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Late night Karen edition!
POO
spare a rizla lad x
mirth
Quite sleepy.
real karen hours
who up
Night fellow wages x
go ahead janny, you have my permission
Flatmate keeps sexually harassing me lads.
How do I stop him?
business idea: 4chan is fucking awesome. you get to just talk about any number of things with people from all over the world without having to reveal anything about yourselves. you really get what you put into it (most of the time)
>sitting on the train reading
>two 35-45y/o women that obviously work in HR and love a good cup of tea and a natter sat next to me and proceeded to chat about inane work gossip for 20 minutes
These people actually exist. Fucking hell. Was fuming hehe.
>>61944342
Cracking post; kind regards, Josie
1 reply
Business idea: go to sleep
>been losing weight for months
>decide to treat myself to a piece of cake last night
>have put ALL the weight back on
>>62013357
lie down and take it
>>62013357
Rape him.
>>62013357
let me sexually harass you instead
>1 reply
what did she mean by this?
>>62013383
>he still hasn't read the sticky
>>62013373
are you a girl???
>>62013396
Dunno what you mean mate
6 replies
>>62013390
I wouldn't want to touch him with a barge pole.
He's the definition of a fat neckbeard that doesn't have much luck with girls and I'm really close to calling the police.
reminder that the dentist did LITERALLY nothing wrong
waht's this new gummuck?
1010 replies and counting
>>62013422
that's the bent pakis nickname
thoughts?
>reminder to make a "can't be bothered" edition.
might join the army reserves lads
>>62013476
jesus christ
>>62013472
POO2LOO
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2
L
O
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>>62013493
>might waste some of your tay contributions lads
Thanks la
>>62013456
Okay but I'm telling you it would solve your problem
>>62013476
Haha why don't you take your corpulent yank sausage finger brain and squeeze it between your great saggy mantitties im not fucking ribena
making a tay contribution
>>62013528
how is it wasting :^)
>>62013479
>look up this account
>nothing but posts on what seems to be a donald trump fan reddit
hmmm, really makes u think
STOP IT NOW
>>62013547
bent paki
>try to open a banana
>the top of the meat gets ripped off as I open it
sometimes I'm not aware of my own gorilla-like strength
>>62013456
Are you a girl
>>62013590
You can have some of my banana meat m8
>>62013277
anime nonce
>>62013566
Boy scouts that are pretty much combat ineffective by all accounts.
Vacuumed my living room, now going to make a list of shit I need to learn before I go back to uni.
Anyone else been productive, even a little?
remember to eat a big bowl of fruit & fibre or bran flakes at least once a week to maintain good colonic health lads
>>62013579
was going to go out and lynch some niggers till I seen this
Brits, how does it feel that you don't have the opportunity to make your own private thread cause everyone can read your bullshit?
>>62013642
source
incredible how /brit/ actually thinks getting someone's ip address means they are doxxed.
>>62013590
I'll give you some meat x
>>62013646
same la, preparing for uni as well. coming back to brit for giggles. this has to stop though
>>62013456
dont have guys as roommates then
literally every one will try to get in your pants
>>62013635
delete
I CAN SEE YOU
YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN
I SEE YOU WALKING REAL SLOW AND YOU'RE
SMILING AT EVERYONE
I CAN TELL YOU
MY LOVE FOR YOU WILL STILL BE STRONG
AFTER THE BOYS OF SUMMER HAVE GONE
>>62013677
ALL accounts
>>62013681
let it go, la
>>62013529
Yeah thanks.
>>62013627
Yes and I was born with a vagina.
>>62013708
He originally said he was gay and the other guys I've lived with have always kept to themselves. You know, the nice cute kind with glasses?
>>62013712
No, you and the KPop poster can both fuck off.
Be pretend cute elsewhere.
>>62013681
*doxxes you*
>>62013646
>productive
what did he mean by this?
>>62013479
I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism. Anyway, I would never adopt unless I had nephews or nieces that were orphaned and didn't have a better relative to take care of them.
>>62013493
Not a bad choice. Sometimes I wish I had done that but now I am probably too old. Just keep in mind that it is the sort of decision that will have a major impact on you for the rest of your life even if it doesn't kill you. It's not like waiting around in uni for a job as most of us have to do.
>>62013757
who is this?
>>62013765
ask the one of the other guys your closest with to tell him to stop if you wont do it yourself
>>62013805
>Institutional racism
Nice meme
What are some good lunches I can buy from sainsburys/Waitrose and eat at work with little/no preparation?
Started on meal deals, then moved to soups, currently on microwave rice + chicken or tuna + fruit, that'll get old soon though.
>>62013765
>the nice cute kind with glasses
All me
>>62013732
lets see one of them then
>charming and good looking
>easily make friends wherever I go
>universally liked
>choose a life of solitude
>acquire a gf every now and then to spice things up
what am I like lads haha
>>62013813
a bird i know
rubbed my willy on her arse at a dance once
>>62013861
You silly sausage!
You know even though I hate you fucks with the searing heat of a thousand suns, you're alright.
>>62013835
>fantasy land where "nice meme" is an argument
>>62013861
hmmm sort of like me except I'm less outgoing with new people hehe
You lads swooping on any last minute Prime deals?
Think the job interview went really well.
Now I have wait a week to hear back, and try not to get excited about the possibility of being a real person.
Hope is dangerous.
>>62013861
a subnormie with an inflated ego
>>62013912
>institutional racism
ah yes, like getting preference for jobs and uni places because you're black
>>62013842
Post glasses?
>>62013819
Used to, they've left. I'm worried he will get angry if I straight up tell him plus I don't want to brutally reject him.
How'd I let him down gently?
WE
WUZ
SOULJAZ
AND
SHIET
how to I broach the topic of face sitting with the gf lads
>>62013861
sort of like me except for the charming and good looking and making friends and universally being liked and the gf thing
>>62013996
oi you
pull ya knickers down and get on my face
>>62013955
wanted to get some polo shirts either lacoste or ralph lauren, but both are not included in the prime day deals.
>at a dance
>>62013805
>I wonder how white families relate to their adopted black child's first encounters with institutional racism.
Here's an extreme example:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P9-BjYxTu8
funny how when I was younger I always said i'd get a gf when I started college
3 years in still no sight of one haha
STOP BEING POOR
>>62013988
>Post glasses
Bit forward.
>>62014081
not that funny tbqh
>>62014110
Don't you like a girl that comes onto you?
>>62014141
no not really haha
>>62013988
He shouldnt get angry if you just tell him you arent interested and to stop making sexual comments. Don't beat around the bush or act cruel, but be blunt.
You should honestly find a new place to stay because he will get super jealous and resentful if you get a bf.
>>62014161
>a girl
>on the internet
Haha nice meme
really just cannot get the "getting my daily dose of molyneux and sargon" sang to beethoven's 5th webm out of my head lads
>>62013996
It's best to just do it in the heat of the moment and she's more likely to be down with it
And if she isn't you can brush it off as a the heat of the moment getting to you and ask her if she'd want to try it again
>>62013996
stand behind her
pull her knickers down
squat and roll back while grabbing her hips so her bottom lands on your face
was unironically born in the middle east lads
>>62014207
post
>>62014273
same
which country?
>>62014297
united arab emirates
am white though
>>62014310
never been there
was born in iraq
hello?
>get warning for posting slags
Janny who hurt you
>>62014360
parents were working out there and moved back to britain when i was 1 so dont remember any of it :^)
>>62014273
same, pakistan here
>>62014390
Thank you for calling /int/ tech support. My name is Kevin. How may I help you?
>>62014438
thats not the middle east paki
>>62014390
Yes, hello?
>>62014424
i moved when i was 6
remember iraq, it was very hot
one day i'll have a qt brexit gf
>>62014453
cold out
bears are watching the bear show lads
my team got beat lads. console me
>>62014472
Try blankets. Thank you for your call.
wife wont stop nagging me about this "cuckoldry" business think im just going to let her do it to shut her up
can team moose save tim from the dentist in the final battle?
>>62014527
"No"
getting into synthpop
>>62014532
No one can defeat someone has evil and calculated as the dentist.
Not even Moosey can help save Tim.
>>62014523
Stop following sports you dumbshit.
There, if you do that you should feel better.
>>62014390
it's me
>>62014576
poor vinny
all he ever wanted to do is align teeth
>>62014523
celtic?
>>62014620
haven't seen this one
link please
just did a cut my own hair lids
rate the gfs arse lads
>>62014650
looks weird iah
>>62014650
Rosy
Going to fall asleep soon.
What have you lot done today?
I
>washed up all the dishes
>fed and walked the dogs
>washed, dried, and put away some clothes
>watched a season of Star Trek: Voyager
getting my daily dose of coronation street
>>62014479
from the looks of his videos today tim's paranoia is ramping up
hope they commit him before he does harm 2bh
>>62014724
>work
>4chan
doing a posts
>>62014764
what are the highlights of today's videos?
>>62014724
>woke up and had a wank
>had a shower and washed up for mummy
>learnt some music theory and followed a synthpop tutorial
>read my emails and then got scared so turned my computer off
>watched true grit
>here we are
>>62014724
>cleaned room
>watched Elvis and Nixon
>Mario Karts
>the 'chon
>>62014821
True Grit was a bit disappointing imo. it wasn't nearly as gay as Broke Back Mountain
>>62014784
not much going on
as stated earlier, bears are watching the bear show
he's speaking much more... pointedly(?) at oxford health, the dentist, sainsbury's and the dpd driver all being in on some sort of plot against him
as he gets closer to eviction day he'll get more stressed
reminder that the icelandic poster is registered disabled because of his height
>>62014850
FOY
>>62014866
is broke bent mountain actually worth watching?
>>62014941
>broke bent mountain
ahh yes
very clever
good to see isisposting making a return t︃bh
>>62014941
yes. i would consider it worth watching
>that'll be 3 bones plus treat!
>>62015017
going to have to delete it from my harddrive when im done with it else the lads will be calling me gay haha
Just had a very strange night
>around 8pm
>want to shag an escort
>find one near me
>go to her house
>she opens the door
>tidy as FUCK Hungarian girl
>strip off
>sucks me off
>says she's hesitant to fuck because my dick is too big
>start shagging her
>everytime I get a rhythm going she stops me because she says it's hurting
>shag her for 30 minutes
>don't cum
>hear someone downstairs in other room
>she says it's her friend
>says she doesn't escort
>tell her to come upstairs
>says she'll fuck me
>same again
>wanked and sucked off for a bit
>start shagging
>keep stopping me
>30 min later
>haven't cum
>ask for a cig and leave
>decide to buy some cigs and jump on last bus home to save taxi fare
>hear shouting up ahead
>it's from the paki shop I'm going to
>turn up just in time to see the huge paki behind the counter hitting a smackhead with a tin of sticky toffee pudding
>start screaming at me as I walk in
>IS THIS YOUR FUCKING BOY
>DO YOU KNOW HIM
>DO YOU WANT SOME ASWELL
>tell him I've never seen the cunt before
>buy cigs
>manage to get last bus
>get home
>go buy some chicken and chips
>post this
I've had worse nights.
That reminds me, I still haven't washed my hands and they stink.
>>62014888
Ever heard about the Napoleon complex, huh? short guys got short fuses, so you wanna fight? yes or no. ill make it REAL simple
>>62015019
whos a goood ooojabuuugabooo? whoo ja booja booo? yes you are! yes you are! whos a good uuuuujaa bubububu boooo? *rubs back of neck*
>>62015019
would kick that little runt off
my porch if he said that shit to me
>>62015059
good post
>>62015008
mirth
>>62015110
what did he mean by this?
>>62015138
something like this, i imagine
>>62015110
really makes u think
LEWD TIMS NOW
nigger
>>62015195
not today, sunshine
>>62015120
thx
>>62015195
been posted 200 times already you boring twat
Thread I was in died before I could reply
>>62015195
what surgery?
>>62015271
obviously a hernia
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
>>62013277
>r-rule britannia, rule the waves
>>62015232
not everyone's seen it loser
>>62015271
hernia :(
Putting these Phimocure rings in is almost impossible
>>62015300
>inferiority complex: the country
>>62015320
howling
>>62015410
bit gay
>>62015320
thanks for the interesting google
mirth
>>62013277
>British people
>>62015059
Also her mate was MUCH more into it. She was in pain but was still moaning and talking dirty to me and giving me the eyes and then when we finished she pretty much kicked me out and even snatched the lighter from my hands that I was lighting a cig with like I was gonna pinch it, yet the first girl was the complete opposite even though she was a bit of a bitch during sex.
Fucking women, man.
disgusted by these posts
*leaves the thread*
>>62014574
Gives examples
How different is it to Vaporwave?
>>62015375
>still having monarchy
get with the times old hag
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWcBtHdPSKk
sadboys tune once again
BIG UP
>>62015410
that's a big clit
>>62015539
For you
>>62015481
We need to wait for some countries to split us into 3 first
Me on the left
>>62015435
righto lisicki
>>62015475
i dont think its a very rigid genre although it has quite a distinctive sound. the focus is on the synths rather than the drums.
as for how it differs from vapourwave, i would consider vapourwave a subgenre of synthpop personally
for examples i posted a tune about 20 minutes ago. my favourite would be this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b62L0PRnw8M
>>62015628
*flips your wheelchair backwards*
lmao look at this fucking mong
>>62015624
I have to go
gonna die today
bye
>>62015628
bit gay
what do you do if you run into your ex lads? I havent spoken to her since we broke up but it's becoming more likely given that i'm working at the most popular bar in her town
>>62015689
how are going to feel when she's getting off with chad thundercock right in front of your face?
>>62015689
put date rape drugs in her drink
>>62015059
>>62015435
enjoyable posts
how old are u btw?
>>62015714
>samefagging this hard
we all know it's you, lonely cunt
>>62015710
wont really care. I broke up with her and her new bf is a little runt but i just dont particularly want to talk to her cos she's a cunt
>>62015628
me in the background
>>62015714
it was so obviously you that posted that you utter runt
>>62015668
dont kill yourself germanon :)
>>62015751
bar her from the establishment lad
>>62015689
I ignore all women that I have no interest in having sex with or that don't want to fuck.
Girl at work that I like but she has a BF and has told me she won't leave him so one day I just started flat out ignoring her. Seeing her wonder why I'm doing this and what she had done wrong gets me off. Love seeing her squirm.
So yeah, just ignore her. She will fucking hate it.
>>62015651
>i dont think its a very rigid genre although it has quite a distinctive sound.
I feel the same way, that's why I asked for examples since one person might find something as synthpop and not something else
I had only recently listened to some Vaporwave and it's been hit and miss, even between the same artist
This tune is chill, I'm diggin it
I am currently feeling a sadness I have not felt for a long long time
outrun is the next big thing lads trust me
stay ahead of the game
>>62015863
Have you seen that mini movie Kung Fury?
>>62015863
what if i don't play by """"""the rules"""""""
what if i don't even play the game?
>>62015889
that sounds like an outrun thing to say you've got it
>>62015880
have not t︃bh but i intend to do so
Currently feeling frustration at the difficulty of shoving a small plastic ring down my cock
popped up on my timeline
>>62015925
It's epic, the glove reminded me of HackerMan
>>62015949
Tell him to fuck off then
>>62015949
just tell him to fuck off home
>>62015949
Wow Ireland must be a really regressive country if he can't feel welcome, your country should try harder in the future
>>62015949
baited hard
brexit was great for anime nazis, Trumpists, and dudes who say "cuck" a lot
my beard is shit but I look atrocious without a beard
what do
Russia's population is less than 150m lol
I can't believe people are scared about this country
>>62016045
glue pubes to your face
>>62016056
yeah we should clearly be terrified of India and Nigeria instead
>>62016056
Probably the most stupid post I've read all day
Guarantee your IQ is hovering at around 50
Spent all weekend getting my benis sucked
Might go the whole hog and DO IT this weekend lids
Might ACTUALLY FUCKING LOSE IT LIDS
>>62016045
get a better beard?
>>62016132
I can't improve my genetics you fucking idiot
>>62016130
really if you've had your benis sucked having sex isn't a big deal is it
>>62016130
Where'd you meet your bf?
>>62013302
Are you talking about Karen?
>>62016160
True dat faam
>>62016165
GF m8
>>62016169
harsh times
Hey guys. Why don't you cucks form a real life support group?
>>62016082
>>62016114
Go hide from big scary Russia kids
Feeling the most positive I've felt about life in a long fucking time lads.
>>62016239
why's that lad
>>62016216
this is real life f︃am
>>62016239
This too shall pass
>>62016239
What's it gonna take to you bring you back down to earth?
in peep show, Jeremy pulls top tier girls whilst being ugly
is this a meme?
>>62016255
Fuck that phrase. It makes me sad when I'm happy, and happy when I'm sad.
having a wank as is my wont
>>62016250
Just finished uni, have a job interview next week that I'm feeling confident about. Feels like real life might finally be about to start.
>>62016273
Probably a couple of weeks.
>Brendan Rodgers insists Celtic humiliation by part-timers Lincoln Red Imps is 'no embarrassment'
>>62016287
what top tier girls does Jeremy pull?
>>62016333
Nancy AND Elena
Hey guys, sorry for the whole islands thing.
>>62016333
big suze
don't you DARE suggest she isn't top tier
>>62015949
>my timeline
hmmm
>>62016359
ye them two
>>62016328
lmao
>>62016359
>>62016373
Got Jeremy and Mark confused haha
Watching the ol' Mid-Summer Classic lads
>>62016393
mark punches above his weight too t︃bh but i'll admit they aren't top tier
>>62016155
grow it out and trim it you tube
>>62016442
He should glue pubes on his face desu
3.26 am
>In his first competitive match in charge, Brendan Rodgers' side suffered a shock 1-0 defeat to the Gibraltarian semi-professional side in the Champions League second qualifying round first-leg.
>Lee Casciaro - a 34-year-old military policeman - scored the only goal three minutes into the second-half when he got the better of Efe Ambrose and beat Craig Gordon from close range.
>a 34-year-old military policeman
>a policeman
LOL
>>62016499
>leftie women
any of you ever been to vienna?
>>62016506
absolutely horrid lad
>>62016405
yanks are watching the bear show
>>62016519
yeah
what's your favourite calvin harris tune lads?
cant stand normie music but i thought i'd give ole calvin a listen and now i've got "outside" stuck in my head
the violin part sounds so good :3
>>62016417
>losing faith in the motherland
We're fucking Argentina. It's just a matter of time before another dictatorship comes along and starts shooting leftists in the head again.
would kill to eat dinner of this desu
>>62016532
Hard to sleep
>>62016566
calvin harris is awful
>>62016566
Acceptable in the 80s
watching some youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1OS9yG7lqQ
>>62016566
you're not alone, ready for the weekend, acceptable in the 80s, dance wiv me
prefer his older stuff 2bh
Have this hilarious image in my head of Tim and the dentist in court. Tims been done for attempted arson of the dentists office and in the public gallery's there's kev, reviewbrah, thailad, cara and fatcam.
>>62016615
into the bin
deleting my post because i just listened to bounce and its utter shit
>>62016646
chortled at this
>>62016566
feel so close
BEST tune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJfT-C6XKI4
>>62016566
Two Little Boys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHmGliVqxXg
patriotic feels
>>62016566
I like the first 2 Iron Maiden albums the best
my time keeps changing to beijing
earlier someone tried to access my steam account and they knew my password
I'd be worried about my money going missing, but I don't have any.
>>62016767
Tim.
>>62016767
Run malwarebytes
>>62016735
bloody hell never knew portillo was that based
>>62016735
wonder what he thinks of this now
he doesn't seem like the type of character to believe in "muh patriosm and glory" any more, he seems too realist for that
Thoughts?
>>62016646
kev gets warned for walking menacingly toward the magistrate
>>62016846
cute pupper
did you skin that bear?
>>62016874
babby's first ideology
>>62016813
looks like a parody site
>>62016885
Dog is 9 years old
>>62016735
such fucking annoying music
Can't decide if I want to go to asda or not lads
>>62016846
bost puppers
heres mine
>>62016948
let the numbers decide
odds anon goes to asda
even he stays in bed and watches classic simpsons episodes
>wake up at 6:30am and cant get back to sleep
>check phone
>girl sent me nudes
wahey
Why do the British people have to pay for a propaganda station like the BBC ? When is the licence fee going to be abolished and the BBC privatised ?
>>62016882
enjoyed this post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AREyxpTaBg0
>>62017019
Post em
dancing a jig
is a purple tie and charcoal trousers appropriate for a wedding?
lols always ease the tension
Quiet thread
>>62017229
Yes I think that would look lovely :)
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH
>>62017256
Whatcha wanna talk about? :3
Honest, decent & relentlessly on the right side of history. Ask yourself why the establishment is terrified of him.
>>62017007
Getting ready to leave la
>Girl on Tinder starts talking to me.
>Chat goes fine
>She hints at me to ask her out
>Ask her out
>All going fine
>Setting a day
>Stops replying half way through making the plans
Wut.
>>62017360
what ya gun git?
i get knocked down but i get up again
>another normie reddit flag
>>62017373
chad must have wanted a booty call
>>62017377
Probably snackies and some food desu.
>>62017415
most likely the case
sigh
>>62017476
well i didn't think you were off to get a BBQ set and some tampons for ya mum
want kinda snackies~
>>62017515
>tampons for ya mum
Nah me mum's not a slut. I'm probably just going to be browsing and see what grabs my attention.
>tfw too afraid to download tinder
how pathetic is that lads
>>62017597
but why tho jaypeg
>>62017597
Are you afraid of getting no responses or of being recognised?
>>62017597
Don't, people from your schooldays will see you and laugh at you and spread rumnours like they did for me this fucking country
>>62017597
Mate, it's amazing. I thought I was an ugly cunt, but girls are messaging me.
Might start tipping camgirls in order to get some sort of emotional connection with women
>>62017701
Business idea: Don't do that
>>62017658
being seen on it
>>62017678
you cant do anything without the entire fucking area hearing about it in this country
>>62017701
>tfw no matter how pathetic my life gets i will never do that
>>62017751
its the small victories
Just watched the first episode of Pokemon
Feeling nostalgic for when I was a child, watching cartoons after school or on a Saturday, sometimes with my sister, without a care in the world
>>62017746
who cares, everyone is on it.
it's not POF where you're beta af and need the internet to find love. you're half-heartedly searching for a root.
>>62017751
>get paid to jo and talk to strangers on the Internet
You already jo and talk to us
>>62017843
i think you misunderstood i meant paying camwhores
>>62017820
>when you stayed home from school and there was no cartoons to watch during those hours
maximum reeee
>>62017834
the only person i rode told everyone in my school I had a small dick when I was 17
paranoid forever now desu
>>62017877
>not curing your illness with pure adrenaline by watching worlds wildest police videos
>>62017875
Ah yes, my mistake carry on wanking and talking to the lads
>>62017903
Was that on Foxtel?
Only had free TV. ;_;
>>62017597
literally me
>tfw once downloaded tinder on my phone and just had it there on my screen for if people ever looked at my phone but never signed up
dont think you can get more pathetic than that
>>62017935
yeah m8, fox8 had it on every day at 12pm.
free tv during the day was grim af. it was either talk shows selling life insurance to old people, appliances to house wives or movies from the 30's.
worlds wildest police videos cured any ailment
>>62017890
Are you the famous Irish /brit/ personality with the 3 incher?
>>62017988
Sure that's not you..?
>>62017890
>tfw only person i ever had sex with said i have a big knob and struggled to get it in her fanny even though its only 6.3 inches
was really nice scratching that off my long list of things to be self conscious about
>>62017890
That is hilarious
>>62017977
Coming from a home without foxtel, whenever I went on holiday as a kid the thing I most looked forward to was getting to watch it at motels. Cartoon Network was a gift from god.
>>62017890
who gives a shit. fuck hard and they won't care.
>>62018061
clearly not you stupid norman
is there anything more infuriating and downright rude than somebody responding to your post with
>ahh yes, very good
?
>>62017988
yeah thats me hehe
it wasnt her that told everyone it was her friend
fucking ruined my final year
I was moderately popular before that
>>62018105
What a bitch. Typical woman. Should have spread rumour that her fanny reeked.
@62018101
Not getting a (You) hurts more
everyone in this thread is my bitch
>>62018167
woof woof
>>62018046
happy for you lad
>>62018057
no it really wasnt
most people stopped except for 3 guys but what could a skinny guy like me do to stop them
vape?
>>62018105
was she fit
tell me it was worth it
>>62018163
listen here, sunshine
>>62018190
That sounds extremely miserable
>>62018176
yeah that's my bitch
>>62018197
yeah she was p good. Im not ugly and im tall too
>>62018067
that was his first time, so he probably didn't fuck hard. plus, girls will say it to simply bring themselves out of the firing line and put the guy as centre target if they fear getting mocked.
>you got drunk and had sex with xxx you slut
>yeah well HOWEVER
>>62018220
mirth
jury is still out on the mirth meme
What these chinks built in a few weeks is far more impressive than any statue in UK or Ireland, really makes you think.
>>62018277
Bet it will crumble in a year
>>62018277
probably designed by german engineers or something
>>62018271
It's shit and just one guy spamming it
>>62018271
according to my data stocks are up
>>62018324
mirth
>>62018277
chinks would still be starving to death in rice fields without the white man
REVIEWBRAH HAS A SISTER
>>62018277
guan yu?
>>62018343
i still dont get how hes famous. I guess its kinda funny ar first but do people really listen to 10 min reviews of a fuckin burger or pizza
doing a mirth
>>62018367
>spiraled into a deep dish depression
kek everytime
>>62018389
He's mesmerising
>>62018389
It's comfy as fuck lad. I watched like 50 minutes of him brushing his hair and shit the other week.
>unironically watching reviewbrahs videos
i don't keep a fedora folder on this device unfortunately so we'll have to rely on your imaginations
>>62018423
>>62018428
i feel like theres a joke im missing with him
kawaii~
>>62018455
There's no joke.
>i don't keep a fedora folder on this device unfortunately so we'll have to rely on your imaginations
>ywn write back to the qt from your quaint english village about how you are helping expand the great anglo empire
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oblF9EqE9RA
why live
>>62018343
looks just like him
>>62018343
ugly lol
>>62018324
hmmm its not objectively bad though is it?
its just a different word for kek, but more accurate
How did you Irishlads celebrate July 12th?
Do you all light bonfires?
>>62018475
may a cute
Is that irish poster still accepting friendship applications or has the deadline passed?
>>62018480
paddy coming in with the assist
cheers!
>>62018480
>>62018277
>>62017820
all excellent memes
I'm so blessed to be among such excellent, admirable people
Should I register on interpals lads
reminder that the dentist did nothing wrong
hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa
>>62018539
all me
>>62018561
yes
>>62018561
if you're looking for a penpal yes
if you're looking for a gf no
>poison gas pokemon "koffing" has been found within holocaust museum
business idea: hahahahahahahahahaha
hahahahaaaaaahhhhhaaaaaaaaa
>want to register on interpals
>going to wait a day to do it because i dont want my register date to be the 13th of july because 13 is an odd number and seeing it drives me up the wall, so i will wait until it's the 14th of july because that looks better
fairly sure i'm the most autistic human that has ever lived
>>62018623
Looking forward to more stories like this.
>>62018660
bit racist
Remind me lads when you eat a bird out do you stick your tongue in the place where the benis goes or the area above it?
>>62018668
>>62018623
just letting you guys know we're renaming the funny man in the picture mirthMan thank u
>>62018660
What do the squiggly lines in the road mean?
>>62018724
fuck off 2bh
tounging a bird's pisshole lads
>>62018747
its nice init, bit pissy tho haha
>>62018764
dint know it were her pisshole
she said it felt weird at 1st but no its good haha
What do you think of this fine gentleman?
>>62018854
mirth
>>62018805
Didn't know you could tongue the piss hole desu
I usually work on the clit and the dick hole
>>62018805
dw la
there are goober couples who end up having sex via the pisshole because they are so fucking spastic
does anyone else say 'wa la!' after making dinner?
I feel like such a foreigner haha
do you eat out her vagina or the bit ontop of it lads please help
>>62018939
Say this after I've heated some water in the wave or when pulling out my 'za from the oven.
>>62018953
find the vagina and go down from there. there should be a balloon knot looking thing. put your tongue in there.
>>62018932
why would i worry
2bh were trying to stretch it out so i can get my chubby little todger in there
she likes it dont judge x
>>62018976
That's where the g-spot is
You're supposed to put your finger inside and make a "come hither" motion
