Do you have a gun or weapon (not the one between your legs) to protect yourself from a corrupt government?
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>>5503417
>>5500849
>>5498818
Chat: gaygen or gaygenrehab on tinychat
1rd for tfw no bf
>>5505465
Hup the ra
I only have a machete, a blow torch and throwing knifes
Need to get a luger off the ra (kek)
>>5505452
are you SW anon?
>>5505387
>>5505403
There's not much to say 2bh. We went to a pub and had a few drinks and just really hit it off. He's sweet and has a lovely beard and likes the same things as me. His movie last is a bit lacking, but I think that just gives me an opportunity to educate him on future dates (which have already been planned).
At the end of the night we kissed on a bridge over the river.
Long-time lurker here.
>Bi boyfriend wants to settle down with a wife and kids. Gay lifestyle, adopted kids and gay marriage are 'knockoffs' of hetero marriages/families. He's moving out and I'm never dating a bi guy again.
>I've been reading a lot here regarding bisexuals, "biphobia" and what not since it affects as a gay man dating a bisexual man. Many bi anons here say the stereotype of a "bi guy leaving a gay guy for a woman" is a myth and they'd be happy in any fulfilling relationship regardless of gender.
>I used these comments as a candle of hope to ward of any misgivings I had about dating a bisexual man.
>And I couldn't have been more wrong.
>We're both late-twenties East-Euro professionals sharing a flat in Bucharest. We've been in a relationship for two years. And we adopted a border collie together just last month.
>We've had our ups and downs but we've always worked it out in the end. I really thought I found my happy ending.
Then he dropped a big bombshell on me last week: He's considering breaking up with me and finding a "nice girl" (his words) to 'finally settle down with with a real family'.
>Funny. I thought we were settled down. I thought we were real.
>He came out of the closet as a bisexual in his early twenties. He was introduced to me by mutual friends at a popular gay club. He came from a fairly liberal family. He was smart, witty and seemed to have his shit together. I was instantly smitten.
>Knowing I had the hots for him and wanted to seriously date him (among other things), my other friends (some of them homosexual) tried to ward me off him telling me to "never seriously date a bi guy. EVER." I had heard all the stories and cautionary tales of heartbreak that bi guys can inflict on gay guys but I decided to take a chance on him.
>>5502732
>And they were shattered. I asked him if he was already seeing a girl or he had a cheated on me with a woman. He said no and I believed him (living o long with a guy you ca pick on his mannerism and detect when he is sincere or not). I asked him why he wanted to end our relationship.
>Simply put, he said he wanted a 'real' family. Coming from a dysfunctional family with a mom twice divorced, he said always dreamed of 'nuclear family' with a doting wife, two kids (a boy and a girl) , a dog and nice house. He wanted a blushing bride in a white wedding dress. He wanted to walk down the streets with his wife without having to look around to see where we are when he was with me. And I, as a man, can't provide that for him. So he wanted to end our relationship now while he was still young enough to find a nice girl to start dating.
>He says that it was fun while it lasted, but now he wants to be a 'responsible adult',
>Understandably, I was horribly offended and upset. I cursed at him for about an hour and left our flat (it's not even 'ours' anymore) with the dog in tow to stay the night at a friend's.
>After three days of calming down, I came back to the flat and was relieved to see he was still there and his things weren't in boxes.
>>5502736
>We sat down and talked. I was willing to compromise. True, as a man I can't give him a child or the 'real family' he wanted. But I told him we could adopt or find a surrogate for in-vitro fertilization. We could get a house in a nice neighborhood too. We could start our own family. We could even move and get married or form a civil partnership since it's legal in most of the Western and Northern EU countries.
>He wasn't having it. He said that a 'gay' family isn't the same or equal to for that matter, a normal family. It wasn't 'normal' to him. He felt like he was choosing the runner-up option or 'knockoff' (his words) version of a 'real family'. Two men thinking they can play house like normal people. Anything I could give him as a potential husband, any child we could have together, any married life we could have is just a cheap knockoff of the real thing to him.
>My attempts at compromise failed and he moved out. He says he still loves me and he's sorry he's hurt me but he doesn't want to be 'gay' anymore and wants to settle down.
>So, anons, I am sitting at home alone instead of at work drinking heavily and listening to Lera Lynn's 'My Least Favorite Life' on repeat. An unanswered text from my phone from a bitchy 'frienemy' reads "So sorry dude, but I did tell you so. Call me" flashes on my desk. I'm looking around our flat and seeing what waste of time it all was.
>So much for my happy ending.
>And you know what the real twist of the knife is? My ex-boyfriend says if and when he finds a wife he wants me to be his best man. Somehow I can't refuse, even if I want to.
>>5502744
>Maybe it's because I'm drunk but I feel depressed.
>Before my current ex-boyfriend I've been cheated on and left for another guy. It hurt. But it really doesn't hurt like this. It's like someone sucked the life out of me. I'm thinking really homophobic thoughts about myself.
>Maybe he's right? Maybe being homosexual is just a terrible lonely lifestyle.
>Maybe same-sex families are just knockoffs of normal families.
>Maybe we are just playing house.
>What if homosexual men really are diseased or mentally ill. Why did I ever think putting a penis up a man's rectum was natural?
>What if he'll be happy with his wife and kids and I'll die of AIDS alone just like my father said?
>I just feel like shit. I haven't felt like this since I was 16 years old.
ITT: Weird things you didn't think hormones were responsible for.
My penis now smells like a vagina.
nigga please, that's extremely common
That clear liquid that my breasts produced for the first few months. It wasn't milk, it was just sticky and mildly sweet like honeysuckle nectar. It seems to have stopped now that growth is occurring more away from the nipples themselves, sadly.
>>5494024
nigga please, that's extremely common as well
Is it true that some fat gay guys can orgasm by simply groping their belly?
How does it feel to have a belly and grope it?
>>5409519
Strangely satisfying but not sexual.
>>5409519
Strangely satisfying and very sexual.
>>5409519
No we don't grope our belies all day and get a boner, but I have to admit I enjoy it way too much for some reason.
But not orgasm, and it feels great, sure it is unhealthy and all that stuff but damn I love groping it and squeezing it, around the size of that pic.
I want to bioengineer my child to be alternately intersexual with multiple genitalia. They will have a vagina and their penis will retract into a clit when it gets soft and their testicles will be stowable inside their vagina. Their mental state will affect their genital configuration and they may control it at will.
>>5501836
You're not fit to be a parent.
The only thing you should want for your child is for them to be happy and successful
>>5501848
I want my child to have both female and male privelege
>>5501848
open you're eyes, this is a beautiful social progress you bigot
Y'all still hate Niggers though right?
Some do. Most of the time it's the queens who think it's chic to identify with right politics as a LGBT person
>>5499954
Aaaahahahaha
Yeah, /polgbt/ dude
Why don't gay guys just become cute trannies? I will list out the benefits below:
>Easy access to straight bfs
>Fit in better with society by conforming to sexuality norms
>No longer at risk for HIV since you'd be having straight sex now
>People will find your feminine mannerisms charming and attractive instead of thinking they're incongruent with your gender
>Men will fuck you harder because you'll trigger their reproductive instinct with your now female body
>>5499728
>Easy access to straight bfs
Nope
>Fit in better with society by conforming to sexuality norms
The opposite
>People will find your feminine mannerisms charming and attractive instead of thinking they're incongruent with your gender
Nope
>Men will fuck you harder because you'll trigger their reproductive instinct with your now female body
Nope
You seriously think an average guy can look good as a girl? You're deluded.
Trying to bait the femboys this hard
>>5499781
>You seriously think an average guy can look good as a girl?
The hormones will make you look good.
>>5499806
Not b8, I genuinely want more trannies in the world. If everyone on the planet were either XX women or trannies there'd be world peace (violence is mostly a male problem) and everyone would look nice for when we first meet a sentient extraterrestrial species in the next century or so.
Which would you rather hang around if forced to choose?
>>5506102
Fags. A lot less (physically) violent
I agree. The common groid is far more of plague on the white man. Plus, everything whitey does "beez raysis" so why not just treat them as they are. Groids.
>>5506102
>Which would you rather hang
nogs
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>>5504537 Yesterday's Video
Let's skip the edgy drama edition.
Tell me about ur dream guy or girl mtfg
I met a guy on grindr that lives near me, we have agreed to meet at his house and he's gonna blow me off.
He's 40 years of age and I'm 26 years old.
Is this a good idea? Keep in mind that this would be my first gay experience. I've been confused about my sexuality, I jerk off to straight porn and gay porn, but lately I've been jerking a whole lot of more to gay porn.
I'm just so afraid that I wont enjoy the experience and it will scare me for life and I find out that I'm really not gay...
I wanted to actually try to suck cock, but he said he wanted to suck mine, should I ask if could play with his penis and maybe suck it?
He didn't even ask for my face pic...
I bet I'll feel disgusting and dirty after all this.
I had my first gay experience at 17 with an older guy and I regret it
it felt good and I enjoyed it at the time but I still regret it. if you've already stuck it in a pussy I guess its not really a huge deal.
>>5505088
Well I lost my virginity to a 50 year old woman that said she was 30's at a bar when I was piss drunk, fucked her that not couldn't get hard, so I went down on that disgusting vagina. Later that week she called me and said she wanted to fuck, I said yes, she said she was older than 42, I said ok, she came to my house, I got in a bit of shook because she didn't look as good as I remembered, I fucked her just the same(for like 50 minutes) I couldn't cum, she tapped out and made a comment about why I was so sweaty(maybe because I had been humping on her for about 30-40 minutes), when she left she said she was actually 52 and made a joke that she was probably older than me mother, I told her that when I met her I was on all kinds of drugs(just to scare her away, and not have her call me again).
Fucking a woman is suppose to be uplifting to once's manhood(according to society, and how I view male female relationship), fucking a dude on the other hand is considered disgusting and degrading to once's self according to society(and from me for a very long time).
For me doing something with another man is on a whole another level, I find it to be shameful. Also there's no reverse from doing something with a man, meaning I'm officially done something homosexual, something other people would find repulsive and would think of me in a different manner if they ever knew I did something with that guy.
Anon what did you do with the older man, did you enjoy it in the moment?
Also, sometimes I feel like I'm not gay, sometimes I feel like I've tricked myself into thinking that I'm gay, sure I jerk off to gay porn. But what if that's just a fetish of a straight man who's watched too much porn?
Liberal Rule #1:
Guns and dollies are NON-GENDERED. Pink and blue are NON-GENDERED. GENDER isn't real! Hotwheels should be next to Barbies in the toy aisles. Anyone can like anything.
BUT
Liberal Rule #2:
If you like Batman and you're a girl, you need to take testosterone pills; Batman is for boys so you are clearly a boy! If you like dresses and you're a boy, you need to have your dick cut off; dresses are for girls so you are clearly a girl!
PLEASE EXPLAIN
Why is /lgbt/ now the Q&A board about liberalism for /pol/?
I'm voting Trump, guys. Stop making me answer on behalf of leftist pushovers.
Dresses make my dick hard. Should I have it cut off?
>>5504906
That's a telltale sign of crotch rot. Better amputate to be safe.
So i once had a manic episode and told one of my friends i was a tranny. Ofcourse, after i was hospitalized a week later and given meds i realized it was just mania. I told this to my friends and i thought he believed me. But now i think hes gay and os trying to get with me
I went with him to berlin to have a nice weekend and we have one room so it's cheaper. He is pulling gay shit on me all the three days we been here and idk what to do. I think that he still thinks nks im mtf and believes its okto fucking touch me amd shit. I punched him when he touched my ass but he started laughing and saying im taking jokes too seriously. He was feeling me up.
How the fuck do i tell him to fuck off without loosing him as a friend.
Its weird thiugh, he has a fucking girlfriend and is the most "alpha uber straight bro" type of guy i know.
Help lgbt
>>5504782
Swallow skittles, string him along and bleed his bank accounts dry.
No reason why you can't play along, right?
Does anyone else hope that Jaden turns out to be gay? If he's not is he just exploiting the lgbt community?
>>5504504
she clearly is a tranny
who cares. quit limiting your love.
being on grindr summed up in one picture
>>5504224
post some of those uggos here so we can laugh too
Is this too much makeup for an 8yr old boy?
1/2
So the pedophiles have finally managed to find a way to fully enjoy their "twinks".
>>5502143
That's too much makeup for an 18 year-old boy.
Hell, that's too much makeup for an 18 year-old girl.
Use makeup to hide flaws and subtly draw attention to certain features, like your eyes. Don't use it to look like a clown whore. Unless you want to be a clown whore, I guess.
Honk honk, motherfucker.
