>>5593987
I just can't with the same sex. I mean seriously I can't. I just can't. Alright and it's not my thing.

>>5593994
I hope I'm not acting rude or disrespetful.... But...

>>5593987
Gay men are always trying to convert people. They think bi men don't exist - they're either gay in denial, or just straight. They think mtfs are just repressing their homosexuality and transitioning to fuck men without the "stigma" of being a gay man.

There's nothing gay men want to do more than impress and seduce straight men.

Which trip is you're perfect bf gg?

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>tinychat
I didn't know it was 2005 still

i never thought id say this but rn my perfect bf is someone pretty much like me

>into weightlifting
>into abstract maths
>has a sense of humour
>is moral
>is not hideous

I didnt think it would be that hard a list of requirements to satisfy, but im having trouble finding anyone - I only know like 4 gay guys in total.

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Posting my snow shoveling outfit.

MD, here. Just came down with strep throat yesterday, so I'm currently under 4 different blankets, watching the snow, and drinking tea.

>>5593004
Keep your boipucci warm and puckered for daddy babby. Got to make sure he can walk to the house where you have warm chocolate milk all ready. :^)

>>5592747
I like kissing and cuddling but I don't like sex. Maybe that makes me like you.

>>5592747
The asexual general just fell off and we'll be making a new one soon. Join us there.

I wonder what aceop is gonna decide for our theme this month. We didn't unanimously agree.

>>5593070
Was it "go to a board that is willing to tolerate your off-topic crap"? Because that's what I'm voting for.

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Don't we already have a /tlg/ to contain this kind of degeneracy?

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>mfw a friend says I look like sandra bullock

>>5592976 #
These glasses are already too big on my face

>>5592984 #
All day every day

>>5593044 #
Me

>>5593058 #
Let me know when you find the solution

>>5593094
too bad for you. this threads not strictly for straight people

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>>5592645
>be girl
>be in high school
>have guy sit next to me who was such a loner but was cute as fuck
>flirt with him like every single day
>he never really flirted back
>started assuming he was gay
>now he shitposts on /lgbt/

>>5592645
basically me in highschool except I'm not a bi-meme I'm just a faggot

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>>5592786
damn, I guess I honestly don't know whether or not she was attracted to me at some point

she defiantly thought I'm gay by the end though, my hair was way to long and attitude way too faggy to think otherwise

OP is projecting himself through a non-existent other.

>>5591404

I like where "she" is going with this though, don't ruin it for me, anon.

How will you do it forcibly, OP? Will you slip hormones in his food so he starts growing breasts and his penis shrivels up and gets cute and feminine and stops working, making him cry and try to get you to comfort him because of how soft, weak, and feminine he's feeling?

Funny how this is one of my secret fantasm.

>>5589692
a normal straight person. I can't stress this enough. You are straight but you might become gay if you keep jerking off to dudes all the time. Stop and enjoy being straight before the gay takes you and you can't escape. It happened to me and it can happen to you.

>>5589716
Y-you too...

If there's one thing I've learned in the internet, it's that everyone has a little bit of faggot inside of them. Be happy you're not an undercover, sissy, faggot, cockrider. Count your blessings

tell them to see a therapist, people wont realize something unless they figure it out on their own. telling Them that they are trans can become problematic because it can sound like your preference or agenda. Lead them to figuring it out and accepting. Let them know it wont change anything (unless they think it will change their sexuality or they will be a different person) let it be an own discussion, but more so with them discussing.

Chances are they couldnt sleep because they are still trying to accept it themselves.

Just know every transperson will say stuff...
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>>5587499

I've tried to avoid pushing it when it comes up but it makes my stomach turn watching her like this. I've been trying to get her to see a therapist for a while now but she bristles when I'm direct about it.

I just want her to be happy :(

Anyone else have any ideas? :/

Hillary is going to drive so many people to vote for Trump it's hilarious. I can't believe anyone is still taking her seriously as a candidate. She's going to kill the party if she gets the nomination.

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>>5585397
fuck this. there better be a retraction after "further research" or at least they endorse more acceptable candidates.

I hate both big parties, and honestly I would be ok if either sanders or trump won. I don't even care what they stand for. I know they're both so wacky compared to the party line that it would shake things up somehow. the status quo isn't working.

>>5587610
>I know they're both so wacky compared to the party line
It's not really that, but rather that neither of them are bought by multinational corporations and Wall Street.

Before you shave, like an hour before, put hair conditioner on the stubble. I recommend Paul Mitchell tea tree oil wash out conditioner. It is minty and very smooth and relaxing. Let it soak into the hair and your skin, put it on thick enough to cover all stubble. Take a shower, wash the conditioner off, but don't scrub it out of your skin. After you are done get the absolute hottest water you can out of your sink and fill the entire sink with it so it will hold it's heat. Rub face wash (I like clean and clear morning burst) Using a 5 blade cartridge razor with a flexible...
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>>5584580
pls dont try girl mode with facial hair
Your options are wax, laser, electrolysis
Probably wont be permanent w/o electrolysis.
Go on groupon to try out laser hair removal. And see how it does.

>>5584835
Trust me, I never go out without makeup on in girl mode. I'm self-conscious enough as it is.

>>5584833
Thanks for the conditioner advice. Will definitely try it out.

>>5583430
>Given how catching HIV is extremely unlikely unless you're taking bareback cock up the ass

negro what

>>5583430
Nah man, he had a lot of sex. And I mean *a lot*.

He claimed that he was sexually active since age 12. Think about it.

>>5583437

Its true. Of course you can catch it doing other sex acts, but never as easily than with anal sex, specifically as the bottom. The asshole just isn't designed for that kind of abuse, so its easily torn, creating the perfect gateway for the virus, the tissue in there also kind of acts as an absorbent, making it even more susceptible to the virus.

He's gay.

I don't like fags

>>5582829
He is a pretty white gay man who benefits from the very privilege he speaks out against to broadcast things he himself rarely implements to stay relevant, current and broaden viewer demographics while recognizing his core followers really give no fucks about politics.

He has a bunch of nudes with this butch baseball hat look and pose, idk she's not bad she just makes a living from YT. Can't be mad at HA hustle.

He does collab with more POC than most white youtubers though and I appreciate him...
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>>5583226
Cause it's unaesthetic

>tfw no beef

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>tfw trying to bulk and get beefy
>just looking more chubby to be honest

>>5592799
TL;DR

>>5592821
its a meme

Man, fuck synchronicity. I was in the shower thinking about shitposting like this two hours ago. Spooky.