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>>62169495
>brit
>thread by aussie
>op pic is an aussie and his jap master
animu!
>>62169495
>tfw no based tone pm
>no plans for this evening
J U S T
U
S
T
>>62169554
fuck off JF
>>62169495
Not a fan
Rate muh fry up
Yes, I like the beans with sausages. And no, the bread is fried not toasted.
drinking pigs milk
Thread idea: When your computer clock turns to 14:15, everyone posts a picture of Alan Titchmarsh
>>62169572
too much photoshop...baka
>>62169594
>brown bread
Fuck off
Let it be he he he he he there will be an answer uh uh uh let it be he he he he
>>62169565
I'm going to poker game which will feature copious amounts of beer and weed
>>62169592
tea looks weak but the eggs look great
>>62169594
> no tomato
> no black pudding
> toast not sliced into triangles
and NO those sausages in beans are not fucking acceptable
>>62169572
Shite gimmick won't get enough yous to keep it afloat
>>62169594
on what planet are tinned beans and sausages acceptable on a fry up? get out
>>62169621
Fuck off runt
>>62169594
>no butter on the bread
Forgivable.
>those shit-tier sausages in the beans
A true fuck up, povvo-tier too.
>>62169615
>>62169572
(You)
More Sophie!
>>62169565
>working until 11
could be worse lad
>>62169594
>lucozade original
tony abbott seemed like a massive lad don't know why the aussies got so mad with im
bloody boat stopper extraordinaire
>>62169621
Brown bread is god tier, fuck off Eoin
are larry
wish I had some skinhead friends
know there's some in Sydney
repostin frum previous threada
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1y30VPGwWkt
>>62169608
>>62169608
Get your pictures ready
>>62169495
oh i like that
>>62169643
I don't like tomato or black bloodcake. I'll take your advice on the bread though.
>>62169670
original is the best
>>62169436
Wrong: Corps, Suzy, Busy, Tear, Beard, Sword, Plaque, Steak
>old music files have been converted to m4a
how has this happened
>>62169680
would sniff that kots bumhole desu
Slags desu
>>62169621
10 year old detected
>>62169658
I have real sausages next to the beans, are you blind?
>>62169709
Do I look like I care what you like or don't like?
>>62169716
Not so bad for runglish speaker. (learn english only frum subs to movies and games)
>>62169621
brown bread is very good for you especially if you eat little fruit and veg
>>62169670
Original > Orange
>>62169740
>I have vintage Champagne so what's the problem with me necking Lambrini
What sort of logic is this?
poo
just want to know what having a gf is like
>>62169747
I care and that's all that matters
>>62169772
It's quite nice actually.
>>62169764
>drinking fizzy lucozade
isotonic or nowt
>>62169773
did you sleep well
>>62169713
>>62169764
>these people actually exist
>>62169766
Haha I know but I like the povvo sausages too
http://www.strawpoll.me/10759799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10759799
http://www.strawpoll.me/10759799
^^ POLL ^^
>>62169794
I don't care, so it doesn't matter. Now get out of my sight before I gut you open.
>>62169814
Fizzy tastes better
>drinking lucozade or any sugary drink ever
loooool
Business idea: I get paid £5,000 to fight professional martial artists and boxers. £5,000 for each fight, money is doubled if I win.
post more gatto
>>62169859
*unsheathes dick*
>>62169803
thanks
>>62169880
Its fat hat men that drink that poison
and fat chavs ofc.
>>62169863
>I only drink water and light beer
>>62169863
I drink lucozade or coke once per week, learn to live a little lad
>>62169834
Loved waking up with a dead arm desu.
>>62169911
and coffee
>>62169818
get fucked
>>62169757
Remember to only speak British English and not American "English"
/brit/ idea: We form inter-thread political parties.
>>62169594
Looks delicious but cut the bread into triangles next time
>>62169911
I only drink water, black coffee/tea and alcohol
>ever drinking non-alcoholic calories
Light beer is some awful yank meme, I drink all sorts of beer.
>>62169951
Well english english for russians is more natural because it have more literal pronouncations symbol=sound without morphing t to d and other shit.
>>62169941
Are you Amish? kek
>>62169900
I can elaborate if you like
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYRD0jLbPK8
gatto mangia la banana
Hahahaha lads
There's this bloke washing the house opposite me and he literally has no harness or anything like that
Am I missing something? Is he attached in some way? He could literally slip and die any second.
Absolute madman, might film it in case he goes.
>>62169988
Beer has more calories than fizzy drinks
*eats baked beans out of the can*
>>62170038
that's how they do it in Romania
watch him shift the lead off when he's done too
>>62170052
yes, but drinking alcohol is fun and somewhat of a social crutch.
>>62170038
maybe he's spiderman
>>62170084
Stop backpedaling.
Fuck Tuesday
>>62170059
The last time I saw someone do that irl I had to leave the room
why won't the fucking thread update
>>62170156
i'm not at all lol
Sugar has literally no benefits unless you're doing endurance sport and lack energy.
>>62169658
>butter on fried bread
>>62170192
Too depressing?
Will be doing a nap in a minute
>>62170235
ah didn't realise it was fried hehe
yeah, wouldn't advise that.
White bread is better for frying 2bqh though, brown for everything else.
>>62170196
Beer has got sugar in it too you dunce
STATE YOUR NAME CUZ
brb just pulling up on the opp block with the skeng
might start weightlifting
>>62170281
he never said it didn't, you fucking mong
>>62170283
reddit innit
>>62170264
Hey masscot stealer wanna join some special force squad?
want to get in a fight but I know I would get heemed
some of these Sky presenters are so sexy umugud
Having an intense emotion of jealousy
>>62170290
*grabs leng*
>>62169621
>not liking brown bread
fuck off
why isn't anybody replying to me
getting incredibly sad over here
>>62170283
Timothy James Byrne here
>>62170402
*replies to you*
Emu numbers are on the rise
>>62170264
goodnight lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jz0Z5_h_CtY
I hate Londoners so much
*rolls into the thread*
You've got all these great answers to all these great questions
(Still I feel them passing me by)
>>62170402
Hello buddy wanna be friends? %%if you are not white please ignore this post%%
nice to see gatti being posted
>he doesn't eat brown bread full of linseed/sunflower seeds/soya
looooool
>>62170392
*calls you a wet yout*
>>62170501
keying your prius as you read this
Not sure why but this woman infuriates me.
>>62170516
>implying I drive enough to warrant owning a car
Do I sound like a fat runt you mate? Hint: no.
>>62170318
He was preaching about sugary drinks being bad
>>62170494
Post the video
>>62170537
Dunno who she is but tattoos are for scum
wouldn't mind laying my spuds in this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1LohYgT6ABU
>>62170454
tell rasheed man SHUT UP
>>62170537
>EVERYBODY LOOK AT ME!!!!!!!!!
bet she's boring af.
oh, you've been in the house too long she said
yeh... my dad sells avon. want to make something of it, cunt?
>>62170465
*puts a ramp up at the entrance*
sorry sisyphus
>>62170592
did somebody heem Tim?
>>62170452
>londoners
tenner bet the majority of them are guilty white posh kids from hertfordshire, berkshire and sussex
at the open lads
>>62170530
Fr*cking h*ll!! That's Mental LOL! x
>>62170560
they are undeniably bad for you.
So is alcohol, but there are benefits to consuming it, unlike fizzy drinks.
There is ~10 times as much sugar in those drinks than beer, and the types of sugar (fructose/sucrose) are markedly worse for you than the types in beer.
feeling a bit ill
>>62170530
top notch bantz
>>62170592
Don't mess me around sunshine
>>62170656
Like I said, I drink fizzy drinks once per week so I don't care.
>>62170596
This phenotype in one picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YX8oT8pCw-8
>>62170634
Buckinghamshire not mentioned
phenotype heh, heh... more of a XENO-type, i'll wager
>>62170694
mentioned
going to buy a skoda lads
>>62170452
mounted police are based.
>>62170634
Yep
>>62170685
fair enough
>>62170671
Pretty crazy how Tim's isolation has affected his face.
Tim Peake is a nice bloke
Could really do with a peng lighty to whine her bumper pon my cocky rn lads
>>62170694
stop killing the mandem
>>62170776
I know her
>>62170776
>DLR station
she IS in
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N
reee just spent £190 on a pair of glasses with this gay coating shit i didnt even want hahaah reeeee
>>62170786
you heard me white boy
>>62170786
He's like to grind his dick on a slag's arse
>>62170786
>paki
Clearly Jamaican patois you utter rodent.
Shite all on telly today lads.
>>62170782
YES BLUD BRAP BRAP BRRRRRRAP
>>62170694
blacks in britain are such cucks to black yanks
their entire popular culture consists of "look at us basketball-american masters, we're just like you, we're black too!"
either that or doing it towards jamaicans, its fucking embarrassing
theres a black american lad on youtube who literally lives off youtube money just because he does positive reaction videos to black british rap videos and they all wank over it
>>62170823
Why buy them then?
>>62170823
what coating la? They best be polarised and anti-glare and everything for that price
>>62170782
This is so important.
This is karen
>>62170848
watch the horse racing
>>62170842
Get out my country before me and the village lynch you, you egg and spoon nig nog wog ape
Found my dads needles
>>62170848
Olympics start soon, it will be memes ahoy on /sp/
>>62170896
cute!
>>62170896
didn't enjoy this post
>>62170866
>theres a black american lad on youtube who literally lives off youtube money just because he does positive reaction videos to black british rap videos and they all wank over it
Don't diss toobluntTV mate he's one of the mandem now
>>62170930
>>62170901
>>>/underclass/
>>>/runt-upbringing/
>>>/BTEC/
>>62170930
>fuck as an insult
fuck off yank cunt
Gimmick idea: Travel to Tim's house, loiter outside with a /brit/ sign and become famous in one of his videos
feel like doing fuck all right now
i live my day as if it was the last
I have become a fully fledged normal.
>>62170990
exceptional post
will be be volunteering?
>>62171041
baka
mummys goin to be mad at me -_-
Caribbean blacks are bro tier, Africans are cancer
Same relationship with bro tier sikhs and pakis
Thinking of going on holiday to Milton Keynes
ball bag is like tims brain: fried
>>62170882
it's some thing for people working with monitors which is probably a load of shite
>>62170990
Should have been done already, I would if I wasn't a poortherner
>>62171083
What you done this time you silly billy
>>62170905
Please can you give me the Lowdown on this guy? Who is he and why is he always sweating like a nonce at a public swimming pool?
>>62171095
They are? Gf going on a cruise to carribean and is going to visit those islands with loads of blacks with her friends hope theyll trrst her nice
just been playing mount and blade warband for about 3 hours now
what the fuck do I do? just build my army infinitely? where's the main story?
>banter !63JD2/pvyc
Getting a takeaway from nandos. Filled with blokes in their 30s still doing the #LAD thing. Losers lol.
>>62170848
When is there not shite all on the telly?
>>62171095
I met some Dominican black guys in New York and they were sound, really down to earth and funny as hell
just squapped shit out my bumass bitime big time
brother is playing grime music in the toilet whilst doing a poo again -_-
Most gorgeous girl on the train lads
Makes me sad that we'll never grow old together
Maybe in an alternate universe eh
>>62171250
Go and talk to her you fucking melt
>>62171195
And least they're not being dragged around a shopping centre by their girlfriends/wives
>>62171165
Conquer calradia, either as a vassal for another Lord or form your own faction
>>62171162
Tim Byrne, paranoid schizophrenic, thinks the dentist which is lives across from is collaborating with Oxford Health to have him sectioned.
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk
I believe someone mentioned in one of this videos that he applies a facial gel or something.
>>62171270
hate crime
>>62171270
Don't walk up to random people in public and engage in conversation it makes you look like a raping autist.
looking for a fight
anyone want putting six feet under
think im growing out of /brit/ lads
>>62171270
Nah she's with her mates, I'd get laughed at desu
She looks like a fit version of a cross between Emilia Clarke, Julia Roberts and that bird in the white top that smiles in that web that always gets posted here
Absolute top flodge
>>62171295
He's from Oxford? Fuck, I'm from Oxford
>>62171297
>>62171304
>Ahh yes, I spend all day talking about wanting a qt gf but when I have a chance to talk to a girl I'll sit back and just inform /brit/ of my situation. After all, one will just walk up to me one day and we'll live happily ever after, right? Right?
>>62171095
what are you on about
carribean blacks are ones who came here and turned places like brixton, herne hill, peckham etc from somewhat dangerous working class areas to full on gang slums
africans (barring muslims) usually come here, work hard and get their kids a good education
>>62171295
it's bio oil
>>62171358
im not joking mate it's a hate crime
>>62171357
He gives out his address in every video/description.
Go there a make yourself famous doing this >>62170990
>>62171295
>>62171357
He's from Marlow, Buckinghamshire
Girl on the bus just put her phone up and took a picture of my on the front cam (sitting behind her) and all I can hear is whatsapp alerts and her laughing
>>62171165
play multiplayer
>>62171358
Ah yes, let me just squeeze in between her mates and start dropping lines shall I?
>milady, I could not hold my beating heart back another second, I must talk with you. The Stars have aligned and they say we must be together forever, the gods will it
>>62171400
I'm 15 minutes away
I could paint a sign, attach it to the roof of my car and go spin it around outside his house
>I'm American
>>62171400
>He gives out his address in every video/description
Fuck he really does sound mental, got a link to his channel?
>>62171164
soory lad, your gf is gonna get her pum pum wrecked by a big yardie man called derek
Anyone watched that new Netflix show Stranger Things yet? how is it?
>>62171418
how does multiplayer even work in this game?
>>62171435
Would have a good lol if you drove back and fourth outside his place a few times.
>>62171442
https://www.youtube.com/user/MrTimmyUk
If Josie ever stepped up to me I'd push her in the river Wye and have her fed to the swans
>>62171164
>Gf going on a cruise to carribean and is going to visit those islands with loads of blacks
*shakes head*
Haha, dear oh dear lad
On Tims school wikipedia page added him as a notable person
somebody please reply to me
>>62171442
how are you only just becoming aware of the tim saga?
We as a community must stop the evil dentist from oppressing tim
What do you do on online dating sites?
Found a girl I like. Do you go straight for the "Do you want to meetup?" line or do you chat first? It seems pointless exhausting conversation online first, but going straight for the meetup might be too forward.
Based on her profile we have loads in common. What do?
>>62169564
hes not based at all
based people don't actively try to murder barrier reefs and great white sharks
>>62171518
There's a lot of horrible stuff going on in the world today but it's made just that little bit better for one reason. You're a part of it :)
>>62169565
I have been invited to party but said no haha
>>62171551
Lol, how?
Oops, forgot to feed cage 62171518 it's slop today
Ah well, I'm sure it can go without for one more day, though of course they don't get fed on Sunday's so who knows
*slams bolt door shut*
>>62171519
I haven't really been on /brit/ much recently
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yz1Pd43qvUs i'd love to see a big cock laying across her face
need an anime gf ffs I hate anime but I want an anime freak shutin gf to turn into an absolute slut and keep her firmly under my thumb, wearing what I want her to wear
>>62171523
doesn't matter she gets 100s of messages every day she probably won't even look at yours
>>62171551
is only been out abar a week calm down
fucks sake lads trainbird is so peng
If she weren't with her mates I'd defo have a punt
Has there been anything worthwhile on /brit/ since ketchup rice?
>>62171551
Pokemon has always been mainstream though
ah yes this clearly is NOT edited
new tim
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MebkYJgRpjA
going on about the dentist again
>>62171638
Looks natural to me
Might have a budweister or a case of 20 later hahahaha did you hear lads hahaha I said a budwiser or 20 as if theres a chance i'll only drink one
tfw no qt brexit gf
It's a nice sunny Saturday afternoon and I need to get out the house and go and actually do something lads
Any suggestions
I have money to spend and a car to drive but don't have any friends
>>62171674
Haha you're a character mate I tell you what
>>62171584
How is she Turkish she's so white
>>62171674
Nice, great banter lad. You thought about perhaps posting this on 'the ladbible' or 'unilad' ?
>>62171446
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__dx6udOGuQ
>>62171694
Catch pokemon
>>62171694
Drive to a park. Go for a walk. Get an ice cream.
>>62171694
im in the same boat as you lad, about to drive into Staines and go browse txmaxx if you want to join?
>>62171638
what are you talking about retard it's clearly edited
>>62171728
Nonce behaviour
just done a coup
>>62171737
prove it
>>62171694
Go to your local pub and yell "GAZZZZAAAA"
select one of the five men that come up to you
have a drink and go tear up a footy field in your car
she's getting off at the same stop as me lads
It's fate
>>62171700
slav rape baby, avoids tan, make up
>my country doesn't have a craic
>>62171724
>>62171728
Might combine these two desu
>>62171733
N-no thanks ali
>>62171728
Fuck off murderer
>>62171777
follow her
>>62171814
Havn't played footy in years but really want to
miss the beautiful game
>>62171795
keep of da craic aiii
>>62171821
She just scanned her Oyster card and it said child
Abort
I've been part of a Yewtree sting op
>>62171738
>>62171809
Am I missing a reference? I did this the other day. Walked around a nice little area, sat and read a book while eating an ice cream. It was nice.
>>62171796
Have fun.
me and the lads hanging out
>>62171867
RUN MATE
RUN
I know who you are
>>62171878
holy shit lel
We are facing an unknown, interchangeable enemy. One that doesn't adapt to its environment but let's say waits for the opportune moment to strike. It's like the creature from The Thing. In order to survive it will destabilise the society it finds itself to achieve dominance. It does this through making the indigenous population fight amongst itself. Through paranoia and anxiety the 'society' will tear itself apart to eliminate the threat. The creature plays the 'society' against each other and in doing so the indigenous population is killed off.
As described in the book Pictures of the Body: Pain and Metamorphosis:
“It assesses the danger it is in, and at the last moment eviscerates itself projecting a lam-preylike mouth. In The Thing, bodies change at the speed of thought: whatever the Thing needs, it can grow in the span of a second or less.”
(James Elkins, 1991, p.112)
A Muslim can be anything it chooses to be. It can be seen as 'peaceful' or a contributing to a member of the society but at any moment it can pounce. Blame is then automatically placed on the 'other'. "It wasn't us, we're peaceful Muslims."
The threat we face is like any other, as it already amongst us.
Our body is being viscerally changed into the 'other' yet we cannot do anything, as we do not know what or who the 'other' is.
We have to think of this on a tribal level or in terms of survival of the fittest. The 'other' does what it needs to, to survive, changing, and mimicking, until only Childs and Macready are left, and it is likely that either of them could be ‘the thing’. This can be directly applied to our situation.
The end game is that the indigenous population will kill itself off, as the 'other' wanted. This was not achieved through war against another side but through destroying ourselves. Not only did we let 'the thing' into our society (not knowing what it was) but we kill each other in the process. We become the 'other'. We adapt to its rules and its culture.
Does anyone remember that really creepy guy on Youtube who made videos of himself walking around London and trying to talk to women and strangers? He literally had about 20,000 videos on his channel and he was from Belgium or something. He had long hair, glasses and had a really creepy voice.
you got me reminiscing about mount and blade lads
used to play this game absolutely religiously
>>62171878
PAEDOOOOOO
>>62171878
Is this old or something? How did you get the photo?
>>62171878
Fuck off cleanshirt
>>62171945
how fucking dense are you
>>62171878
me with the football
>>62171878
leave are tim alone
>>62171878
what the fuck is the one with his sleeves rolled up doing.
>>62171975
dabbing
>>62171878
Don't know why I imagined Limmy shouting at them.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m56HJDFJyU
>>62171955
Fill me in cunt.
>>62171869
A grown man walking around a park on his own and buying ice cream is pretty money. You must be a teenager if you think it's normal
>>62171958
>are tim
it's OUR tim, learn to spell
>>62171975
some sort of ebin yank pose to let people know how cool you are
wonder what death toll I'll wake up to tomorrow
>>62171952
they're going to kill you just right after they disown you
>>62172011
FOY
>>62172007
What's wrong with you? Sound a bit paranoid mate.
>>62171911
Please respond, who is he?
>>62172022
1, me, nice knowing you
>>62171878
That token paki on the left
pulling weeds out out the back of my house and my finger caught a needle I didn't see for fucks sake going to have to get this checked, do you go to your doctor right away or wait a day because surely if you'd just been pricked nothing will show up in your bloodstream for a while?
>>62171911
>>62172043
Think I know the guy you're talking about. He used to try and hit on the women yeah? His account got deleted.
>>62172007
people like you a top gimps
do you actually dictate your actions by first thinking "cor blimey is this something a man of MY AGE should be doing"
just do whatever you want blert man
>>62172044
*resuscitates you*
Breath damn you BREATH!
does it make me a degenerate to want to fuck a young man's arsehole?
>>62172007
>pretty money
What does this even mate? I fucking hate this country.
>>62172069
u're gonna die
>>62172007
*noncey
>>62172011
It's mispelled on purposed on account of how a lot of Brits pronounce that word
>>62169495
tony.. why you are kill
we need to act before the dentist takes further action against are tim
We must strike before the eviction, let the dentist know that his oppressive behaviour will NOT be tolerated
>>62172069
if it had stuff in then it's already in your bloodstream
go now
Why won't the Jews give this girl a record deal ffs
>>62172075
Yeah, what was his name? I hope he's in prison now, he looked like a potential serial killer
>>62172105
>It's mispelled on purposed on account of how a lot of Brits pronounce that word
Is "Our" supposed to be pronounce different or something
>>62172022
watch your back, kid
>>62172152
Sorry can't help you on a name lad. Only vaguely remember seeing one of his videos.
i have a neighbour who's real nice, an old man, always says hi to me but he's a bit TOO nice
think he might be attracted to me
>>62172162
I lot of northerners pronounce it "are"
Life idea: Change my name by deed poll. move to Arizona and begin a new life as a nomad
>>62172039
>>62172080
>>62172096
Thanks. Thought I was going mad. I just wanted some frozen dairy products while I read my book. Good lord.
>>62172069
disgusting
pills got me sweating like a nonce in a nursery
>>62172210
as do toffs
watching Green Room
what a confusing film
>>62172227
stop talking about paedophiles
>>62172203
I saw one vid where he was trying to chat up a woman on a beach and it escalated into a fight because a man came up and told him he was making her feel uncomfortable, but he wouldn't leave her alone. I think he said he was going to press charges cos his arm was injured or something.
>>62172092
women are for breeding
men are for fun
>>62169727
Are you sof' in the 'ead?
>>62172417
damn, olympians were stacked
