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/akari/ edition
fuck cara
love cara
>>61945163
if you insist
wanna fuck thairunt just to assert my dominance lads
>>61945204
bit gay
korean pop
why so dead?
10 MINUTES
Good day, /brit/.
>>61945417
G'day
Business idea: eat breakfast
https://youtu.be/WEjzNVMUIdw?t=5252
paris fan zone
Breakfast idea: eat business
Remember me, lads?
Well, this is my last post. I don't need help anymore.
Be well, stay well, lads.
>>61945473
cywevm n wiflop neiwy rfol
suddenly every machine stopped at once
>>61945473
did you finally find someone?
morning
managed a bit of lucid dreaming earlier
nothing spectacular, just floated around my parents' house for a minute or so and basking in the distorted familiar features before fully coming to
rate my doggo
seriously, why are we so dead?
>>61945728
get him neutered/10
>>61945787
why?
Maisie
Scared about a Leadsom pm lads
Holy fuck lads. I just had the most surreal dream in my entire life. I was sent into the body of 8-10 year old me. At first I was confused af, but then I everything started to make sense, and I was starting to remember the stuff I was seeing. It felt as though every detail was perfect, from my childhood bedroom, it's ceiling that when looked at in certain ways would reveal faces; my lumpy bed and the armycamo sheets; the draws with stickers and best of all my computer.
I went onto my computer, and I was greeted with sights that I haven't seen for almost two decades. I remember the simple password that I used, what my email address was. Then is the stuff I sort of do remember, like the games that I played. I took noticed of some names, names of random online friends who I've not thought about since, names of some of my real friends that I have who I don't care of anymore. Then I open the picture folder and there was loads of pictures of young me. I was fit and healthy, with actual friends. I checked some of my internet chats and damn I was a happy kid. It was all so real, I half-remember it all coming back to me now.
Now I'm fat old faggot. Real pissed and depressed now. I would kill to be sent back into my former self with my current mind. brb going to cry.
went out today for the first time in ages and got harassed by two (2) canvassers within an hour
>>61945910
the worst are the ones who are foreign and approach you like they're tourists and asking for directions or something then spring jesus on you
Quite a hot one today.
Might take the night off work, lads.
PARCELS HERE LADS
housesitting my parents big comfy house for a while tomorrow and im trying to muster up the courage to ask a girl i like to come chill with me.
anyway I can see all the pokemon stops near me without downloading the game
Gibraltar:
>90% Mediterranean
>People still ugly like in Britain
What even is the point of moving over there?
>>61945144
AKARIN!
*walks towards you*
>>61946178
Literally none. Gibraltar is shit and filled with stinky Spaniards. Don't fall for it
>>61946062
Its legit just bags of air
>sharia courts viewed as completely fine by this cuck country
ah yes very impressive
>>61946223
Who sent you this parcel?
>>61946241
>mohommad punishing mohommad
I should care, why?
>>61945172
this 2bh
Doing my morning shit lads.
>>61945163
this 2bh
>Tfw straight white anglo saxon protestant male
>>61946337
bigot
>>61946241
Aren't Jewish courts also viewed as okay?
>>61946370
afaik Jewish courts don't condone things like beheading women for being raped.
>>61946178
If you work in online gaming
Also sun
>>61946337
>Protestant
Kys
>>61946337
literally the worst in every category
>>61946447
stroll on muslim
business idea: owl posting
Job interview in 24 hours. Might do a vomit, lads.
Turns out I have £9k of my lab "consumables" budget left and I have to spend it by the end of this week.
What should I order guise? I'm thinking of beefing up my 1TB RAM workstation to 1.5, and maybe getting another NAS server.
Literally was not aware I have the money until this morning.
>>61946512
Why the fuck would you ever need 1 TB of ram?
>>61946512
you only need 8GB really
get loads of paprika pringles
Can someone give me an update on the Poleaboo saga? Last I heard he was grinding a smartphone game like a normie
>>61946512
do a cheeky embezzlement
>>61946512
>1TB RAM
>>61946512
30000 mice
>>61946512
Buy a used gas chromatograph and a centrifuge.
>>61946538
>>61946565
um so the gubmint cant spy on you????
*Hacks into your main frame*
>>61946512
Get some gas washing bottles and some rubber hose. Then build a gigantic bong.
>go to post
>received a warning for replying to "garbage posts"
how about you just delete the fucking garbage post so i can't reply to it you fat fucking loser. 99% of posts on 4chan are utter garbage
>>61946572
Nah lad. Buy zucker rats and release them somewhere fun.
Like parliament.
>>61946618
banned for complaining about 4chan, scum
>>61946178
No paki rape gangs enjoying children under Govt supervision.
me the pint
Business idea: convert to Islam
>>61946337
and?
>>61946538
>>61946538
Genome assembly and some other memory-intensive algorithms.
Them de Bruijn graphs get huge.
>>61946715
no, there's no "and" missing from that post
>>61946723
where do you work m90
>>61946725
If there wasn't why did he make such a boring post.
business idea: remind the janny that he's sacrificing his own free-time to moderate a Taiwanese mattress testing laboratory at zero compensation
>>61946723
Bloody scientists
>>61946732
Research lab.
>>61946735
>I found it boring so it needs an "and" added in
that's not how grammar and sentence structuring works
>>61946738
would you prefer a chaotic unmoderated mess of a website?
>tfw gay black african muslim female
>>61946760
You sound autistic lol
>>61946762
What's the difference?
>>61946754
yeah, obviously, but where?
oh fuck it I don't even care
fuck off
>>61946723
Anything over 30G is a waste. If you really want more computing power then get four or five smaller PC and network them for parallel processing.
>>61946723
Not huge enough for 1tb you window licker.
>>61946807
Have you been on /tv/ during the afternoon
>>61946876
>Anything over 30G is a waste
Tip top kek, 1TB isn't even enough for some of the things I do.
Can't sleep, lads.
Ahh yes the Labour socially conservative heartlands will vote for a lesbian
>>61946989
It's almost lunch time ..
>>61946512
>have to spend it
Or what?
>>61946968
Then you're shit at coding. L2parallelize.
>>61946989
Well, it's almost midday.
>>61947025
>parallelize
fuck off yank
>>61947009
>>61947044
Don't judge me.
business idea: exchange goods and services for bits of paper and metal
>>61946916
They absolutely do get huge enough. Try building a de Bruijn graph based on 500GB-worth of data.
>>61947025
>parallelize
>memory
It's very good code. The algorithm is just overwhelmingly memory-intensive.
>>61947133
Will never catch on
>>61947133
Why not simply exchange goods and services directly?
>>61947153
I've no idea because like everyone else here I've never had any experience with whatever kind of software scientific labs use.
Which operating system do you use?
![677af59871ef36b831f81b08a34db4c0[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ti3YSLf.jpg "677af59871ef36b831f81b08a34db4c0[1]")
just gave Ghostbusters 1 star on IMDB
wish thailad would suck my doodle
Having a wank to the thought of my old teacher
Really turning me on desu
>>61947221
Present your doodle for consideration at the doodle analysis station (your toaster)
anyone else surprised that Thailad is a confirmed pikey in the IRC last night?
>>61947212
Ah yes, that will make those girls that rejected you in school regret their decisions!
>>61947212
>imdb ratings
lmao who cartes
Just gave Ghostbusters 10 stars on IMDB
business idea: make thailad do a stream so i can ask him questions
>>61947241
u like dags?
>>61947251
an enormous amount of people actually
i've got friends who won't see films if they've gotten less than 70% on RT or 7.0 on IMDB
i mean if you searched a film and the 3 ratings in the right hand of the search engine results page all said 4/10 or lower would you be more or less inclined to watch it?
>>61947254
which one??
ghostbusters, or that old fucking shit one from like 50 years ago hahaha
>>61947204
RHEL
wish thaiguy would wank me off
>Officers Mike and Rasheed were on the case
Love being English!
>>61947318
bless you
taking a chance
>>61947362
kys
doing a dance
>>61947318
Makes sense, was expecting something bare bones like Gentoo
getting back on the horse
>Red Hat Enterprise Linux
Seize the means of production
do
it
now
>>61947425
done
what now
my arms are getting tired
>>61947091
No judging, la.
yeah nah fuckin straya cunt yeah nah ay
>>61947406
could have just used the logo
>>61947091
*judges you*
>>61947439
nahh yeah m8 ay
>>61947468
Fucking cumskins
Just installed Fedora.
Top OS, would recommend.
>Love being English!
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS
>>61947501
>>61947509
Looks like everyones favourite paki transexual has rolled out of bed.
doing my best
Still coming down from the illegal rave on saturday, took 6 dutch pills so about 1.3 grams of MDMA, some coke and ket. Coming down so hard and have no weed. Should I get some codeine?
Everyone in this thread is a scouser except me
>>61947546
kek
stupid runt
>>61947570
Ah yes you sure told me mr middle class poofter who thinks he's an aristocrat
>>61947546
runt life.
>>61947546
wish you wouldn't steal my pills
>>61947541
not good enough
>>61947425
Read the Communist Manifesto again recently.
>>61947585
>>61947570
>samefag
>>61947593
Would rather have your gouda 2bh done with mdma
>>61947583
I know you think you're talking but all I can hear is "squeal squeal squeal squeeeeeal"
now get back in your runtbox and be silent before I put my boot through your head
>>61947627
... reddit humour.
>>61947620
runtlife.
>>61947620
runt of the litter
>>61947620
> less than a minute between replies
> samefag
Utter, utter runt.
>>61947620
fuck off runt
^Runt
drug users deserve themselves
>>61947546
*stomps on your neck*
https://youtu.be/WIvSXK4QAAc
Are Tim
>>61947546
Surprised you've made it this far runt boy
>>61947620
*turns on the scalding water shower in your cell*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xO3Dco5OdqE
think you should be more tolerant towards runts, they can't help what they are
>it's a "neighbour gets high as fuck on something and starts screaming at mum and accusing me of hacking his computer" episode
ahhhh yes, i've not seen this show before
need succ
>>61947777
hmm, very runty
>>61947306
The new one, of course.
Think i need to avoid daytime /brit/
this is literally runt city
>>61947546
>>61947620
>>61947777
What's a swimming tire called in English?
>paki taxi drivers refusing blind passengers because of their guide dogs
what a lovely culture! so glad they're here. thanks labour!
Anyone got a guardian compilation of terrible headlines?
>>61947814
the cunt defines runt. he's a 50 year old neet who listens to dubstep and edm all day and lived with his parents up until like 18 months ago.
>>61947849
a cara or kankerlekker for short.
>>61947849
rubber ring
>>61947849
>tire
fuck off yank
ello?
>>61947849
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ubrqvbu4DD0
>>61947863
yeah https://www.theguardian.com/uk
just seized the means of reproduction
leadsom dropping out
>>61947863
the no.1 runt media source after salon
>>61947878
Sounds like something you'd call a condom.
the gf on the right
>>61947916
Theresa "benefits of Sharia" May confirmed victor?
Quickly lads. What is your greatest weakness?
>>61947954
cyanide
/brit/? more like /shit/ haha
>>61947953
Gove will get the place instead
>>61947954
the regressive left
>>61947950
I bet the cop on the left was a quarter pounder on the football team.
so what do the protesters in america want?
>>61947954
That I have no weaknesses
>>61947969
runt life.
>>61947979
the officers probably have more to fear seeing as they're getting sniped while on duty.
>Leadsom BTFO after less than a week
Truly the strong leader we all needed in this time of crisis.
currently considering whether or not i should imbibe wicked poison tonight
>Journalists fleeing the Angela Eagle launch event to get to Leadsom statement
lmao
Hands up, don't shoot!
We need to stop all these shootings of our tinted brothers by white policemen in the streets of Britain, it's rife!
Accomplishing my goals
alri
jungle is massive
forest is fairly big
*doesn't reply to anyone*
wicked wicked
I was born when she kissed me. I died when she left me. I lived a few weeks while she loved me
*ignores everyone's post*
doing a procrastinate
>>61947954
bullets
>>61948070
>>61948080
>>61948093
>>61948100
>>61948107
>>61948126
>>61948129
>>61948136
>>61948151
>>61948159
>>61948174
>>61948188
>>61948201
C-C-COMBO BREAKER
(only oldfags will remember)
>>61946337
>being a heretic
Very interesting
http://www.worldometers.info/world-population/uk-population/
>>61948220
*remembers this*
hmmm
haha
>>61948159
fuck off wolf
copped some new aftershave lads
it's gorgeous
>>61948277
bender runt
GET OUT OF MY FUCKING CAR
louis you're gone feral
Am actually embarrassed to leave the house because I'm so pale yet in not doing so I'm only further becoming a ghost.
Thqt awkward feel when the plumber is in.
Why am.i so austistic?
>>61948302
smelly cunt
>he has blue eyes
laughing
>>61948319
REEEEE
>Prime Minister Theresa May
>>61948352
You're still a bender
I'm studying English now
may I post a question about it here?
>>61948343
just be confident
>>61948389
obviously not
thought I heard someone say something about 40 posts ago but when I looked all I could see was a bit of mist swirling around on the moor
>>61948389
obviously not
>>61948389
do it bitch
>>61948389
If you want
>>61948389
yeah go on, fucking post it mate
once had a fried egg on porridge
was disgusting
>>61948421
>>61948462
why ;(
I want the mention from native English speakers
>>61948472
>>61948478
Can I use the phrase "I am a temperate guy" as the meaning of "I don't drink alcohol so much"?
Do you believe in life after love?
>>61948506
you could, it's a bit weird tho
better saying
"I'm not teetotal but I rarely drink" or similar
>>61948506
Temperate is a general term. You should say "I am a temperate drinker" if you want to talk specifically about alcohol.
>>61948506
>Can I use the phrase "I am a temperate guy"
No. Never say that.
You've been ducking from me shawty
>>61948519
I believe in hunt after runt
>>61948506
Grammatically you could but it sounds stupid
>>61948526
>>61948557
thanks!
that makes sense, I love you a kind lad!
>>61948581
Chav cronin
>>61948593
You are most welcome, pal. It should be " I love you, you're a kind lad"
>>61948593
>tfw being nip
im not a runt
im a 193 cm brick shithouse
Need to learn how to use AutoCAD.
Hi. Where is the cum?
>a jap now thinks it's acceptable to say "I am a temperate drinker"
>>61948593
"Lad" is casual and informal. "I love you" is formal. If you want to sound casual, say "thanks lad" or "ta lad"
*drinks temperately*
>>61948660
What's wrong with that?
>>61948660
stop confusing me
what is the correct answer?
lads what are some 'classics' that I need to watch?
watched Reservoir Dogs yesterday
>>61948714
He's trolling.
https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=I+am+a+temperate+drinker&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox-b&gfe_rd=cr&ei=G4KDV6WxNc2N8QflpJWAAg
lots of examples of its use.
>>61948708
nothing at all
>>61948660
>>61948683
underclass runts
>>61948714
It's okay to say. They are just bantering you, because they are poor people who can't do posh talk. Saying I am temperate drinker is quite a posh statement
Don't say "i'm a temperate guy", it sounds like you're trying too hard. Just say "I don't drink that much"
>>61948729
The Deer Hunter. Very long and grim but pretty good.
>lads what are some 'classics' that I need to watch?
>watched Reservoir Dogs yesterday
>>61948755
>1978
get tae fuck
Going town Tbh
>>61948714
this >>61948753
>>61948735
>>61948738
Okay I get it.
Thank you very much.
>>61948781
Chav croning
>>61948777
You didn't specify what you meant by classic. You should still watch it though.
>>61948781
waiting for the bus? runt life.
>>61948843
This isn't America you thick runt
*calls you a runt*
>>61948856
you don't own a car and have to share the bus with alcoholics, pensioners and somalians.
you are the definition of a runt.
>tfw the UK just got a female PM today
>Alcohol? You mean that poison the underclasses drink which clouds the mind? Nay, I do not partake, for you see I am a temperate man and must maintain a constant state of awareness should a theist attempt to engage me in debate
>>61948895
if you live in a city and use a car then you are a turbo runt
>>61948917
oh dear oh dear oh dear
>>61948930
>owning a car is runt behaviour
runt life. pick up your goodfellas pizzas and choobs and get back into your cage, little weakling.
>>61948843
>>61948895
The train you fucking bellend
What bus stops do you know that look like this
>>61948924
quality post
>>61948843
isnt that very clearly a train station?
love how it took an entire year of runtposting for "runt" to actually enter /brit/'s vocabulary
@61948954
Haiti is in a much worse state to be fair.
>>61948781
can tell you're a normie just by your trousers and shoes
why does music sound so SHIT on phone lines
>>61948987
>being a normie is a bad thing
*pours delousing powder into your cage and watches you screech and run around, smashing into the bars in agony*
>>61948979
Not a state you retarded cunt
>>61948987
more likely he spent an hour on /fa/
>>61949014
did I say or infer it was a bad thing you runtoid
Portugal won me £24 in my work's sweepstake, get in
>>61949034
>infer
*imply
tempted to get into dwarf fortress lads
>>61948961
>train
turborunt behaviour
why don't you own a car runtboy?
>>61949034
The fact you had to point it out in an attempt to rally fellow runts around you in agreement means that you did infer it to be a bad thing
You've lost your slop privileges for a week
>>61949071
Trains are the most civilised form of transportation, you savage.
>>61949071
Ah yes I would much rather spend a tenner on petrol driving to town rather than get the much faster train for free
Runt-level money management from you runtilda
>>61949104
>for free
since when were trains free?
![4723349+_88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/B7osIvK.jpg "4723349+ 88af79e0dba2e350718597cebf11bb0b[1]")
>Trains are the most civilised form of transportation, you savage.
ah yes, a train with polacks and somalians is far superior to my jag.
>>61949125
probably a train without a ticket bloke
>>61949125
Since the barriers at the station I get off at don't exist :^)
>runts still arguing over transportation
>ah yes, a train with polacks and somalians is far superior to my jag.
>>61949132
>driving an Indian car
>living in an area with Somalians and polacks
>>61949132
>my jag
doubt you have a jag mate hahahahaha
>>61949145
>stealing train rides
quintessential runt behaviour
in the same league as 2nd/3rd generation immigrants
>>61949147
>fair dodging
you truly are a runt
morning
>May uncontested
Wew lads
>>61949182
>implying I would ever give money to such an inefficient and awful company as Abellio """"Greater"""" Anglia
Those runts should be paying me to grace their carriages with my presence
*watches the runts in shed 5F arguing about the best mode of transportation*
*leans back in my reclining chair and marvels at the irony of their conversation, seeing as none of them will ever leave the confines of their metal cages anyway*
heh...
*turns on the hoses*
cars and motorways ruined this once great country
>>61949206
it's July
>>61949132
>little effort involved
>can read paper/browse phone/do whatever on the way
>relatively cheap
compared to
>have to constantly pay attention to road
>can only listen to music/radio
>expensive AF
I've gone cross-country on trains before and never got my ticket checked or encountered any barriers
might as well have not bought a fucking ticket at all, you can just hop on and hop off as you like
>>61949196
>fair
Back to runt school with you runt
>>61949260
>have to constantly pay attention to road
>can only listen to music/radio
>expensive AF
did you really just list those as negatives?
>>61949206
haha, wew indeed!
trains in the UK are a horrible scam
It's cheaper to FLY to scotland from london than to get a train
>>61949260
the lower class runt doesn't have personal driver? colour me surprised.
privatisation ruined the trains
this is true no matter your political view
>>61949226
you posted this in response to me yesterday
started to think you have an unhealthy obsession with me
>>61949282
Do you honestly think they are positives?
>tfw train goes past one of the last Vulcan bombers in the UK
Always a pleasure to see it lads
>>61949322
hope you salute when it goes past
don't you find it disgusting how the most holiday days you can take off is something like 25 days? Yes I understand you get weekends, bank holidays etc, but it's still disgusting
>>61949360
I play the last post on my trumpet
>>61949309
nationalisation ruined the trains actually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoDTxQg3O-M
tune
ignore him
>>61949381
wrong
>trains
haha NERD
ded
Leavers celebrate increased democracy for UK by having new PM chosen by the action of one person
how do people watch films like Taxi Driver and Goodfellas?
looks like the most inane boring grainy shit on the planet
>how do people watch films like Taxi Driver and Goodfellas?
>looks like the most inane boring grainy shit on the planet
>>61949600
can tell you're the pleb who loves interstellar
theresa may
>>61949640
am not
>>61949622
bannable offence mate
fucking hell
split my bourbon into two pieces and ate the non-filling side first and when i went to eat the other side it broke it my hand and i dropped it on the floor
fucking gutted
>bourbon
>>61949676
wrong
nu bred pls
holy fucking autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAkwv5PNapY
>>61949747
i mean the biscuit you weapon
>justin trudeau
>marches in pride
>sells weapons to saudis who behead gays
impressive yes ahh
>>61949817
>justin trudeau
>marches in pride for his own citizens
>sells weapons to saudis who behead people that aren't his citizens
>>61949897
>justin trudeau
>marches in pride of people who have a specific character trait
>takes action against people who have that same character trait
ahhh yes very impressive
>>61949984
>>61949984
>>61949984
>>61949984
new one boys
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