Threads edition
early
janny's going to fucking NUKE US
janny's gonna do his NUT
>>62185317
>Threads edition
*pisses self*
Eevee
first for are liam #InForBritain
pakis out
Cara
Next post is a bender
Dentist
Tim
Next person to post cara is a bender
KPOP
Porthtowan and pasties
I like it here, is there a good fish and chip shop anywhere?
ED MILIBAND
i'll deck ya all
>>62185386
upvotes please
car won't start
The janitor probably won't be fond of this.
>>62185419
m-me senpai?
>>62185424
Might have to get your knob out just in case.
just sent a message to a non-related female
its mad how joey badass is on mr robot now
feels like just yesterday he was just another underground rapper
feels like just yesterday steez was alive
mad
now he's on a huge tv show talking about seinfeld
>>62185384
Who's Liam?
M O G G
Nice thread
>aawhhh you will be missed! hope you're well tho man, see you over summer im sure! x
what did she mean by this
>>62185396
>Please never see me again and if you do, pretend you didn't
Odds I whack a pizza in the oven
Evens I take a gobful of diazepam and say goodbye until 3pm tomorrow
>>62185456
liam murphy
fittest man alive.
It's legislative legerdemain!
>On an 80 Pidgeot? Piss off. I've caught rarer pokemon at like 200+ CP with one pokeball
>>62185453
>Mr Robot
>Huge
pick one
>>62185475
hadnt realized there was a new thread haha
>>62185475 everyone please read this
>>62185475
>>62185452
>Re-read and re-read messages I sent to my oneitis years ago
>Realise what a sad loser I was and why I will never get another chance
>>62185472
Lol the letter x hahaha
>>62185472
she wants to see you over summer
>>62185424
What car was it again it was an old 90s french banger
slags
>>62185502
it's pretty fucking popular though
>>62185517
Post toot x
gonna dangle my bollocks in the time machine and send them back to the Yucatan peninsula 66 million years ago
>>62185504
didn't read lol
>>62185544
>he knows about my peugeot 206
>he's posting my OC
I need a break from this place
I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST
will this be alright to wear to a dance tonight
>>62185579
>peugeot 206
gay lol
>>62185515
Lads is the x for kids just a british thing? Always see yanks taking the piss but it just seems normal to me and I thought everyone done it
>have cousin same age as me (25)
>his dad came from a rich family, his mum was my mum's alcoholic older sister
>they divorced at one point but w/e
>cousin's paternal grandma died four years ago and left her only son everything
>cousin's mum died two years ago and left her only son everything
>cousin's dad died last year and left his only son everything
Feeling an odd mix of pity and envy lads.
On the one hand my cousin's net worth is probably upwards of £2M now and owns three very nice properties.
On the other he had to bury both of his parents very recently and at this point my mum and I are his closest living relatives.
>>62185593
LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS
>>62185557
kill yourself retard answer me one more time and ill fuck you up ya bumbaclot
>>62185579
I've caught Peugeot's way higher than 206 with only one Pokeball desu senpai
>>62185614
TO CATCH THEM ALL IS MY TEST
>>62185596
no, that looks awful. really shouldn't wear it lad everyone will take the mickey out of you
>>62185597
Got a peugot 207 last week and it's a really good motor desu
>>62185645
your fake one or your real one? baka
>4chan featured on mr robot
goddamn normies they'll discover our secret club
>>62185579
Was it not a peugeot 106? phase 1 rallye? lovely motors x
>>62185673
Can't remember, I made it all up
>>62185613
Also his dad was a top tier banterlord and it's a huge shame he's dead.
Someone did a shit in the flowerpot in the home section today lads.
>>62185623
People in nice refused to post toot, and they ended up getting killed LOL
>>62185317
grim film that
hello
>>62185673
Bane?
Who is best FFX girl?
Always had a thing for Lulu desu
P.S. only benders like Rikku
business idea:
yet another happening. keep em coming boys.
i think im hooked now.
>>62185737
theyre all very hot
...K
...N
B O I
E
T
T
A
>>62185668
r9k is that way
>>62185645
It's
>to catch them is my real test (to train them is my cause)
Was singing the whole song earlier and my brother was laughing at me
In fact might do a cheeky vocaroo sing of it
>>62185673
Yeah it was a blue 106 rallye phase 1 you told me about and I was begging you not to scrap it because I like them xx
>>62185596
PRINCE CHARMING
there was a lad at school who used to have one of them bags that went over one shoulder and velcroed shut across the chest and I every day I used to distract him and pull the strap open so his bag fell off his back haha
*implements sharia law*
don't fuck with me. I can swing this near depleted roll of cling film pretty hard
imagine being one of those people who subtweets celebrities to call them "trash" as if the celebrities honestly give a fuck
>>62185761
I PLAY DIRTY
https://soundcloud.com/dj-osg/krept-konan-ft-jme-boy-better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8voKYX2wdJk
Rate my new video
unironically just spunked onto my face
>>62185793
bit rude
>>62185763
love it
Doctors today.
Diagnosis pozz.
On pills for it now.
business idea:
several very large containers containing money and possibly naked women (sexy) that are on their way to me right now as we speak
>>62185849
ah the fabled teutonic banter
>>62185835
fancy doing my neghole before you get the all clear?
BOY BETTER KNOW CEO
BOY BETTER KNOW CEO
DATS ME. JME.
SO SHH HUT YUH MUH
YOU NEED TO TYPE UP YOUR CV... MICROSOFT WORD
DATS YOU
YOU'RE A NERD
STOP MCING GO TO THE SHOPS BUY A DRINK
put ice cubes in my beer
business idea:
cube-shaped ice.
>Read Madrid forward Jese Rodriguez releases debut solo single
hmm bender
>>62185881
absolute mad man
put icey pubes in my ice then put it in my beer
Normies? Nah. Not a fan.
beer shaped ice cubes? have a think and get back to me
>>62185872
pm me address and i'll send you cum full of bugs so you can self inflict
Business idea:
Bottle and sell water
cheeky rizla
Put ice cubes in my rear
can i post or not
>>62185699
Haha
>>62185737
FFX is trash
>>62185989
sure
>Business idea:
business idea:
build a highway over the atlantic from london to new york
Just got a job as a hedge fund manager LOL
>>62185964
quite an impressive concept.
*hostile aquisitions the business from you*
the two most terrifying words in the english language are "good weekend?"
>>62185710
Made me hate air raid sirens a lot, bastards used to test the one on the police station every year as it was used for flood warnings as well as attacks.
>playing football on the school field at lunchtime
>hot summersday no chance of floods
>the wind-up noise of the air raid siren starts, teachers heads twitch and everyone looks towards the police station across town
>WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOahhhhhhhhhhhhWWWWWWWOOOOOOaaaaahhhh
>only 3 times and it stops
>we are all going to live
>phew
>>62186004
*revs hedge trimmer*
you came to the wrong part of town
Got lost looking for the new britfeel
Anyone know where it is?
Lord of the Rings/The Hobbit is the biggest load of wank I've ever seen
have a drink but i dont blaze
business idea:
read my poetry to /brit/
>>62186008
I dunno, depends on who you are.
For someone who might hear them, "I'm pregnant" would be far more terrifying.
For me "Good weekend?" is just depressing.
Hi fedora poster
>>62186037
This
>>62186051
it was just a joke mate fucking hell
*thrusts golf bag over shoulder*
off to the gym lads
>>62186054
ITS YOU
NAZI PUTO
business idea:
colonise /brit/
>>62186037
tip o' the cap good Sir
back when lethal bizzle was lethal b
>>62186050
please do
Business idea: Track down a lottery winner's daughter and marry her
nah senpai
Gaggles of benders playing pomemon go about
Hope this fad dies soon
>>62186078
bucks (lesbian brunette poster)
So /brit/, what will we be seeing you in next?
>>62186113
>>62185835
>No picture of Kev
Wasted opportunity
>>62186047
whats the occasion?
>>62186114
>brunette
pics
>>62186077
>>62186077
>>62186077
Bloody Yanks, I swear
>>62186117
Did someone barf on his face?
Hi "business idea" poster
>>62186132
typical nu-male. doubt it's even his baby
>back when lethal bizzle was lethal b
oh heck
janny's on the warpath
Imagine throttling a canadian to death
kentqt been about lately?
>>62186100
Black Jack gambers on their way to the Front
Pitch Black banners in array to the Front,
Black Hearts stammer when they pay to the Front,
"This Black Runner put decay to the Front!"
that'sll be five pounds
>>62186113
I saw some grown men playing it near a park earlier, pathetic
Police helicopter is being really loud floating around my local area again
It's a hard life being from the gully endz
>>62186132
>>62186151
>>62186077
S-sorry..
>>62186117
>>62186118
No idea why these were deleted
>>62186137
none just mums friends over
>>62186141
its never posted any
>>62186166
that's the joke
>>62186179
yeh shes with me here mate
>>62186179
so-called qt
feels like no one gave me a (You) in years, I feel so alone
got a league match tomorrow
>>62186185
Vocaroo it
>>62186161
hello my friend
how are you?
>>62186230
good luck mate
lol there is literally no discussion going on here. just everyone posting complete random shit
>>62186114
how do you know my gf you tiny bit of algae in my fish tank my sucker fish will gobble you up like the worthless minscule mess you are.
>>62186135
blind cunt
got a cherry pepsi for 30p today lads
how was your day?
JANNY
>>62186216
didn't read a word of the tweet
>Erotic chinese lady
lammmaaaaOOOOOOOOOOO
>>62186254
Not nearly as good as yours
sorry but if you haven't got a british, australian, thai or irish flag I will not be reading your posts
>>62186249
essex
>>62186276
Have no idea why this was deleted
>>62186248
summer holidays
I keep making friends with people who turn out to be complete weirdos. Most of them look like normies too.
>>62186254
>go to WHSmith
>7up mojito now only 90p
>buy it
>tastes like 7up mixed with toothpaste
>can only stomach half the bottle before I bin it
WHY AREN'T ANY POKEMON APPEARING FOR FUCKS SAKE
>>62186114
>>62186141
>>62186215
The so called bucks
>>62186249
put your flag back on
not even gimmicking
put your flag on now
>>62186248
>>62186234
Nazi puto
Why doesn't Craven stand for election as a hereditary peer in the House of Lords?
A Tory was elected in September 2015
The complete lack of female contact for the past 22 years is driving me insane.
I have never even had a conversation with a women who is not a close family member
I am completley isolated from 50% of the population
>>62186297
business idea:
dress up as a woman and convince a hot lezzy to sugg my feminine dick
there is nothing wrong with tights janny you absolute kek
Will probably end up in bed before 12 sad!
cringiest post your ever made?
i once broke up a twix, stuck it under my foreskin and posted it on /fit/
not sure why
>>62186300
Extra flags isn't working with me proxy soz luv xx
Janny it's now your responsibility to give me a handjob
Just caught a Mewtwo
honestly lads, Timposting and Kevposting has really made me reflect on my views on the mentally ill, the outcasts and downtrodden of society.
I've spent so much time looking down in scorn on the losers and weirdos you see mumbling in public or doing weird things on the bus, but now that I've seen more into the kind of lives they lead, I'm just quite sorry. Don't think I'll be as judgemental any more.
Just look at this, lads: https://youtube.com/watch?v=w7zTPRZWMlE
business idea:
blackmail everyone by threatening to reveal their biggest, darkest secret: they are all British.
>there is nothing wrong with tights janny you absolute kek
>>62186349
SO-CALLED """""""""""""""""HENRY"""""""""""""""""
greater london
Hello I am an erotic Chinese lady
>>62186368
Proofs?
>>62186297
>tfw she lives near me
Bucks are you still here m8, want to get a jacket potato from the van in Aylesbury?
Just ingested the latest Louder with Crowder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SGDHfcZVOg
ESKIBOY AKA WILEY AKA IGLOO BOY AKA ROLL DEEP AKA BOY BETTER KNOW AKA GRIME
WHATEVER YOU WANNA CALL IT
AND I'M NOT EVEN EATING PIES ANYMORE
>>62186349
>>62186391
Why hasn't this fucking meme died yet
>>62186352
ejiit female
business idea:
make it somebodys OBLIGATION to love me
spare no one for my bredrens
planning a holiday with my wife and her son to grimsby
any attractions?
Fedora poster is weird
>>62186230
don't you end up splitting the majority of your arrows bunching like that?
permanent psychosis sounds unpleasant
>>62186433
>tfw my grimsby gimmick is still going
very pleased
extra flags? more like extra fags lmao
>permanent psychosis sounds unpleasant
Don't like this racemixing on Star Trek
Why won't Pokemon Go let me incubate more than 2 eggs at a time?
I guess he's right, lads... Let's all go back to Germany
>>62186452
Bucksqt's face sounds unpleasant
>>62186451
you're hired
business idea:
less women in politics and less men in politics too. less politics, basically
>>62186475
>implying I'm a germanic barbarian
>>62186412
>people in the comments going YEAH WELL I WAS SUICIDAL ONCE GIVE ME ATTENTION
>>62186475
off you go
>>62186456
>extra fags
So like superkings?
'knob smells like skips'
why is that so accurate
kent so-called "qt"
me on the left
>>62186503
Rasheed
>>62186471
i incubate my eggs in your mum
>>62186506
GTFO CELTIC FUCKING SHITS
>>62186513
RARE
>>62186254
went to the allotment and got some strawberries and raspberries, got a haircut - no.1 as usual and read the Times and the Sun while in there. Then ate some of the fruit with lunch of toast and bananas, left the house for a 2 hour walk via the beach to listen to some new music. Got home, watered plants, stroked next doors cat for a bit, went to makes house. Talked bollox and returned. Made dinner, ate it and here we are. I only have a sprite in the fridge but on the plus side do have rocket lollies.
>>62186529
london
woops i farted :p
>>62186510
speak when spoken to fuck off
still can't believe are ed did the 500
>>62186513
me on the top row 2nd from right
>>62186542
it's your lucky day x
>>62186508
>that thigh gap
Disgusting
>>62186513
You're the nice guy who never gets any good pussy
H U N T E M D O W N
>>62186549
toot?
>>62186560
Miliband has changed quite a bit since the election
>>62186291
>drinks in WHSmith
u wot
>>62186578
that's my gf in the middle though
>>62185374
fuckin beat me to it
going for a pis
>1/15th the population of UK
>oppressed and denied education for 800 years
>still produce the greatest prose writer in English history
>still produce dozens of the most famous figures in the history of the English language
lmao how does it feel to know the Irish are better at your language than you are?
Post toot :p
>-8.1 iridium flare
>it's at half 3 in the morning
>>62186506
Celtics are from the Basque region of Spain though
*crunches the numbers*
>>62186562
that black guy is well fuckin black
>>62186438
nah, occasionally break a nock or damage a fletch. haven't managed to "robin hood" an arrow yet
it's worse with thick aluminium arrows 2bh
>>62186598
u look like a poof
>>62186560
back when i was young and lifted weights all the time i could do that
>>62186578
he's a fool to himself
>>62186378
aww
>>62186560
He is a beast. I hope he will do it without a suit too sometime.
>>62186513
Is that Essex
why does he look 30 years old?
business idea:
learn to read wingdings
>>62186609
>1/15th
tbf, Ireland's population was always much larger than it is today comparatively to England's until the whole potato famine malarky
>>62185374
>>62186604
r*bena
>>62186609
good to know others are putting it to use instead of wasting time with their oogabooga and moonspeak. Makes me feel kinda comfy, like my ancestors won or something.
>>62186618
>-7.1 at 11pm
Why has ulster been removed from extra flags reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Could really do with a You for my birthday
HaitiANUS nigger
