bridge edition
>>62046900
spoiler that whale
>>62046900
fuck off matt
praying for OP
>>62046909
Still not even as much as physical contact with a woman
>>62046900
that's my surf broad actually lad
the so-called 4chan
>>62046977
sorry Nigel, can't worm your way back into the Tory party
so what's this all about May being the new president of the UK?
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
POWER MUSIC ELECTRIC REVIVAL
Anyone ever used the dating app Once?
Literally one fucking match, what the fuck do women want again
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The more I understand the normies the more they understand me.
Getting worried.
>>62047081
just use tinder like a normal fucking person
nice to see hotpocketman is cracking down on gook spammers
what's next? weebs?
Might go to Sizewell and see if Zapdos is there
>>62046887
Would like to see a return of the bridge gimmick
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>>62047081
There'll be some programme built in to assure that the munters (ie. you) get put in with the dogs.
Don't waste your time.
*bides my time to post till midway through the thread to maximise (You) potential*
>>62046900
care to explain what rule was broken here?
>>62047159
wahey good post
>>62047159
My mother is a saint
is the jannying this strict 24/7?
>>62047160
idk sometimes they're fit, sometimes they're minging. i usually skip the minging ones.
>>62047099
good advice
>>62047162
The most freshly plucked (You)'s taste the sweetest.
We are all runts on his farm
Just like on of my /brit/anese pastas
>>62047162
have a free one chum :)
>>62047173
That janny is a prude faggot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsJLLEwUYZM
outrageous choon
>>62047200
It's just an overreaction to the shitstorm from earlier.
>>62047200
morning /brit/ is far more comfier with less moderation.
hmm yes... well it says here...
*checks file*
yes, it appears that i need a poo
imagine being a long haul pilot for an airline that only hires fit cabin crew (like emirates). you'd get your pick of them every night.
>>62047248
>faggot
fuck off yank
Fallen in love with a girl who isn't my waifu lads.
Gonna swoop on that F2P mech game on PS4 lads
Used to love Mechwarrior back in the day
have learnt that there is nothing to redeem the west midlands
>>62047061
>This is
>The slowest country
>
>
>
>
>in the world
doing a depressing POF browse
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=121128055
>>62047349
what kind of runt actually thinks like this though
> haha yes I am the pilot that means I get to shag all the females haha yes definitely this is how it works
are you 12 or braindamaged or what? can't work it out
I bet you're the type of person who unironically browses adultwork
Famine.
Ooh yeah, famine.
Its really bad yeah, famine.
Oohh ohhh yeah, famine.
Especially at Christmas time
just got back from giving out my cv in another town lads
one of the barmaids definitely fancied me
alright lads, which one?
matthew the west mids kpop twat
or
callum the west mids grime twat
>Rumours of Rees-Mogg to be the leader of the House of Commons
>>62047349
>get on a flight
>fat stewardess in my section
worst feel
>take something out of freezer
>fingers smell like fish
>scratch my balls
>have a cheeky sniff
i imagine this is the smell of pure sex
>>62047415
I know an air hostess and she's told me what it's like. She's shagged a few pilots as well.
Bozza
>>62047576
>All these desperate liberals clasping at straws
brexit minister literally doesn't understand how the EU works lads
>kpop posting is allowed in all the other generals.
Ahh yes.
got some sausages on the grill
(note: one of these sausages is in fact my penis)
>>62047627
sounds unpleasant
>>62047576
That's a pretty awful poem desu
>>62047576
Fuck's sake, I knew he'd talked shite about Obama but I completely forgot about this
>>62047627
get it off before you hurt yourself mate xx
>>62047627
grilling some meatballs while you're at it?
>>62047651
for you
>Osbourne has resigned from the Cabinet
Oh snap.
>I have opinions on politics
ever wonder why you're all virgins?
>>62047714
Splendid
I've got something in my front pocket for you
Why don't you reach on in my pocket and see what it is?
>>62047735
i don't know who's the president of my own country and i'm still a virgin
>>62047621
what the fuck is poland manufacturing 3 billion pounds of
Dad's a madman lads.
(M is my dad)
why does theresa may always show so much cleavage? it genuinely makes me uncomfortable
>>62047779
Pretentious twat BTFO by Johanssonson
accidentally /brit/ posted in a thread about languages haha
everyone's favourite relative ooncle mez just released a new ep
give it a listen and support ooncle
https://soundcloud.com/mezyeah/sets/mez-x-davinche-m1-ep
>>62047766
WOW. Thanks mister!
>>62047735
am well keen on politics and have a gf actually so umm nice try sweetheart :) x
>>62047766
then grab onto it, it's just for you
give a little squeeze and say how do you do
George Osborne: Resigns as chancellor
Philip Hammond: Moves from foreign secretary to chancellor
Boris Johnson: Foreign secretary
Amber Rudd: Moves from energy secretary to home secretary
David Davis: Secretary for exiting the EU
Liam Fox: International trade secretary
Michael Fallon: Stays as defence secretary
>Boris in chage of foreign relations
>ww3 imminent
>>62047820
she's such a tease, our theresa x
>>62047811
>M is my dad
big man ting, whats his problem today?
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>>62047811
both prime runts
>>62047781
aircraft parts i think
*sees you at house party*
*talks to you all night*
*eventually kisses you*
haha lads all in a nights work x
could never live in a tall building lads. wouldn't trust the mongs living beneath me to not set the building on fire
>people moaning about the people in charge of the country
>people thinking Corbyn and his comrades could do a better job with the state they're in
>>62047872
we are still a member of the european union
how long until they get bored of the eu content gimmick
>>62047872
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pirate scumbags......
>>62047872
can anyone tell me what it's supposed to say?
friendly reminder that if your facebook posts don't on average net double digit likes girls will see you as a creepy weirdo
>>62047863
howling at this post
>>62047875
c:
>>62047811
hahaha i'm laughing just imagining it
So what's this ol' mirth gimmick then
>>62047945
great post welcome to the thread!
>>62047945
post your poncho you fuck
>>62047916
just buy a parachute
There's a Philip at Buckingham Palace, a Philip at No 10, and a Philip at No 11.
Go us!
>>62047943
fuck off
Good riddance, Dave. Take that cunt Jezza Hunt with you.
Useless twats
>>62047922
Jeddah Tower is now 180m high, about 18% of it's final height.
Need someone to massage my bare bum, can pay in kisses.
>She helped to find extras for the film Four Weddings and a Funeral for which she was credited as the "aristocracy co-ordinator", and appeared briefly in one of the church scenes in the film.[8][2]
New Home Secretary.
why does the burrito muncher always call us pirates lads? never heard anyone else use it as an insult. it's like he doesn't know pirates are cool.
>twats
ahahahahaa those pirate words are weird
going to Bed soon lol
the Day goes so fast when you have a Job doesnt It
do miss my lazy neet Days but at least theres a Bit more Structure now
>>62048024
what's the point of building a 1km tower?
http://thetab.com/uk/2016/07/13/i-will-never-date-younger-boy-8265
PUT THE NORMIES ON THE CROSS
>>62047811
Why do only middle aged people text like retards?
>never heard anyone else use it as an insul
go to spain or argentina
what are you lads reading at the moment?
Theresa May is my waifu I've decided lads. REALLY liking her cabinet.
The harassment of women is now a hate crime in Nottingham, where Notts police became the first police force in the country to make such a move. Nottinghamshire Police now classifies misogyny among other hate crimes, such as those based on someone’s gender identity or race.
Abuse or harassment such as cat-calling, wolf-whistling, unwanted sexual advances and the use of mobile phones to send or take photos without permission will now be regarded as a misogyny hate crime, which the force defined as “Incidents against women that are motivated by an attitude of a man towards a woman and includes behaviour targeted towards a woman by men simply because they are a woman.”
this poo's just not coming out is it
>>62048058
get out of here pirate
>>62048042
kneading needed
>>62048081
arabs have tiny willys
>>62048063
already in bed lad. going to be asleep by 10.
also your random capitalisation makes my 'tism flare
>>62048103
your mums tramp stamp while I'm shagging her
Is anyone else scared for Poleaboo?
He's saying his liver hurts, that's one of the side effects of the medication he's taking.
The kid is going to die unless someone helps him
>>62048103
weird question
>>62048103
this post!
>>62048081
because they can. that's basically it.
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>>62048122
you are a spastic twat
>>62048136
Not really, no
evening boys
>>62048103
the tao te ching
might take up reading and do that for an hour a night before going to bed lads
what are some good books
haven't read shit for like 6 years, probably more
>>62048024
would be really funny if someone flew a plane into it
congratulations!
you have new foreign minister!
I'm sure he will be taken seriously!
>>62048140
>>62048139
>>62048135
xDDDD le funny memes
we used to have interesting discussions in these threads. sick of this place
>>62048103
wittgeinsteins poker
>>62048004
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>>62048103
motley crue's autobiography. not into celeb books but it's the nuts desu
>>62048176
evening
>>62048157
what am I looking at?
>>62048133
it's me new Gimmick Lad
i've decided to start capitalising all Nouns (but not Pronouns)
>>62048162
memes aside, he really is going to die unless someone calls the police or something
>>62048161
not comfortable with this role reversal
>>62048180
The Dictionary
>>62048191
Still do, and memes have always been here alongside them.
>>62048196
fuck you no era penal
>>62048185
don't even know who the finnish prime minister is let alone the foreign minister
feels good to be the most relevant nation in europe
>>62048209
Fredposting.
is the EU raiding this thread?
What's a respectable amount of time before Cameron is given his Life Peerage?
>>62048210
memes aside I hope he dies 2bh
>>62048209
>i've decided to start capitalising all Nouns (but not Pronouns)
like a german?
>>62048184
I wish this had crashed into the twin towers instead of a shitty 767
>>62048208
Stock exchange valuations
>>62048103
Just finished Hitch-22 *tips*
>>62048191
Fine I'm reading World Order by Kissinger
now fuck off
>>62048234
this is a decent post.
>>62048231
>relevant
or laughing stock?
got a quite good idea for a new gimmick
>>62048210
Yes, I know.
>>62048209
bit isn't a noun
>>62048203
how do
the venezuelan opposition is filled of fags and mercenaries LOL
>>62048180
120 days of sodom
>>62048253
edgy
He has 2 months until he goes to jail, I really hope your country is better at dealing with inmates health issues than mine is
>>62048103
Just started Housekeeping by Marilynne Robinson
>>62048253
that's a bit mean
>>62048280
Fredposting.
3D? Not a fan.
>>62048275
you are literally stuck in a sinking ship and we are rowing away on a life raft laughing at you kiddo
>>62048103
the divine comedy
heavy stuff to get through. bit easier than ulysses though.
>>62048319
It isn't
>>62048191
no we didn't
who is fred though
listening to the lord of the rings soundtrack again lads
![1280px-Fred_Dibnah_at_Leighton_Buzzard_in_1985[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5vkmpnD.jpg "1280px-Fred_Dibnah_at_Leighton_Buzzard_in_1985[1].jpg")
>>62048234
*approves*
>>62048304
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/bit#Noun
you ugly Cunt
>>62048319
>He has 2 months until he goes to jail
really? also why do you care? plenty of sick people that deserve far more sympathy than him.
>>62048309
good
u
>>62048330
azuslag? nah, not a fan
>>62048314
AKA your auto-biography
>>62048343
Let's see ;)
time for my daily microdose
>>62048363
Steam engine and chimney stack fetishist
>kiddo
>>62048330
I'm a 2-dimensional girl
>>62048275
>or laughing stock?
t. increasingly nervous union
What is the biggest memefood around at the moment and why is it salted caramel?
>>62048404
what's this la?
>>62048438
It's a syringe
>>62048382
nah lad padraig is correct. in your sentence it was not a noun. an actual potato is better at english than you. for shame.
>>62048438
skag
>>62048438
looks like skag.
>>62048434
salted candy = best candy
>>62048438
a jock
You're all terrible people. Yes, Poleaboo is a bit of a cunt, but he is one of us, we can't just sit idly by while he self destructs.
He had dropped his obsession with the Polish girls but this new obsession with become a girl is even more self destructive.
>>62048383
I've been following his story since last April and. I've spoken to him plenty.
I can relate to his social anxiety and some of his thought processes but most of all no one wants to see someone else die on their doorstep.
don't you all realise that your new PM literally wants to shut down places like this site?
>>62048462
wew lad
>>62048459
hahahahahahahahaha epic nice 1 f︃am
Entering the Gungeon
after careful deliberation, I've come to the conclusion that perfume > kyary.
>>62048275
literally fucking kill yourself right now you fucking piece of trash
>>62048396
I fucking wish
>yes, I am dependent on illegal unregulated narcotics to live my life.
>>62048467
it looks like wee. skag is more solid
Considering starting a Patreon for Poleaboo, we fund him to "keep living".
>>62048486
Fuck off runt sympathizer
>>62048487
No, none of us were aware of that.
>>62047159
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>>62048486
proxy off 'bena
>>62048461
http://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/bit
im actually correct (and correct is an Adjective and not a Noun i'll have you know)
>>62048540
If there were stretch goals I might.
>>62047621
wow better answer that message you fr*cking normie
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>>62048558
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LOL nice meme
>>62048540
I'm going to fund one to have him strangled
>>62048540
If I had a button that if pressed would give Poleaboo a stroke I would push it
>>62048583
>$100 - Don't kill yourself this month
>$500 - Lose your virginity to a hooker
>$1000 - Move out of parents home
>$2000 - Start excersising
>$3000 - Start a small business
>$4000 - Buy a mail order bride
Unfriend Me If I'm Wrong!!!! But All of us have a thousand wishes. To be thinner, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient only has one wish, to kick cancer's butt. I know that 97% of you won't broadcast this, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died, or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, copy and paste.
Feeling it lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ew0TZk0DVks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodWW-1YEQc
>>62048617
>>62048614
Do you cunts seriously not understand how close he is to dying?
How can you be so detached?
theresa may's britain, everyone.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eodWW-1YEQc
>>62048673
i would pay him to kill himself
>>62048592
how do you know that's a message you disgusting normie
>>62048612
thank you I worked hard on it
>>62048434
Southern BBQ pulled pork
>>62048673
Nah
£1 - Acknowledge your rank hypocrisy, drop the kindly victim facade, apologise, leave forever
>>62048694
*unfriends you*
>>62048713
>>62048701
>>62048482
Are you a dentist that works part-time by any chance?
>>62048710
I enjoy it, and besides, he's a paki
>>62048721
mmmm karen....
>>62048728
you are welcome
http://metro.co.uk/2016/07/13/theresa-mays-husband-steals-the-show-in-sexy-navy-suit-as-he-starts-new-life-as-first-man-6005294/
haha it's funny because he's like a man and like the papers usually comment on the wife haha funny
>>62048721
delete this
>>62048701
The plot thickens. The dentist is defiantly part of this.
>>62048762
>Dentist
poleaboo can't leave before the trial i've been waiting months for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s8wPu8-wemM
>>62048763
But he knows he is inferior for being a paki, he longs for out respect.
Can't be doing with this fucking oik activity
going around shouting uuuuggghhaaaaa
daddy killed my pet snail
>>62048824
I preferred you when you were a cunt, this is just pathetic
>>62048803
are you the original squidposter that lost all of his squids?
Reckon I wouldn't be missed if I died.
>>62048841
kill him
>>62048697
i don't quite get slow and calm music. where is the hook?
It's impossible to have a proper conversation in /brit/
You all seem to just post random shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDk8ezErye0
ah yes
>>62048803
delete yourself
>>62048859
If this is pakiboo then correct
If not, I'd miss you
>>62048804
The face of a master bilker
>>62048864
cold out
>>62048862
Have you seen the film?
3D women eh? Not a fan myself, per se.
>>62048887
ohh my dick :s
>>62048864
need you out of business sunshine
>>62048862
having an attention span longer than a second
>>62048694
aka
"I know someone who has cancer or has died from it, please give me extra attention due to this"
>>62048910
yes, although i barely remember it
>>62048804
*definitely
for God's sake man
