Queen Elizabeth II edition
>>61940656
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
alri tim
>>61940654
Desklad is cumbriaanon shittee
imagine your head of state was a literal foreigner
would be embarrassing
>>61940678
>>61940683
my dad is british and my mothers grandparents are both british. shut up you dirty republican
>>61940693
whut?
i'm not desklad, lad.
reminder: desklads desk is rectangular
>>61940706
and? how does that change the queen not being canadian? dumb yank
>>61940656
>>61940732
canada has nothing to do with the UK, its loyalty is to the house of windsor you absolute bellend. Im a subject of the queen.
>>61940770
>canada has nothing to do with the UK
apart from you know having the same head of state
literally scarleh
>>61940790
We've been equals since 1982 in terms of sovereignty in the eyes of the queen. keep blowing gas you mick shit
>>61940732
she's German anyways
>>61940817
i actually don't care i was just trying to annoy you :p
but in fairness it is pathetic
Oi oi lads
does anyone want to have a money fight with me? :3
"I'm a subject to the queen! REEEE"
>says the literal foreigner
Can you be anymore Cucked?
*touches your bum*
>>61940838
Fuck off you Dutch cunt
>>61940837
We just evolved as a nation and negotiated our sovereignty instead of chimping out while the UK was dealing with the Germans and Austrians
I thought he was meant to be dead
what a shitty game
>>61940871
I'm British
No bully
watching peep show lads
Really relate to super hans
>>61940859
rude NEET hours
>>61940892
>tell you what, this crack is really moorish
how's the new season? Haven't seen it but last one was a bit shit
anyone else join labour to re elect corbyn?
Louis go to bed. NOW!
baltimori (i'm running at them now with my trousers down)
t. tim
>>61940925
Was pretty great tbqhwy, re watching it all now, on season 5
alright lads, getting together what I might send tim
anything I need to add? think I should write a letter?
>>61940972
you should defiantly write a letter
that way he'll for sure make a separate video about it
what you have atm he might just include in one of his 12 20 minute daily vlogs and we'll very likely miss it
>It's a well-known fact that the reason that bullies are bullies is usually because their own lives are pretty shitty.
This is literally what non-humans believe.
>>61941022
>They bully because they're insecure
desu I used to bully a kid
but it was because he would cry so easily and was incredibly gullible so it was irresistibly funny to mess with him.
>>61941022
that's true though
same with homophobes are closeted homosexuals
>>61941022
I was a bully and I grew up in a shitty poor family.
>>61941142
>every homophobe is a homosexual meme
I'm gay, but that's just simply not true. People hate us because they just do.
And it's not true of bullies. I don't like the fact that greediness and being mean has not been bred out, I think the opposite is true.
>>61941142
this desu
got touched up at all boys boarding school when i was about 12 and become a massive homophobe
made a gay lad cry at a house party once, still feel bad
i'm over it now though that i've talked about the experience and faced it, no longer a homophobe
>>61941237
>I'm gay
lmao bender
Ill Bill
>>61941260
I'm foreign so that sounds incredibly endearing to me. x
>>61941237
>I'm gay
watch out lads don't turn your back to this batty boy
>>61941279
i was only joking anyway x
My order gets here in the next 6 hours
im actually considering becoming gay for attention
Lads, I've mentioned my drug-addled meth smoking neighbours here a couple of times in the past but I think they've stepped it up further. They had a stolen shopping trolley filled with rubbish sitting out the front of their place. Some birds got into it and made a big mess. Just happened to see one of the people go out and pick up some syringes that the birds had pulled out. I've overheard talk of heroin before and I'm thinking this could be confirmation of that.
At this point I feel something needs to be said. They've been caught numerous times but the police never seem to inspect the place. I don't think they realise how severe it's gotten for them. Teenagers live there.
>>61941366
start a fire in their back yard
Didn't read any of the Ireland vs Canada bantz
>>61941276
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi01cubKVxs
>whats running through his mind
>>61941322
I can only get so erect bby
ill will rest in peace yo im out
>>61941387
They used to do that themselves. To dispose of drug related bullshit I think.
>>61941415
yeah i'd probably just report them ay. do you have that "dob in a dealer" campaign going too? apparently so many cunts have been arrested because of it so just say people turn up at random hours of the night and that shit and they'll have a look
>>61941366
probably better to mind your own business but social services is another option.
>>61941327
alright, I guess I'll include it. he might do his nut if he sees a bunch of anonymous posters talking about him though
LADS I CAN'T WAIT
>>61941480
make sure to include something so noteworthy that he'll make a video on it
otherwise we'll never actually see it
>>61941494
yup, already wrote up a letter and gave him a video idea
bout to go to sleep internet friends
tuck me in pls :3
>>61941480
Not even sure if it's a good idea or not. Probably not after further contemplation.
>>61941502
*tucks you in*
nn kipper x
>>61941503
yo thai bitch
make me a quick link to /gsg/ on /vg/ like you did for /int/ or ill wring your neck
>>61941523
write it yourself you lazy fuck. it takes like 5 minutes to do and bookmark
>>61941523
dont do it for this disrespectful cunt.
*tosses you*
>>61941523
http://thailad.zz.mu/gsg
Now be very grateful or I redirect it to gay porn.
>>61941539
dunno how
>>61941558
it was ironic bullying
>>61941575
pls be disrespectful :33
>>61941574
bit gay
>>61941574
ty xx
HOLY SHIT I STILL CANT WAIT
>>61941583
get a room
>needle dispensers
>>61941588
You're welcome
>>61941450
The area has quietened down recently but there actually was a point where cars just came and went all night. Like I said they have been caught multiple times, but there's just no permanence to it. One person from the place may go away for awhile but then another will come by and stick around. I guess the police take it as they go but it's just annoying living here watching it continue the same day the police leave. And I reckon they overlook the teenagers that live there. Both for their involvement, and that they're unfortunately caught up in that awful poverty cycle shit.
>>61941467
I do keep to myself, but if it has moved to heroin, I kinda feel there's an obligation to say something. Contemplating social services 2bh.
>every canadian is an elliot rodgers
Would explain a lot desu
FUCK ME ITS STILL NOT HERE
>>61941654
I nicked your post mate
>>61940683
imagine you couldn't speak your native language, how embarrassing.
>>61941654
Your xbox?
>>61940926
i wish we had someone like corbyn desu, trudeau is a fag
>>61941022
>>61941099
Some bully because they lack the human closeness that helps you to emphasise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3rnd77IQ-I
doing a racist think
someone help me out because I'm a mong
is this the right address formatting?
Timothy James Byrne
Flat Spracklen House Dukes Place
MARLOW SL7 2QH
ENGLAND
Real nigga hours has now become real real nigga hours.
>>61941660
NO YOU DIDN'T
>>61941714
NO MY PARCEL, ITS GONNA BE HERE IN THE NEXT 6 HOURS
>>61941897
Don't include the picture of the dentist. He'll just know it's one of his viewers sending it. (If you actually do it you madman)
>When the niggers that Portugal imports are superior to the niggers that France imports
>>61941917
I'm sending it as a viewer. I signed it
--A fan
should I change it to make it seem like I'm not a viewer and that he is just getting spooky dentist-related mail?
>>61941897
Yeah, it's fine.
>>61941897
yeah that's correct
put england at the top not the bottom
at least that's what i'd do
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_H8T8XSk78M
>>61941897
when do you expect it to arrive roughly?
the gf
>>61941952
If the idea is to get into one of his videos the latter. Doubt he'd acknowledge fan mail. He doesn't respond to anything comments he gets.
>>61941978
is she the hot one or the not hot one
Lads how hard is the car test?
I've already got a motorbike license so I know how to use the road and whatnot
Cars look hard as fuck to drive though compared to motorbikes
>>61941975
first class (fastest) will take 7 days. it only costs $5 to send anyway
>be nonce
>move to thailand for easy noncing opportunites
>nonce children
all in a days work for thainonce
>>61942008
Literally easier than a motorbike
>>61942014
good lad
>>61942037
Really?
You have to know all those patterns for shifting the gear stick
On the morning of Monday 11th July you'll receive a 1 hour delivery time slot and you'll be able to live track your order on its way to you. Please ensure that someone is available to sign for your delivery at
wew
>>61942087
what is it
>>61942087
>>61942014
>not having amazon prime and having everything delivered to you next day guaranteed
>>61942030
>>be nonce
reported to the police
coming home from dublin of all places
>>61942030
Seems to be a lot easier in the UK, also getting locked up over there is like a short stay at a holiday camp compared to here.
>>61942108
NO FUCKING CLUE LAD
CAN'T WAIT THOUGH!
>>61942143
>Seems to be a lot easier in the UK,
youd know
>>61942014
proposing this as an alternative
How about a QR code at the top of the poll that's not thainonce's shitty website?
>>61942165
you don't read the news?
>>61942173
The QR brings you to /brit/, not my website.
>>61942173
Forgot to link
silly me wahey
i mean it lads you ever need somebody offed whose throat is it
>>61942195
WELL IF EVER KILL THAT THAI LAD ILL SHOW U WHERE THE OCEAN IS
>>61942195
Someone very close
gonna do a lunch time.
>>61942271
what do you eat?
>>61942282
fuck anime
>>61942296
Leave Bestonia alone
>>61942282
one nonce disappears another takes over the noncing shift
How lose weight, exercise is optional:
>Breakfast:
something healthy like branflakes or weetabix. Give yourself a big fat portion
>lunch
no
>tea
if you REALLY need something, just snack on fruits or whatever until you stop being hungry
fat cunts have NO excuse
WHOA KAREN CALM DOWN
>>61942356
>losing weight
>just snack on fruits
the fruits most people eat are absolutely loaded with sugar to the point where you may as well just eat skittles.
this is literally all you have to do
>eat less than you burn
Hmmmm any good RECENT soft-core porn you lads recommend? not straight obviously.
why am I still awake
>the fruits most people eat are absolutely loaded with sugar to the point where you may as well just eat skittles.
I hope he doesn't believe this.
>>61942415
I unironically believe this
>>61942356
>breakfast: a fuckload of processed carbs
>dinner: sacks of sugar water
lol no
Daily reminder that fruit is bad for you.
QR is a link to https://www.oasisdentalcare.co.uk/
"Ambulat in vobis" is apparently "walks towards you" in Latin.
>>61942415
i can guarantee most fruits they'd gun for would be incredibly sweet fruits which are largely sugar, and utterly useless in suppression of hunger. they'd snack all day given you've told them to avoid lunch and given the fact they're fat so probably don't have exceptional willpower to begin with. so they'd could be potentially snacking on sugary fruit all day.
>he's thainonce
>>61942576
oh well they can 'ave it
fat cunts
>Vote to leave the EU
>Become poor as fuck
hahaha
>>61942603
Didn't mean to quote you
>ukraine and india posting within seconds of eachother in a /brit/ thread
interdasting
>spee is sexualising Greaseman again
Ah yes, very impressive
Post hot gifs here:
>>>/lgbt/6541832
>>>/lgbt/6541832
>>>/lgbt/6541832
>>>/lgbt/6541832
>>61942750
Fuck off bender
>linking another thread specifically on a board where we can post cute guys so to avoid TRIGGERING the normies
>tells me to fuck off
What did he mean by this?
>>61942838
being a bent cunt is normie tier btw
>>61942838
Fuck off I gather
Reminder that the Jews encourage healthy eating to prevent us from reaching our full potential
>>61942856
always wondered why healthy food is more expensive. should've known the jews did it
>>61942856
currently eating pineapple, am I a good goy?
>>61942916
>currently eating pineapple
Why am I not surprised. fackin chinks
NEAR...
FAR....
WHERE EEEEVER YOU ARE
And so another week of wageslavery begins.
>>61942952
Nothing wrong with fresh pineapple lad, other than the fact that it seems to literally burn your tongue anyway.
thailad probably puts pinapple on his pizzas the utter stamp collector
>>61942982
no, pineapple on pizza is wrong.
>>61942966
Miss being a neet desu
business idea: stop calling him thailad and call him thainonce
>Thainonce is here
thread fucking ruined, when will you fuck off you kiddy fiddler?
>>61943023
>thread fucking ruined
thaiLOVELY
>>61943038
>>61943038
keep anime out of the thread please lad, thanks for understanding x
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I don't want to go to work lads
thaicunt
how do you lads make wanking better?
i rub my nipples desu
>>61943057
So don't. since they know you have mental health problems, send an email saying you're too overwhelmed to come in.
You have seen a doctor, gotten diagnosed and informed your employer.....right?
>mfw a yank tries telling a brit how to post on /brit/
>>61943072
i sit on my hand until it becomes numb and pretend someone else is playing with my todger
thairunt
thaimelt
doing a squizz on grindr lads
>>61943113
slightest, tiniest, minutest bit gay.
>>61943119
i do me best lad
>>61943113
>>61943140
Fuck off degenerate
>>61943140
why the long arse hahah
Eating KFC for breakfast haha
a very bad morning to you all
>>61943213
*gives you watermelon and grape juice along with it*
*pats your head*
eat up lil nigga
>Fuck off degenerate
>>61943226
wow fuck you denmark
and it's just before midnight
>>61943316
best coast
started my first day of being an arrogant student today
maths tutor said i should do pure maths classes because she said i'd find it easy
she lied
>>61943350
you just started college?
morning lids and liddies
>>61942324
lol
>>61943380
alri
You have a general on every board except spee because you fucking suck at it hahaha
Designated
*shoves the runt cage*
which one of you rancid runts wants a feed
shitting
>>61943455
What is spee?
summer's here
it's the perfect time to date
Going to have to ask to sit down during my stand up
>>61943485
summer never came
>>61943484
/sp/ you gaijin
>>61943475
*busts door down*
i'm ben fordham from a current affair. there's been dozens of complaints about your treatment of the runts. what do you have to say for yourself? hey mate? you're abusing these runts and you don't stop even when you're told!
>tfw college roommates are drinking and screaming right now and don't understand that I don't want to be a part of it
>they're going to be doing this for the next 4 hours not to mention the rest of the week
help
Good morning you fucking yeasts
>>61943485
*takes your hand*
>>61943570
That's normies for you. There is no escape.
The best you can do is piss in their milk.
morning herts
>>61943572
*rises in fear of his master*
hhunnrrgnnn knead me master
morning
On the bus to work lads
On the train. I had to run for it.
>>61943636
alri
On the blimp to work lads
On the pavement to work lads
>>61943636
SHOVE OFF
>>61943633
*bakes you*
>>61943652
Are there any decent networks in the UK that'll give you a reasonable data plan on pay as you go?
Just boarded the hypertrain to the seventh astral dimension lads.
>>61943484
>>61943554
Greetings karenposters
going to work on a heavy mandy comedown lads
>>61943673
giff gaff m8
>>61943675
I heard its lovely this time of year x
>>61943673
Get unlimited minutes and texts and 16gb of data for £12pm on a sim only with EE
>>61943675
Say hi to my gf who lives there
>>61943673
how the fuck would i know cunt? get the fuck outta here
>>61943679
Rip mate
>>61943686
cheers
>>61943692
>£12pm
only need 2 weeks de$u
>>61943702
back to /balt/, Bruce
god, I hate indians
they're just dirty and poor, with a shit-tier culture and overcrowding problems and disgusting food
opening a portal to work lads
>>61943724
Oh right then yeah giffgaff is probably good for that
>>61943697
*steals your gf*
haha pranked
On the unicycle to work lads
having me best lad carry me to work lads
>>61943677
Hello Indialad :3
carrying my mate to work lads
On the spider to work lads
(pretend my flag is Australian haha)
>>61943731
cheers
Orange is kill right? Is that the one that's now EE?
get really f*cking upset when nobody replies to me
reckon a lad tried to groom me before lads
pakis out
>>61943788
your hair was just so messy x
not replying to that fucking leaf's post on the way to work lads
Watching a pretty girl eat chicken
Boarding my slingshot to work lads
@61943786
how upset?
>>61943776
ahaha
>>61943803
is she korean?
get really f*cking upset when somebody replies to me
>>61943776
*revs spider*
>>61943810
No you heinous foot fungus
Going to work bye
>>61943781
Yeah orange and T-Mobile became EE I think
>>61943838
don't die x
hail xenu
>>61943838
Have a nice day
>>61943847
alri sound, suppose my old number is kill then. Maybe..
>>61943573
take my hand
take my whole life too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SPizIaBPhSg
>>61943838
tah love
>>61943866
Nah will probably still exist, you either got transferred to EE or it'll still say orange because they haven't really disbanded
pic of me and my cheeky legs on my mountain hike today lads
>>61943867
andrea bocelli is a great singer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXI3po8hK0
>>61943894
Looks a bit precipitous
>>61943894
Quite like this mountainlad
nice pic x
