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korean pop edition
used to be smart and quick witted lads wtf happened
janny must be asleep
>>62027198
he's in work
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Jbx0L42Z_U
Kyary
doing a panic attack
>>62027148
> Yes killing 100 drug dealers is the same as 6 million Jews. Good point.
The president has just begun killing users and addicts as well, a vulnerable demographic of the population.
Hitler killed Jews, Gypsies, and the physically and mentally disabled people, also a vulnerable demographic of the population.
> Inb4 "just don't use drugs"
Yes, because telling people to not use drugs has clearly been an effective way of solving the drug problem that the "war on drugs" created.
If life imprisonment wont deter dealers or users what makes you think death will be an effective deterrent?
>The president has just begun killing users and addicts as well, a vulnerable demographic of the population.
Proof he has killed a non-dealing user.
He's offering his addicted citizens rehab. What more can he do considering how poor the country is
my boss
UNO MY STYL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fETOzNKVtds
Stay
>>62027337
I read it here: https://asiancorrespondent.com/2016/07/philippines-duterte-drug-addicts/
but I'm not sure how accurate that source is.
Killing all dealers isn't a good idea either though, because not all dealers are violent.
Woke
>>62027373
Shite
>tfw not a sexy Royal guard
>>62027377
>another 952 confessed drug users and pushers, fearing for their safety, surrendered themselves to authorities in the past two days.
Only dealers he hasn't killed are the ones who didn't surrender. He doesn't want drug dealing to be a legitimate job.
>>62027409
t. wasteman
me watching the runts think they're people
>select all the pies
>one of them is a pizza
Fucking yanks
will she be at the olympics
why do youtubers with millions of subscribers always do that "10k likes and i'll do such and such" thing when they know full well that their video is going to get hundreds of thousands of likes
>>62027504
pizza is a type of pie
>>62027504
ay yo that's a 'go 'za
>>62027515
Not if she's shooting like that
>>62027504
>select all the sandwiches
>they're all burgers
reeeeee
England
>>62027461
I guess we'll see soon enough, should be pretty interesting to watch from the sidelines.
>>62027530
pies are made of pastry and have lids; a pizza is not a pie
>>62027504
I too enjoy /ck/ memes anon
>>62027530
No it isn't fuck off
Pie needs pastry
>>62027555
yes it is
pizza pie, everyone knows that
cottage pie isn't made of pastry either
>>62027540
Didn't mean to
Quote you
>>62027472
u r moist blud
>>62027572
don't fucking reply to me unless you've got something factually correct to say
>>62027572
>cottage pie isn't made of pastry either
Danes, everyone
If I get 10 (You)s I will make a part 2 of this post
>>62027586
god damn lad
porn is a bit disgusting isn't it
>>62027596
fuck off, i'm not the one who doesn't understand what a pie is
>>62027572
*sweeps argument detector over this post*
*silence*
>Frenchie thinks he will get {you}s
I like it when middle class girls pretend to be slags
>select all street signs
>none of them is covered in shit
You call that a street?
Theresa Villiers always has a look on her face like you just sneezed and didn't cover your face
Reminder only reason Duterte is being smeared in western media is that he is a socialist
>>62027586
how can she drink coca cola and stay thin
>from roy hodgson to big sam
embarrassing
>>62027664
Oh fuck off, no way
//62027624
read a book you fucking runt
done dealing with you for today, confiscating this (You). I gave you a chance and you fucking blew it.
>>62027657
by having a normal metabolism
>>62027639
keep 1 and put the rest in the bin
¥°v 62027607
Ribbit ribbit
>>62027572
Mashed potato is used in place of pastry for cottage and shepherds pie because there was such a reliance on them in 18th century rural England, still a pie
Mozzarella however is not a pie topping
>>62027620
"ass to mouth" is pretty rank, never understood the appeal tbqh
>>62027676
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36783415
>>62027681
you read a book, runt
FUCKING YANKS
REEEEEEEE
DELETE THIS
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/men/relationships/10982277/Could-you-give-up-sex-for-a-year-This-man-did.html
My gf is too normal, I need to get a dirty slag sidepiece
>>62027730
I want proof that pie is infact a chicken pie
>>62027752
If he has sex regularly then that's a big deal.
Could you give up 4chan for a year to raise money for charity?
>>62027713
I thought they were going to get Klinsmann?
>>62027770
Fucking easily mate
Not that I would
>>62027372
posted as your sister b4
>>62027730
> some yank idiot put pizza in the pie section of wikipedia
do I look like I give a fucking shit? Is a pizza made of pastry? No. It is made of bread. Does a pizza EVER have a lid? No. Does a pizza have a filling? NO NO NO NO NO.
Stop fucking talking and bin yourself.
>>62027780
who knows
don't particularly want Klinsmann either to be honest
>>62027790
You can have open-faced sandwiches. So logically you can have open-topped pies
'go 'za has high crust and fillings ratherthan toppings, so it's a pie
>>62027790
you already conceded a pie doesn't need pastry to be a pie:
>>62027699
second, there are plenty of pies that have no lid
pizza is a pie, get over yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v5deoPFI-Ow
doing a shuffle~
wait i thought the new tory leader was meant to take over by october, not by wednesday.
>>62027842
Everyone but May dropped out. No point having her spend 3 months campaigning against herself
>>62027814
I did not concede that, that was some other mong.
Cottage pies are not pies, they're just called pies - is mashed potato and meat a pie? No, use your fucking brain. Pizzas are not pies either.
Sit down and shut up.
>>62027842
nobody realised the election contest would be this short
Cameron just said by October as a guideline
What would have happened if Gove hadn't stabbed Boris in the back.
Would he and May be battling it out, or would BoJo have stepped aside too?
made a fort
>>62027813
'go 'za is unironically more like a cheese and tomato tart than pizza
Banger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXPADwU05OQ
>>62027908
would be a shame if it burnt desu
Could you ever get into a loving relationship with a slag lads? I'll be the first to admit I'm a big fan of the stuff they wear and whatnot but I feel like actually being emotionally invested in one would be an utter drain.
good idea
>>62027908
give you a quid to burn it
kek
> made out of bread just like the famous pizza pie
> has a lid
> has a filling
remind me why we call sandwiches "sandwiches" when they're clearly fucking pies?
mmm mmm delicious
>>62027737
>>62027730
I've never heard Sheppard's Pie called Cottage Pie and only some Jersey and Long Island fags call it Pizza Pie.
>>62027914
>banger
more like shit desu lad. you should kill yourself.
omg will thainonce just FUCK OFF
literally nobody likes you you fucking kiddy fiddler
>>62027890
Boris' plan was to weaken David Cameron, force him to resign then take over
he never wanted to actually leave the EU and never thought it would happen
>>62027960
>I've never heard Sheppard's Pie called Cottage Pie
Shepard = lamb
Cottage = beef
>>62027944
I think the point is, anything with a pastry base is a pie.
I agree though, calling a pizza a pie seems wrong even if technically correct, like a tomato being a fruit.
>>62027960
>sheppard
*shepherd
>shepherd
fuck off yank
>>62027942
more of the girl on the left?
>>62027963
>he doesn't like lim kim
>>62027967
t. mystic mike - the mind reader
>>62027971
>Shepard
SHEEP HERD. SHEPHERD. YOU FUCKING MONGOLOID.
>interviewer this morning told me he had received over 200 resume
JUST
>>62027981
Tomatoes are vegetables you silly chink
>>62027981
A PIZZA DOES NOT HAVE A PASTRY BASE SO IT IS NOT "TECHNICALLY A PIE" IS IT? REEEEEEEEEEE
>>62027981
no one asked you nonce
neighbour is genuinely the fittest woman i've ever seen online or offline
she's brunette, about 30 odd, absolutely gorgeous thighs and perfectly sized tits, amazing face too
she's always walking around the garden in tight shorts and skimpy tops
i can't count the number of times i've sat at the window this summer knocking one out as she's put her washing out
do you think if i proposition her with money she'd have sex with me? i never see any blokes there so i'm guessing she's single
fucks sake
>>62028006
ok
>>62028011
yes?
>>62027914
I still can't understand the massive appeal over it 2bh
>>62028011
>Pastry is differentiated from bread by having a higher fat content, which contributes to a flaky or crumbly texture.
'go 'za is a lower-fat version of a pie essentially
>>62027657
"exercise"
>>62028023
Still would tho
>>62028036
literally don't understand a word you're saying
fuck off
wish women were taller than men in general
>>62028021
>do you think if i proposition her with money she'd have sex with me? i never see any blokes there so i'm guessing she's single
definitely lad. maybe show her your knob while you ask though just to seal the deal
pakis in
am I late to get into this pastry debate?
>>62028068
Fucking hell
More .. or just link the gallery
>>62028021
>do you think if i proposition her with money she'd have sex with me?
>>62028077
BAD NIGE
Going down the low-fat-fruit-and-dairy-pie-eria lads. Anybody want anything?
You will not agree with us if you are content with things as they are, if you are willing to let this country just drift. If you believe that government by talk must at last give place to government by action.
>>62028023
>>62028068
>how do you want those lips mam?
>sausage my shit up surgeon senpai
>>62028023
>>62028068
>Fuck her while this song plays: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mCJkVTBSq0M
>>62028021
pics you fag
>>62028114
fucking hell these people need purging
>>62028114
god bless liberalism
>>62028114
keep going
>>62028065
But that would make us even more unattractive and give them even more power over us than the already unfair amount they have.
>>62028066
>>62028092
i'm desperate, i'd do anything to sleep with her she's so fit
what's a good amount? £400? £500?
you'll never be 15 and in love
lying on the grass on a warm summer night, watching the stars, carelessly chatting
not worrying about rent, bills, student loans
only worry in life is how you're gonna cheat on that history test on monday
you'll never take a young, tight, hot-bodied girls virginity, pulling out to cum all over her back and have her look in your eyes and say "I love you"
you'll never have a girl around every day after school, pretend to be doing homework together, but instead just **** like rabbits
you're in your 20's now
gotta get a good job
gotta be a serious man now
all the good ones are taken
maybe a nice girl will eventually settle with you
they have already felt all those new exciting feelings before, and are usually jaded and bitter
you missed what it feels like to have not a care in the world other than making your girl happy
you have missed out on teenage love
alri thailad
alri
Been watching The Leftovers lads
phenomenal show
>>62028168
just try to talk to her you moron
>>62028168
upload pics NOW
>>62028168
Why not try admitting that you fancy her first lad
That way she's less likely to assume you're calling her a whore who does it for money and you can have a night of passion instead of an obligation of sex (assuming your get shagged quick gimmick even works)
>>62028168
m8 you do this, good scenario, she freaks out on you and never talks to you again
bad scenario, you'll get pinched
give it to me i'm worth it
*starts twerking*
>>62028211
looks stupid
is it good though
new joddle
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZY9YzXBjg0U
>>62028247
how are any of you mongs even remotely attracted to this
>>62028219
>>62028230
i'm a 5/10 she's a 10/10, there is no situation where i can convince her to have sex with me without me offering an incentive
>>62028221
what makes you think i have pics you knob, any ideas on how to get her name so i can look at her facebook? i know her car reg so if there's a way you can check the owner i could do that
>>62028232
i guess so, worried she'll call the rozzers
>>62028245
its actually pretty amazing
>>62028243
Looks like he's wearing his school tie
>walk into the gym
>SEND MY LOVE TO YOUR LITTLE LUH-UH-VER
>>62027960
>I've never heard Sheppard's Pie called Cottage Pie
good, because they're different things
>>62028275
Are you a pleb though?
Tell me the other shows you thought were amazing so I can judge you.
>>62028293
for the love of god, stop
imagine a COPYPASTA JOURNALIST INTERVIEW
JUST IMAGINE THIS: He is asking one of us questions in a mainstream media interview. Or a DEBATE - WOULD BE HILARIOUS.
And he is speaking in copypasta language e.g:
Dude, while you're getting cursed out, I'm grabbing handfuls of titties.
I really could give two fucks what a coward like you says.
Buddy, you sound like a huge chump who resents women, because you can't get them to play with your ding-dong.
I'm good looking, financially stable, and get hot girls.
I want a white girl.
I want to be in arms of a white angel. (when asked "what are you all about?"
What a slayer. (as a debate comment)
etc. etc.
What you think?
cottage/shepherd's pie: pies
pizza: not a pie
now fuck off
>>62028272
>what makes you think i have pics you knob
you didn't take pics when you were perving?
>>62028272
>i know her car reg so if there's a way you can check the owner i could do that
no idea, google it
>>62028262
theyre not gay like you
>>62028262
We're not, just a joke mate
>>62028322
cottage/shepherd's pies are not true, taxonomical pies
just like how the australian magpie is not actually a magpie
>>62028302
>shows
FOY
>>62028330
bit rude coming from green cornwall desu
>>62028327
>you didn't take pics when you were perving?
no because i was wanking
>>62028350
sorry mate
>>62028366
thanks, you too
>>62028302
goat tier
The Sopranos
great tier
Rrectify
The Knick
TD season 1
Fargo
The Wire
good tier
Friday Night Lights
Mad Men
ok tier
Breaking Bad
any other shows are either comedies or things i dropped or not memorable enough to be rated
>>62028387
how are any of you mongs even remotely attracted to this
>>62028400
pretty good taste
where do you place the leftovers in your ranking list
When is the coronation?
>>62028421
is this real life
>tfw you'll never be this alpha
>>62027140
hello my brown friends
>>62028445
only just finished season 1 probably higher end of great tier so far
>>62028421
what's kevs yank name?
>>62028489
Kevyn
>>62028466
>kissing micheal obama
>>62028400
>Fargo
Is season two any good?
my girlfriend is boring but nice
I wonder if she thinks the same of me
probably
>>62028114
>>62028247
>>62028293
>>62028337
https://twitter.com/KaylaBIGLIPS
>>62028511
Yes
>>62028518
threw up in my mouth a little
>>62028511
depends if youre plebby enough to think the ending is bad or not
>>62028518
>west midlands
>>62028421
my dude looks like justin trudeau
>>62028421
what the actual fuck? why is there a new kev?
besides gay marriage and keeping Scotland in the UK i can't think of anything decent David Cameron did to be honest
This general is so shit and low iq, my own shitposts hardly damage it
>>62028518
I'm both disgusted and turned on at the same time... i'd probs fuck it just to say I did
>>62028564
>keeping Scotland in the UK
>good
lol
>leaving the eu
>bad
lol
>This general is so shit and low iq, my own shitposts hardly damage it
>>62028571
>shitposts
>damaging
haha good one pal
>>62028591
leaving the EU is good if you have the right government to manage the transition
bunch of right wing ideological tories are the last mongs i want in charge
>>62028604
>KEBABS ON ICE
>>62028614
4,3,2,1,5
>>62028653
>4
Fuck off Paddy, she's mine
Something really disturbing just happened
Felt like writing it off here
Business idea: Pretend to be a single dad at the school gates to pick up horny MILFs
>>62028635
right wing ideological tories are the best candidates we have embarrassingly to say
rather them than corbynite turborasheeds
>>62028693
uh, wouldn't you need a kid for that?
>>62028693
Would need to pay one of the kids there to act like hes your son
>>62028693
>so anon which one's yours?
>>62028695
you won't be saying that shit when they privatise the NHS and remove all worker rights
>corbynite turborasheeds
you do realise the Tories imported the most rasheeds right?
really
>>62028705
>>62028710
>>62028719
>>62028719
>>62028719
Fuck, didn't think this through.
I'm out.
>>62028735
almost looks like trisha paytas in this one
also me on the left
ISN'T IT INTERESTING MR SPEAKER
>>62028614
4,1,2,3,5
Just
>>62028728
>privatise the NHS
not gonna happen
>remove all worker rights
designated safe space is not a right
the tories imported the most rasheeds due to people voting for them. if labour had their way a massive chunk of the migrant population would be making its way to the uk and are dave stopped at nothing to prevent that
test
>>62028735
ok please stop now
Daily reminder that our new Prime minister thinks Sharia Law is good for the UK
>been charging my phone since this morning
>didn't turn the charger on at the socket
send help
>>62028796
1>4>2>3
Posting here to distract myself from someone who is invading my privacy
>>62028824
*sends help*
>>62028796
2,1,3,4
>>62028770
forgot about this, should be a good one
>>62028784
>not gonna happen
already started
>>62028784
>the tories imported the most rasheeds due to people voting for them. if labour had their way a massive chunk of the migrant population would be making its way
i don't understand this
it's OK if the Tories to do it but not if the Labour party does it? immigration was lower under Labour
someone give me a reason to leave the house
>>62028796
2,3
POWER GAP
1
POWER GAP
4
>>62028824
what kind of help? paramedic?
Kill me
>>62028421
lol
>>62028818
whats good for the goose is good for the gander m8
>DC's first PMQs
wew, look at his hair
poor Dave
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36776412
>>62028856
Going for a walk cures depression immediately
Drink more water too
>>62028856
Pokemon GO
How should i kill myself
I cant live with the fact that someone just invaded my privacy
>>62028910
get blown up by a grenade in malmo
>>62028856
all the potential qt gfs are outside your house
>>62028856
pokemon go
>this whole thread
bloomin 'eck lads
>>>/fa/11476529
>>62028894
only ever drink water but thanks for the suggestion x
>>62028904
>>62028957
what are you, fucking gay?
>>62028948
VERY good point
>>62028910
Be the swedish version of anders breivik
>>62028891
>put on a proper suit, do up your tie and sing the national anthem
Camo was shit but at least he bled red, white and blue.
>>62028973
stay in the house then you bore
>>62028833
thank you
>>62028862
doesn't matter now
The Queen's helicopter is pretty cool lads
>>62028985
You realise he only said that because it appeals to appeal like you right?
>>62029031
why haven't you gone back 2 reddit yet?
>go to London with a bunch of white people to buy Indian clothes for a wedding there later this year
>girls aren't allowed to wear thin straps, shoulders have to be covered
>meanwhile the saris all have crop tops and there are bare tummies everywhere
India is weird
>>62029031
Isnt that the reason politicians say anything famalam?
When is Jacob Rees Mogg speaking?
Business idea: Kidnap Emily Blunt and keep her as my sex slave for 4 years before releasing her into the Burmese wilderness where she's found by a search and rescue party tipped off by MI5
>>62028856
Go for a swim at your local leisure centre.
>>62029054
>bunch of white people to buy Indian clothes for a wedding
what
feel like crying watching ar Cam
he deserved better
>>62029082
Maybe it is an Indian wedding
>>62029082
It's an Indian wedding in India but the bride and groom live here, so as part of their English friend group we've all been invited
banter in PMQs is already flowing
literally like the last day of school
this was a real /fa/ meetup
Why cant some ppl do shit right right away gawd
Do i have to be your fkin guide too, really
>>62029123
Very runty
massive fly just flew into my room for a closed window
VERY confused
>>62029091
>attacked disabled, poor, working families, students, nurses
>wanted the UK to stay in the EU
>destroyed Libya
Cameron doesn't deserve shit
>>62029107
>spending money on paki clothes to go to a paki country
oh dear
>>62029123
Quite like giraffe neck's fit 2bh.
>Cameron doesn't deserve shit
>>62029145
>students
>>62029146
>Passing up an opportunity to go to a week-long party in an exotic land with over 120 different curries because you're poor
Plus the misses and I are having a week in Goa on the way back so that'll be nice
just flew into some cunt's room haha bzzzzzzz
>TREE FIDDY GAZZILION A WEEK ON DEM NHS M8!!!! AM I ROIGHT!!!
>>62029168
Bet you have voted in 2 general elections max
>>62029168
>kicks british people in the face
>support him anyway
truly a cuck
>>62029145
>attacked disabled
drain on resources
>poor
drain on resources
>working families
drain on resources
>students
arrogant bellends
>nurses
arrogant layabouts
>wanted the UK to stay in EU
ah yes because the UK economy is doing so well in the wake of Brexit
>destroyed Libya
shithole, who cares
How incompetent are you if you have to ask me for help
Like really
business idea: shut down northern ireland
business idea: re-open northern ireland
>>62029181
lol goa is shite mate. hasnt been fun for 15 years.
>>62029181
>because you're poor
oh dear lad
>>62029187
>can't take refuge in our country anymore
sorry for your loss
>>62029202
>elected to help people
>makes people's lives worse
>this is good
*tips fedora* my edgy alt-right friend
>>62029216
Well shit, should have decent food at least
>hey, Anon right? please come this way and we'll get you set up for your cranial nerve exam
cameron wasn't as bad as tonibler
if you disagree you are wrong
>Interpol went shit after Antics
>>62029261
agreed
blair is the biggest piece of shit ever
>>62029235
Those people didn't vote Tory though so who cares
Jesus fkin christ theres always someone who needs you to be there guide jesus christ
>>62029235
>elected to help people
.makes people's lives better as well as making the country better
>this isn't good
*doffs cap* the alt-right hates Cameron sir, please walk on
>literally have to skype someone over stupid shit
>>62029235
>elected to help people
citation needed
>>62027140
nana is mine
might cry now
haha thanks bye
>>62029283
>.makes people's lives better as well as making the country better
You mean making his rich pals lives better, sure they enjoyed all the lucrative NHS contracts he doled out to them
>>62029302
this 2bh lads
PMQ bants is absolutely wild
>>62029261
He tried his best to be Tony Blair though
>>62029279
Many of those people did vote Tory.
>>62029283
>makes the country better
For whom? Literally a rich minority and nothing more. If you hate the people of this country, fuck off back to Pakistan.
>>62029293
That's the point of government by edgy friend.
>>62029313
that's right, literally the only people worth living
All I know is the help to buy schemes that came into effect under Cameron's leadership meant I could get on the property ladder and that's exactly why I voted for him
Boy done good
>>62029306
don't think so mate
>>62029319
haha wahey banter!
>i differ in political opinion
>>62029123
All me
>>62029340
*tips fedora*
oh the edge
https://www.reddit.com/r/BorednIgnored/comments/4sg8gb/wife_reading_her_book_and_ignoring_me_fucking_her/d591dyl?st=iqksgxjh&sh=492a3395
food for thought
>>62029334
which voter are you?
>>62029341
he also put a large majority of young people into massive debt when he tripled tuition fees
>>62029123
looks faggy
>>62029364
>another *tips fedora*
oh dear, getting desperate? you can have a breather if you'd like and come back with some fresh material
>>62029202
The average bremainer
thought on the new trim lads?
>Talking about Strictly
Supported Corbyn till now, ffs
wish i could filter people who use capital letters and full stops and tryhard with their grammar and all that
they're all pakis and reddits
>>62029382
Not me though so woop-dee-doo
>Corbyn thanking DC's mum
what a qt
>>62029377
This is why immigrants shouldn't be allowed to vote tbqh
>>62029433
too right mate
>>62029123
post the Dylan roof version
>Cameron's bum boys are speaking
cretins
>>62029396
Your answer to all the people Cameron hurt is "fuck them, they don't matter XD"
I bet you feel so edgy. It's just sad m8
>>62029423
La Roux, I'm a big fan
>>62029123
have 2 of these lads on the ol' normiebook
>>62029410
it's funny to think about
every time a reddit gets triggered in these threads you just know they voted remain and were having an absolute meltdown when the results were announced
Mogg S P O T T E D
>Camerons american accent
lol
>>62029433
Found the retarded aussieposter.
me n the lads
this has been the best PMQs for a while
so cute
Westminster voting intention:
CON: 36% (+1)
LAB: 35% (+1)
LDEM: 11% (+2)
UKIP: 8% (-2)
GRN: 4% (-)
(via Ipsos Mori / 09 - 11 Jul)
Guess my iq
I will vote for David Cameron no matter whether he is standing or not
In the last 2 weeks Poleaboo has
>made himself permanently sterile
>disfigured himself
>put on weight
Why does Angus Robertson always get to ask so many questions every time? Sick of the sight of him
>i watch pmq's
>>62029485
>doesn't give a shit about the country
>just wants to feel different
also had this stage when i was 12
>>62029512
>disfigured
Tell me more
>>62029518
Because he's leader of the third party in Westminster
>>62029511
How do you vote for someone who isn't standing?
>>62029527
i do though that's why i voted leave
AND LEAVE WON
REDDITS BTFO
WISH I COULD SEE YOUR FACE WHEN THE RESULTS WERE ANNOUNCED
>>62028518
imagine having her suck you off
>>62029590
but i did support leave
>>62029527
Glad you're much more mature at 13. Almost a big boy! My, where does the time go?
>>62028023
>>62028068
>>62028735
>>62028792
white people...
