Archived threads in /lgbt/ - Lesbian, Gay, Bisexual & Transgender - 598. page
>constantly joke about being gay or trans
>sometimes only half joking
>tell my mom when break ends I want to see a gender therapist
>she says "me too" thinking I'm still joking
Also happy new year to /LGTBT/!
>somebody is using my phone
>"don't snoop around too much though, you'll find all my porn"
>hahaha
>mfw not kidding
>>5472683
I was thinking about downloading a picture app with a password where I can save all my porn and effectively turn it into a porn folder.
>>5472658
Self bump
I love hearing stories from boys about how their buttholes hurt from anal.
Isn't that the point?
"it hurts so fucking good" 'n stuff like that?
>>5472429
For me it only hurts so good for like a minute, then it feels amazinggggg
>>5472429
No, anal doesn't hurt unless you're doing something wrong or making it hurt on purpose.
Done right it's all pleasure, no pain.
So I need to pick my new name any suggestions? so far I've shortlisted the following;
>Lauren
>Jeanine
>Meadhbh
>Sinéad
You can use those fantasy names generators
Alfhela Worm-Skeever
Astrgerd the Maulhand
Nuraena the Ravencrone
Lydgerd Fenarahriksdottir
Tormith Rock-Foot
I think Wilma's a lovely name.
the first 2 are not too bad but where the fuck do you live or what race are you that the last 2 are common enough?
Just choose Something out of the top 100 of your race/country for your birth year
who else /Ihmawtd/ here?
I KNOW
I KNOW I'VE LET YOU DOWN
>>5471224
All day every day
Not anymore desu
Right I'm going to use this as all my trans* questions as I have a few and not a lot of time, obviously if anyone else has a question add it in
So my boobs broke, ( I had a boob bra) and I was wondering what is a good bra and boob combination as I have no idea and always suck at padding.
Which leads me to my 2nd question I need to pad some areas ( bum and hips) again no idea what I'm doing so any help with that will be amazing
3rd and biggest is passing I'd like to pass some what but facual hair no matter what I try I alway have stubble, that...
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>>5470052
Also sorry about the wall of text
>>5470052
Well you def don't pass but it could be worse. Maybe if you oh I don't know smiled a little it might help. Also your hair looks like hermione granger pony tail that shit or something ffs
>>5470052
please condition and care for your hair properly. Thats a huge thing I always have to stress to many trans friends of mine.
Is it normal for hons to try and make younger, prettier Trans girls feel like they're "not trans enough"? I feel like I get more shit from hons than I do from the general population.
yes it is very normal. most are also agp.
Every mtf does that
![The-Danish-Girl-1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/mf7HStI.jpg "The-Danish-Girl-1[1].jpg")
I'm about to go over to my transgender gf's house to watch a movie. Should I watch the Danish Girl with her? Does it paint trans people in a nice light or will it kill the mood?
It's a bad movie and it's bad trans representation that makes being trans look like a fetish.
>watching a movie not even available for home release yet
It's like you want to go to jail.
>>5467330
>makes being trans look like a fetish
Is it sexual at all?
Will it put her in the mood to suck my dick or will she just want to talk about her feelings?
What does /lgbt/ drink?
>>5458871
Rum and coke or whiskey and coke
>>5458871
Semen mainly.
whiskey if I get to choose but pretty much anything really
>kid says they are/want to be the opposite sex
>take them to a doctor
>allow them to freely express themselves as long as it's age appropriate
>after months of therapy doctor says they might be trans
>allow them to take puberty blockers in order to buy them time to understand their feelings
>kid eventually decides they want to transition and they start hormones
>kid...
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>>5443057
The only transphobes you will find on /lgbt/ are the ones who are trannies themselves.
>>5443057
I agree with everything you said.
>>5443102
Forgot about the Friendly Feminists/Radfems who like to hang around and call em monsters.
How do I confront the fact that I'm a tranny?
I have the anatomy of a female, and no currently existing treatment or surgery will give me what I want. I don't want to be a super macho tryhard muscle/chubby guy, I don't want to look like an ugly bloated 12 year old. I just want to be a cute boy. But I wouldn't care about that if I could just magically grow a penis and balls and cut what tits I have off. That's literally all I want ;_;
My life isn't even that bad but this alone makes me contemplate suicide. What the fuck do I do?
>>5478508
>ywn swap bodies with a FtM that wants to be a qt3.14 5'1" femboy
>he wouldn't want your body amyway because you're over a year on hrt and have A cup tits
Why even live
>>5478519
as long as you have a penis and testicles I'd do it. At this point it really just comes down to the problem that I feel super dysphoric about my anatomy.
When will swapping bodies become a thing
>>5478508
>What the fuck do I do?
Hormone Replacement Therapy
>Cub mode
>Wanna be femboi mode
>Wanna know what to eat
> Wanna know how to make up
> Wanna know how to exercise
Why tho?
> Cant afford hormones
> #SadsForLife
>>5477007
>>Wanna know what to eat
nothing
>> Wanna know how to make up
youtube, search make up tutorial
>> Wanna know how to exercise
everything for your lower body, nothing for your upper body
>> Cant afford hormones
so you're actually trans ?
>>5477017
A fair number of femboys take hormones. Whether they're trans in denial or not is up to debate.
Shave
Get bulimia
Eat few enough to not faint
Do cardio (go for long sad walks or jog)
Cut yourself where you want to be skinny (no need to be deep to leave scars)
Eat very little, learn to control yourself and learn about calories, no cookies or anything with sugar.
I literally were hungry from august until Christmas.
Lose around 70pounds that way
Now im 100lbs and 5'7.
How well do I need to pass in order for Bobbi to be my name and it doesn't create red flags for anyone? Pic is me btw.
>>5476912
Work your older looks. Pass for a 50-70 year old woman. Watch how that age group does their clothes and makeup.
Bobbi isn't a girl's name. Look at the names 50-70 year old women have to get a realistic name.
Your eye-shadow is too bright.
>>5476931
> not recognizing a common bait picture
>>5476940
>Implying it's bait
New years resolutions edition
What are you going to achieve this year?
â–¶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
â–¶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
â–¶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
â–¶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
â–¶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
â–¶Transition timelines:...
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>>5478266
My resolution is to get SRS. My insurance should cover it.
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
http://strawpoll.me/6424497
Can you patent being a gross man-beast? I want to exploit hons that are already down on their luck.
Happy New Year anime edition
â–¶Informed Consent Providers: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/932389/Trans/Stepping%20Forward%20-%20Informed%20Consent%20Clinics.pdf
â–¶Makeup Tutorial: http://imgur.com/a/JO33K/
â–¶MTF Info Dump: http://pastebin.com/36HC6ZmT
â–¶Trans Info Dump: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1d9KKqP9IHa5ZxU84a_Jf0vIoAh7e8nj_lCW27KbYBh0/edit?usp=sharing
â–¶Size charts: http://www.americanapparel.net/sizing/default.asp?chart=womens.pantse_conversion_chart.php
â–¶Transition timelines: http://imgur.com/a/qWpxv
â–¶Voice Training:...
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hey /mftg/ what SRS doc is your favorite?
(pic related)
Reminder that if you went fulltime successfully after less than 4 months HRT, you had it easier than the rest of us, and your "just b urself, gurl" sentiments are of no use to us- and are in fact detrimental to our emotional wellbeing. it doesn't help.
>>5476802
Dang it man! Work with me here!
I need a little advice /lgbt/
I'm an MTF, still in boymode, though pretty androgynous. I have a close friend, who's a straight guy, and lately I'm getting the feeling like he kinda wants to bone me. He makes jokes about me being attracted to him, that if he wanted a threesome he'd call me, whenever he does something nice says that I should fall to my knees and worship him - that sort of banter. I say "jokes" but I'm pretty sure he's half serious. Sometimes I feel like he's downright flirting with me. Like, the other day on...
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>>5476148
tl;dr made up story bitch
Maybe next time don't post a meme picture of a straight bastard.
>>5476150
>tl;dr made up story bitch
If it had been made up it would've ended with somebody walking the dinosaur, or spaghetti spilling everywhere but instead it's just me in an emotional crisis.
>>5476185
That was a dank story as well, good 420 blaze it.
