edition #1459
where's the tour du britain going to take place lads?
damn.........
it really makes you THINK
it feels like when you're on the computer and there's someone behind you watching you do you don't really know what to do
made a nice fort lads :D
me in the distance vaping
Car paint shops absolutely hate me. Not only can I notice the slightest difference in shade, I notice different luster, paint depth and light reflectivity.
And only perfection will do.
BREAKING: Philip Hammond is the Chancellor
>they must know the problems that my brother's had
did tim's brother also succumb to the same fate?
the janitor is a fucking ni...ce guy?
>>62043545
You are paranoid as shit bro
I'm behind a corporate proxy come at mr
gonna break mummys good delph
>>62043604
>>62043621
Is that ginger fuck at it again?
>inb4 yanks on /pol/ think this is a legal binding leaflet
>>62043604
>>62043621
before you nonces fall for it
/pol/ is behind this prank
I will never understand the point of Vehicle Excise Duty (Car tax).
It doesn't pay for upkeep of the roads since those are paid for by the council, and hence some from your council tax.
VED goes into the central government tax pot and is just a scam to steal more money from us.
Starving hehe, might have a post-dinner meal ;)
>>62043604
JANNIES GONNA FREAK
>>62043659
false
it's been raining all fucking day
all i wanted to do was be autistic and catch virtual monsters
>>62043710
okay haha x
>>62043693
say your prayers kiddo
>>62043599
Who is Tim
I drink at least one, but usually two, pints of beer every day - with lunch and with dinner - and have done so consistently for the past year or two.
Could I be an alcoholic?
You can get banned for assisting with the doxxing of an individual?
Or are the mods and janny on a tear?
>>62043743
FONT
>>62043722
sunny over here laddo ,':^]
>>62043743
what a newfag!
right guys? haha
>>62043762
they're on a mad tear
>already had a 200g bag of M&Ms today
>had a lot of chocolate this week too
>want some biscuits
Odds go any buy some
Evens don't
Zero shitpost forever
>>62043693
K-E-K-
Why are we the only country in Europe where the youth is pro-EU? Why are our 18-24 year olds such cucks?
>>62043777
haha nice one, you're definitely one of us
>>62043761
I drink half a bottle of vodka every night, I think you're alright for now
Will Scotland, Northern Ireland, Gibraltar and Cornwall have referendum?
>>62043761
that image is horrifying
>>62043761
yeah pretty much
Why though? Can't get a buzz of f that and it's bad for you.
who is ML (the one who must not be named)
trying to find the messi libertarian picture does anyone have it? if not i will have to make it from scratch i suppose
>>62043806
how old are you ?
>>62043767
I see him mentioned but I don't know who he is
From what I've gathered, he has paranoia and makes youtube videos and also he hates the dentist.
I want to be educated.
> Turn on the TV to see it while I have dinner.
> This on TV.
> I literally vomit.
>>62043784
How many /brit/lads got banned over the last few threads?
Why don't you brush your teeth?
>>62043818
course pal
Free Kernow init
>>62043481
Don't come to Bulgaria. It is a horrible place. Bulgarians are brown and will beat you up or shoot you down.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kuxksNkmFiw
REST IN PEACE
when i talk to others online i'm never entirely sure if i'm being sincere or not
>no farage spam
>no kpop spam
new brit era desu
just had sex and came 3 times in a row AMA
>>62043879
countless
it's a goddamn holocaust
What will Boris get?
Why doesnt everyone evade their ban?
>>62043907
you taking the piss m8?
>>62043880
here's your attention lad
>>62043860
he's off his bloody rocker!!
>>62043922
They probably don't have a dynamic IP, most proxies are already banned
>>62043908
6am to 6pm is kpop time
>>62043868
ok, well the reason is not everyone is the same, they have different lives and decided you were wrong on this matter, assuming you are probrexit. Overall they were proved wrong as it turns out but nonetheless, people make choices based on their lives up to that point. At 22 you should be a bit more grown up about it but /brit/ does attract the late developers.
>>62043914
Culture probably
If he gets Home Secretary I'll eat shit
>>62043914
a swift kick to the bollocks
>>62043927
static IP
Boris will be Minister for Culture, Media and Sport
Screencap this
>literally darth vader as the chancellor
say bye bye to your bennies!
>>62043922
Are you saying you've somehow evaded yours?
>>62043929
works every time :^)
>>62043911
*pours one out for the homies*
aaaah yes, VERY impressive
Do you think he realises his status as a mene?
>>62043973
>Vader
>Not Sheev
it's treason, then
>>62043880
>>62043951
Spoofing you MAC will force your isp to give you a new ip.
>>62043996
tbf ive never willingly read any Shakespeare and dont intend to so idc
>>62043837
I like the taste.
I don't understand how people can drink beer to get drunk in any case, I'd start getting tipsy at my fifth or sixth but that's five or six pints of liquid and my idea of a fun evening doesn't involve going to the loo for a pee several times.
>>62044007
we've linked him here multiple times
don't think he gives a fuck
Lads, should I:
a) go back to school and pursue a bachelors in computer science (can do for free or at very little cost to me) and still not make any real money yet
OR
b) try to land a job as a trucker and "make $60,000 in your first year!" with a company that will pay to put me through CDL school if I work for them for at least 1 year
???
Car selling pet peeves:
>Hi will you take (Half of asking price)
>>62043922
Virgin media gives you a static IP
>>62043914
crossing my fingers that all he gets is his pants pulled down while are theresa mocks is sub par genetalia 2bh
>>62043996
What
Is this
It makes me want to die.
>>62043806
it's nothing to do with the people, it's everything to do with the remain campaign
the remain campaign was shite, but all it did was paint the leave campaign as entirely xenophobic racists who hate muslims, want to kill all nonwhites, live on benefits and are chavs
so the young people who didn't do much research instantly thought "oh shit, i don't want to be a piece of human scum, better vote remain"
i voted remain personally, but that's why a lot of people voted remain, and it's also why leave won. because the remain campaign shamed anyone who was poor or had genuine nonracist issues with immigration
would you george osbourne's wife?
>>62044040
>implying most people know how to do that
Everyone just resets their router.
>>62043897
people who hate nige should watch this
he really does seem like a solid lad
>this guy whose phone keeps going off
mat lud
all this wouldn't have happened if you guys just obeyed the rules
>>62044059
just put "price is firm" or "no lowball offers please" in the ad
The BBC are currently filming doctors right outside my house.
Apparently the script called for a rundown shithole.
>>62044054
Ive always considered trucking to be a comfy, masculine job desu
>>62043996
>>62044076
this doesn't represent the youth at all desu. no one will buy this, they will only laugh at it
Might have a 3some with a pair of 5/10 twins lads
Aa good as shagging a 10 right?
>>62044054
Don't truck drivers in Clapistan get paid per mile?
Is lucid dreaming real? If it is, why doesn't everyone do it?
Car buying pet peeves
>Hi I'm interested in the car but it appears to be at double the going rate for that model/year/milage/spec, I'll give you 50% of your asking
>NO OMG FUCK YOU MATEY!
>Wow, calm down mate, just asking.
>>62044095
>that 2000-era nokia ringtone
> George Osbourne quits governement
I'd be mad too if some little cunt Rorkes ruined my fiscal plan
Debating whether I should send the email which will get him fired or not
I'm in real danger of contracting "Car Detailitus". It's main symptoms include: Empty wallets, Anal retentiveness and OCD.
no seriously lads I just had sex 3 times in a row
is that not impressive?
test
>>62044134
>look at advert
>most things look good
>might shoot him a text
>see at the bottom "hablo espanol"
binned, immediately
>>62044159
DO IT
FUCK THE NONCE CUNT
>>62044159
no desu
Really upset at this Theresa May thing, might leave the Tory party. What am I paying £25 for?
>>62044134
Car buying pet peeve
>advertised as excellent condition
>go to see car
>every panel keyed
>three flat, bald tyres
>cigarette burns in seat
Waste of two hours driving.
>>62044133
in your wildest dreams you couldn't picture a nigger like me
>>62044159
doubt he get fired
>>62044211
Oh I don't know about that...
>>62044159
how would you even get him fired? that one picture isn't enough
>>62044159
Do it lad. Do us all a favour
>>62043897
Great video showing the Greatness of King Farage.
>>62044118
Me too and a lot of the men in my family have done it and liked it. My only hesitation is I won't be able to maintain a relationship (that I don't have anyway) and I'm not sure how long that industry would be around if I decided to make a career out of it
>>62044131
Yea usually it's ~$0.50 per mile or so I think
>>62044228
you're right I'm quite average :\
drinking one of those big bottles of Leffe and pretending it's champagne and i'm a rich banker
>>62044232
he probably went through the archive and found the other times he was talking shit about his fellow employees and such
>>62043547
>>62044159
His stories ass a boss are quite funny but he deserves some shit back once in a while
>>62044159
Fuck yes
Do it
Think about the poor lives he has ruined
just caught a pikagook lads
>>62044059
>>62044258
The tradeoff is that your bosses have a gps on you at all times and if you take too many snack or piss breaks, or even detours, they'll fire you.
>>62044263
In my league then
excellent
Decided I'm not going to, probably too far. Not stopping anyone else though.
>>62044258
>Yea usually it's ~$0.50 per mile or so I think
That means driving 330 miles a day every day for a year to make $60,000
>>62044159
do it
And what gift a dwarf ask of the elves?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36781990
>Marvel has killed off The Hulk's human alter ego Bruce Banner in its latest comic.
>During that time, a Korean-American teenage genius named Amadeus Cho has taken over as the new human alter-ego of The Hulk.
D I V E R S I T Y
>>62043996
Which character is the guy who spams banterhands?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/labour-party-leadership-contest-vote-jeremy-corbyn-new-members-momentum-vote-avoid-paying-25-fee-a7133851.html
>More than 100,000 new Labour Party members must pay a £25 fee to take part in the upcoming leadership election vote.
>There are, however, a number of ways to avoid the fee, which currently is an obstacle to around 20 per cent of the membership who joined the party after 12 January.
>Firstly, people can join the Unite union as a community member, paying 50p a week until becoming an affiliate member by 8 August. This would allow members or anyone interested, including students and the unemployed, to vote in the upcoming election.
>Secondly, if you are black, Asian or belong to an ethnic minority, you would be eligible to vote in the election after paying £5 for a two-year membership of BAME Labour.
>If you are LGBT, you could gain a say in the leadership election if you join LGBT Labour for £8 a year.
>Alternatively, you could join Scientists for Labour for a concession rate of £5 to vote.
kpop lad if you're still about
want a game of chess?
https://lichess.org/Ybs9HQ1b
There are multiple /brit/ kpop posters 2bh
>he drives around listening to kpop and eurobeat
>>62044342
Well yea, the job mainly consists of driving
>>62044359
And it'll be back to Bruce in the next run
Reboots, reboots, reboots
>>62044370
There is about 5
>>62044359
oh no not muh comics!!
>>62044364
>White working class people must pay more to join the LABOUR party
This is why they lost.
>>62044335
him not being able to gimmick post is good enough
>>62044382
kek'd at this
Eurobeat is definitely K-pop tier.
>>62044394
kpop and jpop are different though
>>62044390
I don't think you realise how much driving that is. Add in traffic, fuel stops, rest stops, time spent loading/unloading you're looking at at least 12 hours a day every day to make the kind of money advertised.
really makes you think
Ah yes very good
>>62044436
There is about 4 then
>kpop and jpop are different though
which one of you lads was it?
>>>/mu/66378577
>>62044436
Kyaryfag spotted
>not liking eurobeat
UK pls go
>>62044498
wrong
Boris is foreign secretary
>yanks
are new Prime Minister
>>62044513
>Geychelles
>>62044519
go ahead and fuck off lad
>>62044513
A FUCKING HOMOSEXUAL SUNSHINE
>>62044079
Even without the campaigns people thought along those lines
Young people grew up in the EU and it has brought them benefits, that's why they want to stay
>>62044503
>I sit around thinking of ways to fedorapost
What is it with female leaders and being complete cunts?
>>62044513
pay tax
>BoJo foreign secretary
ahh yes, very good
>>>/fa/11511037
who did this
>>62044556
looks quite handsome without the hat i'd imagine
>>62044513
Who
The fuck
Are you
>>62044547
umm, no?
>>62044531
Back story: she actually had this as a business idea and tried to sell piercings for animals.
>>62044521
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
>>62044531
fuckin ell
Boris is foreign secretary
>>62044513
are you a muslim?
I wonder how Alison and Michael are this evening
>>62044159
Who is he desu?
I'm not up on the latest brit memes
>>62044576
Good references
>>62044576
most likely you
>Sorry, this content isn't available at the moment
david cameron is england manager
>>62044608
why do you post this here when only two other people here share your odd obsession? don't dodge the question or reply with "le why u mad lmao"
>>62044598
P O R T U G A L
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>>62044195
>being a member of the Tories
Oh wow
just setting up my 4chan lads x
Voice like a cat fight
ugly as puke
who could ever marry
a female gook?
>Boris Johnson is foreign secretary
lel
>>62044672
The kpoop/politics spammer
>>62044725
lol Gideon didn't even get that
>>62044759
>George Osborne was sacked. Theresa May told him she didn't want him in her Cabinet.
>>62044714
4chan x?
I really think about this picture every day. Every time I see a walking male, every time I think about a motorway, every time somebody mentions Dublin, every time somebody asks about the weather, every time I walk my dog, every time somebody mentions the desire to be a hockey coach, every time somebody says they're tired, every time somebody mentions New York, every time somebody mentions boards.ie.
Holy shit. It's a part of me now. This scene is walking towards me, and taking over my brain must have been what the rest of its day it did. Of course, Bravo Kevin you're a real human being and 190cm master race. I don't know what to do anymore. I wake up in the middle of the night and immediately yell COLD OUT! I just can't help it. Every dream I can remember for the past good 2 hours has had to do with this fucking picture. Even if it's just the faintest sound of his footsteps. Oh my God. Please save me. Somebody. My life is giving out. Hate it.
>>62044714
lmao I have seven 4chans she couldn't backtrace me even with the help of cyber police
>>62044702
you do sound slightly mad though
>>62044772
Maybe Jeremy Hunt will follow
Two people who the general public do not like
>>62044772
Bitch
Georgey boy is literally the only good guy left
Really regret joining Team Instinct. Haven't even seen one gym controlled by >us so far.
are Theresa
Amebr Rudd is home secretary
>when you ask the NHS for a sooner appointment than next year
>>62044789
>dodges the question
kek
>>62044456
It takes 12.5 hours to drive from my city (Richmond VA) to Memphis, TN (other end of 1 state over) at 824.5 miles
Regardless, my last job was usually 12-14 hours of manual labor and commercial furniture assembly. Driving a truck to drop off a trailer or sit while someone else unloads it (which I used to do) sounds like cake 2bh.
>>62044811
which legendary bird represents instinct
AMBER Rudd is one of the female MPs tipped for a promotion as Theresa May moves to create a more feminist cabinet.
>more feminist cabinet.
ok brexit was a bit of a mistake
>>62044803
The general public don't like may
Or Hammond who looks like the slimiest physics teacher ever
british women in politics ordered by sex appeal
1. Ruth davidson
2. the Queen
3. Theresa May
4. Nicola Sturgeon
.
999. kate middleton
>>62044811
I'm considering joining them, i've noticed they haven't held many gyms where I live
>>62044836
zapdos
>>62044821
WHAT - okay yeah fine whatever
>another woman in charge of immigration
>why yes, I am an integral and devout member of Team Instinct
thoughts?
>>62044851
Where's Are Priti?
>>62044829
doesn't matter what answer I give you, you'll still sperge out regardless.
>>62044845
Oh shit just realised something
James 'Theresa' May
Richard 'Phillip' Hammond
Who is clarkson?
>>62044822
got a really good feeling about this picture
what's the story behind it?
>>62044811
Team Mystic is the one to go with 2bh
>>62044920
jezza himself
>playing pokemon go
You cant even battle
Whats the fucking point
>>62044874
>zapdos
that's okay then
>>62044902
What shall he hunt in the red deserts?
>Team Instinct is lead by Spark and their mascot is the equally dishevelled legendary bird Zapdos. Spark’s motto is to trust your instincts and your pokémon, so if that sounds like you, then he’s your man.
>Blanche heads up the blue team and she’s all about wisdom. The mascot is the plump Articuno. If a logical and academic approach describes your chosen method of worldly interactions, you might want to join their ranks.
>The inimitable Team Valor is awash with the colour of their fiery passions. The red team is lead by Candela and is driven by the urge to the very best, and although she’s super keen on things like power and strength, she’s a well-adjusted young woman and definitely not a sociopath. Our mascot is the fancy-looking Moltres.
>>62044902
>Ireland put a man on Mars before the UK even got to the moon
Are you lads even trying?
>>62044931
Jezza Corbyn?
>>62044912
hideous bitch
>>62044845
Yes, doubt Hammond will be much different to Osborne anyway.
He thinks the 2008 crash wasn't the bank's fault
Me and your mum
is pretty paki getting a job
>>62044836
le spiky yellow electric one
>>62044874
I think they're the least popular team. I just want to train at a gym without all my pokebabies getting KO'd instantly :c
> Bojo is foreign secretary
heh
>>62044919
go on then, try to give a reasonable answer as to why you feel the need to spam the thread with gooks
or is it because "you're le mad lol"
>>62044920
BoJo desu
>>62044963
If it was moltres I'd have had to shake my head a little
>Veteran Eurosceptic David Davis, who lost to David Cameron in the 2005 Tory leadership contest, is the latest MP to walk up Downing Street ignoring reporters' questions.
>>62044960
what happens if you throw rock at lion
does he get blue balls??
not trying to be edgy but theresa does look like maggie's corpse
listening to "hot hits uk" on spotify
>>62044960
reminder that lions and tigers can produce fertile offspring
>>62044811
yay!
another Roy and his boys fan :3
Fallon remains defence minister
>>62044988
naa I'm alright thank you
i'll look forward to our chat tomorrow
>>62044958
*gestures towards a giant cauldron filled with boiling broth*
Right ho, jump on in, up and at 'em, let's go, get a move on
*hopes you notice the cauldron is marked "Bender Boiler"*
david davis is gonna be the brexit minister lads
liam fox is getting something too
>>62045032
Listening to my Discover Weekly for this week
>>62044829
You're firedd
>>62045053
kek, you can't even explain to yourself why you're doing it
>>62045043
Lot of cute twinks there
>Teresa may is PM
ah yes time for 4chan to require credit card details to access.
