birmingham lyfestyle edition
karen
She wants a man from brum
>>62196529
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR IT'S MAD
jdnb
saw a couple of N64 games in my CEX
since when are they stocking pre-PS2 era games again?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4NuhWUH515Q
>>62196541
Holy shit, 5 fucking flags.
Ahhh yess quite a bit of confirmation bias is present in this thread alright
business idea: a religion that's kinda like islam except they don't kill people
>>62196567
not sure what this image is trying to prove
>>62196579
best thing ever
>>62196589
Council flags were a mistake
>>62196614
NOO
Vocalising how i feel rn: blluuuuuuurrrrgggghhhhh
>>62196600
christianity
Can't sleep
>>62196589
>a 3 flag peasant replies to me
to be fair there's a 6 flagger that posts in /brit/ but 2 of his are shitty council logos
AFAIK there's no other 5 flag combinations which are all actual flags
>>62196616
see above
>>62196627
>NOO
got something better in mind?
Ben """"""""""Garrison""""""""""
>>62196634
>what is northern ireland
>>62196670
Anything below county is unnecessary and shouldn't have been added
>>62196614
Used to spend ages just bouncing around that room for some reason.
>>62196719
i tried reaching the top of the stairs
>>62196714
agreed but it's here now so might aswell make us of it
don't even like in digbeth but i do always get on the session up there so it counts i suppose
>>62196703
i don't doubt that religion is involved in some level but it's not quite as black and white as jihadism i don't think
>>62196686
first he tried to act like a moralist fag, and now he is trying to get money from rightists teenagers LOL
need a wiener wank
*eyes the iceland poster*
>>62196719
>pressing a
rip thailad
>>62196763
>i don't doubt that religion is involved in some leve
>implying the troubles were anything more than MUH OTHER SIDE OF CHRISTIANITY
literally sunni vs shia tier
fuck them all
agnostic master race
Lads I want a chubby girl to sit on my willy what is wrong with me
>>62196789
there something innately attractive about being an icelander, isn't there? x
>>62196806
fuck off
>>62196686
SHUT IT DOWN
>>62196822
you have a healthy level of testosterone there is nothing to worry about
>living in a city where the majority of fast food restaurants aren't halal
smfh blud
>tfw based BoJo will never be Prime Minister
Why was he so afraid of Michael Gove? He could of had it all
una vela
just scooped a cubic foot of wax from my ear
>>62196835
I thought wanking would get rid of the urge but it's still here
>>62196829
foy
>>62196844
f
o
y
>>62196844
spastic mong x
>>62196841
>bojo
>based
i'm a top level brexiteer but he's a fucking pleb and was never one of us
i do like him for banter reasons but politically he's an absolute twat
>>62196878
why is the mexican so rude
Testing invisible flags.
im going to call the person im arguing with an idiot
that will really get my point across desu
who is britain's hottest female politician
>>62196895
haha your meme is shit lad x
>>62196897
fuck you
one of my guilty pleasures is ancient aliens
its so entertaining to me
>>62196903
what is it with that shitty deisgn? nearly all of the Portuguese flags are the same style
>>62196932
that indian tory bird, something patel
>>62196897
peasant genes
>>62196897
thats how mexicans are IRL too
getting niggered
>>62196940
do you know X Files?
it is only after watching x files that I realised that julianne moore is just a poor woman's gillian anderson
>>62196932
priti patel t︃bh
ahh yes very realistic
>>62197001
proper grim
>>62196934
Did anybody watch catchphrase earlier? Was absolutely fucking pissing myself desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BW0Ym9ilUWA
>>62197036
ahh yes a stoner simpson
>>62197001
wouldn't mind having a curry with her (or a mcflurry, am not a racist haha)
>>62197057
I watched it. It took me a while to realise what it was, far less than it took those clowns though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQ6gbCD2EQA
CASisDEAD took grime to another absurd level tbqh lads
absolute madman
>>62197064
>>62197032
fine how about stella creasy?
>>62197088
chinga tu madre
>>62197108
i do not know more british memes
>>62197110
she is a hot MILF 4 g0d
Feel very sick lads, think I've had an allergic reaction or eaten something raw, was at a BBQ tbf. Is it best to puke and get it all out in that case
>>62197136
*walks towards you*
*hey there delilah starts playing*
ahh yess a very "british" family
>>62197164
and you're hella greasy
>>62197106
thought grime wasn't supposed to be about this wank
>>62197180
yes, you should indeed puke out any harmful substances. that's why we puke
>>62197203
Guy on the left looks like Mr.Pilkington himself but with hair.
>>62197211
>>>/lgbt/
>>62197200
british memes are kinda boring tbqh
>>62197249
rude
Do you ever wonder if your parents think of you as failure?
Might become a priest 2bh lads
>>62197211
>hella
FOY
>>62197229
elaborate?
he pushes the UK hip hop boundaries but desu to me grime depends more on whether you're part of 'the scene' than the actual sound
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfsHMMjxnio
>>62197293
yes often
Hi lads :3
N U 4 M
U
4
M
>>62197329
dunno the picture i have in my head of grime is that it's all about keeping it real and not taking the "hard" personas too far like american rap
>>62197211
this was a good bant iah
he pushes the UK hip hop boundaries
fedora poster is.......weird
>>62197293
mom not, dad yes
>>62197329
it was a pun
>>62197293
pretty sure they do. my father was an extremely hard labourer when he was my age, making around 18,000 pounds a month
>>62197358
>keeping it real
he is known as one of the top lads in tottenham, it's also why he never shows his face
I like him because his story is fascinating
see r/grime for more on the subject, he's their favourite meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzgCkPDYE7s
>>62197428
found the nigger
>>62197388
>mom
FOY
>>62197446
found the mayo face
fuck off abo
>>62197245
Grim..
hitting the hay
Is it mandatory for brits to learn french in school at any level?
>>62197467
good lad
Watching the Simpsons where Sideshow Bob runs for mayor
>>62197410
>labourer
>18,000 pounds a month
>over £200,000 per year
yeah bullshit
>>62197428
idk i'm really not a fan of that lyrical content
>>62197410
>18,000 pounds a month
Doing what?
>>62197484
at my school a language was mandatory for just 3 years (year 7-9 and you could drop it at GCSE level)
I did French but others did German, Spanish and Russian also
>>62197410
what did he build, entire Iceland?
>>62197484
no just arabic and welsh in wales
>>62197489
Feel better tbf, cheers icelad
dumb pirate frogposter
>>62197500
he did work 16 hours or more every day. only ones who ever made more money were the foremen. it's not unheard of at all
>>62197463
Friendly reminder that labour will never get into power again and your ilk will be put to the sword
>>62197484
had to do either french or german at my school, you didn't get to choose lol
>>62197504
i doubt you can relate to any of the content in grime desu
but the thing that differentiates grime from hip hop is that the content takes a back seat to the flow/delivery/rhyming pattern
>>62197500
Might have been self employed and extremely lucky
>>62197551
Post toot
>>62197551
>>62197552
Fucking pounds sterling??
>>62197515
construction working mostly. he always made sure he knew how everything functioned at the job site, she he would be indispensable
>>62197484
Only mandatory from year 7 to 9, wish we were pushed more when we were younger to learn foreign languages like the rest of Europe desu.
makes u fink
And I claim that in the ranks of our Blackshirt legions march the mighty ghosts of England's past
>>62197552
No one in Iceland makes that much/month, not even the bankers.
>>62197554
don't even vote labour you mug
but even friendlier reminder that in 10 years time when the english rorkes die off and more of the shitskins offspawn become old enough to vote; labour will win every time
rorke can NOT dispute this
>>62197594
yes. i know some polish labourers making similar amounts of money here in iceland
>>62197575
oh, i know that, which is why grime is the first lyrical genre i really can get into
using voice as an instrument not for prose, you know what i mean
i just don't like it when they spit about "hard" stuff regardless, it's not like i can relate to the other grime lyrics anyways
>>62197624
Yeah, shut the fuck up, Dickcheesesson
>>62197624
Well I suppose we'll just take your word for it without any proof whatsoever. Fuck off
>>62197607
really make you install gentoo
>>62197607
one of those is brown bread
Hi, my name is Stereo Mike.
>>62197617
>>62197654
>>62197664
am i doing something wrong here?
>>62197637
i get you but JME is the only one you'd even slightly relate to and he's a reddit twat
posting best younger with the flow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mPyEj9WRgs
>>62197726
yes, not substantiating your claims
>>62197607
right one is a gay
polished off 700ml off voddy tonight lads and still feel relatively tipsy
Do you brits need to learn french at school?
>ywn be a 50s screenwriter
feels bad man
>>62197836
French, Spanish or German I think
>>62197836
what is the finnish second language?
>>62197814
Post willy
>>62197836
see >>62197520 you cunt
>>62197865
autism
>>62197729
which is why i'll never even attempt to make anything beyond an instrumental
>>62197865
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C3%81standi%C3%B0
KEKED
U
C
K
E
D
>>62197925
yes, i do indeed know about "ástandið"
That he which hath no stomach to this fight,
Let him depart; his passport shall be made,
And crowns for convoy put into his purse;
We would not die in that man's company
That fears his fellowship to die with us.
Tell me a secret lads
>>62197873
i've posted it before
>>62197895
i spat on a few grime tunes for the myspace back when i was a youth in 08/09
bit cringey when i think back but i reckon i was still the best out of my mates that were also involved
>>62197943
lmao you probably masturbate to the thought of a big british cock fucking your wife huh?
>>62197943
Your family ástandsbörn?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6tRwdVMIx4
there is something wrong with this man
>>62197959
Post it again
>>62197953
I want to fuck my cousin
What are the best sport news sourches in english?
serbia......is......beautiful.....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aaNd_8Iiic
>>62198021
Is she bangin?
>>62198021
Literally me too mate.
>mfw watching Memories of Murder
>>62198033
>sources
Fixed
>>62197865
Den bästa skandi språket.
took a long walk to a hot spring lake just outside of my village. met a lot of tourists and was reminded of how jarring the american accents are
Whats the dentist episode of Timothy James Byrne?
alhamdulillah
>>62198147
rasisti
>>62198060
Lovely arse, good pair of tits too, need to get this idea out of my head though. But sometimes when I see her I just want to plough her from behind.
>>62198160
all of them
>>62198219
The one where you see him
might get the little mate out
>>62198199
perkele
Ah yes, Jezza Cunt
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3693603/Don-t-mention-war-PM-gave-plea-London-2012-organisers-avoid-highlighting-Britain-s-victory-Hitler.html
>be me
>be smoking joint out of my bedroom window
>manage to drop my phone out on to the conservatory roof
>fugg going to have to fully climb out to get it as i can't reach it
>be wearing my best jeans
>catch them on the side whilst jumping out the window
>huge rip along the back of my legs
FUCKS sake lads
hate spending money now i'm going to have to splash out on some new jeans
>>62198203
Post pics
>>62198284
>circumcised
get the fuck out!
>>62198281
No, don't know who could be on 4chan.
called in a JAN strike
coordinates @62198284
>>62197607
didnt Zyzz go to Thailand and bum some ladyboy or something?
>>62198401
It's just the lads
What type of porn do you lads watch, tbf I don't wank that much but when I do, it's amateur/home made stuff. Can't stand all the actual porn stars and fake-ness of the staged shit, too unrealistic to get in the mood.
lads how fricking mad is it that pygmys actually exist
>>62198486
Feel really vulnerable confessing this, but I-i took creep shots once...
>>62198564
Wew lad
You have a wank to em?
>>62198536
Pictures like this make it easy to see why Europeans developed a sense of superiority
>>62198631
Y-yes, trying to stop but can never force myself to delete them.
"It" is still here, lads. where is janny?
>>62198642
how could they not
http://query.nytimes.com/mem/archive-free/pdf?res=9C0DEEDC113CE733A25755C1A9619C946796D6CF
boring thread
>>62198748
Post spicy Latinas
>>62198671
Ssshh... H-he's sleeping now
>>62198794
Is that your primo?
>>62198889
dont get it
assuming that old guy isnt his Gdad but i dont know who he is
>normie brother came home drunk and throwing up
>think I probably have thread worms
Just kill me.
>>62199066
now my ass is itchy
why did they end up changing stewie in family guy from wanting to kill his mum to being hard out gay?
*tucks britain in*
*kisses britain on it's forehead*
see you tomorrow
>>62199066
Been reading forum posts on worms, most people I think just have ocd on there. Still, my are itches every night, I wish some would just show up in my shit so I could be sure
you think you're cooler than me?
>>62198703
to be fair that's probably bollocks, pretty much everywhere europeans went colonists reported cannibalism and headhunting
>>62199236
Night night
>>62199328
>He doesn't have designer shades
Hahaha
I'm hella cool
i have serious alcohol problems ahahhahaah
>>62199436
hella gay more like
the golden face
>>62199505
No
You are
>>62199601
takes one to know one
NIGGER! NIGGER
going to have sex with a girl tonight
dumb shitposter frogposter
> tfw secretly a third stream of pee comes out and drenches your pants completely
>>62199649
PULL THE TRIGGER
>>62199654
Bit late mate, nearly morning!! Better get a move on, oh and don't forget the johnny! Silly Australians
>>62199695
Got something wrong with your cock mate...
>>62199614
I'm rubber, you're glue
Everything you say bounces off of me and sticks to you
>>62199695
POOPEE
dumb frogposters.....
>>62199844
Post hard willy
>>62199887
bit gay that
>>62199066
>>62199313
I sometimes think this
but considering my other paranoias and anxiety I'm fairly sure its nothing besides me wiping too hard or not enough
regardless that knowledge doesnt quell the little voice in the back of my mind
sometimes wish I was one of those stupid people who never really thinks about anything and just goes through the motions like an animal
life would be more peaceful
>>62199972
Only if I like it
>>62200033
fair enough
suicide pawn broker boogie
slow thread
>>62200126
Post your culo
>>62200126
Post culo
>>62200139
>>62200198
FOY
>>62200126
Post culo
>>62200126
Show your culo
Gonna get drunk and watch Gundam lads
pirates are sleeping with their gf's and i am still potsing here....what a picardy
>Mejico
Why is NZ such an irrelevant country on here? Never heard of any memes about it rarely see many posters. What's up with that?
>>62199654
how's the future missus ed doing?
>>62200706
P A L M Y
doing an evo watch
>>62200782
Are the good guys winning son?
>>62200818
i cant tell ive been crying since daigo was eliminated
why live 2bh
>>62200706
mentioned
new zealand used to be my secod worst enemy here in 4chan though
>>62200897
Why are you so irrelevant, you're never talked about. Places like Iceland get more attention.
Does nothing happen over there?
>>62201007
>he unironically believes new zealand exists
>>62200986
My grandparents nearly moved to new Zealand but didn't in the end because they had my mum.
Thank fuck for that eh?
gay ass thread
>>62201043
>there were almost even more p*ms in my country than there are now
>People who say "ass" instead of a far more mature "arse"
>>62196681
YES
>>62201076
gay arse post
>>62201074
Reminder you're either descended from Asians or Brits, there are no other options.
new zeland is worthless, why can't it get nuked??
>>62201115
yeah but I'm not a poofter pom any more
Hey
>>62201127
good luck aiming your nukes at us if we're not even on maps lmao you brown faggot
>>62201127
this is coming from mexico
>>62201134
>Anymore
He believes this
>>62201182
even bolivia is more relevant and useful than that tiny shithole
