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hamdog edition
korean pop
alri tim
dead
>>62023610
That looks delicious
>>62023626
That looks like shit
>>62023610
>that picture
I AM LEAKING PRECUM
if another person steps on my robes while meditating on the train i will shoot them on sight
>>62023610
Nice
fuck england though
dont even have a good enough phone to play pokemon go
morning lads
cleaned my bathroom because it was so filthy it was making me feel sick
>>62023709
>be brit
>can't afford shit
Doing a sitting in the car before work
>>62023763
hows the weather?
>>62023752
i can afford it, im just too lazy
weak attempt at bullying
>>62023709
Too afraid to download that unofficial apk. Worried it'll install some backdoor shit
too many yanks; not enough thailads
next kid to swear while walking past and interrupting my meditation will cop a steel bolt to his chest from my titanium bow which i have attached remedial crystals
>>62023778
Sunny with a very slight drizzle
>>62023814
irish weather
>>62023814
>sunny
But where does the drizzle come from?
dont really want to go to work today desu lads
>>62023844
your mums vagoo
>>62023829
Cold out
>>62023851
Throw a sickie fampai
Yes
100mx of chakras straight into the 3rd eye
>>62023791
i'll install something in your backdoor lmao
>>62023901
imgur
>>62023901
what is this picture
>>62023791
can fully vouch for this one.
http://www.apkmirror.com/apk/niantic-inc/pokemon-go/pokemon-go-0-29-0-release/pokemon-go-0-29-0-android-apk-download/
Just check the permissions when you install, if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera etc. then you're alri.
mummy seen the anime poster in my room i recently hung up and now she said im not aloud go to my little cousins birthday party
he was gonna have a bouncy castle -_-
>>62023933
>if it only asks for very basic things like gps, camera
>then you're alri.
Just ordered a load of free maps and books from the EU and they're actually sending them to me the absolute madmen
>>62023939
can't tell if you're being serious
though I do love a good party with a bouncy castle, always get to go titan mode and beat up all the little kids
>>62023963
squeeze every penny
>>62023962
Droidjack (most popular back door) needs basically every permission. The pokemon apk just needs what it needs.
>>62023987
>Tfw pokestop within distance from my work
>>62024005
>tfw still no pokemon in Thailand.
>>62023933
don't click that link lads
thailad just downloaded 2.7GB of kiddy porn onto my android
porridge
>>62023929
Me and the bf x
>>62024017
why?
some musllim anti-evolution fatwa schtick?
>>62024005
>tfw work at a pokestop
>tfw lure it and tons of people come in and buy drinks while sitting and waiting for pokemon
>tfw I can use lures to get lots of tip money, they pay for themselves and then some
also got a kabutops today lol
>>62024043
nerd
cara 2bh lads
>>62023872
what is it then
YOU FUCKING CUNT!
DONT JUST FUCKING POST IT, AND NOT FOLLOW UP
REEEEEEEE
>>62024041
Thailand is a Buddhist country.
>>62023963
how and what books?
>>62024051
janitor, remove this post
>>62024060
the gfs buddhist :3
>>62024041
you're thinking of malaysia
>>62024060
then whats the dealio yo
I didnt know their were any buddhist countrys officially
>>62024050
i'm not
>>62024071
literally the same shit
>>62024097
so is mexico and USA
Doing a lie in bed whilst all the normans go to work.
>>62024069
dee mak :3 (very good)
>>62024072
Probably just not on the 'rush to market' list of countries for the company,
Alri lads
Your mums a fatwa
>>62024051
exceptional post
Good morning, lads.
>>62024125
feels
going to go scout out the pokestops
>>62024108
you're not wrong
almost went to work then I remember there is no advantage in getting in early today
hmm
Doing a lie in bed because i woke up late and mummy is hogging the toilet so i can't shower until the greedy cow is done
smoke my weeeeed
aint no mc smokin meeeee
>>62024151
what about the pokestop?
>>62024151
show some fucking respect
>>62024176
going to be there until fucking 7 today, I am taking some liberties m8
>>62024173
good point
>>62024153
show some fucking respect
>>62024153
once left a shit outside the bathroom door for the sister because she took ages
>>62024197
show some fucking respect
A Waifu, in contrast to a harem, is the love between one man and his one and only Waifu.
Shit lads i've got two
Also are you meant to wank to your waifu? Thats fucked up, I just think mine are cute
Left Britain and now I'm living the American dream in the states, lads. Make the move.
got a feeling 4chan will break at 10am
>>62024241
Are you a nonce?
>>62024241
>Also are you meant to wank to your waifu?
wanking is strictly off limits
mark carney is a national treasure
Where's your nearest Pokestop lads?
Mine's literally just across the road from my house.
>>62024247
Who did you marry to get residence?
>>62024241
not waifus if you have more than one baka
Poo just EXPLODED out of my hole
>>62024272
An expat coworker
POP POP
>>62024271
No fucking clue mate
Breaking news: Larry the downing street cat WILL NOT be leaving number 10 today.
>>62024302
finally, some stability
10kg of cat food has been dispatched today
said it will be delivered on the 29th though
will have to buy more cat food if thats the case
Being British is about driving a German car to an Irish pub for a Belgian beer, then traveling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American shows on a Japanese TV with your wife's Nigerian son.
>>62024302
Cute as fuck. Only heard about Larry recently.
>>62024338
why don't you just go to the store and buy cat food
>>62024362
I will if I have to but the food I normally buy isn't in any shops near me
>>62024339
very insightful
an astute observation
>>62024339
So British people are connoisseurs of world culture
found a working shemale japan password months ago and it still works, can't believe my luck
Going to work bye
>>62024482
GAS THE JEWS WHEEZING NOW!
>>62024482
>goes to holocaust memorial
>pulls out pokemon game
Don't know whether to laugh or refer you to an autism specialist.
>>62024145
Too early for feels, innit?
>>62024482
ah yes, I'm sure the japanese game designers for pokemon go specifically meant for there to be a koffing in a holocaust museum in washington
>>62024520
Have a nice day
>>62024535
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/07/12/holocaust-museum-to-visitors-please-stop-catching-pokemon-here/
Was Brexit a mistake?
>>62024551
no, the EU was a mistake
>>62024544
>niantic
>japanese
the game isn't even out in japan you gump
>>62024551
no, the netherlands was a mistake
>>62024551
Won't know until it happens.
Largely depends on how well we negotiate post-brexit trade and if the government decide to fuck us in the bum over certain rights
>>62024551
yee, it was utterly futile
the british electorate has been codded, the greatest dupe of this century
>>62024578
was referring to the japanese american game designer you cretin
verdict is in: tyrrells chips are in fact good
>>62024603
>Votes against the Lisbon treaty
>Lol no Ireland, do it again
>o-ok masters!
>>62024581
You're not british, no need to act up to impress.
>>62024652
oh could you fuck off already
>>62024617
>'’''''''chips'’''''''
FOY
The ridges/furrow ones are best
>>62024668
FOY
>hiding in the toilet at work like I do every morning
>one of my coworkers saw me go in
Means I can't stay here for 20 mins like I usually do because they'll know I hide in here.
>>62024682
hello I made this thread please get the fuck out of it now you limey cumstain
>>62024668
No, I'm brum
>>62024676
>Can you get me some chips?
>Hot chips?
>No, like uhh, chip chips
Has bothered me all my life but I don't want to sound like a wanker saying crisps in aus.
Spaceship facelift
Panamera flow
>>62024628
why are you upset?
>>62024701
Keep hiding and if it becomes a problem, tell them you have crohn's disease
>>62024687
no
>>62024748
Spilled my coffee
>>62024726
if you said crisps around me, i'd lay you the fuck out.
>>62024262
No, both my waifus are over 20 and I don't wank to em.
>>62024266
You treat your Waifu with the utmost respect and courtesy and most refuse to even fap to their beloved, seeing the act as an insult to the non-existent woman they have committed themselves to.
ah right thats good
>>62024274
Cant choose
I've been keeping my ear to the streets
>>62024779
I think you mean "I'd Walker you the fuck out.".
>>62024797
good post
>>62024701
Why do you feel you need to hide?
>>62024838
I prefer being alone, unseen. I feel more comfortable that way.
When I sit with my coworkers I literally don't say a word like the autismal fuck I am. It makes them uncomfortable and me as well.
>>62024876
nice chins
>>62024687
but chips can be like poker chips, which are flat and round like crispy chips are
![Ross-Kemp-The-Fight-Against-ISIS[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/5XnNhvv.jpg "Ross-Kemp-The-Fight-Against-ISIS[1]")
>you will never be ross kemp
jdimsa
"Get a job." - your mother
>>62024898
they're called poker crisps in the UK lad
>>62024928
lol
>>62024898
Chips is slang for money
'Chipping-in'
Is terri seymour h'white?
>>62024873
You'd rather be able to sit with your coworkers in comfort though right? Perhaps you should try building upon your social skills outside of work and once you've gained a little confidence start applying them within the workplace.
>>62024916
"Things are starting to get dangerous so let's get out of here." - Ross Kemp, every episode.
>>62024923
"No mother." -Me
>>62024959
Funny thing is, I've said both those things to your mum
could really do with a Marina gf
Had a very intense and enjoyable sex dream about a random girl who I've never really spoken to on my uni course.
Feels like I've cheated on the gf somehow
when I visited london the lad working at a sandwich shop laughed at me because I said crisps. I was trying my best to fit in
>>62025020
>I said crisps
in what accent?
>>62025020
You've never visited London or even left your country so SHUT UP
>>62025028
Y'all give me summa dem cuh-reeesps raght thare, go'an boy
>>62025028
american of course. if I tried a london accent he would have thought I was taking the piss.
>>62025037
I wasn't even born here matey
HOOOO-EEE, y'all limeys shore know ha'ta make a fiiine cuh-reeesp, ah tell you h'what
want to HOLD HANDS with thailad
>>62025097
Nahh y'all go'an git along, lil' doggy an' leave us boys to our cuh-reeesps, wha' don'tcha
POWER STANCE
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>>62025089
Bit gay
do y'all brits achtually THINK all americans talk in a south-urn red-neck accint?
>>62025130
you have to say "muricans"
>>62025130
woooo-ee, ah tell you hwhat, y'all brits don't know plum-nothin' 'bout duh way us murrcans tawlk, boy howdy
Everyone ready for the last ever PMQs with any banter
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>62025181
wahey! banter!
>Body count rises as new Philippines president calls for drug addicts to be killed
ah yes, very unimpressive
drank an obscene amount of tea this morning
>>62025228
excellent news
scum.
>>62025228
Can't believe that madman actually got elected.
aintry its in west virginia
bored already
>>62025228
Based Duterte also stopped China from overextending in the SCS
>>62025297
we're not helping him out when china inevitably smacks him around
Philippines is a shit hole anyway. Good that they have a non-corrupt leader to clean up.
Are slim girls generally tighter? I've had sex with 3 small-ish, slim girls recently and every single one stopped me multiple times during sex and I'm not even that big.
>>62025344
>Instructing citizens to kill drug addicts is a positive thing
Sociopath 2bh.
>>62025365
Fuck off back to Facebook
>>62025394
I don't use any social media. I get bored as fuck of it after 2 weeks.
Tried them all.
Dad says he feels like a stranger in his own home
Sorry dad
>>62025171
>Americans are mentally handicapped hicks that are all from WV
When will the meme end?
>>62025373
Filipinos wanted it 2bh, the country is fucked. He also stopped that scandal of airport staff planting bullets in luggage to extort passengers.
>>62025433
But you are mentally handicapped
>>62025433
Nahw come own y'all, y'all know not all us murcans is menally hannacapped heeks tht're awl frum WAH-VEE, don'tcha?
Gosh darnit! wheen this silly meem be dun wit? 've had enuff I tell h'ya whut.
>>62025475
nah its just the anti-intellectualism in their globally distributed media portrays a small portion of their culture rather than the breadth because of the marketing department's much lowest common denominator makes more money. What you see on tv and in film isn't necessarily what you get. I have holidayed and worked in the states, they are alright generally.
>>62025532
didn't read any of this
>hating hicks
middle class snobs
>>62025433
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vrEljMfXYo
I love West Virginia.
Post your favourite Drake tune
>>62025686
dont have one coz im not a bender
government's messing me about
Got absolutely pissed last night, almost got with this qt from Southampton and then was dancing with like 8 girls whilst a load Chads looked on in jealousy.
Why am u still a KV?
>>62025686
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-UdsVO7HaJg
does my presence annoy you?
>>62025719
>almost
ther u go
jew's messing me about
Just secured this grad job lads, VERY excited
>>62025846
wew lad
saw some normies at the park while i was walking home from my doctors appointment
>>62025867
ah yes i forgot the most important part, they were playing pokemon go
>killing criminals is bad
liberalism has corrupted our minds
took diphenhydramine last night
now i'm groggy as fuck, can barely focus
>>62025905
rorkeism has corrupted your mind
>>62023791
why don't you just download the official apk then?
damn...
>>62025915
did you see the spider jungle
>>62025867
>>62025903
also, i got a clonazepam prescription
>>62023626
>tfw no slug gf
>>62025931
*does a think*
Should I go to burger king?
>>62025931
*becomes woke*
>>62025931
*imports more immigrants to care for them*
>>62025933
>the spider jungle
what's that
WHEN ARE THEY RELEASING POKEMON GO IN THE UK?!
>>62025919
Yes lets have drug pushers running around the city lmao very diverse!
>>62026001
due process is a fundamental pillar of justice, rorke
>>62025988
when the craze has died down in the relevant countries that already have it
>>62026017
what is relativism
>>62025988
runt life.
>>62025988
you can play it unofficially in the UK right now you stupid little runt
is DAB radio better than FM lads
Omw to meet up with a /girl/ lads
>>62026135
imagine a 4chan.org/girl/ lol
>>62026108
>JF calling others run
*grabs you by the scruff of the neck and launches you 50 feet straight into the slop grinder*
>>62026188
>runt can't spell runt
>Extreme poverty is becoming the norm in Scotland, report claims
good thing they didn't get independence hehe
4chan has radicalized me
>>62026261
>radicalized
FOY
>>62026279
4chan has also Americanized us
>>62026322
>Americanized
FOY
far out lads
why are pinoys so dumb?!
how could the elect someone who kills drug users, addicts, and dealers at the president!
it's fricking insane
>>62026359
dunno don't care lol
>>62026359
>killing 100 know drug dealers out of a population of 100 million is bad
You can go to the police stations and surrender
>>62026415
idiot
>>62026453
not an argument
>>62026415
So when dealers drag some poor cunt off the street and force him to deal, he should die too?
>>62026415
Belfast detected
>>62026485
No, he goes to the police station and surrenders. Like thousands have done.
>>62026472
not a fact
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-nottinghamshire-36775398
>fuck her right in the pussy at a news reporter is a hate crime
>>62026505
>If you surrender we kill your family
There's supposed to be due process for a reason.
>>62026505
*plants drugs on you*
what now my dude?
>>62026415
>100 million
Fucking SEA monkeys
>>62026528
>>If you surrender we kill your family
lol yes just like the movies
>>62026531
You go to the police station and turn them over. Like thousands have done, what are you not getting lol
Anybody want to see something disgusting?
>>62026550
m8 it happens and this is likely to encourage it since dealers will be scared to do their own job.
>>62026550
nah too late my dude, i've already dobbed you in to the police... you didn't find them in time. you're dead.
>>62026550
*sees drugs on you*
*purges you*
ah yes, this is justice
>>62026573
Nah you're alright mate, keep it in your pants haha
*slaps your drink out of your hand*
Britain
>>62026588
>>62026595
lol ok keep living in your fantasy world
>The 4,064 TADS who pledged to stop using and selling illegal drugs will undergo a 4-phased program to be implemented by CADAC with the help of respective Barangay Anti Drug Abuse Council (BADAC) to ensure their total rehabilitation.
ahh yes inhumane rehabilitation, we best go over there and give them democracy
>>62026550
But that actually happens
You think these people make empty threats?
Damn, he snitched
Hmm oh well, that's a real shame
>>62026634
>you can either do this course or we'll execute you in the streets
damn you're right, that is humane!
50mg of ritalin straight up the shitter
>>62026685
might join you with some amphetamine
>>62026671
Ahh yes the alternative life of a meth addict is a very good one
>>62026706
so humane!
>>62026706
Not even sure what this is in response to
Are you somehow saying that by executing dealers you'll be improving meth heads lives?
I made a poopoo in my pants
want a 1940s pinup gf
>>62026740
Yes because you are given a choice to go to rehab or be considered an undesirable who contributes nothing to society and free to be purged.
Filipino idea: just don't do drugs
>>62026706
People can get off meth and have a life afterwards. Your argument is a flawed one and probably just fueled by "stop liking things I don't like"
>>62026758
Hahahaha you edgy cunt
NEETs contribute nothing to society, should we drag them out of their homes in the night and execute them too? The disabled?
>>62026790
>Unable to differentiate between NEETS, the disabled and violent drug dealers
idiot
at work lads
had a dream last night that a twink Mormon lad came to my door preaching and I invited him in and raped the shit out of him
not too sure what that says about me
>>62026771
>People can get off meth and have a life afterwards.
agreed and the government is providing the rehab
I'm next to an Australian woman with her husband. Do you think I have a chance to cucK him?
>NEETs contribute nothing to society, should we drag them out of their homes in the night and execute them too?
>>62026812
You said drug addicts that contribute nothing to society, not dealers
Try again
>>62026829
when was the last time you had a proper wank la
>>62026830
Portugal do that too whilst decriminalising drugs, and they're doing very well.
There's no reason to kill people.
>>62026812
NEETs have a net contribution to society even lower than drug dealers who could at least be argued to be stimulating the economy
pure starvin atm
>>62026812
> implying all drug dealers are violent
t. sheltered manchild
Itt: neets argue why they should live
>>62026829
>tfw no mormon gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzZJsSZOBSI
look all I'm saying is that NEETs on JSA who don't do the training courses provided by the Job Centre should be dragged into the streets and shot
I'm sorry but what's wrong with that? This is political correctness gone mad! They don't contribute to society, the government provides an option for them to improve themselves and they refuse it - they're basically asking for excecution!
>>62026885
That's a shame, i just had some soup and garlic bread.
It was nice but mum told me it cost $8 so the meal was kind of ruined by the intrusive thoughts of whether or not it was really worth $8. :-\
>>62026881
>>62026890
They have killed 100 drug dealers who refused to surrender. Plus Portugal has 10x less people and far more money
>One other person was arrested on suspicion of drug offences, Galgo said, adding that three pistols and four grenades were found on the dead suspects.
Yes these upstanding citizens would have contributed to society.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KxVElBeNM8
>yanks
>>62026882
Ah yes, those tax-paying drug dealers sure are helping our economy
Such an honest bunch those lot
>>62026953
Don't talk down so much to doctors
>>62026953
Drug-dealers:
* exchange goods and services
* spend money that will eventually go into the hands of someone who pays taxes
* maybe doesn't pay taxes themselves
NEET:
* does nothing
* leeches off of mummy
* pays no taxes
Which do you think has a better impact on our economy?
>>62026970
what butt?
Alri Wagie
>>62026970
I'm looking. Now what?
>People thinking they are killing petty weed dealers
Lol these dead dealers are the equivalent of the mob who push crystal meth to poor neighbourhoods.
>>62026939
> One
How effective!
>>62026942
fuck
>>62027021
one person arrested during the raid, cretin
>>62027002
>goods and services
Drugs, which aren't a part of the economy, they're a separate entity
>spends money that will eventually go into the hands of someone who pays taxes
What a roundabout way of looking at the situation, by that logic every time a NEET buys a Yorkie from the corner shop he's paying into the economy through VAT and giving the tax paying shop keeper some money
Street drug dealers don't pay tax you cunt
Rorke's on a rampage.
>>62026939
You're missing the point, what's the aim of a sensible drugs policy in your opinion?
To stop all drugs because you don't like them or to stop people dying and destroying their lives?
Since decriminalisation and sensible policies, usage, deaths and demand has lowered.
Time will show the Philippines hardline prohibition never works.
Why are muslims such staunch Bremainers
I'm going to make the next thread and it will be a nice JG thread
> Let's face it though, the average drug user is basically an animal with no self awareness. So when the drugs kick in and the brain tells them it feels good to commit crimes, they do it without thinking.
There are people out and about in society who think like this.
>>62027060
There are drug users out and about in society who don't think whatsoever
new thread time
>>62027002
>Which do you think has a better impact on our economy?
Compare spending on police services to combat the drug trade against payments from the Job Centre
Then on top of police spending add the loss of tax, then on top of that add spending on drug treatment/rehabilitation in the NHS
>>62027047
>Drugs, which aren't a part of the economy, they're a separate entity
only in your imaginary scenario where drugs don't cost money
>by that logic every time a NEET buys a Yorkie from the corner shop he's paying into the economy through VAT and giving the tax paying shop keeper some money
only in your imaginary situation where NEETs go outside
>>62027079
There are people in this thread who contribute less to society than me, and I'm a drug using NEET.
>>62027052
>Time will show the Philippines hardline prohibition never works.
Well in 20 years Duterte's city, as mayor, went from murder capital of the Philippines to the 4th safest city in the world. That is why he was overwhelmingly voted in as president
>>62027053
we aren't thats just one guy
>>62027086
You don't pay VAT on drugs, nor is it declared to inland revenue
>NEETs don't eat
Wow, impressive, how do they survive, photosynthesis?
>>62027103
and hitler created a lot of jobs for germans, was it worth the 6 trillion deaths that came as a result of that?
> inb4 edgy response
>>62027081
>Compare spending on police services
>spending on drug treatment/rehabilitation in the NHS
creating jobs is a good thing you dolt
>>62027113
>we
>>62027114
the money still goes somewhere ya doofus
drug dealers dont just sit on it they blow it
>>62027094
Struggling to work out what number 2's costume is here
>>62027128
Yes killing 100 drug dealers is the same as 6 million Jews. Good point.
>>62027132
>ok
>>62027129
>you dolt
FOY
It's clear you've lost the argument, you're just making nonsensical points
The jobs will still be there, the spending won't
walked into my mummys friend by accident lads and had to say hi to her jdisma -_-
she rubbed my arm :O
>>62027128
*induring
>>62027103
Was he executing people for drugs offenses, have you forgotten what we're actually talking about?
>>62027199
Yes, he had death squads.
> According to a 2009 report by Human Rights Watch the victims were selected because they were suspected of being drug dealers, child rapists, murderers and other repeat offending criminals
Reminder that over 50% of UK citizens want the death penalty returned
