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BRITISH anime girl related to british culture edition
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korean pop
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shit thread.
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>>62029544
Laser burned part of his face
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>>62029559
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>>62029545
>>62029559
die
>>62029571
+1
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Guess my IQ.
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Well you gave him exactly what he wanted
You played right into his hands
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>>62029589
0 lol
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>>62029578
>>62029588
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Alri lads
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Theresa is cute, CUTE
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animemes
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>>62029559
Why do you only post pictures of koreans? Why not any songs or the latest goss.

I don't think you are trying hard enough to make this meme a success. I might have to take your posting license away if this continues.
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http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1467886934230.webm
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drew a few pics lads haha
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me: total rorke but also a union member
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>>62029606
How am i able to survive then
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>>62029616
jesus mate do NOT post this ogre-esque malformation again
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i made this image

what are you opinions on it
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>>62029589
127
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>>62029616
DISGUSTING
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>>62029589
140 because that 100% credible online IQ test you had told you so
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>>62029619
that's what /mu/'s for
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>>62029644
>you
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>>62029644
may i add it to my karenkollection?
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>>62029662
feel free, it's in my KuteKarenKollection too.
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>>62029559
Wtf i hate kpop now
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>>62029616
DONT EAT ME
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>>62029675
thank you
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madman actually did it

http://i.4cdn.org/f/mfw.swf
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>>62029703
cunt
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Monica is cute, CUTE
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>>62029703
This is literally a health hazard.
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>>62029721
lol
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>>62029644
you image very good
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>>>/mu/66367276
are tim
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>>62029741
>spiderman duvet
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How am i able to survive?????

I cant even create a weapon, i cant cooperate and my body is not capable of living in harsh conditions
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>>62029656
>/mu/ kpop threads
>any discussion about music

Hah, nice joke anon!
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WHAT THE FUCK I WAS PLANNING ON GOING FOR A CYCLE BUT IT STARTED LASHING AHHHHHHHHHHH
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Getting my daily dose of Amos Yee lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d0oCw_fvR3A
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>>62029792
Go cycling anyway
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>>62029792
what a childish overreaction. no one cares.
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>>>/lgbt/6546925
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https://theintercept.com/2016/07/12/after-dallas-shootings-police-arrest-people-for-criticizing-cops-on-facebook-and-twitter/

he he
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>>62029768
It's called a quilt
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>>62029778
>admitting the correlation between kpop posters and off-topic shitposting
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>wizard robes will never be in fashion

I hope I win the lottery so i can get some uber comfy ones custom tailored.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KDuWCWMs2-Y
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>>62029721
>>62029742
got you
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Really makes u think
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>>62029703
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>>62029826
No, it's a duvet

A duvet covers the quilt
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>>62029841
me on the right
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>>62029841
neither of them
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>>62029859
>No, it's a duvet

>A duvet covers the quilt
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Queenie just arrived at the Palace, it's happening
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don't reply to him
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day of today, going out catching pokemon
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>>62029859
Ignore this post, I fucked up

It's a duvet COVER

You're all still wrong though
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>>62029773
Find a strong black man and offer your butt to him in exchange for his protection.
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Im upset im gonna beat up my dog
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>>62029644
Why do you make pictures of my gf?
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>>62029841
Doesn't Corbyn live in a literal mansion
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Ignore it
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>>62029903
sweden being muslim again
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>>62029778
touche

>>62029832
you should try it some time
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>>62029913
He grew up in a mansion, now he lives in an expensive house in Islington
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>>62029905
pls give kashmir back to pakistan and return Assam & Darjeeling to the UK
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>>62029913
>london
>mansion
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imagine having them tag team your willy
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>>62029932
Don't reply you yank idiot
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>>62029913
He lives in a nice house in Islington, it's worth as much as a mansion.
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>>62029905
um, back the fuck off? that's my gf
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>Labour not standing to applaud

bitter children
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>>62029936
>born into well off family
>fuck up your a-levels
>become leader of the opposition

is there a more pathetic story in britain?
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>>62029545
>loli with british accent
R U I N E D
U
I
N
E
D
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>>62029966
Fuck you
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>>62029966
racist image. baka at swedes
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>>62029938
Rasheed
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>>62029959
>standing to applaud
this was embarrassing the first time they did it for Blair

thank god they didn't do it again
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>>62029964
Fuck off

Corbyn is absolutely based
Not the usual political slime inhabiting Westminister and British politics in general
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>>62029942
would be more lip than willy
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This Cameron dickriding is pure cringe
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>UK govt just sold £1.25bn of 10yr index linked (eg inflation proof) bonds at an interest rate of -1.578%
>Yes, minus

https://twitter.com/EdConwaySky/status/753164809538039808/photo/1
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>>62029964
>>62029994
>32 years in parliament
>literally serve no front bench positions or on any parliamentary committees
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>>62029966
I'm sad now.
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>>62029969
>finnish character
>no finnish accents

shame
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>>62029994
Corbyn has led his party into irrelevance and deteriation. He's a worse politician than any other in living memory.
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>>62029959
>cult of personality

sad!
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wew

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=23c_1468378072
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>>62030007
you're so delusional it's unreal
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>>62030016
>literally serve no front bench positions
That's a good thing. Serving on the front bench of Blair/Brown would make him awful
>>62030033
>Corbyn has led his party into irrelevance and deteriation
He's taken the Labour party to record membership and won every election he's been in.
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>>62029994
>Corbyn is absolutely based
>Not the usual political slime inhabiting Westminister and British politics in general

He's a faggot whose wages are paid for from your taxes, who has never worked a real job in his life, and who would turn this country into a socialist muslim hellhole if he was elected.
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>>62030069
Yes, record membership of people who don't support Labour values. He's a trojan for the far left.
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>>62030069
>He's taken the Labour party to record membership and won every election he's been in.

>What is Scotland
>What is Wales
>What is the EU referendum

shut up you stupid cunt
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>giving him replies
fuck off newfriends
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>>62030033
>Implying Gordon Brown didn't fuck it all up in the first place
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>>62030079
>muslim hellhole

that definitely has not happened under Record High Immigration Tories
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I, for one, wholly support Corbyn being leader of the Labour party
Because I vote Conservative
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>>62030102
Gordon Brown was one of the most unpopular PMs ever and still managed to deny the Tories a majority
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is steve dawson a nonce lads
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>>62030048
bit excessive but i can't say i'm sad that they're dead
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Remember when Corbyn pretended to support Remain and then him and his cronies backstabbed the Remain campaign

good bants that haha
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>>62030079
>He's a faggot whose wages are paid for from your taxes, who has never worked a real job in his life,
Like every politician then?
>muslim hellhole
It's the Tories that brought record migration but don't let facts get in the way of a good meme.
>>62030093
How do you know the members don't have Labour values? Corbyn is Old Labour, he represents Labour values far more than Balirite neoliberal scum.
>>62030094
Umm, Scotland went to the SNP before Corbyn was in charge. Wales was losing support for Labour before Corbyn too.

As for the EU, he's always been a Euroskeptic (words of UKIP Wales leader Neil Hamilton), and he was vindicated when the UK voted to leave.
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>>62030079
Corbyn was asked a pig farmer is Jamaica
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>>62030107
I vote Tory but I quite like Corbyn, feel like he's an honest bloke

you need good opposition in the commons for effective government at the end of the day
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>>62030105
This is what I hate about labour. Criticize them at all and they just shout "BUT THE TORIES, THE TORIES."

Newsflash: the fact that the tories and labour are completely identical parties on anything but minor economic issues has been known for years
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>Theresa May is preparing to promote a string of female Conservative colleagues, including into key cabinet positions

So called 'conservatives'
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>>62030107
>Because I vote Conservative
But Corbyn was the one who forced the Tories to do u-turns that Blairites supported.

Clearly you don't actually keep up with what's going on.
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>>62030100
>him
I'm a girl
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love watching ****** squirm as it posts in the knowledge it is falling on deaf ears

dance my little puppet
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>>62030182
>he thinks being conservative is keeping things the way they were in the 1920s

mug
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1-3 something from the backlog
4-6 Mountain Blade
7-9 Race Injection
0 Shitpost all day
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>>62030159
You realise there was an election in Scotland in 2016 right? Labour came third behind the Tories thanks to Corbyn

>Corbyn is Old Labour, he represents Labour values far more than Balirite neoliberal scum.

Corbyn actively opposed Old Labour, he called Jim Callaghan a Tory!
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>>62030172
People campaigning for Labour have the same arguments Remain did
>THE ALTERNATIVE IS BAD
Sure, but why are you good?
>T-THE ALTERNATIVE IS BAD, AND ALSO SCARY
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>>62030172
Yes because you were not criticising Labour at all lmao. Tories turned this place into a Muslim hellhole

t. UKIP voter
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>>62030159
>It's the Tories that brought record migration but don't let facts get in the way of a good meme.

Is your only justification for liking corbyn the fact that the tories are just as bad?

fucking pathetic lad
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>>62030159
Because, like you right now, they're constantly complaining about the current labour goverment and only support Corby as a complete usurption of it.

Corbyn is destroying the party and parasites like you are enabling him. Form your own fucking party and stop trying to hijack ours.
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so called "job opportunities"
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>>62030182
bizzare to think the cucks of yesterdays generation are the conservatives of today
do you think corbyn would be considered conservative one day?
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>>62030192
good post
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>>62030182
Conservative doesn't just mean being a cunt
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Going to put the Janny in a triple armbar suplex knacker buster twist next time I see him
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>>62030216
what is conservative about them then if they concede on every social issue
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>>62030238
corbyn is conservative today, reactionary actually
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>>62030226
>Callaghan
He was the one who took the IMF loan that imposed austerity policies on the UK. That is Toryism.
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>>62030231
Yeah labour don't want mass immigration of muslims, which is why muslims vote tory en masse.

Oh wait...
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>>62030223
Mad Max it is then.
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>>62030266
This country would have been bankrupt otherwise you stupid fuck
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I will not rest until ISIS are defeated.
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>>62030270
The FACT is the Tories have been in power for 6 years and have done nothing but increase immigration.

Don't care about your parallel universe where Labour are in power
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jews are messing me around lads

I want them out of business immediately
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ISIS have been defeated
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>>62030256
British Conservatism =/= social conservatism
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Just jumped into the bath

Oops, I meant I just arrived in Bath
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>>62030182
>Equality and liberal values are the preserve only of the left
The same bullshit behind insisting May isn't a feminist while the only thing you need to be a feminist, as they frequently spout, is to think women are equal to men. The far left is a joke.
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>>62030234
>tories are just as bad
But the immigration record is worse not the same. Yet you and the rest of /brit/ always complain about Labour's migration record despite the Conservative's being even worse.

I suppose it's hard to formulate opinions on facts rather than memes as you're used to.
>>62030235
Corbyn isn't destroying anything. He was democratically elected. The MPs who don't support him started this war, he didn't.

It's you who should fuck off if you don't like democracy.
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Funny how Corbbots complain about muh blairites when its the soft left who hate the Blairites who are trying to get rid of him
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>>62030293
ummm, no
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remember all those iraqi immigrants fleeing to europe when we bombed the fuck out of their country?
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>>62030364
Yes, do you seriously think Jim Callaghan asked the IMF for help because he was a closet tory?
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>>62030346
The people trying to get rid of Corbyn are the Blairites. Angela Eagle's voting record is exactly in line with Blairism.
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>>62030321
so it's just free-market liberalism

wonderful
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"Pretty soon it's going to be two-nil, and not a pink bus in sight"

honestly don't know what davy cameron meant by this
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>woman prime minister
KEKED
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>>62030390
Tom Watson, Owen Smith, Ed Milliband, Lisa Nandy and Seema Malhotra are not blairites you thick shit
Angela Eagle was supported by the unions for deputy leader and didn't serve in any blair cabinets
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>muh Labor and Liberal celebrity half-guided politics
>not resenting big government in every form


aha alri you freedom hate cuckbots, ready for another day of neutering and estrogen?

>oh bugger, this was my favourite linen suit and panama hat

t. me smashing your skull with my ivory cane on my way to the libertarian convention
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>>62030321
Are you saying British politics isn't just copy-pasted from US politics? Next you'll be telling me we don't get to elect our PM.

>>62030339
You're delsuional if you think the Labour party isn't in shambles atm. And yes, it is Corbyn's fault, because trying to blame the MPs who don't support him is practically blaming the party.

>Democratically elected
Yes, by people who aren't Labour supporters and paid three quid to get a vote. His touted mandate is illegitamte.
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>>62030399
all major political parties these days should be built on certain fundamental principles of liberalism you mong

democracy, the right to freedom of expression, the right to avoid imprisonment without trial
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>>62030387
1. The conditions of the loan were bad. Callaghan didn't have to take those conditions.

2. He didn't need to take the loan at all. Fixed exchange rate systems are an option.
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It's a real shame that the electorate failed the blairite elite so badly
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>>62030410
shes probably more of a man than whatever effeminate Europonce you sissy benders can conjure up.
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>>62030449
>Yes, by people who aren't Labour supporters and paid three quid to get a vote. His touted mandate is illegitamte.

on top of this, I'm pretty sure MPs have a bigger mandate from their voters
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>>62030400
do your fucking research, grub
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>>62030445
>libertarian convention
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>>62030475
clickbait
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>>62030474
Literally not even an argument
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>>62030454
economic liberalism is different you cretin
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>>62030469
>Corbyn supporters actually believe Jim Callaghan is a Tory
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>>62030427
Yes they are Blairites, look at their voting record. Or their Brownites. Exactly the same fucking thing.
>>62030449
>the people who support Corbyn aren't supporters
>the people who don't support Corbyn are supporters
This is just meaningless drivel.

The Labour party is facing problems because the MPs decided to go to war with the Leader. Corbyn didn't start anything. The MPs did. It's their fault. Stop trying to absolve them of responsibility of their actions.
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>>62030516
im not arguing. im calling you a poof.
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>>62030488
um, clearly a jewish plant to disenfranchise the ascendant enlightend minority of superior men that is the libertarian movement

back to your chimney sweeping please while I ready my space travel machine to monkey planet
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>>62030530
err, you realise Tom Watson was the MP who ousted Blair?
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>>62030484
Thanks for the (You) you dancing little imp, played you like an absolute fiddle
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>>62030538
I'm laughing in your face m8
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>all the Farage memers have resorted to defending the Tory party

oh dear oh dear
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>>62030470
lol this
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>>62030488
is that Brian Blessed?
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>>62030475
who asked her opinion? the EU vote rightly should not have dictated who was the next PM
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>>62030567
Libertarian candidate

You can tell all the lolberts jumped shipped from Ron Paul to Trump
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>>62030026
>>62029969
>have to go to some obscure anime nobody has ever heard of to find a finnish character
>mfw the British character is the main character of a well known anime
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why are weather forecasts so bad?
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May's idea, just saying.
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/brit/? more like /shit/ wahey
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>>62030626
me behind the wheel
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RIP BIG DAVE
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>>62030600
you do realise that the mast vajority of anime is for children don't you
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>>62030626
*applies for asylum*
*goes missing*
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>>62030553
They all turned on Blair at the end because it was a shambles. Same thing with Thatcher.
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>Need to sack someone on their first day by the end of the day
>on their entry form it asks "do you have a medical issue that might effect working nights"
>he ticked yes
>it's a night role
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>>62030626
how many people get in illegally though
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>>62030558
but don't say the Tories' record on immigration is far worse

just ignore that bit
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>>62030667
It is? This changes everything.
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>>62030530
Yes, most of them aren't supporters of the labour party. Your own "record numbers of new members" shows that: they didn't support the labour party until Corbyn got in power with policies malaligned to most of the party's goals.

And as the interloper, Corbyn did cause this. His presence is the cause of the disruption in the labour party; you can not say the same for the rest of the MPs, because without them, there would practically be no labour party.
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>>62030675
he's going to be really upset

probably told his mummy hed got a job and she was all chuffed

why did you let him get the job before reading his forms FFS
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>>62030675
why the fuck did you employ him then you spastic
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want a Tory gf
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*picks up phone and leans back*
*a click is heard on the other end*
>Chairman? yes, it seems the runt in cage #62030554 is becoming restless... yes yes I've tried the decoy (You), he gobbled it up... yes his (You) output is still sub par... in the slop grinder you say? right away Mr Chairman
*puts down phone and presses large red button on desk*
*a loud buzzer is heard and the runts in the warehouse grow restless, screeching and running around in the cages within their batteries*
*a large metal hook hovers over cage 62030554 and the lid opens*
*the runt attempts to scramble out but is quickly grabbed by the large contraption, squeezing it so its eyes bulge from their sockets*
*the other runts are releasing deafening screeches at this point as the runt is lifted up and taken away*
*over the sound of the screeches the sound of the grinders can be heard spinning up*
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>>62030719
answered your own question there mate
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*places hands on hips, pushing back my trench coat in the process*
*you catch a glimpse of my katana*
*you recoil in fear*
hmph!
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>>62030739
GREAT runtposting
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>>62030705
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>>62030709
New people joined the Labour party because they saw Corbyn as a representation of Old Labour, something that had been destroyed by "New Labour" and the Blair/Brown years.

These new members are true Labour supporters not Neoliberal globalists a la Blair.

>MPs, because without them, there would practically be no labour party.
Are you delusional? The MPs are only there because of the party. They couldn't do anything by themselves. In Labour supporting constituencies, people vote for the "Labour party" not for their MP. Post people don't even know their MP.
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>dentist

reeeee
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got a bit tipsy last night and pressed the gas button instead of the hose button for the runts in shed 3F. I'm sure they're fine hahaha *opens the shed doors to see piles of dead runts lying on each other, many of their shitposts not even half completed* hahahah, HOOHOO, oh deary me. This will hurt profits a small amount. Hahaha, what a hoot though, I must say. Hohoo.
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http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398

>Harassment of women is to be recorded as a hate crime in a bid to tackle sexist abuse.

Sure hope none of ya lads said any mean words about women. Wouldn't want to end up in jail for posting illegal things on the internet, right?
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>>62030769
clealy not
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>>62030804
Alright 'are Tim lad?
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>>62030815
nottingham mentioned
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>>62030048
wtf
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>got tagged in a year old blurry picture of some girl kissing me at a party
haha yes now my new uni friends will think im a normie... it's all coming together
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Play Hey There Delilah.
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sat at a bus stop in between a church, a nursery and a shopping centre playing pokemon
been sat here for like an hour
getting weird looks
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reminder that your rights end where my feelings begin
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>>62030848
yeah yeah sunshine just perfect...the dentist but...he's up to no good...
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>>62030881
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anyone got any good bollock posts saved? could use a good kek
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>>62029644
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>>62030941
got some oc for you, let me just find my camera
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I had a dream last night where I was at the fairground. Maisie was at the strength tester giving the lever an absolute beating. She had this huge, heavy, oversized wooden mallet which she was swinging down with impressive strength. I watched her get really into it, striking harder each time. With every blow the puck got closer and closer to the bell. I was in the crowd cheering her on, imploring her to hit it harder and harder. After a particularly big swing fell just short, we all thought she'd given up. She was panting, and sweat was running down her face and neck. But then she grasped the hammer tightly, and swung it back over her shoulders for a final bash. We began cheering as loud as ever. She stuck out her chest, spread her legs, and breathed in. With a yell she swung the hammer down. But suddenly, in place of the lever, I found myself lying there, stark naked, my cock and balls directly in the impact zone. I screamed as bell dinged and the hammer pulverised my dick and bollocks into a fine paste.

I woke up with a rock solid erection, my trembling body splattered with cum
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watching the new frank yang
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Theresa Will
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>>62030980
kill us all
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Love when the runt thinks he can escape
>anyone got any good bollock posts saved? could use a good kek
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What is it about bananas that make them so hilarious?
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>>62030641
Moldova? More like MOULDova haha
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when will it fucking rain
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My childhood dream has always been to become an astronaut. I've worked incredibly hard to make it to where I am today. Peak fitness, intelligence, and social skills - that's what has propelled me to this position, to have the honour of being the first human to travel to the planet Venus.

Of course, it's a dangerous, uninhabitable rock of a world. They've had to invent several new kinds of material just to create a suit powerful enough to withstand the constant acid drizzle, intense heat, and toxic atmosphere. The sheer resistance of Venus to any form of life is why I'm so attached to it, actually. It's a marvel of nature, the most life-destroying world out there. And we named it after a goddess of love.

My mission to Venus is a special one. A deeply personal one. Sure, the research I do there will be groundbreaking, and the glory of being the first of our kind to step on that previously unconquerable terrain will be unmatched. No, I'm interested in Venus for something different.

It was difficult, but I managed to persuade the chief engineer of my space suit to add a little personal modification. Nothing fancy, just an extra opening where there usually isn't need for one. Why, you ask? Let's just say...when I step out of my capsule and enter the scalding, poisonous Venetian climate for the first time, my precious little goolies are going to be the first to know.
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Sophie Turner > Maisie Williams
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>>62029966
Why.
Dog is friend.
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>>62031045
die
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love this
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why are other boards so bad at sensing bait lads
it's like they're all autistic apart from us
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Poleaboo just had another fight with his sisters

He was being rude to them when they attempted to engage him in conversation, just like they were being rude to him yesterday

They threw tantrums unsurprisingly
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Aero mint lads
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don't give him the light of day
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off to my interview
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>>62031141
It's NIGHT or day, you fucking idiot
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>>62030826
because he is a spastic, you spastic
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>>62031149
dapper
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In the car on my lunch break lads
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Lads.
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>>62031126
Excellent choice lad
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Poleaboo is on a diet
He is hungry

Not sure what to do

Just persevere or get a light snack?
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do not engage him lads
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At the end of the day jeremy
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>>62030719
Because he didn't do the form till after he started.

Here's the best thing... I can't give him a reason for the sacking or its descrimination. I literally have to say "you're sacked as you're unsuitable" if he asks why I have to keep repeating till be leaves.
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resist the urge to engage him, tempting though it may be
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>>62031095
/pol/ and /r9k/ take the bait just for shitposting and lels
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>>62031202
cyanide
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look at him go! haha
go on son
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>>62031221
>giving it (You)s
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>gf accidentally texts 'keep it in me'
Muh dick

What phrases would you want a girl to say during sex?
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>>62031161
oh right, I am the spastic now.
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>>62031222
the very action I make when pounding the black gf
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Bit worried.
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>>62031221
dont reply to him pls
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>>62031222
Haha yes my don
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>>62031126
very good
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>>62031238
>>62031253
sorry
>>62031247
yes
>>62031251
panic
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6xOQ6_K8Kr8

Having a go
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>>62031210

I'd put you in a headlock til you spat out the reason if I was him

don't be sly and just tell him
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