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JRM edition
>>62237423
are there people who still unironically wear top hats over there?
>>62237212
10 year olds arent teens actually so id like you to reset your IP twice to give 2 votes to "no" to better represent the facts
karen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZSC_Z65pKE
>>62237423
Pulling an all nighter since I've got a long car journey, does /brit/ like sleeping in the car or taking in the scenery during a road trip?
>Danes
the americans are laughing at us again
>>>/pol/81511739
>>62237468
kek nah i got into a good university and learned to socialise with females. you lose faggot
>>62237459
I thought it said ten sex
Didn't vote anyway, I don't believe in it
>>62237268
if it's bees, then you can get desensitisation treatment so you become far less allergic which is good news in terms of allergy. food related allergy is apparently near impossible to desensitise to.
t. poor lad who's been jabbed once a month with bee venom for 7 years
>>62237502
>danger zone
is that what they call her orbit?
>>62237507
What university did you get into, mong?
>If you don't go to school with girls then you don't ever talk to girls
Top kek.
By the way, calling them "females" immediately labels yourself as a kissless virgin.
lmaoing @ you britcucks rn
>>62237504
hope they keep laughing, they've some way to go before they're even with us in that regard
>>62237508
a tremendous itch sprung forth on my right forearm in response to this post
i believe i have a rash
>>62237457
Yes, when the occasion calls for it, i.e. royal weddings and royal, state, or ceremonial funerals
How come women can get away with appropriating nerd culture to make themselves appear unique and quirky but the minute men show an interest in it we're labeled as manchildren?
scots BLOWN THE FUCK OUT
>>62237559
literally a muslim
unbelievable jeff
>>62237457
only when I'm otherwise nude
the pakistanis are laughing at us again
>>62237559
>>62237549
>l-let me insult his choice of words, that'll make me seem correct r-right!?!?
laughable
I'm going to list random names to see if anyone in /brit/ has the same one.
Tobias
Timothy
Bensworth
Regionald
William
Dan
Tom
Nick
alan sugar is Muslim
>>62237611
all me
>>62237573
oh fuck off you big (as in large or immense) fanny
>>62237601
>Very conscpicuously avoiding the university question
Ah, a York man, I see.
guess my name
>>62237563
Nah m8 1st Amendment and all that good stuff
>>62237611
RDAN
>>62237640
bensworth
>>62237637
Durham actually
>>62237641
believe you've misunderstood
>>62237640
rasheed
We hench now
>>62237640
steve paul john jacob rasheed mark tim tom quinton rudeger
>>62237641
Nah m8 Oliver Cromwell and the English parliamentarians and all that good stuff.
If you're a socialist yahoo you can fuck off right now
>>62237637
>>62237601
>>62237549
Love it when the hoplites stir betwixt themselves in anger
>>62237640
Zuborg
You're either a Pokemon or an eastern European.
>>62237611
i know its you you swarthy big nosed long haired cunt dont try playing coy with the false flags
>>62237661
>Durham
Cute.
>>62237315
i could've been a normie but i fucked it up after going to college, went back into the shell
>>62237661
>Durham
AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
OLIVER
>>62237661
>Durham
Oh dear.
>>62237661
>Durham
>>62237720
CROMWELL
>>62237661
ive heard wonderful things about durham university, and i think you smell just lovely
>your answer
KEITH
Durham is rather sexy desu
Hourglass figure
durhams good you oxbridge fuckboys
please dont let this turn into uni wars bullshit.
I didn't go to university and I hate seeing people bicker about which education facility they got their stupid piece of paper from. This is autism sperg hours.
Terrorist attack in Berlin, I repeat TERRORIST ATTACK IN BERLIN. TV is talk about nuclear explosion.
>>62237738
>>62237722
>>62237712
>>62237706
It's all the same English shit. No difference between Durham or any other place.
What is the most English forename you can think of, Jon?
>>62237743
>>62237738
>>62237722
>>62237712
ah yes i forgot everyone on here goes to oxford or cambridge. besides i graduated like 3 years ago so i don't really give a shit what you kids think
>>62237792
Ethelred
the lads
>>62237794
>f-fuck u I d-don't even c-care
>KIDS!
>>62237781
can't abide undergrads
anyone want to talk shit on my uni can meet me at the york library beanbags.
i'm 5'3 and built like a balsa wood plane
>>62237472
source?
>>62237794
>ah yes i forgot everyone on here goes to oxford or cambridge
I actually did.
>>62237794
i was showing support and giving you a confidence boost you slack jawed durham oaf
>>62237785
As opposed to America, where their top medical schools are brought to a screeching halt and the student body has to go into counseling because someone wrote "Trump" on the floor in chalk?
>>62237781
Who else in the /Nouniversity/ club?
>>62237829
wrong
http://www.tylervigen.com/spurious-correlations
>>62237792
Bensworthington
>>62237868
the nic cage one is causation
do not engage with the nonce
>>62237792
Oliver, obviously.
How long do you reckon this Pokemon Go shit will last, one month?
>>62237816
arguing about university does seem silly to someone in their mid 20s though. you know nothing but education
>>62237849
me desu
>>62237904
Cromwell
>>62237871
castaway 2 incoming
>>62237871
coming back to england pal?
What's the point of going to university if you don't go to Oxford or Cambridge?
Honest question
N.B. people who go to post 19th century colleges, graduate colleges, or mature colleges don't really count as Oxbridge students
>>62237792
Since English is merely French + Anglo-Saxon, I will say William
>>62237909
getting tired of spackers walking around like wankers looking for them desu
>>62237913
>mid 20s
Oh lad, you're practically a pensioner! Wisdom beyond my wildest dreams! You cannot have a job while at university or after it!
Top fucking kek.
just seen a thing
ama
>>62237943
Explain this meme to me.
t. non student
>>62237809
That's not Jonny Mar is it?
>>62237871
Inb4 intercepted when you land in the UK for serious sex offences
>>62237949
Guillame
>>62237963
whats stopping me from getting out of this thrice damned chair and going to sleep?
>25 years old and have never owned a mobile phone
Who else here?
>>62237909
It'll last 2 months as it is. If they put trading and battling into it before those 2 months are up, it'll hold out for a year. Minimum.
Lads
>>62237943
Ooh, I know this one. I won't spoil the punchline for people who haven't heard it though, cos I'm nice like that
>>62237969
it's the black and white thinking typical of autism la
>>62237871
you can't run away forever
>>62237959
I've got several years in a proper graduate role under my belt. So yes, I do have far more experience of how the real world works than you.
>>62237990
20 here
Never owned a phone, don't want to buy a smartphone as I feel it would be a waste of money and only use it as a music player.
DAN!
DAN!
>>62237969
the joke is that they got into oxbridge and now their life is empty so the only way they can live with themselves is by belittling people who go to other universities at 2:42am on the international section of an anime website.
Watching Moone Boy lads
It's pretty funny
>>62237971
It's Morissey and Rick Astley, you stupid fucking yank.
>>62237943
More skilled job places than just those for Oxbridge graduates you silly goose
>>62237943
OK, since you go to Oxford tell me. Lava Ignite is known as? What does KA stand for and what is a collection?
>>62237985
rope faeries
that will be £50 for the consultation, please
>>62237990
i remember not having one for like 9 months when i was 15 because it broke and it was amazing desu
>>62237996
Just when you thought you'd got rid of the vikings...
just got into the university of the west of englands lads
proper happy
its a good uni too
>>62238012
Here's a little hint: Stop thinking you're replying to an undergrad.
You're embarrassing yourself even more than when you said "Durham" top kek
>>62238023
Who and who?
What's the most manly occupation you can think of?
doin a nosebleed
>>62238028
Parkend, the King's Arms and college start of term exams.
>>62238028
lava ignite is when you set lava on fire, ka stands for kiss arsehole like when you lick arse of your superior and a collection is like my anime figures
>>62238076
penis person
don't get why york gets laughed at 2bh
it's consistently top 20 in the UK and everyone i know who went york is doing fairly well for themselves
and Durham is literally fifth in the UK, what the fuck are you lads on
>>62238076
Penis inspector, the opposite of a gynecologist?
need a wee, so thinking of getting up and vacating my room before entering the bathroom and vacating my bladder and possibly vacating my bowels at the same time
>>62238030
bloody tories did this
ill be out in just a giffy, do you accept dead leaves shaped vaguely like the queen's profile?
>>62238076
Penis man
>>62238076
gun
>>62238076
cock gobbler
t. firm believer that you are what you eat
>>62238076
trucking
>>62238052
ah a postgraduate student? delaying the inevitable entry into reality even longer? VERY impressive
>>62238028
>Lava Ignite
hot stuff!
>KA
kill andrew (maybe the prince??? will have to investigate)
>a collection
a group of caucasian students who haven't checked their privilege on the particular day
>>62238076
Using your own gonads in construction like a wrecking ball to smash buildings and other similar stuff?
bell end smells like papadum
>>62238084
what college?
>>62238076
tier 1 sof
literally cannot think of a more masculine career
>>62238135
>>62238028
KA could be potassium something? No idea if it's related to chemistry or something.
>>62238097
They're either Oxbridge students who've lost all sense of perspective or just fucking retards
>>62238101
it's the only currency I accept, as it happens
>>62238097
york is derivative of older memes
mock that which is beneath you is /brit/'s motto, though this also applies to things that are above you, next to you and inside you
>>62238130
>STILL thinking I'm still in uni
I can see now why you went to Durham.
Top kek.
Why do asians have slitty eyes?
>>62238160
Jesus, but I'm a grad.
>>62238186
to stop the sand blowing in them
If you didn't know what it was made of, would you eat Soylent Green?
>>62237941
Yeah m8, just a visit
>>62238076
4chan janitor
>>62238186
so they can see longer distances
>>62238076
*rolling my eyes because nobody else has managed to get it* a woman
>>62238177
well then we're going to have a problem, because as it happens all i have is this £50 note
>>62238209
Only soylent red, I stopped being a vegetarian for ethical reasons and no longer eat green foods
>>62238090
chuckled at this post
>>62238209
I'd eat it anyway
>>62238099
urologist
it's not glamorous
>tfw no more haxball
>>62238225
what gimmicks do you have planned?
>>62238177
ahh reet
i spose i do mock non-rustler groups
>>62238175
me at the end
>>62238260
What's a pooologist called?
Do you lads think that studying about the galaxy is a waste of time? What's the point of knowing about something if we will never go there?
Wow...cool...a giant galaxy thats 500,000,000 light years away...why should I give a shit?
watching armitage iii now lads
>>62238246
that won't do
it's strayed too far from Gaia's bosom
burn it, scatter the ashes in the nearest woods and apologise in the vague direction of a squirrel (Mother's messengers)
>>62238036
We'll never leave
Gib monasteries and red haired women
Or some cakes from poundland haha am i right lads
STATE YOUR NAME CUZZ
Should I change the other half of my money to Euros today or should I save it for when I'm in Europe and wait for the Euro to go up a little? I should be fine for a while since I wouldn't need much but just to be safe.
>>62238268
We'll have to wait and see
Moshi moshi
Browsing gondolas desu
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468754843467.webm
>>62238297
>burning an effigy of my own queen
UMM NICE TRY LEFTISTS???? :) X
>>62238285
proctologist
>>62238316
Mr. Carrington Smythe (pronounced Smith)
>>62238302
I'll give you one for £2
>>62238289
third eye welded shut
>>62238296
Only thing I liked about it was Armitage being a qt and Freiza's VA was pretty memorable as the villain
I'm finishing up GTO
>>62238329
*breathes heavily*
what are you wearing
>>62238316
Timothy James Byrne at the Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place Marlow SL72QH my rented flat since January 2013 and before on the 2nd of June 2016
>>62238316
Florence Florence Ó'Heachthighearna (née Scrivenor-Wardrobe)
>>62238316
By the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Ireland Queen, Defender of the Faith, Empress of India
>>62238408
All me
>>62238334
you've seen through the facade
i am undone
my dream of liberté, égalité, fraternité with all non-human organism shall never be realised
>>62238316
BENSWORTHY BANINGTONG
>>62238408
what a faggot
>>62238316
david cameron lol
>>62238316
Juubi Jinchuuriki Gedou Rinne Tensei Uchiha Madara
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0aNI1vn83qo
fucking tune lads
>>62238408
>sucking dick is an insult
um, not very tolerant of him, especially considering his profile pic appears to show him posing with two half-naked oily men
when do you use the word 'persons' instead of 'people'?
>>62238316
JOEY JOEY JOE SHABBADU JR
>>62238461
emphasis on invidual tones
>>62238450
>Kingdom nevercome
I get it
>>62238461
when referring to persons
wankwankwankwankwankwankwankwankwank
>>62238429
>fraternité with [...] non-human organism[s]
ooer missus
really must be bedding myself now, its 3 bleeding am (3am bleeding from half a hundred savage wounds inflicted entirely by me out of rage) so offs i go haha
What was the Steve Coogan show called where he was the fat, washed up roadie?
>>62238348
Does everything in poundland actually cost just one pound
Are you having a scam? :P
>>62238496
I've cast protective wards over your bed, He shan't claim you this night
Doctors today
diagnosis poz
on pills for it
>>62238503
I think you were just having a flashback while watching Alan Partridge lad.
>>62238408
>out of the blue a new presidential candidate appears
>he's full of controversy, lot's of people don't like him
>if he loses, it is most likely he'll step aside from politics other than the eventual comment here and there
>still go and get a tattoo about this because it is such an important period in our lives
>>62238028
I'm Cambridge actually, but I know that a collection is an end of term exam of some kind
>>62238503
saxondale
>>62238519
Most of it does. Anything but the food is tat though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ui6JM_9Eck
Lads look this british twat on the left.
Hes literally slamming this qt japs cunt and probably many other girls aswell.
Where did it go wrong?
Why aren't In asia right now fucking free qts?
Why am i sitting here in boring england on the dole?
fucking hell lads.
Dad is snoring like a madman. Can hear him two doors down. How much would you pay me to slap his face?
>>62238543
Wouldn't it be a flashforward?
>>62238540
would that it were so simple... but my glaive as always is somewhat awkwardly hidden 'neath my pillows
got to put the sheets and covers on my bed
Who else got the fan on?
>>62238591
heh heh did mine today, git gud scrub
>>62238571
That's it
>>62238579
delicately place your bollocks into his mouth
>>62238583
Are Future Trunk's memories flashbacks or flashforward? This also applies to Kyle Reese from Terminator.
wish the bureau was a real show
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQw3PxYpF1Q
REALLY catchy tune lads
>>>/pol/81526672
>>>/pol/81526672
>>62238572
Fucking hell lad you can barely buy a loaf of bread here with a pound
Now poz my neg arsehole you cheeky wanker
Rip it up inside and put your stinky british cumeron inside
>>62238610
>git gud
>>62238584
on your head be it, only the coldest steel can hurt Him
>>62238579
alri bam
>>62238633
git gud times a million no return
>>62238630
Ahh so the whole living in a frozen hellhole and steal our gold thing didn't work out?
Watching this old jap nonce on film 4 trying to shag this prostitute
>>62238625
only clicking this because there is a karen picture
>>62238686
the only reason to do anything ever iah
one last musing afore i go:
praps i should leave my so-called job and get back on that lovely universal credit scheme wherein i do fuckall but pretend to apply for jobs and *record scratches* waaaaait just one cotton picking minoot HAHAHAH how could i afford my extravagant lifestyle of drinking alcohol in public houses and smoking tobacco just outside of them ! lol
>>62238636
ive scattered salt all over the surfaces and covered the curtains in brownie spit to ensure an uninterrupted slumber
>>62238674
We're alright m8
Do brits have stinky penii
i'm a sissi negboi who needs to get all pozzed up
>>62238685
>Abbas Kiarostami
good lad
>>62238731
I dunno it'd be better to put it to a vote.
>>62238734
*smegs your arse*
>>62238722
waiting for my turn to start doing this
This thread is very silly. But not as silly as Sir Billi.
>>62238700
hmmmmmm need to combine this concept with the bedmaking somehow
this will have to suffice
>>62238020
This is accurate
having a think
>>62238780
ask yourself
what would karen do/say/think if she saw the state of your bed?
>>62238776
Sir billi silli billi independents conolli
Why is the date July 19th so important lads?
>>62238776
thought of this chap in town yesterday and spat great chunks of bile up in laughter
>>62238775
having a job or casting out demons?
perhaps they are one and the same...
>>62238836
*puts on flip flops and bathing suit*
>>62238760
Do you like the taste of
haha
hahhahaha
SMEG?
HAHAHAH
said a dirty word lads :PPP
unironically voting for trump because i unironically want bush 2.0 type antics to laugh at
How do I get a qt brit bf like pic related?
>>62238853
one and the very same
>>62238863
that was my thinking exactly, I loved Bush's antics, Trump will be even better
that going to bed gig....*puts on american accent*....heh well it ain't goin so well
>>62238862
smeg me arse what a post
>>62238860
Was it the ice age?
Right oh lads whos up for some cheeky nandos my treat la
>>62238881
my answer depends on how cuddly you are
>>62238863
i think thats ironically voting for trump
>>62238909
*sends you off down the magic road*
What is the most Mark Corrigan thing you've done in your life?
>>62238925
>>62238881
get a room fags
>>62238902
Josie give it a fucking rest you butch lezza
hankering for a wankering
>>62238925
I'm as cuddly or non-cuddly as you want bb.
oh fuck haha it'll be bright soon cant be having with that off i go *SHOOTS OFF* actually typing this while standing up so you KNOW im RIGHT OUT THERE LOOOOL LOOK AT ME GO HAHAHAHAHAH
>>62238957
im trying
>>62238933
ironically would mean that voting for him was the joke. I genuinely want a president i can laugh at again.
I see Father Jack has become very affectionate of that pet brick of his.
*fingers josie from behind*
At what age did you lads start playing with yourselves?
>>62239018
>wanting to finger a bent paki
>>62238956
I'm hoping it goes well too, thanks for the support x
What happened to Chavs? They seem to have vanished.
>>62237574
>literally the definition of an east laaaandaaner
>scot
>>62239041
almost went a whole thread without TJ """""""Monica"""""""" Yoshi being mentioned
>>62238960
wow you're shit at being gay
>>62239039
had a full bush and started wanking at 9
pic related was my first nut buster
>>62239018
*fingers the mighty haft of my bardiche before burying it in your skull*
>>62239039
11 or 12
was thinking about a girl from school in her underwear and felt like i was going to piss myself but kept going and eventually came some mix of piss and sperm
GOTTA CATCH EM ALLLLLLLLL
>>62239079
Scrubs got worse the "hotter" Elliot became, she was a lot more qt in the early seasons when she was plain looking.
What the fuck this jap film just ended abruptly with the boyfriend of the prossie throwing a rock through the old mans window
ah yes, 5 crits in a row is perfectly normal behaviour
fuck you dwebble what the fuck man
>>62238960
sounds good to me x
>>62239082
haha ow :)
>>62239106
it's art, you rutting tribune of plebs
>>62239087
Kek
Once I started wanking I thought the urge to pee was cumming
Then when I actually came I was like, wtf is this?
>>62239142
hahaha nice!!!!
go away now? :)
can't put the fucking quilt cover on properly lads
this is genuinely the hardest chore. would rather clean the cats litter tray after a pungent shit that faff around with this
>>62239199
just put the corners to the corners you blundering cretin
>>62239087
>11 or 12
>was thinking about a girl from school
fuck off nonce
>>62236038
Bit gay
>>62239173
Kek
And then I was like, this feels pretty good
Better than peeing
I'm glad I don't have to pee in a girl to make babies
watching a film from 1981 but ill not tell you what it is incase you spoil it
>>62239199
I'll do it for you
>>62239199
I berieve in you, senpai
(editor's note: senpai means plan)
>>62239235
Karen is a fictional character
>>62239199
Put the top two corners in.
Grab the top two corners.
Flap the quilt in the wind like you're getting sand off of a towel.
The quilt will put itself in the covers on its own from there.
>>62239220
well yes i do that and then give it a good shake but somehow it's still folded up at the other end
>>62239232
its ok theres only a small fold now im ok with this
>>62239235
thanks for the support :3
>>62239263
wrong
thoughts on maisie?
What's the oldest film you've watched? Les Vampires is mine.
>>62239140
Maybe life doesnt have any clear cut endings so neither should film. Ah yes, Im now a cinema patrician.
how is it possible to not be depressed
>>62239314
The Spongebob Movie
>>62239304
Indifferent
>>62239304
ugly fucking Quasimodo like creature
>>62239317
nah, I broke the projector and I'm trying to buy time while I fix it
I'll have the real ending for you in no time
>>62239314
what year did Guardians of the Galaxy come out
>>62239314
finding dory
>>62239314
Frankenstein (1910)
>>62239304
type casted for medievil goblin creatures
>>62239335
drugs
>>62239345
Quasimodo, famously french
>>62239314
The Haunted Castle (1896)
>>62239379
frONKEN STEEN
>>62239390
or as he's known in his native France, Le Maisie
Who's your Sopranos waifu? Gloria Trillo for me.
anyone here listen to bbc radio 4 and 5. i listen to them while driving a truck, feels goodman
>>62239423
Big Tone
dat gabagool
>>62239232
Das boot (they die as soon as they reach port)
Excalibur (Arthur has to fight his son and dies)
my dinner with Andre (dinner is had with Andre)
Escape from New York (snake escapes from New York with the president but switches the tape and starts nuclear war for bants)
American werewolf in London (he gets shot by the cops in front of his gf)
>>62239434
How do you listen to OUR BBC Yank twat
>>62239384
this
Watching the chase at half three in the morning. Will prob wake up at 4pm and wait to watch the chase at 5pm. Such is neet life. The Chase is basically work
>>62239434
listen to eurobeats
>>62239465
you can listen to them in the game. there are other european stations too but those two are the best (and the only talk stations in english)
so much for getting up at 7
Warm in
English weather
>>62239476
teach me your ways o wise neet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lzuEg_JVqug
>>62239384
then i just get more depressed when i'm not on the drugs
and tolerance is a bitch
>>62239482
Telling Auntie beeb and shutting this down.
PS: What do you like about radio 4 :)
>>62239314
city lights 1930 whatever
favourite black and white picture is sunset boulevard
>>62239504
then you're doing the drugs wrong
Got to catch a flight at 7:30am on Thursday
As an alcoholic who typically blacks out at 6am and wakes up at 3pm, how do I handle this?
>>62239504
>not on the drugs
don't do that
>>62239314
The cabinet of dr caligari
>>62239465
Internet
Should I get a job?
27 degrees tomorrow(today) lads fucking hell
>>62239540
too poor
>>62239538
Drink on the plane
Oh oh I AM in bed.. Nancy that
>>62239465
i don't need your BBC, i've got my own
*looks down, smirking*
>>62239603
leave Nancy out of this
ruly mags yew thek
>>62237673
Literally use pokemon go when I go running, love it desu (LOVE IT)
>>62239585
Yea
Jobs are alright
>tfw down from working 5 days a week to 2
Don't know how to feel about this
>>62239614
the mobile app is great
>>62237673
wonder if he takes steroids and thats why his hair is falling out
TV has plane cameras, games and 2100 channels.
>>62239624
Wew this is Canadian?
I didn't even know it was out yet
>>62239667
>on the internet on a plane
RIP you
Random fact: I support Cornish nationalism
business idea:
Buy caffeinated shampoo
taking off to the land of nod
will probs dream about cuddly yank boys
>>62239695
*Kernow
Lads, my tulpa is a good-for-nothing lazybones who's threatening to pull the plug on our life support if I apply for any jobs. What's my next step?
You are now picturing the girl you fancy doing a big sloppy poo
>>62239695
where's your trip gone
>>62239685
I'm dreading flying now in case some retarded pilot crashes the plan whilst playing Pokemong Go
>>62239720
wait... was I the tulpa all along? or are we two simply in the same situation. the former is far more likely
think thailad should invite the lads out 2bh
Idea for a series: Man wakes up as a skeleton and must find out who turned him into a skeleton, called No Bones About It
>>62239781
spooky
>>62239739
trying to catch a fearow innit
>>62239757
I'll cut the nonce
>>62239756
For fuck's sake Monica, stop making a fool of me
>>62239781
did you start with the name?
>>62239834
That's how all good series start out.
Think "BBC news" or "BBC sport"
>>62239106
watch taste of cherry
Wow a woman on her own just beat the beast in the chase.... he just stormed lmao
can anyone else smell burning?
>>62239946
sorry bro just smoking kush
hello its me sweater bear
LEA SEYDEUX IS SO FUCKING HOT IMAGINE HER SLOWLY SUCKING YOUR NOB WHILST SJE WEARS A RED DRESS GIVE IT OMMMMMMM
>>62240017
Bit late for this sort of business mate.
I'M EATING THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
dumb frogposter
>>62240031
Scary fact: Hamburgers are not American
>>62240031
god bless america
>take my insurance payment 3 days early
>still not processed a refund from last week
>now 4 days overdrawn
ah yes, most impressive
>>62240080
You can be my wingman anytime.
you know you can buy 4 liters of fizzy drink in a cup in petrol stations in america
worlds gone mad
I wish I could marry my cousin desu. Jealous of the Pakis with their arranged cousin marriages.
>>62240115
>>62240112
>>62240080
>>62240075
pirate ""intelectuals""
>>62240031
>THREE DOUBLE CHEESEBURGERS
u on a diet or something m8?
ah yes so it's a warm summer night once again. need to leave the window open to keep my room a bit cool so now it's time for the moths and flies spiders to invade
>>62240133
fuck off you spacker
>>62240133
Landlubber "civilised men"
going camping next week
quite excited
>>62240140
Better than pakis, tbqhwyrl
>>62240130
really?
would people drink that often? i havent had soft-drink without alcohol in it in probably 3+ months
help me
>>62240130
A four litre fucking cup?
>>62240193
*mistakes your face for pepperoni pizza and eats your face*
>>62240174
ah yes, alcoholism, very mature
>>62240193
Brendan doesn't deserve this shit.
>>62240193
>4AM
>20 degrees Celsius
JUST
U
S
T
>>62240130
this can't be real
>>62240202
>>62240174
yeah its called a big gulp
you can get an 8 litre container meant for fizzy drink in shops but I don't think anywhere actually fills it with drink then sells it to you
yank truckers use them
>>62240223
i drink probably 2 times a month. i'd drink less in a month than some other cunts in here drink in a week
brendan fraser has a better life than you LOL
don't mind me just havin a sippy
>>62240236
I'm gonna hit the brakes and he'll fly right by
going to clib a tall ladder at work to get to the top of this fuck off machine
scared about doing it in the dark though
>>62240258
ah fair enough
just feeling a bit touchy about the rapidly emptying bottle of pepsi on my desk
fucking knew i'd drink it by the end of this shift
Yanks need to bloody wind their necks in
97% humidity
surely the air is just water at this point, need some meteorologists to tell me what it means
doing a cannabis
Got a bigger dick than every male contestant on the Sex Factor
>>62240130
Fuck off lying.
>>62239946
Just your burning loins for me.
>>62240317
>two more on the bedside table
ah yes very healthy
>>62240328
>anime
fuck off
>>62240155
Can I come?
