straight guys you wanted to bang thread.
what are your experiences with straight friends you wanted to bang?
>be me
>junior year
>fall in love with straight friend when i move to new school
>spend pretty much every moment together
>he even ditches his childhood friend to hang out with me
>often lets me do gay ass things like use his butt as a pillow
>finds...
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>tfw straight
>tfw gay guys use mental gymnastics to prove that im gay when they get crushes on me
>>5434080
the hell you doing on /lgbt/? dont you have a containment board yet?
>>5434082
Im a tranny chaser. And im fucking bored. The bantet here is way too fucking good.
Don't worry id experiment with you if you were a cutey. I put out so its all good.
Is there a "lesbian" voice?
You know, like that stereotypical gay guy voice.
I'm a dude and I think my voice sounds lesbian
You know that girl that's always 'one of the lads'? Her voice.
Imagine a straight dude's mannerisms and inflections.
Now imagine a woman's voice.
>tfw dysphoria made me a worse person
How do I stop being such a shallow and envious person? I'm a total permahon, found out about transitioning way too late for my already-shitty genetics, and now whenever I see folks like Andreja doing the whole "just be urself" schtick I just get pissed off. Seeing people being happier, more comfortable with themselves or more fulfilled should make me happy for them but instead I just feel really VICIOUS envy and it makes me feel like shit because I know it's wrong but idk how to stop it. Saw a post today by someone who is both passing and attractive saying "oh dw if you don't pass, passing is a social construct, it doesn't matter if you don't pass" like she'd fucking know, I've tried not caring and I just can't. I can't not care. I want not to but I can't. What the fuck do I do?
be my gf
HRT helped me... a little.
>>5432882
already on HRT, heading for long-faced-caveman-with-tits territory though
Is 'trap' a transphobic slur?
>>5432802
Don't know don't care. But your pic related is truth.
Think about the hateful things people have said and you were there to hear them in full context. How many times has anyone ever said trap in a hateful way that you really know of? I heard lots of truly hateful slurs and that didn't make the cut, f a m. It's for confused people dressing and confused people fapping. Porn tag. The end.
It used to be, and probably is still being used that way by some folks living under rocks.
But at least on 4chan it primarily just means non-trans crossdresser now.
>No Cub slut bf
>>5431522
>>5432710
So are cubs and musclecubs objectively the most sought after tribe?
>>5432718
Honestly most musclecubs are jockey guys who stop shaving or waxing, the 90's abercrombie boys basically and just as then they are sought.
>>5432710
>disgusting beard
>disgusting moustache
>disgusting hair
>disgusting poster
deserves to die tbqh family
So if a trans woman is into men, she's a 100% trutrans, but if she's into women she's a total AGP, right?
So please explain a trans bisexual/pansexual? How does this work?
Also: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19591032
>>5432656
agp is a meme
chasers are buttmad when trans women don't wanna fuck them
only conclusion is that if you aren't interested in a fat neckbeard with a trap fetish you must be soft in the head
Well um, I think AGP would describe me well because most of my sexual fantasies involve me being forcibly feminized into a submissive, little cumslut who "real men" would never take seriously.
Wearing skirts, dresses and panties give me a huge boner and I'd love it if a man forced me to wear those for him every single day. I also fetishize anal sex and I want to try riding a guy's cock because I want him to take all of my masculinity away from me. There was also a time where I used to get off of transformation sequences, where a man would be transformed...
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It's all not that complicated folks.
It's a bit complicated, but not that much.
Is it just me or do most gay ftms seem to date and try to attract men more like women than they do men.
They seem to try and manipulate and threaten men with damaging their social status in the same way that women do to straight guys, and act like they have full control over initiating and allowing sex, just like women do to men.
>>5432454
>implying gays aren't the best version of women
>implying gays aren't meant to be the cum dumpsters of straight alpha males to use
>implying gays aren't anything but holes for straight men to pump and cum in to release tension
Implying implications
Literally cannot understand what you're trying to convey here
>>5432608
He's trying to extend his retarded level of misogyny to men, too.
Am I an unredeemable pervert for wanting a teenage boyfriend (18-19)? I'm 24 and gay.
I just they're the cutest and potentially sweetest at that age.
>>5432281
yeah and we also trap now
shit's cash
>>5432297
Enlighten me. What does it mean "to trap?"
>>5432429
To use a device to capture wild animals, usually for food or fur.
Best underwear for tucking?
I have no problem tucking, my issue is I've developed a habit of wearing a few pairs of underwear that are a size too small, and one pair that is the correct size to keep the tuck in place.
Is there a better method?
>>5430993
I use tape, but it hurts.
>>5430993
I generally just use a gaff. It works pretty well, and I can wear leggings no issue with it which was my goal. Life without leggings is not worth living.
>>5434039
I'm thinking of getting a gaff for this very reason, but wouldn't something so tight cause severe VPL with leggings?
>Be me
>on omegle
>talking to this dude
>we exchange kiks
>we talk for a bit
>he comes onto me hard
>conflicted
>on one hand I have a boner
>on other hand I feel weird
>Ah fuck it
>we sext
>jerk...
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Fuck him, date him, love him, dump him for a girl, break his heart, set in motion a deep resentment for bi men within him, never think about him again.
Just do what most bi dudes do anon.
>>5430540
>>5430540
I encounter this kind of anti-bi sentiment all the time online but never in real life. Is it because the internet is the domain of teenagers and the mentally deranged, or do the homofags I meet secretly hate me but don't say anything because I'm a big intimidating guy?
I'm a closet t-girl and I look like a brick house right now. I'm like 5'5 165-170 lbs but I want to be really twink looking, like 125-140 lbs so I can fit into female clothes even better and actually look decent.
>>5430228
Calculate your BMR + estimate your calories burnt due to daily activity then eat less than that.
Also exercise.
>5'5''
>113 lbs
Just fuck my shit up family
stop eating so much
I'm a tranny. I haven't fucked another girl in two months, and I'm starting to suffer from loneliness-induced lethargy. I do nothing but sit in my apartment all day getting groceries from Amazon Now because I'm too tired to bother getting dressed and going to the grocery store two blocks down the road. This has made me vegetarian as a side-effect, because Amazon doesn't sell raw meat.
How do you people find people to cuddle/fuck? It's only been a few months, so I could still pass for a boy if it means I get a cute androgynous gayboy to cuddle with.
>>5428935
I dunno. Either be a part of a club and find someone who obviously shares interests, or find someone online.
Seems simple enough.
>>5428941
Everyone is so far away, and my interests are pathetically male-dominated. All I do all day is play Counter-Strike.
I'm going to the local LGBT youth dinner tonight, but almost everyone is a gross gay man or a hon or is partnered and/or has HIV. Just fuck me up, senpai.
>>5429146
there are literally tons of people all around you
most men are pretty happy to dispense dick to willing parties if given the chance... using online services to find people in your town shouldn't be hard
If you don't have dick, it's your fault for not going out and getting it
I don't wanna waste anymore fucking time! I tried to transition a year ago in my hometown and after being ridiculed, harassed and just about everything by my coworkers and some family- I AM FUCKING DONE! I'm getting the fuck out of this backwards State and going to greener pastures.
California is the closest haven, but would Washington be better?
I read that in Mako's voice
>>5427517
Go to Portland, OR instead.
CA is only safe in the Bay Area, and it's becoming incredibly overpriced over the past several years. Likewise with WA and Seattle.
Portland is a hugbox with a mayor, and the cost of living hasn't gone sky-high just yet.
>>5427517
Your daily reminder that being trans is a mental illness and that you could run away to the moon and still be a fag
i became poz through a stealth move. unfortunate
>>5427465
come poz my neghole daddy~
>>5427465
storytime?
>>5427482
dude. .
>>5427485
>>meet guy for sex
>>massive cock, uncut
>>easily 12 inches stiff man meat
>>sucking cock, tells me to turn over
>>tries to enter me with no rubber
>>put fucking condom on or no sex
>>reluctant but he does...
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Brotha here. I ain't never met no gay person but I have a question. When y'all go out to the club and shit, you know, trying to get a one night stand. Do you clean your butt out before you go? Also how do you know which one is the dominant one?
Soy un chico novato en el sexting, Quiero aumentar mi colección de vergas, les recibo sus imágenes al whatsapp. Gracias. Besos.
+573017417423
1) not everyone is a top (dominant guy) or a bottom (submissive guy). Some people like to take turns and stuff or it depends on their mood.
2) You would only clean your butt if you wanted to do anal - this is not usual because anal is dangerous and a pain to prep for. More common with hookups is just blowjobs, frotting and cuddles.
3) at the club its mostly bodylanguage. if someone cuddles up to you they are probably a submissive guy, and if someone slaps your ass they are probably a dominant guy.
No one goes to clubs anymore.
Dick is on demand on the internet