Isabel edition
>>62018976
yeah but do you do it in the area where you put your willy in or the area above that where they usually like getting fingered?
alri tim
>>62018980
C*RA
Can someone make an anime Theresa May?
Leadsom
>>62018980
wonder what the kinkiest thing she's done is 2bh
look at this fucking cat
>le royal family is le German XD
>come from Germany in 1714
>get the surname Saxe-Coburg and Gotha through marriage in 1840
>otherwise completely British in language, manners, culture and dress, never mind being the MONARCHS OF FUCKING BRITAIN
Only uneducated fucking idiots with latent leftist republican sympathies think that the royal family are actually German in any meaningful way. Educate yourself on European monarchy and the concepts of nationalism and national culture before spouting this half-baked shit
It's the height of hypocrisy. No ordinary white British person would have their ancestry scrutinised in such a way in order to deny their Britishness. But because they're the royal family all the nastiest, bitterest, stupidest little subhuman republican goblins come crawling out of the woodwork spouting their shit-tier opinions they got from other idiots on QI or Mock the Week or something
https://youtu.be/dIPx3jpSunQ
Holy. Shit. Racists btfo!!
unironically getting sex advice from /brit/ edition
>>62019084
Keep on fighting the good fight m8 those foreign scroungers in Bucking Ham palace need defending!
>>62019052
may a cute
>>62019084
>being THIS MUCH of a royalcuck
mirth
>>62019093
black people are racist towards other black people all the time, what is he on about?
the term "uncle tom" is literally a racist term to be used on black people by black people.
Melon status: Twisted
RIP PHIFE
>>62019084
The funniest part is it's always lefties that use the "b-but the queen is German!!!" spiel when those same lefties would blow a fucking gasket if you even dared to insinuate Rakesh from the curry takeaway is not British.
>>62019193
exactly
>>62019193
>Rakesh from the curry takeaway
A good hard working British lad
>The Royal Family
A family who came over from Germany to perpetually sponge of the British tax payer
>Corbyn is on the ballot paper
Fucking brilliant
Can't wait to vote for him a second time. Hopefully this will cement Labour as an unelectable party for the next five years
>>62019245
This is an ironic post, right?
>>62019265
You have to pay £25 to vote for him this time
would anyone like to have it out with me?
c'mon let's have it out
you and me
How are Americummies treated in UK? I'm planning on studying abroad there and eventually moving there. I want to get out of the hellhole that is USA.
>>62019302
will you buy me a pint after?
>>62019286
Don't know, pretty worrying if the guy I replied unironically supported the royal Bennie scroungers
>>62019188
Fife is shite
>>62019302
i'll boot you in the shareen nanjiani ya slag
>>62019289
Fine, it's well worth it. It's not like I'm poor or anything
Anyway, source?
just had 2 packets of crisps and i feel like a 3rd
i'm such a pig
>>62019385
Have to be a member for more than six months to vote as well
>>62019350
The royals dedicate every single day of their lives to bettering this country. What what you done aside from demanding more money you filthy unwashed, uneducated fucking moron leech?
>>62019405
eat a package of hobnobs to help you digest
>>62019385
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-36778135
should i eat a 3rd lads?
>>62019417
>The royals dedicate every single day of their lives to bettering this country
They dedicate every day to enjoying their lavish lifestyle sponsored by the tax payer
>What what you done aside from demanding more money you filthy unwashed, uneducated fucking moron leech
Worked and not spent my entire life living of benefits
>>62019447
do it you madman
>>62019517
i did it
Just want the sadness to end
>>62019542
absolutely mental
>>62019542
why not a fourth? You've already come this far
>oi fink da royul famly r bennie scrowngers
t. deano from the estate, hardly done a day of work in his life
feel like a 4th now
just realised how people get fat
might go get 24 mcnuggets for a tenner lads haha
just got platinum for fallout 4
now i can put this game away forever
>>62019578
Good lad
What sauce do you get?
My fave is sweet n sour
>>62019567
wat r u eating mate
genuinely want to nonce a kid lads. I don't know any though
>>62019607
ye sweet and sour. everyone gets it, to the point where they will just ask if you want sweet and sour
*looks closely at your passport*
*glances you up and down*
"Ah, yes everything seems to be in order. Welcome to the United States, sir."
Imagine being such a cuck you're happy to see your tax pounds squandered on some over inflated German asylum seekers squatting on council estates
>>62019630
t. doesnt understand how the royal family works, at all
>>62019621
reported
>>62019616
pork while reading the korean
>>62019630
What do they even do lol
>>62019624
BBQ sauce is the norm here
Idk anyone besides my gf that also gets sweet and sour
>>62019484
>what are the Crown Estates
Fuck off, moron pleb
>>62019616
prawn cocktail crisps
>>62019672
your gf sure gets my sweet and sour sauce lol
having a beer ONLY JUST after a cup of Neo-Citran
living on an absolute knife edge
I need to become youtube famous ala reviewbrah so I dont have to work. What should I review I.e. food. What should I wear as my gimmick?
>>62019710
be the british pewdiepie
if youre irish or scot dress like a leprechaun
got some valium here, took 20mg yesterday and they made knocked me out/felt somewhat calm but they tasted bitter as fuck, It's been a while since I've had them so I don't really remember and I know some benzos are bitter but I had a bitterness on the back of my tongue for like 20 mins after, anyone care to chime in?
Feel like I may be dealing with some fakes here
http://youtu.be/g4Q1jZ-LOT0
Is there an eject button somewhere on this earth? Want out.
>>62019710
I want to do this too
can we team up, as hard as it is to belive I'm pretty charismatic and a very good talker.
maybe do like drunk reviews or something?
>>62019710
this guy gets millions of views building shit in the woods
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qEUGOyjewD4
might fuck a dude from grindr
are there trannies there?
the wife
>>62019754
my idea for a channel was movie reviews where i just sum it up in one word and a body movement.
so like average movie
>eh and shrug
bad
>no and shake head
seems like an awful idea but gimmicky enough to catch on
>>62019749
genuinely put my face in my hands while listening to this
poor laddo
>>62019790
I can actually see that working, if you had good editing skills
>>62019788
thanks mr skeltal
me in the middle
>>62019777
that's an enormous amount of work for that channel though, both currently and previously.
Gonna be voting for these absolute madmen at the referendum
http://lemonparty.org/
are there shemales on grindr
>>62019644
>>62019673
t. Thickshits who haven't the first clue about how much wealth the royal spongers expropriate from us
>>62019842
what is this, 2004?
>>62019825
me on the right
Business idea
Film review in less than 10 words. The vid will be short enough for milenials and you could have a gimmick each vid
>>62019852
They literally, tangibly, give more money to the treasury than they take
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crown_Estate#Crown_Estate_Act_1961
Fuck off republican traitor
Give me your address and I will hang you myself
>>62019909
business idea
hang yourself on camera
>>62019909
give an example lad
>>62019926
>Ghostbusters
It's shit
Gimmick: Take a shit on the dvd
>>62019923
The crown estates were land stolen by the family, they should be returned to the state and privatised to raise billions for the tax payer
The idea that the royal scroungers give more money than they take is a total fabrication peddled by morons
>>62018980
Olympics are coming and I want to pull a British or British descent gril. How do I do it lads? I'm your average Theo James looking middle-to-upper class latino btw
>>62019837
you can't except to get big with zero effort unless you're incredibly lucky
>>62019985
ah yes
because if anyone is trustworthy its politicians
>>62019986
I fucked a Brazillian girl
*bops you on the head*
>>62019986
step 1: dont be brazillian
>>62019985
>''''''''''stolen''''''''''
Yes, if you're a literal communist who opposes the very concept of property
Fuck off you disgusting Bolshevik
business idea: heterosexual porn with a twist - the girls have dicks.
>>62019986
Shows her your collection of /lat/ Simpson pictures
what ever happened to new top gear?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejkmQffNYjk
>>62020051
business idea: britain with a twist: everyones a paki
>>62020045
The royal family stole the land much the same way the Bolsheviks did and leftists tend to be the ones in favour of big welfare for workshy scroungers
Business idea
Give me business ideas
LADS
I CAN'T KEEP AWAY FROM IT
I'VE LISTENED TO IT OVER A THOUSAND TIMES AT LEAST AND I STILL LOVE IT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W_rC-495Z_A
>>62020099
suck off ricky gervais on camera
>>62020123
Fuck off you mentally retarded uneducated blogger twat
>>62020087
>>62020045
calm down guys these are official comfy hours
>>62020024
How did she look like? What was it like?
>>62020099
watch cartoons made for chinese children
I'm brum
>>62020153
replace how with what for correct grammar here bro
>>62020165
whats this from
that boi is hot
>>62020186
vid clip of me and my gf
I go to Cambridge so my opinion is automatically worth more than yours. Do not ever fucking disagree with me on /brit/ ever again. The argument is over lalalalalalalala not listening I won, good night
>>62020153
she was white and I didn't know she was Brazilian until she told me
we went out for a few months then she left back to Brazil after the school year was over
she's short but has got one of those bodies where she's thin with big tits and a nice ass.
we still talk and she sends me nudes from time to time
>>62020041
b-but our dicks are bigger than the average european's
>>62020064
that's an hilo latino exclusive thing lad. it irritates us as much as you tbf
>>62020214
fight me
There must be a way to utilise all our minds to make money somehow. Its there we're just not seeing it.
>>62020218
Fuck off normie
>>62020230
fucken' pancakes my mate
>>62020223
i'm american and ours are bigger than both
i will beat you up with my native american cock
>>62020180
thanks chap
>>62020218
nice. where was she from?
also you wouldn't share any of those nudes would you?
>>62019170
yer twisting my melon man! I sed yer twisting my melon man!
>>62020251
thanks but no, thanks. i don't cross swords
>>62020214
i'm better looking and have big strong hands that will break will yours ribs on a whim
>>62020252
Rio
>>62020283
its okay i'll be gentle like germany was
>>62020341
>tfw I'm from Rio
What part? Got her facebook?
I-I'm a normie, I swear
Business idea;
Bring back the video shop. It will appeal to hipster crowd. Have loads of different film, cult movies. Its not a cinema but youl have loads of different tvs and filmd to chose from, maybe different tvs from different eras. It will feel realy communal and will get people together who like different films One group could be watching Terminator in one corner, another group could be watching the latest James Bond
>dollops a spoonfull of yoghurt on me bellend
Business idea:
Don't stay up until 4:30 am on /brit/ and get a job
>tfw no tranny Brazilian gf with a fake ass n tiddies and a meater donger as thick as your arm
>>62020454
>fake ass
Looks awful. They should just do squats 2bh.
>>62020454
>ass
>tiddies
fuck off yank
doing a listen to stefan molyneux from free domain radio
>>62020470
>implying they can do a full squat without their weiner touching the ground
Sometimes you gotta take short cuts in life
>>62020454
You can find plenty of degenerate mentally ill guys right here at home to give you AIDs and syphilis if that's your goal in life.
>>62020503
where? they need a tinder sort of app for dating shemales
eating 24 mcnuggets lads
pineal gland status: stable condition
slow tonight
>>62020528
youre slow every night you lumpkin
slow ride
take it easy
>>62020525
Dip that sweet and sour for me laddy ;p
>>62020575
bit gay
>>62020387
el braziliANO puto
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAJJJJJJJJJJAJAJAJAJAJA
>>62020585
Naw
>no hookups
FUCK OFF
WHY ARE YOU ON TINDER THEN CUNT
JUST LET ME FUCK YOUR VAGINA
>>62019729
clonazepam has a sweet and bitter taste to it. what did your pills look like? did you pill id?
>>62020656
they are supposed to be valium/diazapam
small blue 10mg marked C over DC
Are Tyrrells chips good lads?
>>62020727
would recommend a packet of quavers instead
>>62020689
not familiar with that imprint. take a pic if you can
>>62020757
can't say I've seen them around here
>>62020770
http://www.wedinos.org/images/sample_testing/2143.jpg
this, but they didnt come in the actavis blister pack which I've had before and was fine they came loose in a little tub of 100, which only heightens my suspicions, Unfortunately I got them off my friend so can't have a proper look at the tub right now
Quavers mentioned
R.I.P. Lee Mirecki
why am I up this early
>>62020800
yeah, seems weird they would take them out of the blisters. it's probably just poison or something
Love me so e Cider
>>62019084
Eh, I think the bigger problem is people conflating Monarchism+Nationalism on either side of the argument. It's a matter of applying modern views to historical context. which is dumb.
Playing Pokémon desu
Nationalism is the antitheses of monarchy
you now remember that time jo cox died for nothing.
shameful.
>>62021064
how'd you work that one out?
This is what heroin does to your intestines. You will not shit for months.
>>62021116
is that poo
>>62021116
needed to know that thanks x
Educating the colonials.
>>62021131
Yes. 22 lbs of shit.
>>62021116
yeah only if you're taking it constantly
>>62021166
in which case you probably have bigger problems
you lads know of any good sites for military overstock (clothing) other than the obvious ones on google
>>62021166
What do you think heroin users take it? In moderation. Moderate opiate use are pill poppers.
>>62021153
You mean 22lbs of gains
>>62021143
Fries is equally acceptable since its from the original belgian/dutch
crisps does make much more sense though
>>62021184
true, but not everyone who uses is an addict and this is clearly an extreme case.
>>62021143
>crispy potato
h-haha yeah, I k-knew that
where were you when America broke into civil war again over Pokemon
>>62021211
If you're on heroin, you're past moderate use because codeine and oxys start breaking bank.
But yes, this shit is an extreme case.
>>62021230
>not Valor
Fucking plebs
>>62021248
does it even exist in Europe yet?
I though it was only in the US/Australia
>country run by a woman
How long until the next recession?
>>62021206
but they're not always fried, you can cook chips in an oven.
>>62021300
You could download it off the internet and not off the store, I think they've closed the registration now.
>>62021234
some people just smoke or snort a little every now and then
not everyone injects, thats too hardcore for most
>>62021313
>>62021324
>>62021335
>tfw no bbc
>>62018980
Isabel Hardman a qt
>>62021348
Have the Dutch got the balls to Nexit or will you surrender to Belgium?
>>62021351
Shame on you for objectifying a woman
>>62021387
t. male feminist virgin
>>62021385
We Next now
>>62021387
i like politics for she
>>62020454
Some are astoundingly strong and have no calms about killing when provoked, be careful.
>>62021392
There's no shame in keeping myself pure for the right princess given I am a prince
doing some research on thailad
going to find out what exactly happened leading up to him fleeing to thailand
>>62021437
Visiting the UK next week senpai
>>62021412
/brit/ would it be gay if I went to brazil just to fuck qt traps???
>>62021451
come here instead
t. tourism authority.
>>62021412
Qualms not calms famalam
>>62021451
would definitely not recommend this
>>62021462
But Brazilians have the bunda
Except that one real qt trap in that webm floating around
>>62021451
Give us an example of a qt brazilian trap
I'm only familiar with the overly masculine ones.
>>62021462
Is it true that people call traps "krasue" in Thailand? Isn't it some kind of vampire?
>>62021590
I'm not familiar with that term, traps are "Katoey"
>Hillary Clinton has objectively broken the law without facing charges.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pG4P5_nON4Q
Why is America so corrupt?
>>62021481
Yeah I screwed up but hoped nobody would notice.
>>62021654
only ever fell down the stairs once, quite enjoyed it and came out unharmed.
>>62021677
would you mind if I wanked in your face?
>>62021677
>fell down the stairs once, quite enjoyed it
Me too. I thought I had some kind of problem.
>>62021677
wew, shouldn't you be posting in /madlads/ general
Everytime I leave my fucking house they always yell shit at me, every time. Its fucking horrible.
I don't know what to do
>>62021640
>executive branch investigating executive branch
>nothing could possibly go wrong, right guys?
>>62021851
get a gun and shoot blanks at them
>>62021851
go home
>>62021851
*yells at you*
>>62021826
yes I would mind quite a bit, why do you ask
>>62021831
idk man aside from the andrenaline rush, excitement. I was rather pleased with myself being able to fall so far and not be hurt, a small testament to my physical robustness if you will
>>62021846
this is that
>>62021864
I cant just stay inside, I left for the first time in a month and what do you know, all 20 of them was outside the shop.
>>62021899
wait, what is your situation? who is yelling at you and why?
t. non-knower
>>62021851
who?
why?
want me to sort them out for you?
if I'm guessing right it sounds like you are being bullied by children which is pretty pathetic. Just go up and leather the biggest or loudest one in the mouth
>>62021677
>mfw you slip on the carpeted stairs and hit your back
>>62021851
offer to suck their willies
>looking at pokemon go video online
>see this
not fucking happy, I've only got one pokestop where I live
OP here, how do I delete this thread?
>>62021969
it's too old to delete.
at what point should I accept being alone and be content with it?
t. haven't had a gf since I was 16
>>62021969
You can't delet threads on /int/ at all. (Which is stupid because a 1 minute window to fix a mistake would be better)
Even if you could this one would be too old.
>>62021979
>had a gf
fuck off normie fucking cunt
>>62021914
I'm 18 and they are all 16 or 17. There is only one way out of my street which is to walk past the co op. They all hang there, never seen less than 10 of them. Yesterday I thought they would all be in college but they was all there. Calling me a pussy and a dickhead and all the adults just stared and did nothing
>>62021918
>if I'm guessing right it sounds like you are being bullied by children which is pretty pathetic. Just go up and leather the biggest or loudest one in the mouth
Being bullied by children is the worst, anyone is scary in a group and you cant do out with out being seen as the bad guy. Also there leader is bigger than me so not a good idea.
>>62021979
convert to islam and get a qt syrian refugee wife
>>62021889
I want to fall down like this at least once, but without the neck breaking part.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ErqotNH65_E
ahaha
https://twitter.com/antoniodelotero/status/752921805736648704
>>62021979
have you tried hanging out in front of siwa and shouting memes at passing by women?
>>62021979
I'm 23 and last had a gf when I was 20 or 21 not sure, even now I don't think about it anymore or even care desu, starting to feel like I will be alone forever and I'm somewhat okay with that.
Maybe that will change one day
>>62022006
m8 I know its scary but if you want it to stop you have to do something, Just grit your teeth and go for it, shit like this genuinely annoys me, i'd help you out if you lived close to me
>>62022006
why did it start? it sounds like you have to confront them 2bh, ask them what their deal is
>>62022049
thank you, I message the leader on facebook.
>>62022006
It sounds cowardly I know but if you've got a few mates to approach them with to shit them up it's better than actually punching a minor and getting arrested.
>>62022006
Firstly, fuck off you underage twat, and secondly, you probably deserve it you schizo freak. No one gets treated like how you're describing without good reason. I bet you have a history of perving on underage kids
>>62022035
is it possible yanks are the true masters of satire and this is all ironic
>>62022082
well that will surely make things worse
>>62022072
Can't imagine how disgusting it would feel to discover someone has cummed on you out in public.
>>62022072
SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE
>>62022079
started when I was in year 9 and they was in year 8. I was always the quiet kid so everyone picked on me but now these guys actually deal drugs and shit so its not like it can just be solved with a quick fight.
>>62022093
>>62022090
got none
>>62022072
Woo!
Yoohoo!
thailad do women actually squirt or is it a meme
>turning 23 in 2 days
>spent the last 6 years on 4chan
>never had a gf
>>62022126
Do you come from some inbred rural shithole little village?
>>62022126
Just walk up to them and say 'wot?, I'm calm u kno?'
They won't do shit m8.
Or buy some drugs and change the dynamic.
>>62022176
Yeah something like that
>>62022033
>>62022033
yeah I get you, its gotta happen naturally though or it wont work I think
>>62022126
>>62022187
thailad is right, buy some weed from them, maybe smoke with them too, it might change their perspective on you
>>62022156
They get soaking wet at best in my experience. Pretty sure the squirting thing is them pissing.
doing a lunch time
>>62022187
I've tried that, I bought cigs for them (with there money) obviously but when I was 18 and they wasn't. I think maybe they do it to everyone but just to me more because i'm always alone.
>>62022006
Chavs?
>Be poverty stricken redditer
>Send your rent check to the Bernie Sanders campaign fund
>All goes to Hillary anyway
>>62022219
They live in nicer houses than me and have a better family but yeah they are all obsessed with grime and carry shitty pen knives.
>>62022072
>the walmart wanker
we got one of these guys in my town
>>62022305
>town wanker
Moldova-lite.
>>62022006
get a car you idiot
