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korean pop
>>62129810
>edition in the title
hmmm
chinese is nice but it's so fucking expensive
same with indian
always end up getting kebab
you now remember abt your first kiss haha
>abo in the thread
hmmm
>>62129856
Try eating less
need a gf to cuddle
>>62129859
same time as I lost my virginity
better late than never as they say
To me and most of the inhabitants of this planet the more "notable" people are at the opposite end of this perverse, morally devoid materialistic spectrum - the starving, the homeless, the sick, the elderly and those who have no possibility of the opportunity, let alone the sight, of even the most basic of incomes.
But no, let us laud people whose wealth is far and beyond more than they will ever need and who, collectively, could lift everyone in need from the pit of poverty forever and not even notice the cost.
legalise marijuana
legalise it NOW
w- why am i being sucked into /brit/ dont I have alot of vidya games?
why have i been on this all morning?
what is going on
NEED a qt Korean Anglophile gf lads.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>62129850
this will never get old
>>62129868
*throws a boomerang at you*
>>62129872
how does that solve anything?
i'm loaded mate
>>62129935
Then what's the problem
Me lads
Don't do none of that Islamic extremeism anymore no I'm a good boy now
>>62129874
bite them
>>62129906
Would love one of those tbqh, jap and hink would be fine as well
>It's a nothing but weedles and ratatas episode
>>62129889
me it was with the same girl
lost everything with her tbf
>>62129950
just because i have the money it doesn't justify spending it
>the shadow gf
>>62129992
>mp5
>2016
I'll push my dick inside an Asian girl
Just you wait and see lads
Going to do a very gay wank
should I chat up girls on tinder?
i have a gf but tbqh I miss being flirty to strangers
>>62130033
good lad
*drops bass*
WOOPS
*runs to the shop and buys a gf*
>>62130032
Doing exactly that tomorrow lad
she's my gf
>>62130056
pics or it didnt happen
>>62130020
Better than mp4 m8, higher bitrate
>>62130078
doxxable info that
>>62129972
>chink
There's loads here. Bad thing is they all look like dogs.
Give me a (you) pls
RT: 62130136
(you)
>62130136
we don't like beggars round here m8, better move on
business idea: give me a qt gf
>>62130151
>>62130162
>>62130166
Love it even more when people put effort in like this
Baited hard, reward gained.
my gf told me im disturbed lads what does it mean
but is it a choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ja9nTdQpA7s
>>62129982
Even your heart
>>62129906
>NEED a qt Korean Anglophile gf lads.
celtic women looks beautiful
>going out tonight
>trying to find my comfy jeans
>nowhere to be found
>put on my uncomfy tight ones
>wait
>these are my nice loose ones
Fuck lads. Need to go on a diet.
Business idea: slip a cheeky finger up my bum
Bender who puts the edition in the title edition
Really tired lads, I'm gonna sleep
Would appreciate you holding me and keeping me safe, you can even grind against me if you like
alright let's not get overboard
>>62130219
even my mind haha
>anime
>>62130217
why is that bacon getting a bath?
>>62130244
Business idea: watch
gf
>>62129856
You can make Chinese and Indian at home m8
ok, just how many of you lads are a bit bent?
>>62130298
paki bastards grrrr
Me and the lads.
gf told me she wanted me to be a bit rougher with her, so I spat in her face and now she won't talk to me
https://youtu.be/huJjE-3jTXU
>>62130330
im ephebophile haha thats different
>>62130312
excellent post
>>62130337
me on the left next to the horse having a nap
>>62130298
He missed
>>62130337
much bigger version
>>62130330
Yes
Having a lie down.
>>62130358
strange.
i spit in my gf's face, strangle her and slap her face when we're being rough in bed all the time and she doesn't even need to ask, she loves it
http://www.gayboystube.com/video/491864/cyclist
bf just sent me this
>>62130330
i do lots of anal masturbation but that's it
>tfw my sister and her friend are here and her friend is sitting on the sofa with her legs upand to the side and her underwear is showing because her skirt has ridden up and she is also wearing tights
Think she realises? She is making muh dick hard.
Any lads fancy going to Skegness
>>62130217
get clean porker
>>62130358
slaps and strangling are ok but spit is too much for me. i dont want to spit on her face nahmean
Just had a lovely grilled char.
>>62129367
I probably could yeah but I'm spazzing out when it comes to girls.
>>62130461
Get us a cheeky pic lad
>>62130404
bongs btfo by us and france
Evening lads
>>62130236
>tfw wear exclusively track pants now
>>62130461
pics
>>62130502
yes it is :^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
>>62130502
good night
>>62130482
get drunk or snort some coke haha
>>62130273
delet this
*yawns and stretches*
Aaaaahhhh, about time for my afternoon nap.
>>62130529
i didnt finish
>>62130485
>>62130513
cant desu, my phone is a shit brick phone which I can't connect to my laptop to take photos off it and she would notice me taking a pic with my laptop
>>62130529
>>62130530
yes yes well done, well done
HOWEVER
>>62130572
keep edging, Ill do another later
>>62130436
wish i had a huge dick desu
>>62130298
what a bastard charging like that at all those poor women and children
>>62130599
yessssssssssssssss
>>62130566
Link to the full video??
>>62129859
i was 18
fucking hell that's weird, everyone else has it when they're little kids
>>62130515
is that hayley atwell's daughter or some shit?
Lads can someone post some songs from the English Civil War period?
This is a place to discuss culture after all. And no meme replies like Morrissey.
>>62130312
i saw some scottish and irish girls on interpals they were pretty good looking
>>62130638
had my first kiss at 16 mate no problem
those "did u ever kiss a girl/have a relationship before" questions were so weird before i did it haha
Korean gf stopped talking to me
>>62129810
Ok but Why do british celebrities look like regular people? Like you can really see what they would have been had they not been famous. Eric Clapton is a musical genius but you can see that he would have been your average middle-aged british sex tourist in thailand, Wayne Rooney would have been the manager of an internet cafe/lan gaming center, and reign over a group of 14 years olds. Why aren't british celebrities as glamourous as american celebrities?
>>62130638
y- yeah
>>62130494
We got our revenge with the white house and later fucked over the French
>>62130710
HIGH
TEST
save my seat brb
>>62130723
>Eric Clapton is a musical genius
hahhahhahahahahhahahaha
hahaha
nice one
>>62130723
*flings banana behind you and you go scampering after it*
heh... pathetic
>>62130723
Americans do all sorts of surgery, and most are from established dynasties.
>>62130755
*dives onto it and grabs it*
Ah yes, the HMS Shag-At-Sea
>>62130723
Because they're poor.
Lads, this latest France attack has thrown me for a loop. This one has really hit me for some reason. Why won't Europe just wake up and stop all of this madness? Why do they let it continue? How many more must die?
>>62130620
yeah it's a shame he missed.
>>62130723
>Why aren't british celebrities as glamourous as american celebrities?
Because here you need actual talent or skill to get a job, not good looks
>>62130732
dw it's not even that good desu
it's fun but it's nothing incredible without the emotional side along with it
>>62130566
Imagine tying them up and giving one an absolutely brutal arse fucking while the other watched, unable to do anything but knowing it'd be her turn next.
Ah yes, muh diq
>>62130545
Being drunk doesn't help at all truss me
Never done coke so yeah maybe worth a try #cheeky
>>62130798
>How many more must die?
all of them
>>62130798
what do you propose Europe should do?
>>62130788
How's the bread line this time of day mate?
>>62129856
Chinese is cheap, Indian is a bit pricey sometimes. But anything is better than giving your money to Muslims and funding Halal slaughter.
>>62130780
>>62130755
Mundane posts like this always make me laugh
>Why won't Europe just wake up and stop all of this madness?
>>62130798
Hopefully the FN wins.
>>62130802
the joke is that none of them were women and children just like in reality
>>62130723
>Eric Clapton
he is a canadian whoreson
>>62130835
or just man up mate girls dont bite
find a laid back girl to talk to and who looks cute
>>62130873
bit racist that
>>62130873
>t. Jacob Rothschild
Look, there's no point ignoring a fact EVEN if the PC crowd calls it inappropriate.
Anne Frank was very very cute and definitely very good gf material. I would not of missed an opportunity for a go at that tight slit.
>>62130873
>FN
>literally fell for some populist bullshit
haha wasteman
>>62130805
Hmm I didn't consider this. Really makes you think...
>>62130927
t. Republican shill
>>62130891
VERY good post
>>62130946
gonna vote for EELV
>>62130987
>muh trees when people are actually being slaughtered in the streets
Don't worry lads
are lads are on it
https://www.rt.com/news/351292-anonymous-nice-terror-attack/
Plan to fix Britain:
>Become a Republic
>Rename ourselves the Commonwealth of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
>Our Head of State will be titled the Lord Protector
>10 year terms
>Head of the Curch of England
>Will appoint the Governments of each countries at will, decide Election Dates but have relatively less power elsewhere
>MMP system
>Large House of Commons, 10 MPs per million population (650 right now)
>Small House of Lords, 1 per million population (65 right now)
>HoL will have much more power than right now, can stand against the HoC
>Will be mostly elected, but will reserve positions for some very prominent people
>Keep peerages, but remove any Hereditary appointments
>They will serve as special advisers to the Houses
>Implement a written constitution, containing all of the generic stuff
>100% Parliamentary Democracy, absolutely NO plebiscite trash like referenda, and we cannot give up our sovereignty to intranational bodies like the EU
>National and Regional Governments and Parliaments for the entire nation and each constituent country
>No regional Party allowed in the National governments
>And no National Party allowed in the Regional governments
>Make secession illegal
>To strengthen ties between the nation, spread the separation of powers
>National Parliament (legislature) in London, England
>National Government (executive) in Edinburgh, Scotland
>National Courts (Judiciary) in Cardiff, Wales
>Place a focus on retaining British cultural heritage
>Important Church of England
>Small migration
>Nationalise only natural monopolies like railways and mines
>Economy of wellfare capitalism, so we don't go full socialism but our people don't die from hospital debt
(1/2)
>>62131015
ecology is important
don't think that the FN is gonna change something you mong
>>62131033
''anonymous'' are a bunch of fucking bellends
>>62131052
Ecology is not important if France dies. What is the point of protecting trees if we cannot even protect ourselves?
>At every Parliament meeting, have the Politicians first sing the national anthem of their constituent countries national anthem, and then all together sing the entire countries national anthem (Probably something like Rule, Britannia
>Radical overhaul in foreign policy
>Shift away from the USA to pursue good relations with all countries
>Kick out their bases and troops from all British Territory
>Replace the American controlled Trident with a tiny nuclear force, and use the saved money on our conventional forces
>Intervene in no wars with sovereign states(no disastrous illegal wars like Iraq), but commit fully against non sovereign bodies(Troops against ISIS)
(2/2)
>>62130893
Haha I know they don't bite. Good friends of mine are girls but them's friends.
I'll just come to Paris and find a qt French gril.
Any Muslims here? How are things going for you given the current situation??
>>62131051
Cromwell welcomed the Jews back into England. He's scum like the rest.
>>62131070
muh decline of the state
muh grand remplacement
vote who you want but in the end you and me knows FN won't change shit
>tfw my sisters friend is literally leaning over the sofa arm and exposing her underwear
She must be doing this on purpose. God damn it.
>>62131033
What are they going to do?
Dox ISIS?
>>62130492
>The "tall" woman is only 5'10"
How fucking tiny is that ginger bitch?
Hot American Jewess just on BBC news
>>62131109
>Jews
>Not based
Fuck off Papist scum.
>>62131119
>muh trees
>muh grasses
>muh temperature
Doesn't matter if we are all dead.
hawooo
>>62131160
Fuck off kike
>>62131033
cringe
Some of the mums at my sister's school are like proper shaggable.
A few are prime gf material but not really into the idea of raising another man's kids.
>>62131160
good goyim
>>62131161
you should go out more. peace out
>>62131188
Lord have mercy
Got multiple girls from around town and in my apartment building adding me on Facebook (no idea how they found me).
They're talking and flirting with me and I don't know how to respond lads.
Help me lads, I'm not used to the attention. Might just delete Facebook desu.
>>62131190
>>62131210
I'd take a Nobel winning Jew over a Car bombing Catholic cunt any day of the week.
>>62130638
was 18 too, didnt know wtf i was doing so i think she knew
>>62131220
I do go out. Just not to gatherings anymore since all of the attacks.
You call others populists while you vote based on non-issues.
BLEHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAHGGGGGGGG
>>62131243
Just be yourself
>step-cousin was staying for a few days for some work thing
>spent the evening watching tv and chatting with her
>tfw no gf
Lads a guy I knew from childhood has text me asking how it's going, wanting to meet up for a drink and all that.
But he's a doctor now and I'm an utterly boring loser who has done literally nothing since I last saw him. I mean I genuinely have no chat, no funny stories, no nothing to offer him conversationally.
What do I do? I don't want to hurt his feelings by ignoring him but also I know I will make him uncomfortable ( and myself uncomfortable) if I meet him.
>>62131243
id delete my facebook. probably also move somewhere else for good measure
>>62131243
Flirt back you autist
>>62131243
they probably all know each other and are all sitting in one girl's bedroom in their underwear eating ice cream and laughing at you
>>62131254
The jew would probably still cause more problems desu
>>62131254
Good goy. Divide the Christians from the Christians when the continent is facing its worst threat in 70 years.
The gf
did the janitor give up?
>>62131289
Just go and chat with him, ask about his life, people like to talk about themselves anyway.
Islamic extremism is the issue
Christian extremism is for retards
Judaic extremism is what we should all turn to, to save Europe and fight back.
>>62131321
odd proportions
>he was raised by his nan
>>62131277
FONT
>>62131289
Meet up and talk about shit you did during your childhood.
>>62131377
>Judaic extremism
>save europe
does not compute
that american sitcom the goldbergs isn't funny at all but the sister in it is so fucking fit so i can't stop watching it
>>62131091
ask ur friend girls to arrange somthing mate
Just thought I'd let you all know that despite being banned for leaking Poleaboo's info (He's 25, lives in Rochdale and his real name is Amir btw) I've been using an alternate computer just fine ;)
ta ta x
>>62131371
>>62131371
>Just go and chat with him, ask about his life, people like to talk about themselves anyway.
What an absolute madman suggestion
>>62131277
>tfw no gf
I know that feel lad. Some girl got a bit tipsy one night and started texting me at 3 in the morning telling me I should call her sometime "because it would be so funny haha!" and I told her she can phone me herself if she wants to talk so badly.
She didn't.
quite disappointed with today
>The attacker Mohamed Lahouaiej Bouhlel was born on 3 January 1985 in Tunisia, with domicile in Nice
>He worked a chauffeur and delivery man
>He was married and had children.
>His ex-wife has been detained by police
>Bouhlel was known by the police and legal system because of threats, violence and petty theft between 2010 and 2016
>He had been convicted on 24 March 2016, and given a six-month suspended sentence on charges of violence with a weapon - a wooden pallet used against another driver after a traffic incident
>Secret services are not aware that he had ever shown any sign of radicalisation
>Digital material which has been seized is being investigated, as well as the mobile phone found in the lorry
huh
>>62131438
That's what all those shitty american sitcoms do, lure you in with eye candy to keep you watching.
>>62131534
>bumping your dead thread
fuck off
>>62131520
>six-month suspended sentence
Well he blew that, didn't he?
can keep overhearing my parents saying "niggers" and "paki" while watching the news
anyone wanna swap?
>>62131463
>and I told her she can phone me herself
Why did you say that?
>>62131567
I just made it foool
>>62131520
is there actually any good evidence that he was a radical rasheed?
>>62131590
>wanting non-racist parents
Rasheed
>>62131590
sound like great parents tbqh
>>62131599
Mostly autism, partly being a Jew. I didn't want to use credit on phoning her.
the gf is going to paris with her friend in a few weeks? Should I be concerned? I don't care if her mate dies desu
>>62131520
>he attacked someone with a
wooden pallet
The utter madman
>>62131635
>Jerry didn't have a different model girlfriend every episode
Damn it girl, stop bending over. REEEEEEEE
>>62131655
Is it 2005? There's like 100 free messaging apps m8
>>62131698
GET US SOME PICS YOU FRENCH BASTARD
>>62131590
dad's half jew and he frequently says jewbag, nigger, spic and other slurs tbqh
>>62131666
Yes.
Damn it girl, keep bending over
>>62131698
P-Pics? I am starting to get a semi tbdesu
>>62131709
She had an old ass phone at the time. We actually had to use some random as fuck free messaging app because Watsapp wasn't even compatible with her phone and the app we used didn't have the ability to call.
Time to pray
*prostrates in the opposite direction of mecca*
*farts*
hehehe take that, Islam
>>62131454
In the near future
Why did Obamam win the nobel peace priz?
>>62131824
literally for being black
>>62131824
uhhh, for being the first black president? pretty obvious
>>62131520
>With a weapon
>A WOODE PALLET
And the French laugh at us for bike wheels.
>>62131824
Because he brought peace to America
>>62131824
Bombing shitskins
>>62131655
Fair.
>>62131858
it's quite a feat considering blacks were persecuted for hundreds of years here.
*refers to the president of the united states by using his middle name*
Ha, take that Obama
>>62131934
Barack HUSSEIN Obama
>>62131858
I see you very occasionally post mild distate for pakis, mudshits, migrants and blacks. I always imagined you as a right lefty twat because of what a ponce you are. but it looks like I might have been mistaken
>“If we went back on the gold standard and adhered to the actual structure of the gold standard” as it was before 1913 “we’d be fine,” he said. “I’m known as a gold bug and everyone laughs at me,” he said. Mr Greenspan asked “why do central banks continue to own gold” if it isn’t important?
>“I don’t know when it’s coming,” Mr Greenspan said of inflation, but “I say wait” and watch because the surge is nearly certain to occur.
really makes u think...
>>62131950
LITERALLY HUSSEIN
>>62131982
greenspan is a moron
*incorrectly spells Obama*
take that obongo
>>62131982
>Mr Greenspan
Hmmm
>>62132002
you have no idea what you are talking about. run along now
She literally just bent over in front of me so far her skirt fell up onto her back. For fucks sake woman stop tempting me.
>>62131824
because he dindu nuffin
>Can't apply to ideal job because they've changed their requirements
>Girl I like/have been talking too pops up on tinder, obviously isn't interested
>Girl I used to date is moving abroad
Shit last 6 hours or so
>>62131929
yeah but "peace" prize? wot
>>62131954
Yeh nah, don't have the cognitive dissonance required to be a lefty.
>>62132030
no you
fuck off george mason university mongoloid
I swear down Thailad will be the leader of a coup in some 3rd world shithole in the future
*calls the president a board game *
Get rekt ubongo
>>62132086
haha yeah like thailand or somewhere lol!
>>62132084
*throws a banana behind you*
*you scurry after it*
heh heh, runts...
memes desu lads
Barack Obama was an 8/10 President, if you disagree you are literally a paki who deserves to be droned.
>>62132128
Or Greater Manchester
>>62132042
She wants you.
Hold her down and penetrate her.
>>62132029
Uhh the former US federal reserve chairman sweetie
>>62132121
Will anime be made real by your regime in [insert literally any African shithole]?
>>62132169
I think her boyfriend just dumped her or something. I am overweight so I doubt she would want me desu.
>>62132163
Is that an extreme right wing or extreme left wing coup
>>62132194
never know until you try lad
>>62132163
Thailand is literally 3rd world though?
>>62132187
Also a Jew.
>>62132128
No, how would he create a coup in Thailand?
If we talk about this enough it'll pop up on the Thai government radar and he'll get visited by the secret police lol
wacky
>>62132194
I repeat
>Hold her down and penetrate her.
>>62132188
I have no strong feelings either way about this.
>>62132211
It's literally not though.
>every English headline is something like "Nice truck attack" or "Nice massacre"
>>62132247
Glad somebody turned this into a webm aha
>Also a Jew.
Why would anyone choose to live in Thailand??
All I can think of is it must be yellow fever/ tranny fetish/ pedophilia
>>62132247
>she stuffs it through the eye slit
*starts dancing seductively, stopping briefly to scratch balls*
How come these Muslim nutters never take out celebs?
Does shaving frequently really make your facial hair grow back quicker?
>>62132280
Genuinely thought you were in to that. No idea why tho
*sniffs a fart*
>>62132322
It could of been anywhere tbf, it's not like a sought out Thailand and chose it for myself, I had the opportunity, thought it'd be short term but turns out it's literally better living in upper class Bangkok than a random British town.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9QYiOPVMj0
fuck you
my gf likes the Kardashians and the memes she enjoys are facebook-tier
how do I open her third eye
>>62132357
Dunno, wish they'd wipe out Ireland though.
>>62132280
literally only one place above Libya in the Human Development Index. It's a brown shithole mate, I've been, I know.
>>62132322
Why would you not you fucking mong?
>>62132376
stance on anime?
>>62132394
EDGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SO EDGYYY SO FUNNY WEW LAD WEEAWEAWE
>>62132360
No it makes you a poofter
>>62132362
There's another lad with a Thai flag that occasionally posts here who's into anime.
I watched a few things when I was younger but not for years now.
>>62132376
Can you actually speak Thai?
>>62132399
>he went with the boys to Thailand and thinks he knows the country
Why do you people exist REEEEEE
>>62132389
>mfw go back to a korean girls house and she has a pic of kanye and kim on her bedroom wall
>mfw I ask her why and she says she doesnt know
>>62132468
>visiting a place doesn't give you an idea of what it's like
'ok'
>>62132399
Most of the country is shit, I'm not going to defend it, Bangkok is basically another country with the same language only highly developed.
>>62132465
yes
>>62131814
i just know its never going to happen
come to paris mate we'll go to a bar or something and ur beautiful austrian charm will do the work haha
>>62132389
With an fnx ahaha
>>62132389
tell her about your 4chan account
>>62132394
bit rude 2bh
>>62132490
so basically London
gf is so cute I want to punch her face
>>62132558
If you took London and put it in the middle of Brazil, yeah.
Evening plans: watch shit films and have a wank
you?
>>62132042
they always know what they are doing
women who don't know they are desirable as bodies are very very rare even teenagers
>>62132489
Literal Chinese tourist-tier mentality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BszZPXpd_4
BIG BIG BIG REMIX VERY LARGE
CHOON
>>62132512
but then she'll know he's a psychopath in love with the dark web
*deletes tinder and resigns myself to loneliness*
Think I might become an alcoholic.
>>62132594
i'm gonna consider doing something important, without ever actually doing it
>look outside window
>cat is staring at me
hmmmm
>>62132617
generic shit
real tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjqLglfVKnc
>>>>62132589
Do you speak the local lingo? Or do the nonce purveyors speak English?
>>62132594
similar to your plans
Business idea: Create a weekly vlog that explains new masturbatory techniques you've tried, and give them a fancy rating
>>62132376
Have any of the slags you brought home ever had a penis?
>>62132612
Literal reddit mentality
why do people only "choon" rap?
NEW THREAD:
>>62132668
>>62132668
>>62132668
lads my wife, her bull and her son are staying the night here so I've to find somewhere to stay
anyone got a spare couch I can sleep on for the night?
>>62132659
Nah, they'll tell you pretty quickly if you haven't already sussed it out.
honda are very interested
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