouble with sustain still, amd especially with varying my pitch enough.
But singing and speaking in a girl voice are different things.
https://clyp.it/wmonkzlp
>>5834089
Phone in front of face
Be honest
http://strawpoll.me/7017702
http://strawpoll.me/7017702
http://strawpoll.me/7017702
>>5834089
Not with those Grindr style photos.
