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childish pasttimes: >>5829160
I'm trans but I just cant ever picture myself as a woman. Like how do you just one day decide to flip the script after a lifetime of being a guy and doing guy mannerisms and just say no I'm a girl treat me like one?
>>5831374
Shitposting time!
I'll start.
reply to this post if you love maddie
>>5831381
flip the switch before you pass and get treated as a faggot for a while
nth for Maddie is purdy
nth for Kalya is only as bad as the rest of us
nth for tfw ywn get headpats from Ufufu
>>5831384
That's what I looked like pre estrogen I'm so embarrassed guys I looked like a foot.
Goodnight
>>5831374
I really really like this edition
>>5831385
i love maddie
>>5831381
So you are not trans.
are you two-faced weasels ready to
MAKE MTFG GREAT AGAIN?
>>5831395
Oh. Ok... Guess I'm all better then.
>>5831371
It's ok I don't need friends, but why is it awkward, I'm literally just an asexual straight edge nice guy irl
>you will never pass
>you will always be a gross man beast
Kill me
>>5831221
>>5831101
nice b8 hombre
f a t
>>5831384
>Would you fuck me?
>I'd fuck me.
>I'd fuck me hard
>>5831395
What is your definition of being trans?
>>5831381
it's a leap of faith. i've let my body inform how i've lived for so long that until it's changed to catch up with that leap of faith, i'm not comfortable with making those demands on people IRL to use the correct pronouns.
still deep in the closet, peeking out from the door only slightly ajar.
>>5831374
THEY'RE ALL SHITPOSTING EDITIONS ABBY!!!
>>5831381
Take it step by step, start seeing yourself as both or neither first, maybe pretend you're a femboy for a while, I don't know.
>>5831403
That is some fresh Auschwitz-Birkenau look you are rocking there.
>>5831385
i love professor snape
>>5831385
tfw thinking about maddie
>>5831402
#BTFObygaye #oldmanpranks #epic #wow
>>5831409
I'm not Abby.
>>5831405
their definition?
anyone who can't literally hallucinate while looking in the mirror and see a woman.
it's funny because i mean, if you can look in the mirror and see your pre-mones body as a woman's why would you even need to physically transition?
logical fallacies abound with the trannier than thou camp.
>>5831403
stop getting baited by womens beauty standards
stuff like that makes even the average cis girl feel shitty about themselves
>>5831398
Please go away to susan's.
>>5831416
you are now, abby
>tfw you will always be too ugly for a partner
>tfw you will always be too manly to pass
>>5831411
this is my ideal body type
too bad it is literally impossible for me to achieve
Can we please stop all he shitposting and start the ship posting
>>5831403
you have a long way to go to look like that fatty maddie
>>5831427
me x my ex
I found a pillow that still smells like her and buried my face in it for a few minutes.
>>5831406
You and I are in a similar spot then. The only people I've asked to use correct pronouns are the ones I've come out to and even then it just doesnt feel completely right yet.
>>5831410
I'm at that point of feeling like I'm just nothing. I'm not a boy and I know I'm a girl on the inside so its just kind of a state of purgatory.
>>5831421
I just have so much love to give anon, let's smush
>>5831428
u got pranked because i could never look like that :^)
>>5831434
The hon cringe is real.
*walks into thread and takes a big WHIFF* eugh... WHAT is that SMELL?
>>5831427
me x the moth thats flying around the lamp on my nightstand
i love maddie
>>5831385
She gave me my fave image ever.
>>5831403
>ywn be posted in thinspo threads
>>5831436
it looks like you pranked your life away
>>5831439
So is my love for you
>>5831440
Sorry I was just doing some cooking.
>>5831440
OH i need to delete my old marker from zeemaps and add one with updated location and name.
sorry i forgot to save my link.
halp pls
(dys3rd)
>>5831427
(you)
>tfw you just want to pass
;_;
>>5831444
We get it Mirin aka Maddie's cheerleader. It's starting to get creepy and pathetic now?
>>5831446
you know me really well anon
>>5831453
>there will never be a big mtfg meetup at legoland
This is a very specific feel.
>>5831458
it's sort of obvious desu
look we all get it, you all just jelly cuz maddie's got #swag and you bullies got nothing
>>5831427
>#oldmanpuns
>>5831456
i
love
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maddie
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>>5831398
Ohhi Mirin. I love you too! Or are you talking to Mac? Not like it changes anything ;3333
>>5831413
lol
>>5831421
I was just thinking the same thing, anon. Mirin's clearly not edgy enough, we should send her to a site less cool than ours amright fellow my gangster?
>>5831427
Me x Ufufu ESTABLISHED
>>5831460
yeah, a thank fuck it won't feel.
i want to meet SOME of you irl. i don't want to join a huge cackle of hons on a completely age-inappropriate day out, thank you very much stefonknee.
>>5831460
Ok Kayla
>>5831424
Find someone to chat and flirt with online, don't send them a photo of yourself until they already like you enough to not care that you don't actually look like a cute 2D anime girl IRL.
>>5831460
mild autism detected
>>5831473
>>5831474
Can I be shipped with Mirin? No homo, obviously
>>5831476
i didn't accuse you of being kayla, stefonknee.
have you asked your adoptive parents to take you to didneylan yet? lol
(nah you're okay, play with lego all you want)
>>5831478
>tfw so disgusting and hon you have to trick people into liking you
>>5831482
ass thesis
>>5831453
>not color-coordinating your blocks
It'd look so much better if the colors weren't picked completely at random.
>>5831489
yeah. i died inside sometime between 2008 and 2009. i've somehow managed to carry on a walking cadaver for so long.
>>5831485
It's not a trick, the real you isn't your body, it's your personality, right? ...right? ;_;
>>5831489
>dead inside
I thought this was obvious
Maybe if I got drunk and took my old legos out of storage for the hell of it, sure
>>5831476
Aw... I didn't mean to hurt you anon. I'm sorry.
>>5831485
nice sleeping
FUCK YOU ALL YOUR ALL THE WORST PEOPLE EVER! BEFORE YOU FACISTS TRY AND TONE POLICE ME NO THAT YOU DO NOTHING BUT PROMOTE EVIL PATRIARCY AND RAPE CULTURE YOU DENY THE LIVED EXPERIENCE OF COURAGOUS PEOPLE WHO WORK TO MAKE THE WORLD BETTER YOU PROMOTE ABALISM AND RACISM BY KRITIZIING GRAMMER AND SENTANCES AND ATTACK WOMYN WHO TRY TO RIGHT GAMES FOR PEOPLE TO SEE THAT NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT MENS RIGHTS
YOU DON'T NEED DYSYPHORIA TO BE TRANS AND YOU PROMOTE HATE BY HAVING THREADS ABOUT PASSING IT DOESN'T MATTER IF I WEAR MAKUP YOU SHOULD REPECT MY PRONOUNS
FUCK YOU NO TONE POLICE PATRIACY RAPE CULTURE
>>5831501
I dunno anon.
>tfw so fucking ugly even your friends say you're ugly
>>5831503
t r y i n g
We can doto if you want
You girls need to learn to play nice. Poor legoanon
>>5831491
Didn't you say you were leaving like 10 hon posts ago?
>>5831506
i should do school stuff too and you should sleep soo
lets do it
>>5831504
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
>>5831508
this is a rare fatty maddie
>>5831504
>>5831504
Ok.
>>5831384
Who is this?
>>5831489
You're late to the party.
>>5831490
a e s t h e t i c s?
>>5831491
I don't know. I think my choice of transportation is much more edgy
>adopt beta orbiter and have him drive you everywhere
rare mac
>>5831504
is that oc or pasta? i liked it. 17/19
>tfw no one wants to ship alpha males like me
>>5831525
Mad? You keep saying bye but you keep sticking around so you're just being inefficient with your words.
>>5831532
Y-your'e perfect....
hey im still masc enough to have sex with a gay man if i go to a gay bar right
>>5831504
>>5831535
>tfw you're more masculine than an alpha male
>>5831535
i heard that kayla's got the hots for you
THAT IS MY ORIGINAL FEELINGS SOCIAL JUSTICE IS WINNING FEEL THE BERN RAPE CULTURE PROMOTORS WE ARE WINNING YOU WILL NOT DENY MY LIVED EXPERIENCE
>>5831410
>Implying that the femboys have a healthier approach
Please, you ever saw how crazy they are?
>>5831532
ass thesis i swear how's it going faggot
>>5831544
But what happens when it turns out that 'gay man' is actually just another transwoman looking to hook up with a gay man herself?
What happened to Kiwi? I haven't seen him post in a while.
>>5831535
>ywn pass as well as adri to become fayes ship
>>5831550
Oh I'm not advocating that (although I don't think they're much more crazy than most of us to be honest), but it's a lot easier to start thinking of yourself as a girly boy than jumping all the way to trying to convince yourself that you're a reel womyn.
>>5831561
still here as anon randomly making insults at jocelyn and cheska
>>5831538
:3
>>5831544
>tfw last time I got laid was as a boy
>>5831550
Can confirm. Dated a femboy and he was probably the devil
>>5831551
Are you flirting with me?
>>5831536
You're actually right. I'm drunk and shitposting and being ruuuulll fucking annoying. Sorry about that anon. Have a great day/night whatever. Later!
>>5831544
Maddie, sweetie. If you try to butch the fuck up yeah lrobably, but I think it's a bad idea. It'll mess with your head. You should probably take a break from the board for the night. Especially after all that shit thrown at you. Look after yourself. Goodnight x
>>5831571
yes def i am the flirt heck outta here faggot i'm curious how you are
>>5831384
You play wow right? Jekata?
>tfw everything about you is really fucking masculine
>>5831544
>ywn pound fattie maddie big boy butt after a few drinks
>>5831574
>If you try to butch the fuck up yeah lrobably, but I think it's a bad idea. It'll mess with your head
idk if i can do butch, im femme af. i just wanna cuddle someone tonight. too bad i have gyno tits
I see shitposting is proceeding swimmingly.
>>5831590
tfw everything about you is really fucking feminine
>>5831601
>ywn ktf
What's it like?
>>5831605
its more like pic related
>wake up
>turn on computer
>module failed to load check system.d
>let it keep looping trying to boot
>say fuck it and change root into the fucking this
>have a hunch it is just catalyst being gay
>update it to straighten it out
>it just werks
>but into my i3 system
>apply for some jobs
>go outside for a walk
>still bummed out after I went looking to buy a car yesterday
>all these shitty used cars cost slightly less than a new car.
>even with my dad's prefect credit it will cost 170 dollars a month for a five year loan on a new car
>even if he puts 10k down it will still cost a late
fuck my life.
>>5831609
every other part of my life sucks so pretty bittersweet. I'd trade it to be a better person in a heartbeat.
>>5831597
i wish i could cuddle with you
>>5831571
>Dated a femboy and he was probably the devil
This isn't Devilman, anon. What makes you think the devil would masquerade as a qt twink?
>>5831620
trump will kill the zodiac killer leaving behind a trail of his corpse
>>5831529
maddie pre-hrt
>>5831619
not even close, not fat enough
>>5831610
I think you look really cute faye
where do i shop for lingerie in canada?
>>5831641
>shop for lingerie in canada?
>shop
you poor soul
>tfw ate at Chipotle
I wonder what kind of food safety neglect I'm gonna die to
>>5831643
That was you? yay you. Thanks for responding to my shitpost.
>>5831620
System.d is cancer desu.
>>5831621
Fuck, I'm masculine and everything sucks. I'm a bad person as well. Just fuck my whole life up senpai.
>>5831643
faye are you gonna cuddle with me when we meet up or just do normal platonic things
>>5831427
me x Aife otp
tfw amazing orgasm during bondage + body worship session
>wake up
>norhing to do
>my computer is in montana
>i cant play dota
>i have jury duty tomorrow
>i just want to play dota
>i want to become great at it
>i havent played since december
>the last time i played i was in the middle of quadrupling my mmr
>i could be 3.5k by now
I'm sick
>>5831653
You probably have people that like you at least. People talk to / about you and know you here I know that for sure.
>>5831619
hide your gyno tits there sir
>>5831654
-grabs him by the throat- back the fuck off faye!
>>5831643
>I'd have you on you back hog tied before you thought of your first move
>I'd have you on you back
>you back
your checkmate is a lot less sweet with grammer like that
>>5831667
-tattles on you- now we're both cringey
>>5831664
>tfw no maddie in a snape outfit
>>5831562
>me
>passing
>>5831660
i like playing dank seer and nyx nyx nyx
>>5831643
fight me street rules 1v1 no hacks, i'll wipe the floor with your fragile old body m8 i swear on me fockin mam
>>5831427
me x trash selfcest
>>5831662
Ahh, I get you senpai, well not in the way that I know the experience, but in the idktf and hope you won't again either kinda way.
>you will never pass
>you will never be good at brood mother
>you will never be a cute spider
tfw i will never pass and passgen is cruel
>>5831427
trump x cruz 2behonmost
>>5831690
maybe if you stopped playing garbage heros you would pass
I am getting weed. Yay friends who love me.
>>5831698
how do you get those
>>5831654
How about you give me whatever times you'll be available, I'll wear a nice coat and cowboy boots, pick you, take you wherever, and hold your hand while we walk around and look at stuff. I don't think anyone wants me around long enough for us to find a cuddle spot
>>5831675
I blame my iPhone, it constantly fucks shit up
>>5831705
friends
>tfw you will never find a guy who will make you feel like a natural woman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icRaocj3xIw
why continue?
>>5831687
My life has been this feel for years but thanks for the sentiment. You actually reply to me on here somewhat often. Wanna maybe chat somewhere else sometime?
>>5831702
by being nice. honestly idk I am super lucky. I am getting 4 whole grams from this guy. We have a mutual friend.
>>5831714
Friends leave you, weed will always pick you up.
>>5831711
omgggggggg
i will send you my phone number over skype soon
>>5831697
Brood mother is fine okay?
She is also qt
>>5831705
brood mother just sucks. never had a game where they hero was a threat. it is always like, that hero you can just ignore as you win the game. bam free spider gold and a pushed lane
>you'll never get to talk to maddie over the phone
fuck this live
>>5831681
Shut the fuck up, be nice to yourself, if she passed as well as Adri I'd leave my gf for her if she asked, I wouldn't play games, I'd be totally invested in making her an honest woman
>>5831714
Just pass.
>>5831729
Dude i'm a micro master kill you'reselfe
i was in the 'nam slaying gooks left and right, i know how to take down an old AGP guy with unkempt long hair or two famallah
>>5831693
>ywn post in passgen bc ywn pass
>>5831698
yay weed
>tfw no one to share with
Okay, neither myself or Ufufu post here much anymore but I know she's going through some tough times right now. I know some of you are good friends with her, so send her a text or send her a message on Facebook.She needs all the cheering up she can get. :\
>>5831711
>hold your hand while we walk around and look at stuff.
Does Stefanie know about this?
>>5831746
they hugbox and say 'androgynous' but they really mean 'mandrogynous'
>>5831717
Sure, senpaitachi. [email protected] is my e-mail if you wanna do like whatever contact method senpai.
>>5831740
well i bought a gem which takes zero effort and we win and brood mother loses. cannot hide in trees, do not want to lose spiders and it is gg.
show me where i can find some good brood mother plays
>>5831760
How can you buy gem when you're being farmed faggot
>all the interesting people left
>nothing but shitposting and video game talk
I fucking hate all of you
>>5831763
easily one of the most ignorable heros in the entire game.
no web === safe
web === wow a sentry on it
so easy to have control over that hero
>>5831766
wehateu2
>>5831758
Cool, I'll email you soon.
>>5831744
Fuck nam, nam had a front line, it had safe zones, all of Iraq was a kill zone, back in your day they said "watch your 6" aka your back, in my day we said "keep your head on a swivel" because this shit was coming at us 360. All you had to worry about was bamboo shoots in a ditch with leaves over them, I was literally mortared.
I will blood choke you with your own little snotty tshirt of your favorite faggy emo band, and you better pray you don't wake up until I'm finished with you.
melly made it so everyone here can too!
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1457312718979.jpg
>>5831780
but sandniggers pop out and die like rabbits
>>5831755
1.weird stalker
2. If it's going to happen, I'll let her know, I told her everything than happened when me and Adri hung out.
This isn't kindergarten
>>5831772
>this is what noobs believe
jesus christ
"transition won't slowly ruin every part of your life"
haha 10/10 memeing friends
>>5831758
what;s your skype?
>>5831792
idk my life was p ruined before transitioning too
>>5831792
ha ha my life was already ruined before trying to transition
>>5831785
the funniest thing I've seen in these shit threads FOR OVER A WEEK
>>5831785
Melly can do better than that.
>>5831800
Do it faggot
>>5831814
im melly
>>5831748
Fuck, I never really talked to her outside of here but I hope she's okay.
>>5831789
>not telling them how you and your gf both chased me together
:^)
>>5831629
Does maddie play wow?
>>5831821
>thinking doxing someone on Facebook is going to run their relationship
This picture is weirding me out. Such little changes make her face look way different.
>>5831819
Sent ;)
>>5831830
She said you were cute, you are, get over yourself
>>5831780
but muh swamps and muh gooks with superior weapon equipment and muh wheelchair, surely you jest when you wanna compare your sucky ass iraqi walk in the park where the worst crisis ever happening there when you boys were in the tent jerking each other off and giggling like schoolgirls, realized you are out of lube, got PTSD and had to be sent home like a pussy ass queer you are, kid
>>5831835
kek you deserve it
>>5831830
>tfw faye and her gf will never chase you
if u reply to this post ill gender you correctly when i see it
me newest
rate (& subscribe)
>>5831856
bad feel
getting chased is fun
>>5831858
heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
>>5831858
Hi your cool ^^
>>5831858
oogie boogie nigga
>>5831847
Dear person I don't know, I am spooky man, your boyfriend said he was going to hold hands with someone, he also said he's been upset about his transitioning and your lack of support of it, I don't know if he has told you about this, but this is scandal! enjoy your life, enclosed are lewd photos you were in the room while he took and posted them to 4chan.
Thank you for your time,
Le resistance
>>5831858
Beep. You're nice. I'm a lady, you're a lady, let's see if we can make this work. And if not let me clean your room while you eat ice cream and we'll listen to justice.
But mainly let me clean that room
>>5831858
You better chose the right one compadre
>>5831865
im a spooky man who wants you to hold his hand
>>5831837
the alteration to her chin and jawline is hardly a little change.
the brow area is admittedly subtle in its changes and with massive effect. in feminizing, it's the equivalent of getting forehead reconstruction for brow bossing, and a brow lift to arch the brows. there's a little alteration of canthal tilt in the pictures too, which you can get surgery for.
>>5831858
hi beep!
are you coping alright just now?
i can't help worrying about you :/
>>5831863
group hug
shit i am drunk as h*ck
>tfw you spend an afternoon building a gayman computer for a friend in exchange for alcohol
#JustAGPThings
>>5831876
me too LOL
>>5831865
okay you deserve it
>>5831874
group hug!
Hi there! I haven't been around much today. Areou new? Just asking cause I don't recognize the trip.
>>5831858
>>5831873
Annie Clarke makes me feel tingly in my benis and my feelings..
>>5831883
Deserve what anon?
>>5831879
So hot.
>>5831881
booze improves your funposting skills by 20% 2behonmost
>>5831858
gl :)
>>5831416
Not yet. There can only be one.
>>5831897
u told me u werent drinking today baka baka baka
>tfw u lie to maddie
its a bad feel
>>5831899
Sorry name, I refer to them interchangeably because I don't pay attention to trips enough :<
>>5831892
i see you have a very short term memory
>>5831908
Don't lie to yourself maddie
How to pass when manly piece of shit?
3 drunks? Am I the only high? Who else is smoking?
>>5831918
Ya either do or ya don't
>>5831918
ask maddie oh wait she doent pass
>>5831897
Stop drinking so muuuuch :<
>>5831918
Reincarnation, or fuck loads of money.
>>5831918
Easy, just present male.
>>5831919
i'm smoking dope from the cheese i get from the government and gem. neet life
>tfw things are going awesome with gf, I'm totally falling in love with her
>today shes gets these distant looks in her eyes where shes obviously thinking about something that is not good
>eventually coax out of her that she thinks that she doesn't deserve me and that she doesn't think its fair that she gets involved with me because there will always be some self-doubt in the back of her mind that I'm going to find someone better and move on
I fucking knew the universe was being too kind to me. I hope that with time she will realize that I am not going anywhere.
>>5831919
Drunk and high okay? It's dabs.
>>5831914
I see you're vaguely cryptic
maddie is cute please do NOT bully her
also pretending to be me or myself is against the tranny law and publishable by death
be warned
>>5831923
wait, for real? i dont pass?
>>5831930
>dabs
check ur murican privilege we only have flower over here unless we homegrow and process our own stuff
>>5831926
I do and I look weird as fuck
why is everyone drunk or a substance user here, if you don't wanna deal with the reality of your existence and numb yourself, why bother transitioning in the first case, unless you're all grass-is-greener betaboys
>>5831935
maddie you pass 100%
>>5831935
nope
>>5831935
you really look like a man wearing makeup
president sam hyde when?
>>5831950
Stfu noob
>>5831950
im not wearing any makeup tho????
would you let hillary clinton touch your boobs if she asked
>>5831932
i see you have the memory of a goldfish
>>5831935
You're super close. Don't pass to anyone looking for it, can see why a lot would not even notice. That's as unbiased as it gets mama
>>5831941
Maybe because weed enhances the quality life instead of numbs it
>>5831955
then you naturally look like a faggot
>>5831881
>tfw you can be getting drunk with maddie and edie in one week
>>5831923
>says the Autist
>>5831957
I don't get it sweetie
samuel hoidel FIRST JEWISH FTM TRANSGENDER PRESIDENT ever yeah #futuretobelievein
>>5831682
Dark seer is good. I am not big on nyx.
My favorite heroes to play are oracle, dazzle, wyvern, bounty hunter and earth spirit.
>>5831966
that's right capitalize My Description
>>5831963
edie too? i wanna meet edie, she's so cool
>>5831963
>>5831941
I don't do drugs, transitioning is never greener
>>5831956
pls respond
>>5831981
wait r u the zeemaps mod
my marker's outdated and i didn't save the link so i can't edit it or delete and make a new one
I want to pass ;_;
>>5831990
yeah
who u?
kayla the HONMAN
was a jolly happy soul
with an old mom dress and a big wide pool
was nothing but a troll
>shitposting edition
>everyone actually shitposts
oh... ok
thanks i guess
>>5831981
Then you're doing it wrong, yeme chan
>>5831998
>>5831981
>bro
>misgender
Top tier autism. CHris-Chan would be proud
>>5831970
ur not good at posting
make this fucking happen >>5831970
one post = one vote for sammy
can't slam the sam
>>5831998
What the fuck did you want
>>5831996
on the map, Dys3rd, East Midlands, England.
Am I still trans if i don't want to get bottom surgery?
Having /that/ is bothersome but i couldn't imagine mutilation like that.
>>5832006
sorry mr. professor but you can't slap the sam
>>5832010
hey ask Emma I'm a bit uhhhhhhhhh o.o
okay? Yes my friend
>>5832013
i understand that ur whole thing is that u just shit on people you don't like and ur going to "make mtfg great again" but ur just not really clever enough =\
>>5832002
Misgendering fuck <3
>>5832008
dont listen to me rn im just really high
>>5832003
my life
>>5832020
Thx... I haven't what tho?
>>5831941
>implying life is great all the time after you've transitioned
Drugs work, k?
3/6/2016 The Day /MTFG/ Died
https://youtu.be/r4LyoUGxVd8
>>5831955
you obviously are, no reason to lie about it
>>5831996
>>5831990
yea i got you kari, i deleted your old marker, send a new one and ill approve it
>>5832025
faye be my gf
>>5832022
you're a bit uhh what way? in you can't make zeemaps work, or your geography skills a shit?
where's emma?
>>5832026
>Adri hasn't been mean
>sent you to bed crying your eyes out
P..ls
>>5832030
i REALLY like this gif
http://www.tortugabackpacks.com/products/tortuga-air-carry-on-backpack
Just bought this backpack
and my friend gave me booty shorts
>>5832033
oh thanks! i'm not kari tho, you didn't delete hers did you?
lol
tfw u will never have a gf because afraid to leave house
>>5832041
My backpack is better
>>5832032
huh?
>>5832036
>pic
>>5832049
My current one is an everlane backpack, which is TINY
and it looks like a face
>>5832026
Bumbo
>>5832051
I want hugs :(
>>5832024
snape wtf, i thought we were friends!
>>5832057
im gonna buy you gelato and make everything ok bb
>>5832045
oh wait i got you guys mixed up my bad
dys3rd and nyterci were similar to me for some reason
Yay friendship!! I literally feel better from depression just by someone caring. About to smoke this. It smells so strong.
>>5832036
Uh, what?
>>5832065
Emmaaaaaaaaa
Hello how to pass
>>5831998
IdontknowwhatIexpected.jpg
>>5832068
Yay! Nice though~
>>5832075
>>5832074
you tell us, you already pass
quote of the day: “I don’t follow trends or try to compete with anyone. Everything I do stems from following my passion tbhon.” — Guo Pei
>>5832077
I am already stoned. and watching the voice. The reformed drug addict child star has an amazing voice.
>>5832086
d-dont worry i didnt delete your marker
i just confused you with her for a second
im silly
>>5832072
graceeeeeee
>>5832083
I do not pass.
I look like a 23 years old guy with long hair.
>>5832041
stop cutting yourself dumbo
>>5832086
we both changed our trip names recently
nycteri > kari
dys3rd > sal
i can see like, one similarity. in that the first vowel phoneme in our names was 'y' and has now changed to 'a', and we both did a way with a syllable... at least i'm guessing.
i always read nycteri as nic-teri, not NYC teri. i dunno which was right lol
>>5832058
Idk how srs gives a free pass though. Life can just suck for non trans related reasons that aren't easily fixed, srs or not. For those times, drugs are a godsend.
>>5832096
dude im way too high for this rn
>>5832024
Maddie, Konata is just a trip that Aife and titchbitch share
>>5832100
its a pun.
>>5832103
titchbits is my best friend and wouldn't betray me like that u_u
>>5832101
but, like, what does it MEAN, y'know? just... woah. it must be, like, a conspiracy or something
>>5832110
Adri said the same thing about Faye and we all know how that went.
>>5832091
Why are you so silly Emma?
>>5832103
tripping is for fags. its as the saying goes 'talk shit, drop trip'
>>5832096
Iirc nycteri had something todi with nycotine. I never quite understood either. Why name yourself after anything but a cute pokemon?
Hi
>>5832117
TALK SHIT GET HIT
>>5832123
how r u?
>>5832112
i'm saying it out of concern
>>5832124
I got it aall fucking backwards.
So where does nycteri come from then
![[Hachimitsu_Scans]_Hanayome_wa_Motodanshi_c01_17.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/PhdHmc8.jpg "[Hachimitsu Scans] Hanayome wa Motodanshi c01 17")
>>5831929
Oh, is this one of those relationships where each side thinks they're not good enough for the other?
>>5832118
>Why name yourself after anything but a cute pokemon?
hue
>>5832080
okay thats it
we're watching disney movies when you get here
ariel is my waifu
>>5832124
How are you?
>>5832138
b-but im ariel
>>5832108
Oh, I didn't get it because I'm of the opinion that drugs are legitimately pussying out of life a lot of the time anyways ;~;
hey y'all do i pass
>>5832146
literally a fat dragqueen
>>5832155
i will fucking kill you stop bullying maddie
>>5832150
this is /mtfg/, not trans-papier-mâché general. get out.
>>5831941
I don't drink and all the substances I use are ones I have prescriptions for, but can I still be a grass-is-greener betaboy that doesn't want to deal with reality?
>>5832120
hi kuppy :)
>>5832115
im not suree
i think its cause some girl i hung out with yesterday made me silly
>>5832163
o no
is silliness contagious???
rate me stats, intellectual inferiors
http://i.4cdn.org/lgbt/1456704016200.png
>>5832120
Hello there friend
>>5832163
How does a girl make you silly! Did she hit you on the head?
>>5832163
You were silly before that Emma. :)
>>5832157
lmao nice hon rage faggot
>>5832011
[spoiler]bump in hopes of a non-tumblr answer[/spoiler]
I should cross-post this in acegen if that's still a thing lol, but
QUESTION
can you have more than one squish or does that make you a squish-slut?
>>5832170
>this music
*yawn*
>>5832170
>those /mu/core albums
lmao pleb
Everything smells like chlorine rn
>>5832120
How have you been doing, Kuppy? Well, I hope.
>>5832178
The dick is a squish
>>5832155
hey bud, no fatshaming here k?
>>5832178
I'm not sure what a squish is?
>>5832157
But Maddie is a Fatty Maddie
>>5832184
I guess you could say that
Nothing bad has happened lately and dysphoria has been generally low for the past few days
>>5832181
I'm well! A bit sleepy so I'm laying in bed ~
How are you?
>tfw you look like a clone of your dad
>no one will ever hold you
>>5832201
maddie please hold me
>>5832170
>women are shallow
So are men, ya dingus
>>5832200
bored af desu
>>5832169
if it is yume is really silly so you're probably gonna have a bad case of it :3
>>5832171
well you did hit me on the head once, although i suppose it was more of a pat so maybe that was it
>>5832172
you're probably right, i probably had it all along
>>5832205
I'm a cis girl so i don't know this feel.
>>5832205
>tfw you look like a clone of your mum
good feel
>if your mum were pumped with testosterone during puberty
bad feel
>>5832203
I dont have a dirty mind, i had no clue what a squish was. I dont lurk acegen enough apparently.
Platonic crush tho. I've never heard of that. I think i have lots of those.
>>5832157
>>5832207
<--
>>5832201
any time snape my main man yo
>>5832199
That's good. Are things going well on the job / future transition front?
>>5832214
Next to my dad I look like a more masculine version of him.
>>5832218
>wow you look so much like your dad
fun fact: fatshaming and snapephobia will be illegal under president sanders
>>5832179
>complains about someone posting shitty music
>posts their own shitty taste
>>5832224
No
been busy with school and stuff
I won't be as busy with school this week though so I will start searching asap
>>5832235
Careful, you'll make even more /mtfg/ Trump-supporters with that sort of talk.
>>5832214
iktf my man
>>5832235
>President sanders
>>5832221
Genuinely curious, what brings a gay guy to mtfg?
>>5832239
That's good; good luck with that!
>>5832249
Thanks
>>5832213
Headpats aren't supposed to make girls silly! I'm not strong enough to do it that hard either! It must have been something else~
>>5832212
Why don't you go do something huh?
>>5832241
I'm a real girl, unlike these "girls", lol.
>>5832114
>how that went
She got trip gfs and bullied me?
>>5832181
I'm very great!! I have the next two days off, I've been working less hours, I got addicted to a great (new) steam game, and I'm really excited to see maddie and edie in a week because they both seen like really cool people!!
>>5832182
thats worrifying
I think I may have found the most groundbreaking, important video exposé of sociopolitical issues ever to be uploaded on youtube.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ee8kbIXgEM
>>5832213
so your saying I can blame yume on me being silly???
yesss
>tfw you make dad noises while playing vidya
>>5832258
I come here because I'm a depressed tranny and this is where depressed trannies come to hang out. Surely depressed trannies can't be so entertaining that a gay dude would want to watch.
>>5832170
It's like the I'm 18, but am too mature to be around these children starter pack. You seem like the average pretentious p4k-loving kid tho. Why are you so deep, like evangelion? Nah, but memes aside get into art music instead of pop. Like I have 2 (arguably 3 considering that 20 jazz has more rhythm and arguably less depth than their other works) pop albums in my top 4. Listen to Abu Lahab tho. He's good.
But I'm just a pretentious 19 year old tranny, so taking my onion srsly is stupid.
this is me mtfg browsing music: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ6eD9TbCAc
>>5832284
everyone comes here to laugh at us : c
reply to this post if u want konata to leave
>>5832285
>throbbing gristle
Holy shit I thought I'd never find someone else that likes them
>>5832290
MY MOTHA FUKINN NIGGGGGGAAAAAAAA
>>5832290
Pls, I loop this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HORkT4a2MhQ
>>5832178
Unironically having a squish is gay and for tumblr faggots
>>5832262
>I'm not like the other transgirls!
>>5832281
stardew valley
its kinda like a combination of harvest moon and minecraft and its really fun!!
It only came out a couple weeks ago but its already more popular than a bunch of actual triple a games which is how yume first found it and we bought it
How do I stop looking male?
>>5832321
B-but this isn't /ftmg/ or /gaygen/...
>>5832285
That's some top tier taste
>>5832308
aww
way to be a killjoy
i absolutely swear that i am 100% sure that my squishes are genuine and not in any way, shape or form repressed infatuation.
what do you take me for, meanie?
>>5832314
Sounds interesting
I've just being playing the lame games I always play :/
>>5832321
>i am a gay man (and a ftm
That's two things we aren't though
Also why are you on estrogen?
>>5832296
post bulge
>>5832362
BEEP IS PURE AND GOOD STOP TRYING TO CORRUPT HER YOU FILTHY DEGENERATE
>>5832313
I'm cis female, so no I'm not.
>>5832352
>what do you take me for, meanie?
The kind of person who says "squish" and doesn't mean the sound or verb
>>5832383
I'm so sorry. ;_; I won't judge it against you.
>>5832313
what is this from again
>>5832383
Epik trole
>>5832383
why are you here?
>>5832296
>tfw the world sees your pain and struggles as hilarious
>>5832384
By similar token, may I take you for the kind of person who says "faggot" and doesn't mean a bundle of sticks, or who says "gay" and doesn't mean of a cheery disposition?
Go be prescriptivist elsewhere. Booo.
>tfw you lose all your games in dota 2
T R U T R A N S
>>5832429
>tfw Za Warudo won't stop putting you down
>>5832307
not 2 mention, aren't you too old for this kind of music, hmm?
>>5832263
What? :( I'm not bullying you, why do you keep saying that I am?
>>5832383
pls be my gf
>>5832429
I wish people could understand ;~;
>>5832512
>no bulge i cut it off in a dysphoric fit when i was a child
for real tho?
you go hard on the motherfuckin paint nigga
>>5832415
Hanayome wa Motodanshi.
>>5832146
let waifu(n) be a function determining the waifu of person n
let there be variable x = ariel
ariel = waifu(gem)
if maddie = x, then (maddie) = waifu(gem)
QED
>>5832358
please get stardew valley then, or at least check it out on steam
its a great game that you can sink a lot of time into
>>5832547
eh
won't buy now
don't wanna run out of money
>>5832545
is there a link to a full album?
>>5832448
LET ME SUCK ON YOUR TOES
>ywn be a brotha and creampie bernie's public domain bp with your BBC
>>5832458
>Losing
>not winning because you're the trutrans, goat healer
I must harm to heal
>>5832307
nOTING WRONg With me
NUFFIN WRONG WITH ME
NOTHING
WRONG
WITH
ME
WROOOOOOOOO
[spoiler]10/10 song taste[/spoiler]
>>5832573
let me have my squish, bully
im sad cause ill never be a girl. closest ive been is wearing my sisters panties. but knowing that there are a ton of people who feel the same way makes me feel a little less worse
>>5832590
http://dynasty-scans.com/series/hanayome_wa_motodanshi
Bonjour, je'amie booty butts
>>5832630
Why would you let me stop you?
>berniebros hungry for sum BBC.jpg
>>5832695
I like that they felt so salty that they needed to come back a month later to post that second post.
>>5832421
No real reason, just passing by like I would at a circus or a zoo.
>>5832507
she's in love with you and lashing out
What is the appropriate range for e and t on your blood testz
>>5832688
is the story based on a real-one or just fiction?
>>5832714
yeah everyone on youtube comments is crazy as h*ck
>>5832725
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hormone_replacement_therapy_(male-to-female)#Hormone_levels
citations can be dl'd as pdf from that wiki
Why is everyone here obsessed with passing? It's all you talk about yet it's soooo easy to pass, being attractive is another story, and that'd probably what most of y'all are struggling with. Unless you have a hulk body or something...
>>5832723
That's not how you fall in love with someone.
>>5832731
It's autobiographical from what I understand.
>>5832755
I'm so fucking confused. My most recent bloodtests are in and i understand the normal male range of testosterone would be like, in some measurement of ng/dl. But mine is reading a number at a measurement of L. Am i reading this wrong? Do i have tons of t in my system? Do i need to finally up my spiro to 200mg?
>>5832770
I don't think I have a 'hulk body' but I am 6'4" and have a moderately wide chest so yeah, it's going to be kind of hard to pass at all, it'll be easier to be attractive than pass actually I think haha.
>>5832790
nmol/L?
>>5832800
Are you really 6'4? Wow, do you pass when you present female?
>>5832804
It just says L. And my e is "H".
I feel like batman right now having tea alone at this big table
>>5832507
>you have been visited by the friend bully, you will be visited by the anon brigade but only if you don't post "yumi mummy cummies" in this thread
>>5832536
yes for real. It probably hurt a lot but I was dissociating really hard the whole time. Yay tmi.
>>5832813
weird
L as in low and H as in high? they aren't using any conventional units of measurement.
do they even give any numbers?
>>5832770
because most people here think that if someone genders them male even once out of countless times then they look like a man
>>5831748
????
??
?????
>>5832809
I haven't tried yet for just that reason. ;_; I will eventually but I'd like to at least get done with laser hair removal first, I really, really don't want to be the delusional bearded transwoman stereotype.
>>5832823
aww beep :(
it's not fair you had to go through that.
>>5832821
Stop, this isn't funny.
>>5832841
How old are you?
>>5832824
80 L
125 H
If.it just means low and high, i think my t is too high. If its 80 dl, it should be 55 dl or lower i believe.
>>5832838
I'm sorry to hear you're going through some tough times according to an Anonymous posting without any corroborating evidence, Ufufu; I know you're going to get through it, though, so stay positive!
>>5832838
ufufu please post here more i looked up to you all the time when i was like 15 in 2013 pls
>>5832838
hey ufufu! how are you?
>>5832856
thank u lol
shannon is very nice and considerate and did message me to see if anything was wrong and nothing is really so im kinda confused about anon
>>5832861
okay, no, but thank you and i'm sorry :(
>>5832862
hi! i am doing solidly fine.
>>5832865
hi ufufu i'm glad you're ok
i think it's really great that you kicked your mtfg habit and you're doing well
>>5832855
yeah i guess the T is in ng/dl.
>>5832854
I'm 29; I'll be 30 this month.
>>5832862
what have you been up to? anything new and exciting? miss you!
>>5832865
hi ufufu!!
I've never talked to you before but you sound really cool
>>5832865
oh i asked if portland is better than nyc in a thread a while ago and someone told me to ask you
which is it
lots of religious shitposting on lgbt tonight
>>5832865
ufufufufufufu can I butter your biscuit?
>>5832880
Can I see a picture?
>>5832865
what have you been up to?
anything new and exciting? miss you!
queen ufufu is the best trip of all time
>>5832893
this.
>>5832898
best girl
>>5832874
I should double my spiro dosage then.
>>5832901
kill yourself
>>5832904
She is arguably best girl
>>5832872
hey, thank you anon. i am doing okay yeah. not great but certainly a bit better than i was doing when i was posting here all the time
>>5832881
(i assume tis was for me) nah! not really, other than putting together a book of some of my work. and also i'm going to spain in the summer. but i'm still at the same job and stuff.
and also i saw curious incident of the dog in the night-time yesterday and it was pretty good and i cried.
>>5832883
hi ! should i watch steven universe?
>>5832884
well it kinda depends on the kind of stuff you like, whether you have money/steady employment, etc
i think i liked portland more though nyc has plenty of things going for it
>>5832887
yes muff u can
>>5832893
aw shucks. y'all are some sweeties.
>Mom kept pressuring me to chose a name
>Eventually I just tell her to pick one for me because I'm frustrated with her trying to rush me
>several weeks go by of my immediate family calling me this name and I still don't feel any connection to it and it doesn't really feel right
>kinda regretting telling her she could pick my new name
lol wat do
>>5832914
tell her
oh i am having some health problems though i fucked my foot up and havent been able to wear cute/cooltmo boots in literally months :(
>>5832918
ok
>>5832910
what work are you putting together? writing or visual art?
are you still cute? give us a selfie :)
>>5832888
Ah, well, I'd rather not while I'm still in boy mode full-time and am not out to almost anyone, sorry; I know it's paranoid but I'm kind of probably-unjustifiably scared of the possibility of being outed to certain people before I feel I'm ready to have them know. Sorry!
reminder to the thread that currently yumi gem and adri are bullying faye over some stupid misgendering drama but they openly say they're attracted to our unpassing masculine features.
>>5832934
Trip on faye
>>5832915
but they're all already used to this name now and my mom really likes it and I'd feel bad telling her I'd only agreed to it because she was being a pain in the ass, and it's not like I've even managed to think of an alternative, it's just this name doesn't really feel right to me. Plus I think it'd be awkward and kinda immature to complain about it now.
>>5832823
poor little beepy i wish i could give u a hug
>>5832938
maybe you should have thought of that sooner
>>5832923
ok
>>5832929
visual stuff! no selfies sorry i havent taken any on this computer in 5ever
>>5832939
naw i dont think so, its not something ive been bitching about online anywhere, so unless anon is a coworker... lol
i think they were just messing around desu.
>>5832938
that sucks and i was kind of in a similar situation (people were pushing me for a name) and i just sort of settled on something that's never been 'quite right'. but then you have to think about how cis people generally don't exactly love their names, so is it a real big deal? idk
>>5832910
I'd recommend it as long as you avoid the fanbase and the counter fanbase
the art is amazing, the lore is done nicely, and the characters are great and actually grow and change
I love it, and I even got yume to admit that its really good for a kids show
>>5832823
God that's so devistating even to read <3
>tfw you can never bully beep again
>tfw you want to make her tea with a biscuit
>>5832938
What is the name?
And I mean, it's not like you haven't already rejected one name your family has given you already, I'm sure they'll be able to deal with it, haha. Just tell them that the name doesn't feel right to you.
>parents always call me Joey
>tell them to call me grilname
>start calling me Joe
>>5832957
ah so cool. i would love to see some of your art work if you're willing to share some?
>>5832957
What happened between you and Rawr? Did you do something for her to dox you like that?
>>5832949
Yeah it wasn't the most mature decision on my part but she'd already thought of this name and had been pushing me to go with it and I was just kinda exhausted and didn't feel like arguing it anymore.
>>5832957
>so is it a real big deal?
That's part of the problem for me though, I'm not sure if I should say something because I'm not sure if it is a big deal. Like cis people don't often get to choose their names but then being able to choose your own name seems like it's one of the few actually cool things about being trans so idk
>>5832971
>What is the name?
Aubrey, which is an alright enough name, but I'm just not sure if it's right for me.
>Just tell them that the name doesn't feel right to you.
Yeah I probably should just do that.
>ufufu is back
Today is a good day
Hi ufufu!
>>5832980
Think of it from your parents perspective, they want it to be a phase. They don't want their son to be a caitlyn jenner freakshow.
>>5827211
Why is this shit a thing?
Most legbutts don't support Trump(sorry yume you fat sack of shit), yet /pol/tards who express a constant desire to kill LGBT on "the day of the rope". Demand we support their guy.
>>5832957
post bulge
face epilation is a hell of a stimulant
>>5832994
they're fine with everything else its just the name i don't get it
>>5832985
maybe i'll come by and drop a link when it's all done and up :d thanks for your interest!!
>>5832988
i love that this meme is still going on
>>5832990
even if you're not sure, i'd still talk to her about it... try to convey that you're just somewhat on the fence and that maybe you guys could think of something else together? that way you're not taking it away from her entirely but you'll be able to steer towards something you'd prefer.
>>5832992
hi! i'm heading out now tho. sorry! work in the morning and all
>>5833001
nope, bye
>>5832999
>some people just want to see the world burn
>>5832980
Is it a girl name that it at least makes sense to shorten to Jo, or are they just doing it to annoy you?
>>5832934
everybody knows you bullied adri
>>5833006
They're not fine with it, but they want to be supportive since you're their son
>>5833007
kk, sounds good. i'll look forward to seeing it. :)
>>5833007
I picked a crappy time to be afk ;~;
Bye for now!
Pre-op sexual aides... any ideas?
>>5833011
>No matter what happens you will always be our son!!!
fuck off mom. im never becoming a manly man and im never going to grow out facial hair or settle down and have kids. REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>want to watch seinfeld reruns
>parents are recording the walking dead and fucking john oliver
>can't watch anything else while it's recording
its 2016 verizon come on
>>5833027
Butt stuff? Fleshlights? Magic wand?
What sort of parts are you looking to make use of?
>>5832999
/pol/ actually loves us. They act like they don't because they're edgy but they've all got an lgbt streak they're repressing.
Stop using sites like this and anything transgender. It makes you extremely depressed and self conflicted. Try to think of yourself as the gender you are and that you're not trans at all, it helps your psyche a lot.
>>5833038
/lgbt/ actually believes this.
