Cameron's lament edition
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhyORjJ00Rk
Will he be remembered as the modern Gorbachev?
need companionship
3rd for northern idiots feeling inferior to students
>Theresa May
>Th Ma
>Ma Th
>Margaret Thatcher
>Maggie
>May
Our Maggie May
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Lc2ZWWwhA
>>62005714
no desu
I am the mandems and you are all my mandibles
Janny Janny are you there?
disdainful young university dwellers
"floccinaucinihilipilification" roughly the same amount of letters as my penis size in inches.
Tired lads.
Are jez
any of you lads know any good reusable water bottle things that keep the water cold
like 1l ones
want Theresa May to read out my internet history during PMQs whilst she fucks me with a strap on over the dispatch box
soon
>>62005889
If only there was something you could do ... some sort of resting method perhaps
>>62005818
Is she the woman who wants to ban anime?
done too many wanks today my knob hurts
>>62005921
imagining Theresa May saying "loli felching"
I'm hard
>>62005886
>floccinaucinihilipilification
voacroo this
Phone screen has just cracked lads. Is it too obvious if I get insurance then claim on it in a week's time?
>>62005935
I fucking hope so
wish this were the world desu
>>62005921
actually getting a semi at the thought
wew
blairites on suicide watch
>>62005986
what is this retarded shit
>>62006043
mirth
>>62006049
earth after a pandemic kills 99.99% of the population
>>62006056
did janny just delete your other post?
this is literally going to be my next album cover
>>62006070
stupid
>>62006070
sounds good
>>62006116
that muay thai kick looks vicious
gonna go out and have a wank in a field
>>62006116
mirth
havent been sick in 2 years lads
never broken a bone either
not had a cavity
>>62006116
is that the mogg
What kind of milk do you drink lads?
Theresa is going to ban 4chan
>Celtic are a goal down to a semi-pro team from Gibraltar
Ah yes, very impressive The Brodge
>>62006168
pics
tim's off his rocker
poor guy
making some accidental improvements
Imagine getting bummed or sucking a Willy aha
>>62006195
my own milk
>>62006260
Why is that funny? Are you a homophobe?
Comrade Corbyn is killing Labour, it's fucking hilarious.
>>62006291
>he's finally booted and May offers him a Life Peerage for services to the Tory Party
>Decide to buy an Xperia Z3
>Fucking NOWHERE has it in stock
Ah yes, very impressive.
POWER STANCE
>>62006328
I had the Z3 for a year, it was pretty shitty desu
>voting for the modern tory party
why
>>62006366
who taught them this
lads, shall i get an american pool table or english?
>>62006328
they're already on the Z5
>>62006367
What do you have now?
>>62006366
they look like they are about to smash a free-kick straight into the wall
>>62006388
LG V10
>>62006385
FOB
>>62006385
do not put money into the yank economy
buy british
now witness the economic power of this fully developed NORTHERN POWERHOUSE
got an itch on my balls but cany scratch it because im typing this
>>62006381
It's some bullshit TED-talk tier social science that adopting power stances in public make people implicitly trust you
Reminder that because 4chan offers pornographic content they will have to implement credit card age verification and if they don't then it will be blocked in the UK.
This has already been passed as a law
>>62006415
Fucking hell lad. I'm not a billionaire.
dentist been playing games with me but not in a good way
Kind of love Corbyn lads
He's a mental gommie but he just won't back down
>>62006463
mirth
just makes me want to nutmeg them 2bh
was playing pokemon go today
saw a bunch of people in a park by a lure, didn't join them
haha
>>62006448
pinch and roll
>>62006366
The power stance giveth, the power stance taketh away
>>62006466
Are you buying a phone jailbroken?
I always only upgrade when my contract is up
>>62006520
>didn't join them
Aww lad, just go for it next time. Pokefags are all really nice. Ended up getting food with some girl the other day because we were both at the river trying to catch a Poliwag and ended up chatting.
>>62006541
really makes u think
bojo and gove came away as the big winners from brexit yet somehow May became PM
>>62006541
I'm a NEET virgin loser and i'd look better in my suit after two months on the street getting nibbled by rats and getting into streetfights with bums in puddles of piss
our boy
>>62006547
I don't buy phones on contract, only pay as you go.
>>62006572
Wew
did you give her ol' Poliwag after?
>>62006572
what the fuck
kill yourself normalfag
i'm literally serious just end your fucking life RIGHT NOW
>>62006607
CANT CLOGG
WONT CLOGG
>>62005807
not from that sket I should hope lad
Imagine being a Blairite right now
Just imagine
wow
>>62006618
That's a very lewd Poképun. I appreciate the pun but not its lewdness.
>>62006624
>normalfag
I was crouched next to a river trying to catch an imaginary animal lad, in the middle of the day.
Mummy is going to take me to mcdonalds tomorrow :)
gf is being weird lads
gonna fucking ignore her out of spite
>listens to shut up once
@62006627
reverse search/10
utterly pigged out on some ice cream lads
>>62006572
Yeah but did you catch the Poliwag?
>>62006684
i can go to mcdonald's whenever i like :p
>>62006656
mirth
>>62006684
i think one just opened today literally a 2 minute walk from my house. 24hrs.
gonna get fat lads
>>62006688
lol mine is all butthurt because I forgot to text her back cause I ran into an old friend. the best part is I know she'll come crawling back like always
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1OdRzJj_k4
why is laurie penny on this show? she's an airhead feminist who loses every single debate she's part of.
just put on an old pair of shorts from the bottom of the draw and realised that the last person to wear them was my ex nearly 2 yrs ago and i didn't wash them after
;_;
why don't presidents fight the war
>>62006675
>implying pokemon go isn't the normiest shite around right now
kill yourself
do it right now please!
>>62006719
Oh aye lad. That's how we got talking. She asked me if I caught it because I was smiling like a big spacker at my phone.
>>62006747
well jell x
>>62006782
putting someone smarter would contribute to dignify hitchens further
there's nothing for him to be gained by debating an idiot
>>62006810
Oh dear. He's triggered.
>>62006779
mine is annoyed because she wanted a dickpick last night but i was tired and not horny so i said no
stupid slags will get mad at anything
>>62006814
Did you show her a picture of the ol' poliwag?
whats the name of the fit bbc political bird that was on tv on referendum night?
>>62006803
>tfw your ex posts a pic on facebook and she's wearing your hoodie that you let her have
eating curry as we speak, how very multicultural!
vote labour
>>62006867
Laura Kuenssberg?
>>62006854
(i'm actually just jealous)
>>62006866
I should've made myself clear earlier. I want you to stop making lewd puns at me.
that's not me and it's shutdown
purchasing a hip flask to take into clubs with me desu
>>62006805
James K Polk did while president m8
>>62006875
>tfw mine has a nose piercing that i bought her over a year ago and she still wears it
>>62006878
racist
there's only one culture: human
>>62006814
cool
momentum vs saving labour street fights WHEN????
i'd go down and offer towels and ice water to the combatants
buff well off lad with the 9cm dick here, bottled the escort meeting. I was driving there and just parked by the side of the road and stopped to think for what felt like an hour but 2 minutes. Drove back home. Going to lose my virginity to some random slag, then i'll use escorts to practise to git gud at sex.
t.Nate
>>62006805
why do they always send the poor
>>62006901
Just go up to the Pokéfags next time lad. It'll be alright.
>>62006782
Why put Izzard on QT?
We'll never know
But they lost lad
They lost
>>62006935
Whatever happens, we win.
>>62006927
just lay down and rot
>>62006937
9cm dick eh?
struggling to find meaning in my life and a reason to go on lids
>>62006782
>mfw I went to sentosa on Eid
indians, indians everywhere
>>62006858
Good lad. Mine tries to emotionally blackmail me with 'baww I feel bad today, I need compliments' feels good telling her no when she annoys me
>>62006803
giz a sniff la
>>62006891
nah the young one
brunette
cute but goofy smile
Caught some Pokemon lads.
>>62006985
what does that image have to do with me?
>>62006979
nose studs can be cute desu
>>62007000
Isabelle Hardman?
>>62006937
alri shorty
Going to bed and do some reading. See you.
just made some dankass chicken nuggies lads
>>62007015
haha top banter
jump off a cliff
>>62007033
*pushes her down on the bed*
*lifts her skirt up*
>>62007041
thats the one
cheers lad, dedicating this wank to you
mirthful idea: paste whatever is in my clipboard memory onto /brit/, damn the consequences
>>62006957
no that's a different poster
i can't get pokemon go because:
>phone too old
>live in a house on its own in the countryside and there's literally nothing around me but fields anyway
>>62007033
why do these grown women act like children
>offered a job with 12 hour shifts (9AM-9PM)
fuck sake lads... dont know if i can be asked for that. but i literally need a job. it is 4 days on 4 days off though so you do 4 days then get 4 days to mong out. 18k a year.
>>62006627
>>62006706
>>62006707
>>62006754
>>62006767
>With my authority beyond question, I will now begin the process of purging the traitors and undesirables from our party. The blood of Blairite scum will run in the streets like a river and the workers will rejoice
What did he mean by this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OD8uk1qXJYA
ah yes
>>62007075
v rude had a tough day
>>62006995
lmao yeah same, love treating them badly when they think they can act like cunts without consequences and watching them have to squirm their way back onto my good side
>>62007085
هتاف
>>62007042
And I entertain well because of my brain cells
I'm naughty and stop callin' me shorty my name's L
>>62007086
Get a new phone and go for a walk towards the nearest town.
it aint safe on the block, not even for the cops
We are just living remnants of the Cold War.
business idea: market acid jazz to the over 35s
>>62007117
did he really say this?
Do you lads feel bad for Chris Chan now?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LSh3rgg89q0
>>62007154
I detect some editing desu
>>62007164
we haven't recovered from the so-called first and second world wars, or as I like to call them collectively "the great war"
>>62007085
4916585741703248
>>62007103
it honestly sounds like a good deal if it's not overly physical
>>62007218
https://twitter.com/BBCBreaking/status/752948266765918208
>>62007196
Who's this lady?
>Colleague @rosshawkins says the cut price supporters rate to vote in #labour leadership to go up from £3 to £25
STUDENTS BTFO
>>62007103
sounds good desu
>>62007156
more
>>62007222
nah its working as a technician in a lab, nothing physical
acid reflux is getting really bad. i'm throwing up loads of bile most days. i've actually stopped drinking, this is my 6th day off, but things aren't improving
>>62007181
yes
source: me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkvHRf6T8L4
WEW lads
E
W
>>62007092
you've never seen a woman act like that before?
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1468343765309.webm
>>62007224
mirth
>>62007055
good lad. if people read more instead of watching tv or playing games we'd have a better world.
>>62007103
>18k a year
Pointless, just stay neet
>>62007154
Think that girl has the wrong bra size
Should I get a white phone or a black phone?
>>62007196
>9 years
>>62007260
haha same small world
>>62007285
>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
useless fucking yank
>>62007256
you'll be bored out of your mind and tired near the 9th hour
second day will be the hardest mentally
fourth day physically
but you won't find a better offer
4 consecutive off days is very very good
>>62007323
yes
>>62007289
i don't associate with them
>>62007260
That stuff goes horrible with anxiety m8, taking anything for it? I used this stuff called gripe water and it worked for me
Lads
>>62007299
>got a job and moved so not reading anymore
Still finished two books since I been here but I spend most of my free time drinking with housemates or listening to music
Feels bad
>>62007055
>going to bed at 10
>>62007294
this really fucks me up double because not only is it just a sad story about a man losing his wife, it also represents a sort of britain that will never exist ever again.
>>62007260
holy shit are you me
I'm fucking spitting out my bodyweight in bile and phlem for hours after I wake up for the past few days
>tfw no good prime day deals left
>>62007294
why did you post this
>>62007397
Some of us work for a living
>>62007397
I might go to bed desu
>>62007256
i have worked such shifts, you will be bored out of your mind the four days off.
taigs btfo
could proddies have asked for a better aniversary present
>>62007386
ah it's one of those images where nobody cares
>>62007403
it never did
>>62007294
why do that to me lad
>>62007411
wanted that chilly water bottle one but they ran out just before i went to buy
>>62007389
it's easy as fuck to find books online (4 3) and a good reader on your computer
just make sure the black words appears on a grey area as to not fuck up your eyes too much
>>62007196
>all that stupid shit in the background
>'REALLY COULD USE SOME MORE MONEY AROUND HERE'
>>62007360
only self medicating with benzos. anxiety definitely affects my reflux but the root cause is that i've been drinking almost every day for 10 years.
>>62007326
I remember yelling JULAAAY in the halls to my friends like it was yesterday
>>62007339
Sorry m8, just noticed that was from a TV network
Whole tv license thing seems to be problematic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8F3W51dMTyI
*turns on NTS*
ah, yes
So anyone catch the footie
>>62007456
shut the fuck up paki
>>62007117
mirth
>>62007294
Lefties want to destroy this
>>62007487
how old?
>>62007386
i'm not english so just paint the whole thing grey lmao
>>62007406
do you just keep heaving even though your stomach is clearly empty? the contractions are so powerful. i'm pretty sure i can regurgitate on command because i've vomited so many times and know exactly what muscle does what.
>>62007386
>>62007445
s-should i do it or not burgerbro
>I could carve a better party out of a banana
change the record, Peter
Need this to happen 2bh
looked up a chubby girl from halls three years ago and she has doubled in size
>>62007386
>>62007294
Shit nigger didn't need that right now
>>62007507
Hey I've been to your rock before, are you still being invaded by apes?
>celtic
>>62007549
do it, you will be better off anyways
>18K/year
>experience
fuck yeah
>>62007538
28
first had symptons of reflux when i was 20, used to get bad heartburn then, but didn't have the episodes of constant vomiting until a few years ago. sometimes i'll get better at random and then relapse and vomit daily and lose loads of weight.
>>62007548
>loves Kent
>wants to kill Essex
literally the same thing
>>62007565
at this rate within 60 years she'll have eclipsed the sun
>>62007294
Did a sad
>>62007624
much like your mum
>>62007472
I own physical books mate. Currently reading don Quixote (or supposed to, I finished a portrait of an artist as a young man and am going to move onto it)
Can't find motivation though. Going to London this weekend though so train should help
>>62007445
really?
I'm NEET since 7 months and time fucking flies
>>62007507
>POOTIC
I was trying to catch a play-by-play but SkySports only covered the goals and subs, so it was pointless
>>62007559
>The liberals - nick Clegg, tonibler and Thatcher
stopped reading there
>>62007599
o-ok here i go!
>>62007603
can't respect it after those orange cunts off the tv lad
>>62007531
you want to keep Alzheimers around?
Watching that channel 4 documentary about aspergers, 'Child Genius'.
>>62007648
i can't read shit except science fiction and fantasy
too much of a escapist little shit
if you're not motivated don't force it
>>62007652
Time flies whatever you do desu, neet or wageslave we are old now and soon will be retired
¿las malvinas son argentinas?
>>62007548
kentlad here, thanks m8
>>62007603
no it fucking isnt gas yourself
>>62007647
rude
don't like denmark anymore
>>62007648
Difficult book to read but rewarding. Which translation?
>>62007667
You realise Thatchers idol was Gladstone?
too many muslims in Oslo lads
>>62007720
yes it is you fucking bellend
>>62007652
>really?
>I'm NEET since 7 months
hope you are taking care of yourself as well, i hated being NEET and pretty sure it harmed my health
>>62007677
stop stammering and do it for real you twat
ffs why do i bother
imagine having a gf waiting by the door for you returning from work
when you eat chicken wings do you pick the meat off with your hands and bring it to your mouth or just bite it directly off the wing?
>>62007403
>it also represents a sort of britain that will never exist ever again.
thanks to American culture.
>>62007717
of course but i mean that in my perception time goes fast
it feels slower when you are young i believe
when i'm 50 time will feel like rapids
>>62007731
orange booker get out reeeeee
>>62007716
I really like it when I read, it's just starting a book that I find hard.
>>62007759
Eat it whole
