I hope everyone has a really lovely Saturday night Edition!
He knew what was sacred revenge your comment, you may keep the language curse. But we do not, do not, and now we are paying the price, stupid. It will shit all over the anger and be drowned in it. Thou son of the deceased.
caran
MMMMMM karen
anime is pure
>>62190615
thanks
having a box of cafe noirs and a black coffee
feeling right upper class
So, I know the guy is reddit incarnate, but what do you think of this ?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3_I2rfApYk
thought my parents were going to just pretend they didn't know i smoke but it appears not
going to sleep now
any daneposting from here until tomorrow morning is not authentic
>>62190649
>t. a fucking spider leg
still a chicken you fool
>>62190615
alice>karen
>>62190678
post it haha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9xCEBl06R8
the gf
>>62190679
oh dear what did they say
getting my daily dose of Molyneux posing for 4 hours his passport photo lads
what demonym do northern irelanders use?
Why do women always go on about wanting guys with HUGE dicks when 90% of them can't even take a dick?
I've got a decent sized one at 7x5.5 and literally 90% of the girls I've slept with have said it was big and I'd say 75% of them had to stop me or just take breaks during sex because it was hurting them too much.
What's the fucking deal?!
>>62190687
godnat habibi
>>62190649
its a maunch actually
>>62190715
>nederlandse vlag
goede jongen
>>62190731
pics
mmmmmmmmmm kawaii
>>62190745
>its a maunch actually
>A FUCKING LADY'S SLEEVE
>>62190697
It's a sleeve of a medieval womans dress mate, Leicester here. Has something to do with the Battle of Hastings I think.
>>62190718
"you smell smokey?"
"h-haha y-yeh my m-m-mates friend s-smokes"
*retreats*
sure they know
not particularly concerned though its my choice
aahh
some small youtuber i watch occasionally just put a video "w/ my girlfriend" in the title
he's fucking punching she is fit and i thought he virgin before this
>mfw ths sun here is still up
eat shit euros
>>62190762
>post a picture of myself in a rate thread on /soc/
>qt rates me 8/10
>rates a chad 6/10
signed up for universal credit
35 hour/wk job search definitely makes sense
>>62190765
Fuck off, bender.
i like tits and fanny not cocks.
>>62190795
dumb pirate frogposter
>>62190790
probably
my student house had hundreds of cig/rolly/joint butts in the garden and my mum saw them all when she was collecting me and never mentioned it
need a toast-castle gf
>>62190785
>heraldic maunches came to symbolise that the armiger was popular with the ladies
ohh mann that ket i got from internet is sooo fucking good oh mann
>>62190837
all me
>tfw weed dealer wont text back
he's my only friend
>>62190859
good lad
>>62190887
partially me
>tfw just eaten a cheeky chinese takeaway
>make a naughty post on purpose
>go on my phone and report it
>janny deletes it
janny yet again proving to be a puppet used solely for my entertainment
Drat! I have been found out!
And now I must steal away into the night!
*drops smoke bomb and disappears*
MWAHAHAHAHAaHAhahaahahahaa....
>>62190901
>tfw bird i'm wheeling disapproves of darts
YOU'LL NEVER SEE ME SMOKING A CIGARETTE CAH CIGARETTE SMOKER THAT'S NOT ME
>>62190678
Pretty sure the Conservatives promised a referendum before the 2015 general election. I think they promised it in 2014. He also doesnt mention that whilst the EU is against informal pre-negotiation talks some member states did express interest in the days after the vote. Hes right that we will probably end up in the EEA with leave voters ending up pissed
going to do a drive to tesco
anyone want owt
the life of chad
>>62190966
i stopped doing it even on nights out desu
started hating the smell/taste of the smoke suddenly for some reason
>>62190955
How exactly is this possible
fire engine just drove past
drunk women are the worst
>>62190984
Vaporeon
>>62190985
>7811 miles away
not too far then
my gf doesnt know about the drugs i do (shes just into smoking weed monthly or so) and i hope she never discovers haha
>>62190966
>dart
ONTARIO
N
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don't worry senpai. a lot of stuck up ontario girls hack darts like no tomorrow
>>62190984
clarineto
>tfw no coke left and starting to come down
getting a bit upset now
>>62190984
amaretto
>>62191024
>not wanting to do drugs with gf
f︃am
>>62190985
I can't believe people publically advertise themselves as this
I mean ye water sexual liberation and all that but jesus christ have some class/self respect
>>62191043
That's what you get for doing stimulants
>>62191029
everybody calls them darts t. maritimes
>>62190797
the old days were much better, just 5 activities every 2 weeks
>That's what you get for doing stimulants
A FUCKING SWAN
need a bf
should i go to the open tommorow lads
>>62190728
either irish or british depending on their feelings I guess
all this smoking talk makes me want to roll a cig and smoke it on my balcony desu
>>62190797
How do you prove you did 35 hours?
rate my new poem
blood on the floor
eyes sewn shut
he's been shown the door
walk that long old road
a mysterious way to end
everything you can hold
the touch used to be real
then the real came
and now you cannot feel
Watching are Zoe in in your eyes
Bout tae greet man
>>62191043
>never done coke before
>brother says it's like a caffeine x100 feeling for a bit then that's it
is this true?
>>62191095
same here, wheeling too. lot of words get shuffled in here with the hockeyflowsnipecelly culture
>>62191134
Girl?
need a bf that wants to play golf and have a few pints after
>>62191100
yeah but with universal credit its really just half an hour of writing if you want to be lazy
no one is actually doing 35 hours of job search in a week.
>>62191100
might just off myself desu
>>62191143
well you're meant to record everything you do, nothing stopping you from exaggerating it though
would the reddit flags spackers please vacate
thank you
>>62191055
i cant see her doing mdma or ket with me honestly. mby we could be on a mellow cloud together if we take benzos haha
>>62191024
your gf is toot
gimme 2 cards
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5B5Kmb4nnY
wew
religion of peace
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b81_1468627473
>>62191155
whurr sayin bud
Need a friend with breasts and all the rest
having:
a bag of malteasers
a glass of pink lemonade with ice cubes
>>62191189
present given that you have a vagina
>>62191144
CRAWWWWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN/10
>>62191155
>is this true?
Yeah pretty much.
It also immediately sobers you up no matter how drunk you are which is pretty wacky - although you're still drunk and acting like an idiot, your vision becomes clear again and you feel like you can think more clearly.
>>62191239
i have a boigina ripe for the taking xox
>>62191212
*swipes them*
>>62191223
PACKIN A BOMB THERE EH?
>>62191024
what drugs do you do?
rolled a perfect cig first time even though i haven't rolled for months, very impressive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EARRuyCn46c
Listening to this when I went to sleep, was out so quick.
>>62190731
ANYONE??
>>62191251
it's because people usually determine how "drunk" they are by how sedated they feel, stims counteract the sedation so you stop feeling as drunk even though you still are
>>62191293
forgot pic
>>62191289
never heard the term bomb for packing a lip but yeah used to be a big thing round here
>>62191300
had similar experiences
tbqh for me i just had to get her wetter
>>62191215
>band keeps playing
kek
>>62190731
>>62191300
No idea.
t.virgin
>>62191293
very good feeling
Need an anything bf
>>62191225
>Not having a glass of milk whenever you eat any chocolate.
How do you not throw up?
>rolled a perfect cig first time even though i haven't rolled for months, very impressive
>>62191224
Want a friend with breasts & a penis desu
anyone want to tongue my hairy shitpucci
>>62191251
In school I remember than they said mixing drink with drugs especially stimulants can be bad because they're like two opposites effects or some shit, is this true?
>>62190731
they get off on being stretched and having it hurt a little i guess
Moved from BK to New Jeruz
Thinkin bout all the planes we flew
Bitches we ran through
wish this meme would come back
>>62191290
mdma/xtc (recently been more of a x man), benzos, ket, a zoot every 2 month
like i said she's only into weed but has told me that she took mdma once when she was younger but never tried it again. maybe she could try it with me so but idk. its better if it stays like that
>thinking about the time work qt said "we should wheel" and then being surprised and her taking it back
>>62191410
and here we see the runt
left behind by his herd
calling out for company
I have never taken a drug
gallic gun FIIIIRREEE
>>62191446
bit boring lad, live a little
crusty turdpipe needing a good licking
>>62191413
>a zoot every 2 months
slow down mad cunt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrVL8meD1o8
tim got my parcel
>>62191338
you are a pussyclart
>>62191446
highly unlikely *tips*
aaaaaayyyyyy what's the story lads
>>62191446
Same
got a willy between my legs
scared for me future desu
dunno if my heart's in it for uni
kinda realised i only want to go to manchester but that won't happen unless i completely smash my exams out the park which is extremely unlikely so there's basically a 10% chance of me getting into my dream uni
so i'll either be going leicester or swansea and i dunno if i'm interested in either
fuck sake lads
>>62191446
*slips you a mickey*
>>62191446
third eye in good nic?
>>62191436
fuck off canacuck. did i mention i FUCKING HATE canadians?
>>62191446
What about booze and cigarettes? Aren't they considered drugs?
>The Regressive Left
>>62191332
was kinda nice standing outside on the balcony smoking it but eh don't miss it at all desu, dunno why i keep baccy still
>>62191095
It's starting to catch on in BC now too ffs
>>62191522
go for manchester mate, very good nightlife
muslims, they kill a lot of people
whats the point?
how's your third eye and chakra doing?
>>62191482
and i smoke half of the zoot too haha i don't really like weed too much it makes me spazz out
>>62191410
>>62191499
Posting in the bath right now.
>>62191575
no mate i can't just go for them
they declined my initial offer so i just went with my backup choices but i dunno if i'm feeling them
if i meet manny's requirements then i can reapply and get in but i dunno if that's gonna happen
>>62191537
desu i completely went off smoking after doing ti for like 5 years
didnt even try to quit, it just didnt interest me at all anymore
>>62191646
ye, do not get this addiction meme at all ngl
I'm terrible at my job lads. dunno why or how the fuck I was ever made permanent haha
>>62191525
>memelord opinions
velas >>>>> vapeman
>>62191630
Meant to specify not scouse lol
why is gcse english a requirement for almost everything
went round this birds the other day and after a little hoohah we went outside on the balcony for a smoke and she was wearing only bra and knickers
even shouted to some lads on the street lel
>>62191539
what else would you call them
2 job interviews next week lads.
>>62191691
t. Paki
>>62191537
yeh i know what you mean totally
cigarettes feel "empty" without weed imo
is there a better feeling than having a ciggy while on opiods? i dont do them but that feel man... cotton
>>62191691
they need to know that you speak good, and have good grammer
>>62191690
back into the shadows I go
>>62191705
lewd
need a fag but the shop's shut
>>62191732
don't go
>>62191705
People mostly call 'em smokes but I hear dart every so often now, and more frequently.
>>62191732
bye haha
>>62191731
i can communicate just fine, creative/imaginative writing is impossible for me though
t. sperg
tried to fuck my mates bird but put my cock in her pisshole
>>62191772
>tfw this is true
>>62191772
I know for a fact it is not true.
Imagine actually being a Scouser
>>62191772
not true, she's sitting next to me
how do i make non-work friends in a new area i've just moved to
get bored out of my nut on weekends
>>62191826
lmao
>>62191802
Read a story about a lad who had been doing it in his wife's pisshole for 60 odd years, they never knew why they couldn't have children
SHAT AP BLAD
>>62191708
good luck. just remember: working is patriotic, you are one of many men constantly building britain, working towards a brighter future. i always look forward to paying taxes, knowing i am giving it to my country, i almost wish my taxes were higher and that i had more to give, but alas, i am but a simple ant in the great colony of my land
>>62191851
go to a pub/bar/club
>>62191857
a women's urethra is smaller than a man's urethra
>>62191899
can't do that on my own, far too scary
>>62191858
STATE UR NAME CUZ
>>62191851
suck on me chode
hrm
ah yes
https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLPZVjjdLR/?taken-by=cafelu&hl=en
>>62191859
>tfw I actually feel this way
>>62191851
you don't
welcome to my world
>>62191918
dave innit
>>62191851
i never get bored. it's a bad thing really, means i am completely fine with doing absolutely nothing
>>62191923
straight girls are such fucking lesbians
Gonna watch some gook films
Iceland >>> denmark
>>62191928
Life idea: Become a sex slave for a rich cougar and have her fund my lifestyle whilst being on call 24/7 for any demeaning sexual act she forces upon me.
>>62191911
ever hear that story of the man who had been fucking his wifes urethra for decades and neither of them knew they were doin' it in the wrong hole?
dead mcs blud leave me alone
me n ur girl we talk on the fone
>>62191949
survive style 5+
>>62191859
You get to pay your taxes to a white country though. I pay mine to one intent on destroying my own culture.
How come you sometimes see people with a gray tooth? Whats all that about?
Going to watch myself play World (of Warcraft)
>>62191911
t. Virgin
>>62191985
yeah, the guy with the dick thinner than a McDonald's straw, madman
>>62191991
>there is a woman in the world who finds me attractive
>>62191991
overheard the black girls at work say its from swallowing a lot of cum but i don't believe them
>>62191991
when they use cheap whitening products on their teeth
>>62192040
hey bb x
>>62191691
not like its hard though is it
>>62191991
filling
>>62192040
woah seriously?
>>62191986
post toot
>>62191979
>>62192040
dumb pirate frogposters
>>62192053
fuck off Hawking
I really wish I had some codeine to get all nice and comfy
embracing materialism to justify working a shit job
>>62191772
i hope this isn't true
she lives in the states (i met her while i was living there for a couple years), she claims she has feelings for me and we want to find a way to make us work but i have my doubts. she could be fucking some other lad right now and i'd never find out
risky business
It's cidre not cider
>>62192053
it is when the exams aren't anything to do with being able to use the english language
>>62191990
i find it hard to comprehend the thought process behind this systematic destruction of peoples own culture through mass immigration
>>62192087
why not get a good job?
>>62192050
Wow is it you?
>>62192066
Surely there has to be somewhere in the world
>>62192079
>tfw can buy 360 mg codeine over the counter for 2 euro
really tempting but i dont do opis anymore
>>62192113
there are no good ones
>>62192092
yeah i'm sure in all that time she hasn't been ploughed by a single chad cock
I'm an SJW
>>62191732
j-jk ;_;
>>62192076
>>62192104
literally all you have to do is know what they're asking, there's a specific method for answering each question on the exam. if you know it, you're sorted
>>62192142
codeine is the worst opiate anyway
half life is far too short
embracing idealism to justify working a no job
he is still posting frogs
>>62192151
sometimes i feel like i'm wasting my time with it desu lad
she claims she's saving herself for me but fucking hell it's so stressful thinking that she could be doing anything with anyone at any time
>>62191522
>Leicester
>Even having that as an option
This place is shite mate.
>>62192152
>an
>>62192202
mate, get one thing clear, there's virtually no chance of that being true. be honest with yourself for a moment.
>>62191522
what subject la?
glad when i smoke a dart i still get the nicotine rush
Cameron's Britain is female students having to become prostitutes just to make ends meet
>>62192171
oxys and tramadol are great but if ur on the cheap codeine is good
going to round up every smoker and execute them when im prime minister
>>62192202
tyrone's probably already had his way with her
>>62192205
dunno didn't seem that bad when i visited and the uni's supposed to be good
i'm from soton so its not like i'm used to gorgeous places
>>62192118
>Surely there has to be somewhere in the world
People that say this... Do you like someone you've never seen, heard about, or even knew existed. Well that is you right now.
>>62191911
true but you can still put a finger up it
i usually get a bird doggy style and finger her all at once with my right hand
thumb in the bum, middle and ring fingers in the vag and pinky in the pisshole
>>62192171
if it wasn't so easy to get, nobody would ever use it
I like the warm fuzziness, but the concoction you're left with after extracting the paracetamol is disgusting and hard to get down
when will the west finally get sick of the muzzies and cleanse them from our lands?
fucking hate liverpudlians so much
the scouse shoah was trending again earlier
>>62192318
t. tiny willy LOL
>>62192304
i'm black so i'm the tyrone lad, that's the only thing that keeps me at ease
>>62192249
i fucking know but that's what she says, dunno what to do desu. i feel like i should believe her but like i said there's no way of me finding out if she does anything
>>62192303
and smoke 'em*
>>62192208
>being this pedantic
its like you literally are Hilter
>>62192264
nicotine rush is (well was when i was 13) shit
Business idea: Kenco's Coffee vs Gangs project but fund the gangs rather than the coffee farmers
>>62192286
I went to University and survived purely on the loans. The only reason people do this shit is they live irresponsibly, eg. partying every weekend.
im a sociopath
>>62192337
we are here to stay, get over it.
>>62192253
economics
What kind of sad act pays 1k to spend the night with an escort?
Half an hour, cum and I'm gone.
>>62192337
>the west
a better question is when will YOU do something about it?
if the answer is 'never' then you've answered your own as well.
smoke una vela haha
>>62192158
i have a mental block stopping me from writing anything in exams, not been able to overcome it
don't know why, just an autist thing
