Late night Karen edition!
POO
spare a rizla lad x
mirth
Quite sleepy.
real karen hours
who up
Night fellow wages x
go ahead janny, you have my permission
Flatmate keeps sexually harassing me lads.
How do I stop him?
business idea: 4chan is fucking awesome. you get to just talk about any number of things with people from all over the world without having to reveal anything about yourselves. you really get what you put into it (most of the time)
>sitting on the train reading
>two 35-45y/o women that obviously work in HR and love a good cup of tea and a natter sat next to me and proceeded to chat about inane work gossip for 20 minutes
These people actually exist. Fucking hell. Was fuming hehe.
>>61944342
Cracking post; kind regards, Josie
1 reply
Business idea: go to sleep
>been losing weight for months
>decide to treat myself to a piece of cake last night
>have put ALL the weight back on
>>62013357
lie down and take it
>>62013357
Rape him.
>>62013357
let me sexually harass you instead
>1 reply
what did she mean by this?
>>62013383
>he still hasn't read the sticky
>>62013373
are you a girl???
>>62013396
Dunno what you mean mate
6 replies
>>62013390
I wouldn't want to touch him with a barge pole.
He's the definition of a fat neckbeard that doesn't have much luck with girls and I'm really close to calling the police.
reminder that the dentist did LITERALLY nothing wrong
waht's this new gummuck?
1010 replies and counting
>>62013422
that's the bent pakis nickname
thoughts?
>reminder to make a "can't be bothered" edition.
might join the army reserves lads
>>62013476
jesus christ
>>62013472
POO2LOO
O
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2
L
O
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>>62013493
>might waste some of your tay contributions lads
Thanks la
>>62013456
Okay but I'm telling you it would solve your problem
>>62013476
Haha why don't you take your corpulent yank sausage finger brain and squeeze it between your great saggy mantitties im not fucking ribena
making a tay contribution
>>62013528
how is it wasting :^)
>>62013479
>look up this account
>nothing but posts on what seems to be a donald trump fan reddit
hmmm, really makes u think
STOP IT NOW
>>62013547
bent paki
>try to open a banana
>the top of the meat gets ripped off as I open it
sometimes I'm not aware of my own gorilla-like strength
>>62013456
Are you a girl
>>62013590
You can have some of my banana meat m8
>>62013277
anime nonce
>>62013566
Boy scouts that are pretty much combat ineffective by all accounts.
Vacuumed my living room, now going to make a list of shit I need to learn before I go back to uni.
Anyone else been productive, even a little?
remember to eat a big bowl of fruit & fibre or bran flakes at least once a week to maintain good colonic health lads
>>62013579
was going to go out and lynch some niggers till I seen this
Brits, how does it feel that you don't have the opportunity to make your own private thread cause everyone can read your bullshit?
>>62013642
source
incredible how /brit/ actually thinks getting someone's ip address means they are doxxed.
>>62013590
I'll give you some meat x
>>62013646
same la, preparing for uni as well. coming back to brit for giggles. this has to stop though
>>62013456
dont have guys as roommates then
literally every one will try to get in your pants
>>62013635
delete
I CAN SEE YOU
YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN
I SEE YOU WALKING REAL SLOW AND YOU'RE
SMILING AT EVERYONE
I CAN TELL YOU
MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL STILL BE STRONG
AFTER THE BOYS OF SUMMER HAVE GONE
>>62013677
ALL accounts
>>62013681
let it go, la
>>62013529
Yeah thanks.
>>62013627
Yes and I was born with a vagina.
>>62013708
He originally said he was gay and the other guys I've lived with have always kept to themselves. You know, the nice cute kind with glasses?
>>62013712
No, you and the KPop poster can both fuck off.
Be pretend cute elsewhere.
>>62013681
*doxxes you*
>>62013646
>productive
what did he mean by this?
>>62013479
I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism. Anyway, I would never adopt unless I had nephews or nieces that were orphaned and didn't have a better relative to take care of them.
>>62013493
Not a bad choice. Sometimes I wish I had done that but now I am probably too old. Just keep in mind that it is the sort of decision that will have a major impact on you for the rest of your life even if it doesn't kill you. It's not like waiting around in uni for a job as most of us have to do.
>>62013757
who is this?
>>62013765
ask the one of the other guys your closest with to tell him to stop if you wont do it yourself
>>62013805
>Institutional racism
Nice meme
What are some good lunches I can buy from sainsburys/Waitrose and eat at work with little/no preparation?
Started on meal deals, then moved to soups, currently on microwave rice + chicken or tuna + fruit, that'll get old soon though.
>>62013765
>the nice cute kind with glasses
All me
>>62013732
lets see one of them then
>charming and good looking
>easily make friends wherever I go
>universally liked
>choose a life of solitude
>acquire a gf every now and then to spice things up
what am I like lads haha
>>62013813
a bird i know
rubbed my willy on her arse at a dance once
>>62013861
You silly sausage!
You know even though I hate you fucks with the searing heat of a thousand suns, you're alright.
>>62013835
>fantasy land where "nice meme" is an argument
>>62013861
hmmm sort of like me except I'm less outgoing with new people hehe
You lads swooping on any last minute Prime deals?
Think the job interview went really well.
Now I have wait a week to hear back, and try not to get excited about the possibility of being a real person.
Hope is dangerous.
>>62013861
a subnormie with an inflated ego
>>62013912
>institutional racism
ah yes, like getting preference for jobs and uni places because you're black
>>62013842
Post glasses?
>>62013819
Used to, they've left. I'm worried he will get angry if I straight up tell him plus I don't want to brutally reject him.
How'd I let him down gently?
WE
WUZ
SOULJAZ
AND
SHIET
how to I broach the topic of face sitting with the gf lads
>>62013861
sort of like me except for the charming and good looking and making friends and universally being liked and the gf thing
>>62013996
oi you
pull ya knickers down and get on my face
>>62013955
wanted to get some polo shirts either lacoste or ralph lauren, but both are not included in the prime day deals.
>at a dance
>>62013805
>I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism.
Here's an extreme example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P9-BjYxTu8
funny how when I was younger I always said i'd get a gf when I started college
3 years in still no sight of one haha
STOP BEING POOR
>>62013988
>Post glasses
Bit forward.
>>62014081
not that funny tbqh
>>62014110
Don't you like a girl that comes onto you?
>>62014141
no not really haha
>>62013988
He shouldnt get angry if you just tell him you arent interested and to stop making sexual comments. Don't beat around the bush or act cruel, but be blunt.
You should honestly find a new place to stay because he will get super jealous and resentful if you get a bf.
>>62014161
>a girl
>on the internet
Haha nice meme
really just cannot get the "getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon" sang to beethoven's 5th webm out of my head lads
>>62013996
It's best to just do it in the heat of the moment and she's more likely to be down with it
And if she isn't you can brush it off as a the heat of the moment getting to you and ask her if she'd want to try it again
>>62013996
stand behind her
pull her knickers down
squat and roll back while grabbing her hips so her bottom lands on your face
was unironically born in the middle east lads
>>62014207
post
>>62014273
same
which country?
>>62014297
united arab emirates
am white though
>>62014310
never been there
was born in iraq
hello?
>get warning for posting slags
Janny who hurt you
>>62014360
parents were working out there and moved back to britain when i was 1 so dont remember any of it :^)
>>62014273
same, pakistan here
>>62014390
Thank you for calling /int/ tech support. My name is Kevin. How may I help you?
>>62014438
thats not the middle east paki
>>62014390
Yes, hello?
>>62014424
i moved when i was 6
remember iraq, it was very hot
one day i'll have a qt brexit gf
>>62014453
cold out
bears are watching the bear show lads
my team got beat lads. console me
>>62014472
Try blankets. Thank you for your call.
wife wont stop nagging me about this "cuckoldry" business think im just going to let her do it to shut her up
can team moose save tim from the dentist in the final battle?
>>62014527
"No"
getting into synthpop
>>62014532
No one can defeat someone has evil and calculated as the dentist.
Not even Moosey can help save Tim.
>>62014523
Stop following sports you dumbshit.
There, if you do that you should feel better.
>>62014390
it's me
>>62014576
poor vinny
all he ever wanted to do is align teeth
>>62014523
celtic?
>>62014620
haven't seen this one
link please
just did a cut my own hair lids
rate the gfs arse lads
>>62014650
looks weird iah
>>62014650
Rosy
Going to fall asleep soon.
What have you lot done today?
I
>washed up all the dishes
>fed and walked the dogs
>washed, dried, and put away some clothes
>watched a season of Star Trek: Voyager
getting my daily dose of coronation street
>>62014479
from the looks of his videos today tim's paranoia is ramping up
hope they commit him before he does harm 2bh
>>62014724
>work
>4chan
doing a posts
>>62014764
what are the highlights of today's videos?
>>62014724
>woke up and had a wank
>had a shower and washed up for mummy
>learnt some music theory and followed a synthpop tutorial
>read my emails and then got scared so turned my computer off
>watched true grit
>here we are
>>62014724
>cleaned room
>watched Elvis and Nixon
>Mario Karts
>the 'chon
>>62014821
True Grit was a bit disappointing imo. it wasn't nearly as gay as Broke Back Mountain
>>62014784
not much going on
as stated earlier, bears are watching the bear show
he's speaking much more... pointedly(?) at oxford health, the dentist, sainsbury's and the dpd driver all being in on some sort of plot against him
as he gets closer to eviction day he'll get more stressed
reminder that the icelandic poster is registered disabled because of his height
>>62014850
FOY
>>62014866
is broke bent mountain actually worth watching?
>>62014941
>broke bent mountain
ahh yes
very clever
good to see isisposting making a return t︃bh
>>62014941
yes. i would consider it worth watching
>that'll be 3 bones plus treat!
>>62015017
going to have to delete it from my harddrive when im done with it else the lads will be calling me gay haha
Just had a very strange night
>around 8pm
>want to shag an escort
>find one near me
>go to her house
>she opens the door
>tidy as FUCK Hungarian girl
>strip off
>sucks me off
>says she's hesitant to fuck because my dick is too big
>start shagging her
>everytime I get a rhythm going she stops me because she says it's hurting
>shag her for 30 minutes
>don't cum
>hear someone downstairs in other room
>she says it's her friend
>says she doesn't escort
>tell her to come upstairs
>says she'll fuck me
>same again
>wanked and sucked off for a bit
>start shagging
>keep stopping me
>30 min later
>haven't cum
>ask for a cig and leave
>decide to buy some cigs and jump on last bus home to save taxi fare
>hear shouting up ahead
>it's from the paki shop I'm going to
>turn up just in time to see the huge paki behind the counter hitting a smackhead with a tin of sticky toffee pudding
>start screaming at me as I walk in
>IS THIS YOUR FUCKING BOY
>DO YOU KNOW HIM
>DO YOU WANT SOME ASWELL
>tell him I've never seen the cunt before
>buy cigs
>manage to get last bus
>get home
>go buy some chicken and chips
>post this
I've had worse nights.
That reminds me, I still haven't washed my hands and they stink.
>>62014888
Ever heard about the Napoleon complex, huh? short guys got short fuses, so you wanna fight? yes or no. ill make it REAL simple
>>62015019
whos a goood ooojabuuugabooo? whoo ja booja booo? yes you are! yes you are! whos a good uuuuujaa bubububu boooo? *rubs back of neck*
>>62015019
would kick that little runt off
my porch if he said that shit to me
>>62014874
>>62015059
good post
>>62015008
mirth
>>62015110
what did he mean by this?
>>62015138
something like this, i imagine
>>62015110
really makes u think
LEWD TIMS NOW
nigger
>>62015195
not today, sunshine
>>62015120
thx
>>62015195
been posted 200 times already you boring twat
Thread I was in died before I could reply
>>62015195
what surgery?
>>62015271
obviously a hernia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
>>62013277
>r-rule britannia, rule the waves
>>62015232
not everyone's seen it loser
>>62015271
hernia :(
Putting these Phimocure rings in is almost impossible
>>62015300
>inferiority complex: the country
>>62015320
howling
>>62015410
bit gay
>>62015320
thanks for the interesting google
mirth
>>62013277
>British people
>>62015059
Also her mate was MUCH more into it. She was in pain but was still moaning and talking dirty to me and giving me the eyes and then when we finished she pretty much kicked me out and even snatched the lighter from my hands that I was lighting a cig with like I was gonna pinch it, yet the first girl was the complete opposite even though she was a bit of a bitch during sex.
Fucking women, man.
disgusted by these posts
*leaves the thread*
>>62014574
Gives examples
How different is it to Vaporwave?
>>62015375
>still having monarchy
get with the times old hag
>>62015434
fok
>>62015511
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcBtHdPSKk
sadboys tune once again
BIG UP
>>62015410
that's a big clit
>>62015523
>>62015539
For you
>>62015541
>>62015481
We need to wait for some countries to split us into 3 first
>>62015565
Me on the left
>>62015435
righto lisicki
>>62015475
i dont think its a very rigid genre although it has quite a distinctive sound. the focus is on the synths rather than the drums.
as for how it differs from vapourwave, i would consider vapourwave a subgenre of synthpop personally
for examples i posted a tune about 20 minutes ago. my favourite would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b62L0PRnw8M
>>62015628
*flips your wheelchair backwards*
lmao look at this fucking mong
>>62015624
I have to go
gonna die today
bye
>>62015628
bit gay
what do you do if you run into your ex lads? I havent spoken to her since we broke up but it's becoming more likely given that i'm working at the most popular bar in her town
>>62015689
how are going to feel when she's getting off with chad thundercock right in front of your face?
>>62015689
put date rape drugs in her drink
>>62015059
>>62015435
enjoyable posts
how old are u btw?
>>62015714
>samefagging this hard
we all know it's you, lonely cunt
>>62015710
wont really care. I broke up with her and her new bf is a little runt but i just dont particularly want to talk to her cos she's a cunt
>>62015628
me in the background
>>62015714
it was so obviously you that posted that you utter runt
>>62015668
dont kill yourself germanon :)
>>62015751
bar her from the establishment lad
>>62015689
I ignore all women that I have no interest in having sex with or that don't want to fuck.
Girl at work that I like but she has a BF and has told me she won't leave him so one day I just started flat out ignoring her. Seeing her wonder why I'm doing this and what she had done wrong gets me off. Love seeing her squirm.
So yeah, just ignore her. She will fucking hate it.
>>62015651
>i dont think its a very rigid genre although it has quite a distinctive sound.
I feel the same way, that's why I asked for examples since one person might find something as synthpop and not something else
I had only recently listened to some Vaporwave and it's been hit and miss, even between the same artist
This tune is chill, I'm diggin it
I am currently feeling a sadness I have not felt for a long long time
outrun is the next big thing lads trust me
stay ahead of the game
>>62015863
Have you seen that mini movie Kung Fury?
>>62015863
what if i don't play by """"""the rules"""""""
what if i don't even play the game?
>>62015889
that sounds like an outrun thing to say you've got it
>>62015880
have not t︃bh but i intend to do so
Currently feeling frustration at the difficulty of shoving a small plastic ring down my cock
popped up on my timeline
>>62015925
It's epic, the glove reminded me of HackerMan
>>62015949
Tell him to fuck off then
>>62015949
just tell him to fuck off home
>>62015949
Wow Ireland must be a really regressive country if he can't feel welcome, your country should try harder in the future
>>62015949
baited hard
brexit was great for anime nazis, Trumpists, and dudes who say "cuck" a lot
my beard is shit but I look atrocious without a beard
what do
Russia's population is less than 150m lol
I can't believe people are scared about this country
>>62016045
glue pubes to your face
>>62016056
yeah we should clearly be terrified of India and Nigeria instead
>>62016056
Probably the most stupid post I've read all day
Guarantee your IQ is hovering at around 50
Spent all weekend getting my benis sucked
Might go the whole hog and DO IT this weekend lids
Might ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSE IT LIDS
>>62016045
get a better beard?
>>62016132
I can't improve my genetics you fucking idiot
>>62016130
really if you've had your benis sucked having sex isn't a big deal is it
>>62016130
Where'd you meet your bf?
>>62013302
Are you talking about Karen?
>>62016160
True dat faam
>>62016165
GF m8
>>62016169
harsh times
Hey guys. Why don't you cucks form a real life support group?
>>62016082
>>62016114
Go hide from big scary Russia kids
Feeling the most positive I've felt about life in a long fucking time lads.
>>62016239
why's that lad
>>62016216
this is real life f︃am
>>62016239
This too shall pass
>>62016239
What's it gonna take to you bring you back down to earth?
in peep show, Jeremy pulls top tier girls whilst being ugly
is this a meme?
>>62016255
Fuck that phrase. It makes me sad when I'm happy, and happy when I'm sad.
having a wank as is my wont
>>62016250
Just finished uni, have a job interview next week that I'm feeling confident about. Feels like real life might finally be about to start.
>>62016273
Probably a couple of weeks.
>Brendan Rodgers insists Celtic humiliation by part-timers Lincoln Red Imps is 'no embarrassment'
>>62016287
what top tier girls does Jeremy pull?
>>62016333
Nancy AND Elena
Hey guys, sorry for the whole islands thing.
>>62016333
big suze
don't you DARE suggest she isn't top tier
>>62015949
>my timeline
hmmm
>>62016359
ye them two
