Something something trap card joke
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Previous thread: >>5828223
Maybe a little early, but the other thread's gone to shit anyway.
>>5829160
i went to a force of will sealed prerelease today, never done that before, was pretty fun, got a playmat
>>5829163
What's that game like? It looks kinda fun.
Good morning beautiful ladies how are you all today?
>>5829170
it's pretty fun, i like it, a lot cheaper than magic. Decks feel a lot more consistent, i think by design, with the separate lands deck and the EDH mulligan systems. I think currently aggro/midrange is pretty strong in the meta since it's really easy to get a consistent 1-2-3 curve here. not really sure, pretty new to it too. there're a lot of combo strategies available but apparently control is ded
subjectively it just feels refreshing and new. like, i dunno i like the sense of wonder and unknown that i dont get with magic anymore since i just know it too well, it's nice to discover new things and think about how cool they are without getting embroiled in all the magic drama
Life is too fucking nuts
I just want a life partner.
Greatness. At all cost.
>tfw elffag
>>5829160
Such a joke can only be applied to 2% of mtfg..
>>5829316
I have old M:tG cards from twenty years ago or so. Wonder if I could sell them at a decent price.
>>5829331
A-anon ... show them to me ... There are a lot of things that people want from old editions ...
You girls love making new threads, don't you?
>>5829335
No moxes or black lotus if that's what you mean... Sold those really long ago.
>>5829363
Oh, I'm not looking for that kind of stuff anyway. But there are a lot of valuable things in there anyway.
>>5829239
seek a friend first
life will do a 180 from being nuts to bananas if you add a relationship on top of your already existing problemos
but, your own judgement
how do I accept myself for who I am
I'm fed up with all this self-loathing but idk how to escape it
>tfw you get collared by a gentle, soft boy with a BIG dick and a secret dominant streak
:3
>>5829493
oh and also he gives me headpats whenever I want, I just crawl up to the couch and gently headbutt him and he lets me put my head in his lap while he pats me it's literally heaven and I want it to last for ever and ever and ever
>>582949
Collars no ty
>>5829498
Cute af
>Tfw 1month HRT
>tfw nipples feel like they've been in clamps for the last two weeks
When does this stop
oh my god
weed is so good
so so good
I just really love weed it's so lovely
i bought fun hippy clothes from a circus store
>>5829698
Circus store? Hopefully the pants are baggy enough to hide the fact you're diapered lol
>>5829711
lol i did not get pants. that is creative tho
>>5829741
wtf do you do normally? just let it show?
jesus muff you look cute but I really don't understand why you do these things, this and coming off hrt
>>5829758
wear it under jeans or just wear it at home
i have been wearing dips before even transitioning
>>5829774
post bulge
>>5829789
this, I'm actually curious to learn more about this degeneracy, I feel like a journalist working for VICE Media
>>5829774
I only have one question, it's not meant as an insult: Why? For the love of God, why?
okay so say someone gets srs. and then rather than take estrogen they take testosterone, would their prostate start working again and cause them to ejaculate?
>>5829796
peeing is fun
>>5829801
oh what please tell me you're kidding
>>5829817
some people are just gross
The boob tingles have started and they've been annoying me since yesterday :') Jesus it feels like taking off nipple clamps except you keep doing it
what colour should I dye my amazing hair?
i was thinking galaxy colour
pink, purple and bloo
>Someone mentioned Zoids off-handedly
>Remember the cartoon and her
Oh god, Fiona
The main character was some typical anime kid who the little boys were supposed to associate with but for some reason I clicked with Fiona.
She was awkward and weird and absolutely adorable and I wanted to be her.
I don't even think I was 10.
Fucking anime.
>>5829968
You look like shit.
>>5830003
yeeee, I am still cozy too
>>5829989
fuck you though
i miss Zoids
>>5829968
Just dont do white. I realized last night, I'm getting a septum, i have hair color kinda like yours, people might think I'm copying you.
r9k is making fun of us again
>>5830046
Show how rad your hair is
Morning ladles.
>>5830101
Like I said before, have babies. At least let me try and give you some. :P
>>5830047
All robots are actually trannies in denial. It's why they're so bitter and making fun.
LMAO Jocelyn got c u c k e d
https://www.reddit.com/r/mypartneristrans/comments/46dz99/just_found_out_my_cis_gf_cheated_on_me_mtf/
>>5829968
leave it
>>5830225
>>5830225
Should I know who tha-
Oh.
Well, yeah, why would a straight girl want that?
>>5829160
excuse me I'm an on going field effect card
>>5830101
takes a lot of bleach to get it white.
The bottom part of my hair was done three times
>>5830239
when are you and adri going to kick yume out of your relationship for being a neet and a tranny image hoarder?
>>5829160
>tfw 2,500 dollar random magic singles collection, with two additional standard decks worth $1200, and an 800$ Modern deck
>>5830249
fuck off
>>5830238
>>5830246
aren't you a white supremacist? why are you talking to a mexican?
>>5829968
Do Mermaid hair , let me love vicariously through you
>>5830225
>literally stalking
Goodmorning everyone, how are you today?
>>5830268
>>5830246
I have two bottles of forty, and I'm bleaching the part that was already bleached. And i have white toner. I think its enough.
>>5830255
It's like hormones work or something.
>>5830271
>defending top hon this hard
Trip on Jocelyn.
>>5830268
thinking about yugioh now when I havent played it seriously in like 10 years :/
otherwise great though
>>5830269
What's wrong, friend?
>>5830276
I never got into yugioh :/ Why not like, try and play it again?
Glad to hear it anyway!
>>5830275
>my autism wants to believe
>my back yard right now
I'm getting pulled into some super fancy lunch on top the mountain, and I just want to drink coco in blankets
>>5830246
where do you buy your dips
>>5830260
that sea green? green?
my hair is too fluffy and wavy for that. Mermaid hair needs to be flat and gross
I always liked playing the videogames.
Probably saved me lots of money.
>>5830292
Aren't you in socal? WTF is this?
>>5830292
Your backyard is so pretty I'm jelly about like everything in your post
>>5830282
I meant to talk to my dad about why I'm seeing a therapist last night but I couldn't get him alone.
I'm getting ready to go to another kind of useless support group meeting on the request of my therapist. ("Just try 3 times, different people usually show up.")
Last night when I was drunk I ordered some pills and an epilator. I think to set the fire under me.
I'm not really depressed anymore. Just really overwhelmed and super uncertain about the future. So that's nice.
>>5830297
cherry creek estate
>>5830293
If you are a casual you can just by depends anywhere.
http://bambinodiapers.com/
I honestly rarely buy them and just end up getting them from friends. But when I did I just bought some bambinos
>>5830301
>I meant to talk to my dad about why I'm seeing a therapist last night but I couldn't get him alone.
I know the frustration pretty well there
>I'm getting ready to go to another kind of useless support group meeting on the request of my therapist. ("Just try 3 times, different people usually show up.")
Fingers crossed some people you can make friends with are there!
>Last night when I was drunk I ordered some pills and an epilator. I think to set the fire under me.
Some pills? Mones? Are you pre-transition?
>I'm not really depressed anymore. Just really overwhelmed and super uncertain about the future. So that's nice.
Yeah, you'll feel like that for a while. Something that's been important for me is keeping small short-term goals in mind instead of overwhelming myself with everything I need to do for transition. Right now I'm gonna focus on, say, voice work and shopping for clothes, I can move on to the next thing after that.
If you are pre-trans you'll probably feel more certain once you start. I was extremely nervous, unsure, constantly questioning, but now that I've begun I love it and I look forward to the future!
You're gonna be okay anon, I know it!
>>5830308
y-you're into abdl :?
tfw love my gf more than anything
>>5830282
Because the game has changed so much over all these years and I'd have to relearn how to play the game
I can actually buy my own cards and stuff now because I have a job, but I need a friend who plays it too atleast otherwise theres no point
Its fun tho
>>5830296
how are they? I've never played them because I liked the feel of actually having the cards when I had people to play with
>>5830309
I know :/
I can dream though, I miss playing it with friends as a kid
>>5830312
I do the short term goals thing to. Really helps me not think about months/years later, which isn't really good for me.
reply to this post if you love your sister
>>5830315
I like peeing, but I am not a little
>>5830323
reply to this one if you don't
>>5830309
>adri said she was invited to go with faye on this trip
>adri turns faye down and tells her to take her gf
>adri dates yume and gem
>faye gets jealous and sad and shitposts from her snowy bungalo
Suddenly this all makes a whole lot of sense.
>>5830319
Most are good. I like em because I can try out pretty much anything I want since I have access to all cards. Themed decks are so much fun, and its amazing how differently decks can play.
Been playing a console one that lets you play all the duels from the tv shows with the decks they had, useful for learning all the crazy newer stuff.
I'm not a Trump supporter but those of you who are please reassure me hes going to beat Cruz. I will go buy a make America great again hat if he keeps that psycho as far away from the white house as possible.
>>5830312
>Some pills? Mones? Are you pre-transition?
Pre-transition... and 25
>>5830312
>Something that's been important for me is keeping small short-term goals in mind instead of overwhelming myself with everything I need to do for transition.
Right. I understand this. I'm doing this. Just sometimes you have to take a step back and look at everything in order to be honest with yourself.
I think even if I get "stuck" somewhere along the way, I'll be able to live with myself knowing I made an effort.
>>5830319
> But I need a friend who plays it too at least otherwise there's no point.
In case you haven't heard of it: http://www.ygopro.co/
Great for just messing around with deck-building without having to shell out a crapton of money!
>>5830335
Thanks! You too!
>>5830335
you should get a gf its really nice
> Everyone brings up fertility issues as a side effect of hormones like it's a bad thing.
> MFW It'll give me a solid excuse to give my parents as to why I'm not going to have kids.
"Oh shucks, Mom and Dad, I'm actually sterile. What a shame. No 5-year old brats ruining my life for me!"
>>5830343
i used to have one, am i allowed to get a new one?
>>5830326
>>5830339
>Pre-transition...
Okedoke!
>and 25
Faye is 30(?) and she looks great, don't worry about your age. It's just stressing about something out of your control. You need to do the best with your situation. You may be 25 but that wont stop you from turning out well!
>Just sometimes you have to take a step back and look at everything in order to be honest with yourself.
I suppose so, but it's so easy to fall into a bad line of thinking and have my honesty turn into something not-so-true anymore. Just be careful, once you start thinking you're hopeless or something it gets really hard to get out of that pit. At least it is for me.
>I think even if I get "stuck" somewhere along the way, I'll be able to live with myself knowing I made an effort.
Good, don't give up before you've even started, and feel happy and proud you're actually doing something now
>>5830347
>tfw wanted kids but can live with adopting in exchange for not killing myself in the next couple years
>>5830343
I'd certainly like to!
>>5830323
i love all my trans sisters anon
>>5829968
> Non-ear piercings
> Look like you've been crying for the past 5 hours
Just end it
>>5830329
is that why faye was raging a little while ago?
>>5830326
She's a cunt.
>>5830366
J!!!
>>5830366
h-hey sis im getting day drunk today because i just finished my talk ^_^
>>5830358
woke up cozy
only thing I am upset about is the lack of waffle breakfast
>>5830336
thats really cool, I have a friend who used to play those a bunch
>>5830323
>tfw ywn have a cute younger sister to teach how to do girly things and go shopping and watch sappy romantic movies with and cry together and cuddle and eat ice cream with when either of you are sad and go on adventures together
>>5830340
neat!!
damn...
holy shit the discord is so good
literally every trans chat ever but without faggot mods ruining it
have i found trans girl heaven?
>>5830375
i've always been a girl tho???
>>5830367
DAMAGE CONTROL
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>>5830309
>so I went up to have a romantic weekend with gf/hang with friends
You mean chasing girls half your age here?
>>5830375
Y chromosome doesn't actually imply being a man, some girls have it too because mutation etc;
>>5830375
Oh darn, you got me, time to detrans
>>5830384
you don't look it hence the misgendering.
>>5830399
wtf!!
Tfw no papa franku bf
>>5830367
stop trying to cover your ass
>>5830399
>tfw your chromosomes dont pass
>>5830410
no one ever checks my chromosomes
but sometimes i get lazy on the grooming and my penis stops passing
If you don't pass after 3 months of HRT it means your body wants you to stay male.
>>5830410
>TRIGGERED
stop being chromophobic
>>5830410
Y chromosome is just a butchered X chromosome :^)
>>5830420
what if you grow huge boobs tho? is it cuz your body wants you to stay agp?
>>5830420
>>5830394
>tfw shitposting mile high club
>>5830413
I can't email you, my email doesn't work right when sending to gmail for whatever reason!! Maybe I'll make an email somewhere else soon, or we'll just have to become pen pals.
Also, it's a super beautiful day and I'm gonna ride my bike!! See you later!
>>5830427
Faye stop shitposting and enjoy the outside!! Put your phone away and forget about us for a while.
>>5830375
>tfw same big ass adam's apple
>tfw same square chin
>tfw same receding hairline
>tfw same smug thin lips (manly)
>tfw same body builder's shoulders
#triggered
>>5830428
Please do! Have fun ^~^
i bought a ZX Spectrum+2 :D
>>5830437
post butt
>tfw 5'11
>tfw forever hontall
everyone in my family including males is 5'3 so like wtf!!!
>>5830449
it's what you get for wanting to be a girl
>>5830451
i must be cursed f a m
>>5830449
Tall girls are nice anon~
>>5830449
5'11 is fine desu. imo 6'3+ is fucked territory
>>5830443
t-thats illegal
>>5830462
butt!
TFW perfect alpha male body (and perfect quarterback shoulders)
TFW perfect alpha male face
TFW still turned out a tranny
I wish I was fcking making this up just for attention!
>>5830462
BUTT!
>>5830375
>chromomeme
The gene that determines the end result isn't even on the last pair.
>>5830458
B-but I don't pass so I am just a weird tall abomination and not a girl
>>5830465
Go into women's MMA
>>5830468
where is it then?
>>5830465
>I wish I was fcking making this up just for attention!
But you are.
>>5830469
What is this quitter talk? You can do it anon! And then you're gonna princess carry me around!
>>5830449
being tall is really fun
i wish i was taller
( ._. )
>>5830465
>Dont think my shoulders or upper back are too bad
>See a pic of myself from behind someone took
>Look like I should be a starting NFL linebacker
Can something hit me in the head really hard so I wake up in the hospital and all feelings of wanting be a girl are gone?
>>5830476
I am not! You should see the silhouette of my body, it looks like that of a ripped 6 foot rapist.
>>5830478
Why would princes carry me around or even touch me when there are transgirls who are much smaller than me and actually cute and actually passable? Don't believe in fairy tales, sorry!
I think I've finally accepted defeat. After years of struggle, countless dollars spent and no one left to go to, I think I can officially call it on my transition. I can't stop taking HRT, I'll literally die if I do, but I'm done trying to pass and I'm done trying to be happy.
You girls are amazing, I don't know how you all do it
>>5830486
BUtt
>>5830472
But I hate violence.
>>5830483
Same. I wish I was fucking dead already. I hate my menacing-looking body so fucking much knowing that nothing about it can be fixed.
>>5830491
Well, I know a ripped 6'2" rapist-looking guy I could set you up with, if that would help. 2 inches on you would help, right?
>>5830503
welcome aboard the /i will never transition but i will stay on HRT for life/ train
president of our club: kayla
>>5830496
ALLOW ME TO CHASE YOU, M'LADY
>>5830486
Butt please
>>5830510
He's probably from a different continent than me t b h
i wanna get on hrt but do not wanna go see a doctor irl.
what is the most popular hrt brand to buy online?
>i only have paypal
>>5830513
/hrtforlife/ is what you sign up for when you pay a doctor 4,000.00 to castrate you
>>5830515
But I am so gross and if you just knew how I look like you wouldn't chase me ever, ironically or not.
>check facebook
>someone i know died
yeah g-great day everyone heres your pizza
i will pass as soon as sanders becomes president
sanders will never become president
Fuck, should I keep going in order to acquire butte? Industrial areas suck.
>>5830532
Someone you know? Well big fucking deal bro. People die and you should too. Kill yourself.
>>5830449
5'11 is about average for men. Since you aren't really a girl, it's fine. You're just a man pretending to be a girl and no one except for yourself holds you to cis girl standards.
>>5830526
that is really depressing
i wish i wasn't such a coward and killed myself
>>5830460
>tfw 6'3
>>5830531
Don't be so down on yourself. I might be a filthy chaser, but I still can say this: happiness goes a long way towards making someone pass, from what I've seen. Sounds like bullshit, probably is, but it's what I've seen through my casual observation.
>>5830532
I'm really sorry to hear, are you OK?
>>5830538
lol i want you to be my motivational coach
>>5830539
y-you wouldn't say this to me if i was 5'3 like everyone in my family
>tfw 5'6.5" and boyfriend is the same height
What the heck is with the thread today?
>>5830532
I'm sorry to hear that, are you gonna be okay?
>>5830548
Then I would say you're a short mtf trans.
>>5830540
This is like the 8th time we've talked by now, Mirin. You're an angel. You're one of the cooler trips tbqh
I hope things go well on your journey
>>5830541
Mhmm
>>5830552
>today
>>5830536
Do it faget
it's all really obvious
everyone online: "i would totally wish to have your height, sweetie!"
everyone secretly thinking: "lol at least i am not as tall as this hon thank g-d"
this site is worse than susans
>>5830552
people aren't posting enough cute images like yours
>>5830449
>inexplicably tall in a family of midgets
INTERSEX
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I can't even imagine how bad you people who are 5'10 plus feel. I'm 5'6 and feel like a giant sometimes
>>5830551
You've just got a super short bf, friend.
>>5830558
Awh thank you anon. I am legitimately crazy though so I'm certainly not one of the cooler ones.
If you ever need to talk hmu on mirinch4n@gmail. You seem ridiculously sweet <3
>>5830555
just kick my big manly body off the cliff f.a.m.
>>5830573
We're not insecurity-driven retards who immediately assume every woman over 5'9 is a tranny
I posted in a wrong thread and didn't notice
Question for mtfs
>>5830429
>>5830565
>cis girls irl
>wow I wish I was tall
I wish I was a part of the cute short people club desu
>>5830577
Height can be a telling sign if you don't pass. That's where the obsession comes from.
>>5830577
Fucking kill yourself you absolute disgrace
>>5830572
even if you're just memeing- why would that make her intersex??
>>5830580
How tall are you?
>>5830578
Tumblr trenders are really a rare thing even on tumblr. You should seriously not overthink this shit so much, doubt is normal, but at some point it becomes unhealthy.
Also exploring is part of figuring yourself out.
If you describe yourself as non-transitioning only the most tumblr of trans are going to not roll their eyes. Questioning? You're provisionally in. Chances are unless you're open about it the others might not be unless the context is right.
>>5830572
why do we even consider the most absurd possibilities when we all know it's just the good ol'
TESTOSTYRONE
>>5830532
Thats rough fampai :< Stay strong and stay safe ;-;
>tfw 5'4"
>>5830578
1. Well that's kinda how I started out so I'd feel pretty sympathetic and try to help them the best I can
2. If someone else is trans I'll let them know I am too and again try to offer whatever assistance I can.
>>5830590
uh
5'8"
I should stop complaining now, even though I used to be like 5'11
>>5830594
> tfw 7'2
>>5830598
How common is people getting shorter on HRT?
>>5830598
No you were not
>>5830598
wait how did you get shorter
>>5830565
>>5830590
>>5830573
>5'10
>height is probably the one thing I'm not dysphoric about
I'll bet you fags just want to be anime girls
I didn't start anything. I must pay for Uni, and my parents told me that they refuse paying ANYTHING regarding transition. I have to go to the psychologist soon for a first appointment. Don't have a student job either.
How fucked am I?
>>5830600
It doesn't happen
>tfw everyone here is short but only you had to become super tall
I call bubbles, which of you other hons what to join?
>>5830606
Depends on where you live pham
>>5830611
I'll be Buttercup because I'm ethnic like that
>>5830615
Belgium, all I found is that AA is taken care of. The rest, I have no idea.
I want the " it depends xDDDD " meme to end ...
Everyone here says they lost an inch or two in height on HRT but I gained an inch. I am 6 foot now (please kill me).
>>5830611
>what a drag
lolol
>>5830619
Do believe the lies of these disgusting freaks
>>5830611
i would make amazing blossom because i am white trash, pale and skinnyfat
>>5830564
I did it! Every day until I give up on it like everything else.
>>5830611
Ariel
>>5830600
idk
I want to talk about it sometimes but instantly anons are like "no you are lying" when
>>5830601
yes I did
I even made measurement marks on my wall to confirm that I'm 5'8" after I felt and people told me I was shorter.
I was expecting to be over half a foot taller than yume when she moved down but it's always felt like shes just a few inches shorter than me, and my endo measured me at that height a few months ago and one of my friends who I've known for years said that he's not used to me being shorter than him because I always used to be an inch or two taller, and I'm even shorter than mado who is 5'10"
>>5830604
the best argument I've heard for why its possible is for your hips changing, but i dont remember the exact argument so I really dont know
>>5830301
So I drove the 30 minutes to the support group.
There was a cardboard sign in the door saying the meeting was canceled. I felt silly for not checking the Facebook page but when I did I saw there was no mention of it being canceled.
So I drove the 30 minutes back.
These meetings are literally in the middle of the day and I work overnight. They're killing me.
This is counting towards my "3 support group meetings". I showed up and no one else did.
>>5830592
T doesn't make you 8 inches taller than your male siblings.
>>5830628
i don't want to be like 4'11" are you sure you got that much shorter
>>5830628
>The best argument
IMO some of it is also that some of it is clouded by self-reported measurements that are way higher than they should be.
>>5830636
wait, then why are men 20% bigger and taller than their female counterparts on average if not because of T?
>>5830628
how long hormones?
>tfw your gt will never pass
>>5830647
trip ON yume
>>5830618
Course it depends sista. Maybe you live in uganda. If aas are covered get stuff. Go to your uni's health centre and talk to the doctor there they should be able to advise you.
Money wise, if you have no support and can't get a job you might have to wait. Shirty reality. Can you afford about €100 a month?
>>5830619
Take it with a pinch of salt. Back before when I was macho overcompensating, I had myself convinced I was tall, 6'2 had big size 11 feet, big hands.
I am actually 5'10, have size 7 feet, and tiny hands especially for a piano player. But it's possible. Depends on if you have shirty cartilage extending your Joint. Which is rare because it shouldn't really happen.
>>5830640
You got it Bae. Can confirm.
>>5830616
You, you can be kiki
>>5830641
Are you illiterate and replying purely through an elaborate system of copypastas and codewords?
Bigger doesn't have the same origin as taller. A lot of the difference in height is related to diet, physical activity, encouragements related to those two, and how early puberty kicks in.
Late bloomers are likely to grow taller because the bones seal way later. Female puberty causes the bones to start sealing a lot earlier. And fatty diets and excessively sedentary lifestyles are a negative for that.
Size otoh is mostly a muscular thing, which is unrelated.
>>5830648
You know steven universe is more autismal than sonic?
Not the show, the people who really like it
>>5830640
This could be true. I thought I was 5'7.5" when I measured myself but when I went to my clinic and they measured me I was about 5'6". I didn't shrink an inch and a half, just measured it wrong.
>tfw thought 5.55 feet meant I was 5'5" ;_;
>>5830655
dont make fun of gem
>>5830655
hi muffins
>>5830655
of course
I'm only reminded of it everyday
>>5830652
>Can you afford 100€ a month
Well, if I get a STABLE student job, it might be possible. So yeah, there's hope if it is only that. However, it's just a complete mess. Not sure how I am going to survive still. I kinda want to have independance as well to be able to live kind of freely and not bother anyone emotionally with the changes ... oh well ...
>>5830652
>But it's possible
only if you have muscles before tbhon a scrawny bony skeleton like me can expect no changes whatsoever
>>5830655
Pee in my butt please
>>5830658
you'll look like a clown
>>5830663
uh oh
>>5830653
y-you didn't have to insult me
http://strawpoll.me/7014047
http://strawpoll.me/7014047
http://strawpoll.me/7014047
>>5830668
I was a scrawny bony skeleton too
you should get osteoporosis like me (probably?) and we can shorter together
wow mods are on top of everything today, there goes my steven universe porn
>>5830676
s-sorry
baka
it's the passer power hour everyone
>>5830675
I dont like this pic. I DONT LIKE IT ONE BIT.
ITS COMPLETELY OUT OF CHARACTER.
>>5830677
I voted fact because if I believe hard enough it will be true
Ok I'm renting a car and sending my gf home and staying here and getting drunk and skiing until I'm tired of it
