96 wasn't enough edition
>>62035610
you're not funny arsehold you know that?
*whispers*
oi lads my willy's hard
Going to exclusively wank to that big lipped chav slag from now on
police bantality
>>62035640
?taht wonk uoy dlohesra ynnuf ton er'uoy
This J.Crew order is taking ages to arrive lads
liverpool 3 - 2 city
>we beat city we've won the league
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
>look at gerrard what heart
>we go again! xD
norwich 2 - 3 liverpool
>grinding out wins is the sign of champions
>how many will be beat chelsea by la
liverpool 0 - 2 chelsea
>anti football, were still top of the league
>defending is easy
>palace is a fortress city wont win there
palace 0 - 2 city
>everton will do us a favour
everton 2 - 3 city
>they let city win
>b-bitter
>its still on if we beat palace and newcastle by 7
palace 3 - 3 liverpool
>b-but rodgers said defending is easy
>city will lose to villa
>villa are good against the big sides
city 4 - villa 0
>west ham will do us a favour
>b-big andy with the 90th minute winner
>i-it's not over yet
city 2 - west ham 0
>t-top 4 was the aim
>w-we overachieved
>n-next year is the year
It's a failure, an absolute failure. You get into that position with four games to go, if you had gone into that dressing room today they would not have been celebrating anything. I think it will be massive disappointment - Alan Hanson
If you are first you are first. If you are second you are nothing - Bill Shankly
Friendly reminder that Stephen Gerrard said "this does not slip" to his team-mates after beating Manchester City last season when Liverpool were in the driving seat to win their first title in 24 year, before he literally slipped to let Demba Ba score, resulting in a home defeat, before they threw away a 3-0 lead at Crystal Palace, meaning that the first time in Premier League history that Liverpool went into the final day of the season with a mathematical chance of winning the league but with no hope of winning it whatsoever, meaning they finished in second place, ultimately choked their best ever chance at the title, and decided to write a book about it being some sort of success before selling off their best player and replacing him with Rickie Lambert
>>96
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLu_MWmhCzk
https://youtu.be/BFmOg2mEl6Q
MOGGGGGGGG
>>62035713
>that liverpool feel
>champions elect la
fucking hell that takes me back to my fake fitizen days, not been on /sp/ for yonks now.
>Hillsborough isn't funneh!
*sings who's that dying on the runway*
>>62035576
are you a grill lad?
just for the 96
The Labour Party? More like the Labia Party, because they're all cunts haha wahey
>>62035746
no. i'm a JF though.
Kyary
just applied olive oil to the skin after showering lads, inspired from reading Homer
not sure how i feel about it lmao
it feels nice but i just smell like my frying pan now.
>>62035713
WE DON'T LET THIS SLIP
https://youtu.be/0Vif-QDuo4I
thingken of ed x
Who wants to have a go on my RC helicopter
>>62035843
*kicks your RC helicopter*
more like ARSE-SEE hahahahaah
>>62035843
prefer a go on yer ma
>tfw have tiny girl wrists
how do I fix this?
>>62035713
forgot the premier league ended permanently a few months ago
guess Liverpool will never win the title again...
idiot
>>62035713
>football
fuck off autistic nerd
>>62035799
i put olive oil on my skin cus I'm extra virgin
>>62035742
http://spankbang.com/no22/video/fuckingserious+mia+malkova
Business idea: post on /brit/
>>62035885
if i put extra virgin olive oil on my willy does that turn me back into a virgin?
help>>62035873
>>62035882
>>62035873
SISSY
>>62035920
FONT
ignore it
Does anyone else scream/shout and laugh when alone? Maybe a bit of random flailing too? Just excited/hyper body functions in general
Tell me I'm not the only one.
![4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KG2Dqwo.jpg "4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg")
>Does anyone else scream/shout and laugh when alone? Maybe a bit of random flailing too? Just excited/hyper body functions in general
>Tell me I'm not the only one.
>>62036008
> talking to self at home alone
> room mate opens his bedroom door to go to the toilet
> realise i wasn't home alone
>>62035873
i usually staple ham slices on the full length of my arm to look buffer
Bastard who's staying with me at the moment in my house won't do his fucking washing up. STOP LEAVING MOUNTAINS OF PLATES AND PANS IN THE SINK YOU CUNT.
>>62035610
good edition
>>62036008
Yep
t. autismo the magnificent
>>62035873
can you wrap your fingers around your wrist?
There's a good 3 or 4 inches left on mine, got massive wrists (and a massive cock)
>>62036036
sorry
>>62036008
I swear a lot and it's becoming a problem since I keep almost swearing in front of family I'm so used to it.
>>62036051
Don't lie to me anon
lads, your weekly earning is just your annual wage minus income tax divided by 52, right?
currently feeling a bit lonely and pathetic lmao. sad!
>>62036064
James I bet that is you you prick wash your shit up.
Current roommate is some autistic guy that spends most days in his room. Sometimes I don't wash up for a laugh because I know he's too beta to say anything haha.
>>62036067
I wish I was lying
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
Is it starting?
why do girls insist on wearing those chokers lads? do my fucking head in but at the same time really really like them hahahaha
>>62036066
>Play online games now and then, usually RTS or FPS
>Never swear or anything
>Get back into chess by playing it online
>Curse the fucking house down
>>62035610
FANTASTIC edition
>>62036061
yeah. I can circle it with my thumb and pinky
>>62036101
haha maybe yo should fuck him
>>62036111
> import loads of shitskins
> women rights
>>62036119
It's a simple "I have issues" indicator
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY
>>62036036
Get one of these
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Dishmatic-Washing-Brushes-Heavy-Sponge/dp/B003LY7F64
Gf got one of those and has actually made me start washing my own shit, wouldn't do it otherwise lel
>>62036143
me too
1984-2000 seems a very long time compared to 2000-2016.
>>62036174
>>62036101
>>62036036
do you pikeys not have dishwashers?
>>62036168
girls with issues are the best tho
how else can us social misfits emotionally manipulate women to like us
>>62036208
where would /int/ be without us?
we MADE you
>>62036194
I have short fingers though so my wrist is extra skinny
do you ever wear t shirts in public?
>we MADE you
Daily reminder that white british underclass is the new black.
>>62036126
don't piss on me!
![neckbeard-fedora[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/xi348BD.png "neckbeard-fedora[1].png")
>we MADE you
>>62036212
Think its just the numbers lad. 2000-2016 is obviously just 16 years, 1984-2000 is not only two different decades but also a different millennium. At first glance that's all you see
>>62036240
>putting stuff straight into the dishwasher without rinsing
>still living with mum
>>62036272
we all know orange is the new black senpai
>>62036212
time did speed up around 2000 so you may be right. Lots of people noticed it at the time though for others the effect was gradual.
REMINDER that mocking lives of 96 british men, women and children literally makes you /b/ tier edgy and is runt behaviour.
is there a name for the non-argument that goes something like "we shouldn't spend money on foreign aid because we have homeless people"?
>>62036212
technology
jump in technology from 1984 to 2000 was far larger than 2000 to 2016
mobile phones weren't even around in 1984
white males perform the worst in schools in the uk so does this mean whites are inherently retarded?
>>62036328
>liverpool
>not nigs
lel
>>62036249
You misunderstand, I entirely agree.
Last gf had more issues than I can count and had a daddy kink.
Too bad she was a fucking psycho who blamed me for all her issues tbqh
>>62036305
Piper is fit
Got a m8 that lives in marlow, should I get him to try and reason with are Tim
>>62036332
cuck
>>62036332
sanity?
Are there people who actually believe that Thatcher personally ordered the deaths of 96 Liverpool fans?
>>62036249
>>how else can us social misfits emotionally manipulate women to like us
alcohol/drugs
>>62036268
QUEEN AH THE HARPIES
>>62036332
yes
>>62036328
>scousers
>people
ah yes, I also say a prayer when a rent-a-kill van drives past
those poor british rats
>>62036342
the big ones were but you had to carry them with a handle. They were about the size of a shoe box.
>>62036343
brits in general are just retarded
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1jkNm6kkipq
>>62036332
yes I believe it's called sense, but you may also use logic or reason
>>62036380
watch one episode
then went to chemo
0/10 don't r8 it
>>62036421
>tfw I'm bringing this down
Feels good man
>>62036452
gf made me watch the new series, only made it through because some of them are fit tbf
>>62036385
>>62036445
no it's a fallacy
let me put it a different way for you rorkes
"we shouldn't care about anti-white incidents because white people are still racist against muslims"
what's the name for this type of non-argument reasoning?
wanted a new bed but didn't realise mattresses costed like £300 fucking hell
>>62036421
there's negligible difference between uk and ireland fuck off
>>62036257
Yeah. I don't really think about it 2bh. I never knew wrist autism was a thing until I heard about it on 4chan. Do people actually notice this shit? Do girls care?
>>62036501
the wife likes it but i couldn't bear it
>>62036504
yours is actually not an argument though
the once about foreign aid is a reasoned stance
*shouts BLOODY RACIST into a loudspeaker whenever you open your mouth*
>>62036526
don't know
haven't worn anything short sleeve since I was a child since my arms look ridiculous
>>62036523
no there's not lel
living conditions are better here in every tangible way
and we're still in the EU
shocking stuff
>>62036535
they're both the exact same kind of non-argument
i'm just looking for a name
>>62036504
what you are currently doing is a false analogy
saying that we should get rid of poverty in our country before helping other countries doesn't mean we shouldn't care about it
you're the same retard every thread
you don't even have immigrants so fuck the fuck up
>>62036578
in terms of educational standard...
kek
just seen the video of owen jones storming off sky news
hes some boy
Cromwell didn't go far enough
>>62036532
I'd shag the mental Italian one ngl
wouldn't mind if she was my gf
wouldn't actually mind that at all
you think I would? you stand corrected I'm afraid
Letting women have any say in anything is a gendercide
>>62036578
tbf they get nhs and we get shitty hse
six air force 1's I got air force on
Leaving buildings of any kind is goingoutcide
>>62036662
yeah but would you though
>>62036581
the foreign aid one isn't a non-argument though
it's a perfectly reasonable argument
>>62036608
>that video about british men with high pitched voices that uses him as an example
>>62036664
women are a meme gender
>>62036690
Is that a crime?
>>>/lgbt/6552989
>1984 was 55 years ago
>>62036693
do you think I would?
>>62036667
the NHS is shit tier
>>62036298
of course i rinse you mong, but that's part of putting something in the dishwasher. don't really get the leaving shit in the sink thing desu. also married home-owning grown-up here laddy so ner.
We need to give Africa more aid because of colonialism
>>62036744
dont know much about it but id be surprised if its worse than the hse
matched with a paki lads
My chinkfu lads
>>62036787
need to give africa more AIDS more like
>>62036801
bruh
I'd be in that so fast
>>62036787
fuck off we never colonised anybody leave it to the pakis across the irish sea
>>62036801
rosheed
>>62036581
red herring?
don't think that's quite right though
>>62036739
I think you would. Am I wrong in thinking you would?
>>62036851
>never colonised anyone
>what are picts
>>62036801
give her your white seed
So if Theresa is creating a Brexit Minister, Jacob Rees Mogg should be given the role ahead of Michael Gove or Boris
Just witnessed a bad fucking car crash lads
i was a direct witness of it too, but i felt there was nothing for me to do so i drove home
all the people got out of the car so i don't think it was that bad
not sure if i should go back
>>62036851
yes but we have white privilege and they don't
scousers stop coming to manchester please
>>62036881
my friend you might want to sit down for this
for the piece of news I am about to impart onto you is shocking to say the least
for you see
you are incorrect
I would not mind that at all
in fact, dare I say
I'd quite like it
>>62036906
tell us what happened lad
>>62036882
sassanach cunts
>>62036906
they may have needed your aid for insurance purposes in you saw who caused the accident
otherwise if they looked fine and you weren't really a witness don't bother
Was /brit/posting while driving and drove head-on into some twat
Saw some proper selfish prick drive straight past us as well
who's that dying on the runway????
>>62036932
yeah i'm sure you'd prefer more poleaboos coming your way you mongy twat
>>62036934
I am shocked that you wouldn't. Shocked I tell you.
I'm glad you told me to sit down, I daresay I would have collapsed at the shock of this revelation.
>>62036932
2nd
>>62036906
they'll put a sign up near the accident if they need a material witness. not obligated to do nuffin tho
>vote leave
>still cant kick that paki cunt poleaboo out of the country
kek
KEK
K E K
>>62036976
i dont understand the language rats speak can someone translate what this scouse poster said?
stop killing the mandem
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
>>62036354
literally whitest city in the UK
>>62037014
poleaboo voted leave
>>62037069
we're not on /b/ anymore you child
>>62037023
both mancs and scousers are scum, shut the fuck up and go back to your curry mile you paki
>>62037069
Fuck off
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62037087
New non-biased /brit/
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62035610
scum
>>62037014
>yfw poleaboo gets his sex change medication paid for by the nhs
>>62037120
janny's gonna meltdown when he sees this lad
>>62037120
fuck off
>>62036935
oldish woman pulled out onto a fast road and a car with about 5 people in, probably going around 50mph hit her side as she was pulling out. he veered straight off the road and went through the hedge and into a field which was lower down than the road
if i pulled up a dew meters more to the junction it would have directly hit my side desu, scary
so what do you actually do on this pokemon game?
is it just a collecting game?
isabel hardman on the BBC RIGHT FUCKING NOW
ISOBEL
>>62037125
kek
>>62037150
was it the old biddies fault?
>>62037066
is are nige going to run for president? is he going to campaign for the usa to join the commonwealth?
>>62037151
collect pokemon, use them to take over gyms, you get rewards for how many gyms you hold every 24 hours or something like that
describe your lads shag with the title of a film lads
I'll start
"There Will Be Blood"
>>62037120
fuck off poorthern chimp
>>62037217
Big Trouble in Little China
>>62037125
so thats where the 350m a week gained by leaving the eu is going
kek
KEK
>>62037108
Pokemon Go doesn't exist in the UK you cheeky bugger
I'm calling my dad at Nintendo
>>62037217
Toy Story 2
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62037087
abandon thread, twat OP
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62037087
>>62037212
take over gyms? as in hold them off from other players?
>>62037261
Neither does Capitol Hill, you fucking leaf
>>62037120
bin yourself
meant to cut the grass but i dont want to and it rained so i have an excuse
daddy will still be mad though think ill pretend to be sick too
>>62037267
fuck off scouser
>>62037267
alright alright calm down calm down
>this butthurt scouser
>>62037289
Good lad
all fake fitizen
>>62037294
scouse culture appropriates irish culture
>liverpool """""""""""""""football"""""""""""""""""""""""""""" """"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""club""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>62037328
they are an Irish colony
The proverbial enraged runt, ah yes very impressive
why do scousers get so arsemad over hillsbbroruhhk?
>>62037337
first for cheeky bum pinch man
>>62035610
jealous of those lads
lads what is the connection between finns and energy drinks?
https://youtu.be/I8Yod8FFIZg
>>62036906
you should ring your local police station and just tell them you witnessed it
not necessary, but it's a nice thing to do
>>62037337
>>62037359
they are professional victims
every single last one of them
>>62037373
>cheeky bum pinch man
have probably seen this webm well over 100 times but that's the first time i've noticed that
>>62037359
Why is it that there's never some Munich air disaster as the OP or subject of ridicule? you're all biased cunts against liverpool.
they were both tragedies, how you can there and "banter" about them is pathetic runt behaviour.
>>62037337
hes a legend dont make fun of him or i'll end you sunshine
>>62037406
Have you noticed that slowly rising man has a slowly rising wife?
>>62037382
finns are fuckheads and buying energy drinks is one of the few fuckhead things you can do legally at 12 years old
>>62037425
oh shit
what were they doing down there?
>>62037448
Janny's gonna getcha when he wakes up from his pastry coma
>>62037425
ahahahahahahaha i fucking love this webm
Keep your eyes on the news lads, Dave's about to leave no. 10 for the last time
>>62037337
me shouting twat
>>62037505
nonce
>>62036008
I make explosion and gunfire and other battleground noises with my mouth when I take a shit
>janny leaves for 10 minutes
>thread wars start
nice one you fucking stupid cunts
Just had a daughter
Going to name her Maureen
>>62037580
t.janny
>>62037618
fuck off cunt
>>62036578
I Q O F 9 2
Q
O
F
9
2
Big Dave needs a windproof mic
Dave's daughter is a qt
I will miss Dave
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467845171943.webm
Name's actually Dave lads
>>62037668
nonce
>>62037717
Shut up Tim/Ed/Bruce
dave's son looks pretty confused
>>62037717
FOPK
>>62037743
Alri Louis
>>62037672
i thought so too
https://iq-research.info/en/page/average-iq-by-country/ie-ireland
>2006
can't be too far off
>62037787
Thanks for the free (You), ya fucking crop
>bruce is my middle name
>tfw living meme
>>62037814
nah that's nonsense
>Within the social sciences, a correlation of 0.86 is extraordinarily high, almost implausibly so. The inescapable conclusion is that Irish IQs rose at an almost linear rate during the three or four decades after 1972.
>This rapid convergence between Irish and British IQs should hardly surprise us. According to the GSS, the Wordsum-IQs of (Catholic) Irish-Americans rank among the very highest of any white ethnic group, with a value almost identical to that of their British-American ethnic cousins.
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467845723040.webm
me & my cat
bruce is my go to generic gay name
Shedding a tear over big Dave
https://twitter.com/David_Cameron/status/753192942077145088
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>62037865
citation needed samus
>>62037955
Felt a bit teary myself
>>62037996
>>62037955
reddit.
>>62037955
>>62037996
brexit was a mistake
>>62037955
oh boohoo a rich man got to be prime minister for six years and now his friend gets to have a go
>>62037960
what is this proof of
>>62038005
do you mind, people won't click on my legitimate sad webms if you keep posting this weeb shit
pokemon go is for lemmings
I don't like Dave, but he wasn't a terrible bloke.
Press F to pay respects
kinda wish I was a big guy named david 2bh
wouldn't mind being called big dave
>>62035610
got kicked out of a nightclub for chanting that in a toilet cubicle
