Tea edition
me lads
caran
what went wrong?
Does online dating work? What sort of girls use it?
Height can honestly make or break a man. There have been SO FUCKING MANY good looking men I've seen who have lost so many points because they were manlets. I'm not even joking.
I saw a guy today who was really good looking but short as fuck with a girls body. Maybe he still gets fanny but if he was 5'11+ he would be rolling in it.
I'm 6ft and good looking and honestly feel blessed. Manlets try to say that height doesn't matter if you have confidence and shit, but it does matter. I'm not even a woman and can see how much of a determent being short is.
Serbians love venezuela.........
>>62193340
she's like 50 duude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVL8meD1o8
Tim would rather they didnt send him fanmail
Someone PLEASE send him a picture of Kev, my ballsack would explode
Job Centre on Monday
Driving lesson on Tuesday
Laser on Wednesday
Busy few days for Poleaboo
Who sent Tim the bear? very nice desu. Might send him this one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVL8meD1o8
>>62193347
crazy boring fat or with child
>>62193378
for allah, who is her???
>>62193348
5 ft 2 guy here
i get shitloads of pussy it really make you stand out. girls think you're cute. and you can always find girls your height too if you're as small as i am. my best gfs have always been about my height.
>>62193348
yeah, i'm gonna deny that fact, i'm quite good-looking but women have very little interest in someone my height. don't really feel like an adult and makes me believe i could never be a proper parental figure. i have honestly got so many faults, i don't feel i should pass my genes
>>62193363
im not actually short, I just dont really appreciate all the bullying that goes on
>>62193385
>Laser on Wednesday
getting a new school uniform lad?
thicc
just got out of a 5 hour skype call with a yank girl ahahah
>>62193392
>crazy
What kind of crazy?
>boring
Can deal with boring.
>fat
I am overweight myself so I am not going to say no to overweight girls unloess they are obese tier.
>with child
Like looking for someone to pay for their bairn?
>>62193463
Getting my facial hair removed
Booked in for another patch test
>>62193466
and pirates want to deport her.........
>>62193427
here you go friend
>when you cum and she immediately tries to kick you off while you're in the middle of an orgasm
FUCK OFF. When you're cumming you need to keep stroking to intensify the orgasm. If you kick me off AS SOON as I cum you are literally killing 50% of the orgasm.
getting my daily dose of Feminist Frequency and The Young Turks
>>62193348
tbf though i often see manlets with girls
>>62193485
literally why
get a better hobby
fixed
>>62193466
thinkin bout thicc
>>62193384
send tim a bear dressed like kev
>There's no one new around you
AHHHHHH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-aFHPsv-cc
really loving this reworking of a classic
close to tears here
>>62193534
are all arab girls like her???
>>62193521
>literally why
because I'm trans
>get a better hobby
Being trans isn't a hobby
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtd8lH8j040
>>62193560
No, over 60% of Arab girls are obese because they are not allowed to exercise.
>>62193567
>because I'm trans
no you aren't, maybe some people are but you are just confused and looking for an escape
also clearly mentally ill
>>62193575
>>62193560
all Mediterranean people look the same
though they usually look good
>>62193567
Enjoy your inevitable suicide lad.
>when you're walking in the street and make eye contact with some beta males woman and she can't help but stare at you knowing you could give her so much more than the 'man' she's with
>he can't do anything but avoid eye contact with you and give you the 'ol shifty eyes' because he knows you're much more of a man than he is
This gets me off so much.
>>62193547
>14:29
>my brother has mental health problems not me
His whole family is like this? There's another Timothy Byrne somewhere in the world?
>>62193634
not an argument
>>62193589
Maybe I am looking for an escape and maybe this is it
So what's wrong with that?
Regardless you don't know my life and you're not a psychiatrist or gender therapist
>>62193623
I was planning on dying next year before all this anyway
>>62193534
lovely c:
>>62193645
he showed a picture of him and his brother as kids
>>62193699
ohh my dick :s
saw this one arab girl at my work
she hard her hijab on and clothes that attempted to downplay her body (but failed)
she had this bodytype where her upper body was really slender but her hips were HUGE and her but was really round and perky but not fatty
she was trying to be conservative by the look of it but it was like some Doujin where her body was rebelling against her lifestyle by becoming even more full and voluptuous
her tits looked like they would have been nice as well but she had them pretty well covered up by a scarf
>>62193714
devillish tim
>>62193714
so much optimism before the dentist started messing him about
Might message this kinda cubby but also kinda qt girl on tinder lads
Never done this before though dunno what to say
>>62193747
>not knowing about the Tesco story arc
>>62193767
post her profile and I'll give you the goods
what are some good british comedy movies? we don't get exposed to your comedy that much and im sure theres at least a few good movies.... i saw the inbetweeners movies and enjoyed them 2bh
https://youtu.be/ua7TfcxJqRU
good night my angels. sweet dreams
https://twitter.com/Tyson_Fury/status/754372911570485248?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw
what did he mean by this?
kevin are you alright
do you need help
why are you walking towards me
KEVIN
The janny who has issues with Poleaboo is active between 4pm-12am it seems, maybe a little later and earlier some days
>>62193774
it was sainsburys wasnt it?
>>62193790
>>62193794
Four Lions
Poleaboo has watched it several times
>>62193811
He would like to come out, he's gay
>>62193828
what's her name?
>>62193817
Real wagecuck hours
>>62193698
>gender therapist
dont buy into the memes lad. that is not a thing
I do know your life because you spend all your time sharing details of it for over a year now.
looking for escape and choosing to pretend to be a girl to do is just insane and wrong, even being a drug addict is a healthier option
also I am a master at human psychology
matched with a girl on tinder who actually looks like an alien
nice body but very large head
>>62193852
Emily
Anyone here interested in playing hockey? I myself travel from galway to Belfast to play and train, not getting home till around 4/5am I play for a team based in Dublin.
Be great to get a few interested.
Would you play ice hocky with Kev?
GETTING MI-YYYYYYY
DAILY DO-OOOSE
>>62193828
>tfw no star wars watching, pokemon playing and garlic bread eating gf
>>62193911
I hate hokey
>>62193889
Post
>>62193850
highly unlikely
Hi lads :3
Really thinking about having a tug right now lads
incidentally ... how exactly were millions of gommieblog-fleeing ashkenazis actually able to just randomly set up shop in (what is now) Israel??
whatever your opinions on the israel/palestine issue ... or the glaringly obvious fact they survive solely off Murkn tax dollars ... how were they actually just able to pick out a specific plot of land in the desert and make that their new state?
who owned it prior to them claiming it? Jordan? Lebanon? genuinely curious lads
>>62193911
>not getting home till around 4/5am
that's some dedication
hi kpop
please vote
http://poal.me/497or9
http://poal.me/497or9
http://poal.me/497or9
ugh
It's ok ruby, I don't fancy you any more
>>62193926
pretty sure that's illegal in canada
want to worship a girls bumhole lads
>>62193885
You don't know about my early life
as a young child and teen I also wanted to be female
I've been repressing for so long, please just support me
My life being in the state it is in has just given me the courage to pursue what I want without caring about the consequences
>>62193966
i want to fuck your mom
>>62193794
Tried to pick ones you've unlikely seen:
In The Loop - Political comedy, but partly takes place in America
Four Lions - English muslims attempt a Jihad
Death at a wedding - You want the 2007 one, not the US remake from 2010.
Withnail & I - Two out of work actors try to go on a country holiday
>>62193949
so many chinese cities look very nice
>>62193990
cant in good conscience support what is clearly self destructive behaviour
>>62193794
this is england
>vaped almost a full tank of oil in a day
>>62193852
;-;
The wolf outside my door don't need any more of my blood.
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>>62194033
Worst case I fuck up my liver with the Cypro and become infertile
Regardless though I didn't plan on living for more than another year
So transitioning is not self-destructive, it's actually increasing my life span
dumb pirate frogposter...
Hand over the English gfs and no one gets hurt
>>62194060
how much nicotine is that?
New match lads
>>62194089
>>62193794
snatch if you haven't seen it
so bored
just gonna get drunk
>>62194089
My auntie dated the drummer from Toploader.
>>62194112
christ on a bike geeze at that weaponhead
go ahead and unmatch her
Who /SupportsPoleaboo/ here?
>>62193900
you could ask her what the best Pokemon she's caught has been and then say she must know where all the good ones are.
you could literally have a date over Pokemon go if you're both into it. you'd have to be pretty into it or something.
or just say "hahaha tinder is a lot like Pokémon go except instead of catching Pokemon u catch herpes (or hiv)"
might start a low carb diet
>>62194112
ye i'd stay away from that one
>>62194112
>>62194089
This is awful
>>62194110
6mg
I've recently come down from 18mg
If you're asking how much is in the specific tank then ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
How does the matching system on tinder work?
>>62193900
You're a gem, Em
>>62194154
waiting for it to chop off its willy to show his commitment to the gimmick
not quite sure why i found this video so funny
https://[email protected]/succmymeme/videos/316399705368902/
>>62194154
I support me
>>62194154
supporting his hopeful incarceration
>>62194154
his bone structure isn't twink enough
he will NEVER look feminine
>>62193348
Height is important, but confidence is 10x more important. I'm 6"1 and athletic but have absolutely no confidence and hate initiating anything, and I've not had sex for over 3 years. My ex dumped me and is now with a guy who is about the same height as her (5"7).
>>62194156
Yeah I'll pretend to be into Pokemon go then
Need to actually start playing it tbf
>>62194150
>christ on a bike
alri cleaver
>>62194154
wouldn't say "support" but i mildly enjoy the story
ugh
lame city
groan zone
>>62194158
decided to cut back on potatoes huh
got another date with this girl tonight lads
reckon we'll become a couple soon haha
>>62194154
eh, he's obnoxious but I have no beef
>>62194202
>it
fuck off
>chop off its willy
long way off
3+ years
but I'll be infertile and my penis will be useless long before then
>>62194218
>I've not had sex
well alri i guess you're one of us th
>for over 3 years
fuck off turbo normie
>>62194251
godspeed ed my son
>>62193944
few if any people actually lived in that region (the eastern bank) before the jews began to settle there.
they set up irrigation, farming, infrastructure, and the land began to blossom.
the palistinians by and large migrated from Jordan and other places once they saw how good the land was and all the jobs/wealth popping up there
they came in, worked on the farms, and settled down
when the jews got the right to administer the colony as an independent state then the Arabs began to cause a fuss as the jews started telling them to gtfo and stop squatting on their land.
the Arabs got mad, more and more migrated in over time (until the modern border controls were established) and the Arabs began to claim that they were the original inhabitants to tug at western heartstrings.
>>62194255
I thought you were topping yourself within a year
>>62194218
>and I've not had sex for over 3 years.
FONT
>>62194005
>>62193794
>In The Loop
This desu . Also watch the thick of it which is a British politcal comedy series with the same actors as in the loop they just play slightly different characters.
do jews really control the world???
i think they do it
>>62194252
You're the reddit flag user I hate least
Everyone else has been a cunt at some point
>>62194215
You just don't get it
Even if I don't pass, I'll still be happier than I am now
>A fucking muslim tranny
>>62194272
>>62194299
/int/ is the normie board lads, haven't you heard?
>>62193285
Why do you guys have a district called South Holland? I mean, why Holland? Is it related to the Dutch Holland somehow?
>>62194311
What's your flag
>>62194294
That was before deciding to transition
Though I still might
Would be nice to die as a woman in her 20's
>>62194308
are the jews involved?
are the jews in cahoots?
I don't know
>>62194336
its actually one of the least normie boards excluding the animes
>>62194336
Not from what I read on the board.
drinking tea
>>62194336
yeah but it's still funny
>>62194285
*kisses you on the cheek*
>>62194342
We stole south holland from the dutch in the war of 1698 and towed to it back to britain. What you call holland now is actually just north holland.
>>62194350
this will never happen for you
Probably gonna fantasise about being raped in Prison again
The other dream I have is about being a supervillain and recruiting kids who were sexually abused before fighting the X-men
>>62194324
What's your problem?
>>62194347
Lancashire
>>62193285
Your British tea is nothing compared to th South's.
>>62194324
>>62194336
>implying
most of /int/ is just a watered down /pol/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qUqI-tDtl1M
*walks around town smoking cigarettes*
>>62194388
Not sure what you mean
The laser patch test on my face went well and I'm growing out my hair (I have a nice fringe)
poleaboo is a textbook case of freudian psychosexual development theory
he really needs help
I do not give a single shit about 'Black Lives Matter'
I can see why the blacks in Murka are angry about police brutality ... but keep it IN america ... don't try and infect the rest of the world with that shit like you already have with the 'safe space' college insanity
WICKED WICKED
>>62194453
post pics
Just caught 2 Pokemon from my bed
What a time to be alive
i browsed /brit/ with my gf the other day and i told her about poleaboo and we both laughed
errrrgfgwfgjk I WANT A GF
>>62194401
my problem is that you're clearly mentally ill and instead of seeking help you're get a sex change and use 4chan as your condidant.
poleaboo is a textbook case of weirdo
he really needs help
>>62194401
Oh right you're pakipoo
Yeah I've been a cunt to you because you deserve it
>>62194488
just be yourself
I reckon this is the year I finally ftw gf.
>>62194485
I'm not ready for that yet
Maybe towards the end of the year?
Just went my hair gets long enough
>>62194462
>>62194489
>mentally ill
The police and university disagreed
>>62194486
I did that in '96
Tea gives you kidney stones!
>>62194545
fuck off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zs-givWru-c
*starts a farm in australia*
>>62194522
Do Iceland girls like American lads? Assume 6 ft, white and fit.
>>62194545
black tea can
Just finished Stranger Things, genuinely good shit lads, would recommend.
>>62194545
*drinks tea at you*
obsessed with girls pooping lads
>>62194579
Second recommendation I've got for this today. Trailer looked good.
Going to give the first episode a watch.
>>62194594
>poop
foy
So lads, what is a simple five step plan to get a gf that is guaranteed to work if followed.
>>62194579
that edgy kid in the centre with his hand sticking out looks too much like capeshit to me
pass
So if I only eat breakfast (cereal) and a cucumber, will I lose weight?
>>62194648
being you're self X5
china's a bit interesting isn't it? 1.3b people live in a fairly inclusive country
must be mental living there
>>62194648
Step 1: be handsome
Step 2: be fit
Step 3: have 9" willy
Step 4: be rich
Step 5: be famous
>>62194681
yeah
>>62194648
- be funny
- be nice
- be cute
- have a good dick
there you only need 4
>>62194681
yes but only if you stick it up your bum (not the cereal)
>>62194648
1. abandon any individuality
2. dedicate your life to lifting weights and doing hobbies
3. whenever you go out make sure to take tonnes of selfies
4. wear whatever everyone else is wearing. spend your money on jewellery and clothes
5. take cocaine to make yourself better at manipulation
t. bitter virgin
>>62194683
China will be the largest Christian country in the world in 50 years
>>62194648
1) Get professional pictures taken of your face, as them to make them look somewhat candid.
2) Create Tinder account
3) Upload pics, write dumbshit jokey bio
4) Swipe while being slightly picky. Don't swipe everyone.
5) Talk to the women you match with, and try and arrange dates quickly. Don't talk too much on actual Tinder, it makes the date much harder.
>>62194681
if you can refrain from sticking the cucumber up your arse
how in the fuck did a shitty childrens program get it's own board within the same year of it being rebooted?
>>62194681
Keto is supposed to work really well. You go through a period of sickness when your body shifts from consuming carbs to fat though so it might be unhealthy
>>62194648
1. Get attractive and tall
2. Get money and job
3. Have over 1000 friends on Facebook
4. Have over 1000 followers on Instagram (if you are following more than you're being followed by, simply unfollow a few otherwise you're fucked)
5. Go to a party and be charismatic
Simple, lad
>>62194734
he'll lose even more weight if he does this though
Poleaboo is yawning too much
Going to sleep
Night
>>62194648
Don't listen to these idiots
As the only girl here, let me tell you all we want is a sweet guy who shows his affection towards us
>>62194734
>>62194713
You're the ones thinking about sticking a phalic object up an arse
You're the ones with the issue
>>62194749
>>62194711
Thanks
>>62194744
you mean /mlp/?
because it was a titanic meme show for a while
no idea why it still exists.
>>62194757
LOL, that's hard....while the cunts can have boyfriends esily, doesn't matter if they are retarded
need a cigarette right now haha
>>62194784
We've all seen your one inch wonder, you are not a girl
>>62194744
It's a containment board because horse fuckers were fucking up the whole site
do girls fart
>>62194784
>As the only girl here, let me tell you all we want is a sweet guy who shows his affection towards us
Ok this was funny
Poo isn't coming out very well feel like a heroin addict here
>>62194744
were you not here when they were spamming every board with their shit?
>>62194816
ill have one for both of us :)_~
>>62194870
why not just ban them rather than brushing them to the side
Haha
https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/4t4mds/whenever_someone_talks_about_a_sexual_experience/
>>62194906
containment boards are a thing coz banning people and moderation takes an actual concerted effort something fat bastard janny is adverse to
>>62194908
virus
*Impersonates a janny*
Random fact: I support Mercian nationalism
>(n)ICE(guys finish last)LAND
>>62194941
janitors became a thing after /mlp/
>>62194795
That's life unfortunately mate. Just pray you get one of the decent ones.
new reviewbrah
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmpxfYDYsAU
>this is.. review!
>>62194908
Haha. Same.
Although I've always just assumed that people in open relationships, swingers, etc are all fat and ugly.
Why else would you subject yourself to that?
have accepted that my liver is destroyed from my drinking
pretty sure I could have drank Christopher Hitchens under the table at this point
I look healthy as all fuck on the outside (slim, athletic etc) but I just know I'm completely fucking decomposing on the inside from the serious and persistent alcohol abuse
think I might even be getting a 'fluid gut' like that guy on the recent Louis documentary
http://poal.me/i9eh9a
importante
>>62194784
you might fuck your immune system btw
>>62195045
>fluid gut
u mean ascites m8?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0khsprKahQN
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62195045
i know that feel bru
I have a single beer semi-nightly and I think I'm out of control
You reckon Poleaboo is actually just a troll in it for the long con on all of us?
>>62195045
drank a stubby 4 months ago and still feel like absolute shit
>>62195085
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJ
i'm shipping up to boston
>>62195045
I drank half a beer last november, think it's over for me.
>>62195099
>I have a single beer semi-nightly and I think I'm out of control
>>62195045
That guy with fluid gut survived, apparently. Now he's perfectly fine.
The liver is REALLY good at healing itself. It's unlikely to be too late for you if you stop now.
>>62195181
Austin?
>>62195181
Lincolnshire is a shithole
>>62195099
i hav ur mum with a semi nightly xP
>>62195045
just dont drink then
its simple
>>62195181
Do you want to know why they call me Dickhouse Trevor?
I'm not allowed to drank alcohol and I'm too scared to use tobacco
>>62195258
not even muh richmonds?
almost finished me tea
>>62195045
Lightweight I'd drink you under the table and into the grave
>>62195045
i think alcohol has fundamentally changed the structure of my brain
every morning i have to struggle against having a seizure
>>62195258
>not allowed
why? also it never stopped anyone before
>tobacco
shit anyway. No buzz from it
>>62195258
at a certain age you stop giving a shit
>>62195241
your body is an abode for penisi?
>>62195258
>too scared to use tobacco
Why the fuck would you even want to smoke? It does literally nothing, and tastes like shite.
rolling a blunt
>>62195291
You get a buzz from it when you first start, headspin too, then you just continue to control your anger when you don't smoke
>>62195337
it's nice and stimulating m8
>>62195352
yeah but thats from the smoke not the tobacco
dumb frogposter
>>62195337
definitely erodes your anxiety for a while
>>62195274
no but I've been in the philip morris factory
>>62195291
I'm 20, American, and I don't have friends at all which makes it impossible
>>62195337
all the rednecks dip
>>62195287
How much would you drink on your average sesh
>In the words of the sweet virgin Mary; come again
I don't get it
>>62195382
*throws you back over wall*
thats enough of that, wetback
might make another cup
>>62195387
>no but I've been in the philip morris factory
anything cool there?
