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The world is turning to shit edition
alri, alri
guess who's back
it's the big mack
you may know me as bill oddie
known around Cleethorpes for downing the voddie
im part of Grimsby's finest
anyone who gets in my way will end up as detritus
make your decision, will you fight me?
I wouldn't suggest it
unless you want your jaw to be down near your knee
where'd all the muslims even come from??? lmao
there weren't any here in 1916, were there???
alri tim
just had my first proper shower since september lads
dunno why I put it off so long
depression and being NEET I guess
Getting my daily dose of the Young Turks and AJ+
>>62127174
>tyt
disgusting
NE-DER-LAND
>>62127208
vote Geert
All these threads are exactly the same and I keep coming back
>>62127116
*tips*
>>62127170
Feel good?
>>62127159
We gave Saudia Arabia independence. They begged us to stay and even offered to pay all the costs of being an oil colony, but we said now
We moved a load of Jews to the newly independent region and suddenly a million sectarian wars broke out, causing muslims to flee to the west
just having a quick snack lads
>>62127269
very nice
>>62127269
>all those carbs
Do you want to become a literal potato?
Business idea: always defend Islam and Muslims after terror attacks committed by Muslims in the name of Islam
>>62127269
looks shit but I bet it's pretty tasty
not really a quick snack though is it aha
Who the fuck is Mike Pence? He's Trump's VP now
>>62127269
Now that's a meal of the runts if I've ever seen one.
![1408624676156_wps_5_World_IQ_graph_jpg[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/70ip3jc.jpg "1408624676156 wps 5 World IQ graph jpg[1]")
How do we reverse this trend lads? :^]
>>62127269
currently eating 5 tuna rolls and a pack of cashew nuts
>>62127269
>PIZZA STACKED ON TOP OF PIZZA SO THE BOTTOM GETS WET AND COVERED IN CHEESE AND SAUCE
>>62127303
>carbs are le devil xDDD
literal casual
>>62127170
what would you call an improper shower?
leeds is the greatest city in the world
>>62127361
This is a result of changes in the way we do IQ test. People are not getting stupid, the other way around.
>>62127361
>he thinks people are dumb because of THERE race
ayyy
>>62127410
this is how road men look in the UK, truly they are fucked
metal as fuark
>>62127493
they're not road
>leddit
>>62127525
the person that wrote this is no doubt a muslim
>>62127525
by that logic 99% of all people are kind and peaceful
lmao
how do we know the Nice 'attacker' wasn't just a really shit driver?
I ran over and killed 12 people during my first driving lesson. would probably have been far more if I'd done the full hour
>>62127525
but it's literally not 90%, about 60%
meanwhile in france
>>62127590
he had large stockpiles of grenades and weapons in the back and took out a gun to vainly shoot at the police before he himself got shot.
so that rules it out.
Why was the devil in Star Wars?
![e0337-fourmilab_iq_projection[1].gif_w=640&h=480.gif](https://i.imgur.com/VWxqahv.gif "e0337-fourmilab iq projection[1] w=640&h=480")
>>62127456
>A study by the University of Hartford claims the larger the global population becomes, the less intelligent we will be, dropping by around eight IQ points by the year 2110 - and other estimates are even more pessimistic
>"larger the global population becomes"
>pornhub has a french flag on their logo
jesus fucking christ
>>62127672
He's a big fan of Sheev
>>62127687
>literally devolving
fucking kek
just came back from outside lads
why can't i have her lads
>>62127361
I'm ok, I've got an IQ of 130
why do people shit so much on people posting shit on social media about france and changing their profile pictures to the french flag and shit?
what is wrong with this? it's not like there's much else we can do. it's showing support. stop being edgy wastemans
>>62127687
hmm I wonder why this is
Ah yes, someone named Mudama Kingsley Onyeisi reacts with a laughing face to a picture of a dead girl in the Nice attacks. Ironically, their profile picture is of their own child.
>>62127747
because you need to give her a reason for wanting you m8
went to pat a dog and it bit me
stormzy innit
>>62127805
i've got nothing mate
keep trying to develop an obsession for someone else but i can't stop
>>62127802
where did you see that? like I can obviously find her fb page, but where did you see it?
>>62127829
u made of sausages m8
>>62127839
yo backup dancing backup dancers buck up and dance backup dancers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tweHIQa1kIA
america has the best rap
Just got body shamed in Greggs
>>62127894
What happened?
>>62127842
well then there's your reason why you can't have her
changed my life once I figured out that everything isn't just going to happen for me without me trying desu
>been looking into various dharmic faiths on a search for truth, good karma, happiness, etc.
>can't truly commit to any as I'm an alcohol drinking, meat drinking sexual degenerate
fuck my life tbqh. Dunno what to do lads
>>62127894
tell us what happened lad
Just body slammed Gregg
>>62127905
>>62127925
Got handed my pasties and someone muttered "got enough there, fatty?" as I walked out
what we doin today
>>62127802
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>>62127907
i have spells of realising that, which applies to everything really
what's the process in getting the motivation for trying?
>>62127785
Truly a mystery for the ages
>>62127842
just go and talk to her, works every time
just got called sizeist in McDonald's
>one Muslim child dead on a beach
>International Left: OOOH, OOOH, THE TRAGEDY! WE NEED TO OPEN OUR BORDERS NOW SO NO MORE CHILDREN DIE!
>10 children brutally murdered by an Islamic terrorist from Tunisia
>International Left: No comment.
>>62127945
in greggs?
>>62127848
>>62127954
oops replied to the wrong post. Please mind the awful link.
>>62127923
>meat drinking
>>62127881
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FOPyVrfOnIc
>>62127958
>people in country with zero education
>dumb
you don't say
>>62127965
it's a mental illness desu
>>62127985
Yes, in Greggs
I shall be going to Hampsons from now on
>>62127965
what do you think should be done about it? theres nothing to comment
>>62127763
I've always seen it as being self motivated. All you can do is say a prayer or send some money to a charity. Anything you announce publicly like that is a needlass call for attention.
>>62127958
this bulges like my penis
Explain this
urrggghh FUCK I just want to rip some runts apart
>>62128008
>extreme stuttering followed by "man"
>>62128012
tbf ive had the opposite problem happen to me once because im skinny
i went into to mcdonalds once just for the free wifi and as i was leaving some bogan woman said "didn't you get a feed? you look hungry"
oi oi oi
>>62127958
>173mio people in nigeria
thanks I learned something today
>>62127763
it's called virtue signalling
everybody knows that killing people is bad and that you don't like people getting killed
>>62128036
always thought it was a car on springs haha
>>62128038
*looks around nervously and slowly edges out of the room*
>>62127956
idk
something just switched in my head, realised that if I wanted to get girls then the girls would actually need to have a reason to want me, sounds a bit pathetic
>>62128093
*i block it*
wew
>>62128077
/fa/ af
>>62128025
deportation?
>>62127456
idk man
my grandfather never finished high school and yet he ran his own business successfully for decades, expanding into a small chain and setting up a large investment portfolio for himself to retire on.
meanwhile people today with top degrees can barely rent an apartment on their own.
What did she mean by this?
>>62128126
blanda upp
>>62128126
mmm
>>62128142
so 6 million should be deported for the actions of half a dozen people?
![compilation_michael_tsarion_mark_passio_alex_jones_david_icke_amp_stefan_molyneux__214995[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/UPLyooT.jpg "compilation michael tsarion mark passio alex jones david icke amp stefan molyneux 214995[1]")
>>62127881
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9tegvdTkmEQ
>>62128077
I wonder why you idolise fascist figureheads
Even when Mosley was the shittiest one of the gang in 1930s Europe, with his lack of perspective on the problems facing the working class
>>62128074
fuuuuuck this happened to me in high school too
I was with a friend in a park and it was around 1pm but I already ate something so we went together so he could buy something to eat in a supermarket
he took a sandwich + a drink and I just took a bottle of water
when we came back in the park some middle aged women told me "don't starve urself you're already beautiful"
I just nodded, looked at my feet and walked
*radicalizes you*
>>62128036
tell that to Mohamed "Nice Road Truckers" Bouhlel
>>62128171
bet she's a right munter
>>62128134
Fascism is nothing but aesthetics brought into the political sphere
>>62128074
I had this in greggs, given my height and thinness the woman was like
'1 sausage roll? you sure? that'll never fill you up'
THINSHAMING WHORE
>>62128171
the thought of you gets her horny
What do you think of Rihanna, lads
unironically got a 2:1 this year.
interestingly the module I had the highest mark in I didn't go to a single lecture or seminar all year.
>>62128058
>he doesn't understand grime
pleb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTO-oSfE4G0
ignore both of them
>>62128248
thats because you study law
>>62128183
it's more than a half dozen
>discussing being fatshamed in Greggs and thin people make the conversation about them
THIS is thinprivilege
>>62128250
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fyfOvJ6ByIY
btfo by players anthems
One of the lads I used to go to school with who was a huge weeaboo moved to the street next to mine.
Turns out he's converted to Islam and now he wears a funny hat and beard.
Should I be worried lads??
>>62128236
Bit of a slut
Brand new Strawpoll, fresh off the assembly line
http://www.strawpoll.me/10752892
http://www.strawpoll.me/10752892
http://www.strawpoll.me/10752892
>>62128236
under my umbrella
ella
eh
eh
eh
bababbabbaadkada MANSS
bababababababa SKENG
bababaababababa PENG
bababababbabb SENPAI GET MERKED
babapolopolabopoolopolobo MANDEM
>studies law
>a so-called communist
guaranteed to be driving a BMW and voting Tory by 32
>I never thought that our country could be destroyed by traitors within it
what did he mean by this?
>>62128250
the only pleb here is you mate you useless chimp
>>62128319
tune
>>62128302
>Kanye west
gonna go find the northwest passage you lads want anything?
>>62128340
He's probably still checking under his bed for those pesky reds 2bh
>>62128250
our niggers make for better memes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g0-F88c6Hrk
>>62128302
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9Lm4YpUtMM
listen to this it'll change your opinion
![screen_shot_2012-01-17_at_17_34_50_4f15b07ba0a50[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/szEYYue.png "screen shot 2012-01-17 at 17 34 50 4f15b07ba0a50[2]")
>the only pleb here is you mate you useless chimp
*imagines ed on top of me staring into my eyes*
not a fan
>>62128282
implying?
>>62128340
>in my 65 years on this earth
runt
Got a fuckin' mouse in the house lads.
anyone caught a gastly on pokemon go yet?
>>62128384
a accessible and convenient route to the east indies plox
>>62128390
"NOOOOO U CANT BORN WITH SAUCE"
Would you fuck the queen if you had the chance?
![woman_computer_happy_shutterstock[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/nWfEQ2Y.jpg "woman computer happy shutterstock[1]")
yooooooooooooooooooooooooooo tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CECoHVLpQI
Just asked my (female) best friend if I was attractive and she said yes and wants to cuddle me
Feeling on top of the world rn lol
>>62128390
>implying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qb5cVfZbwEo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0XaYSP7JMcg
Is May going to be the best PM since Attlee?
>>62128384
cornetto
gave the plug a call he waitin for me in the alley lads yall want anything?
>>62128435
And get a stake in the royal coffers? Too right mate
>>62128463
We'll be the muslim capital in the world soon no doubt
I found this audio file on my phone. Does anyone know what language this is and what she is saying?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s07Gy7Xxwg1r
>>62128447
>fucking your best friend
get ready to lose your best friend lmoaa
>>62128432
>a accessible
hip house>grime>hip hop
>>62128403
>>62128390
Fuc both of u tasteless niggers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0NUX4tW5pps
>>62128463
Yes
> write out a big post
> decide it's shit
> close the window
>>62128425
does it make me special?
Is Frexit all but confirmed?
Even on the BBC they've got people talking about the schengen area, open borders and the EU being a problem
>>62128488
>stake in the royal coffers
That's one way to put it haha
>>62128513
what happened after you closed the window?
>>62128493
finnish
or swedish
or dutch
what's the best job for meeting slags lads
Everyone here is a despicable moronic little runtlet that deserves a kick in the balls.
>>62128518
yes
it evolves into gengar which is my favourite pokeman
>>62128535
thought you were bipolar and wanted to off yourself
>>62128531
post-unironically chuckled at this post
>>62128553
fertility specialist or gynecologist
im smoking on dope like young dolph
we took the plug down for the cough
im sippin on lean this i fall
>>62128553
a public pool if you have the body to be a lifeguard (NOT ADVISED IF YOU LIVE IN EUROPE)
>>62128559
I do, I deserve it
Just do it, do it now, don't hold back
>>62128553
Pimp
>>62127525
Last time I checked, it was retarded britons killing the good politicians in this country, not the muslims. I agree that extremist ideology shouldn't be tolerated, but our new PM spent most of her time ignoring generally peaceful and accepted laws that would allow her to deport hate preachers. Instead she said "We should be allowed to deport anyone we want, ASAP, they can protest from abroad", which naturally the high courts thought was fucking stupid.
Face it, muslims aren't destroying this country, they couldn't do it even if they tried. Retarded little englanders are, with their 'fuck yurop' attitude and 'wait a decade, it might get better' bullshit along with politicians like Bojo Jojo, mentally subnormal Gove, and the second coming of the wicked witch of the west as our PM.
This is ignoring Barraged Farage, who gave a speech to MEPs on how they, unlike him the former metal stock trader, had never had a proper job in their lives. If you look behind him, you can actually spot the people who worked in gulags facepalming.
>>62128599
i actually do this but they don't talk to me
>>62128576
I do mate, she's only my best friend because she's the only friend I have weheyy
Too lonely to say no
>>62128597
-aliennigger on a handle-less scooter
>Thank you!
>Your Order has been placed successfully
>Everyone here is a despicable moronic little runtlet that deserves a kick in the balls.
>>62128539
chucked a few runts in my new V8 blender to cheer myself up
>>62128634
is she fit
>Currently looking on the internet to see what other countries opinions of us are.
Please tell me that the Koreans and Japs love us.
>>62128493
Please respond
https://www.residentadvisor.net/event.aspx?837872 we gon get turnt nahmean
>>62128641
OH MANN GOD DAMNN
activating my almonds
>>62128561
Watch your fucking mouth you brown cunt, you're still in the Commonwealth.
watching videos of yank football fans. feels weird desu
>>62128435
the 1950s model, sure
>>62128669
aye she's a cutie, womanlet-tier height but i find that cute
i've thought about it, and i've come to the conclusion that closing the mines was a good idea
>>62128688
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7yQwQtSN7M
famous dex is just a phase
Ever met a Sikh??
What are their girls like??? I bet they'd love some white dick.
got £12,000
is this enough to move into a rented place
don't know what my next move is in life
just accumulating money whilst living with my mum
>>62128731
very jealous desu
>>62128733
yeah new kids like lil yachty kodak black dex lil uzi vert are a phase
but legends like chief keef soulja boy young thug are nto
Goto india desi will fall for fit white guys with money
>>62128732
u have been visited by the corbyn of disapproval
mines with no resources will come to you but only if you type "thank you jez" in this thread
>>62128741
>rented place
You fancy paying someone else's mortgage? Bit cucky
Reckon these kippers will be alright to eat lads? They've been in the freezer for about 10 months haha
>>62128807
enjoy living at ur mums until you're 40 you mong
>>62128807
what do i do then?
>>62128762
seeing her at weekend, wish me luck la
Where in the UK can I find Japanese and Korean girls?
>>62128435
Give it a few good years then yes, I would.
everytime they say Bastille day on the news I hear it as Pastille day and then I want to go get a bag of yummy fruit pastilles
>>62128834
Why would I move back with my mum?
The misses can't afford our bills on her own, poor thing
>>62128840
£12,000's a decent deposit for a first time buyer, mate
>>62128861
in london
>>62128861
London la
>>62128837
*looks at this fucking dog*
>>62128861
On the tube
>>62128846
how did you meet her originally?
Monica has discovered she enjoys playing with her poopies :)
>>62128886
yeah but that's my life savings
can i even get a mortgage 20? no idea how it works
>>62127255
>Islam is never to blame
teehee
>>62127708
Pornhub is mainstream as fuck. I think they sponsored a league of legends team for like 48 hours before riot banned them or something.
Just filtered Denmark. Should have done it sooner desu
>he goes to pornhub for porn
>>62128933
£10k would do it
Look up help-to-buy schemes and get yourself a financial adviser
Just don't get any credit checks done because they make you look worse if they don't go anywhere
>>62128887
>>62128893
>>62128908
>tfw i live in wales
There're probably only two of them here.
>>62128913
at college, she seemed similarly lonely there so i started talking to her
that was at a time that i actually had mates though so i wasn't as insecure about it
XNXX IS THE BEST PORN SITE.
>>62127687
I don't understand why I should give a shit that the human average IQ goes down. If I didnt understand how averages or bell curves worked or any understanding of how IQS work, I would interpret this information to mean "a sucker is born every minute" and be happy.
*kills u*
>>62128990
i've got a shit job though, don't they take things like that into account?
>>62129016
nahh motherless is
>>62129010
Nah mate, I've seen loads of articles about Japanese hunting out Wales so just give it time
>>62129021
>6 (six) reddit flags
what a time to be alive
never 4get
>>62129037
A bit yeah, that's where the financial adviser comes in
UK- Jap trade deal when?
>>62129016
ahh yes, 5 minute cap videos from malware sites trying to advertise themselves, VERY impressive.
you now remember about the first time you had sex haha
posted this earlier
>>62124078
managed to download and install it again but when i turned it on there was a 3gb update to install
just got to literally 97% and my internet cut off again
i cannot wait to change plusnet are just a fucking liability
>>62127116
>checks
saw a new gatto in the garden today
Watched a video of an attractive woman massaging a man's penis with her vagina/ass
Very nice tbqh, sexy motion
>>62129123
>That salute
OUT
>>62129149
don't deviate from your assigned task
Hey Siri remind me to start drinking at 5pm
>>62129135
>tfw lost my boner
fuck me
post dumb things that you thought as a kid
- russia was a real threat
>>62129163
spek wn spkon 2
>>62129135
haha yeah
>>62129135
Wasn't that bad
She was about 23 years older
NEED a qt Jap gf t b h.
>>62129185
literally nothing redeemable about Islam
>>62129199
Europe was a nice place
Business idea: All the virgins ITT come to my house and we have an orgy
>>62129174
>tfw condom broke
>>62129206
its okay virgin lad no shaming here
>>62129209
haha mate wtf
>>62129199
sadly some people still believe this
even worse when they are young people and not decrepit boomers
Poleaboo needs a cock up his arse
OI WHO'S THAT MORE FIRE CREW
OI WHO'S THAT MORE FIRE CREW
>>62129206
fucking virgin lmao
>>62129199
yanks and brits were culturally similar
>>62129220
mogers
>>62129271
COR BLIMEY
THOSE CHEBS
>>62129135
haha y-yeah
>>62129199
muslims are mostly decent people
>>62129278
My willy didn't work due to nerves+drink
>>62129271
she looks a right little slut would rub my willy up and down between her sweaty chebs
>>62129199
hair grew on the shaft
>>62129271
LOOK AT THOSE HUGE COW TITS I WISH I HAD A BIG GIRL LIKE THAT ALL I HAVE IS 8 YEAR OLDS!!!?
>mfw read Matthew, Mark and John, about to read Luke
>mfw read more of the Bible than most Christians
>>62129306
if you're not really ugly you can easily pull some bird up
like mate talk about your hobbies or just talk to some pinged girl at a club nd take her home
>>62129327
whats wrong with it?
INB4:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXgHP7K6aE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXgHP7K6aE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSXgHP7K6aE
post rare noroflks
>>62129339
>>62129082
Please post more examples of Japs loving the UK.
wasn't nervous at all when I first had sex
felt in control the entire time
>>62129368
I said, nerves+drink.
>>62129355
that's pretty mongtastic
>>62129199
india was a cool place
>>62129398
*posts that kaz flagwaving webm*
>>62129327
Happened to me the first time too
Iktf lad
>>62129363
You'd better also be doing research on the side to better understand where each gospel is coming from.
Had an unpleasant wank lads
>>62129401
Same, except for when my willy first went in her vag, I wasn't prepared for how nice it would feel.
>>62129363
proddies aren't christian
>>62129463
tell us about it
>>62129401
yeah me too
like we trusted each other and I felt totally laid back
>>62129327
Happened to me at least four times
daba daba da
it's the digle dogle diggy double g
>>62129401
rape is about power and control
>>62129464
that's why you stretch out foreplay for longer
the girls love it and it gives you time so you don't cum right away
considering buddhism tbqh lads
>>62129511
there comes a point where it's more freakish than attractive
>>62129497
t.Cathcuck heretic
yaba daba doobie double d
>>62129554
>not wanting to suffocate between those
bit gay
u dont see what i see
everyday as warren g
fucking NORRMAAAANS
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Thanks Siri
why are Australians obsessed with Brexit and Trump?
About to bash one out lads
*faces east*
"sarim al-sawarim"
>>62129633
Are politics are boring as shit.
Feeling cheeky tonight, if anyone wants to I'll buy them a takeaway from Just Eat.
>>62129633
nothing happens in australia
Rightful clay
>>62129596
>wanting to suffocate between those
bit stuffy
tfw you'll never be a legate of a roman legion
>>62129643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOdI2lK_PDg
>>62129645
>are
Not sure how that happened 2bh
dont know whats for diner tonight maybe its chinese let hope so eh
>>62129647
cornetto
>>62129686
are nige
>>62129652
>tfw no clumsy gook gf
https://youtu.be/8Aahs8ZDFPM?t=91
>>62129690
lol fat
>>62129550
its just under developed Hinduism
anyone else hate the way they look from one side?
i mean i look awful all over but especially bad from one side, i always position myself so people see me from my left
Oh fuck off you runt
*punches a motherfucker*
>>62129666
you never would be even if you lived back then if you're not a patrician with considerable wealth and a member of the senate.
>>62129700
Choke © 2008, Fox Searchlight Pictures
>>62129805
yessss my faverite meme keep doing it im nearly about to finish
>>62129034
>I would interpret this information to mean "a sucker is born every minute" and be happy.
*rubs hands very jewishly*
>>62129771
Think I look quite good however quite self conscious about my nose though it's not overly long or anything but you can just shirt off make out the bridge bone. Most people I've been with said it's not really a problem (doesn't look bad) but idk.
>Inb4 I'm a Jew
>>62129072
good webm
>>62128493
>>62128551
It aint swedish, norwegian or danish. Does not sound line finnish to me but I am not too familiar with Finland. Sounds more southern europe.
>>62129355
...it does a bit
![img035[2].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/A1gszgV.jpg "img035[2]")
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