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Kev, ballbusting and runtposting revival edicion speciale
korean pop
I made the last thread.
How did you all enjoy it?
haha
>>>/fa/11511037
know nothing about fashion haha
Please do bring back ballbusting lads that macro got me about 5000 karma on reddit
cya down the pub davy boy
RUNT HUNT AOOOOOGAAAAJHHHHHHH
*dangles my keys around in /brit/*
dinner time, swine.
*throws a single fish head in the runt cage*
*watches the runts go insane*
*slams the runt cage shut*
>>62031775
Stop associating runtposting with these shit-tier gimmicks
Thanks
>all these runts jealous of my helicopter I got for £30
>>62031808
poo thread
Kev's Wardrobe
1: 1 Pennies faux leather jacket (XL)
2. 1 redhawks hoodie (XL)
3. 1 American NHL hoodie (XL)
4. 1 NYPD hoodie (XL)
http://nyfirestore.com/item/nypd-sweatshirts/nypd-navy-hoodie-sweatshirt/
$45
5. 1 pair of boots (Size 9)
6. 1 1 pair of trainers(Size 9)
7. 1 NYPD beanie hat (L-XL)
http://www.ebay.com/itm/NY-YANKEES-FD-PD-KNIT-BEANIE-SKULL-CAP-HAT-BLACK-LN-BOYS-OS-QUICK-SHIPPER/272110197585?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20131003132420%26meid%3D142b1ebb83f1450bb4351fc7c1ec5c87%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D272110197584
$15
8. 1 Plain Shirt (48" Chest)
9. 1 Baggy suit trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
10. 1 Violet tie (osfa)
11.1 cargo pocket pair of bootcut jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
12.1 classic straight pair of dark blue jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
13. 1 NYPD shirt (XL)
14. 1 Straight Mustard Cargo trousers (38 waist 30 leg)
15. 1 classic straight pair of stonewash jeans (38 waist 30 leg)
16. 1 Manbag satchel
17. 1 black marshall hoodie (XL)
18. 1 dark blue shirt with vertical white lines (48" chest)
Don't have info on undies and socks at this time
wish it rained the whole day so I can go to the park
>>62031871
Pirate Karen is best Karen
Picture the scene:
We're standing in the divided city of Berlin, the year is 1989
The cold war is coming to it's conclusion and we are about to witness a part of that. It's a moment that will go down in history and live forever in the hearts of those who witnessed it.
famous phrases like 'Ich bin ein Berliner!' and 'Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this Wall!' echo through your mind
As the first symbolic strike lands everyone is expecting a piece of wall to be chipped off, however on closer inspection all that's happened is my knackers have been detached and destroyed by a heavy hammer blow
In fact I had buried myself inside the Berlin wall decades before and flopped my hairy ballsack out at just the right moment to have them smashed into a fine paste
wish it awmjwhajidw so I can whdawygydawfkojuwy72
>>62031808
you should do it more often
>>62031872
GREAT post
want to organise a rumble between the daytime /brit/ posters and the evening /brit/ posters
who is man enough to sign up?
>>62031901
Can in ya runt
mogg
2001: a space odyssey is one of the worst films I have ever watched in my life
>>62031907
>>62031921
terrible posts
>>62031937
Given up posting after 5pm desu
>>62031907
i agree
>>62031921
thanks lad x
Bollocks are holding 90 PSI steady from the compressor... think I can push it to 100 yes
>>62031841
DESPITE ALL MY RAGE I AM STILL JUST A RUNT IN THE CAGE
>>62031949
proto-monkeys jumping around was entertaining enough
got called an anti-semite in boots
awful thread
literally all reddit children who have been here 2 weeks
>>62032001
Did you not buy some Jew water?
pokemon go more like pokemon gay
>>62032001
why lad?
>>62032022
>>62032029
lady asked if I wanted to pop my change in the NSPCC collection box and I said nice try schlomo
>>62032040
bin yourself
>>62032015
worse
reddit cunts that used to be here several months ago, made /brit/ shit, got banned, and have now come back posting exactly the same copypastas thinking they're funny
>>62032015
t. twitter child that's been here for 3 weeks
*large bang echos through thread*
post rare gatto vids
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI61f8G8u1k
>>62032046
no you didn't
[ YOU HAVE TO BE A EUROPEAN UNION MEMBER TO VIEW THIS TEXT ]
TO APPLY FOR EUROPEAN UNION MEMBERSHIP, CONTACT THE EUROPEAN COMMISSION.
>>62032015
*sighs, putting my head in my hands*
*runt supervisor walks over to me*
>What's the status on this runt, Tom?
*i lift my hands away from my face, my eyes red*
>I....
*I slam my fist against your cage, my frustration palpable*
>I failed in raising this one, Boss..
*sobs*
*He puts his hand over my shoulder, comforting me*
>It's alright lad - we'll just pop him in the incinerator then go out for a beer. I used to be a bit like you too, you know..
*he gazes wistfully into the distance*
>>62032112
i'm so redpilled I can barely breathe mate
my third eye is seeing things you can't even conceive
posts I like:
all mine
posts I don't like:
everything else
>midday NEET dolescum /brit/
depressing 2bh
rate my new boots lads
>>62032164
innit
>>62032150
I dont like this post
>>62032190
greb
>>62032190
extremely redpilled, well done
>>62032190
look good for kicking rasheed heads in
>>62032164
errmmmm no its school holidays sweetie :)
>>62032231
is it really
buggerations
>>62032125
quite like this story arc desu
>Anon you do realise you've left your room?
REEEEEEEEEEE FUCK YOU MUM
Are you all 13 years old or something
ah yes, how delightfully progressive my Manchester has become
>>62032267
i know you are but what am i
>>62032276
I know where I'd walk my dog if I lived in Manchester and a had a dog
rate my new boots lads
>>62032276
""""Man"""""chester
>>62032276
wtf is that serious? If I saw that in my area I would go out and buy a pack of rottweilers desu.
>>62032267
nice try nonce
heh
sit down
>>62032267
Your mum's 13 years old
rate my new boots lads
>>62032276
>go on their facebook
>this in the comments
reckon that page is a false flag though
What a fucking shit thread
I'll come back after the holidays
>>62032308
>Importing goods is the same as importing people
ah yes, this lefty logic is very impressive
>>62032308
>movies
FOY
>>62032276
what part of Manchester is that?
>>62032343
Good morning lads!
howling
>>62032405
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEh-30ix-Ac
>Sershlad didn't wish me a happy birthday like he said he would
Not best pleased.
>>62032276
It's a stealthy campaign by a local overcrowded dog shelter desperate to offload some puppers.
>i post karen
>Farmers always complain about making no money
>Houses in the countryside are massive and modern
Really makes u think
>I don't post karen
>>62032471
pookaren
Imagine being the cunt that gave the tories posing advice and seeing them pull this shit.
trey gowdy
>>62032558
jewish tricks
>>62032276
http://4publicpurity.org/
hmmmmm...
British TV Documentaries > American TV Documentaries
British TV Comedy = American TV Comedy
British TV Drama < American TV Drama
Agreed?
>>62032571
I wonder where my thumbnail ended up lel
>>62032558
literally what the fuck have you done to the thumbnail?
>>62032611
yes
no
no
bin yourself
>>62032558
mooooooooooooooooot
>>62032611
>British TV Documentaries >>>>>>>> American TV Documentaries
>British TV Comedy >> American TV Comedy
FTFY
>>62032611
Yes since British TV drama's are literally just progressive, 'anti-racist' shit now
>Poleaboo just ate 2 chicken legs coated in Piri Piri sauce
Why is it so hard to fast outside of Ramadan?
>>62031837
He drinks at wine bars.
>>62032558
good thumbnail
>>62032635
Honestly there hasn't been a truly great Drama since Utopia finished, I hear Peaky Blinders is good but I just found it pretty tedious.
>>62032558
>And this is my stance on abortion!
>>62032622
going on a tinder date
rate my fit
Barber just gave me a reddit haircut lads
>>62032726
expert advice: wear shoes
>>62032726
>tfw nothing will ever look that good on me
>>62032726
>that skinnyfat physique
JUST
FUCK
ded is the thred
MY
>>62032726
take a step towards the camera ehehe
heading to leeds friday
>tfw british culture has been boiled down to meaning nothing more than "tolerance and multiculturalism"
SHIT
>>62032846
£1.30 PINTS
1
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3
0
P
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T
S
>>62032726
haha good one brother
got a sudden hankering for chubby porn
Saw a Muslim family in Tesco the other day at the checkout, Said to the checkout girl "Do you realise that none of those girls have clitorus's? fucking barbarians"
she just gave me a weird look like I was mad kek
You lot seem like the right crew to ask
What does attempting suicide feel like? I'm not suicidal myself but I've always wondered what killing yourself felt like.
I mean the actual act ofc, not your feelings that made you want to kill yourself.
>sitting in my lounge, listening to radio 4, wife brings over a pipe and ploughman's sandwich
>"thank you dear" I say
>finish my sandwich and listening to the dulcet tones of Ruth Alexander on Money Box
>suddenly hear a loud rapping at my single pane glass French doors, overlooking my acres of land
>my brow furrows and I adjust myself upright in my armchair, slowly turning my head to face the window and allowing my eyes to adjust to the sunlight beaming through
>once my eyes have adjusted I make out the small, deformed, piglet shaped silhouette of one of my runts at the window, wearing a sash and holding a piece of paper
>I grimace, grinding my molars together in blistering fury
>"Martha" I mutter to my wife, "get my rifle"
>her face is painted with a look of worry but hurries off to retrieve my rifle from atop the kitchen cabinet
>I stomp across the hardwood flooring to the french doors, turn the key and swing them open, slamming the runt in the nose.
>He falls to the floor and grabs his face, blood streaming out across his trotter-like fingers
>I manage to make out the writing on the sash now, written out in the runt slurry I feed to them as well as clear remains of runt fecal matter. The smell is overpowering.
>It reads: "Runt union leader"
>>62032897
>she just gave me a weird look like I was mad
Might be cause you're mad
>>62032942
>veins in my temple are now visible, and my mouth has begun uncontrollably frothing, I am slowly losing control over bodily function due to the stress this fury is placing on my ageing body
>the runt opens its mouth to speak but I do not allow it the privilege
>"WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS, RUNT"
>I kick it in the stomach and it doubles over on the ground, wheezing
>"ANSWER ME, RUNT"
>"w-we formed a democratic system an unionised, s-sir, I was declared the leader and was tasked with handing you o-our demands, s-*it coughs up blood*sir"
>I snatch the paper from its hand, it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks and is difficult to make out
>I crumple the packet in my hand and stare down the runt
>"you just lost your free-range privileges, runt"
>by now, Martha has returned with my rifle, the Runt screams and squeals at the sight of it and attempts to run, but I stomp on its tail, making it whelp
>I take the paper and jam it into the barrel of the rifle, along with some gunpowder, then insert it forcefully into the anus of the runt
>pulling the trigger the runt fires off down the garden and into the runt field, the others squeal and scratch at the walls as he lands in a frenzied panic
>I turn to my wife
>"Martha tell Johnny and the boys that we will be moving the runts back into the battery house tonight, furthermore they are to have only a quarter portion of (You)s for the next 6 months"
>"jolly good Anon" she replies
>People at your local tesco/co op/spar/whatever start recognising you and talking to you
>Go to a different store further away for weeks and weeks
Anyone else do this?
>>62032944
literally a common flag
see it every week
literally me
What the bleeding hell was our Maggie May thinking?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1468416499456.webm
Some interesting developments in the Runt Farmer simulation.
Keep me noted of any further developments.
>>62032982
>it is written on the back of a packet of transform-a-snacks
Found that highly amusing
>>62032854
this
I'm going to do it
I'm going to wank to chubby birds
>>62032388
Alreeet?
>>62033064
Sounds like MIA planes
not a fan
Diability employment law is really stupid and only hurts the employee themselves.
I have to sack someone in 2 hours time on their first day because they've mentioned they have a medical problem. As if we let him continue employed and then just randomly said "my doctor says I can't work nights" we'd be fucked.
>>62033030
mirth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xOQ6_K8Kr8
Taking a risk
Having a punt
Having a go
That pumps me up
Taking a risk
Having a punt
Having a go
That pumps me up
Taking a risk
Having a punt
Having a go
That pumps me up
>>62032923
You get a tingling sensation in your neck and the survival instinct kicks in. At that point you have to finish it
>>62033030
bit thick tbqh
very bad thread
I shan't be returning until perhaps tomorrow
SOMEONE POST QT ASIAN GRILS
>>62033134
You do realise you're admitting to breaking the law on a public forum right?
>>62033134
>say at interview I can do plenty of overtime
>get job
>refuse any overtime
>/fa/ taking american kev seriously
>>62033134
unironically reported to the dwp
>>62033134
I know where you work sunshine, you of business by the morning
HOLY FUCKING SHIT ULTRA RARE FLAG
>>62033000
>>62033000
>>62033000
I WITTNESSED THIS WOOOOOOOO
>>62033256
THANK YOU
>>62033281
Timor Leste
If you live in south Wales you should just end yourself you absolute ape
>>62033281
haha alri x
ReportoftheWeek and Jacob Rees Mogg turn up at your door
What do you do?
>>62033322
The only reason I tolerate Wales is for its abundance of cute slags who are easy to get in bed
>>62033275
She looks like she'd be just cheeky enough to make my dick rock hard without being too cheeky.
>>62033352
laugh at both of them
mug them for whatever money they have
>>62033352
Invite them in for a pitcher of water
>>62033352
this is running on empty....fooooood reeeeview
>>62033396
correct answer
I'd probably smash mogg's glasses desu
>>62033352
Invite John in. Tell Jacob to fuck off
posting meme berg for offical purposes
someone point out timor leste to me
are kev
got a tinder date in half an hour
is my outfit ok lads?
Jacob Rees Mogg has literally done nothing wrong
Don't understand the hate on here
>>62033447
I ONLY WENT AND FORGOT THE MEMEBERG
>>>/pol/80830491
I knew they were behind it
>>62033475
he is a posh cunt
>>62033352
stay in bed
>>62033322
I visited Wales once and it's a wonder they haven't.
The entire country is depressing.
>Jacob Rees Mogg has literally done nothing wrong
>Don't understand the hate on here
THAT
PUMPS
ME
UP
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
http://www.strawpoll.me/10736782
>ywn go back to year 7 playing Warhawk and COD4 without a care in the world
ffs
>>62033499
anyone that fell for it is a fucking moron 2bh
>>62033503
But Moggy is BASED
Nigella Lawson is posh and you'd still fuck her
>>62033539
what we talking here, erect or floppy
ffs
>>62033381
>cute slags
you realise your women thinks the same about us men?
(:
>>62033596
why the fuck would it be floppy you stupid prick
>>62033594
she would fuck anyone for a bump of coke
>>62033596
why the fuck would I want to know the size of your flaccid cock?
>>62033499
this was you
>>62032897
>>62033613
you're not a cute slag lisicki fuck off
got called a communist in tesco the other day
>>62033623
I prefer her father.
Nigella has the "head in the skies" attitude most people get when they become famous.
Nigel's a bloody good chap.
>>62033623
Why would you want to know the size of his erect cock?
>>62033539
just bare in mind that everyone automatically adds 2 inches on their actual size
>>62033662
because my ex gf is trying to make me feel bad by posting pictures of this guy who sent her pictures of his cock and she says he's 10 inches.
Felt quite bad desu.
Sad to say it worked.
>>62033658
most likely from some blairite bastard
>Rejected the gay marriage bill
>is a man of strong principle
>is the intelligent side of the brexit team
>helped filibuster the Daylight Saving Bill 2010–12 and the Sustainable Livestock Bill 2010–12, thus preventing their passage through Parliament by reciting poetry; spoke of the superior quality of Somerset eggs, and mentioned the fictional pig, the Empress of Blandings, who won silver at the Shropshire County Show three years in a row, before moving on to talk about the sewerage system and the Battle of Agincour
How can you not like Jacob Rees Mogg? Because he has le funny voice xddd ?
>>62032869
some really nice girls in leeds
have good memories
>>62033539
didnt realise there were so many niggers in here
Was in Tesco the other day and the man behind the counter offered to put the receipt in my bag
The cheek of the cunt, as if I couldn't do it my fucking self
>>62033770
you mean you were working in tescos
>>62033712
How big is your willy?
>>62033712
it's probably 7 at most girls always over exaggerate
only like 0.5% of the male population have a dick size over 9 inches
>>62033712
perform an honour killing my man
Literally posting from a town 5 miles south of the Irish border and it's giving me a union jack
fuck off eternal anglo
>Rejected the gay marriage bill
>is a man of strong principle
>is the intelligent side of the brexit team
>helped filibuster the Daylight Saving Bill 2010–12 and the Sustainable Livestock Bill 2010–12, thus preventing their passage through Parliament by reciting poetry; spoke of the superior quality of Somerset eggs, and mentioned the fictional pig, the Empress of Blandings, who won silver at the Shropshire County Show three years in a row, before moving on to talk about the sewerage system and the Battle of Agincour
>How can you not like Jacob Rees Mogg? Because he has le funny voice xddd ?
lads going to Geneva soon for 5 days, will £500 be enough? Trying to be a tight arse lately so I won't buy any clothing etc.
>>62033719
>>helped filibuster the Daylight Saving Bill 2010–12 and the Sustainable Livestock Bill 2010–12, thus preventing their passage through Parliament by reciting poetry; spoke of the superior quality of Somerset eggs, and mentioned the fictional pig, the Empress of Blandings, who won silver at the Shropshire County Show three years in a row, before moving on to talk about the sewerage system and the Battle of Agincour
>How can you not like Jacob Rees Mogg? Because he has le funny voice xddd ?
>haha you can't not like him other than reddit meme reasons
>haha i like him because of reddit meme reasons
>>62033805
I measure it with a ruler from my pelvis to the tip and it says 8 inches but it looks small compared to literally every other cock I see I think I measure it wrong and somehow it's really 4.
I don't know if it's perspective or what but I feel like me being 8 inches is impossible.
>>62033719
stop forcing meme politicians
just accept farage is gone
>She said there are various arrangements under which parts of the British Isles are in the EU and others, such as the Isle of Man, are not. As a result, an outcome where Scotland remains in the EU “is possible,” she said.
>>62033936
>stop forcing meme politicians
but the leader of the opposition is a meme.
Meme politicians make politics fun
jacob rees mong
Who /has a deep voice that sounds perpetually depressed/ here
The Kingdom of Denmong
>>62033883
got accom already?
lads, I think I'd like to be the token american poster on /brit/. should I start posting with a trip or do you all think you'll be able to recognize me from my cool and unique posting style alone?
I drink so much I'm not physically capable of getting drunk anymore, the stuff just makes me feel a bit groggy and tired but I can't stop.
>>62033895
Make a pistol with your hand. The distance between the tip of you index finger and the tip of your thumb is your penis length.
hehe meme
>>62033996
mirth
>>62033936
> gone but not forgotten
>>62034015
I literally lost a job in a call centre once cos they thought I sounded miserable all the time. Managed to successfully sue them for unfair dismissal though so wasn't all bad
I am going to go back on AA and E
Listening to my family it reminded me of one of the reasons why I am doing this
I just want to be somebody else
Unironically two and a half months since I've left the house.
Laid out some clothes just now. Maybe that'll be some encouragement for tomorrow.
>>62034086
no win no fee?
>>62034085
>pint of larger
>GTX 1070 costs £450
>GTX 1060 costs £250
(((Nvidia)))
Ah yes
mark carney is based
There's this 2 week hike across Switzerland I really want to do
>>62034037
yes lad, everything is paid for. Just for food and taxis desu
>poleaboo
was a decent gimmick at first, descended into utter shit now
>>62034137
You seem like the type who would sympathise with me
>>62034294
It's still the same thing
What's your issue? Do I need to go bigger?
>>62034099
wtf is aa and e?
*Puts £1000 on black*
come on baby
can't quite tell how the job interview went lads
>>62034287
shouldn't be too bad, geneva is pricey but a ton a day should keep you going
>>62034327
you need to fuck off
spent about £90 on pokemon go coins
help
>>62034143
I was offering test drives of new cars to people who already owned expensive cars
>>62034360
Thanks mate, I'll probably take more just to be safe
just punched my wall cos i was stressed out lads
printers really piss me off
>>62034333
AA = Anti-androgens
E = Estrogen
>I was the future once
what did he mean by this
>Theresa May is PM
Think I'm gonna be sick, lads
>>62034299
nobody sympathises with you, runt.
janny will be home soon lads, brace yourselves.
>>62034386
yeah it helps having a bit of a slush fund
up to much drinking or just eating?
Still having a chuckle at quickdraw janny's general failure
>>62034422
oh right ur the tranny. whyd u stop taking ur tranny pills?
>>62034462
hope so, I've been reporting him all morning and he's still posting
>>62034472
There's a few restaurants I'd like to try, though I imagine they're well over £100 for a meal. I'll spend most of my time at museums or drinking I imagine
>>62034524
you've been reporting the janitor?
>>62034576
no, "him"
>>62034514
It was just one night
I was feeling back about laser being delayed and scared of being permanently infertile
Poleaboo has just had her anus waxed.
>>62034584
who?
>>62034584
its her you shitlord
>>62034567
good luck to you lad
ive never had a meal worth £100 in my life, I dare say. But not a bag fan of haute cuisine and tasting menus a la fat duck et al so ymmv
>>62034364
mirth
Changes you can expect are (and in no specific order):
Change in mental thinking. You sit there now having no idea, but you'll realize after you start hormones how much Testosterone really does effect your thinking, and how much you really DO think with your penis, whether you know it or not!
Loss of sex drive. This isn't a for-sure thing, but many girls do lose their sex drive. Some lose the urge to masturbate as frequently, or at all. You may also have problems maintaining erections.
Loss of Ejaculation. Many girls stop ejaculating completely. All that cum you used to spurt out all over the walls, bed sheets, your hands, people's faces, etc (:P) will be gone! You can still orgasm of course, but nothing comes out.
Breast Growth. Your breasts will slowly but surely start growing. Just as in a genetic-girl, they go from slightly swelling and being tender (and oh-so-painful), to a slightly raised mound, to growing a little bit every day. You won't notice that today your boobs are 1/100th of an inch bigger than they were yesterday, but over time (months), you'll notice they are definitely growing. It usually takes anywhere from 2 years to 7 years for full breast development, so be patient, and don't expect miracles. The rule of thumb on breast size is one cup less than your genetic female relatives, but it varies from person to person. The younger you start, the more developed your breasts will be at the end. Older transsexuals, especially those starting at 30+, often receive very little, if any, breast development. But there is always surgery for that. However, starting young (late teens, early twenties) can result in developed breasts. Transsexuals who have started earlier than 18 have even reached complete, Tanner Stage V, breast development.
Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not some farcical aquatic ceremony
>>62034688
Fat Redistribution. Over time, your body fat will slowly redistribute, from the male fat deposits on the stomach, to the female fat deposits of the upper arms, thighs, hips, and breasts. Over a long period of time, your body can go from looking very masculine to a female "hour glass figure". But this all depends on body type and genetics, once again.
Loss of body Hair, Slowing of Male-Pattern Baldness. Your body hair will slowly change, and either disappear completely or turn into vellus hairs (baby hairs, the kind women have). Your body will slowly change towards hairless limbs and trunk, and your pubic hair will redistribute to a female pattern. Male Pattern Baldness will be stopped completely, as it's caused by Testosterone (which you no longer have!), but it can rarely be reversed.
think im in the process of having a breakdown
>>62034735
call a mechanic
>>62034688
>All that cum you used to spurt out all over the walls, bed sheets, your hands, people's faces, etc (:P) will be gone!
wow was this really necessary
>>62034735
dont
>sitting at my anime station
>mom comes in
>"anon come shopping with me, you need to get out of the house once in a while"
>tell her to fuck off, dumb bitch
>"I'll buy you whatever you want"
>get my trench coat on and head on out
>we're getting a supermarket cart
>tell her I want to ride in the cart
>"no anon, you're too big for that"
>start screaming and stamping my feet
>she reluctantly obliges
>I squeeze myself into the cart
>you can hear the cart creaking
>mom struggles to push me into the store
>tell her I want to go to the video games section
>tells me I got a video game yesterday
>start shaking violently
>start chanting game at the top of my voice
>we go to the games section, they're all sold out of sonic
>make my bitch mom ask a cashier
>they're out of stock
>start crying and screaming
>store manager comes over
>starts asking why I'm in the cart
>call him a normie wageslave
>"please forgive my son, he has-"
>grab that whore's hair and tell her to get me sonic
>"anon, they don't have any sonic"
>manager asks us to leave
>I refuse
>calls security guard over
>struggles to pull me out of the cart
>finally he gets me out
>he sees my huge shit on the seat
>starts saying he'll call the cops
>call him a fucking normie
>try to run out of the store
>get out of breath and collapse
>mom has to carry me back to the car
>has the audacity to comment on my weight
>when we get home I throw my shit jug at her
>she's crying and bitching about how I'm nothing like my chad brother
>that's it
>go on a tantrum
>smash up all of her shit
>tell her I will never be a chad
>"who is chad anon? are you being bullied again?"
>FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING NORMIE
I can't live in a normie world anymore.
>>62034735
go for a walk ffs
Stop replying to it.
*BRRRRRRAAAAAPPPP*
message from management:
stop replying to the weirdo tranny
thank you
>>62034601
oh ya that's scary. u should go make a deposit at a speak bank if u haven't already.
*rings up janny*
*he answers*
*hangs up*
>>62034821
don't encourage the filthy little heathen to reproduce.
>>>/y/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/u/p>>>/h/eres>>>/a/>>>/s/tory>>>/a/bout>>>/a/>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/g/uy>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ives>>>/i/n>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/orld>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/d/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/n/ight>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/h/e>>>/s/ees>>>/i/s>>>/jp/ust>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/h/im>>>/i/nside>>>/a/nd>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/h/is>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ittle>>>/w/indow>>>/a/nd>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/c/orvette>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verything>>>/i/s>>>/b/lue>>>/f/or>>>/h/im>>>/a/nd>>>/h/imself>>>/a/nd>>>/e/verybody>>>/a/round>>>/c/ause>>>/h/e>>>/a/int>>>/g/ot>>>/n/obody>>>/t/o>>>/lgbt/isten>>>/t/o>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ee>>>/d/a>>>/b/a>>>/d/ie>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/h/ouse>>>/w/ith>>>/a/>>>/b/lue>>>/w/indow>>>/b/lue>>>/i/s>>>/t/he>>>/c/olour>>>/o/f>>>/a/ll>>>/t/hat>>>/i/>>>/w/ear>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/s/treets>>>/a/nd>>>/a/ll>>>/t/he>>>/t/rees>>>/a/re>>>/t/oo>>>/i/>>>/h/ave>>>/a/>>>/g/irlfriend>>>/a/nd>>>/s/he>>>/i/s>>>/s/o>>>/b/lue>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/p/eople>>>/h/ere>>>/t/hat>>>/w/alk>>>/a/round>>>/b/lue>>>/lgbt/ike>>>/m/y>>>/c/orvette>>>/i/ts>>>/s/tanding>>>/o/utside>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/w/ords>>>/i/>>>/s/ay>>>/a/nd>>>/w/hat>>>/i/>>>/t/hink>>>/b/lue>>>/a/re>>>/t/he>>>/f/eelings>>>/t/hat>>>/lgbt/ive>>>/i/nside>>>/m/e>>>/i/m>>>/b/lue
need a bf tbqh
>>62034791
You get that you're basically cyber bullying, right?
Don't reply to me.
was in tescos earlier and some kid walked in and asked if anyone has seen a pikachu around the store
>>62034878
didnt laugh at this
sorry
>>62034821
That wouldn't really help
It's just the thought of making permanent changes to my body
Lothian is rightfully English clay
Give it back you Scotch cunts
>>62034878
where'd you copy paste this from cunt
>>62034878
quality post
>>62034927
get fucked sassenach
Odds I get drunk tonight
Evens I do not
Why do english say arse instead of ass?
its weird
>>62034735
what's happening la
let's talk about it
Your English Vocabulary Size is:
29275
Top 0.27%
You are Shakespeare! You can even create new words that will expand the English dictionary.
honhon
>>62034952
another thread in this Mongolian yurt building imageboard
what do you drive lads
>>62034887
Same, working on not being a weak fat cunt right now, you?
>>62034985
>ass
fuck off yank
>>62034985
why don't greeks pay debts
>>62035004
mazda 6
last early thread allowed for today
get it while you can
>>62035004
shoes
>One major symptom of a mental breakdown is depression. When someone is depressed they may experience weight loss or gain (often due to changes in appetite), suicidal thoughts, loss of interest in social, family or work life, insomnia or hypersomnia, exhaustion or fatigue and feelings of hopelessness or worthlessness. Another symptom of a breakdown is anxiety, which can produce an increase in blood pressure, dizziness, trembling, or feeling sick to the stomach. Panic attacks are very similar to mental breakdowns, but can also be a symptom in some cases. Difficulty with breathing and extreme fear, alongside rapid heartbeat may occur in those who are experiencing a panic attack.
this sounds familiar hahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaahahaha
Gf caught me masturbating to David Cameron and combined with the fact that i've been distant this past week and ignoring ehr i dont think she's coming back.
How the fuck do i explain to her i'm not gay or bisexual?
>>62035011
just rolling in bed thinking about how i wish i was less subby
lads will moggy be in the cabinet?
>>62034971
The Highlanders must be annihilated
>>62035004
audi tt
>>62035022
what engine MATE
>>62035078
LONDON
>>62035049
*pins you on the bed*
lmao xx
>>62035078
hairdresser
well lads, im off to pretend that my hand is a vagina.
ta ta x
ALERT ALERT ALERT
NEW THREAD THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pq0kTmg4Fpg
Why are they walking towards the camera?
>>62035081
2L petrol
>>62035100
;w;
do what ever
>>62035078
i'll take your car keys
i'll take your energy
Wish it wasn't considered weird to wear a tie to a 'smart casual' event.
>>62035125
copying kev
>>62035004
316d
please stop responding to poleaboo
>>62035004
big red car
>>62035179
laughed
>>62035152
*steals your pillow and run while you quiver in fear*
hon.
>>62035049
>being anything but vers
Pleb tier tbqh
>>62035141
how old are, how much is insurance..why an old mans car?
>>62035183
salesrep ?
>#JFT96 trending
reminder to never give in to SJWs
>>62035255
can't you at least kiss me?
i really want to try it
finished an enjoyable tug of the penis
>>62035101
bird who cuts my hair literally drives one of these
>>62035292
I'm 24 the car is 07 plate, too fucking much because I've made a claim in the last 5 years (around £750), I like car-shaped cars and mazdas are super reliable
>>62035348
Stop oppressing me
>>62035078
Isleworth.
>>62035321
*slips some tongue in*
bit gay
unpopular opinion: get rid of the British overseas territories, northern ireland and the crown dependencies
>>62035292
im a chippy, work in a pub too
>>62035386
good idea 2bh
Stubbed my pinky toe against the wall lads. Doing a screech
>>62035307
not trending for me?
twitter trends are fucked up lately
>>62035004
Ford Sierra with a 2.9 boa
>>62035405
hate it when that happens
hurts :(
>>62035405
>pinky
This is a dig at me and I won't tolerate it any longer
>>62035390
I think you mean that you're a Chipperman.
>>62035207
You're going to regret it when I'm dead a few years from now
>>62035307
as if they're still going on about it
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.
>>62035307
>bereaved families don't deserve justice
fuck off blairite
>>62035125
would stick my willy in those thatches
>>62035381
thank you sir~
other twat with a trip please stop posting as such, I've been reporting you on the off-chance you were him and now I have to wait before I can report actual him
Been feeling dizzy nonstop for the last two days lads
>>62035374
that's where i live. in the nice bit by the river though, not the shithole part
Can't wait to go through PMS every day
>>62035442
you're scum
https://youtu.be/ZIwAyvoGLu0
>>62035497
Good
>>62035442
howling
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>>62035503
t-that's where i live too
>>62035503
>>62035576
now kiss
thoughts on minimalism?
>>62035436
I think you mean chipmason
>>62035620
>>62035620
>>62035620
>>62035620
done me in a new
*is a cunt to people*
*acts the victim now my willy is shriveling up*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLcA3M8820
actual choon
>mia malkovas new scene
>>62035623
>>62035628
reported
>>62035623
Well done, brother
>>62035628
Fuck off, Aussie JF cunt
>>62035656
link
>>62035503
>>62035576
I used to live in Isleworth, Gresham Road but it was a long time ago.
>>62035832
that's Hounslow you pikey
>>62034878
look what you've done
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