fit and strong girls edition.
>tfw no fit dominant gf.
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>>5834119
great thread roastie
>tfw ffs won't fix you.
will I pass mtfg
>>5834119
>tfw saw a woman at work today who had high test thighs and a soft but built looking upper body
>tfw had no idea I was into this but she was the hottest thing ive ever seen
>>5834129
that can actually kill you anon
>>5834130
Girly haircut and clothes will help you
>>5834130
You look like a pretty cool dude.
>>5834134
i'm well aware.
>>5834140
i wanted to die so badly. This taken was over a year ago I am just posting out of boredom
Repost because new thread
>>5834077
This is how i feel at this point. I just want a romantic ace life partner to hold me and make me feel pure.
We r all chases anyway
>>5834088
I can talk in a pitch that falls in a female range, i do have trouble with sustain still, amd especially with varying my pitch enough.
But singing and speaking in a girl voice are different things.
https://clyp.it/wmonkzlp
>>5834089
Phone in front of face
>>5834148
Sorry, didn't mean to bring back bad memories. I've seen more recent pictures of you and you pass fine.
>>5834151
don't be sorry, I asked for it
thanks:-)
>>5834149
>tfw you just want to listen to tripfu forever.
fuck.
>>5834148
Wow
You've changed a lot
>>5834130
I never would've guessed that you;d pass. you have such a strong brow and chiseled jawline + slav features
>>5834158
slav features?
>>5834149
>tfw you just want to listen to tripfu forever.
Blind pls
>>5834162
at least i don't quote myself. :')
Good morning all
>>5834165
i've been here every single day for the last few months. i'm just too much of a pussy to ever say hello.
>thinking about the concept of relationships
>realize I'm scared as fuck of relationships yet for some reason want to be in one
>feel like I wouldn't ever be comfortable doing anything physical with anyone or even being undressed in front of someone else
>still get the warm tingling feeling in my chest when I think about cuddling or kissing someone I'm interested in
fug, I don't know what to think. I'm so confused, where did this random bout of self-reflection come from?
>I ask myself "what do I want in a relationship?"
>honestly can't come up with an answer to this. I feel scared all the time and I just want someone that I can feel completely comfortable with. I've got a million and one insecurities and kind of want someone to help alleviate them but I don't want to burden someone with them or make someone feel like it's their job to make me feel good about myself. All my life I've been made to feel like I don't belong, and have been surrounded by people who seem to be in happy relationships or have a best friend, and I just want to feel like I belong, like I'm a normal person that can actually connect with someone else that won't abandon me or forget about me within a month of me meeting them. I feel like these are things that I should be fulfilling myself, but for whatever reason I feel like I can't do it and I need the help of someone else.
>"why would someone want to be with me?"
>I want to be with the people that I want to be with because they've comforted me in dark times and made me feel comfortable and happy, and I don't think I've ever made someone feel that way about me. I don't know why someone would want to be in a relationship with me, I don't even know why people would want to be in a relationship with someone else. like, I can't even conceptualize the idea of relationships since I've never had one and everything that I've tried to go for has ended terribly
holy shit I didn't mean to hit text limit.
>>5834160
idk i think its harder for some slavic people to pass but then there's rawr
>>5834167
Good morning! Feeling better today?
>>5834171
Congrats
I honestly think you look rather cute now
>>5834169
tl;dr I'm scared of intimate interaction but crave it at the same time
>>5834184
>you have no excuse.
i'm blind, i can't see my keyboard. :')
i'm okay. going to the city at the end of this month to sort things out and unwind. still waiting for the sweet embrace of death.
>>5834192
Yeah, and I mean I don't like the fact that I'm a virgin while simultaneously being so afraid of sex that I'll probably wait several months after starting a relationship with someone before we do anything sexual
>fit and strong edition
Aight STRONGEST TRIPS POWER LIST:
faye (over THREE HUNDRED confirmed kills)
Me
Everyones siblings
Kayla
Anonymous chasers
The rest of the trips (equally weak)
>>5834189
Is death my nickname now? Thats rather harsh dont you think
>>5834197
>forget I still have a lot of arm strength and end up making people's grocery bags really heavy because I think I'm weak and it feels light to me.
>>5834197
>The rest of the trips (equally weak)
I may be weak but I'm still gonna kick your ass
>>5834197
Can confirm am weak as fuck.
>>5834197
>you
>ever embracing me
nobody wants to touch me, i'm a hon. :')
also
>me
>not strongest
bitches don't respect my t-rage.
>>5834211
I'd feel more uncomfortable with a stranger than I would with the person I'm currently interested in
>>5834211
I will spend an outrageous amount of money just to whoop some butt. In style, too.
>>5834197
> bottom of the might list
That's a lovely dream that may never be reality.
>>5834211
What gun do you recommend, Cyba?
>>5834221
>my local scheels has one for 4000usd
Go get it, you can't put a price on the second amendment that you'll totally protect with it. If I had the cash and an FOID I'd totally be hoarding funs just because I'm sexually attracted to guns.
Cool I killed the thread, goodnight /mtfg/, go the heck to sleep Em.
>>5834222
ccw: glock 43
battle rifle: 80% ar15 chambered in 300 blackout + 80% glock
anti-material: barett 50 cal
sniping:Accuracy International AWM (pictured in this post coincidentally (>>5834225)
>>5834225
I can't afford it unfortunately.
>>5834241
>not buying a glock 20 for le ebin meme 10mm ammo
>>5834241
Lol
>>5834243
9mm is so ubiquitous that any other round doesn't make sense
>>5834240
>last one
shame.
>I'm going to choke you with my legs until you fall asleep
tripfu PLS.
>>5834248
>tfw this board's memes devalue manliness
>>5834258
Ye
I wanna shoot some guns to get all the stress out
Good night Cyba
>>5834257
When do i get to see your face blind anon
Our relationship is so counter balanced, you never spoil me
>>5834266
i'm the one called blind for a reason. you'd be taking my identity if you saw me.
i'll show you after ffs :')
>>5834268
Blind pls i just want you to let me pamper you
>>5834270
>went from aroused to laughing within two images.
thanks tripfu.
besides you wouldn't pamper me i have ugly feet :'(
gonna try to go to sleep now
>ever since the third grade I've cuddled up to a pillow imagining it was somebody there falling asleep with me
>this escalates my interest in others because when I start being interested in someone they become the person I think about when I fall asleep
I wish I could just have normal human emotions and not be an autist that is desperate for someone to love me.
>reading manga
>out of nowhere it hits you hard
i didnt ask for these feels tonight ;_;
>>5834275
Yo straight up that carlin gif makes me laugh every time, it's perfect
Also i would massage your feet of you asked. I mean, i cant promise you I'll be ecstatic, like "wow these feet are the best I've ever played with", but thats mostly because i met the best feet of my life already and i really dont think ANYTHING could top them. But you would enjoy.a massage anyway.
>>5834284
>tfw inferiority complex.
it's an amazing gif. i needed that smile. my day was tense and fucking terrible.
also
>me being assertive
lol.
>>5834282
Goodnight. Don't think about someone you're interested in tonight. Think about cuddling a tiger :3
>>5834283
I
Ouch that's heavy.
>>5834284
>>5834287
Pic related
>>5834287
Adorable, you're letting me take the lead. Blind, do you want a foot massage? Do you want me to stretch your pads and pressure your arches? I get between the toes. Awww, widdle bwind wants a masswage
>>5834293
pls muh brain. don't you have work tomorrow?
>>5834292
I wish I could be cuddling my Tigger, but I think she's moved on and would rather not hear from me...
>>5834295
This could be us but you playin
>>5834292
I'm also both curious and confused to know that mirin is not blind. Who is mirin, why do they obsesse over my hair
>>5834292
she's the only girl that hasn't abandoned me after telling her i have feelings for her and she's been my best friend for 2 years. the only reason things are different now is because she's single for the time since I've come back to washington. but she's also not sure about getting into another relationship at the moment.
She has told me she'd be interested in seeing where things go between us but when I initially moved back up she was already in a relationship. We're planning on hanging out more regularly now, we hung out yesterday and we're planning on hanging out when our mutual friend from my old home town is no longer sick since he said he really wants to see me again.
>>5834302
>thinking i was mirin
w o w.
>>5834305
Well I think especially in the place you're in right now, the sort of non commital, thing it slow pace is good. Just keep spending more time together.
>>5834311
bitches better step off before i throw hands.
>>5834312
That's all I want really. I told her I wanted to see where things go after we hang out a few more times and spend more time around each other again. She didn't say no but she did tell me that she was currently trying to find what direction life was going to take her and that she was just leery of getting into another relationship at the time. She told me that she's glad I told her I still have feelings for her and we still have plans to hang out again.
Be honest
http://strawpoll.me/7017702/
http://strawpoll.me/7017702/
http://strawpoll.me/7017702/
>>5834311
I totally appreciate that. Im actually coming to love how creeped out people get by me being over the top. I just have lots of love to give<3
You and blind is my new ship I want to hear stories of you going out for ice cream and going to aquariums. Bb I only wanted you for hair pics.
Post hair plzzzzzz
>>5834314
You hey, pretty lady, I want you and oddish to have all the footrubs and headpats. I never want to get in the way of Trutrans™ love <3
>>5834322
I am in a permanent state of butt blastedness
>>5834324
>pretty
i'm a hon.
>headpats
cancer.
>love
what is?
>>5834314
lmao
>>5834320
The sounds really great. Promising. But obviously please don't bank on this flourishing. I've been in the same situation before and was crushed when nothing came of it. I'm not saying it's going to happen. In fact by what you said I think it won't, but please look after yourself. It can sting.
>>5834329
you wanna fuck with me, kiddo? psshhh.
http://strawpoll.me/7017875
http://strawpoll.me/7017875
http://strawpoll.me/7017875
sorry for being gross it just seems to be a thing
>>5834333
ye m8 i do
>>5834328
>>pretty
>i'm a hon.
Me too!
>>headpats
>cancer.
Look. At. This. Picture.
>>love
>what is?
It's when you put your Penis in her Penis.
>>5834332
I just want to be happy and she's the only person I feel really comfortable around and even if we don't end up in a relationship, I'll still have fun hanging out with her. I've gone through too many rejections to really even be affected by them any more.
>>5834338
ye ama
>>5834339
ok lets do this. *unsheathes*
for real how are you pal :)
>>5834341
cancer. md5'd.
>docking
well fuck seems i've never been in love.
>>5834341
>tfw keep thinking about neighbors dick
>>5834346
im good, just getting my shit together so i can move out. how goes the campaign of love?
>>5834348
What about it? Have you seen it? I need every detail. I'm thiirrrrssssty af rn.
>>5834351
I only ever see his bulge =[
>>5834349
one of those things that slipped my mind. maybe in another lifetime.
>>5834350
seeing my ex at the end of the month. i don't think we're going to get back together but he's good at helping me with some of my issues.
>>5834354
good shit man, i think it'll do you a world of good :)
>>5834349
alright, actually going to bed now. I'll try not to get my hopes up too high like last time, I certainly know how bad it can go
>>5834358
it'd be nice to see if i can mimic being a human again. if not i can always go shoot up a school before i die or something.
>>5834364
rofl
>>5834365
i can't be completely useless before my time is up.
>>5834366
take out chad and stacey for me bb xo
>>5834369
those memes don't exist here.
Fayexmaddie best ship evar
>>5834368
hes dating again anyways so lol...
>>5834371
Oddishxblind actually.
>>5834370
>>5834380
aha ;3
>>5834380
It begins
>>5834341
God damn I need to experience head pats and other aggressively sensual forms of non-sexual physical affection.
>>5834386
I want a scalp massage. Headpats don't do it, for me anymore, they were a gateway drug. I've moved on to harder stuff
>>5834375
Murder his dates on the date then present yourself as the alpha female while still being subservient. Seriously this shit is so simple.
>>5833693
>>5833704
>angie
Meh, I get different opinions.
There are people here who find even the top trips to be ugly.
So it really doesn't matter
>>5834402
That's one of the sexiest things I've ever heard.
>>5834371
faye has a gf irl senpai
hi
>>5834445
Who cucks the shit out of her
>>5834448
what up
>>5834450
nm
coming down from a trip, adri is passed out holding on to one of my arms so I'm posting with one hand lol
>>5834453
sounds fun. i want to stay up but i have no energy.
>>5834119
a post
>>5834455
I literally am unable to sleep even though I wish I could be sound asleep like adri is right now. I still have a few more hours till I'll be able to sleep, until then, I guess it's just me.
>>5834442
Im sorry but you got surgery so it does matter
how the fuck do I learn to let go of my internalised transphobia? I don't seem able to accept the fact that this is a part of me, I just feel like a disgusting faggoty man with a mental illness similar to anorexia and that kind of thing where I don't see my body how I should. I feel revolting. seeing myself in girl clothes makes me feel sick. trying to do anything sexual even in a "female" role makes me feel disgusting. I just feel like a pervert and a freak and an abomination and a disappointment because I'm a fucking tranny and I can't get over it. ugh.
>>5834453
how was your trip?
>>5834462
how many hours do you think
>>5834466
You just need to get used to getting pounded in your bp desu senpai
>>5834463
Ok and why?
>Crossdress often cause it feels good
>Present as an average guy all, other times
>You trannies tell me I need hrt because I want to be a girl
>Even though I'm fine with just being a guy in girls clothes
Why do you people do this
>>5834466
Alright I suppose. I didn't have fun but I don't think tripping is supposed to be fun. I feel fulfilled and happy now though, so I guess it was good, yeah. It was great anon ~
>>5834468
Maybe two or three, desu I usually end up staying up for an entire day after with no sleep. I'm at adri's rn though and she's asleep clinging to my other arm. I'm not sure I'll be able to sleep at all. I just know I'm afraid of the dark so I'll stay here and keep posting ~
>>5834476
Post butt please
>>5834474
cuz I care too much and a little grumpyfrom three weeks of illness
>>5834480
Why care about random nobodies?
>>5834476
http://dynasty-scans.com/chapters/bokura_no_hentai_ch10#24
read a bit of this, it does a pretty good job of illustrating the difference
who /blazing the pain away til the day I die/ here?
http://strawpoll.me/7018129
http://strawpoll.me/7018129
http://strawpoll.me/7018129
>>5834477
>afraid of the dark
cute. i'm probably going to lie down and listen to music or something.
>>5834485
It may be cute. I am a loli at heart. I don't have ear buds so I can't listen to anything. I really wanna listen to music or something but in doing so will result in me waking adri up and I don't want to do that. Buh >.<
>>5834476
let me return a question, why are you here?
>>5834490
fuck, iktf. i used to be scared that moving at all would wake the other person up. so i'd hold in my bladder for hours and just watch them sleep.
>>5834490
are you still afraid of water?
>>5834481
cuz I have no social life, lol
>>5834477
>afraid of the dark
Are you 5?
>>5834495
that' s not a laughingmatter. i have goddamn panic attacks near water.
>someone else relates
>>5834499
open water scares the crap outta me
>>5834494
>2016
>not wearing dips so you dont have to get up
are you well friend?
>>5834496
Sad
>>5834499
oh i know it wasnt a laughing matter, i had to be extra careful when i was washing her hair when we took showers together because she didnt like the water near her face
>>5834500
oh, has it gotten better at all?
>>5834515
Holy shit, LMAO
>>5834512
i have Thalassophobia. aka fear of the ocean
>>5834520
godspeed, friend.
>>5834476
Congrats, you're hopefully not trans. Nobody gives a shit unless you start popping hormones.
>>5834526
I give a shit, though. Crossdressing boipucci is just as nice as the other kinds.
>>5834525
i dont think so, i have no problems at a swimming pools its literally just the sea that scares me
>>5834530
So you don't even drink it?
>>5834528
Sure if you like a partner with boysmell
>>5834525
it was a lot more manageable when my ex helped me wash my hair. i used to be able to cover my ears and focus really hard on something else until i couldn't feel it touching my body anymore. then if i ever started to panic he would hold me tight until i stopped shaking. now that i'm alone, it takes a lot out of me to do it. i get nervous about blacking out every time i do it since nobody would be there for me.
>>5834530
sorry..
>>5834530
accept the cute snuggles you bitch.
>>5834538
Quit being a creeper maddie
>>5834540
It is my right as an ugly, fat, depressed, gross transgirl to be as creepy or not creepy as I feel like.
Nyeh.
>>5834130
Gotye when are you gonna make a new album?
>>5834546
it's the least of my problems, but it does get frustrating since hygiene is a pretty important part of living.
>>5834549
>angry hon response
>>5834537
You remind me a lot of myself. You're explaining exactly how I feel about it, it's abstract as fuck. I never knew anyone shared this exact feel with me. I'm probably just imagining this though. I'm 100% sure that nobody else knows this feel and you're just fucking with me.
grr
>>5834538
>>5834540
>>5834541
maddie?
>>5834553
i fucking promise you, i'm not fucking with you.
>>5834553
at your service. resident 26 year old hon.
>>5834393
Those are good in their own right, but gentle, tender caresses are somewhat different, and it's getting unreasonable to go without.
>>5834546
the fact that its just so empty
>tfw your vagina is always sore when dilating the day after sex
>>5834567
I doubt it...? I live in Ohio and voiceact for a living...though honestly disability does more of the "for a living" part. and I dont have any plans like that lined up rn.
>>5834568
>tfw no vagina because 30,000 dollars you'll never see in your lifetime.
>>5834541
>you will never be magically turned into a real girl by a God
Loki is a cruel, cruel joker.
>>5834567
if you insist.
>tfw someone suggests closing your eyes because they think it's visual based
>that just amplifies the touch and sounds and gives you flashbacks of the experience
>tfw they literally make you relive the entire thing like ptsd in a fucking warzone.
apart from my ex, you have been the only fucking person that has even been able to comprehend how i've felt for years.
>>5834569
>tfw spend money of ffs and get fucked up because of it and now scared of surgery for good
>>5834569
Is your name also maddie? Fucking trannies. This is the new Alice.
If you are new maddie that means that you're the 4th maddie here. And I only know 5 people named maddie. And they're all trans.
>>5834571
That's how I feel too, but I don't take myself seriously at all so I just ignore it for the most part, or at least try to. I'm pretty numb to everything at this point. It really is like reliving the experience over and over and over and over and over. I'm just numb to it.
eh
>>5834130
how tall are you?
>>5834119
>those hips
damn
Im torn between wanting to workout and sit on my butt all day to gain nice fat especially on my face (Im too skinny)
>>5834443
<3 I just want a husbandu to murder with and choke me till I pass out and wake up bruised, sore and covered in Cum.
>>5834588
>tfw have met 2 other trannies with my name
>tfw don't tell anyone my name because of it.
>tfw no name but my parents call me by that name
>tfw no mommy to give me a new name.
i sort of got used to it because i got accustomed to having someone there for me. ever since i've been alone i can't help but fear the worst. i'm sure i'll get better in time.
>>5834583
I'll kill myself soon
>>5834597
hm
Mommy
>>5834601
that was subconscious.
>tfw no mommy
>>5834602
Whatever Madeline is a pretty name. The only Maddie I know irl is cis. And lovely.
Also third for suicide pact
>>5834606
I think I have a mommy.... >w<
>>5834608
>tfw had a mommy but i was the one that lactated.
i am jealous.
>>5834612
She lactates
yummy
>>5834614
jealous!!!
>>5834607
wish I was cis and lovely.
>>5834621
she doesn't like me calling her that though
it upsets me way way way more than it should
I'm dumb
>>5834624
hopefully it warms up to her soon.
>>5834622
I know how you feel. You might not be cis but you are lovely.
>>5834626
I hope so too. I still fail to fully grasp why I cling onto that term so much. Saying anything else just doesn't feel right..
>>5834631
it's the most heartfelt and intimate. there's no stronger word that can fill me with joy.
>>5834635
I feel the same way exactly. Are you my /extremerepeatedinfanthoodtraumaandhaveabsolutelynocopingskillsandjustwantamommytolovemeandcareforme/ twin?
>>5834639
i'm not cute and don't have a MAGA hat. apart from that, yes.
>>5834630
you dont even know who I am, young lady. dont say things that arent true.
>>5834644
hmm
Well hi then.
I still feel like you're pranking me though.
>>5834651
i don't understand how. what would i gain by lying?
>>5834651
Hey Yume
Where's Gem?
>tfw have a meeting with my case worker but I really dont want to clean up any for it.
>>5834648
From the limited contact I've had with you, I am assuming to the best of my knowledge, given the evidence, that you are very lovely <3
>>5834662
Gem is so sweet, did you know that?
>>5834666
Moé
>>5834662
i am always genuine. i wish i could express how relieved i am to have met someone that can relate to my exact experience. it's calming.
>>5834662
Oh
I wanted to talk to her, I wanna thank her for something
I'll just do it tomorrow
>>5834658
well that's absolutely silly, but thank you I guess.
Lots of new people...I take it a lot of the oldies have moved on?
!!!!Attention!!!!
Pls keep our autisms on 4chan and don't follow me around the web.
>>5834676
and who the fuck is this?
It's not even 9am and I'm already miserable
>tfw want productive breasts so that you can feel confident in being a mom at a moment's notice despite that not being how this works.
This is a pretty strange feel.
>>5834673
I have been here since the start. Peace be upon me.
>>5834670
Oh. She's asleep and I'm not home right now. I will tell her an anon looked for her when I come home tomorrow though.
>>5834669
hm
it's just trippy is all mostly because the shit I was dealing with while tripping was very related to all this
My only other fear is the dark, also from trauma but not related to water.
>>5834687
Oh. Hmm. Did you have other aliases then?
>>5834687
I'm Kuppy btw
If she's on skype tomorrow, I'll talk to her
>>5834687
fair enough. i'm going to get some rest, hopefully your arm still functions by the time she lets it be free.
>>5834639
>tfw just generally screwed up in the head because of life
ugh
>>5834622
I wish I was cis
Ffs gave me a superhero jaw
>>5834693
She moved so I was able to let go. I feel bad though. I don't think I should have let go should I have anon?
>>5834692
I'm agreeing with you.
>>5834690
Mayaka maybe. I've always gone by Yume here though. I will post non stop for months then disappear. I ran the original Skype group and started the first "mtfg" though I guess if my recollection is right. That was in 2013 wow. Almost three whole years ago. Isn't that much time is it but it sure as hell fucking seems like it.
>>5834695
Yeah.
>>5834700
>meme
>>5834696
I don't see it
>>5834696
Sorry to hear it anon.
still, your profile's definitely not the worst.
from the front, definitely homely, but I guess passable....from the sidee... pls just end me ;-;
>>5834704
she's too deep into sleep to notice. feel free to stroke her hair or something to compensate. it was fun talking to you.
>>5834676
what happened?
>>5834711
>inb4 fatty mcfat fat
I'm working on it. I have a gym membership and have cut back to water and healthy self-prepared meals. My medications are all weight-gain side effects and it's murder.
>>5834712
hm
alone again
>>5834717
yeah and I dont like it. If I could go to a weapons shop and buy a gun I'd probably take care of that issue myself. Unfortunately it seems that people dont want me dead for some ungodly reason...and people in Ohio registered with mental illness are not allowed to own firearms.
fml.
>>5834711
i've seen women with a similar build and side profile to you desu.
in fact, there's one woman in mind especially who i knew of whilst she was pregnant so...
her... build actually put her in the red zone for gestational diabetes. which is a thing, apparently.
>>5834719
have manvoice to apologize.
https://clyp.it/x5mrcmce
>>5834725
hm
Cute voice
goodnight..
>>5834724
Hey, I take care of my little transbro very well thank you fucking kindly. I just want to be dead.
>>5834723
Well that's disconcerting.
>tfw only shower every other day
Is this bad?
>>5834731
meh
>>5834731
Depends. Are you neet?
>>5834731
depends on how much you're in the public eye and how much you sweat really.
>>5834730
I was talking about me
>>5834732
How often do you shower
Be honest
>>5834730
sorry that was autisticly insensitive of me to talk about it like that.
what was meant to start as a
>you're more passable than you think
post, turned into a
>catch 22. ywn get pregnant but if you could you'd get diabetes
post
>>5834739
hm
tfw lost
I know I'm going to feel silly about this when I'm sober
>>5834737
Oh....it's okay ang. I'll live. I just wont be happy about it for a little bit.
So many rejections for roles, so many failures...it just breaks you down after a while. im sure ill recover eventually. maybe. :/
>>5834743
please don't. if it makes you uncomfortable it'll just be our little secret. try to enjoy your day and your rest when you manage to.
>>5834748
cannibalism is bad fur u. :x
>>5834751
Well it's not really a big deal then. Just make sure you're doing it daily when you're no longer neet.
>>5834753
But those rock hard abs are not <3
>>5834740
mmm
depends on what you mean by a shower I suppose.
I don't like getting in the shower at all(see aforementioned water dear). I mostly give myself little baths I guess? Idk how to explain it simply. I wash my hair as needed which is usually every other day, I don't want to dry it out. Hm.
>>5834752
I don't usually open up. Sorry.
>>5834758
no need to apologize. we can go back to talking about hats and pizza t-shirts later.
>>5834758
You sicken me beyond belief.
>>5834764
you're entitled to that opinion anon and I love you just the same <3
>>5834769
i'm anon. i'm harmless. we'll talk later OK?
>>5834769
Ich denke, es bedeutet "I'm a slut."
>>5834762
It's nowhere near the same angle. Buts it's slightly masculine leaning jawline. Bit whatever. Brad looks fucking great, and definitely has bdd. No one's ever going to notice the jaw but her.
>>5834773
You can keep your aids and parasite infested love to yourself thanks.
>>5834783
are you the same anon from yesterday and you just renamed the file
or are you literally a second anon
>>5834781
What are you talking a brad? This has nothing to do with her.
My jawline isn't slightly masculine, it's majorly masculine. It's square which is the quintessential shape for masculine jawline.
>>5834783
Clark Duke is trans?
>>5834793
You got the wrong kind of surgery. Why would FFS make you look female when you didn't look human to begin with.
>>5834789
ENTSCHULDIGUNG!
>>5834798
für was?
>>5834797
I looked perfectly human Fran.
What makes you think otherwise?
>>5834805
You looked like a disgruntled gorilla
>>5834804
das wahr nicht nett!
>>5834806
so much salt. gonna dehydrate yourself
>>5834807
wieso?
>>5834806
Do you even know what the features of a gorilla are?
Technically, humans and apes are fairly same.
>>5834793
OH sorry thought that was Brad. My Brad (^_-)
But yeah look it's masculine leaning. Bit slightly. It's fine you're worrying about nothing. This pic looks cis female so relax Holmes
>>5834811
Because I'm not a slut! ;A;
>>5834819
What pic?
i want to be held
someone hold me
>>5834832
habe ich das gesagt? ich weiß dich nicht, so ich kann nicht das du eine schlampe sein. bitte, grüß gott
>>5834847
funny german is funny x3
>>5834861
I try my best whilst very very not sober.
we have a diversity class today. what should I say?
>>5834847
=-= I'm watching you. You and your drunk self.
>>5834872
"So about that white kid that got shot in the back over weed..." then sit back, eat some popcorn, and watch it go to hell.
Looks like anon have up quickly
>>5834849
Oh ok
>>5834838
Aw anon whats wrong *hugs*
>>5834875
the smart ass is doing the talking for me. hes a really great guy
>tfw gf and I get horny from crossdressing
lmao
10/10 would recommend
>>5834889
see whenever I try to wear boy clothes or my Dom's clothes after a scene, it's always a tent on me. then again it's really cute with hoodies because theyre so big and I can cover my hands in the sleeves =w=
>>5834885
I think the reason people think you're insane is because the images you post are completely unrelated foreign abstract that isn't related to what you're saying. I like to think each image like this has a specific emotional meaning to you and this is your way of expressing yourself in a very strange way, trying to decode it is almost fun.
>>5834888
Had what?
>>5834896
dw about it, either im misunderstanding the discussion or you're being very subtle and either way, it's fine.
>>5834602
Wtf
>>5834897
I am on LSD right now sorry if I don't make any sense.
>>5834899
wtf
>>5834900
oh, shit, I thought you just meant green. nvm.
>>5834904
I do not act like this when I am high on 420xx
>>5834895
yup that's part of the fun to us
>>5834518
I had a near death experience jike that too. I got stuck under a big wave on a random uninhabited island in the Virgin Islands. I remember thinking "well at least I die here on vacation so my parents van still live in *hometown*.
>>5834537
You should get some ear plugs
I'm not going to drink today.
>>5834914
okay
>>5834904
There's only room for one fat hon named maddie around here desu
>>5834914
Pic
>>5834917
Pic who?
>>5834919
you <3
how do I /big voluptuous and /fit/ hips/? I want to be able to crush a watermelon between my thighs. I want any guy going down on me to fear for his life
>>5834921
Pic me? OK if you insist
>>5834919
v.v
>tfw dreamed of girlfriends you didn't talk to any more and the things that set them off
Weird punishing dreams desu
Also
>tfw maddie is intimidatingly smart and nice
I'm not used to being intimidated d...desu
>>5834917
Well it's a good thing my actual name is Madeline and I go by Maddy and not plebrace maddie.
>>5834931
Sorry you have to change your name, theme the rules
>>5834934
Okay I was being silly but oh man
>>5834937
escuz, i dunno how long maddie's been here but ive been here since ufufu so I believe I can lay claim to my name also im internetfamuz so gib kthx
>>5834931
WOW smdh
>>5834928
y-you too >.<;;;;
>>5834934
>mfw
>stay up all of last night talking to boy, he ends up falling asleep a few hours before our date
>i stay up anyways and he ends up waking up and coming over before i even get ready
>cuddle lots, kiss lots, end up fucking and having amazing sex
>start to get ready/put makeup on and we debate the ramifications of voting for bernie, trump etc
>go to this really nice restaurant and get literally the best chicken & waffle lunch ever created
>also get this citrus mule drink that is BOMB af with scallops and pork belly tacos
>basically drunk off of the fact that i didn't sleep, and drunk off booze
>i'm completely fucked up and dgaf about anything anymore
>end up going back to my place later after buying snacks and fool around for awhile
>edge him a ton while sucking his cock until he cums literally all over my entire body
>he tells me that the orgasm he had was in the top 3 of his life
>we cuddle and kiss after and then take a nap for few hours
>wake up, eat the snacks while watching anime all night
>cuddle and fall asleep in his arms till i wake up and kiss/hug him lots
i haven't greentexted a story in forever but ya. best sunday. ^3^
>>5834948
Edie, with my superhero jawline, which superhero should I become?
>>5834948
I hope you decided to go with Trump
also now I really want to get fucked. Thanks a lot
>>5834945
Well I guess we had like more Alice's then a wonderland themed s&m night at one point
>>5834926
now that I think of it, finding jeans that fit was always hard for me, because if they fit my butt/hips they were too large up top, and if they fit my waist they were tight around the bottom.
too bad women's jeans don't fit me either cause way too tight around the legs.
>>5834955
Oh god yes we did. It's a nice enough name tho.
>>5834948
I want that Sunday so badly.
Good on you Edie for seizing the day and confiscating all the joy in it for your personal use.
>>5834948
I don't get jelly often but
>chicken & waffles
Is literally my favorite meal
>>5834948
>tfw you wake up jelly
Grats though, sounds like a great night
This is the most disgusting I've ever seen these threads
>>5834967
Ay what did Kayla do to you? Someone said to ask you because I've been nice to her and apparently you were too up until an incident?
>>5834970
because I want to see a future for white children
>>5834970
Warum nicht? And I feel you, but once you're admitted to the psych ward more than once they stop treating it as a phase and start treating it as a chronic illness. -w-;
my mom has gone off the deep end again
should I sell my bikes, drop my classes, and move out this time? I feel like if I drop these classes then all hopes for a bachelors degree with disappear.
also, couldn't find the thread, good job to what ever fuckhead screwed that up
Thank you to whatever fuckhead messed it up <3
>>5834986
You're one of the good ones. Keep that with you
>>5834934
Give me some thighs, help a sister out
>>5834948
Edie you're so cool teach me how to be cool
>>5834977
Hi Kayla. That sucks desu maybe you should find a roommate college gurl
>tfw you have a queen bed but no one has slept with you for years
>tfw dream earlier this week about qt Aryan trans gf
It's too much. I don't like this feeling
>>5834986
ignore this dick swinging hon
you're one of the gud goims in my book
>>5834975
Well, my depression was diagnosed as chronic and basically untreatable within one week of my first and current admission. I've been locked up for nearly 11 months now.
>>5834995
>Larry is dragging his knuckles again
>>5834986
OH :( that's not very nice at all.....now I don't know what to say
>>5834997
Are you currently in a ward?
>>5834992
>roommate
Only room for rent I can find is one I have reserved but its 100 miles away from my school so I would have to drop.
>>5834953
idk our political arguments get really convoluted and we're constantly discussing whether or not societal impact can be expected by any given leader (since few presidents have ever single handedly effected it) and what the personality of any given figurehead truly accomplishes. in the end we just kissed and went to get food and agreed that it was nice we could talk about it with each other lol
>>5834962
>>5834963
>>5834965
>>5834967
t-thank ^3^ ye the chicken and waffles.... like SENPAI. they use like a combo if powdered sugar and pickled pears/apples and all kinds of stuff and it's like perf. i mean the cum all over my body and romantic lovins was good too but i rly miss that crispy chicken
>>5834992
i'm actually rly lame
>>5834997
aww shit, sorry to hear it. I know if I didnt have the support group, friends, and family I have, I'd be in a long-term facility. I'm always worried that the next trip will be the one to get me committed for more than 3-5 days. :c Hope things work out.
>>5834992
You can come carve the fat off me, I have enough of it. Also I think I might be intersex. I've never tested though.
>>5835003
I am. I should be out soon, in time to prepare the trip to Bangkok.
>>5835005
>tfw edie ignores you because she knows you're a disgusting failure
>>5835017
They let you have access to the Internet in a mental ward..?
>>5835023
In some long-term facilities the restrictions are lighter because you're gonna be there for a while. It'd hardly be right to deny someone contact with the outside world while they're stuck in a very controlled environment.
>>5835005
>has crazy and intimate satisfying sex and cuddles with cute boy all day
>misses crispy chicken
You, I like you <3
>>5835005
my favorite of all time was this chicken tiki masala chicken and waffles I had in Berkeley, also I'm only into girls but your descriptions make me want to get fucked really hard by a cock, I didn't ask for these feels ._.
>>5834990
yume thanks ;~; I'm not feeling that great but that makes me feel a little bit better
>>5834995
o.o
Who's the dick swinging hon? Thanks though lily, how are you today?
>>5834999
It's the sad truth that kayla routinely isolates herself and lashes out at people that try to help her or be nice to her. It's a pattern that endlessly repeats and has been repeating for years on end ;~;
>>5835017
So let me guess, you crazy ass has been paid this whole time to do nothing and you get srs for free right?
>>5835004
Do you want to drop? What are you getting a degree in?
>100 miles away
What. Don't you live in CA? Surely there's more closer options?
>>5835005
Teach me how to maximize qtness and femininity, fampai. Do I need to sell my soul? Sacrifice virgins?
>>5835010
Or we could go for a jog!
>>5835023
I was wondering the same
>>5835027
I don't know who could possibly think letting someone who is in a mental ward against presumably their own will have access to the Internet is a good idea. I would hope that it's censored but clearly not because 4chan so....
>>5835036
>It's a pattern that endlessly repeats and has been repeating for years on end
because I am the only one on earth with a truly hard life while everyone else gets friends and money and happiness
>>5835040
I mean the only reason we're not allowed to have cell phones in short-term wards is because of hippo laws so...
>>5835023
This isn't a prison, you know... I was in the high security ward only for a month. They moved me to the rehab part of the clinic after that. Got a nice room with a queen sized bed and a bathroom with a tub... Better than the kind of hotel room I could afford, really...
>>5835036
>Who's the dick swinging hon?
giving you a hint : posts dick on /b/, watches sissy porn for "research" and "reeli lik 4 reelz" wants srs while trashtalking it
>Thanks though lily, how are you today?
doing pretty good, still sick tho :(
wbu ?
>>5835037
>>5835045
>laugh track
>applause
>theme music and title card -- "That's Our Kayla!"
>>5835037
Yup, I'm paid, the hospital bill is covered, but SRS I'm paying for myself.
>>5835037
Damn, feeling the salt. It really isn't easy to get on disability unless you literally have a disability, you know. Hardly see why you'd be jealous of my inability to stay awake more than 12 hours a day and endless chain of hospitalizations.
>>5835048
That makes sense, you're in rehab, the other part is the ward
>>5835052
whoops
>>5835038
Its for another associates degree and a transfer to a bachelors program. I did the community college route into university because I am fucking poor. At least with this one more class I am done with general ed and a good amount of university courses. Only problem is that I am out of money and mom won't even let me study.
>>5835052
I'd watch it
>>5835050
Sorry if that got dark. I just dont see the point behind not talking about it. It's such a big part of my life that I doont even consider it strange if my brain chemistry takes a 180 and I end up having to have a little mental vacay as it were.
>>5835063
I think you misunderstand why I said Jesus. It's okay. Don't worry about it!
>>5835036
I just see a lot of pain, and a lot of myself in her with insecurities and anger and self loathing. So when I see her I just want her to know someone is behind her and wants her to get better. Though there have been a lot of people like me in the past I can see now.
>>5835038
That's an idea. I'm sick tho (._.) I'm just gonna watch TV on the couch and drunk soup.
>>5835045
You don't genuinely believe that do you kayls?
>>5835067
I can understand why you'd want them to keep me in a straightjacket, but that's not how it works anymore.
>>5835054
kekle my sheckles
I have ulcerative colitis and pins in my spine from breaking my neck and an artificial right knee. I still can't get disability and you get it because you are sleepy? Oh boo hoo, fuck yourself trash.
>>5835053
>Yup, I'm paid, the hospital bill is covered
Fucking unbelievable, you get paid to do nothing and yet there are people like me struggling for work and money.
>>5835028
i've literally been fantasizing about the chicken ever since the boy left to go to class. i might get some chicken from somewhere else that's not as tasty just so i can make it through another day ;3;
>>5835034
omg that sounds soooo goood UGHHHHHH
also getting fucked is the best. i came so hard yesterday, multiple times, and the last few slams into you a guy does as he's cumming... omg. i always beg him to cum and stuff too and he gets soooo loud and just swears for 5 mins. it's da best.
>>5835038
u will need to follow these steps:
1) makeup
2) ????
3) profit
obvsly dressing appropriately for your body and training your voice and laser and HRT is important too, but idk. the better your face looks and your voice sounds the less ppl take anything else into account.
>>5835075
Deus vult
>>5835076
So much mad. If you have those issues than apply. If you get denied, apply again. The only reason I even got it is because I kept my medical records from each hospitalization and my psychiatrist wrote a letter to attach to it.
>>5835059
Ah okay. I tried doing the CC to Uni route too but ~ d y s p o r i a ~ and ~ s o c i a l a n x i e t y ~, so I quit school years ago. You could always just take a break for a semester and then return with all your credits, right? Might free up some time to werk
>>5835069
Uh oh. Get better, okay? Mac demands
>>5835078
>wanted to buy BB cream this morning
>remembered I was poor
sigh
>>5835069
>You don't genuinely believe that do you kayls?
Everyone here has had sex and has or had a significant other, I have never even had a kiss. Plus apparently everyone is getting srs this year too so they all have tens of thousands of dollars to spend willy nilly while I eat cheese and ketchup sandwiches because I can't even afford lunch meat.
>>5835072
You don't know hard.
>>5835086
Can you just get it over with
And by it I mean you life
>>5835086
im not. im poor as fuck. In fact, my case worker is coming over today to talk about getting me on food stamps. 305 in rent is almost half my monthly paycheck.
But I have fun and try and enjoy what I can. Experiences over items and whatnot.
I'm not gonna turn this into a suffering pissing contest, because even though things suck often, I am happy with who I am, even if my brain isnt all the time. So do what you want.
>>5835085
>Ywn have Mac nurse you back to health with soup and serenades
Why live?
>>5835096
>305 in rent
Rent where I am at now is $2,500 a month, where the fuck do you live where it's that cheap to live?
>>5835108
ohio, split three ways for a 3 bedroom apartment with a half-kitchen, a laundry room in my bathroom, and a flight of stairs to the top.
>>5835103
>cooking is fun
https://m.imgur.com/a/izWQR
Yah it is!
>>5835109
>split three ways
oh well I can't find any lgbt friendly rooms for rent in this republican shit hole.
>>5835092
whoa der yumeh let's play nice ye?
>>5835093
o i c. well, gl either way fampai
>>5835105
never say never ;3
>>5835112
You get em man. Show it to those fucking Republicans
>>5835112
Move to Portland
>>5835111
>living in absolute opulence
can't you just leave, 4chan is for poor frustrated people not wealthy women, go post on twitter or something. The only thing you gain posting here is a boost in your already over inflated ego. You know bragging to poor people like us is a terrible thing you are doing, plus you need to go leave to the store to get some cold sore medicine for that herpes on your lip.
>>5835117
http://m.imgur.com/gallery/iFRlx
>every time yume talks about trump
>tfw you wake up with morning wood but no one to help you with it
it always feels like such a waste
>>5835126
incredibly_nervous_man.png
>>5835085
you can always get cheaper variations of stuff yknoww
>>5835086
>Everyone here has had sex and has or had a significant other, I have never even had a kiss.
because that's the barometer for success...? like you could instead be a genuinely kind and good person, or make a lot of money doing a job you enjoy, or go and have a life and experience things... you know, you could find literally any other way to validate yourself. but i guess it's easier to whine about being a virgin on 4chan and lie about your life nonstop.
>>5835103
i would but imagine how long it would take what with the thawing of the chicken breast and then cooking etc.... i could just order it without leaving my bed and have it within the hour!
>>5835131
OH Snap. Uhhhhhh sissy?
>>5835122
>tfw Kayla came up with new material
Awwww
No, Mtfg is for meeting someone in the .02% of the population that is trans, and shit posting, and hurting and accidentally totally destroying relationships you care about
>>5835111
That's pretty impressive tbqhwymf. I do all the cooking around here and my dishes are never that pretty
>>5835120
play nice with everybodyyy
>>5835127
g-gosh, anon
>>5835133
o rly? I was under the impression that you either get the really good stuff or don't both until you can afford it
>>5835133
Of all those things you mentioned getting a kiss, a few dates, and a fuck are probably the easiest type of success. I don't think Kayla is going to make it.
>>5835133
>because that's the barometer for success...?
You can't say shit to me because you pass therefore don't know what it is to not pass and be stuck as a man like I am forever.
>>5835134
jupp
"mexicans steal american jobs for americans"
>tfw you trigger the smart ass and get him on a rant about chavs
>>5835133
>how long it would take
But my cooking is literally as good as a $30 a plate resturaunt, and I don't have to put pants on
>>5835140
Sir please get out of the women's rest room
hi girls !! how is everyone ?
i'm awake rn but idk for how long i'm really tired ;~;
>>5835133
Kayla doesn't lie about her life
she's taking her artistic freedom with it
>>5835146
I have never been in a ladies room in my life.
>>5835147
Drift away into the cold dark abyss
>>5835147
Hi kit, how's life? ^^
>>5835149
pwnd
>>5835147
Hey! I'm sick. But sober. Nice to meet you
>>5835145
jupp
dou round before I gotta shove stuff somewhere
"I wanna be a good slut and get my ass pounded for being a degenerate faggot"
"I wish we could kill people like they do in communist europe"
>>5835143
i want you to cook for me ^_^;;
>>5835158
I'm gonna take a risk here and say it's a double k?
>>5835138
>getting kissed, taken on a date and laid are easy
SINCE WHEN?????
>>5835147
ohhi how are you today
>>5835137
there's always cheaper dupes for expensive stuff that work as well, fampai! i personally buy the expensive stuff because... i mean you're paying for the quality difference, and the packaging, and the branding and all that shit. but mainly the only people who notice the difference between cheaper and more expensive stuff are people who are really into aesthetics and cosmetics/fashion etc. like normal people aren't gonna notice and you can still look really great without spending 1000$ at sephora
>>5835138
human intimacy is an incredibly important part of the human experience, i'm not denying that or anything, but...... it's really miniscule and meaningless. that's one of the reasons i stopped talking about my lewd stuff as often. a lot of my time the last year or two has been spent on like small successes because i was unhappy with my life and it was easier to just fill that space with superficial stuff, but it's not really worth it. it's like when depressed ppl buy tons of stuff so they can look forward to something, or feel worthwhile or valuable. it's not real success. it's a byproduct of it that any genuinely successful person will at some point have if ever they want it. not the success itself.
>>5835140
i haven't always passed flawlessly tho. i just don't want you thinking being a sex toy for men and being seen as attractive is in any way successful. it isn't. it's prob one of the most basic things any woman has the ability to accomplish and it isn't anywhere close to the finish line. it's barely close to the starting line lol
>>5835143
>>5835145
>tfw no faye to cook u food
if i had chicken breast already i would prob make some myself, i have eggs and flour and seasoning stuff. altho i ran out of olive oil ;_; but i don't have any chicken so here i am staring at delivery menus
>>5835163
1st sissy
2nd k
>>5835165
if it's not easy you're doing something inherently wrong
it's your job to figure out what
>>5835167
>it's prob one of the most basic things any woman has the ability to accomplish and it isn't anywhere close to the finish line. it's barely close to the starting line lol
well at least you get to live like a woman though, that's the route of my problems is that I don't pass and won't pass without surgery that I can't afford. That being said, you have normal girl problems, being trans isn't a thing for you since you pass so your life doesn't have to be held up like mine does.
>>5835175
*world ls smallest violin*
edie you're going to be here in a week?
>>5835180
get bent
>>5835167
I guess I'll do my research. I wonder, even if I could afford the super duper stuff, would I buy it? I'm poor, and thus cheap
>>5835171
I don't think I'm doing anything wrong, I'm just ugly. Still tho I think I've gotten a lot more than people in my tier do, so <3
>>5835175
>>5835180
both sides make some good points here
>>5835161
"What's your favorite dish?"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rvdYly4A5W0
Mines ramen
>>5835167
But how are you going to get your Sephora Gold card if you don't?
>>5835175
i literally spent over a year in an abusive relationship because i had a shit voice, and couldn't get hired anywhere as a trannu, and then spent 3 years after just trying to get my transition and life together through camming so that i could pass in everyday life. which for me meant being able to afford a roof, laser hair removal. clothes, makeup, a consistent HRT regimen and a myriad of other things. it's not my fault you spent the last 5 years bitching out trans people who were transitioning when you weren't, and now you've ended up years behind them.... blame karma, and yourself.
>>5835190
I don't know what you're talking about
>>5835197
How about I blame the little differences like the fact you have black hair and can get laser and it costs nothing and takes no time to do while me with my red hair has to do electrolysis which costs me $150 a session and will take a full year to finish. You don't realize how lucky you are.
>>5835192
omggggggggggg that looks incredible!! <3_<3
uhhh idek...i like...uhh lasagna?? tacos?? im basic af lmao. surprise me
>>5835151
;_;
>>5835153
hi !! umm i'm good rn ! just about to make something to eat ii think and then mb finish cleaing some stuff and hopefully sleep soon ._.;
how are you elanna ??
>>5835156
hi !! i'm kinda sick aswell rn i think i might have a cold or something, probably from not sleeping so much ;~;
it's the worst really
>>5835165
hi ! i'm good just a bit tired and mb a little sick or something idk. but i feel ok :3
how are you??
>>5835204
i think im about finished with laser because i dont really have any facial hair anymore but it did take a year >.>
>>5835204
you're really dumb
>>5835207
This is autism
>>5835184
yisss i'm flying in on the 15th! at like 3pm. then i'm gonna go check in at my airbnb. i think we're trying to get everyone to initially meet up on the 16th, right?
>>5835187
i mean maybe not. i spent 300$ on makeup this past weekend, gif related, and i prob could have spent a third of that on the same amount of products, but....i didn't cause it's a hobby and a passion of mine and something i really enjoy and use a lot yknow? so it's worth it to me. but to most ppl? hell no
>>5835195
lool tru
>>5835204
most places don't charge 150$ a session for electro. it also took me over a year of laser to get 90% of my facial hair removed. but again, maybe if you had started 5 years ago instead of bitching all of us out you would already have finished it.
>>5835207
Not great honestly, but I'm holding on. ;~;
I have a mcbreakfast at least.
>>5835213
What did you have?
>>5835192
You fucking bitch chef why you gotta post these I'm hungry <3
>>5835197
OH SNAP
>>5835201
It's a shame. I'd love to see more. Because all this lashing out at people makes me sad. I mean I'm an old ugly hon but people further along transitioning etc. Make me happy to see.
>>5835202
You usually post Mac. You didn't post Mac. That scares me bae.
>>5835207
Awh well feel better.
>>5835197
At first I was like, yah! You tell her!
And then I was like, oh wait I'm in a relationship with someone who doesn't want me to pass and I'm not taking any steps, and Kayla literally passed me up.
>>5835207
Uh oh, you too? Mirin was feeling sick, too. I wonder if I'm next?
I'm good ye just laying in bed while the bf looks for work to buy me more food
>>5835212
Wow. So then like makeup itself is your hobby? I could never do that desu, too much looking in the mirror
Do you do modeling??
>>5835216
I'm sorry Mirin here you go bb free Mac on the house
>>5835212
I couldn't live without the ud primer potion. Also, jelly.
>>5835212
do you like that brow powder? brow definer is not really cutting it but i think my brows are too thick already for dipbrow
back wrif pirrz. Now to chill for 90 minutes till my cw gets here.
>>5835212
I don't know. Just pick me up or whatever whenever. You have my info. I'm free
>>5835215
Sausage mcmuffin and hashbrown, just running to grab it now before heading to class
>tfw starting the day off tired, no energy, no motivation
Goodmorning everyone, how are you today?
>>5835216
I don't really get much out of anything myself, literally all my joy in life is seeing other people happy, and food is an easy way to make anyone smile
>>5835222
I use benefit brow zings. Won't be changing any time soon
>>5835226
>tfw not eating a mcdonalds hash brown right now
Triggered
>>5835239
CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN
>>5835226
Literally the OTP of McDonald's
>>5835227
Go make your life better cuttie
>>5835239
Being you is bad for your health.
>tfw your busiest day of the week is punctuated by a huge snowstorm
>>5835227
Hi Grace, just the usual shenanigans but w/e at least we're talking about makeup which is a nice change from our usual program
>>5835238
<3 <3
>>5835239
pls no
>>5835239
Why don't you do what the first two letters of your trip tell you to do
>>5835239
I sent you that in private!
>>5835239
Just stop coming here you fuck
>>5835217
i worry about u and ur relationship sometimes t b h ;-;
>>5835220
i love makeup!! that's like why i went to school for it. i love the artifice and i've always been a huge fan of manmade beauty. creation and perfection and how aesthetics actually manifest themselves and all that idk. it's a big passion for me. i used to do makeup for fashion shows and commercials and stuff, but that was a long time ago. i'm not pretty enough to be a model as of now, tho i've modeled for my friends who have their own lines of products to help promote them. but that's not really being a model so much as modeling the items themselves.
>>5835221
i honestly don't really use it much, i have a few different eyeshadow primers but it's pretty rare that i need my eyeshadow to stay on for all that long as well as rare that i wear all that much eyeshadow. i got most of this makeup in preparation for my portland trip tho just so i knew i would be good to go yknow? i'm gonna do a few of the girl's makeup at some point and give them tips and stuff so i wanna make sure i got lots of stuff on hand lol
>>5835222
i've used the powders a few times before and ya, i do like it. the brow fix and the brow powder from anastasia are my fav just because they provide more of a natural finish. the tinted brow gel is good if you have naturally dark eyebrows and want to go like...ginger for example, but otherwise if you have dark hair and full brows you should just stick to the brow wiz or the powder. you don't need dipbrow or tinted gel to change the color or actually draw your eyebrow on, you already got eyebrows. they just need light defining.
>>5835225
WE WILL!!!
>>5835243
>>5835247
>>5835251
omg i didn't refresh in time what did i miss
>>5835239
I wish i could help you kayla
>>5835257
just a pair of tits
not kaylas tho just a stock photo
>>5835257
She just said she couldn't keep doing this to herself that this place was bad for her health and wanted to get banned so thoughts posting random tits was the way to go.
>>5835257
YOU MISSED BOOOOOOBS.
really wasnt that big a deal other than being bannable
>>5835244
>Go make your life better cuttie
Feels impossible sometimes, like every time I'll get close to it getting better it's destined to fail. That might just be progesterone speaking though, starting to suspect it's a culprit for a lot of the bad things I feel.
>>5835249
>makeup
Read that as ketchup at first. and yeah I guess that's pretty good, I should take notes desu.
>>5835257
>relationship
It's really nice having someone though
>what'd I miss
Boobies.jpg
>tfw fire emblem arriving tomorrow
awww yus
>>5835261
>>5835262
>>5835264
>>5835267
oh. lol
that's sort of sad. i feel bad cause kayla always says she keeps coming back here cause she has nowhere else to go, but then it's like she's constantly samefagging and lying about really meaningless stuff and bitching people out.... and then i'm like well...that's prob why you have nowhere else to go.......but what is one to do?
>>5835261
I jerk off to stock photos exclusively
>>5835265
iktf Grace, desu. thought I had several big breaks with roles that were actually major...both decided after getting me to the contract negotiation phase that I wasnt good enough. shit sux.
>>5835271
Oh god I'm sorry to hear that, that's EXACTLY what I'd be afraid of. :<
>>5835265
It's not all going to fail, you just keep doing stuff and eventually it'll get better. It's when you stop that only nothing or failure happens.
>>5835257
I don't know what's wrong with my skin that eyeshadow just like slides off my face. I can do nothing for two hours and look like a drunk facefucked clown hooker.
Awh that's so awesome! I'm super jelly it sounds like it's going to be crazy fun.
>>5835268
<3 good taste bae
>>5835249
I know right. I think edie just brings out the best in mtfg
>first delivery
>massive
>6 mi away in Manhattan
Kill me. Even though I'm just gonna take the train desu.
>>5835269
It's hard to keep trying to support someone when they choose to ignore you every time you try and talk it out. I wish I could say they'll come around, but it is kayla.
>>5835272
yeah... sort of feels like the past 3 years ive been working on my voice and acting and really everything have all been for naught. Had a terrible breakdown last night and my friends only agreed to keep me out of the hospital if I would remove anything too sharp or dangerous from my room. ._. Doing better-ish today...at least not feeling AS suicidal.
>>5835270
Iktf
>>5835279
Hot, reminds me of my childhood
greeting translords, what occurs?
>>5835269
>.but what is one to do?
i think kay needs a friend irl
>>5835268
Niiice. The new one? Which version?
I'm prob gonna wait a while to get it, been replaying Awakening.
>>5835285
sick
>>5835287
i'll do it. i-i'll be kayla's friend
Do you ever feel like, really really lonely and then get irritated when people actually do talk to you? I really must have woken up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. Maybe it's just because I feel like garbage so I really don't want to talk much /right now/.
>>5835273
I guess you're right, it's not like I can stop and give up on everything anyway, I'm in a do-or-die period in my life so I have to keep going no matter what.
>>5835278
>I would remove anything too sharp or dangerous from my room.
I hope you actually did! I'm sure you'll get a role though, you got so close your last couple tries, if you keep at it you're bound to land one and show everyone how great you are.
>>5835257
That's pretty deep fampai. Nice to see someone passionate about something you c o o l g u r l
>>5835265
next thread is ketchup edition who's in?
>>5835274
Yeah she's p cool. You're p cool, too
>Ufufu was p cool
not this feel again
>>5835269
Yeah I've tried to help with serious advice a fair few times but you can't really help someone who refuses to help themselves.
>>5835289
coco, brandy, cream. cures everything, trust me.
Going to model for a photography's student art project. Probably a bad idea, but I've been seriously yearning to be in front of a lens, lately, and maybe that will be enough to fix this.
>>5835297
I'm not sick. You are.
How many of you girls here have crushed on a trip before?
>>5835304
Does it make you feel better knowing I predicted all of this and I'm not actually bullying you. Sorry
>>5835310
>yen be crushed on
>>5835288
only awakening
haven't played anything like this in years so I wanna give it a shot to see if the new one would be worth my time too
>>5835310
I dated one a bit. It was nice. She is nice.
>>5835291
thanks bb, and ye... I hope eventually. its literally the one thing im good at
>>5835307
Let's make a mixtape together bb we'll be hip hop's next big rapping hon duo
>>5835310
Several tbqh but I've been crushing on people too easily my whole life so w/e
>>5835315
:C
>>5835310
You just made me realise how many trips I've known in real life. Weird.
>>5835310
Yeah but she doesn't post so much right now. I talk to her on skype a lot though.
>>5835317
Ohhh okay. I don't buy em all but I'm a fan. Awakening is pretty great, you'll probably like it tho I 'spose that depends on your tastes.
Lots of tasty strategy, cool characters, and the series is a shipper's wet dream.
>>5835322
I predicted that you would think I meant I was sick to which you would reply as you did and then I would reply calling you sick and then you would be sad. I'm high sorry
>>5835331
BBQ is so agp
Get out of here mister
i think the girl pills are working. i'm actually getting gendered correctly for a day after a fresh shave, a lot of people think i'm cis because of my voice, and i even have multiple people hitting on me at once
>still no one to go see zootopia with
>>5834692
What does this reply mean???
>deluded myself for a moment that my hands and feet werent so veiny and disgusting
>it was just a delusion
>>5835325
>>5835331
>>5835333
Let's put it up for vote, shall we?
http://strawpoll.me/7020076
http://strawpoll.me/7020076
http://strawpoll.me/7020076
>>5835340
Triggered
>tfw you can do pitch fine and resonance great but you can't get them to sync up for shit.
>>5835338
https://www.zeemaps.com/map?group=1125931
Here's a freebie on me on how to find people to watch zootopia with. Keep the change
>>5835343
haha le furry meme
top keke mate king of comedy roight here xdd
>>5835310
Hi
>>5835342
>tfw friends do it effortlessly but it sounds like im just forcing a gay voice
sorry about all the sadposting
>>5835345
:')
>>5835342
Hi Rairu
>>5835343
People really use this??
tfw you will never be a proud dixiechick like raifu
>>5835346
Haven't you crushed on like every trip here at one point?
>>5835359
And an anon!
>>5835347
don't worry I sound like shit, too.
>>5835356
hi
still haven't come down from your high yet?
>>5835365
Hey gemmybean
>>5835365
Aaaaaaaaa someone who posts best gemmm
>>5835371
holy fucking shit what did I do
>>5835367
thats a horrible nickname!
>>5835369
<3 she's the best
>tfw you're basically peridot with no engineering aptitude
>>5835371
cool
>>5835359
Only kittu and bex!
Anon isn't a trip and that was a bit more than a simple crush ;~;
>>5835378
im told I'm like rose/steven but I don't really see it? like they're all awesome and stuff and I literally cant do anything, like even getting motivated for laundry was a struggle.
>>5835380
Cute.
>>5835374
Don't hit on my woman ever again or Ohio will be the first state that gets all its federal aid axed.
>>5835378
I've been up for at least a day now I guess lol.
>>5835347
>mfw iktf
>>5835351
Hola, person.
>>5835356
Maybe you should consider moving to the glorious South, then you can be proud and free just like me.
>trying to put together an outfit for my first time going out in full blown girl mode
>everything looks like dogshit because of me as usual
>the only outfit I look good in is cami + flannel + jeans and muh boots with matching purse
Good thing it isn't uncommon for girls to dress that way around here. #GodblesstheSouth
>>5835388
I actually started and completed my transition in Dixie. It was fun. To live and die in Dixie hoorah, hoorah
>>5835386
what the fuck
1.) wow rude
2.) what the fuck im already suicidal you could just hand me a gun
3.) I wasnt hitting on her? I was just saying that Peridot's an awesome character what the fuck
you've gone from 0 to thatcrazypsychobitch/10 in 5 seconds and I dont understand.
>>5835310
Maybe until I find out shes shit : /
>>5835378
OH I thought it was cute.....
Transgemder? I dunno. Whatever. I'm going to sleep. Later peepers.
>>5835392
Sigh..
You sure are impudent for a lowly commoner
Leave Peeps alone she seems sweet and harmless.
>>5835397
Goodnight!
>>5835384
steven couldnt do anything at first either, so you can get there too :)
also
>literally cant do anything, like even getting motivated for laundry was a struggle.
holy shit are you literally me
just getting up makes me tired so doing anything seems really daunting
>>5835386
nice
I probably shouldntve gotten up so early, I'm pretty tired
>>5835388
Stop telling lies about the south
It's a terrible, unforgiving place and it's too hot
>>5835400
Excuse you! If anyone's the lowly commoner it would be you, since I'm clearly a princess!
>>5835402
I have clinical depression, generalized anxiety, ptsd from having been raped in college, and am on disability because of frequent hospital visits.
I hope to goodness that what I have said doesnt apply to you; I don't wish this on anyone.
>>5835403
I hear the south has pretty dope fried chicken
>>5835410
I'd rather have stir fried chicken 9 times out of 10
>>5835409
Make sure to use the disability mobile to get out and vote for Bernie when you can
>>5835414
I have my own car. thanks.
I'm just going to leave now... things are getting hostile and I don't understand why, and splatoon sounds like a good idea.
bye.
yume is the new kayla
>>5835419
yume's just shitposting, it's all she does, don't take it personally or seriously. I hope you feel better soon.
>>5835413
>tfw your dad has ruined the words "stir fry" because his "stir fry" consists of whatever shit is still on the fridge covered in teriyaki sauce
Legit honest to goodness stir fry is great though.
>>5835310
just Innocent girl crushes where I picture making their lives amazing
>>5835425
Hahaha my dad does the same crap. At least the chicken he picks out is good.
>>5835425
I'm sorry
I know how to make real stir fry that isn't teriyaki
>>5835310
Well, I guess there's one... What scares me a bit, however, is how many here have a crush on me...
>>5835426
>where I picture making their lives amazing
Are you a pimp?
>>5835424
So does kayla, mean shitposting is still mean, don't enable bullies
>>5835438
Well of course, I'm not saying it's okay, I just want Peeps to know it's /probably/ not personal and not to let it get to her.
>>5835437
No it just hurts to see people struggle with basic stuff when you could make their life easy mode, but it's just a silly day dream, I'm saving myself for my OTP
>>5835448
>faye will never be your mommy gf and make life ez mode
>>5835423
Between all the mean shit she's doing to everyone and constantly directing the thread into the yume hour; yes pretty much. Gem will leave her soon and she'll have to get a job instead of lurking the thread on psychedelics all day.
>>5835426
pls pimp my life faye.
>>5835442
I mean mentioning someone's disability to them is a mean girl thing to do
>>5835473
It's a mean fucking thing to do period.
>>5835468
Like I day dreamed buying you room organizers and paint and giving your room a makeover
S...orry it's so lewd
>>5835473
Honestly, I'm headed towards a fat disability pension following my burnout, and I'm definitely not ashamed of it.
>>5835475
>stay at college all night
>missed dinner
>come home and find out they made pizza
>they got lazy and used pre-made bread instead of making the dough like they used to
>not so bothered I missed dinner anymore
>Couldn't sleep for shit
Morning mtfg~ How are you all?
>>5835484
Morning Kari!
>>5835485
Shut the fuck up you cunt
>>5835478
I laughed
: /
>>5835499
You okay? You seem really down today. :<
>>5835478
ily faye
>>5835492
trip on faye
>>5835484
It's been a mildly exhausting morning and then half an hour ogling a plumber.
