I'm Japanese high school student.I use 4ch due to studying English. Do you have question?
Did you have a chuunibiyou experience?
Do you have any sisters?
>>14462182
Do you find pic related attractive?
Are you a virgin?
Learning a language from imageboards is a very bad idea unless your vocabulary is beyond 5000 words and you can discern certain inane bullshit.
Imagine be going on 2ch with no knowledge of jap and thinking all those memes are real words.
>>14462214
Hey at least you learn some useful slang like orz and ktkr
Do you know you have to be over 18 to post here?
How good are you at math?
>>14462226
I know.
I had to repeat two years at school because of family reasons.
So,I'm 20
ARE YOU A GIRL??
>>14462264
Will you wear a skirt and pretend to be a girl for us?
How important is kanji handwriting skills? How quickly do you read /in wpm (japanese)?
>>14462189
yes,I am ashamed of been chuunibyou
>>14462192
No I have one brother
>>14462204
most of Japanese high school student are virgin.
So,I am virgin
>>14462289
wanna be penpals?
>>14462238
it is difficult question.well......at least,I can solve differential&integration without any trouble
Does your teacher hit you?
>due to studying English
諦めとけｗｗ
Why do you think that pig dog Koreans lie about war crimes?
>>14462346
酷いンゴ......
>>14462296
well.....Just doing in killing time
Why did you think /jp/ is the the best board for your time?
What do you think about ISIS?
Do you like Takoyaki?
>>14462430
I thought there are many people who are interested in Japan.
>>14462470
I like it !!!!!
but I like Takayaki rather than takoyaki
Are u gay??
Can we move to Japan?
Do you like Touhou?
>>14462250
wow, you're a retard.
I laugh at you.
>>14462502
I dunno.you should Japanese government
Do you pray to the Holy Hoho?
>>14462508
Yes I like it
4ちゃんへの投稿は別に勉強にならないと思うけど。
>>14462501
I like girls >>14462508
>>14462502
NO
>>14462541
そう言った方がレスくれるかなって思って
>>14462481
Did you know that, although there is octopus inside takoyaki, taiyaki has no sea bream in it?
What are your thoughts on the Howa Type 89?
>>14462281
Did he fucked you?
Do you masturbate
>>14462593
No lol lol
>>14462618
My Japanese cartoons have taught me that siblings in Japan have sexual intercourse since early age, it doesn't matter the gender they still have sex
You can't have dual citizenship when you want to live in japan, also you must actually be of worth to get citizenship and not some fat neet piece of shit. Stop using japanese culture to enable your terrible lifestyle
>>14462584
there is red beans inside taiyaki.
taiyaki looks like sea bream.So,Japanese call taiyaki
>>14462182
Do you like Hatsune Miku? What is your opinion on her and other Vocaloids?
Why don't you have soldier bears?
Have you ever held hands with a girl?
>>14462281
Older or younger?
>>14462182
What is your favorite touhou project character?
Which Touhou character would you have sex with?
>>14462182
what do they teach about south america in school? like countries or important events and shit or just nothing?.
Why are japs so stupid?
they can't learn one of simpliest languages
I lurked 4chan on daily basis since i was 15 and english isn't my native language
>No.14462972
English isn't that simple, it can be a pretty confusing language.
Have you ever seen K-on? If so, what do you think of it?
>>14462972
>my native language
what's your native language? You need to consider that the transition from some languages (like spanish) to english is "easier", so to speak.
>>14463057
I'm polish
I learned most from watching chinese cartoons with eng subs
>>14462972
>simpliest
>english isn't my native language
It shows.
>>14462972
i bet you don't even know japanese, pleb.
>>14463092
>giving a fuck about gramatic on anonym board
>dot at the end
how urs autism?
>>14463161
He says he watches chinese cartoons with subs so of course he doesn't know Japanese.
>>14463162
Clearly not as bad as yours.
>>14462708
>
I'm virgin,but I had a girlfriend.
Since,I held her hand,kissed her.
>>14462728
older than me two years
What do you think of black people? Jews?
>>14462641
WHAT? You've tried taiyaki already?
>>14463087
>I'm polish
So I guess you have a good base thanks to your english classes in school and you improved that with the eng sub+4chan, right?
Well, in japan you have a situation where the teacher is speaking, everyone is nice and quiet, but nobody is listening. Also, japs don't have lone letters, like b,c,d...etc., they have ka,ke,ki,ko,ku, you won't see any words with just a "k", unless it's "a,e,i,o,u" or "n".
The fact that they use Katakana doesn't help, for example: taxi, they will write it TAKKUSHI or at least that's how is going to sound for them in japanese, now go from taxi=takkushi to all the other english words, so in the end there is a lot of shit.
>>14462860
I like "nazu-rin" "ru-Mia" "wiggle Nightbug"
But,I don't have sexual preference for very young girls.Simply,the girls who I liked is little girls
>>14463257
>But,I don't have sexual preference for very young girls
Of course you don't.
Have you used an earthquake to masturbate?
>>14462182
Do you think your teachers are dating each other?
How do you feel if your teachers date each other?
>>14463257
>I like "nazu-rin"
good taste!
>>14463257
>But,I don't have sexual preference for very young girls.
Sure you don't, buddy.
And there are no lolicons on /jp/.
>Simply,the girls who I liked is little girls
What a crazy coincidence, huh?
post kotatsu with timestamp
>>14463181
>jap schoolboy got farther than me
How does dating and courting work for japanese adolescents?
>>14463317
Certainly not lol lol lol
How many students smoke cigarettes? Do people use vapes?
No offense OP, but if this is the level of English in Japan, in highschool no less, the situation really is grim.
>>14463388
It's pretty good for what I've seen here of non-natives, besides it's casual conversation, not a damn thesis
This is a serious question. Tits or asses?
From what you have seen so far, what is your opinion on 4chan?
Coffee or green tea?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHDgXesTTRw
>>14463337
my teachers almost have wife or husband.if you have girlfriend or boy friend in spite of having wife or husband,you are disliked by a lot of people.With that in mind,I don't like it
Do you watch anime? If so, what's your favourite?
>>14463413
>green tea
It's called leaf juice.
>>14463413
you should listen thishttp://youtu.be/BTkfSH8kGNs
big black man fucking my mother right now lol
he has big dick lol
>>14462279
Can you tell us what you used to do as a chuunibyou?
>>14462182
Do you hate Coreans?
What about Chinese/Russians?
>>14462250
Sorry to hear about that. I've had similar problems earlier in my life. Now I'm going to college to study engineering. I hope things turn out well for you later in your life, don't let the past destroy your dreams.
>>14462907
please answer that
Between Niconico and YouTube, which do you and your friends use more often?
Between Nico Live and Twitch, which do you and your friends use more often?
>>14463527
I dont plan to have sex
Do you like Shimakaze?
>>14463388
I've found that the Asian country with the best English is China. The high schoolers and even the middle schoolers are damn near fluent. I hear its because Chinese translates well with English whereas Japanese is much less so.
>>14463289
lol'd hard.
Must underrated post. The wording alone cracks me up, I don't even know.
>>14462972
Food for thought:
I am a native English speaker. After a year of Spanish classes, I could shitpost in Spanish with little issue. With only online experience, I can read most Western Romantic languages without great trouble, while looking up nouns occasionally and verbs rarely.
After four years of Mandatin Chinese, I am a little better than I was with Spanish. Bilibili is pretty sensible, for instance. Even with a decent hanzi -> kanji base from learning traditional characters, reading Japanese is always a chore, yet alone listening to it.
I imagine it's the other way around.
>>14463490
I think Russian, Chinese and Korean are human.So,I don't hate them.but,someone hate them
>>14463527
"Yuyuko"
Because she has nice body
>>14463668
>I think Russian, Chinese and Korean are human.
70 years of forced liberalism in Japan finally pays off
>>14462988
I saw it on tv.that was interesting
>>14463379
most of student in my school don't smork
>>14463433
yes, my recommendations is
"Ano natude matteru"
"koi to senkyo to chocolate"
"Red date girl"
"chuunibyou demo koi ga sitai"
"tamako market "
>>14462182
What do most kids think about english class? Is it basically a rest period or is it taken seriously like math?
Are people who are really interested in foreign countries weird?
>>14463712
As if it is any reasonable to hate on something that is:
A) 50++ Years ago
B) Does not affect the latest two generation AT ALL
Its like still hating on germany for WW2
I realize some backyard faggots still do so, but.. come on, the current generation has nothing to do with anymore. Not even the current political generation.
If there is a reason to hate on china and koreans than only if there is something to hate about them in this age and time.
(Honestly, there is quite a lot and many reasons... but I am just trying to prove a point here)
>>14463557
Japanese English ability is shit.
as you see me.im japanese.
I love shimakaze
>>14463741
>is it taken seriously like math?
If they took it seriously they wouldn't be near the very bottom in the world ranking of English proficiency..
>>14463746
He was being sarcactic, in case you couldn't tell.
I have questions to you.
How do you study how to pronounce English?
How do you pronounce English well?
>>14462250
You're pretty much one of us then
>>14463770
Meh, despite all /jp/ is still part of 4chan after all, you never know. Especially with politics.
>>14463257
You, I like you. You got some good taste in 2hus, friend.
>>14463717
Do you have a favorite character? Pic related are mine (I can't decide between them).
>>14463846
Minami kana(minami-ke)
she is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo cute
>>14463869
Now this I can get behind.
>>14463738
This is pretty great taste.
Have you ever been to any doujin events like Comiket? Do you have any favorite doujin circles?
>>14463793
forget everything you know about japanese when speaking english
>>14463793
Learn IPA
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Help:IPA_for_English
>>14462182
>I'm Japanese high school student
how boring is high school over there?
>>14463846
I'm not japanese
but those are also my favorites
>>14463869
Are you trap? Do you like trap?
>>14462182
How old is your house? 68-69 years old?
How do I learn Japanese
Please respond
>>14463479
Please answer.
>>14464650
For example,
I wrote cool words I feel difficult "kanzi" or English.
I tried to bandaged on my arms.
I came in contact with friends.
Sorry,I don't want to remember that lol
>>14464650
>I came in contact with friends.
I had one mistake.
I came in contact with friends listlessly
>>14463924
Answer this, OP.
And how many doujinshi do you have?
>>14464630
I'm Japanese
•reading
read a Japanese book
•listening
listen a Japanese song
•speaking
voice chat in game and Skype
•writting
go to 2ch or Twitter
anime song is my recommendation
it's lyrics is written in easy Japanese.
Light novel is my recommendation because light novel is written in easy Japanese.
>>14462182
Do you ever visit onsens? If you do, when you are there do you look at other people's penises? I don't mean in a gay way, just out of curiosity.
>>14464785
I have been to comic market for 4~5 times. I hate summer,as usually go to in winter.
my favorite circles are.....well.... Famous circles.....
"ULOG'Be"
"TUMENEKO"
"魂音泉"
>>14464785
I have more than 50
Grandma fell in love with a jap soldier in ww2.
>>14464790
I've heard that spoken dialogue in anime shows aren't really what the Japanese actually speak?
As in, if you tried to learn from, or speak like anime characters do, you'd either get laughed or receive awkward stares?
>>14464829
I heard they laugh at you if you use ore. Beyond that I don't know though.
>>14462182
What do girls think about otaku?
What does society think about otkau?
I never understood this talk like anime characters meme.
I never picked up on a way that anime characters talked. I know there's a way some weird characters have unique ways of saying things, but not something as generalized as anime talk.
The closest I have come up with is kansai-ben(which people in Kansai may or may not actually use, but foreigners probably expected not to speak it) or ojou talking.
>>14462214
Lurking 4chan gave me straight As in my english classes. It's extremely useful because you actually learn how people talk.
Obviously you want to avoid all the cussing in class, but still. Nothing helps you learn a language better than actually speaking it and 4chan comes pretty close to the real life experience.
>>14464824
Good taste.
Do you like visual novels? If so, which are your favorites?
>>14463087
WYPIERDALAJ
What kind of phone do you have?
>>14463569
god fucking damn, never come back
>>14465019
>I never picked up on a way that anime characters talked.
That means you still haven't heard enough of them.
After a while you'll be able to hear the difference. There are dozens of common phrases which you won't otherwise hear in a decent japanese movie. And then you go and listen to some non-animu related japanese songs and realise you can't understand shit.
To OP;
What kind of school-clubs have you been part of?
What's the next step of your master plan?
This is actually a really entertaining thread, good job, koukousei.
>>14463257
study english harder, champ
Do you use tampons or pads?
>>14463087
Polish to english is hardly the same as japanese to english you retard.
>>14463557
Haven't been to much of asia then huh
How do you write len if there's no le in hiragana?
>>14466102
Have you watched the recent interview with Yoland Strumn?
He explains it really well, every true Otaku should know about him
>>14465740
And?
You treat japs like they are idiots that can't learn language not similiar to their own
Let's start this : How do we get Japanese girlfriends?
Or more like, what do you think of the girls in your country?
>>14466181
it's just projection
Can I give you a cummy tummy?
>>14466181
You were the one calling them idiots because you had an easy time learning a language very close to your native tongue. And that's just a dumb thing to say.
Also I'm not treating the japanese like idiots at all, I didn't even talk about them.
>>14464890
Yeah, they also don't take you seriously/laugh at you if you use the "-sama" honorific (unless you're writing a letter to a business), or if you say "gomennasai" in the business world.
Or so my Japanese professor has told me.
>>14466497
damn, that's why they looked all funny at me when I used ore-sama for myself.
>>14462250
>I had to repeat two years at school
welcome to the family, anon-san
I'm op
What's your wpm?
http://college.cengage.com/collegesurvival/watkins/learning_companion/1e/students/timed_reading.html
What's your vocabulary?
http://testyourvocab.com
My voca is 3700
My wpm is 144
>>14462182
Do you trains?
>>14466794
Spaniard (Europe) here
25900 vocabulary
did only 5 wmp test, average 800wpm
I wonder if natives actually know what words like tatterdemamilion mean.
how will japanese companies (or society as a whole) react to the fact that you are behind in school for your age?
do you feel that your future consists of more than becoming a wageslave
>>14462630
Then how did that sack of shit Debito Arudou do it? I bet Japan really regrets it now.
>>14462182
Which touhou would you fuck?
>>14466886
>Spaniard (Europe)
Doesn't Spaniard mean you come from Spain ｗｗｗｗｗ you don't have to say you're from Europe ｗｗｗｗｗlmao
>>14463257
Wriggle is a boy...
>>14466794
In my case, voca is 11,100 words and wpm is around 450.
It may be important to note that English isn't my first language either.
Are you still here?
Please recommend me some japanese bands.
do you like idols?
>>14466062
>>14435033
>>14356778
>>14457729
>>14467118
>Debito Arudou
I think Debito-chan is confused. The process he describes on his blog (http://www.debito.org/naturalization1.html) is for being a permanent resident. Unless he can prove he has Japanese passport I cannot believe him. But if he does post such proof, USA might revoke his USA passport. I do not think both passports can legally exist.
>>14468138
WHAt!!??????
wiggle is so cute girl
>>14468631
where is your question?
>>14464809
I sometimes go to onsen.i like onsen.
I'm not gay, but if I see man's big ducks,
I talk to myself "uh.......his duck is so big"
my duck is pretty big,this is my embarrassed point. As,seeing someone's big ducks calm down me.
>>14468852
what do you think about IVs? Junior Idols?
>>14465660
>>14465670
thank you!!
>>14468886
what do you think of this picture?
also who's your favorite AV actress if you have one?
>>14465677
Yeah,I am going to try to study English hard
>>14468920
Sorry, I want to say dick instead of duck.
I think this picture of duck is so big.
My recommendation is "hashimoto maya" and "hatumi rion"
Are there a lot of pantyshots in school?
>>14465660
In middle high school,
Track and field
In high school
Badminton
>>14468886
>my duck is pretty big
How big?
>>14463553
dude, you'll become a level 30 wizard. And then add to japans decreasing population issue.
Do you smoke weed
![shoefiti[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/M8sgNRy.jpg "shoefiti[1].jpg")
How common is this in Japan?
>>14469023
please answer this
>>14469036
This thread is now property of muh real nigga youmu.
Ya dig?
>>14469023
A girl once say "give me 14cm and hurt me." so I fuck her twice then hit her with a brick.
>>14469060
14cm is pretty tiny, bro. Good thing you had that brick.
What do you think of your current prime minister?
What is happening to the warez(割れ) scene there?
>>14469070
No, I have 7cm. That's why I fuck her twice
>>14464747
>I came in contact with friends.
>Sorry,I don't want to remember that lol
Well, you're definitely in good company here.
When writing in Japanese how do you indicate accents?
