DELETE THIS edition
>>62009749
Why should people who aren't members get to vote at all?
Think janny needs to calm down a bit
May is PM
Gary Linekar will present MotD in his pants in September
Dare you doubt meme magic?
just phoned the janny. he's not impressed
>>62009828
does this count as impersonating a janny?
>>62009826
pack you bags m8 you're done for
taking a chance
>>62009854
I've got done it before and he does NOT find it funny
pissing my pants
>>62009749
tories came in last time and fucked with the votes
its how corbyn got such a landslide
>muh democracy
>tampering with an election you shouldn't be a part of
hmm, really makes u think
HES FUCKING BACK
>fucking gibraltar
>>62009828
MR JANITOR TEAR DOWN THIS THREAD
Wew
He's on a rampage
Got a job interview on Thursday, only just started preparing today
Junior front end developer role - confident in my abilities but kinda nervous I won't be able to fulfill expectations... like I don't really use preprocessors and only a basic knowledge of jQuery, but I'm dead good at making Wordpress themes from scratch and heavily customising them
Any tips? I was thinking just b urself
>>62009784
>>62009790
>>62009809
>>62009824
>>62009826
>>62009828
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Was it all part of his plan?
screen is all caramel coloured
>>62009777
>meanwhile the post about politics on the /int/ board remains
GOOD WORK JANNY
REALLY EARNING YOUR PAY
>>62009970
messy eater
my friends been messaging me every day about pointless shit for the last 10 days, literally had to say "mate youve been bombarding me with messages its 7am ive just woken up" and he got rly pissed off at me
>>62009916
HE SIMPLY DOESNT HAVE THE BALLS
EVEN THOUGH HE DOES THIS UNGRATEFUL JOB
IN EXCHANGE FOR SCANT GRATITUDE AND A GAIN THAT CAN BE CALLED NIL OR NULL
DEPENDING ON YOUR LANGUAGE PREFERENCE
>>62009946
decided far left (unironically) is fittest
Right fuck this, lets go join /cum/
>lift weights they said
>>62009948
https://twitter.com/moot/status/752564273084149760
Man is a millionaire and he's riding the bus to work
the fuck
J
crikey
lovely nipples
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fb8pus-0hjc
>>62010065
no followers
1 like
strange fella
practising my spanish with a girl on interpals
hope i'm not too shit. she's typing long paragraphs so i can't be too bad.
>>62010064
what happened
>>62009925
just try to remember the html syntax you will never use that they might ask questions about
like <strong> and <em> wtf lads
glad i didnt have to rely on that job
seriously he's gone mad
his nut is completely done in
>>62010139
he died`
really quite scary how there are only a handful of civilised countries in the world and they're slowly going to shit
>>62010113
just left a comment
been really mean
hopefully it will change the face of this world
>>62010164
haha ive done loads of research of shit i never use, then did a quiz that expects me to know that all from scratch like its fucking trial and error most of the time.
literally just gonna have to be gung-ho, positive, optimistic etc as fuck
>>62010202
There are no civilised countries
new fucking
W
H
E
R
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gasket status: blown
>>62010233
Rasheed
>>62010243
>they will eat of these plates later
>>62010240
he gon dun it now
>>62010139
heart exploded from the strain
>>62010064
Sweaty palms through that whole video thinking some bone of his was gonna snap
>>62010251
would punch that cunt in the face for wearing an american flag like that
disrespectful little runt
>>62010243
reminder that if you live past 30 you're a boring cunt
Janny just chill out mate
>>62010243
gross
stop shitposting please, thanks.
think im gonna die past 30
have you ever told someone you loved them over internet im
has it ever gone well
>>62010294
what did you post la?
my posts have been deleted a couple times but I'm not banned yet
slags
post slags in TIGHTS
did janny seriously just delete my post
need to have a serious word with that rascal
reminder the janny is receiving a 300% pay increase starting next month
>>62010294
I got this too kek
>>62010359
that's a whole lot of nothing
honhonhonhon
>>62010343
depends what you mean by well
if you mean providing a slight bit of euphoria and hope for the future yeah
if you mean ending in crushing depression as real life gets in the way of our relationship no
did some shopping
We should put some cash together and buy janny a prosie to calm him down
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>62010343
When i was 13. It wet pretty well desu, I dumped her a week later
>>62010348
It's too damn hot for tights
>>62010139
he broke his own deadlift world record
>>62010412
hat
Gf just posted this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tl9SRsPbWLM
excited to wake up tomorrow lads, hoping that this feeling will continue until the day i die
>>62010251
would literally all get the full 3 inches
shit think i might actually be shit at my career choice
what do
>>62010432
hmm, why'd he delete it? care to explain yourself, janny?
>>62010432
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>62010477
hot
>>62010477
can't read moonrunes sorry
ANY TIGHTS
>>62010251
none of them are vile
huh
reminder the janny still has to obey the rules of his job and can't punish you simply for bullying him.
>>62010113
literally just softcore. this is gonna upset so many landwhales.
>>62010343
never told anyone I've loved them full stop
>>62010538
oops
>>62010412
do you have a funnel to fill the flask with? because the hole will be too small to pour anything in.
also
>that vodka
are you literally 17?
>>62010524
not allowed to post
>>62010535
i would blow my gasket 2bh
>>62010535
would tear that down in anger desu
>>62010251
Top left would get it
really makes you think
janny's really working hard. how much do they pay him again?
>>62010582
>with mini funnel
and no i'm not, but it tastes very good and usually costs £30 so i thought i'd get some and keep it for some time
>>62010585
testing the waters
>>62010535
good
fuck dogs
>>62010606
yeah, it makes me realise that GIRLS WEARING FUCK ALL CLOTHING IS FIT AS FUCK
How much does a mod actually make?
>>62010606
strange that all the male voices appear to be talking in niggerisms
Are Yanks allowed to smoke in bars and that?
Me and the mandem
>>62010291
FOY
>>62010535
i'd be fuming.
reviving a gimmick
>>62010676
It depends on the state.
sat on a willie the other night lads
>>62010678
Would love to gas the lot of them
>>62010637
>falling for obvious bait
ahh yes, very smart
>tfw no black gf
>>62010606
>you can either dress like a whore or put on the equivalent of the burka
sigh
inspiring post ngl
lol a friend just told me the janitors on here work for FREE .... lmoa good joke, nobody would do this shit without getting any wage right?
>>62010664
$7.45
First janitors refuse to delete unappropriate /r9k/ tier threads such as the "tfw no gf" thread the swede postes daily, and then they come deleting stuff without any apparent criteria
I demand nothing but a public statement by any fucking /int/ janitor or mod about what the fuck they are doing with this board
>>62010650
Rasheed
He does it for free
>>62010678
*crosses street like a pussy*
what languages are the most offensive to your ears? chinese and arabic are just awful
>>62010747
They get promoted to become mods and then they make the big big money.
>>62010664
moderator: $0.00/hour
janitor: $0.00/hour
>>62010678
*opens fire*
>>62010763
questioning staff decisions is a bannable offence tbqh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_2SKNv-bdo
getting my daily dose of ASMR
>>62010788
non-english
>>62010723
Come small heath and try it cuzzybro
>>62010788
Agree, Vietnamese is really bad too.
You'd think that with 230 MPs the Labour Party could come up with someone better than Angela Eagle
>>62010788
French
>>62010788
polish
>>62010678
*keeps eyes to ground and walks by them*
*goes home and talks about how shit blacks are on 4chan*
>>62010788
there's only one language: human
>>62010857
Well you would have thought they'd come up with something better than Jeremy Corbyn but here we are
>>62010834
Will be there, look for the 6'4 guy built like a brick shit house
>>62010830
this bird speaks fluent hindi wtf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UgNcVPObcww
>>62010864
Bloody racist
>>62010788
French and chink languages
My favourite are hard sounding languages
Arabic, Russian and German sound god-tier
>>62010788
yank
>>62010871
French is literally the best when spoken by a girl, by a man and it's one of the worse. Nothing beats a French girl speaking English hhhnnnggg
>>62010889
mind if I post this on reddit?
Recommend me some shit to buy off of Amazon, I've had Amazon prime for ages but haven't bought anything for months
>>62010899
corbyn is a million miles better than eagle
labour needs Ed or David tbqh
I don't like the French too much but their language sounds pretty good, don't even deny it cucks.
Listening to some Coldplay lads, reckon it's my favourite band.
>leltic
this is going out to you junkies joe joyce
>>62010926
>lea seydoux will never sit on my face
>>62010709
Really? Are there more states that allow it or don't? What are some big ones that do?
Business idea: Enforce Sharia law in the UK
>>62010927
for the fee of €0.00 you can buy the rights to it
>>62010829
I don't want to question anything I want a public statement by the moderation
Why are certain threads which clearly do not conform to the board rules allowed to be posted regularly, even daily
Sitting on a chair lads.
>>62010949
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Sony-VPL-VW1100ES-data-projector-projectors/dp/B00H1T5E7M/ref=sr_1_6?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1468359180&sr=1-6&keywords=4K+projector
You can browse brit on this.
the so-called king-size bed
>>62010901
I'll be in this whip waiting to run you down
Chinese is literally the best when spoken by a girl, by a man and it's one of the worse. Nothing beats a Chinese girl speaking English hhhnnnggg
>>62011007
sitting on one of these right now
>>62010957
French sounds fucking horrible. Half of my extreme hatred towards France comes solely from the language and how shit it is
>>62010957
that's subjective
don't really care if i sound like a faggot for some people
>>62011007
do you have a fat arse?
i do and i have a chair like that but my fat arse starts aching after a few hours
tfw fat arsed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UEpmpt4wYok
Black Sands is pretty fucking dank.
Thanks United Bongoloidia
>>62010957
french is fucking horrible unironically
>>62010955
Corbyn is dire, a festuring turd is better than him
>>62011022
Can't wait to leng you out and make you watch me key it
>>62011022
look at me wagecucking all day and these cunts just drug deal and make x100 more than me in one week
they dont even pay taxes either
Ahh yes. It's all falling into place.
>>62011053
thank you for Paperi T
>>62011082
what is?
>>62010949
carl jung collected works
>>62011032
there's tons of different accents
someone who is rugged and has a low voice will never sound gay even in french
don't know if I can go one more year of this "life long loneliness" meme
>>62011100
Oh you'll see.
>>62010996
The South in general allows it, some even at restaurants and stuff. I can think of Texas. However others completely ban it. What about you guys?
>>62011057
c u c k
how can we get the police to stop killing the mandem?
Getting the feeling that Brexit won't go through in the end lads
>>62011057
Go home Abdul, French is the sexiest, don't even try, not for one minute, to deny this.
>>62009733
You guys miss me
>>62011138
getting to the point over here where theres more places you cant smoke then can
>>62011104
French always sounds gay, no matter how the person sounds. It's because French is an extremely feminine, 'romantic' and lovey-dovey language. You can't sound heterosexual if you speak French, it's such a fucking feminine language, I would kill myself if I was a French man.
Just look up French rap. It's hilarious.
Arabic, Russian and German always sounds hard, but French always sounds gay.
>>62011163
t. mong from 2 weeks ago
>>62011163
it definitely won't
>>62011185
This is pretty good 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ceNf9qJjgc
>>62011080
Git gud paddy
>>62010535
Would literally walk all my neighbours dogs down a Muslim area the next day and batter any paki cunt who says otherwise
>>62011176
Turn off you proxy Pierre
>>62011206
thought May said it was gonna happen tho
>>62011185
>rap
Opinion discarded.
>>62011231
reckon she'll put it indefinitely on hold or something
>>62011144
>>62011176
>what are tourists
french is shit to hear
>>62011127
YES
>>62011249
I'm saying that French rap sounds retarded
>>62011212
>Louis vutton fedora on the right
Holy fuck
>If you’re black, you’re treated more harshly by the criminal justice system than if you’re white.
Is she right?
>>62011212
how do they not get caught? so obvious
did the CEO of Micked single handedly kill /eire/ ? comfier thread than /brit/ 2bh if it wasn't for him.
>>62011185
lmao americans are so insecure
chill out
>>62011227
Leicester lad myself.
does anyone want to meet up for a fight?
i'll buy you a pint after, i just want to feel something
>>62011281
hopefully
>>62011265
i'm sorry you don't appreciate the finer things in life :^]
>>62011276
I'm saying, who gives a fuck what rap sounds like.
It's all shite
>>62011286
/eire/ is awful
oh no, not impressive at all
>>62011221
>ireland
>>62011380
>>62011345
lmao. I suppose there's suffering and suffering. Poor guys.. Surely rehousing people in Stoke is against the UN charter of human rights or something?
>>62011365
toot is a fine thing my friend
you should post it:')
>>62011386
HOWEVER
>>62011384
fuck you asshat
>>62011380
I mean that French rap that is obviously trying to sound all hard and gangster-ish is hilarious because it still sounds so feminine as they are speaking French
>start new job in 2 weeks
>have to turn up """smart casual"""
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
literally no one knows what this means.
What do I wear /brit/?
>>62011420
t. CEO of micked, undercover without his trip.
What is it? Where is it? How will it affect me?
>>62011444
white shirt, purple tie and black trousers
>>62011444
polo and trousers
>>62011413
you post it desu
>>62011421
rap is a manner of speaking in rythm to the music you three legged donkey
there's ton of rap that isn't gangster at all
>>62011404
>of all countrys england is trying to pitch the muslim thing on us
Howling
>>62011344
Edgy.
>>62011444
suit jacket, t shirt, cargo shorts, top hat
>>62011286
the skype group tripfaggers are worse than him desu
>>62011444
>shirt
>blazer
>black jeans
>smart shoes
not hard
>>62011344
Brilliant post
>>62011444
Jeans and a shirt/polo desu
>>62011444
desert boots/rubber soled derby's/suede brogues if you're a topman ladddo
oxford shirt/plaid shirt maybe a long-sleeve polo if you can pull it off.
chinos or black/navy jeans, or corduroys
easy af
>>62011345
I can't breathe
>>62011421
yeah but the gutter French they speak doesn't sound soft at all. French hip hop is pretty based, shame I don't know what they're saying.
t. hiphop aficionado
How long is a ban for ban evasion?
t. never read the rules when making my account
Caught a Staryu and a Psyduck by the river lads. Saw a real duck too.
>>62011421
Basing your entire opinion on a language by some wannabe French roadman rapping, which is utter shite no matter the accent.
>Church is a Pokémon GO gym
>Go to church anyway because I'm a good boy
>Come out of church after mass behind this 9/10 qt
>She stops and tapping furiously at her phone
>She's trying to take over the gym
>Get to talking about the game
>Realise we both need Pokéballs
>Nearest Pokéstop is a local café
>End up going for coffee together under the guise of getting Pokéballs
>Hang out for the rest of the day and exchange numbers at the end
Mate, whoever invented this Pokémon GO business deserves a fucking blowjob. This shit is genius.
>>62011405
Glp please
>>62011444
>>62011525
haha mirth x
>>62010535
I hate this kind of BS.
Sure if it says something like "please pick up the shit after your dog", but this is too much (I even hate dogs and my parents are both muslims).
It triggers me, please stop it anon :(
>>62011276
i like french rap desu
>>62011529
>>62011525
Permanent according to the rules page but they expire after 30 days
>>62011444
full track suit
what did people wear when you went to the interview
>>62011404
>Dublin
What a shithole that place is. It's not even Irish anymore.
>>62011560
Just wondering if you can get banned for claiming you evaded a ban? Like how would that work?
>>62011529
Caught a Krabby by a lake
>>62010889
lol
>>62011572
haha this was me too haha >>62011541
>>62011616
noice
>>62011541
lmao if you're serious that's a nice story.
>>62011609
They'd take you at your word and ban you.
>>62011638
yeah i'm sure it's real and not just nicked off reddit or facebook mate
>>62011444
cargo shorts and an anime tshirt
>>62011584
>>62011648
Oh then I would never do that :^)
>>62011529
you forget to add that when you saw the duck you thought:
'this animal is perfectly suited to his environment'