Saturday night degeneracy edition
What's it like to put your willy in a fanny for the first time lads?
Fuck
>>62188111
dunno :\
>>62188145
do you want to find out? :3
araca
>>62188111
Tight and painful if she's a virgin
>>62188061
Good lad
>>62188111
tight, gets better as time goes on
>>62188186
what if he's a virgin?
>>62188181
n-no thanks
HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Sainsbury's > Waitrose > Asda = Morrisons = Tesco > Aldi > Lidl >>>>>>>> Iceland
>>62188186
>tfw my current gf was a virgin and could barely get my bellend in her
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJsiAz9qCmM
Why are Yanks so horrible?
The sad music really drives it in how terrible they are.
>>62188211
tight and painful
>>62188226
it was a rhetorical question..
*straddles your naked body*
*lowers myself down, my hand guiding your cock into my pussy*
got the incense going
in love with an american girl and she's in love with me but what if she's fucking bare man behind my back
>>62188211
Dunno, never had sex with one
>>62188244
>tfw it took us three times to finally break the seal
alri lads
>>62188041
Absolute shithouse of a list you cunt.
1. Waitrose
2. Sainsburys
3. M&S
4. Morrisons
5. Tesco
6. Aldi
7. Co op
8. Asda
9. Iceland
I never go to Asda or Iceland they're shit and full of disgusting people.
I need to stop shagging these dirty Romanian escorts.
Some of the areas and house I've been in are sketchy as fuck.
Just been to shag one and the whole estate was pakis, niggers and gypsies. Not to mention all the fucking police.
I hate it when you go in and all the doors are closed. I half expect some big nigger to bust in half way through sex and tell me to give him all my shit. Then again this wouldn't be very wise as I'd just tell the first copper I saw what was going on there.
Has anyone ever tried corn flakes with banana milkshake?
>Corbyn
>byn
>bin
>Bin Laden
coincidence?? I think NOT!!!
what the FUCK lads
put a few films on memory stick, couldn't copy the last one because there isn't enough room (only 1.04 GB remaining), so I delete some old shit on there and try again, STILL only 1.04 GB remaining
delete some more stuff, still 1.04 GB
delete everything, STILL 1.04 GB remaining
what the frick is going on?
the sanitation "worker"
fuck off
>>62188331
waitrose is a poshboy shithole, we don't associate with dem places
Got a qt jp gf but don't like to talk about it.
>>62188348
you need to empty the trashbin
>>62188348
empty the bin
>>62188348
>>62188331
both posts from the old thread
both posts that i do not care for
>>62188348
empty recycle bin
>>62188302
impersonating Janny is a Jannyable offense
>>62188173
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBNZnNPnfUs
>when people start talking about sports
>>62188244
happened with my first gf, like after 2 times of me at her place trying to do it I just couldn't even enter the tip with her moaning really hard (without pleasure ofc). We just tried at my place one night when my parents weren't there after a long time talking and having foreplay and it worked
>>62188410
>when people stop talking about sports
>>62188410
janny
>>62188410
Are you excited for the hockey to start?
bit of syrian music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pgRUHIeaKOk
>foreplay
>>62188432
Need a tennis gf t b h
>>62188387
>>62188390
>>62188400
thank you lads :)
how fragile is your mental health?
>log on to Facebook
>"Oneitis has changed her profile picture"
>her with some guy I don't recognize
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdobS107uxU
>>62188370
good. and let's hope you keep your financial status and opinion. keeps the gene pool in there tidy. hardly ever see fat disgusting mongs in waitrose
>>62188410
>when you're trying to eat a krabby patty but you miss spongebob
>>62188432
got any more pics like this lad?
>>62188451
no
already have to deal with a mate of mine going off about sportball
>>62188495
Need a Hila gf t b h
>>62188496
why are you larping as a waitrose shopper mate, its a bit pathetic
need a hitler gf
>>62188490
I post pictures of myself crossdressing, and I'm destroying my body for replies on an imageboard.
I'm perfectly ordinary and sane.
>>62188495
>redditproductions
Need to stop doing cocaine desu
This bag is nearly empty and then I'm done with it
Maybe haha
>>62188432
need a Genie gf
>>62188518
>when people start talking about videogames that aren't PC only autism simulators
>still going strong after a full 5 years of this shit
lot of love for assad
adding people i don't know on fb to look more like a normie lol
>>62188490
>fragile
smashed already
got bipolar disorder and 2 anxiety disorders haha
>>62188490
low and still sinking everyday but i maintain a good surface on the outside so my life isn't too damaged and no one notice that i fantasize suicide haha
>>62188620
what's bipolar like
>>62188561
it's true though. you can watch the gene pool get progressively worse as the supermarkets quality lowers. being in iceland is like being in a fucking zoo.
>>62188620
Add me on Playstation
>>62188490
I cry during confrontation
I cry myself to sleep most nights
I think about suicide daily
I have panic attacks often and I vomit from anxiety 3-4 times a week
>5'10
>Feel shorter than 100% of males
HAHA LADS VERY FUNNY LADS HAHA
>Everyone who I walk past who has a gf is at least a foot taller than me
>>62188636
Post it hahaha
thought i missed the drop but i never
>>62188296
U a fuggin cultist?
>>62188667
ever thought about not being such an estrogen filled puss?
>>62188518
http://4chan.org/bans
Top ones
>>62188653
whenever i go the sainsburys near my college its full of downies since its near a mental hospital so idk about that
>>62188669
>tfw 5"11
>take a rare venture "out"
>literally a CHINESE woman was the same height as me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EY-PFIPnWE
>>62188587
saw her IRL at the us open
she beat some yank called alison something
>>62188687
will u leave me alone if i do
Not feeling this
Gonna make a fat one out of the rest of the bag
>>62188490
Addicted to attention from women and also sex. I'm a good looking guy but my standards are really low. As long as her hygiene is good I will fuck her.
The longer I go without sex or attention the worse I feel and start to hate myself.
I spend way too much money on escorts and like I said >>62188333 here I'm really scraping the bottom of the barrel.
Thank god I don't have a coke addiction as I would literally never have any money.
>Why yes i act smug about which Jewish enterprise i use for my weekly shop
House/dog sitting for a week
You lads wanna come over and party?
>>62188667
Haha have u tried not being such a pussy like haha just close ur eyes faggot and tie a noose. It isn't that hard just walk away.
>>62188758
I don't know i am not a scientific
>>62188653
I used to work at waitrose in south London and it there was a fair share of complete mental cases and rude cunts.
Having said that waitrose for key ingredients + lidl/tesco/morrisons for the bulk shit master race
>>62188736
How can this be possible?
The statistics say I'm average height
i want to snort a line of ket
should I lads? like a fat one to get really fucked up
coming up to 10:45 lads
>>62188337
I once put coffee in my cereal. It was actually p. gud
1. Booths
2. Aldi
3. Sainsbury's
4. Tesco
5. Waitros
6. Lidl
7. Literal Dogshit
8. Tesco
9000. Asda
9*10^10 + 1. Iceland
>>62188721
locational coincidence
>>62188282
just came desu
>>62188820
2 sün
>>62188843
i do this with porridge quite often tbqhwy, its quite nice
Nipping to Farmfoods, you lads want anything?
>>62188311
rip tim curry
>>62188779
wew
didn't think anyone would remember her
please delete this mate
>>62188716
kek
>>62188889
Beer
whats this German caffeine shampoo i keep seeing adverts about?
>>62188649
horrible, on the one hand you have hypomanic phases which are basically like getting pissed up with the lads, which sounds great except you're by yourself, you make monumentally bad decisions like sex without contraception with strangers, spending vast amounts of money on shit you don't need, and this lad's night out lasts for months on end
then there's the depressive phases where you basically have suicidal depression except where a depressed person has the ability to recover from their depression, bipolar is a lifelong illness. these phases last for months also
then there are the neutral phases where you're normal. these can last from months to years
can't really complain tho i've shagged girls thanks to it weheyy
>>62188769
Interesting, is this a disorder?
CHI
>>62188402
I only got banned for half an hour
Do 24-hour Aldi supermarkets exist?
>>62188902
I think it's for lads who are going bald or something.
>>62188918
Hahaha hahaha
>>62188282
a bit straight that
My throat s now numb as fuck and swallowing is difficult lmao
attempted to put the milk in the cupboard and the box of cereal in the fridge wtf
>>62188918
CA
>>62188490
I get sad sometimes but then i go play with puppers and the sadness goes
>>62188970
coke drip is based af
Gonna wind up the janny and get myself banned
>>62188993
really happy that Ray found someone
>>62188906
sometimes i thought i might have it, now i think i definitely don't
don't you get pills that keep you normal?
love her big nose
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52hQ0n7ctbg
just woke up
>>62188916
I don't even know, but it is consuming my life atm.
Sex and drugs are the only things that make me feel good. Wish I could feel happy without.
Everyone thinks I'm so happy because I have sex with all these women and I'm good looking but I'm really fucking not at all.
I just want to find a girl who genuinely cares about me.
>>62188994
Lips and teeth are numb too
Feels weird but good
just fell asleep
>>62189008
done
>>62189019
>>62188993
my pupper is getting put down
>>62188983
no
Farmfoods>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>62188889
Good lad
>>62188899
We don't sell alcohol
>talking to a girl
>think I love her
>tell her I love her
>turns out she likes me
>propose to go on a trip to America with her
>view her bikini pics and cum to her
>turns out I hate her
>she won't stop talking to me about the trip I proposed
Never listen to your penis
Snack time
>>62188975
youre a right madman you
>>62189046
yeah thats the coke drip
feels good when u feel like everything under ur nose doesnt exist
>>62189035
I just reject every girl that try to get more from me and make a move by myself for girls that really make me feel tingly and special
>>62188736
>>62188811
Where the fuck do you two live? I'm taller than most people I see at 5'11
>>62189068
Where do you buy your booze from?
the gf
thinking of visiting chernobyl
*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>>62189017
ye lithium pills. they milden the effects of the hypomanic phases mainly so you don't end up 20 grand in debt after buying shit loads of computer equipment like someone i know did, so they really are crazy pills lmao
if you're in a depressive phase you can take general antidepressants but it's well known how GRIM it is to take those
Joining a local rifle club lads
>>62189049
ugly but cute in a way
like maise
>>62189117
Paki shop desu
ket>coke
Have any of you lads ever shopped at Netto?
Scottish guy went to prison for this video, nazi banter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>>62189122
Same, think it would be cool
>>62189059
fake and gay, no one even got hit
>>62189142
If she says no she says no and that's it.
Once she says no you never have to talk to her ever again.
i want a brit gf but they love poles so much :(
i feel bad lads
afraid every girl i talk to will turn out to be a boring slut desu
>>62189159
They're completely different, can't really compare them
>>62189162
it's everywhere here
i hate it i hate it i hate it
>>62189159
good coke is amazing
every ket is amazing
ket is only PERfect if you IV it and im not into that
>>62189138
ZUP ZUP ANG TIGHT ALL THE MANDEM
manna got mans with the glock with plans for the block
>>62189060
>my pupper is getting put down
Is it sick or just old?
>>62189193
if you could get a gram of either which would you choose?
i know what i would choose
>>62189162
It's more like a Londis type thing not really a proper shop to do shopping at is it
are spanish girls whores in UK?
>>62189202
But is it like Aldi in Germany where it's actually more upmarket?
Business idea: pen a script for Rodger Rabbit 2 in which the toon shit is reversed and everyone in toonworld is 3d and everyone in the real world is 2d; with the script being sold for nothing other than a guarantee that Rita Ora be cast as Jessica Rabbit and for Rita and I to pose for a picture with a sign saying "Sup /brit/, me and my gf" and after the picture had been posted we'd share a sensual 3.5 seconds of lovemaking
>>62189162
yes but my nearest one closed in about 1999
we used to have a little song in primary school
N-E-TT-O
Netto is the place to go
shop all day shop all night
come back home with a bag of shite
just put a stethoscope on my penis
having a listen
>>62189221
3 years old but very aggressive
going to try to convince my parents to send him to training or something instead
>>62189170
NANNY STATE
A
N
N
Y
S
T
A
T
E
this bint just messaged me
she's up for it, 45 years old
yes or no lads
>>62189224
If it was good coke then the coke
Only do ket at after seshes desu
>>62189243
they're whores everywhere
>>62189279
yes
would desu
I've been to a Carrefour and a Walmart
>>62189246
No it's just shit
It's manned by arrogant students, nobody ever bothers to clean up, the aisles are a confusing mess, the chicken is injected with brine, they never have what you want
Fuck Netto I hate danish supermarkets
>>62189250
me on the left
>>62189279
give her a good ass fucking in my name
three (3) scimitars
>>62189287
i see where coke is going and i don't like it
>>62189110
Only girl that makes me feel like that has a BF and wants kids. Fuck that, I don't want kids for at least another 5 years. AT LEAST.
>>62189283
hes totes right you pootherner
>>62189332
seaxes
>>62189333
What do you mean
>It's a kuzukuzu the gay half-Arab pretends he's not a champagne socialist thread
>>62189162
N.E.T.T.O that is where all the scrubbers go.
That's what we used to sing in school. Nobody dared come to school with a NETTO bag or they'd be labeled a tramp forever.
I also haven't seen one in YEARS.
>>62189279
Shush you faggot you were the gimp talking about using a fake photo to get nudes earlier llf
ordinary essex sword
>>62189373
i think i would be addicted if i had some good stuff and i don't think the high would be good enough to justify it
>>62189251
>>62189396
Didn't have any songs about budget supermarkets when I was in primary school.
It's tuna melt o' clock
>an inverted scotland flag
>a low quality mercia flag
>>62189339
ahh mate I think you already spoke about your problem here didnt you? my current gf is 26 (im 22) and we really love each other. im kinda worried about the settling down situation as im not ready for it. my best mate (23) married with a girl at the same age as us and its fucked up because even if they loved 2gether since high school its still weird you know. I don't think it's the right age to think about that
>>62189436
how cretinous is it?
started massaging my gf's bumhole during doggystyle and she got really freaked out, said it turned me on and now she's acting all weird. why are girls so shy about their bumholes?
>Scotland
Ahh yes
google is never wrong
>>62189458
bit
>>62189448
>FUCKING DIGBETH
>>62189448
>let's just plonk a scottish crest in the middle
>that makes muh heritage legitimate right
>>62189450
Millenials get blamed for everything.
Even not buying diamonds.
Well dad it looks I'm at that stage again where I feel like writing something here will do something for me. Whether it's make me feel someway okay or whether it's a form of release I have no idea all I know is that at the end of the day in some strange way this helps. Even though I think even at this stage even you would of been judging me for statuses like these it's been 6 months, 182 days (to be exact I think) since you died and if I'm being completely honest I don't think anything has gotten better, but I don't know if it has gotten worse? I know where I am in my life, I think you solidified that in your last few weeks, I know where I want to go and I know what I want to do but trying to do it right now is where I'm failing. I have my friends as you knew and i know how proud it made you to know how they treated me in general but especially in your last few weeks, when you died and even now it is just sticking with me how you wanted to know everyone's name properly, where they live, all the pointless details, because you knew who they were to me and how much they mean to me. At the time I didn't get it, but now I do, you just wanted to know that there was people there, in my life, who will always look out for me (besides family) because you knew you couldn't do it anymore. The problem is that I didn't fully understand who you were to me until everything fell apart really. People deal with being sick every day, there's many different kinds, many different types but in my eyes you had one of the worst you can possibly get. You didn't get a chance, you were basically given a end date. I understand now I think that you knew it was coming , you knew when it all came to a head that there was no way you would ever beat it but you never let that show once.
i love dub music
>>62188061
We're all very impressed.
>>62189516
excellent post
>>62189459
one day i started licking my gfs arse while going down on her (never had contact with her anus before) and she grabbed my head so i couldnt get away from her arse. turns out shes the anal type I guess
>>62189477
>Getting so mad that you went and edited wikipedia
lad...
>A FUCKING YELLOW AND BLACK MAGIC CARPET
>A fucking prayer mat
>>62189502
>post ironically living in a field that's cold
>>62189547
seething desu
stfu
fuck's SAKE lads my internet keeps dipping out every hour for at least 10 minutes
can I ring virgin media and ask them for a discount seeing as their internet is so SHITE
>10 f*cking castles
>>62189565
>A low quality estonia flag
Is he autistic?
can not stop farting tonight
>>62189611
>a fucking blob on a white background
>>62189617
yep
>A
>FUCKING
>WHITE
>AND
>GREEN
>ENGLAND
>FLAG
>>62189592
saw a house flying a devon flag in its garden the other day
very interesting
>>62189617
he's a good boy who didn't do nothing
changes mentioned
based
>>62188571
Haha I always found it funny when all the traps knew. Each other and circle jerked It must be sad becoming a trap to please pedo neckbeards and lil faggots
Why did u do it?
saw jezza corbyn havin lunch with a roadman fuckin respec bruv
dance puppets
>>62189544
sounds hot. how do you know in advance if a girl likes butt stuff? what are the signs?
is life worth living should i blast myself
>THREE FUCKING SHELLS
watching this gay ass bellinator shit on c5.
anyways.
theyre all like 6'3 or w/e so when the announcer announces the height of them are you manlets
WOW SO BIG
>>62189644
There's a house near me that flies the Cheshire flag. There's something very hat about identifying with your county imo.
>>62189450
buying diamonds is the height of pleberry
they aren't even THAT valuable or rare its just the resut of overly successful marketing (girls best friend all that shite) rubys are much rarer.
same deal with rolex's they arent even that good watches
>>62189686
charge yer phone
>>62189686
semi
>>62189671
haha i was eating a kebab near a black man the other day omg jeremy is sooo relatable :DDDDDDDDDDDD
>a fucking dragon
>>62189703
indeed
bet there are a group weird cunts that would install a browser extension to identify with their county on an anonymous image board
>>62189686
I don't really know one day I was really pumped and decided to go for it. we didn't really talk about it before. she could have slapped me for all I know. literally eating her arse while grabbing furiously her bottom is amazing
>same deal with rolex's they arent even that good watches
went to town before to observe the automatons engaging in their consumerism rituals. could literally smell the calcium wafting out of their encrusted pineals.
>>62189640
>he doesn't have a coat of arms with a fucking dragon
>>62189751
haha
Anyone fancy getting knocked the fuck out?
Really want to leather some prick and you cunts fit the mould perfectly.
If you're interested in being six feet under then reply to this post and I'll be round in 15 to deck you.
>>62189741
DELETE THIS
>>62189771
before what?
>>62189771
splendid post.
>>62189766
shoulda known you would object to this you abercrombie wearing faggot
>>62189741
>>62189787
was literally posting this but you beat me by a second so i had to change it
testing
>>62189741
Best one since >scimitar desu
Haven't seen Greater London in a while.
>>62189741
A deadly stampede is virtually guaranteed at every hajj
how to i stop my arse from winking inwards when i squat
>>62189816
