brit edition
araca
What are your thoughts of this man?
>>62037087
t. butthurt scouser
Third for Liverpool FC
>>62037146
desperate
Reminder that this was Gerrards LAST EVER GAME as a Liverpool player
His last ever memory as a Liverpool Player will be Peter Crouch scoring and the number 6 appearing on the scoreboard, a rare time when he has seen it in relation with Liverpool without it following the number 9
The last ever thing he will hear as a Liverpool player is the shout of the teeth of the Stoke fans (all 3 of the teeth) chattering with laughter as they mock his team
He has had the worst final day at work since the wall builder one day from retirement at Heysel saw his greatest ever wall destroyed by scousers
The last time he ever posts on RAWK as a Liverpool player pretending to be a fan the message will be ''EEYYY NAAAA STEVIE DIDN'T DESERVE THEEIS LADS FOCKIN RODGERS SHOULD BE ASHAMED LA JFT96''
The last locker room he will ever be a part of as a Liverpool player will feature Emre Can crying in the corner while Rodgers assures him that ''When you fall, the only rope that can pull you up is yourself''
The last tannoy announcement he will ever hear as a Liverpool player will be ''The final score, Stoke 6 Liverpool 1! and could the owner of the red Mercedes please go to the front of the stadium, a Liverpool fan stole your hubcaps and then called the car a Munich cunt''
>SLIPPY STAMPY STOKEY G
>SLIPPY STAMPY SIXY G
>>96
http://www.politico.eu/article/nigel-farage-to-attend-us-republican-national-convention-gop-donald-trump/
>>62037146
Special Agent Corbyn basically secured Brexit, he's a legend in my eyes.
real thread is here btw OP is just a whingey scouser
>>62037452
>>62037452
>>62037452
what's a Blairite?
>>62037595
It's what a British vampire says if you ask him how he is
ISNT IT FUNNY
who /notanonce/ here?
96 WNE
>>62037595
believer in social liberty
>when people pronounce "us" like "uz"
proime ministah
Currently Recruiting:
Call Centre Supervisor
-Must have experience training
-Must have call centre experience
-Must have supervisor experience
-Must like Kpop
£20,000
REAL NON SCOUSER TWAT EDITION
>>62035620
>>62035620
>>62035620
>>62038512
I have one of those qualifications
>>62038522
fuck off we were here first
>>62038563
whats wrong with her eyes
>>62038512
would rather kill myself than ever work in a call centre
>>62037146
will catalyse the revolution
>Theresa May
>13th PM
>13the July
Scared.jpg
>>62038664
Worked in one the last 5 years, bit shit desu
scousers should be gassed en masse
hillsborough was good but too sloppy
>>62038707
>13th PM
it's 17:12 PM though
why can't the news just SHUT THE FUCK UP about this pokemon go nonsense, my phone can't even fun the fucking thing
>>62037431
really wish I could go
will definitely be the most exciting convention ever held
>>62038787
really like this webm
>>62037431
racists sticking together i see
Thought: William is being groomed as the next monarch and the crown will pass over Charles
Think about it, why has William taken over Charles' media role? The man is hardly ever seen in public these days. He's also been rumoured to have no interest in being monarch as it would interfere with his charity and political work
>>62038787
dawwwwwwww
sigh
going to someone's 21st and it's going to normie central
cba man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IY-IsCER6n8
tune
do you lads love the Queen?
rees-mogg
ITT: the most British things
The Chuckle brothers
>>62038847
you are a normie automatically since you're tall and good looking
>>62038875
fuck the queen
>>62038878
is that kyary?
vaping can get you laid lads
>>62038903
sigh nah
i'm like the leader of all subnormies
i like to be a big fish in a small pond
>>62038922
you expect me to read all that you cunt?
>>62038922
definitely reading this
>>62038922
not reading all that shit
read it out for me and record it on vocaroo and i'll give it a listen
just want the novelty of being loved for once
>fuck the queen
>>62038922
This totally happened
>>62038909
rorkesheed
>>62038697
only cheap lager
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468239774123.webm
Can't believe those pokemon go cunts gave it to the krauts before us.
This is what happens when you give this shit to a yank company, perpetual cock ups. The Japs should've hired some of their own.
>>62038664
thats why you're unemployed m8
>>62038957
>>62038968
she lives on the fucking dole despite being a billionaire
absolutely disgusting
>>62038922
>>62038912
nearly
what is all this pokemon go stuff?
know nothing about it
can you explain it to somebody who doesn't know anything
>i'm like the leader of all subnormies
>i like to be a big fish in a small pond
>>62039004
>she lives on the fucking dole despite being a billionaire
No she doesn't you fucking uneducated retard
>>62038584
what do you mean?
Dumb white cunts I'm sadly friends with are wanking over black lives matter lads
>>62039047
they're half closed, why doesn't she open them?
gay lads seem to have a lot of fun
>a good 20 minutes
Business idea: Buy a cheap diesel BMW and get it remapped
>>62039039
yea she gets a sovereign grant to begin with
that's hundreds of millions a year
>>62039090
reddit.
Fuck off, DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468349645973.webm
think this is the worst one lads
>>62038932
you're delusional mate
>>62033000
>>62033000
friendly reminder ultra rare flag in this thread
WITNESSED
So do you think Theresa will get on with President Trump?
>>62039035
its only out in the US/Australia
its a meme tier phone game where you wander about town and look for pokemon, though you can't battle with them or do anything with them really
normies have gone absolutely MENTAL over it though
>>62039145
they're shit stop posting them you waste of space.
>Immigration stays the same or goes up
>unsatisfactory deal from the EU
will teresa survive
>>62039120
Her family properties generate a profit for the government
>>62039182
you won't stop me
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468021398219.webm
>>62035717
>>62035717
HOLY FUCKING SHIT UNKNOWN FLAG WITNESSED
FUCKING COLLECT IT NOW
these depressing fags are worse than the anime posters
Reminder that if you
>Are not a Traditionalist Catholic or Orthodox Old Believer
>Are not a monarchist
>Believe in evolution
>Believe in aliens
You are a fedora tipping thundercunt, and you need to leave /brit/
Monica, get your tits out for the lads, you slag!
Wish I could crush Lisicki under my jackboot
>>62039071
don't ask questions
>>62039175
>you wander about town and look for pokemon
how? why would they be in town?
im so damn confused :3
>>62039227
new
>Traditionalist Catholic
>>62039258
Make me.
>>62039227
>PK
are you pretending to be a new twat?
>>62039175
>its only out in the US/Australia
mong
>>62039213
this isn't true
>>62039310
>I don't understand the fedora meme: the post
Way to go thundercunt
>>62039290
:) C====3
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>Every single diesel bmw on jewbay has a million billion miles
>the prime minister should be elected but not the monarch
absolutely retarded
ask me anything
>>62039392
fuck off paki cunt
>>62039399
Are you Christian? This is a Christian thread.
>>62039353
Fedoras are contrarian cunts
>>62039399
are you a gypsy?
>>I don't understand the fedora meme: the post
>>62039422
What the fuck is contrarian about being Catholic you gibbering retard.
Stupid fucking prick
This is Britain, being anything other than an Agnostic or a casual Anglican makes you a massive fucking fedora.
open tabs tbqh
>>62039420
Religion is for faggots
>>62039426
"no"
>>62039448
umm god isn't actually real mate
>>62039327
>Sovereign Grant 2016-17 = £42.8m
>Crown Estate profits 2016 = £304.1 m
Now shut the fuck up
>>62039465
hahahahha
keep mansplaining out of /brit/
>>62039448
>What is contrarian about going against the state religion of Britain, anglicism.
>>62039465
this
>>62039465
this
Breggzit
>>62039510
People are leaving the CofE in FUCKING DROVES.
The One True Church thrives year after year.
Fuck off.
>Japan's Emperor Akihito has expressed his desire to abdicate
When is Lizzy making her announcement?
>>62039481
you don't know how much is spent on the upkeep of the palaces, safety, events etc.
it's well known the monarchy loses us money, that's why they keep the finances from the public
>>62039399
Ce cauti aici """romanule"""? Du-te si mulge vaca.
MEDIIIIIICC
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/753263347987050496
reckon i could knock out any 1 of you mugs in a fight
bought a suit in the Reiss sale
>>62039562
el-oh-el
>>62039572
Haha epick :)
>The One True Church thrives year after year.
>Fuck off.
why did the queen take power instead of prince phillip?
thought it went kings then queens
>>62039465
I will convert /brit/ to the Holy Faith
>>62039500
It's pathetic isn't it. Watching secularists hi-5 each other for their tolerance and smug laidbackness.
>>62039631
Why didn't you take power instead?
>>62039540
all churches are the same in that they are wrong
11 is my best lads
http://www.higherlowergame.com/
>>62039465
all of our suffering in this world begins with a judgement
if we could suspend the judgement process we would live eternally in bliss
>>62039586
aight
update: still a virgin
Prime Minister May
lol
>Catholics
>In Britain
>>62039663
wasn't in a position to take power to be perfectly honest
I make sure to wank only to Christian traps
>>62039672
same, first try
you limeys are fucking atrocious
>Why yes as a matter of fact I DO worship a paedophile who lives in Italy even though my religion literally says not to worship anyone but god
>>62039562
And how much money/prestige/tourism do these diplomatic and social dos generate for the UK?
A fucking lot. We can negotiate entire trade deals because some African president gets to shake HM's hand. Think of her as a diplomat and civil servant. She has a job to do and it's fucking hard and she directly helps this country. She works harder than the PM. She's probably the hardest-working octogenarian in the country. What have you contributed to this country?
i'm a deist
neither atheism nor organised religion appeal to me or make any logical sense
Is she PM yet or are we still PMless?
>MD3scMjJ2MGW1U-I1CS9hw-wide.jpg
>>62039773
>i believe everything i'm told the post
you've never worked a day in your life have you?
try living in the real world fella
>>62039732
You fucked up
Now you have to wait for her to abdicate
>>62039752
just got 14
>>62039809
ungrateful arrogant twat
post mamrostes
>>62039792
It's official
United Queendom
Reminder that people will look back and laugh at your country for having a fucking queen in 2016.
Mockery of a country.
If you're going to be Christian in Britain, why would you choose any other religion than the religion that states Britain is the best, our monarch is sent by god, and brits are gods chosen people?
NEW MEME
>>62039771
We don't worship the Pope you deluded fucking moron. Anf FYI the Church has done more than everyone to combat the fucking pedos. Everyone
If the Queen was a bit younger would you let her dominate you sexually? She is a queen and you are her royal subject after all...
>>62039921
haitiANUS nigger
Nottinghamshire police to count wolf-whistling in street as a hate crime
spent 190 quid today lads
bought some new sneakers and some pokecoins
>>62039948
yes
>>62039896
Do you think we care what some fat yank fuck thinks about us?
>>62039915
>pedos
Ah yes that explains it
FOY
>>62039854
>believing in things with no evidence
the monarchy is cucking you and you support it lol
>>62039885
Nice
>2 women pms
very progressive
>>62039955
but muslims making their wives sit in small rooms and not leave the house isn't misogyny
very impressive
>>62039948
I'd let anything female and not-completely-disgusting sexually dominate me at this point
>>62039896
>Calls us for having a nice, ceremonial lady who loves the country and rises above politics, carry out some tradition
>Gets to vote between a Bush family, a Clinton family and a spray tan billionaire
HMmm
first go
>Nicola Sturgeon told major City firms on Wednesday that Scotland would welcome jobs being shifted from London, Sky News learns.
why is she such a silmey cunt
*kisses your hand*
>>62040020
real chin stroker
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8UlcbkS2cQ
'Theresa May hates the police service'
- Peter Kirkham, former Met Police officer
Thinking of going trveling lads. I'm looking at Japan, Taiwan and Cambodia for a week each. Anyone been before?
>>62040041
m'lady
>>62039905
strongly forces you to contemplate.
>PSG literally losing to West Brom
>Ligue 1 football
Who has to be the next England manager to continue the meme magic lads?
>>62039905
you can just tell her nappy is full to the brim with scutter
>>62040079
Gonna nonce some kids lad?
>>62040079
So your going on a sex tour. In that case can't miss Thailand.
Was I being memes earlier or to Australians actually call crisps 'chips'?
We need to smash paganism. It is an insidioud and unGodly ideology that pervades British culture and is responsible for its most nefarious practices.
>>62040129
David Cameron obviously.
We need to smash christianity. It is an insidioud and unGodly ideology that pervades British culture and is responsible for its most nefarious practices.
>>62040033
Used to respect the SNP, not because I agree with them, but because they were very principled.
Now I can't stand them. Literally, 'look at me I'm everything that hates England', the party
>LPG converted
Literally why the flying fuck would you do this?
See so many fucking performance cars "LPG converted", why would you buy a performance car to LOWER it's horsepower by 20%? Buy a fucking diesel you poverty wanker.
>>62039988
There are quatifiable benefits mate. There's no reason arguing with twats like you because you have a chip on your shoulder and nothing I say will change your mind
At this exact moment, and for the next few minutes, the UK doesn't have a Prime Minister
>>62040195
innit blud so many paigans about on road got manz all shook
>>62040205
Larry the Cat as Assistant Coach?
Are Nige
>>62040246
That's wrong you retard
Spic kids popped the lock on my project car and stole the change from my ashtray again
Gonna run an extension cord from an exterior outlet and rig it up to shock them at the door handle in case they come back.
>>62040246
*runs into 10 downing street*
Bagsy!
ahh yes
>>62040268
>Are
surely you mean Our?
Which country do you think it's easiest to nonce kids in?
>>62039905
>MAY: If you do not change of your own accord, we will impose change on you.
- To British police
What did she mean by this?
When will Italy and Span just give up?
Wait, Buckingham Palace is in London? Where the fuck is it?
>>62040300
lol welcome!
>>62040228
Lower energy density, but boosted LPG cars can make more power than petrol and dat 60p/l
>>62040304
England if you're a Tory MP.
got called a nigger in waitrose
called a yank nigger in waitrose
>>62040268
Its only due to a weakened pound, plus the FTSE250 is far more representative.
>may is now the prime minister
feels a bit weird
>>62040380
why?
>>62040358
>but boosted LPG cars can make more power
LPG literally lowers your horsepower by 20% mate
>>62040403
>voted out
Spacker
>>62040417
don't trust her one bit to be honest
i have good instincts about this type of thing
>>62040358
what does forced induction have to do with shitty fuel?
>Female PM
Dad just went into a coma shouting not again
>car enthusiasts
Wow. Bin yourselves already.
any of the following:
slags
tights
??
>>62040288
>iphone 7 6 million searches
>state surveillance 60,000 searches
lel
>>car enthusiasts
>Wow. Bin yourselves already.
un gatto gay
>kpop enthusiasts
Wow. Bin yourselves already.
>>62040403
nice biro you pleb
>president of israel just posted this
>>62040319
>>62040077
She does, and rightly so. She took a very hard line on the police service, insulting them at their annual conference and they responded with jeers. Afterwards, inquiries into Hillsborough and the Rotherham rape gangs (remember whem the police tried to cover this up for fear of being called racist?) were released.
kek Scotland you're going nowhere
Going out and I'm going to buy:
> parma ham
> beer
> vodka
> some more parma ham
and I'm going to be a happy boy
>Female PM
>Black president
>Muslim mayor of most important city in the world
Why are Jews so discriminated against in positions of power?
feel very tired until I have a drink
country's gone down the shitter thanks to brexit
are you happy now
>>62040451
are your spidey senses tingling?
>those lefty twats shouting in the background
>>62040510
>>62040579
buy me some x
lads, In uni there's this girl who I found out likes anime and that she wants to be with me but I don't want to contract autism. I heard she wears something called "spats" I have no clue what this is. Please help, should I give it a go?
>>62040591
I don't think Rorke is capable of happiness
>>62040554
creasing at this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1WVH8FxfMVg
>>62040573
#1 has an irl coolface
Me Phillip May
>>62040606
>that cleavage
Should I be sexually attracted to this? Because I am.
>>62040527
aha
>>62040604
that's one way of putting it yes
>>62039481
>>Crown Estate profits 2016 = £304.1 m
These don't come from the queen's contribution. it's controlled and administered by the government . it's the govern who are responsible for creating those profits even if technical the profits belong to the queen.
>>62040618
Do it
Get that 3 incher some love
>>62040615
only if you suck my willy
speech was a bit shit desu
>>62040554
oyyyy veyyyyyyyyylmao
>>62040677
bloody racist
>>62040667
hmmm tantalising offer x
>>62040588
how does one find "k-pop" appealing? or get in to it
>>62039896
how to become bresident :DDD of unided stades of ameriga :DDD
option 1: pander to jobless white imbecile runts from your gigantic glass tower
option 2: pander to jobless brown genderqueer pansexual atheists from out your political dynasty
hmm yes, very reasonable approach to democracy surely no future civilisations will EVER question the unquestionably meritocratic nature of American democracy