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Cameron's lament edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk
Will he be remembered as the modern Gorbachev?
need companionship
3rd for northern idiots feeling inferior to students
>Theresa May
>Th Ma
>Ma Th
>Margaret Thatcher
>Maggie
>May
Our Maggie May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Lc2ZWWwhA
>>62005714
no desu
I am the mandems and you are all my mandibles
Janny Janny are you there?
disdainful young university dwellers
"floccinaucinihilipilification" roughly the same amount of letters as my penis size in inches.
Tired lads.
Are jez
any of you lads know any good reusable water bottle things that keep the water cold
like 1l ones
want Theresa May to read out my internet history during PMQs whilst she fucks me with a strap on over the dispatch box
soon
>>62005889
If only there was something you could do ... some sort of resting method perhaps
>>62005818
Is she the woman who wants to ban anime?
done too many wanks today my knob hurts
>>62005921
imagining Theresa May saying "loli felching"
I'm hard
>>62005886
>floccinaucinihilipilification
voacroo this
Phone screen has just cracked lads. Is it too obvious if I get insurance then claim on it in a week's time?
>>62005935
I fucking hope so
wish this were the world desu
>>62005921
actually getting a semi at the thought
wew
blairites on suicide watch
>>62005986
what is this retarded shit
>>62006043
mirth
>>62006049
earth after a pandemic kills 99.99% of the population
>>62006056
did janny just delete your other post?
this is literally going to be my next album cover
>>62006070
stupid
>>62006070
sounds good
>>62006116
that muay thai kick looks vicious
gonna go out and have a wank in a field
>>62006116
mirth
havent been sick in 2 years lads
never broken a bone either
not had a cavity
>>62006116
is that the mogg
What kind of milk do you drink lads?
Theresa is going to ban 4chan
>Celtic are a goal down to a semi-pro team from Gibraltar
Ah yes, very impressive The Brodge
>>62006168
pics
tim's off his rocker
poor guy
making some accidental improvements
Imagine getting bummed or sucking a Willy aha
>>62006195
my own milk
>>62006260
Why is that funny? Are you a homophobe?
Comrade Corbyn is killing Labour, it's fucking hilarious.
>>62006291
>he's finally booted and May offers him a Life Peerage for services to the Tory Party
>Decide to buy an Xperia Z3
>Fucking NOWHERE has it in stock
Ah yes, very impressive.
POWER STANCE
>>62006328
I had the Z3 for a year, it was pretty shitty desu
>voting for the modern tory party
why
>>62006366
who taught them this
lads, shall i get an american pool table or english?
>>62006328
they're already on the Z5
>>62006367
What do you have now?
>>62006366
they look like they are about to smash a free-kick straight into the wall
>>62006388
LG V10
>>62006385
FOB
>>62006385
do not put money into the yank economy
buy british
now witness the economic power of this fully developed NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
got an itch on my balls but cany scratch it because im typing this
>>62006381
It's some bullshit TED-talk tier social science that adopting power stances in public make people implicitly trust you
Reminder that because 4chan offers pornographic content they will have to implement credit card age verification and if they don't then it will be blocked in the UK.
This has already been passed as a law
>>62006415
Fucking hell lad. I'm not a billionaire.
dentist been playing games with me but not in a good way
Kind of love Corbyn lads
He's a mental gommie but he just won't back down
>>62006463
mirth
just makes me want to nutmeg them 2bh
was playing pokemon go today
saw a bunch of people in a park by a lure, didn't join them
haha
>>62006448
pinch and roll
>>62006366
The power stance giveth, the power stance taketh away
>>62006466
Are you buying a phone jailbroken?
I always only upgrade when my contract is up
>>62006520
>didn't join them
Aww lad, just go for it next time. Pokefags are all really nice. Ended up getting food with some girl the other day because we were both at the river trying to catch a Poliwag and ended up chatting.
>>62006541
really makes u think
bojo and gove came away as the big winners from brexit yet somehow May became PM
>>62006541
I'm a NEET virgin loser and i'd look better in my suit after two months on the street getting nibbled by rats and getting into streetfights with bums in puddles of piss
our boy
>>62006547
I don't buy phones on contract, only pay as you go.
>>62006572
Wew
did you give her ol' Poliwag after?
>>62006572
what the fuck
kill yourself normalfag
i'm literally serious just end your fucking life RIGHT NOW
>>62006607
CANT CLOGG
WONT CLOGG
>>62005807
not from that sket I should hope lad
Imagine being a Blairite right now
Just imagine
wow
>>62006618
That's a very lewd Poképun. I appreciate the pun but not its lewdness.
>>62006624
>normalfag
I was crouched next to a river trying to catch an imaginary animal lad, in the middle of the day.
Mummy is going to take me to mcdonalds tomorrow :)
gf is being weird lads
gonna fucking ignore her out of spite
>listens to shut up once
@62006627
reverse search/10
utterly pigged out on some ice cream lads
>>62006572
Yeah but did you catch the Poliwag?
>>62006684
i can go to mcdonald's whenever i like :p
>>62006656
mirth
>>62006684
i think one just opened today literally a 2 minute walk from my house. 24hrs.
gonna get fat lads
>>62006688
lol mine is all butthurt because I forgot to text her back cause I ran into an old friend. the best part is I know she'll come crawling back like always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OdRzJj_k4
why is laurie penny on this show? she's an airhead feminist who loses every single debate she's part of.
just put on an old pair of shorts from the bottom of the draw and realised that the last person to wear them was my ex nearly 2 yrs ago and i didn't wash them after
;_;
why don't presidents fight the war
>>62006675
>implying pokemon go isn't the normiest shite around right now
kill yourself
do it right now please!
>>62006719
Oh aye lad. That's how we got talking. She asked me if I caught it because I was smiling like a big spacker at my phone.
>>62006747
well jell x
>>62006782
putting someone smarter would contribute to dignify hitchens further
there's nothing for him to be gained by debating an idiot
>>62006810
Oh dear. He's triggered.
>>62006779
mine is annoyed because she wanted a dickpick last night but i was tired and not horny so i said no
stupid slags will get mad at anything
>>62006814
Did you show her a picture of the ol' poliwag?
whats the name of the fit bbc political bird that was on tv on referendum night?
>>62006803
>tfw your ex posts a pic on facebook and she's wearing your hoodie that you let her have
eating curry as we speak, how very multicultural!
vote labour
>>62006867
Laura Kuenssberg?
>>62006854
(i'm actually just jealous)
>>62006866
I should've made myself clear earlier. I want you to stop making lewd puns at me.
that's not me and it's shutdown
purchasing a hip flask to take into clubs with me desu
>>62006805
James K Polk did while president m8
>>62006875
>tfw mine has a nose piercing that i bought her over a year ago and she still wears it
>>62006878
racist
there's only one culture: human
>>62006814
cool
momentum vs saving labour street fights WHEN????
i'd go down and offer towels and ice water to the combatants
buff well off lad with the 9cm dick here, bottled the escort meeting. I was driving there and just parked by the side of the road and stopped to think for what felt like an hour but 2 minutes. Drove back home. Going to lose my virginity to some random slag, then i'll use escorts to practise to git gud at sex.
t.Nate
>>62006805
why do they always send the poor
>>62006901
Just go up to the Pokéfags next time lad. It'll be alright.
>>62006782
Why put Izzard on QT?
We'll never know
But they lost lad
They lost
>>62006935
Whatever happens, we win.
>>62006927
just lay down and rot
>>62006937
9cm dick eh?
struggling to find meaning in my life and a reason to go on lids
>>62006782
>mfw I went to sentosa on Eid
indians, indians everywhere
>>62006858
Good lad. Mine tries to emotionally blackmail me with 'baww I feel bad today, I need compliments' feels good telling her no when she annoys me
>>62006803
giz a sniff la
>>62006891
nah the young one
brunette
cute but goofy smile
Caught some Pokemon lads.
>>62006985
what does that image have to do with me?
>>62006979
nose studs can be cute desu
>>62007000
Isabelle Hardman?
>>62006937
alri shorty
Going to bed and do some reading. See you.
just made some dankass chicken nuggies lads
>>62007015
haha top banter
jump off a cliff
>>62007033
*pushes her down on the bed*
*lifts her skirt up*
>>62007041
thats the one
cheers lad, dedicating this wank to you
mirthful idea: paste whatever is in my clipboard memory onto /brit/, damn the consequences
>>62006957
no that's a different poster
i can't get pokemon go because:
>phone too old
>live in a house on its own in the countryside and there's literally nothing around me but fields anyway
>>62007033
why do these grown women act like children
>offered a job with 12 hour shifts (9AM-9PM)
fuck sake lads... dont know if i can be asked for that. but i literally need a job. it is 4 days on 4 days off though so you do 4 days then get 4 days to mong out. 18k a year.
>>62006627
>>62006706
>>62006707
>>62006754
>>62006767
>With my authority beyond question, I will now begin the process of purging the traitors and undesirables from our party. The blood of Blairite scum will run in the streets like a river and the workers will rejoice
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD8uk1qXJYA
ah yes
>>62007075
v rude had a tough day
>>62006995
lmao yeah same, love treating them badly when they think they can act like cunts without consequences and watching them have to squirm their way back onto my good side
>>62007085
هتاف
>>62007042
And I entertain well because of my brain cells
I'm naughty and stop callin' me shorty my name's L
>>62007086
Get a new phone and go for a walk towards the nearest town.
it aint safe on the block, not even for the cops
We are just living remnants of the Cold War.
business idea: market acid jazz to the over 35s
>>62007117
did he really say this?
Do you lads feel bad for Chris Chan now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
>>62007154
I detect some editing desu
>>62007164
we haven't recovered from the so-called first and second world wars, or as I like to call them collectively "the great war"
>>62007085
4916585741703248
>>62007103
it honestly sounds like a good deal if it's not overly physical
>>62007218
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/752948266765918208
>>62007196
Who's this lady?
>Colleague @rosshawkins says the cut price supporters rate to vote in #labour leadership to go up from £3 to £25
STUDENTS BTFO
>>62007103
sounds good desu
>>62007156
more
>>62007222
nah its working as a technician in a lab, nothing physical
acid reflux is getting really bad. i'm throwing up loads of bile most days. i've actually stopped drinking, this is my 6th day off, but things aren't improving
>>62007181
yes
source: me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkvHRf6T8L4
WEW lads
E
W
>>62007092
you've never seen a woman act like that before?
>>62007224
mirth
>>62007055
good lad. if people read more instead of watching tv or playing games we'd have a better world.
>>62007103
>18k a year
Pointless, just stay neet
>>62007154
Think that girl has the wrong bra size
Should I get a white phone or a black phone?
>>62007196
>9 years
>>62007260
haha same small world
>>62007285
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
useless fucking yank
>>62007256
you'll be bored out of your mind and tired near the 9th hour
second day will be the hardest mentally
fourth day physically
but you won't find a better offer
4 consecutive off days is very very good
>>62007323
yes
>>62007289
i don't associate with them
>>62007260
That stuff goes horrible with anxiety m8, taking anything for it? I used this stuff called gripe water and it worked for me
Lads
>>62007299
>got a job and moved so not reading anymore
Still finished two books since I been here but I spend most of my free time drinking with housemates or listening to music
Feels bad
>>62007055
>going to bed at 10
>>62007294
this really fucks me up double because not only is it just a sad story about a man losing his wife, it also represents a sort of britain that will never exist ever again.
>>62007260
holy shit are you me
I'm fucking spitting out my bodyweight in bile and phlem for hours after I wake up for the past few days
>tfw no good prime day deals left
>>62007294
why did you post this
>>62007397
Some of us work for a living
>>62007397
I might go to bed desu
>>62007256
i have worked such shifts, you will be bored out of your mind the four days off.
taigs btfo
could proddies have asked for a better aniversary present
>>62007386
ah it's one of those images where nobody cares
>>62007403
it never did
>>62007294
why do that to me lad
>>62007411
wanted that chilly water bottle one but they ran out just before i went to buy
>>62007389
it's easy as fuck to find books online (4 3) and a good reader on your computer
just make sure the black words appears on a grey area as to not fuck up your eyes too much
>>62007196
>all that stupid shit in the background
>'REALLY COULD USE SOME MORE MONEY AROUND HERE'
>>62007360
only self medicating with benzos. anxiety definitely affects my reflux but the root cause is that i've been drinking almost every day for 10 years.
>>62007326
I remember yelling JULAAAY in the halls to my friends like it was yesterday
>>62007339
Sorry m8, just noticed that was from a TV network
Whole tv license thing seems to be problematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F3W51dMTyI
*turns on NTS*
ah, yes
So anyone catch the footie
>>62007456
shut the fuck up paki
>>62007117
mirth
>>62007294
Lefties want to destroy this
>>62007487
how old?
>>62007386
i'm not english so just paint the whole thing grey lmao
>>62007406
do you just keep heaving even though your stomach is clearly empty? the contractions are so powerful. i'm pretty sure i can regurgitate on command because i've vomited so many times and know exactly what muscle does what.
>>62007445
s-should i do it or not burgerbro
>I could carve a better party out of a banana
change the record, Peter
Need this to happen 2bh
looked up a chubby girl from halls three years ago and she has doubled in size
>>62007294
Shit nigger didn't need that right now
>>62007507
Hey I've been to your rock before, are you still being invaded by apes?
>celtic
>>62007549
do it, you will be better off anyways
>18K/year
>experience
fuck yeah
>>62007538
28
first had symptons of reflux when i was 20, used to get bad heartburn then, but didn't have the episodes of constant vomiting until a few years ago. sometimes i'll get better at random and then relapse and vomit daily and lose loads of weight.
>>62007548
>loves Kent
>wants to kill Essex
literally the same thing
>>62007565
at this rate within 60 years she'll have eclipsed the sun
>>62007294
Did a sad
>>62007624
much like your mum
>>62007472
I own physical books mate. Currently reading don Quixote (or supposed to, I finished a portrait of an artist as a young man and am going to move onto it)
Can't find motivation though. Going to London this weekend though so train should help
>>62007445
really?
I'm NEET since 7 months and time fucking flies
>>62007507
>POOTIC
I was trying to catch a play-by-play but SkySports only covered the goals and subs, so it was pointless
>>62007559
>The liberals - nick Clegg, tonibler and Thatcher
stopped reading there
>>62007599
o-ok here i go!
>>62007603
can't respect it after those orange cunts off the tv lad
>>62007531
you want to keep Alzheimers around?
Watching that channel 4 documentary about aspergers, 'Child Genius'.
>>62007648
i can't read shit except science fiction and fantasy
too much of a escapist little shit
if you're not motivated don't force it
>>62007652
Time flies whatever you do desu, neet or wageslave we are old now and soon will be retired
¿las malvinas son argentinas?
>>62007548
kentlad here, thanks m8
>>62007603
no it fucking isnt gas yourself
>>62007647
rude
don't like denmark anymore
>>62007648
Difficult book to read but rewarding. Which translation?
>>62007667
You realise Thatchers idol was Gladstone?
too many muslims in Oslo lads
>>62007720
yes it is you fucking bellend
>>62007652
>really?
>I'm NEET since 7 months
hope you are taking care of yourself as well, i hated being NEET and pretty sure it harmed my health
>>62007677
stop stammering and do it for real you twat
ffs why do i bother
imagine having a gf waiting by the door for you returning from work
when you eat chicken wings do you pick the meat off with your hands and bring it to your mouth or just bite it directly off the wing?
>>62007403
>it also represents a sort of britain that will never exist ever again.
thanks to American culture.
>>62007717
of course but i mean that in my perception time goes fast
it feels slower when you are young i believe
when i'm 50 time will feel like rapids
>>62007731
orange booker get out reeeeee
>>62007716
I really like it when I read, it's just starting a book that I find hard.
>>62007759
Eat it whole
>>62007754
>imagine being a wageslave
a most vile thought
>>62007648
same. not a fan of kindles at all. currently reading wittgensteins poker, just finished kafka's complete novels.
>>62007759
>when you eat chicken wings do you pick the meat off with your hands
absolute runt-tier
>>62007764
And Tony Blair
>>62007786
naija detected
>>62007759
i eat it with a knife and fork
>>62007797
DAE TONY BLIAR???
>>62007738
alri Anders how's prison?
>>62007730
I dunno, penguin classics one I picked up at a market stool for a fiver
>>62007750
i'm bleeding money (not that i use much for anything but the bare minimum) because i don't want to abuse our system
and yes i'm becoming a skinny doublefat fuck
interview tomorrow for some office job so things are looking up
>>62007796
easier to dip the meat in the blue cheese this way though
>eating food with your bare hands
Runt
i am superior to all of you because i am tolerant
>anglo
>>62007750
im gonna do it OKAY
>>62007842
>using a knife and fork on a chicken wing
>not using chopsticks for every meal
>>62007784
i getcha
especially if you have a lot going on in your life
>>62007824
Stall* fml
>>62007821
literally was tony blair who invented the multiculturalism in britain meme and completely changed the fabric of our demographics and cultural life though
Lads
WTF is this shit? Is UEFA being retarded on purpose?
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/jul/12/euro-2020-bilbao-baku-more-minnows
>>62007842
posh sissy
>>62007821
DAE over 3 million immigrants in a decade
>>62007895
Funny way of spelling Thatcher
bit shit this
https://soundcloud.com/skepta/coming-soon-ft-makkonen-ceon
>not finding sustenance in the light of the sun
pfwaahaha
Bought an xbone desu lads
>>62007910
>I have not got a bloody clue and as such should not be taken seriously
>>62007403
what does this even mean?
>>62007948
only blacks do that
>>62007910
lmao
ur a fuckin poser dude
>>62007957
>2016
>console gaming
oh dear
>>62007948
hon hon
>>62007969
france is black now
i kill every song that i touch and turn into mc hammer they can't touch me
>>62007967
that the cultural values and character espoused in that webm are pretty much extinct in this country. is that so hard to understand?
>>62007962
>>62007976
Thatcher was the original multi-culturalist, she went out of her way to incorporate muslim values into British life and create the ethnically diverse London we have today
>>62007957
Oh dear oh dear
>>62007927
this is so dead
what happened
>>62007156
more cali please
>>62008009
nice
>>62007824
>>62007889
Look into it as there is quite a bit of debate over the proper one. But a book every man should read.
flirting with this bird on Draw Free
only trouble is she's 17 and lives in the states haha oh what a world haha foiled again hahahaha
>>62008057
Woo!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fyXmT1j6lQ
>dont want to be neet
>dont want to be wageslave
>>62008034
yanks
>>62007927
i love it fuck u
>>62007969
>>62007998
we wuz plants and merde
>>62008012
Yes
Are you saying people don't get married any more?
I really can't see how Alzheimer's can be linked to immigration
>>62008084
his hands look very soft
>>62008097
how
>>62008084
start a business
>>62008084
#studentlife haha x
>>62008075
>yoo kay eye pee
crikey
>>62008113
minx
opinions on me paying £60 a month for a gym membership lads?
>>62008057
Yoohoo!
>>62007899
>Scotland will still find a way to not qualify
>>62008162
just use pokemon go if you want some exercise
>>62008109
its not about the alzheimers you fucking pleb. and no people do not get married in the same fashion any more. its also about the old fella, his character just reeks britishness, its not about any more. if you cant see that you must be blind.
i don't care about vip i've got very important places to be
>>62008162
overpaying
find a proper gym
>>62008162
lmao what kind of pikey gym is that? anything less than £90 a month isn't worth doing tbqh
>>62008152
Crazy innit
>>62008075
why does RobinHoodUKIP do those titles as the start of his videos? I can read the name of the video m8
>>62008162
stop eating and keep those tenners you fat fuck
>>62008201
>>62008204
it'd be very convenient because it's right next to work and we get a discount on it
i want to put my cunt in someoe elses willy
conflicted about which benzo to ingest
>going to the gym AT ALL
literally lamo @ u
>>62008123
catchy innit
>>62008194
>people do not get married in the same fashion any more
you're chatting utter shit evaluate your life
can't wait for the euros to start, I fancy us to go all the way this year
>>62008162
Just use the one at your uni or workplace
shower man down like fireman sam
no respect for people who don't read books
>>62008231
if you're paying more than £30 a month you're being screwed
>>62008234
on my way
>>62008278
i read illustrated japanese literature instead
>>62008280
>you're being screwed
we haven't considered that he may like it
>no respect for people who don't read books
>>going to the gym AT ALL
>literally lamo @ u
no respect for people who can read
no respect for people
Childhood is when you idolise Ramsay.
Adulthood is when you realise that the pizza looks alright.
no respect
might have a wank desu lads
>>62008347
no idea what this means
can you repeat the question
>>62008347
The pizza looked good tbqh
can you all just shit off
>Oh hello good friend, just reading some Dostoevsky I picked up at my local independent book emporium, I trust you are a man of literary knowledge?
feds wanna shift man
*shits off*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ILCuZ8S7m0Y
>>62008263
>meet a girl
>start writing to her
>ask her to marry you
Nope. People don't get married like this any more. This is exactly how my grandparents got married and they got married at 18/19, and are still married. I guarantee you the couple from the webm got married at a much earlier age than is now the national average too. People back then got married young after quite short romantic relationships, people nowadays get married in their 30s after theyve probably already had quite a few serious relationships, both progressed their careers etc etc. Also the divorce rate is astronomically higher.
wife's son threw the bin bags at the cuck shed lads
actually whining oui oui when i push heavyweight feces out of my anus
>>62008404
I'm reading Dostoevsky rn x
>>62008412
howd you get this picture of my gf
>>62008412
oh mate janny's gonna go through the ROOF
>A game where you go to childrens parks and point your phone's camera around while rapidly tapping and flicking at the screen
Ah yes what could go wrong
>>62008406
>21:26:46
>>62008407
>21:26:45
hmmm
it ain't safe for the block
business idea: salt and vinegar doritos
*tips*
>>62008447
alri temp
>>62008412
Why was this deleted? What the fuck janny
>>62008465
nonces having a field day
EEEEEEEEERRRRR
Business idea: get married to a man and have a gay family.
>>62008503
>>62008503
>>62008503
>>62008503
New
HE'S HERE
HE'S GOING SPARE
>>62008484
good quote tho
if you put tobacco in spliffs you're a literal paki
whats the point
JANNY IS ON A MAD ONE
ayy
HOW CAN THIS HAPPEN
>>62008484
https://twitter.com/paulmasonnews/status/752959948674494464
>M'learned
he's really done his NUT this time
Need someone to crack my shoulders
>>62008511
Is it bad that the thought of two men doing that makes me sick to my stomach?
>>62008514
IT'S TIME
if you call them spliffs you're an adolescent
JANNY IS BEING SILLY AGAIN BOYS X
>>62008607
Yes, piss off bigot
>>62008618
more like ancient
>>62008618
potato famine
cigarette smoke nah that's not me
anyone got a spare gasket?
asking for a mate
I prefer to call them enlightenment sticks
if you smoke anything you're a tool
http://www.strawpoll.me/10731716
http://www.strawpoll.me/10731716
http://www.strawpoll.me/10731716
>>62008618
if you ingest drugs you're an adolescent
>>62008607
*looks at you pensively while you lay on a deerhide divan*
ah yes
how is your relationship with your father?
tracksuit mafia the best dressed men
>>62008484
goethe had an IQ of 210
>>62008648
mirth
ever been to yo sushi?
janny if you need relaxing you can come over here x
>>62008682
this
>Fucked up massively at work and my boss is point blank ignoring me
>Corbyn just destroyed the Labour Party
>My bellend is sore and has been for three days for some reason, almost tingly but not strong enough to wince but too strong to ignore
>Feel ill
>Work again tomorrow
>No money
just kill me
>>62008694
no he didn't
>>62008648
ira bombing
>if you ingest drugs you're an adolescent
anyone seen my rag?
put it down somewhere and it's gone
Well lads by some miracle I picked up some hours at a high-end fashion retail shop.
Any tips for dealing with customers?
>>62008704
prefer to get authentic sushi from the local corner shop
>>62008682
heh agreed *swigs ale*
moving to japan lads
if you put a physical object into your body you are a tier 2 spirit of light or lower
>>62008711
-kisses and soothes-
there there x
ABSOLUTELY BONKERS
>>62008682
*sips coffee*
>>62008725
have you tried looking in the EU parliament
>>62008730
kiss me on the lips and i'll tell you
>>62008740
alcohol is traditional to our people
>>62008730
Gain their trust, then crush them when they least expect, have no mercy for they are weak
business idea: keep posting on this same thread until we can more
>>62008730
never jump to conclusions you don't know their story.
>>62008730
look disapprovingly at them
>>62008781
haram
>>62008781
it's not a drug, it's a drink
>I don't rate the janitor
>>62008769
not an argument
>>62008730
watch out for the jews x
>>62008796
*no
>I rank janny
>>62008730
shout anime quotes at the customers and remember to wear anime shirts to work. it'd be totally epic
>>62008730
drips in curtesy and kindness while hating their guts
>>62008730
The customers are always right, If the customers complain about something you will be fired
I rank the janny
>>62008781
so are magic mushrooms
used to think that michael jackson's song 'black or white' was about how he didn't know whether his kids would be born black or white desu
business idea: cigarettes with coffee taste
>>62008864
>"his" kids
shooting for 700 at least , lads
let's show janny we are good lads
>>62008861
t. heretic
can i get a pic for the gram
>>62008775
No, I'm straight and the only other two males that work there are gay and have already tried to sleep with me.
The ten or so women are friendly enough though.
>he is a demi-god or lower
Seriously though what is the point in enforcing this arbitrary non-rule? So page 10 doesn't become a graveyard? Who the fuck looks / cares about pages beyond 5 anyway?
Only abnormies and Rasheeds don't like yanks. Made loads of British friends when I studied at York Uni
link me some high quality kpop famalams
Why does janny gate us so much, is it because he can't take the banter?
janny is a fucking fascist
why are we the ONLY general that has to wait until page 8?????????????
>>62008902
anti-british sentiment
>I don't use the catalog
>>62008876
>Nihon
>>62008942
>We
think i might start collecting 4chan flags
or is that too autistic
hmm
>>62008902
we're being oppressed because we wield immense power on this website
4chan literally moves to the beat of OUR drum
who is he why is he walking around with security
>>62008920
This is true
>>62008950
FOJ
>>62008946
good post
don't like the way yanks call thinks they like 'dope'
always makes me cringe
>yanks going nuts over pokemon go
looks like the most dull shut imaginable
>>62008980
Might have to do a #4chexit
>>62008990
FUCK OFF FROG
>>62008923
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rFfBqu6vG6s
How easy would it be to move to England? I'm American and after I finish uni here I'd like to move to England or France. You know, somewhere civilized. Not London though, I'm not a big fan of big cities.
>>62009018
Do yanks say that now? Always that was just a British saying
>>62009018
it used to be a thing in the 90s like "rad" and others, but it has come back for some reason
>>62008971
bit late to the party desu
how do you safe gifs on twittter?
mr. robot is soooo dope, lads
>>62008876
ohio gozaimasu
>>62009018
i say it in french too
hon
>>62009055
kill yourself
I don't know whether he'd call himself a genius. To be honest, while he fits the bill, he puts on a show solely because if you're going to take that much time to review food you might as well make an effort for the viewers. It is tangential and he is not really interested in self-publicizing.
He is in a completely different ballpark from the more awkward "fedoras" that were a thing a few years ago, I don't think he is even aware of this meme. Yes, he has taken the persona of a 40s noir radio announcer, but it is just a bit of a giggle and he does a good job of reviving that kind of rappor with the viewers style. He possesses none of the traits of an "autist". His clothes are fitted, his facial features were sculpted in conditions of excessive testosterone and a complete absence of cortisol. His brows are thick, his complexion exudes an aura of valor, his gaze is piercing with eyes like that of a phoenix, deeply intelligent yet profoundly troubled, dangerous and sadistic.
The main purpose of all this, you see, is "fundamental research". He came of age (by his standards) shortly after the subprime mortgage crisis and up until early 2015 certain sectors of the stock market have been in an almost uninterrupted bull market. While tech and biotech have been oversaturated, the service sector has been overlooked, notably restaurants, something he had a strong interest in to begin with. It was a perfect storm but by no means is his success entirely due to luck, based on what I heard on the deepweb insider information forums he learned to code from scratch just to dabble in algorithmic trading, he learned standard Chinese in order to better conduct market research and has already finished his CFA at a relatively young age. Lately he has been involved in oil, the brexit fallout and other plays and founded a legitimate asset management firm, but he keeps the details private
>>62009056
It's the "hippest" new "urban slang" among my "fellow kids"
>>62009055
You need to be earning over 35k to move here now
why do yanks like the rolling stones so much
>we're being oppressed because we wield immense power on this website
>4chan literally moves to the beat of OUR drum
>>62009073
i know but i'll still enjoy it i think
245 at of how many?
>>62008971
Whats the point of having regionals if you don't collect them
>>62009092
Show him how it's done
>>62009095
>over 35k
that's it?
ummmmmmmmm frosties?????
>>62009018
It's dope to say desu
Much cooler than mint, or sound.
>>62009095
Money is no object. I'm only concerned about the difficulty to move there. I'm not brown so it shouldn't be too difficult.
>>62009093
someone post the cute gif of him and his marj
>>62009127
too soon mate
rip x
>>62009115
not sure desu
i haven't got a new flag for like 2 years though, probably missing a few of the very rare african ones and that's about it
>>62009127
RIP
WHY DOESN'T THE USELESS JANNY FUCK DELETE THE OLD THREAD INSTEAD OF THE NEW THREAD
>>62009126
i'm presuming he doesn't mean USD
>>62009098
VU >>> the Stones
>>62009130
Everybody says dench if they wanna be cool
>in an ok mood
>dad calls
>lasts 25 minutes where I speak for about 90 seconds
>just keeps fucking talking endlessly abut shit counsins I barely recognise are doing and the Euro Final
>desperate for a piss
>can't hang up because the last time I did he called the fucking police to check I hadn't killed myself
>in a fucking shit mood now
>going to get pissed to stop myself obsessing about it and being unable to sleep on a work night
I'm 26, I am an adult and just want to be left the fuck alone. I get that he doesn't want a dead son but it's been 10 years since I realistically was going to suicide, they just need to stop fucking calling to "check in". Call on birthdays, Christmas and when someone dies, that's all I fucking want.
Love having that immediate cool factor about me abroad because I'm American and everyone grew up watching our movies and tv.
>>62009201
your father loves you and would like to have a conversation with you
>>62009127
>I can hear the sound of Frosties hitting me plate
>>62009201
or hes bored and wants to talk to someone?
>>62009201
>can't hang up because the last time I did he called the fucking police to check I hadn't killed myself
>>62009201
cats in the cradle
>>62009183
still
>>62009201
Hes your dad, just talk to him
>>62009201
>I'm 26, I am an adult and just want to be left the fuck alone.
Then why are you seeking attention on the internet with your little blog.
will his arguably great bait succeed in harvesting the (You)s he so desires?
find out next in 'fat yank wank'
>>62009201
Don't be so pathetic
what the fuck is a quid
>>62009201
I've long since retired, my son's moved away
I called him up just the other day
I said, "I'd like to see you if you don't mind"
He said, "I'd love to, Dad, if I can find the time
You see my new job's a hassle and kids have the flu
But it's sure nice talking to you, Dad
It's been sure nice talking to you"
>>62009201
Stop being a selfish son of a bitch
>>62009317
A squid
BIG DAVE
>>62009317
a squid
>>62009317
British measurement, it's 5kg.
>>62009317
what your da did when he abandoned your family
this guy is harvesting the (You)s
>>62009317
noun
a portion of something, especially tobacco, that is to be chewed but not swallowed.
>>62009345
doo do do doo
>>62009317
approx. 8 stones
don't thank me
>>62009127
How did he kill himself again?
>>62009201
i tried to kill myself a few years ago and get left alone by my parents for weeks at a time
are you sure you're stable atm and that they don't have a reason to check in on you?
>>62009345
he wasn't too bad a pm desu
>>62009366
>He's triggered everyone who actually cares about their family
Pathetic, but it got the job done
>>62009379
hate this gif stop posting it
>>62009391
drowned himself n a bath of frosties milk
>>62009240
I get that, I really do. But my brain doesn't work like his, I consider half hour conversations about nothing a panic-inducing experience, not a friendly catch up chat like he thinks they are. These calls leave me a wreck for at least a couple of days, if he loves me why can't he leave me be to wallow in my misery where at least I'm not stressed about upsetting him?
>>62009271
Dad has a gf and went to a concert last night. He's a fucking normie, he doesn't need to call me to have someone to talk to.
>>62009306
Attention-venting to strangers helps the thoughts stop running through my head endlessly. You're my brick wall to scream at.
>>62009343
Wish I could.
>>62009201
runt life.
>>62009426
i love it so much
>>62009372
This
>>62009345
crikey, he's huge
thinking of growing a beard but afraid of being labeled a muslim
t. brown person
sometimes i don't text you back but i never mean to disrespect you
>>62009474
compared to the small stature of those similar to >>62009474
>>62009459
i hate you
>>62009422
J U S T
>>62009404
Konnichiwa
I'm a temperate drinker
>>62009484
just keep it trim them you mong and grow a big mustache
Muslims only get messy chinstraps
>>62009503
mirth
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B017YSLRMK
£22 for a bottle of apple ciroc on lightning leads if anyone cares
gonna cop a bottle
moving to japan lads, any advice?
>>62009201
>tfw my dad died suddenly during a college semester and I hadn't seen him in several months
want 2 make a new thread but scared janny will get me
what level you guys at in pokemon go?
>>62009514
any examples, la
>>62009418
come on now janny
>>62009551
17
It's too much hassle now living semi-rural. Hope they reset everything when the UK official release happens.
>>62009434
I always heard he ended it by shoving a pencil up his nose and banging his head on a desk
JANNY GON GITCHA
>>62009551
not out in the UK, fuck off yank
>>62009551
>>62009551
2
literally started a few hour ago
>>62009527
>thinks people here drink anything other than mr. sheen
>>62009525
mirth (You)s are so elegants and pure looking
have a semi rare custodian
>>62009540
if he deletes your thread YOU win
>>62009540
coward
NEW
>>62009626
>>62009626
>>62009626
>>62009436
>I consider half hour conversations about nothing a panic-inducing experience
well you better get used to it
love the dad gimmicks, always get a reaction
FT: Lincoln Red Imps 1-0 Celtic
Well European nights in mid-July are only ever memorable for the wrong reasons and no Celtic fan will be forgetting this one in a hurry. Humbled by a side of part-timers from Gibraltar, a country with a population half the size of Celtic Park.
The Brendan Rodgers era begins in ignominious fashion with arguably the worst result in the club's history. He will want to limit the damage with a convincing victory in the second leg at Parkhead next Wednesday to see Celtic through to the next round.
came a long way from when whites never used to mix with blacks
now all my white niggas and my black mates we got the game on smash
HE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
Situations got so bad people are crying on tv because they didn't get a job
FOR FREE
NADA DINEROS
GRATUITEMENT
KOSTENLOS
>>62009529
God I dread a parent dying. As the oldest I assume I'd be expected to arrange everything and it would be a fucking disaster.
Dying before them is a really attractive option, if only to save arguments with my sister about whether my mum was serious about wanting to be buried at sea for no reason in particular.
What's the latest on Tim?
This janny lad needs to be sorted out
>>62009709
>Lee Casciaro's second-half goal did the damage, the Ministry of Defence police officer outfoxing Efe Ambrose to score.
>labour party
>supposed to represent the working class
>£25 pound to vote in the leadership election
explain this shit
>>62009709
IT'S RANGERS' YEAR LADS
>IT'S RANGERS' YEAR LADS
>>62009634
Janny is NOT happy
some drunk mong is yelling in the street
did some kickball just finish?
>Want to go out catching pokemon
>blistered foot
>>62009732
'don't try to test the limits of my patience you beam of light coming from the giant cosmic fireball you will find i have more mettle than you can handle'
>>62009551
5
>>62009584
Literally this
gotta drive to Exeter for anything, fuck that
