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hamdog edition
>>62202252
true and nobody knows what the mayans were like because they're all fucking dead lol
First for Soraya Montenegro.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10
>people actually live in york
May god bless your poor soul
*calls thailad a nigger*
>>62202370
york is actually really nice you dipshit
it's everywhere else in the north you don't wanna live
thai chicano is posting trannies again
>>62202395
This
What was her fucking problem?
>>62202521
seriously, what the fuck is up with her? so fucking confused
>>62202533
Entitled vagina jew.
Like my purely ornamental plant lads????
>>62202654
wew, growing nicely
>>62202654
Is that a mari jeu wana? Cheeky.
>>62202654
>not a succulent
hahahahaa it's like you don't even fucking know it's almost 2017 nerd
Business idea: turn every thread into something about willies.
>>62202654
>State of that keyboard
>>62202692
succulent on my pen0r bitch
>>62202718
From 2004 and it still works fine m8
Niiiight will pass
but he's a lot faster
No-one can do hiiim
anyyy haaaarm
>>62202769
Just think this is actually real, someones keyboard genuinely looks like that.. how...
Really fuckin miss her lads :(((
https://youtu.be/yKNxeF4KMsY
do brits like kero kero bonito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LMdrk-vCACI
>>62202876
>heteronormie
>coldplay
wew
emma watson is an hypocrite though
>>62202914
Coldplays old stuff is fucking quality you bellend
Why, Cat, yes, do wake up when you've already got food in your bowl just so I can watch you eat it.
more kero kero bonito
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZDf4vJm5HQ
she's half brit half jap and sings in both and is adorable listen
>>62202958
Only messing silly goose, I liked ONE song from them though the one with spies came out of the water, but only because it was so bizarrely timed when I was reading Frank Herbert's Green Brain and LITERALLY in that paragraph I was reading spies came out of the water.
>>62202911
>>62202992
I like them desu. Wish they would do a UK tour though
>>62203000
https://youtu.be/iku5Ki2z7p8
Choon
hello
>>62203081
Gave me goose bumps.
Cause theeeeeeeyre
all
spiiiiiiies
AND IF WE DONT hiiiiide
hereeeeeeeeeeeee
theyre gonna find us
Hi lads. :3
>>62203046
>>62202992
>>62202911
Best British band since Queen
>>62203119
What you having for dinner?
>>62203207
reverse poland
>>62203201
Post bum.
>>62203046
they...don't do UK tours?
lmao damn
>>62203228
Yeah. They did Europe, Japan and the US but never outside of London in the UK. Bizzare desu
>>62202654
how did you get ahold of seeds
he did it 4 g0d
what about iamamiwhoami
do brits like her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zJBC8L3pG_Y
v bonny v peng
>>62203247
HE DID IT
the absolute
madman
>>62203208
not quite sure. i think mum is doing a roast, but i may be going out for dinner. what about you?
>>62203311
>>62203311
I'm gay but bums are not really attractive like that unless in the moment.
>>62203338
but what about the cock?
>>62203355
From that angle? Not really. It's all about timing though, it's like a 50 year old sending you dick and body pics thinking they're somehow attractive.
you guys suspect thailad has actually unironically payed to fuck a child?
i do
>>62203380
paid***
like it's really not that farfetched when you think about it, not like he'd be caught
>>62203380
he's been there 4 years, I guarantee you he has. also ladyboys. if he had both at his disposal for cheap for that many years, of course he would
>>62202338
Leaves was the first song I heard from them about a decade back desu
>>62203310
Fuck knows, might get a chippy tbf haven't had one in ages, already had a roast last Sunday.
Idk still got a few good hours to decide
>>62203406
>paid
you were right the first time
>>62203254
The weed I had had seeds in it.
>>62203431
no he wasn't you mong
>>62203412
Overall great band though. Love albums with a form of narrative story.
>>62203441
bit mental that
>literally a 28 year old khv
I'm not gonna make it, you lads go on ahead without me
>>62203445
bro i was just joking chill the fuck out
>>62203287
You like..?
>>62203480
Need a bit more to decide ;)
>>62203473
no, fuck off. this is the last time you'll mess me about you utter muppet. I'm about to fucking klacker your bollocks with a snooker cue
is this /brit/ or /yank/ thread?
>>62203447
Ya. I was pretty into them back then. Just kinda stopped keeping up with their stuff
>>62202675
Been growing it on my windowsill for extra cheeky points desu
>>62203503
/Yank/ come back in a few hours if you want Brits, let the runts play.
>>62202840
>Not using your keyboard as a waste/jizz catcher
What kind of nerd are you?
>>62203502
*whimpers away*
>>62203497
Wew
You gotta give if you wanna get...
>>62203533
play with my dick lol
>>62203471
You've made it that far, may as well go full Mage
>>62203533
What are you doing here then?
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
>>62203535
>not being able to orgasm without cumming
Tomorrow could quite possibly be the last time I ever see my oneitis so... I'm going to declare my love for her haha
>>62203587
TINY
SWISS
FLAG
fucking lmao what an embarrassment. go fuck yourself and your little flag you cunt
>>62203586
Keeping runts line you in line
*Presses my foot again your head and pushes you away*
>>62203587
wow, why does your flag look tiny???
>>62203600
Do you stop it with a cork or summat?
>>62203611
Are you the same lad that wanted to see my booty?
>>62203549
I have a bf sorry. Here's instead a nice bum. Too bad about his mutilated small cock though.
>>62203626
you press really hard on your taint. it is awful for your ductus deferens, prostate, etc.
>>62203652
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS ;-;
MEEDIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCC!!!! MEDDIIICCCCC!!!
>hamdog
This is genius. This is what the Slovenian should buy but that store didn't have it.
>>62203626
Nah, it's all about pressure points, can do it with my legs.
>>62203649
Nah faaack of batty boi!
>>62203652
i don't think any man or woman is attracted to a hairy arse like that tobh
>>62203660
>a picture of a naked man triggers him
WEW
>Mtn.Jew won't give me a you
>>62203689
>i don't think any man or woman is attracted to a hairy arse like that tobh
youre fucking joking right? just because you like women who look like children artificially shaven off doesnt mean the rest of us do.
HELLO BRITS
>>62203719
>This is what the runts dream of
Hehe
dumb pirate frogposter
>>62203713
Not him but my gf has a hairy ass
I love ass but her hair is a bit of a turn off desu
I don't mind peach fuzz but the long dark hairs are unsettling and remind me of my own ass
>>62203729
This is what you dream of
dumb yank frogposter
>>62203754
Go to sleep Juarez
>>62203734
peach fuzz is the short little white hairs you get before you grow your actual hair, found in prepubescent girls. fucking nonce
>>62203740
Need a French gf.. mates going France soon, might see if I can hop along.
Kinda hungry lads
Need a midnight snack desu
>>62203780
Didn't mean to hand that (you) out, can I have it back?
62203809
Ummm no lmao ;) runt
what does "runt" means though
>>62203827
Dirty Mexican
>>62203827
Have to be an English thoroughbred to know that.
@62203809
nope
(you) harvested
doing a google search of the definition of runt
new backpatch mandem
where do i find some fascists to stomp
Yanks who try to use Brit slang
>>62203874
Nice decorative floral bowl edgebro
>>62203897
are you a fascist
let me stomp on your skull faget
I name my folders in the following way:
Junction I - anything software related
Junction II - music
Junction III - movies and tv shows
There used to be a Junction IX but I've quite forgotten what I used it for.
dumb pirate frogposter......
Good morning you fucking puppets.
Having to humour my love-stricken gf lads
>>62203877
im a real roadman 2bh
>>62203653
I can imagine it would be uncomfortable as fugg. But why would anyone bother doing that though?
>>62204103
to orgasm
Reminder that Thailad literally moved to another country so he could molest little girls in peace the absolute madman
Willy is pretty hard right now.
>>62204125
>in peace
more like "into pieces"
Bus driver took the fucker out of service and drove us to our door last night haha what an ABSOLUTE legend.
>>62203877
>Yank unironically saying banter
LITERALLY sounds like cancer desu
>>62204125
Could do that in the UK tbf
Business idea: Eat nothing but butter over the next week with my bare hands
>>62203874
I think people will assume you're a fascist (and/or an autist) if you wear that shite.
>>62204175
banter is a word americans use you fucking gump
>>62204212
more of a thing with antifa these days 2bh
go outside
>>62204211
Business Idea: kick your head in.
>>62204211
I hope it's at least Lurpak.
Business Idea: Leave my washing out on the line overnight
Going well so far
>>62204238
Business idea: *pees into your mouth*
>>62204258
You act like an Italian.
business idea: bake food and sell it for money, but more than I paid for the ingredients
>>62204271
not sure what you mean by this
>using 'bro' in gay porn
Might've to mute them.
>>62204271
just a bit racist really
>>62204289
He means "I am a racist goy"
>>62204281
Dangerously close to capitalism
Tread lightly comrade
so can we pretty much confirm that thailad is a nonce at this point?
>>62204265
Business Idea: *jumps up*
Business Idea: *Performs quintuple somersault*
Business Idea: *Unsheathes 2000-fold tempered steel katana*
Business Idea: *eviscerates you in a quadrillion pieces*
Business Idea: *lights cigarillo*
Business Idea: heh, nothin' personal, kid.
>>62204218
Yanks should never be allowed to say that word
>>62204338
he's unironically admitted it
no i'm not kidding, go through the archive and find it
>>62204338
Unironically living in Thailand is confirmation enough.
>>62204280
That's the worst thing anybody's ever said to me here. Take it back.
Janny deleted my introspective love thread
>>62204351
brits shouldn't be allowed to be alive 2bh
>>62204308
oh, ok, not entirely sure what I'm supposed to do with that information.
>>62204338
Let me know as soon as your primary argument is something more than "hurr Thailand"
>>62204338
Yup, it's confirmed.
Sounds like the guy mum brought home last night is into morning sex. I've had to put my headphones on to block them out. I wish she'd just find someone and settle down.
>>62204354
Borrows too heavily from the Gordon Ramsey sex dwarf saga.
>>62204382
Sounds like someone's settled down into her pussy desu
>>62204382
i'll try to keep it down next time x
>>62204382
loool are these posts real or are you baiting us?
What should I have for breakfast?
I'm thinking chicken nuggets
>>62204342
*appears from the shadows behind u*
Heh fuckin noob you have much to learn
*inhales from my e-cigarette and goes super saiyan*
*punches you in the willy 100 times*
>girl texts me about coming over 20 mins after I fell asleep
Fuck sakes.
>>62204381
nah?
i say crehtin
>>62204417
Why would anyone joke about having a slag for a mum? She had me young and I think she resents me for having missed out on things that she's now making up for.
>>62204461
London? Can I get her number la?
currently noncing a kid in the shower
pretending I'm showing her how to wash her fanny lol
>>62204513
>when your proxy fails because of cookies
euuugh need to stop spending all my money at the weekends.
>>62204542
I'm not fat, fuck off.
Good morning, /brit/.
Shoutout to the early locked in crew
Hey Marcoooooo
>>62204607
oi oi
How you been laddo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpVrKlDgc9M
Haven't had great sex since I was 18. My 17 year old bf at the time was the only one I had great sex with, like afraid our neighbours will hear great.
>>62204637
batty boy twat
burn in a fire mate
>>62204624
>Australians
Fucking hell. Putney/Fulham needs to be quarantined.
proper fucked lids
me ma got pissed at me for climbing onto the roof and shooting off fireworks
i didn't care and just kept watching golf lmao
>>62204625
Based Choonbro?!
Been doing alright. Haven't seen many acts since Donaufestival, unfortunately. What you been up to?
normies roo
>>62204789
normbles....
>>62204705
a very gay webm for a very gay man. Go fuck your prostate faggot. hope your dad knows that you like to stick your penis in men's anuses and you will never pass on his genes
>May meeting Stugeon
May is a fucking amazon
>>62204806
gif I mean
*ahem*
thread creator here. hello cretins. you are dancing to my tune, doing exactly what I want you to do.
Holy shit lads we voted out
>>62204807
>5ft 5 in heels
Oh wait, Sturgeon is just a midget
Why is it supposed to be a good thing that the new Cabinet are worse-educated than the old one? Half the media trumpeted on Friday that Theresa May’s new Government was full of state-educated Ministers, as if this were a cause for rejoicing
>>62204775
aye
nah me either man
Was hyped for Prosumer last week but he got ill and canceled, night was still ok. Unironically went to a Lobster Theremin night a while ago and it was actually quite good.
hmmmm going to cop some headphones on ebay lads
>>62204836
oops
>>62204806
Hahaha you're fucking serious. Kill yourself. :)
If you ever have children, which I doubt will ever happen with the amount of autism you have shown, I hope your son turns out gay. Can you imagine hahaha.
>>62204871
Role models for poor kids.
Same reason more women on business boards of directors is good, role models for girls in predominantly male industries
>a very gay webm for a very gay man.
>>62204917
not really autistic, just don't like gays that much Tbh
sorry if I offended you.
Surely the idea of a set proportion of cabinet/executive boards (i.e. 50%) is inherently sexist?
Nobody challenges the idea when it gets mentioned on the BBC.
Globalist shills.
>>62204934
What's the Tory party for if they are now doing the Labour routine of boasting about state education
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62204965
50% women is a minimum. Ideally it should be higher and there should be a significant portion of trans and non-binary gendered people on there too.
>>62204876
Ah, damn. Unlucky. Saw Prosumer (with Tama Sumo) at Dekmantel last year. Quality.
>Unironically went to a Lobster Theremin night a while ago and it was actually quite good.
lel, I can imagine. Memes aside, they have good stuff.
>>62204984
is it just you that posts this gimmick?
>>62204963
Oh dear. Did daddy touch you?
having a cheeky glass of bourbon
>>62205006
I'm literally not out to offend anyone
>>62205007
at 9am? grim.
Getting my weekly dose of Peter Hitchens lads
>>62205028
well you offended me and now I;m going to kill myself because of it
>>62205037
been up about 13 hours tbqhwu
Getting my daily dose of Retrovir lads
>>62205028
Did you forget to clean yourself today?
i'm about to get you thailad
i'm about to get you good
Getting my nightly dose of Evanescence lads
>>62205055
Wow
like
why?
>>62205105
>nightly
But its 9am lmao
got a free house for 2 weeks la's
how should I amuse myself
unironically hyped to eat my alpen for brekky loooool
>>62205137
jack orf hahaha
>>62205116
It's 6pm, I've been up for 22 hours
>>62205137
/brit/ house party mate
I'll bring the memes
>Ghostbusters took $17m on Friday
Those racist sexist misogynist scumbags are having a field day with this
Tim here
I'm sick of you lot
Need you out of business, informing janny
>>62205137
hire a bunch of shemales to come have a bukkake on your face
>>62205150
did that like 5 mins ago
now I plan on getting mildly tipsy and probably buy some weed in the afternoon at an appropriate time.
only responsibility is keeping the animals alive
>>62205179
hello australian me
>>62205180
wouldn't trust you degenerates, someone would steal
Fishing tomorrow
Let's hope I catch a big bass
I haven't caught a big one since May
>>62205197
is that a lot or little?
>>62205211
>someone would steal
I'll run security senpai, will heem anyone that acts up.
>>62205217
A pathetically small amount for its budget.
It'll take around $40m in total for the weekend
>>62205217
that's fucking tiny
their budget was like $170m lmao
>>62205235
alright then I trust you
EVERYONE: Party at my gaff tonight
>>62205254
>>62205246
it's probably because it's a shite film
Also reboots NEED to fuck off.
>>62205254
i know the whole air of SJW around this film sucks
but reboots in general are awful with a few noteworthy exceptions. and ghostbusters is certainly not the type of film you can expect to reboot and have it come out better.
can someone do a vocaroo of them howling? not completely sure what it is in context of /brit/
In Brussels lads
>>62205322
apparently it's a bit of shithole la, thoughts?
>>62205322
find the EU flag spot
>>62205321
It's laughing extremely loudly and jardlt
what does jf stand for
if you call someone a jf what does this mean.
is tim a jf?
>>62205321
in the UK when something is very funny you howl, imitating a wolf desu.
>>62205337
Metro is outdated and terrible
Shit ton of gypsies in the center and I figure they are probably running organised scams
Soldiers and heightened security everywhere because of the durkas
Otherwise it's OK, in a nice four star
>>62205364
>>62205321
Alright stop it now yank
>>62205364
Jolly Fellow
yes, he is a right old JF
>>62205322
GOOD MORNING
>>62205389
euuugh gypsies are such a terrible meme.
>>62205415
Hello ozzie
good fuckin morning dammit
Geralt of FUCKING Rivia
Need to go to the US 2bh, would absolutely clean up out there with the galdem.
who /Dead Inside/ here?
>>62205399
no idea what you're on about 2bh
>>62205453
me at the top
>>62205453
Don't think so, but I suppress it. Think I'm gonna hit 40 and realise I've fucked it hehe.
Need to expose myself a bit more and get a gf desu
>>62205446
>he fell for the "american girls love british accents" meme
yes please visit
>>62205453
/here/
>>62205495
>being this fucking triggered
they want the british seed so that their children can have the accents too
>>62205453
I´m about to achieve transcendence TBQH
>>62205446
If you don't here you won't there
>>62205512
>>62205495
either of you from kentucky?
>>62205495
lel, they unironically do
Been a few times in the last year but on business with colleagues, couldn't capitalise on my accent hehe.
>>62205534
>>62205540
please fuck my wife. I want to raise a british child
>tfw can't hibernate like a bear
>why yes my good sir I can confirm that the way I speak English is indeed the reason why American women cannot resist my cock
>tis an awful shame such wenches this side of the Atlantic nay give me the time of day due to me not having an uncommon accent
>>62205453
>>62205476
>>62205492
>>62205511
>>62205519
What if I have a gf. job and friends but I'm dead inside?
>spend at least an hour searching for a decent quality upload of some song
>find a mediocre one
>realise I had it on a compilation all along
wew
>>62205558
doesnt work like that
even if I inseminated an american chick the spawn must be reared upon the isle of great britain
>>62205597
bet you download songs off youtube
>>62205586
looool get fucked la
Even an autstic runt like yourself can have a good time over there if you've got an RP accent.
>even if I inseminated an american chick the spawn must be reared upon the isle of great britain
>OI SLEGS WHE YE AT OIM EA TA FOCK YAH CUNTS LISSEN TA MOI AHKSENT
>>62205613
Do I look like a runt mate?
v0 VBR is the way.
stop fighting please
>yanks being this triggered about their women preferring British men
kek
Gave the neckbeard a trim lads
>>62205615
Considering I lived there a year I should know better than you.
It doesn't do anything. It's an ice breaker/conversation piece and little more. I did the same amount of damage over here as I did in the US.
Keep thinking yank women are going to shag you for how you speak English if it makes you feel better
>>62205658
imagine a black british nigger from brum here. holy shit he would slay pussy. british AND black? oh fuck
>tfw had an American internet gf
>she couldn't go a single day without telling me how English I am
Was a good feel
Gonna buy quarter pounder with cheese. Is it a good idea?
>>62205714
isn't cheese like an extra 50 cents or some shit? what a rip
>I only wear one type of shoe
>have three pairs of them (2 are the same colour)
am I an autist?
>>62205677
that says more about you than it does about the accent
>>62205692
problem with that is that british nigs are completely incomprehensible
>>62205736
yes but for more reasons than that
>>62205596
It's possible
just picked up a few pairs of these lads
>>62205749
hehe, please elaborate
>>62205709
>tfw had an eastern European gf
>she couldn't go a single day without telling me how beautiful passport I have
That was really annoying.
just copped this ngl
Didn't do a pizza last night in the end.
>>62205828
>reading books
lol fucking nerd
>>62205828
horseshoe theory: the book
giving it the ol test
Test post. Do not reply.
hello?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Well that was fun
> 4chan dies and you realise how empty your life is
fujck i just woke up morning lads
any good nasheed compilations i can download
>>62205924
I refreshed far more times than I'd like to admit.
We're back, lads.
>>62205934
Good morning.
>>62205924
errytime
different races can achieve so much when they work together
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5-iaDSgUvnA
>>62205949
>>62205924
I feel yas, almost had to stop procrastinating
>>62205973
how does a farmer survive in New Zealand if New Zealanders can't grow their own personal fruits and vegetables?
Gonna make some banana bread when my amazon prime now order gets here. x
>>62206008
oh you mean those bananas?
i do apologize my friend, i do seem to have eaten them all
Sister's boyfriend has been using my Netflix again REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62205961
have you made a rym yet? also listen to pagan by palmistry. its bedroom dancehall kindof
WHERE IS THE NEW BRITFEEL?
>>62206037
Well, you're a big guy.
>>62206106
for thee
Why this mask?
It's a bit silly isn't it?
>>62206057
k, will grab it. Listened to Savage Mode earlier. Fyah.
Currently making one.
>>62206133
Get it onboard I'll make the necessary phone calls :)
